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(UPDATED 7/24/2014)

Going through several existential crises at once.

Hello! Can you believe it's been over a year since I last published anything? Holy shit. That seems insane, but it's legit.

I'm inactive, man, but I'm always writing. Always thinking of new stories and writing ideas and having ten-hour caffeine-induced writing sessions that has led to over 150,000 words I've written for seven different stories that I just am never happy with, which kinda sucks.

The LTM revamp is still happening, ALMOST FOUR YEARS DOWN THE LINE ohmygod, that's absolutely crazy. I was a baby when I wrote it, and now I'm just embarrassed because I basically took the She's the Man script and put it in paragraph format and changed the character names. The revamp looks nothing like the original, but I think it keeps the humor but adds more of a sincere backstory to all of the characters, and makes more sense in the long run.

Speaking of LTM, the wonderful Masha Christmas has translated the original Lily's the Man into Russian, which you can find HERE and HERE. Thanks so much, Masha! If anyone wants to translate anything else, just pop over a PM and send me the link, and I'll put it up here! (:

I just wanted to say thanks for all the support you guys have given me, I've gotten so many kind reviews and PMs and comments, it makes me want to keep churning stuff out for you guys, but I want to make sure I'm proud of it as well.

THANK YOU (:

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Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
I Write Complacent Notes of Correspondence, Not Love Letters by twilightstargazer reviews
Lily and James exchange letters throughout their summer. Madness ensues. Set in the summer before seventh year. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Written in the Stars by RainbowCrystal reviews
Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,739 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Where You'll Find Me Now by prongsridesagain reviews
War changes everything for better and for worse. No one knows that more than them. They just don't know how it's all going to end up for them. Marauders Era fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,582 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sirius B., OC
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11392 - Favs: 10,471 - Follows: 9,151 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily and James: The Last Shot by Fae Thatcher reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans and James Potter find themselves faced with decisions that will ultimately effect the rest of their lives. I know, another Lily/James story, but if you can't beat them, join them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,392 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters from Mystery Girl by KenpoChick reviews
In a weird turn, all the 6th years must write to penpals. James, Sirius and Remus have no clue what to expect when they're assigned three very different girls. Written entirely in letters, journals, notes, and such. Based on the Year of Secret Assignments
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,660 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Stars Were Rearranged by LittleRedLily reviews
Pranks. Flying Flobberworms. A little love. A killer vampire. Lily. Marauders. Quidditch. Hogsmeade. Curfew-breaking wanderings. Full moon. As uncliché-ish and canon as I can possibly get it. And it has a plot. Sort of. First fanfic; enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,451 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Karaoke Virgin by direwolfprincess reviews
/"Sirius is a karaoke virgin!" Izzy and Lily shouted simultaneously. Ashort little one shot about the Marauders. Sirius/OC My OC, Izzy Flynn Read and review please!/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Holy Cow!: A James and Lily Adventure by prongsridesagain reviews
He loves to fight with her. To see the heat in her cheeks and the anger in her eyes. It's always a good time when Lily Evans is mad at you. James/Lily silly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scribblings of a Muggleborn and her Pureblood by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
LJ SEQUEL to Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain. Lily/James, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC. Harry finds his parents notebooks and letters written in the years after Hogwarts. Break-ups, proposals, duels, the Order, Voldemort, traitors, all included!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,904 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Don't Call Me That by Molly Raesly reviews
A series of drabbles between Lily and James that I decided to write because I wanted to be self-indulgent one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amortentia by Molly Raesly reviews
Falling in love is merely realizing that you are already in it. And vice versa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Perilune by Molly Raesly reviews
A story about Remus Lupin on his least favorite day of the year. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
The Trials of Commentating by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stray by Molly Raesly reviews
Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Letter J by Molly Raesly reviews
I don’t get jealous. But why am I so jealous?” She paused to catch her breath. Then, looking back down at the ground, Lily continued, “And why is the letter “J” stalking me like a bloody ghost?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Sweet by Molly Raesly reviews
James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,097 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We Might As Well Be Strangers by Loves to dance reviews
James wakes up in St. Mungo's, but can't remember anything from his past. He struggles to figure out who he is and why he ended up with amneisa. Of course, it's no help that his Healer is a beautiful redhead whom he can't seem to get out of his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Lose James by Loves to dance reviews
Based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Lily is tired of James asking her out, so when the suggestion comes up of dating him and driving him away, she does just that. But what if she actually starts to fall for him in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Tea Girl by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
On a first date, James discovers Lily Evans is a lover of tea, and with Frank Longbottom, tries to find out exactly the female species find it necessary to go to the bathroom in packs, with disastrous results. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The Effects of Alcohol reviews
Lily Evans has a good life. She's Head Girl, top of her class, dating the cutest Ravenclaw Hogwarts has ever seen, and has a strictly platonic relationship with the Head Boy, James Potter. But what happens when she wakes up on the morning of November 18th in James' arms with no memory of the previous night?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,628 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Common Misconceptions reviews
There are many common misconceptions surrounding the relationship - and lives - of James Potter and Lily Evans. One of the most common being that she hated him. I'm here to tell you that it isn't true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Men of Hogwarts reviews
James Potter decides to make a calendar with the other Seventh Year boys. Drabble-One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - James P. - Complete
We're the Young Ones Now reviews
Voldemort is rising, tearing apart the Wizarding World as he goes. Lily Evans and James Potter find themselves in the middle of the action, even at school. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Flying Lessons reviews
The cliche that's been around since the dawn of the Lily/James fanfic... James teaching Lily how to fly. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Are We Friends? reviews
Sixth year, Gryffindor just won the Quidditch Cup! What happens when Lily Evans starts getting this weird feeling when she sees a girl kissing James Potter in the middle of the Common Room? It's not jealousy, is it? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's The Man reviews
AU. Lily Evans is posing as her next door neighbor, who's on tour with his band, in order to play Quidditch at Hogwarts. How far will she go to prove that you don't have to be a boy in order to succeed? Based off of She's The Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Driving Lessons reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black attempt to get their driver's licenses. Oh dear. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete