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Oh my oh my. How did you unfotunatley manage to stumble across lil ol' me?

Well, while your here, I might as well try to make it worth a while...or just a couple of minutes...

The name's Left4Brittany, and as my penname suggests it, if it wasn't obvious enough, I am soooo into Left 4 Deadz and Left 4 Deadz 2 (mostly...heheheh), well, for now, or actually, forever! Muhahaha. But yes, I love zombies =w= And that game, it's just, psh, making me pop with joy at its awsome zombieness...aaaaannnnddd the BROMANCE that is in there. So, yeah...You may have guessed that I do support the wonderfully, disfunctional and adorable pairing of Nick with Ellis. Im sorry, but I can see how it can work in so many ways, while still also not looking like it would work at all, but that's the beauty of it! I dont go for the cliche couples, mkay? But I am tolerant of them, it's just that my eyes are fixed on NxE... Gawd, Im going to hell aren't I? :D RIP BILL :(

Um..I actually dont know what to put here anymore...

I mostly on here to read,though since my writing skills are...needing some help. I mostly draw then write D: Sorry, but I like reading other's awsome stuuuufff :3 'specially really good stories that make you wanna cry, like, for real. Btw, I dont just mean L4D2 stuff, I mean, anything else..I just realllllyyy love zombie stuff :D

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Connie Go Lightly by leaky.oven reviews
Conrad Achenleck buys groceries for Hanna Cross. He knows how to get stains out of the dead man's shirts. He even lends his couch to the Seelie orphan, and helps a werewolf with her self-image crisis. One would think Conrad Achenleck was a nice guy, by these examples. Doc Worth is burdened by the truth of the matter; Conrad isn't nice, and that's what makes him perfect. Slash.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] Hanna F., Veser
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
The Same Situations of Six Different Men by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Three couples that we know and the things they do differently throughout their day. Just having fun. I do not own Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Seb Moran or James Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 238,642 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Love, Lust, and CCTVs by Roxxie Johnson reviews
Mycroft finally gathers up the courage to ask DI Lestrade on a proper date. But can Mycroft make this work, or will it crumble under his fingers and slip away? Smut starts on chapter 5! fluff, occasional angst, and depending on reviews, quite a few lemons
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Pericolo! Morte! A Team Fortress 2 Fanfiction by Corky Riviera reviews
The Red team doesn't seem to have it all together, but yet they manage through each day at a time. Everyone you love is there, including the Doc and the handy Engineer. Join them in Spectator Mode as they make a mess for the Bloo Team every stinkin' day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2008
Small Wonders by Shmeeko reviews
At an all time low in life, Nick heads south with no destination in mind. What he discovers along the way is not only a talent he can use, but an enthusiastic child whose own talents help Nick get back on the road to a better future. Pre-Apoc.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Constantly by Darkfangz13 reviews
Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 190,008 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Stereotypical Ampora by ZillyVrilly reviews
Cronus hates the fact that everyone thinks he's a rapist/molester, so he reflects on that.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Mituna C., Cronus A. - Complete
Asphodel by Nerumi H reviews
Today is the day you will liberate Mituna of the hideous taxidermy meowbeast that is his hair, and what his image means to you. Heavy Crotuna.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Cronus A., Mituna C. - Complete
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Mystrade: A Study in Tea by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
The tale of Mystrade as illustrated through their tea-habits. A collection of drabbles about my two loves.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Collision by Rain on windows reviews
Sollux, young, disillusioned, jaded and caught in a self destructive cycle of coffee and insomnia. Eridan, a young man trying to achieve the ambitions of his childhood while trying to live a comfortable life. But when their paths collide, they are forced to reevaluate and must learn who they really are. WARNING: Character death, rape. Rating will go up.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Saints and Spirits, Spirits and Saints by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
"The date? It's, uh, October thirtieth… Oh, that's going to be a problem, isn't it?" A gothic tale of bargains, escapes, and close calls in the post-apocalyptic world of tomorrow. Pre-slash Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Temporary Arrangements by LovingWestwood reviews
Sebastian moves in with Moriarty and their relationship turns from distant and professional to friendly and a little too close. This is my first attempt at writing something a little longer and more meaningful so comments and reviews are very much appreciated.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Mind if I Smoke? by dreykar reviews
Six moments of the Holmes brother's relationship based around situations of smoking. A 5 plus 1 format story, the five times Sherlock and Mycroft smoked with each other and the one time they specifically chose not to. Really a telling of their brotherly relationship across time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Hearts Broken, Hearts Mended by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
He, who was throwing around big words claiming that caring was not an advantage was just another sentimental fool. A fool who knew how to lock those feelings away, but a fool nonetheless. One who, like any other, hoped for a happy ending, who got his heart broken and only had himself to blame. Who still dared to dream of his own happily ever after.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Forever is an Awfully Long Time by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
Inspired by DuchessCloverly's video 'Echo' - Following Greg's death, Mycroft goes on a downward spiral. The good thing about reaching the bottom is that there's no where to go but up. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
From Acquantinces to More by Mad-and-Hairy reviews
From the first time Greg and Mycroft met, to what the future holds for them, and all the adventures in between. Eventual Mystrade. Slight ooc of characters. Don't like don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The OneThousand and NinetyFifth Morning by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It is the morning of their third anniversary and Greg wakes up to a very pleasant surprise. Prompt: Fluff and Special Occasion.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Catch Me by esstiel reviews
Sabriel. PWP. Drabble. Gabriel loves getting caught.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Saved to Draft by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
The Unsent Correspondences of Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Wired by Magickal-Phay reviews
They've been through swamps and storms. They've been on the brink of death and at each other's throats. But can the survivors hold it together long enough to make it to safety? Warnings: Contains mature content such as sexual themes and strong language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Ellis, Nick
I can't! by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
24th August 2012 - The day Mycroft Holmes lost his husband to Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Nothing Too Earth Shattering by Caspar Wilde reviews
"Do you enjoy getting burnt, Sebastian?" he snarls, eyes flicking across Sebastian's face, studying it at such close quarters. "Is that why you insist on playing with fire?" Sebastian Moran has a confession to make. It's nothing too earth-shattering, he says, but Jim is less than pleased. MorMor. Rated M for Mansex. DISCONTINUED
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
Happier Here by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
A fluffy Mystrade drabble, inspired by a pic by Mystradedoodles.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Mystrade vs Mycake vs Umbrellacroft by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
Or, the things Greg Lestrade has to compete with. Inspired by an actual cake.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
His Biggest Fear by Steponmeshoeman reviews
Ficlet. Off of the prompt "Sebastian finds out what Jim's biggest fear is" T because... Sebastian does his job. Okay. T mostly for safety .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Man with the Twisted Quip by Zoffoli reviews
"What if I hired you to off your current client? What would you say?" "I'd say that it wouldn't be very professional. And I'm a pro, Jim." Moran relished the knowing smirk Moriarty sent him, as if they'd known each other their whole life. "Aw, common, you're dying to." "What makes you say that?" "Because you love geniuses, and you love madmen. And I just happen to be be both!"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Sleep by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Sebastian comes home to find Jim sleeping awkwardly and carries him to bed
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
I love you, Boss by LyricsArePoetry
After a long time thinking, Sebastian finally admits his feelings for Jim
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Sex on the Beach by MrTicklepaws reviews
Oh, Worth. Will you ever be a nice person and have a happy life? No? Okay. This fic is set after Night in the Lonesome October and before Wrench. Hann'apocalypse is Desdemona Kakalose. I am merrily riding her coattails. Hinabn is Tessa Stone.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
You put a gun in your mouth by FastestKeyboardTyperInTheWest reviews
'You put a gun in your mouth, Jim.' 'And? Sherlock Holmes jumped off a building. Mines much easier to fake,' Or, how James Moriarty appeared after two years of being dead and buried. Mormor
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Consulting Criminals and Snipers For Hire by FastestKeyboardTyperInTheWest
Two short fics I wrote on mormor over on Ao3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
Coffee by NotxMyxDivision reviews
About coffee and crazy criminal companions.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/3/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Your Business is My Business by dreykar reviews
A Sherlock and John-centric fic focusing on the situations surrounding the five times Sherlock nearly discovers his brother's relationship with DI Lestrade and the one time he does. Much Sherlock and John interaction, pre slash. 5plus1 Mystrade story with a lots of plot, dialogue and action surrounding the 'almost' discoveries, mostly from the eyes of our two Baker St residents.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Mysterious Thing by Bad Samaritan reviews
What happens when a lonely Mycroft and a world weary DI Lestrade cross paths? Mystrade happens. This basically consists of a mystery with a slow moving love story between the British Government and DI Lestrade. Pairings: Mystrade and implied Johnlock, the latter of which could be read as a bromance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,818 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Tip Your Hand by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Conrad wasn't exactly having a holiday either. Kind of the opposite, actually. POV flip for "Beat Still", because there was a lot going on in Conrad's life that Worth will probably never know about.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Kiss Mycroft, He's Wasted by Katrina Kay reviews
When Lestrade gets sick of Mycroft's meddling, Sherlock supplies an experimental drug that leads to a pub night out with John and Sherlock...then Mycroft sings karaoke.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Wrench by MrTicklepaws reviews
More Hann'Apocalypse fic. Set after Night in the Lonesome October. It's dark and a lone figure is bent over a car. He won't be alone for long. That may or may not be slightly misleading, but, hey, you're interested in reading now, yes? POV you may not be expecting. DesdemonaKakalose 'verse and she is super nice to keep letting me muck around in here and call it canon!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Icarus by MegElemental reviews
"His waxen wings did mount above his reach." Tintin has strayed too far, and may never get home. Lost in the foggy recesses of the past, completely alone, will this be his last adventure?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
Dealing With Sherlock by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
Or "5 Times John Watson Wasn't a Complete Idiot, and 1 Time He Was". John is usually very good at dealing with Sherlock's peculiarities.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bloodties by MrTicklepaws reviews
Hann'Apocalypse time! Direct sequel to Desdemona's Beat Still. Women covering their faces, people losing their heads, and Doc Worth is somehow the best man for the job.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Science of Seduction by anxiously-awaiting reviews
While working on a case, Sherlock witnesses John seducing answers out of a murder suspect. Finding John's technique to be all wrong, he takes it upon himself to show John how it's really done. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Various Intonations of Bored by armydoctorsaresexier reviews
Smut, fluff and Johnlock. Basically Sherlock's bored, they text a while, John comes home and it's really just a few moments. There's banter, there's Sherlockian friendship, and there's a Sherlocky poem at the end of it. Enjoy guys!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beat Still by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Ice Man by Canon-Fire reviews
There are no levels to which Mycroft would not stoop, to spy on his brother. That does not mean everything in his life, centres around Sherlock. Mycroft/DI.Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Ice Cream Cone Incident by mattsloved1 reviews
John eats an ice cream cone while Sherlock watches. Because we all need a funny 221B once in a while.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Death in the Family by Norah Rose reviews
When John's father dies, Sherlock accompanies him back to his hometown for the funeral. Bonding ensues. Bonding of a romantic nature.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Little Rain Never Hurt Anyone by Darkfangz13 reviews
For once, Sherlock wasn't called in on a case. For once, it was raining and Mycroft wasn't there with his umbrella. But - for once - Lestrade didn't mind being drenched in the storm. A/N: A little bit about the Yarders when Sherlock isn't around.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Going Once by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Villain's Best Friend by Darkfangz13 reviews
One of the most classified cases of Mycroft Holmes's lack of dignity involves a Detective Inspector, three kittens, and an uncomfortable meeting in a nice little cafe.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
When in Rome by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock and John head to Bermuda for a case and John decides their wardrobe needs to "go local", so to speak. Turns out Bermuda shorts are much more flattering on a short, muscular man than they are on a tall lanky one. Humour and fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Inspector, the Government, and the Wardrobe by Darkfangz13 reviews
or Two Men Who got Stuck in a Wardrobe and Came out of the Closet "Christ! What-...!" Lestrade yelped. "That was my umbrella, I swear!" Mycroft exclaimed, mortified. You can imagine what's going on. :p
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Best Medicine by Bad Samaritan reviews
Mycroft is concerned about DI Lestrade's wellbeing. He turns to John Watson for help. Pre-slash Mystrade. I have no idea where this story came from. It just sort of happened.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Thunderstorm by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Worth wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find an...unexpected visitor. ConWorth fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Of Course He'd Have A Diary by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
In which Conrad keeps a journal on his laptop, and he rants about Worth. Yeah, Failpire definitely needs a stronger PC password.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
The Spy Who Came In From The Rain by Darkfangz13 reviews
Sequel to 'For Queen and Country'. The immediate threat on Mycroft's life has been temporarily terminated, but the case isn't over yet. Now Lestrade is in danger. With Sherlock and John safe outside of the country, how will Mycroft handle the situation?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Sniper's Proposition by ephemeral PLEASURES reviews
In a rather tight spot, Sniper asks a favor from one of his teammates. This might lead to one of the most hilarious and crack filled stories I have ever written! Enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sniper, Scout
Expected Inquisition by Lady Karasu reviews
It would be a simple thing to deny Sherlock, save his own skin at the cost of – what? ...what did the unwavering faith of one soon-to-be-unemployed DI change on the grand scale of things? Post-Reichenbach; Semi-related to 'Collateral Damage'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
I Know It's Crooked by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Hanna's got this debilitating condition. It's called "responsibility". Ultimately, Worth blames him for this particularly frustrating annecdote. Hannapocalypse Conworth. Set just after "Smoke Signals".
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Worth It by Iris Omega reviews
Post Hounds of Baskerville. Lestrade doesn't always do what Mycroft Holmes tells him to. Angered by being sent into Dartmoor without any information, an irate inspector confronts the older Holmes. Unexpected feelings lead to their logical conclusions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Dust by Drink War reviews
They had to admire how much effort he must have put into his tragedy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Catch and Release by Lady Karasu reviews
" He briefly wondered if he could reasonably call off 'on account of kidnapping and sedation'..." -Mycroft's 'interview' techniques have not evolved much over the years; Lestrade's first meeting with 'big brother'.-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Companion For the Doctor by Elly Liselle reviews
Jack was wrong- but the Doctor could look past that when he needed someone who would never leave him. Does not take place during a certain season, but could happen at any time the Doctor was without a companion. Ignores Jack's affiliation with Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
A Little Something For Him by Crazy Dr Giggles reviews
Here I Will Collect Many Short Stories Of Nick And Ellis. The Conman And The Redneck. A Love That Has Somehow Blossomed At A Not-So-Good Time. This Is A Yaoi Pairing, Some Stories Contain Fluffiness And Lemons.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Nick, Ellis
a throne for those without by wordbends reviews
A bunch of bad habits to wear like a crown. — Humanstuck AU; Sollux/Eridan.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Gotta Go Faster! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
A mind of Scout is a mind of...not much.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Clear! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
An insight into Medic's life.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Medic - Complete
Night in the Lonesome October by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's postapocaverse. Title from Calabrese song. Worth has a headache, so he harasses Conrad and they have a little special moment involving pain and petticoats.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Smoke Signals by MrTicklepaws reviews
Here is another canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's post-apocalyptic funfest. Timeline wise, this is post-CMC and post-And Not Me. Worth, Conrad, a succubus, and a drunk, insightful Hanna. Enjoy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Scout Adventures by Dogs Bower reviews
Scout has an adventure.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Scout - Complete
Boom by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Taking one life after another...it's not so glamorous.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sniper - Complete
And Not Me by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette... Hannapocalypse Universe; a oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Silent Invisibility by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Eventually, you just melt into the colour of the walls because everyone's forgotten all about you...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spy - Complete
A Bird in the Hand by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's Up In Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex postapocaverse. Everyone makes a delightful new friend, except Worth. Worth is a jerk. She helped me rp the bit with the blow up doll. Now you /really/ want to read this, right?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Diplomacy by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
After Mycroft meets Detective Inspector Lestrade he invites him to lunch. Pre-Mystrade because I have so many Mystraders as friends .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Exploitation and Abbreviation by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
Moriarty/Moran. A bit on their living situation. Things get off to a rough start. Violence, and M/M in the second half.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Heavy's Lullaby by Ellemgram reviews
A silly little one-shot that came to me yesterday. Everyone knows how much Heavy loves his minigun. But sometimes, things get... weird.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Changing Habits by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
Mycroft Holmes never knew that appearance of DI Lestrade in his life would bring so many changes. The last change was Mycroft realizing how important every little change was and how many of them were to follow, each making him happier.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,231 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Shave and a Haircut by MrTicklepaws reviews
Even in the post-apocalyptic world of Desdemona Kakalose's Up in Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex people need haircuts. Birthday present for KnittWitt.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Residue by MrTicklepaws reviews
Desdemona Kakalose. Worth and Conrad and a nice little picnic in the woods...or something like that. Oh, and body snatching by a creepy supernatural critter.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Kissing Booth by Rouge Winter reviews
The Homicide department's contribution to the Met's fundraiser fair for the local charity is a kissing booth. Mystrade, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Couldn't Have Done It Better Myself by Whispatchet reviews
He'd been noticing it more and more lately. And it facinated him. So perhaps... their similarities did not stop with their appearances.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Pyro
Tales of Well by Beyond-Society reviews
A collection of short stories about the RED and BLU teams, but primarily the BLU team, stationed at Well. Contains several pairings, most prominently BLU Scout/Spy and RED Engie/Scout. M for later content.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Scout, Spy
Body Language by Dogmattic reviews
The base is hot. Too hot. Respawn blows a gasket and the Engineer finds himself in a body that most certainly does not belong to him. Spy finds himself in a similar situation; chaos ensues. Rated T for language, sexual situations, and lame title.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Engineer, Spy
They'll Never Expect It by The Mad Hatter Effect reviews
"Why did you run out in the middle of a fight, dude?" Scout inquired loudly, turning to stare expectantly at Sniper. :: oneshot
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
DogEared Edges by MrTicklepaws reviews
This is a direct pre-quel to DesdemonaKakalose's amazing Creeping Messiah Complex. Go read that fic and all of her work! She is awesome and made this little fic canon to her 'verse!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Pieces of You by Neurabe reviews
A series of Nick/Ellis vignettes. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ellis, Nick
With friends like these by Mimzemmy reviews
Sometimes you get stuck in your head. It's nice to have someone put some perspective on things. Just a few tiny little drabble s , inspired by a very talented artist.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sniper, Spy
Green Eyes by Hiyume reviews
"And now... here I am," Dell finished with a mumble. Ben gave him a small, thoughtful smirk. "Here we are."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
Dear Diary by alexgmich reviews
PWP. As told by Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Medic, Heavy
House Calls by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Conrad hated when Worth came over. But what starts as an annoyance may turn into something else. ConWorth
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Fever by AzzyDarling reviews
How *do* you pick up your life when you are one of the last 20% of the surviving population from Z-day. Is there such a thing as happily ever after?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
What Time Doesn't Tell by Leo Marie Octavian reviews
Nick and Ellis are living in a house in the country, as ordered to by CEDA. Electricity has been restored after the five horrid months of the infection. Time has affected the men, but to what degree? Slash. NickxEllis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Professionalism by ChibiJaime reviews
"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." RED Sniper Bailey has lived by that mantra, but a very young BLU Spy named Laurent is about to throw a wrench into his very carefully laid plans... COMPLETED - SLASHY - SniperxSpy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sniper, Spy
To My Home by Aliandry reviews
Sniper's parents finally come to terms with Sniper's job... Or not. And Spook is... well, being Spook. Sniper/Spy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sniper, Spy
Dead in the Dirt by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Scout and Sniper have to say good-bye.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
Acts of Contradiction by Lex Sterling reviews
Ellis, their glue, the ever-charming-always-smiling-southern-gentleman, mind is faltering. Nightmare's are haunting, incomprehensibly cruel and frighteningly real. Real enough to tear the young man down. But smiles can often hide such nightmares. Nellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Memories by Hiyume reviews
Autobalance is a strange thing... they'd always feared it would screw up. But not like this. SniperxScout. Rated mostly for language. -Complete-
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
Ich bin keine Engel by Whispatchet reviews
The RED Heavy has always been of the opinion that every person has some good in them, no matter what. No matter how vicious they are on the battlfield. But the new Medic is vicious off the field... and determined, it seems, to prove the Heavy wrong.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Heavy, Medic
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: Silent Prayer by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
"There are places in the heart that do not yet exist; suffering has to enter in for them to come to be." - Leon Bloy. Oneshot. Ellis' POV. Tragedy.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Punchclock Villians by Dizzy Mushroom reviews
