Author has written 9 stories for Danny Phantom, Code Lyoko, W.I.T.C.H., Incredibles, Brave, 2012, and Rise of the Guardians.
Hi! I'm 13 going on 30. I live in the Universe of Reality, often dipping into others. I am currently obsessing over: DANNY PHANTOM, CODE LYOKO, W.I.T.C.H. and DISCWORLD.
I, officially, can read Eragon in about three days. The entire Twilight series takes me 2 weeks, tops. I once read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in a single day. Classic books, though (excluding the incredible A Little Princess) are my downfall. I was reading Black Beauty for 2 years! I have since just given up.
TO WHOM IT MAY OR MAY NOT CONCERN: If you have read or seen the Hunger Games, please go read Flowers by bitterindigo. I cannot tell you how much this story has made me think about my own existence and society.
I have no inspiration! EVERYTHING IS ON HOLD! I'M SORRY.
What Do We Do Now? will take the maximum priority of my multi-chapters, as it has MORE REVIEWS THAN ALL MY OTHER STORIES PUT TOGETHER! But it needs me to work out a plot.
CatchingWind's 101 Challenge is currently my favourite story to write because again, lack of plot makes easy writing.
My favourite stuff
I love The Northern Lights trilogy, Eragon aka The Inheritance Cycle , Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, Charlie Bone, Harry Potter, all things Eoin Colfer, Tamora Pierce and Classic Disney(yes, I'm a princess girl! Don't tell!), the movie Bolt, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Wind on Fire (made me cry!!!), Inkheart, The Name of This Book is Secret, the Deverry series (*is offended* I am not too young, PS if you've never heard of it it's pretty good), The Billionaire's Curse, Tattoo, Finding Violet Park, Spiderwick Chronicles, Narnia, many things by Terry Pratchett, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, The Incredibles, The Graveyard Book... I can just keep going(and I probably will) Oh, and chocolate. Favourite songs: Chasing Cars; Snow Patrol, Fireflies; Owl City, Firework; Katie Perry, anything from Prince of Egypt or Anastasia, most Disney songs, Piano Man; Billy Joel, Tears in Heaven; Eric Clapton. Favourite food: Garlic bread, pizza, chocolate, mac and cheese, strawberry juice!
My Current Fave Quote:"A well-rounded life has no point" My Mother: Universe of Reality
My Current 2nd Fave Quote:"Art is where the impossible glides gracefully into reality." Daniella Violet Moon: Universe of Reality
My Current 3rd Fave Quote: "You should really stop talking to yourself.-I'm talking to you, aren't I?" Myri - Me: Universe of Reality (possibly...)
An Amazing Quote That Is My Thoughts In Written Words:
“There is only one way to read, which is to browse in libraries and bookshops, picking up books that attract you, reading only those, dropping them when they bore you, skipping the parts that drag- and never, never reading anything because you feel you ought, or because it is part of a trend or movement. Remember that the book which bores you when you are twenty or thirty will open doors for you when you are forty or fifty- and vice versa. Don’t read a book out of its right time for you.”
What I like
My story preference is well written, well spelled, Make-You-Cry, stuff but I like comedy. Artemis Fowl (God bless Eoin) is pretty good, well, you know what I mean. The whole anti-hero thing, sheer genius! My dream is to be an author. That's why I'm here actually -. Cannot stand horror, ever.
My Favourite Characters From Assorted Places
Danny Phantom: Danielle, Sam, DannyxSam (Amethyst Ocean!)
Code Lyoko: Yumi, Ulrich, Odd, Aelita, Jeremy, in that order.
WITCH: I love everybody equally in their own special way! Especially Blunk. And Caleb. And Elyon.
Phineas & Ferb: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Gretchen, IRVING!, Candace, Vanessa, Linda (mothers have awesomeness, especially when they were Lindana!)
