Author has written 2 stories for El Cazador de la Bruja, and Pokémon.
This is a profile page. Obviously. Hello, fellow computer/cell phone/tablet owners, this is The Black Reshiram. This is my profile page that I spent like 10 minutes on until I got bored. This sounds so like I'm trying to be nonchalant. I feel really awkward right now.
Stuff about me: I play pokemon. I'm an 18 year old girl who is totally obsessed with pairing the characters in shows together, whether it happens to be canon or not. I like anime and American football and sleeping and food and my cats and my dogs and my chinchillas. I'm pretty violent with words when I'm irked, but then I get upset that I hurt someone's feelings and start apologizing. I have recently started reading smut, particularly slash, when I get bored during class at school.
Current Stories: As you may have noticed if any of you actually read this stuff, I deleted my old ones because I wrote them when I was only 11, so they kinda sucked. Right now I'm working on a angsty ferriswheelshipping fic.
Okay, so I kinda posted a random ferriswheelshipping one. I'm still working on one from when the game came out, but I'm so lazy. Sue me.
Misty is a bitch. Don't judge me, though.
Ouran high school host club
> > > > Pick the month you were born:
> > > > January--I kicked
> > > > 1--a birdbath
> > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > > > White--because I'm cool like that
I kicked myself because I'm cool like that.
Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Almiarater, sportsstar117, the Black Reshiram
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to your profile
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
down a sewer opening
by 5 girls in her school,
in front of
during a fire drill.
When she didn't submerge
the police were called.
They went down
and brought up
17 year old
her neck broken from
hitting the ladder,
and then the
side concrete at the bottom.
The girls told everyone she fell...
They believed them.
2 months ago,
16 year old
read this post and
didn't repost it.
When he went to
take a shower
from his shower,
he started freaking out
and ran to his computer
to repost it.
He said goodnight
to his mom
and went to sleep.
5 hours later
his mom woke up
in the middle of the night
cause of a loud noise.
David was gone.
a few hours later
the police found him
his neck broken
and his face skin
Even google her name- you'll find this to be true
If you don't repost this saying
"they pushed her"
Then Carmen will get you,
either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,
or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,
in the dark, then Camoron will come for you
PLEASE repost this or Cameron will get you.
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD
The guy who discovered milk, what the heck was he doing with the cow?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (LOL i think of hetalia every time i see this)
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" (I have no idea if this is true...)
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
(I found this on another profile, this didn't actually happen to me.)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Now for my stories! Thanks for reading my incredibly long profile, unless you skipped to the end!
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