2Fort is preferable, in someways, to the other locations he could be stationed at. On the other hand, in some ways, he'd rather be anywhere else.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Spy, Sniper
What we will do with the Zombies is… by Proudtobepack reviews
What we will do with the Zombies is… Short poem I wrote in my Creative writing class. No pairing, just for the lawls
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
A Day In The Life of Dysfunctional Mercenaries by LightningsShadow118 reviews
A collection of random chronicles documenting the lives of the nine mercenaries when off the battlements
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Permaneo Sto by AzzyDarling reviews
A survivors last moments.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Delivery Boy by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Lamont just couldn't stay away, no matter how hard he tried.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Lamont T., Dr. Worth - Complete
Cookies by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
When you bet with cookies something dirty is always going to happen.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
God is in a Spark by Dr. Valkyrie reviews
It all starts with a house fire.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Oreos by Proudtobepack reviews
"Did I ever tell ya'll 'bout tha time me n' Keith..." A new Keith story of Ellis's. Slight Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Marshes by Parodius reviews
"Initially, the plan was simple; stay alive, keep moving, trust no one. But of course that was...initially. Ellis. Ellis; was definitely not in the plan." NickXEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Smells Good by FattySkeleton reviews
Conrad tells you what the people he knows smell like, and how uch he hates it.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
Keeping Score by drakie cakie reviews
When Ellis and Keith reunite after the apocalypse, Nick's repressed feelings for Ellis come to the forefront in raging jealousy. But in the end, who will have Ellis? Nick/Ellis, Keith/Ellis, Nick/Keith/Ellis. This is mostly porn. Not gonna lie.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Untold by esmtz reviews
Pete Francis. 5 years ago Ellis couldn't take anymore of Nick constantly choosing Rochelle over him and leaves. Now he's forced to face the consequences of his past decision when Nick shows up. NickxEllis Mentioned-NickxRochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,920 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Strike Out by Hiyume reviews
This definitely wasn't in the plan. -Eventual BLU!ScoutxRED!Scout. MxM. Don't like, don't read.-
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Scout
I Love You by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Nick had just thought himself the unlovable type, with noone in the world willing to look past the fact that he was a thieving prick. But Ellis had just admitted that very thing to him in permant ink, showing him in a way that could never be taken back.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Sirens by SchizoRhitzo reviews
A herd of monkeys sexually harasses Medic. Just kidding, the title basically says it all.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2011
Just That Little Bit Darker by The Soup reviews
While Spy longs for his far-off love, Engineer longs for the unobtainable as well. Engie/Spy. Implied Scout/Sniper and Spy/Scout Ma.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
Psychoanalysis by Jay2645 reviews
Every three months, Miss Pauling must make a routine psychoanalysis of the team members under the Administrator's employ. This is one of those routine inspections.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010
Redemption via Infection by elphabachan reviews
He rarely let people in, and those he did care for he kept at a distance. But then the world ended, and things changed. Nick/Ellis. Smut!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Christmas with the REDs by Cashala reviews
It's Christmas day at the RED base! Rhymes, preparations, and the like abound. Oneshot, requested.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
The Long Wait by Ne0 the Bro reviews
When will the round start?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
The Cycle by Dr. Valkyrie reviews
Wake up. Go to war. Sleep.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Scout - Complete
Incidents in Isolation by Lira is a Girl's Name
1sentence challenge. A collection of moments between Worth and Conrad; incidents together as well as their thoughts and feelings towards each other. Conworth. Will be five parts, fifty sentence-fics each.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
It's Cold Outside by elphabachan reviews
Ellis doesn't want to shovel without getting something in return. NickXEllis. Don't like that? You don't have to read it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Demon Child by YamiSionnach reviews
A look behind RED Pyro's mask. I do not own TF2 and claim no profit.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Pyro, Scout
Realize by Magickal-Phay reviews
Nick has a feeling for his fellow survivor, Ellis. Little does he know that Ellis has the same thoughts.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Fix You by Meg The Maggot reviews
The Engineer only accepted the job with RED because he needed the money. He found a kindred spirit in the BLU Pyro, but their conflicting loyalties and priorities lead to disaster. Title shamelessly stolen from Coldplay. Contains one-sided man love.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Engineer, Pyro
On the Radio by WaterSpirit1 reviews
'The click of his lighter was comforting in the silence, though never as good as a casually thrown insult, an argument or a pale fist to his face. But Conrad never came to see him when it was raining.' Worth muses as he waits at 2am. Very slight Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Girlfriend by elphabachan reviews
Nick doesn't like Ellis' potential girlfriend. Nick/Ellis smut! Don't like? Don't read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Spicy Pony Head by Saaxth reviews
Sniper's tried many things. Spicy Pony Head is not one of them. - Based on a Kasper Hauser Skit -
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sniper - Complete
Spyology by Hunter Kitty reviews
Soldier is sent to the Protection Institute of Specialized Spyanimals to learn about Spy Crabs and other assorted Spy-based anomalies.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Soldier - Complete
The Closet by samusSMASH reviews
Ellis and Nick both thought they had died, until they woke up together in a closet.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
More Then Friends by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Ellis has stood on the sidelines for long enough. Nick shouldn't have to go through this by himself, and if he has to drill it into the man's head, he's going to let the conman know he's here to be more then just a friend to him.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis
When Left Unchecked by BEJ reviews
