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Joined 08-28-10, id: 2515902, Profile Updated: 03-18-12
Author has written 12 stories for Teen Wolf.

So I live just outside London, England and I'm of an age where it's impolite to discuss your age. Suffice to say I have a son in his late teens. I've written stuff pretty much all through my life but I've only just attempted my first fanfic.

I've written poems in school and song lyrics for all the incarnations of bands I've been in that have never done anything. I once got to the finals of the Royal Court Theatre's Young Writers competition with a play I wrote. Latterly I've done a bit of music reviewing and now I just discuss music I like on my LJ account although I haven't even done that for a while. If for the slightest reason you feel that you want to explore any of it, feel free, it's at

In fanficland, I came in via Veronica Mars where I will ship Veronica/Lamb until the day I die. I've spent a lot of time recently in Glee concentrating on anything Puck like and I'll dabble in Criminal Minds and Big Bang Theory. I've never felt an urge to write anything for any of these 'verses (except a VM story that I started once and then left because it was so horrible, it's on a dead computer now so that's probably a good thing.) I don't know what it is about Teen Wolf that made me start except that I'm incredibly shallow and the thought of putting two of the hottest people I've seen lately together in some slashfic was just too good to resist.

Writing for me is a horrible drawn out process. It doesn't get dashed off, it has to be pulled kicking and screaming out of me. Consequently I will never be the kind of person who updates every day. *OK, so that proved to be untrue for a couple of days. Now though, I've burnt through my first ideas so it's going to take a little longer from here on in.* I don't even know if I have any other stories in me, this might be it.

I thank you for your consideration and I am eternally grateful for each and every review, alert and favourite I get, you're all too kind.

18th March '12

I'm going through one of those tedious writer's block periods. So I'd be happy to beta should anyone have need of my services.

What I Will Do

Check your grammar and spelling; repunctuate if required

Check for logical inconsistities

What I Won't Do

Make plot suggestions (Well maybe if I feel I must but your story is your story, not mine.)

Rewrite something because someone's too lazy to put much effort in

If you're interested please PM me. I'm happy to beta any fandoms but if I don't know them you will get a sense check rather than a full beta. I positively insist that you go through your own work first and correct anything you see. I'm so tired of reading stupid mistakes which a simple read through would have picked up. I can't tell you how many times I read my own stuff through before I post it. It just seems like a common courtesy from me, the writer to you, the reader, that I present my work to the best of my ability and make it easy to read and flow nicely. But hey, maybe that's just me...

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A Dictata Philologus by lilseli69 reviews
Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
High School Loveline and the Rumors that Follow by jailynn reviews
Lauren and Puck figure things out and the students of William McKinley high school try and do the same Puck/Lauren pairing. Please no flames! Now officially not a one shot...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,764 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lauren Z., Puck - Complete
I Told You So by lv63 reviews
2 years post finale Veronica and Lamb are both working at Mars Investigations. On their way back from a case they run into some car trouble and end up having to spend the night together. DoVe Rated R - NC-17
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Veronica, Lamb
Goldilocks by PrettyPoppy reviews
Three days before Halloween, Spike makes a rather interesting request. Set in Season 6, between "Life Serial" and "All the Way." Spuffy - Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Better Life by lv63 reviews
4 years post series: Lamb has rebuilt a friendship with Veronica that's even stronger than it was before he turned on her, but he wants more. He doesn't know if she feels the same way and she's not single but he knows he's the one for her.AU after 3x14
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Veronica, Lamb
Bulletproof Loneliness by smc-27 reviews
She waits for him to enter, and she almost rolls her eyes when she sees the walking cliché of a man trailing behind him. She doesn't understand why this bodyguard has to come into her apartment at all. Can't he just stand outside the door? Puck/Rachel AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Somnambulista reviews
Veronica's got a secret - and it's in the form of Lamb. How can she manage her affairs while the drama piles up, and what will she do when all of her dirty little secrets come screaming to the surface? Veronica x Lamb; takes place during season 2.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Veronica, Lamb
Doing Just Fine by divine one reviews
Don Lamb and Veronica Mars will always do just fine without one another. But imagine how wonderfully they'd do WITH one another.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - [Veronica, Lamb] - Complete
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Belief reviews
This is the companion piece to Privacy. Derek Hale - responsible adult - is managing his family's bar in San Francisco whilst also keeping an eye on his baby sister now she's at University. He misses his home and his extended family there but most of all, he misses having someone to share it with, something he hasn't allowed himself for years.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Stiles S., Derek H., Isaac L., Cora H.
The Wolf In The Wool Is No Longer At Bay reviews
Stiles adores the fact that Derek is hairy, he particularly loves his beard. What if Derek isn't so sure about it any more. How will Stiles cope?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Stiles is a celebrity blogger known for his pithy dissection of the world of haute couture. Being as famous as those he comments upon makes it hard to get some time to just be himself. On one special night of the year, Stiles goes out into the world unnoticed and unjudged. What if, that night, he meets a man who intrigues him greatly? What if he's not the only one with a secret?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Stiles S., Derek H., Erica R., Cora H.
Silk And Lace reviews
Derek finds a pair of panties and they start him on a whole new path of self discovery. Rating will change as the story progresses.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/29/2016
Pierced reviews
From the following prompt on Teen Wolf Kink: Stiles comes back from college with a piercing in a fun place (tongue, nipple, Prince Albert - take your pick). Derek is totally obsessed with it. Can be established relationship or first time. (And if it's first time, how does Derek find out about the piercing?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Cubs reviews
Sequel to I Have To Mark You Mine. Derek and Stiles create a family. There is much fluff and a smattering of porn, shameless indulgence really.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
I Have To Mark You Mine reviews
Derek claims Stiles and there is an unexpected side effect.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
What A Perfect Ghost You Are reviews
The snowy winter run causes Derek and Stiles to find a closeness even they hadn't anticipated. How much truth is there to an old myth? Rating changed to M because the plot needed it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
In The Still Of The Night reviews
This is a futurefic taking place 10 years after the events in series 1. Stiles has all but forgotten what happened in Beacon Hills. In a different place and time an unexpected meeting reopens old memories and leads to a dangerous hidden world. Now M rated
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,299 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Toys reviews
All Stiles wants is a little fun. Derek has some toys. Please read warnings inside for content.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Dance With Me? reviews
It's Senior Prom but Stiles is on his own. Will he end the night alone?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Stand My Ground reviews
Derek keeps making uninvited visits to Stiles' house at night. Stiles wants him to stop...or does he? Warning! Plenty of smut, almost PWP!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete