MeraNaamJoker
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Joined 08-28-10, id: 2515399, Profile Updated: 03-16-14
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Sleepy Hollow, and Something Happens/Kuch Kuch Hota Hai/कुछ कुछ होता है.

If you're looking for a story that used to be here, it's on my AO3 profile: http://archiveofourown.org/users/MeraNaamJoker/works . You do not have to have an account to read or to comment. The Better Now and MQSTB Outtakes can be found there. Alternatively, I can send you a PDF if you PM me. I also occasionally post new stories there, which have never been posted here.

Most of the points I made in Better Now weren't due to my own careful dissection of Twilight. I owe most of the critical thinking to the following writers:

Mark Reads Twilight by Mark Oshiro
Cleolinda's New Moon In Fifteen Minutes
and general Twilight writings
Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight"

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Unspoken by FatedFeathers reviews
Sometimes the things we don't share openly are better left alone. They say the truth shall set you free, but what about the rest? There's a fine line between telling a lie and keeping a secret when protecting someone you love. -AH, No supernatural glitz-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 172,088 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love suffers boldly by grrlinterrupted reviews
Bella is frantic when Jacob runs to Canada to escape his heartbreak over her upcoming wedding. Unable to alert the authorities, her only option is to follow him north. But how will she find him? And what can she say to make him come home? Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
East of the Sun and West of the Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews
AU ending for New Moon. What if, when Edward suspects Bella is dead, he instead rushes back to Forks? What struggle would he face when he finds she's alive? And what if the only one who discovers he's back is Leah Clearwater?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,524 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
What was he thinking? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU: Paul's POV of "What was she doing?" - a scary glimpse inside the mind of Paul; warning: contains teen sex, drinking and foul foul language - contains SPOILERS for WWSD - so read that one FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,380 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Paul, Bella] - Complete
Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere? by UnseemingOwl reviews
They've both been left behind, their lives put on hold in rain soaked Forks, but they have a few things in common apart from being angry and lonely. Post Eclipse, ignores Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jessica, Jacob - Complete
Then Direct You Into My Arms by blueandblack reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella, Jacob, Victoria and the pack. There will be Edward later, but not as a result of cliff-diving and Tuscan suicide attempts. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella, some Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Sometimes I Still Feel The Bruise by blueandblack reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella sees Jacob again for the first time in three years. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella. NOT anti-E/B or anti-Edward. Other characters feature, particularly Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,061 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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Five Times Ichabod Kissed Abbie (and one time he didn't) reviews
Ichabod's not taking advantage; he's just improvising. Right?
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Ichabod C., Abigail M. - Complete
Holding Sam reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
No Good Deed reviews
Eight years after Bella's daughter is born, a letter from Edward arrives and changes everything. AU Post-Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Twilight & Something Happens/Kuch Kuch Hota Hai/कुछ कुछ होता है - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,578 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Return to Sender reviews
Jake fell in love with his friend Bella the summer he was 13. Five years later, she's back, and she's ready for far more than friendship, but each is waiting for the other to make the first move. No monsters, no magic, just fluff. Collab w grrlinterrupted
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,393 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Better Now reviews
Charlie got Bella the professional help she needed when Edward took off. Now Edward's back, and she's different. AU New Moon - after Volterra- and Eclipse. Mostly in-character, Edward's not villainized.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,186 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella - Complete