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You can find any of the stories that used to be here by Googling the name of the story in quotes with ao3, i.e. "better now" ao3. Thanks for the many wonderful reviews--I've saved them all because I know they took effort and they meant so much to me.

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Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4900 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love suffers boldly by grrlinterrupted reviews
Bella is frantic when Jacob runs to Canada to escape his heartbreak over her upcoming wedding. Unable to alert the authorities, her only option is to follow him north. But how will she find him? And what can she say to make him come home? Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
Across The World by once-was-serendipity reviews
Post-finale. Jess and Rory run into each other in an unexpected place. Emotional mayhem ensues :P
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What was he thinking? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU: Paul's POV of "What was she doing?" - a scary glimpse inside the mind of Paul; warning: contains teen sex, drinking and foul foul language - contains SPOILERS for WWSD - so read that one FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,380 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Paul, Bella] - Complete
Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere? by UnseemingOwl reviews
They've both been left behind, their lives put on hold in rain soaked Forks, but they have a few things in common apart from being angry and lonely. Post Eclipse, ignores Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jessica, Jacob - Complete