This is why someone always stops the 'Keith stories'. This is indeed a Keith story, so if you hate them, don't read it. WARNING: CONTAINS PROFUSE MISSPELLING TO SIMULATE A DRAWL **Please review. Negative or positive, I enjoy reading them.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Leaves by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Just a little short something for fall: Scout asks a question that everyone has a different answer too, but in the end it all leads to breakfast foods.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Scout - Complete
Experimental Desire by Mimzemmy reviews
Sniper's paid a little visit... by one deviously curious Spy. They say curiosity killed the cat, but it looks like it's going to kill the bird. Spy/Sniper. Oneshot. Warnings; Non-con, Drugs, Torture, Rape. All the good stuff. Oh, and language too
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Those Aren't Pain Pills by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Every day they took the same pills, but they never stopped to think if those blank bottles really contained pain pills as they'd hoped. Silly little one-shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Spy by Elred Bluegreen reviews
Spy's marvelous misadventures behind enemy lines!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Spy - Complete
Where I'd go by discographyrosary reviews
SniperxScout fluffy drabble nonsense.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
The Spawn Room by Warenscape The Squishy reviews
A one-shot based off of a dream I had... It was also an essay I did for a class
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Scout - Complete
The Last Escape by Reiji Neko Mitsukai reviews
The L4D2 crew have fought their way over the bridge and to the awaiting escape helicopter. The chopper then took them to a CEDA safezone. They thought they were safe.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Broken hearts by Mimzemmy reviews
It's amazing what love can drive you to. Great feats of joy. And great feats of suffering. Bloody, Angsty oneshot. SpyxSniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Spy, Sniper
What's the Difference? by Leo Marie Octavian reviews
Late one night in a safehouse, Nick and Ellis sit on a couch with a bottle of whiskey between them. Ellis begins to worry Nick with the way he talks and acts... But what's the difference? - One-shot; NickxEllis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ellis, Nick
End of Innocence by CorkyTheGuar reviews
After losing Keith, Ellis finds an unlikely shoulder to lean on. Nick has concerns about his own immunity, and Ellis must cope as Nick's fear and paranoia slowly turn him into a different kind of monster. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,747 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Animals by scythequeen reviews
Ellis gets attacked by a hunter and things take an unexpected turn. Warning: contains NickxEllis and explicit sexual situations.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Twins by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Something random I typed up completely out of boredom, thought I'd share it with you guys.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Strung Remembrances by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Luce Worth remembers how he met Conrad Achenleck, remembers the downward spiral of his thoughts, remembers all the unfamiliar bathrooms and the final culmination. Psychological. One-sided Conworth. Non-con.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Happy Man by Grim Spectre Of Death reviews
Mycroft wants Lestrade to spy on his younger brother. Lestrade/Mycroft, slash. One-shot. Not a sequel to "A Broken Man"!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Gunfire Waltz by Lady Sauce reviews
Short Nick/Ellis poem from Ellis' POV... because they need and deserve more fanfics!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Judas by Kiss Off reviews
Is simplicity best or simply the easiest. Oneshot. Dark. Some Ellis/Nick
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Tongue by Proudtobepack reviews
Tongue; everyone has one and most people know how to use theirs. Whether this meant sucking face or being the wittiest motherfucker on the block didn't really matter. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: A Perfect Night Under The Stars by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
"Live your life like today's your last day, 'cause there are people out there who won't have a tomorrow." -Anonymous. Oneshot. Angst/Fluff. Nick/Ellis. Slight slash. Nick's POV.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
What Do You Think, El? by Leo Marie Octavian reviews
The point of no return Rated M for blood, gore, and flaming sexuality. ...Not really.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Pillow Talk by SyntheticWinter reviews
Major Nick/Ellis fluff with a little sexyness. It's a drabble and it's pretty much what the title says. PWP...sort of xD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Ain't Gonna Ask Twice by WaterSpirit1 reviews
For someone who usually had no concept of personal space and actually seemed to enjoy violating people's sense of it, Worth really hated being physically close to Conrad, and the vampire wanted to know why. ConWorth. Prequel to 'Ya Look Good'.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Illfated and Out Dated by Aristosarcastic reviews
50 themes centric around Sniper & Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
Ya Look Good by WaterSpirit1 reviews
There's many annoying things about being a vampire, like not being able to see yourself in the mirror. And you think you'd be able to ask the person next to you how you look but when that person is Worth...well. ConWorth. Sequel to 'Ain't Gonna Ask Twice'
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Make a Man Out of You by geddafkouttahere reviews
Blatant rape with victims POV Not excessively sexually graphic, more of a psychological approach. I advise you, it's a bit weird and certainly not very 'sexy'. Spy/Scout
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Spy, Scout
Things You Know by Lex Sterling reviews
Although rescued from the Infection ravaging outside, the mind is often unwilling to let go of past nightmares. Stuck in between the horrors of yesterday and the unknown of tomorrow, Nick finds himself lost in his own gripping insanity.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
A Mission for Justice by DDwolfrider reviews
The sniper and the scout go out on a mission for the better of humanity... and their own sanity. Just a oneshot I wrote quickly, for the heck of it. R&R!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: It Is What It Is by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
You said it, I get it; I guess it is what it is. I should've just kept my mouth shut. Oneshot. Angst/Drama. Slash. Nick/Ellis. Ellis' POV. Language warning.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Unforgiven by esmtz reviews
Metallica. Rochelle and Coach don't trust Nick. Ellis does but he's still nervous around him. What happens when they find out that one of them is a carrier for the infection NickxEllis. No changing into infected