Discworld: Sam Vimes, Sybil Ramkins, Young Sam, Carrot, Angua, Mrs Cake, Fred Colon, Nobby Nobbs, Detritus, Cheery Littlebottom, Mrs Cake, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, Mustrum Ridcully, Ponder Stibbons, HEX, The Band with Rocks In, all of the Monstrous Regiment, C.M.O.T. Dibbler, any Dibbler in another country, Moist von Lipwig (and aliases), Adora Belle Dearheart, Mrs Cake, Leonard of Quirm, Jonathan Teatime (Teh-ah-tim-eh) but only as the best villain ever, Ysabell, Mort, Susan Sto Helit, Lobsang Ludd and DEATH. Oh and Binky, Death of Rats, Otto Chriek, Mrs Cake, Sally Humperdink, Brutha, Tiffany Aching, the Lancre witches, Agnes/Perdita, Great A'Tuin and... MRS CAKE!
Universe of Reality: Me (duh), Annie Onimous and Co., Girl You Don't Know, Panther, Awesome Panda, My Parents!! (all names are changed. You will never find these people due to my Internet Privacy Paranoia. Except My Parents actually are my parents. Duh.)
Random Places that don't exist outside of my head: Bellatrix LeHatter (don't ask, she's my (more than) slightly nutty PA), Dhamyria aka Myri (CIEday... I'd say 15/4/12 maybe, daemling-unsettled) May or may not have settled as an ocelot on 27/10/12.
Person Who I Currently Admire: Grey DeLisle. This chick is in almost EVERYTHING I adore. Voicing Sam in DP would earn my respect, but she's also Vicky and Tootie from FOP, Miranda (my fave villain!) from W.I.T.C.H., Hana Stoppable from KP, Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Femme Fatale from PPG, Daphne Blake in Scooby Doo, a bunch of people from C:KND, Teenage Myrtle in an episode of Lilo and Stitch, Azula in Avatar The Last Airbender, several people from My GymPartner's a Monkey, the Gwen version of Heatblast from Ben 10, Yasmin (that teenage Yzma from the episode with the Fountain of Youth) from Emperor's New School, Frida Suárez in El Tigre, multiple characters in Wayside, Brianna Buttowski in Kick Buttowski, Dr. Rebecca Holiday in Generator Rex, Kitty Katswell in T.U.F.F. Puppy, Flicker in Handy Manny, AND Emily Elizabeth in the Clifford series. I mean COME ON! And that's only things that I like!
Love to anyone who can be stuffed to read this.
NOTES TO MYSELF AND BELLATRIX LEHATTER. GO AWAY! NOT IMPORTANT! BUGGER OFF!
Work on WDWDN. Are you going to use that coincidence that you found with Sam and (Not-Tellin'-Ya-Readers!) or not? Needs ant. Coinc could be used 4 dat. C5 please!
How to work Miserable idea? Your first draft is kinda sucky.
My Immortal: BB doll idea? Gothic Barbie...
DPxHG? Make them RUE the day they messed with 11.
Roses clones, 2 pages after Peek-a-boo. What are you gonna do with 'em? One-shot challenge or not? Jessie's hair still looks weird. Find pic of Jazz.
Peek-a-Boo. What are you doing with this?
Klemper(/eleven/,i/0? It would be cute if you can remember your own code!
CL story: Xana's Kiss missing link... first page I think. TYPE IT, MAYBE?
HDM story: AU Iorek lost the fight in NL/GC. Life as a bear's daemon.
Alt pen names: The Girl Who Exists.
OKAY! YOU CAN LOOK NOW!
Stuff I've Copied and pasted from other profiles (cliché but still fun, no like, no look. See that button up top that says Hide Bio or whatever. Click and this will all go away... 8D)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
(A teacher of mine was biking home after school. He was hit by a drunk woman. He had a 10 week old daughter. Curse you alcohol, curse you. *looks justly infuriated*)
From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:
My name is Sheryl,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah,
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Please copy and paste this poem onto your profile.
(I've seen this next one on 2 profiles so far)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Also that that statistic was almost definitely made up...
Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, P L E A S E copy and paste this into your profile.
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98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
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If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile.
God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world where you are coming up with new ideas for your fanfiction(s), copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you're a choco-holic--a shop-o-holic--(read-a-holic)or a talk-a-holic, copy and paste this in your profile.
if you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
The best pairing on Avatar The Last Airbender is Kataang
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, flareyphoenix, ImaginationQueen, Luna Holly Shaeffer, Daniella Violet Moon
(Another one I've seen on 2 profiles)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned and stood up. He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Too many people have died because of others needs of fame and fortune. If you care post this on your profile.
(These are not my quotes, they are danipotter's but I love them anyway)
"There's someone missing here. Someone very important. Where's Momo?" "He's gone. And so is Aang." "Well, so long as they have each other, they'll be okay."--King Bumi, Sokka: Avatar: The Last Airbender
"YOU FILTHY, LYING, PIECE OF CHEESE!!" -- Maddie Fenton: Danny Phantom
"Dude, you are one seriously crazed up fruitloop!" Danny Fenton: Danny Phantom
(As Ron and Hermione are kissing) "OI! There's a war going on here!" Harry Potter: HP and the Deathly Hallows
"APPA ATE MOMO!" Sokka: Avatar: The Last Airbender
"I'm not Toph. I'm... THE MELON LORD!" Toph: Avatar: The Last Airbender
"YOU! You foul, loathe-some evil little cockroach!"-- Hermione Granger: HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban the movie
"Let us find the dam snack bar!"-- Zoe Nightshade: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
(wow people have long profiles. Me too, I guess)
"And I will not get a cat!" Vlad Masters: Danny Phantom
"And if anyone asks, you're my sister's cat.-Meow." Vlad Masters-his lonely-guy cat, Maddie: Danny Phantom
"Let's just say I work for blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah." Spencer: Killers
"We did it! We did it! No esimo! We did it!" Dr Doofinshmirtz: Phineas and Ferb (no really)
"Yes, yes we/he/she/they/it did/are/is/will/can." Various: Phineas and Ferb
"Hey aren't you a little young to be pop stars?-No." Huge-O Records producer-Phineas: Phineas and Ferb
"And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public." Ferb:Phineas and Ferb
"It's the Kidney of the Sea.*shows diamond-encrusted necklace*-That's one tricked out organ." Ashton-Zack: Suite Life on Deck
"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." Gene Brown
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." Walt Disney
"Of all the thirty six alternatives, running away is best." Chinese Proverb (apparently)
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." Groucho Marx
"Don't be so humble- you are not that great." Golda Meir
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." Bill Cosby
"Say hi to your Mum for me." Rove
"It's just a job. Birds fly, grass grows, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." Muhammad Ali
"It's not easy being green." Kermit the Frog
"Come on, Moses, admit it! You've always looked up to me!-*sees up Ramoses' tunic by accident* Yes, but it's not much of a view!" Ramoses-Moses: Prince of Egypt
"I die, you die, we all die, Bye bye." Thimbletack: Spiderwick Chronicles (Love the optimism)
"Life sucks, and then you die." Jacob: Eclipse (I think)
"Yeah we're inside Candace's stomach.-Creepy on so many levels." Phineas-Ferb: Phineas and Ferb
Later* "Candace is on her date with Jeremy! *awkward pause* That means we're on a date with Jeremy.- Again, creepy on so many levels" Phineas-Ferb:Phineas and Ferb
"Oh no, that book was accidently destroyed maliciously." Gru: Despicable Me
"Assemble the minions!" Gru: Despicable Me (Oh come on, you know you want these minions)
"When in doubt, C4." Jamie: Mythbusters
"...and I come home to find you CHEWING ON MY SISTER'S FACE!" Spencer: iCarly
"My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Mantoya (Uh duh): The Princess Bride (This line KICK THE BUTT OF EVERY EPIC "You gonna die" LINE, EVER!!!!)
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
OwlheadAthena's profile (If you read this OhA, thanks so much)
THE EVIL OVERLORD LIST *EVIL LAUGHTER*
1: My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2: My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3: My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4: Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5: The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6: I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7: When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8: After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9: I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10: I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11: I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12: One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13: All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14: The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15: I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16: I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17: When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18: I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19: I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20: Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21: I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22: No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23: I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24: I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25: No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26: No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27: I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28: My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29: I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30: All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31: All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32: I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33: I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34: I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35: I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36: I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37: If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38: If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39: If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40: I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41: Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42: When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43: I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44: I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45: I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46: If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47: If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48: I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49: If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50: My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51: If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52: I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53: If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54: I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55: The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56: My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57: Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58: If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59: I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60: My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61: If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62: I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63: Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64: I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65: If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66: My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67: No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68: I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69: All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70: When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71: If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72: If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73: I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74: When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75: I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76: If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77: If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78: I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79: If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80: If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81: If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82: I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83: If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84: I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85: I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86: I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87: My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88: If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89: After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90: I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91: I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92: If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93: If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94: When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95: My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96: My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97: My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98: If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99: Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size
100: Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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From GhostDog401's profile
Quote #1: Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Quote #2: Sanity, is like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Quote #3: Before you get mad at somebody try walking a thousand miles in their shoes, then you a thousand miles away from them and YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!
Quote #4: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Quote #5: You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Quote #6: Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
Quote #7: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Quote #8: Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Quote #9: When it hurts to look back, & you are scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
Dark Side Story Quote
Person 2: Join the dark side we have cookies.
Person 2: Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
Person 3: Well I've decided I'm joining the dark side, I really want cookies.
Person 1: No, don't go to the dark side, I've been there they don't really have cookies.
Danny Phantom Quotes
DP Quote #1: ( Boxed Up Furry)
Sam: So what do you think the Box Ghost will try next?
Danny: Well I don't care. If I hear if I hear beware on more time I'll. . (Lifts Sandwich)
Box Ghost: Beware!
Danny: -Sighs- Sigh and put down my sandwich
DP Quote #2: (Fanning the Flames)
Danny: (To Sam at Window) Oh this is just like Romeo and Juliet. Except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything were saying.
DP Quote #3: (Prisoner of Love)
Danny: (In the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting) Great, everyone who hates me is sitting at one table, just like in high school.
DP Quote #4: (Identity Crisis)
Jazz: One Danny. Then I'm not nuts. I'm not nuts!
From EmberMclain13's profile
(I may have altered it a little bit from the one on her profile, trying to make it look more like the original)
From Alex Leep's profile
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Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.
A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, the only letter missing is 'I', because I'm me and I don't like to fit in.
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I watched a PG movie without my parents’ permission. What. A. Rebel.
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...why do people say expect the unexpected? Because isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.
Don't ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
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ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm okay again
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'Don't believe everything you think'
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From PsychoticNari's profile
150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
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"In the future, let's avoid shooting me based on grammar." Jake-The Troop
From VampireFrootloopsRule's profile
You know you’re obsessed with Danny Phantom when...
You don't trust old lunch ladies.(they always steal the good food)
Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.(I look around like a crazy person)
You know what Esperanto is.(of course)
You know a few Esperanto words.(errr no)
You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands(and it never works…how sad)
Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius (totally)
You've gone looking for ghost portals (still haven’t found one yet)
You want to dye your hair white(thought about it for sure)
You know the theme song by heart(who doesn’t?)
You can quote parts of/entire episodes(hmmm. Survey says... yes)
You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled(bring it back now!)
You cried when Phantom Planet ended(I didn’t cry, but it was close)
Pssh. 'nuff said.(sticks hand out in “pssh, ‘nuff said” manner)
You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.(I totally would be one if it weren’t for the fact I love meat)
You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost(haven't had the chance)
You know the importance of Emergency Ham(hides the emergency button. duh)
You think hazmat suits rule(does anyone know where a girl can get one?)
You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"(Haven’t heard it yet but me so will if I do.)
You don't go near beauty pageants.(why would I anyway?)
It's not Eragon, its Aragon.(love the books! But come on! Can he turn into a dragon? Nooooo.)
You like red berets(Y.E.S.)
You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus (Erm... I don't know how to do that)
You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White (MIB is such a rip off)
You've tried to capture things in a thermos(why won’t it work?)
You named your dog Cujo (I'm a cat person...)
You were excited when you turned 14(still waiting for powers...)
You searched Google maps for Amity Park(What? Amityville? COOL!)
You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street (can I move here?)
Whenever you get Frootloops you search the box for Vlad(I know he’s in here somewhere…)
When you're shocked you shout out a book title(Can never think of one...)
You've tried to walk through walls(bruises to prove it)
You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks(no... good idea!)
You don't want locker 724(our lockers only go to like 70 in each block)
You support Frog's Rights(let them live! but discecting rats is ok)
You don't like biker dudes(not sure about chicks with green hair either)
You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.(yup)
You've had a Fake-out Make-out.(O.0)
You bought the bat with the word Fenton on it(can’t find one but when I do…)
You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you(stalker shadows!)
You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts(again I haven’t found one but I want to see the one that does)
You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat(giant mouses! AAAAAAAH)
You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.(haha. Take that Greek mythology!)
You never eat oatmeal at camp(don't think I'd seen that episode yet... bugger)
You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher(My dad no fish)
You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga(haven’t had to write it down but I think I would)
You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.(good, evil alternate future, bad then good clone)
You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (Uh der)
You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies (why did she do this in the first place?)
You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear (hmmm. I do? Oh, right, THAT one)
You get King Tuck confused with King Tut (why did it have to be spelled so similarly?)
You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (of course not! That would give my secret identity away)
You've tried to fly (doesn’t work)
You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (need. Danny. PHANTOM! NOW!)
You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo(only like a million)
You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (wait? WHAT!)
Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase(It's a Pokemon phrase? Since when?)
You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (I have and I plan on doing it soon)
You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island (where is this? I want to ride!)
You named your cat Maddie (cat came with it's own name... but the next one: hell yeah! edit: Bugger, next one was a dude. Called Shadow... :) other reference: stalker shadow)
You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.'(Or half-ecto-American)
Normal people draw smiley-faces in fogged up windows, you draw the DP symbol (Frootloop's been stalking me)
From DanPhantomsApprentice's profile
Using mah screen name only! No real names!
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle (hehe Dani)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Lioness (coolness of name)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Violet Barrett (sounds like a hairclip)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Moodacey (weird)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Sprite (I can handle that)
6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Macky (Rhyme) [Blacky Macky]
7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Assasination (what happens in the Annoying Orange videos!)
8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): BlueBeard (This one's been taken. Try again) Blue Cutlass (nice)
"Let me make this easy to remember. Keep your station clear... OR I WILL KILL YOU!" You-Know-Who-Said-It: Ratatouille
Why is a raven like a writing desk? Well... Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front! Also because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes, because Poe wrote on both, because there is a B in both and an N in neither, and because it slopes with a flap. But Lewis Carroll came up with the first one, so it's official.
From Oak Leaf Ninja's profile
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a can of cashews:
Warning: May contain cashews.
(Really? I never would have guessed!)
From The Graveyard Book, Chapter Five: Danse Macabre
Rich man, poor man, come away.
Come to dance the Macabray.
Time to work and time to play,
Time to dance the Macabray.
One and all will hear and stay
Come and dance the Macabray.
Gracious lady, this I pray:
Join me in the Macabray.
Step and turn, and walk and stay,
Now we dance the Macabray.
Now the Lady on the Grey
Leads us in the Macabray.
"I'm a little bit broken in the brain place, but I'm gonna get better. And it's gonna be awesome." -Tomska
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