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Medic by Elred Bluegreen reviews
And his Mighty Man of Meat. - - I need less spare time.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Medic, Spy
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Sniper by Elred Bluegreen reviews
... and the Spy, who will still hopefully get his own story later. Review, peeps.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Leverage by lokiMMXII reviews
"This entire flat was a veritable minefield." Lestrade searches Sherlock's flat for the first time in an attempt to gain control over his consulting detective. Sequel to An Interesting Encounter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
An Interesting Encounter by lokiMMXII reviews
"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2010 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Engineer by Elred Bluegreen reviews
Exactly as it says.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Engineer - Complete
Zombie Pheromones by scythequeen reviews
Zombie pheromones in action. Ellis secretes a scent that attracts the special infected, flipping a switch in their feral brains from rage to arousal. Each chapter is an independent scenario that contains explicit, non consensual, sexual situations.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ellis
In Which Blood Tastes Delicious by kamekameo reviews
Worth introduces Conrad to a new kind of blood. 'Nuff said. Rated T for language.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Agreements by DirgeOfDecember reviews
They had a silent, mutual agreement. Ellis reflects. NickxEllis, Ellis' POV - Rated M to be safe.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Blackness by HaraKumiko reviews
So many things were wrong in this war. Ironically, the thing most wrong was the only thing that felt right. Sniper/Tentaspy, oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
An Apple a Day by Rae Himura reviews
"It was, simply put, a cathedral. A temple devoted not to a product line, but to a way of life ..." The Mac store has always been a kind of mecca for Conrad, but has a year among the undead really changed things? ConWorth-y.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Deafening Silence by Kina-chan reviews
Ellis was afraid of the silence, afraid of the queries his mind seemed to come up with when there wasn't anything to distract him. That's why he was always talking about something or another, though he knows it drives the other three in their group crazy.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Country Fried by snapcakes reviews
Nick/Ellis. What happens on the Lagniappe, stays on the Lagniappe. Maybe. Or not. Language, violence, heavy slash. Really earns that M rating. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Bullets by Shmeeko reviews
The last corpse hit the floor with a weak squeal. No more shadows shifted ominously, no more recognizable calls beckoned from the distance. Just silence. Silence and breathing. Yet still he stood, ready to shoot the first thing that moved. Ellis moved.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Nick, Ellis
The Run Away by geddafkouttahere reviews
Scout spends his time running from his problems, who does he run to for comfort when it's all over? One sided Scout/Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Irresistible by Hunter Kitty reviews
After attracting every infected nearby to him, Ellis realizes that his bubbly personality holds more power than he'd thought. A combination of appearance and acting allows him to lead his teammates through his every whim. T for violence and language
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Friendly Fire by Probably-a-stalker reviews
What happens when annoyance turns into adoration? Let's find out. NickEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Sneaky by Demyrie reviews
Doc Worth never cut himself while shaving, despite how much he preferred one to the other. Snippet character study. Light ConWorth teasing, Worthmont friendship.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
Hourglass Perception by faorism reviews
Conworth. In which Worth cannot sleep and doesn't bother trying to, walls are constantly moving, and Conrad just wants to eat.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Bittersweet by MiseriaC reviews
Whether he likes it or not, Conrad is dependent on Worth for sustenance. He likes it even less when he finds out all that blood has been from Worth's own veins, less still when he can be maneuvered into sampling directly. Conworth. Discontinued/Completed.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Poker and Peaches by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
For the last three years Ellis has been getting daily unexplained visits from Nick. At first it's just an agreement between the two. A friendship that could fall apart at any minute, but soon enough those little visits turn into something more.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Eminence by Shareq reviews
It's no secret to Nick that most of the world's gone to hell. It is a mystery, however, who the hell he's supposed to trust and lean on when every city he's ever gambled in is burning. Surely not the annoying redneck mechanic? Chapter two added.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Guide To Owning An L4D Character by DestineyTot reviews
You -insert name here- have just puchased a -insert L4D character here- and is having trouble with it. If so, then this is the guide for you, my friend.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Bit of Leverage by ScottyFTW reviews
In which Conrad takes flying lessons. "It don't much matter who does it, me or Hanna," Worth says with a grin Conrad doesn't like at all, "cos either way, one of us is droppin' you off a roof and one of us is gonna possibly 'forget' to catch ya."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Rae Himura reviews
ConWorth. Conrad's been injured, and Worth prescribes a ... convenient treatment. Rating for Worth's mouth. First in the "Firsts" series.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Fight or Flight by ScottyFTW reviews
In which Conrad turns into a bat and can't turn back. "Aw, lookit you," Doc Worth cackled, "you're much better lookin' as a little flyin' rat."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Hell on Earth by Lex Sterling reviews
The mind can be a terrible thing. It can toy with you and turn you against yourself before you even realize it. Nick always knew he had demons, but he had never thought they'd catch up to him. Edited 4/9/2012
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,055 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Lub Dub by anthrop reviews
Conrad really ought to keep better track of his eating schedule. Mostly a fun bit of stream of consciousness.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Tally by Demyrie reviews
Then there was the moment where Lamont, beyond pissed-off that his best friend had called his rawly-recent ex a whore, realized that fighting wasn't just fighting to Luce Worth. Worthmont friendship fic, non-explicitly masochism-centric.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T.
The Vampire's Lament by Your Iron Lung reviews
EDITED AND UPDATED! Running into two jaded vampires in the middle of the night is...enlightening, to say the least; too bad they put thoughts into Conrads head he never wanted to acknowledge.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Permanent by DirgeOfDecember reviews
'Is this the moment where I look you in the eye? Forgive my broken promise that you'll never see me cry...' — NickxEllis — WARNING: mentions of death and suicidal thoughts
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by Doctor Strangelove reviews
While fighting through the wedding in The Passing, Nick and Ellis discuss the subject of marriage. Slash. Nick x Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
a flower for you by IceCrome reviews
24 flowers. 24 stories. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Here's the Kicker by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
There's a lot of things Conrad doesn't understand. Why there's a tap-dance number in the musical horror "Watch Out for that Ax", for one. But most of all, he doesn't understand Doc Worth, or where he picked up the whole antihero thing. Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
The Sniper and the Scapegrace by The-Great-Catsby reviews
The Sniper is a simple man. He had simple clothes, a simple life, and a simple job: Just aim and shoot. But the Scout is really good at making his love-life anything but simple. Slash. Sniper/Scout. Multi-chap.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sniper, Scout
Unpleasantries by Chicken Nuggets reviews
Conrad had taste, organisation, and standards. He wasn't even going to address Hanna's comment on the Doctor being keen on him, and while, as Hanna said, it did make getting food easier it was still an unpleasant chore to visit Doc Worth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Common Ground by Chicken Nuggets
Conrad realises maybe baby sitting wouldn't be such a great idea, but then again, maybe it won't be too bad.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Conrad A., Veser - Complete
Standing Arrangement by Chicken Nuggets reviews
Conrad muses over a situation while criticising it.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Innocence and Instinct by CorkyTheGuar reviews
Nick and Ellis get separated from Coach and Rochelle. As the two men fight to rejoin them, Ellis struggles with his desire for Nick's acceptance while Nick struggles with the realization that he is starting to care about someone other than himself.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Shoe Diagnosis by Moonkistforlife reviews
I poked around a little senselessly, avoiding the door in the back that was half-closed, knowing it was his private little place back there that I shouldn't be going into. Two-shot. MUST ONLY BE READ AFTER 'ERASERS' AND 'THE SHOE DISCOVERY'. Teeheeee.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
The Shoe Discovery by Moonkistforlife reviews
My shoes have always been of a strange variety. Two-shot. MUST BE READ BEFORE 'THE SHOE DISCOVERY' AND AFTER 'ERASERS'. Teheeeeee.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Erasers by Moonkistforlife reviews
Doc didn't use pencils, really, because that wasn't the way you did things, with pencil, where you could go back and change things. One-shot. THIS MUST BE READ BEFORE 'THE SHOE DISCOVERY' AND 'THE SHOE DIAGNOSIS'. Teeheeee.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
A Pyro's Revenge by sniperleader1337 reviews
A BLU Pyro gets depressed over being dominated by a Scout. After some supporting words from the Sniper, he sets out again to achieve his revenge.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Pyro, Scout
In Madness Such As This by Dichotomous-Dragon reviews
Nick wakes up to music and Ellis gets embarassed. This story is a peek at a moment of down-time in the lives of the L4D2 survivors. One-Shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Clowns and Garden Gnomes by Shareq reviews
Nick faces off against his mortal enemy in this epic tale of bravery and rubber shoes. Gnome Chompski makes an appearance, much to everyone except Nick's delight.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Candles by DirgeOfDecember reviews
There aren't nearly enough candles left in the world for him to light for the dead. — NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
We All Float On, Alright, Ok by Your Iron Lung reviews
Their relationship held no romance, no love, and no affection, and it'd probably stay that way for as long as they were engaged. But that was fine. Neither wanted it any other way.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Dear Monsters, Be Patient by Of Wolves And Dogs reviews
To think all of his problems would be solved the minute he reached safety after mucking about with the Infected. New problems only surface and he finds out rather quickly that there are some remedies worst than the disease. Nick x Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Nick, Ellis
A Fight, A Dance by onecoolc reviews
Conrad/Doc Worth. A step-back style look at their sexual relationship. M for obvious reasons, although no detail on matters is told. Short. Disclaimer: HINABN does not belong to me, it's Tessa's
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Cigarettes and Sunrises by DirgeOfDecember reviews
There is no rest for the wicked, wicked world around them, so the small things are what matter the most. They’ll take what they can get. — NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Blueprints and Baseballs by tenspeed457 reviews
The red scout has been captured by the enemy and abandoned by his team. His only hope lies in the kindness of the blue engineer. This is yaoi...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
A Gun Named Medic by killer-fever reviews
Just a short one-shot about my favorite pair.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
A Very Short 35 Years by StrawberryComplex reviews
A remarkably brief look into Medic's personal history and what it has led to regarding his relationship with a certain member of the team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Baseball by des Beasty reviews
A One-Shot in which Scout is bored one day, but finds that no one really wants to entertain him. Rated T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
A Different Point of View by Skitlord reviews
The Scout can't figure himself out, so he asks someone who seems to see everything about others for a different point of view. Sniper/Scout. Tl;dr, PWP.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sniper, Scout
What Friends Are For by Trick Steven reviews
Have you ever seen a Black Scottish Cyclops cry?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Engineer, Demoman - Complete
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Lives We Take by Tyloric reviews
Slash- Spy/Engineer- Your hands are stained red. You killed a man. You're a murderer. Monster.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
What We Are, What You Are by Corky Riviera reviews
Another silly dirty TF2 fanfic for my buddies on TF2chan. Pyro/Demoman.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008
My Life's Work by Corky Riviera reviews
A very sad, sad story about the Medic from TF2. Inspired by the sad-mode of my TF2 haunt.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The Soldier's Boy by Corky Riviera reviews
An account of the Scout's building relationship with the Soldier. A requested, erotic fanfic. Team Fortress 2, ScoutxSoldier.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Spy's Sappin' Mah Fappin! by Corky Riviera reviews
A oneshot Team Fortress 2 erotic fanfic. EngineerXSpy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete