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Joined 08-29-10, id: 2516836, Profile Updated: 02-12-13
Author has written 29 stories for Hunger Games, Twilight, and Divergent Trilogy.

Why hello there. I'm C.K. (also known as Bandit, Banana, the Bucket, and Caroline by different groups of people) I'm obsessed with many things, probably too many things. You won't see a lot of my stuff up here due to my perfectionist issues. I love to give ranting, long-winded reviews whenever I think something is seriously wrong, so you can probably see one of 'em on peoples stories. I am your average person.

About ME: I am a sixteen year old girl, and because of this I have a lot of feels. Sometimes they force me to write things that seem strange or out there to other people. I love and am pretty okay at most of the fine arts (writing, drawing, singing, acting, etc.) I'm a total klutz, though, and can't dance to save my life. Writing and drawing are some of my favorite things, and I"ll try to post more stories up here for you to mercilessly flame me with. I love to sing, play guitar, and generally be better than everyone else. I'm also really into fashion, and my style changes like the wind.

{AWARDS 'N SHIT}

Third place in Starvation Monthly Writing Contest March*

Nominated for Best Nontraditional Pairing in the Winter Hunger Games Awards*

(*)Wanting

(*)Birthday Gift

...wow that was sad and entirely too brief.

Stuff about my writing: I am fickle and tire easily, so I write mostly oneshots. I also like to pair pretty much anyone with anyone and write fics about it. I am rarely happy with canon pairings, since I tend to root for the underdog or the obscure characters.

Song of the moment (changes every five minutes): The entire David Bowie album: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Don't judge me, it just kind of happened and now I can't stop.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter Series, Darkest Powers Series, Hunger Games Series, Mortal Instruments Series, The Wicked Years (book Wicked was based off of)...and a lot, lot more.

Favorite Shows: AVPM/AVPS (okay, not really a show, but I love it to pieces Red Vine?) Dance Moms, Glee (kind of a closet gleek), Community, 30 Rock, and... well, I don't want to think about that any more.

Favorite Bands: Too many. Way too many. I literally dabble in every single genre of music. It comes with being a fairly serious guitarist. Except you couldn't pay me to listen to pop country. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Favorite Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, the Breakfast Club, Heathers...and more that I can't think of at this moment. I love 70's and 80's movies, even the awful ones.

Currently obsessed with: The videogame Canis Canem Edit, or Bully in the U.S.. It is the SHIT. I hate videogames, but I love this one. If you haven't played it, you must. It is my one true videogame love.

I SHIP: So much shit that I don't want to list it right now.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 115, and find line 17. Quote it. Now!

“Good man, Harry!” roared Hagrid. “Right then -- let’s see….”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A copy of The Summoning. And my bed.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Office

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My ipod, which is playing My Generation by The Who

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour or so ago, to pick up my cat who refused to come inside

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A Microsoft Word document

9. What are you wearing?

A white tank top, rainbow zebra print shorts (No shit these shorts are the coolest things I own).

10. Did you dream last night?

Er…I cannot divulge that (code for I don’t know)

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was watching 30 Rock, and they were showing the names that they had changed Liz’s door sign to. I'm immature and will laugh at things like “Lez Lemon”

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Stickers, drawings, a mirror, paintings

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I was just at a theme park. Heck yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I’m doing this out of boredom. I’m not thinking.

15. What is the last film you saw?

I heard half of Get Smart on the ride home from Universal Studios.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I’d put most of it in a savings account, leaving a few thousand for a splurge. Then I would shop my butt off.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am the middle child (one of them) of six children. Three boys, three girls. Three of these are my half-siblings. We are like the friggin Brady Bunch.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I am a teenage girl, so don’t hold this against me. But I like this guy. A lot. So…for him to like me as more than a super-cool friend who happens to be a girl.

19. Do you like to dance?

I stink at it, but sure.

20. George Bush:

Will Ferrell. What can I say? I love SNL

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lola. Because shit I love that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Noah? Alex? I’m one of those people who would do extensive research.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I like America, and every single delicious fried food in it. But yes, I would and probably will. This summer I might actually be living in Russia, truth be told.

Message me stuff, bitches. And review. Um, that is all.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
The Breeding Games by Lynn Miller reviews
10 years have passed since Katniss led the Rebellion against the Capitol. She has married Peeta and started a new life in District 12. But President Paylor has a message for the new Panem. One that will change all their lives forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,850 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Suffer In Silence by PurpleFireStarter4 reviews
Simon never kissed Chloe on their date so Chloe never realised she liked Derek. Derek likes Chloe, but dosen't want to hurt Simon. Derek doesn't know how long his self control can last. Chlerek! Read&Review
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,292 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
natural disaster by turtleducklings reviews
Katniss and Gale, because even though fire plus fire just makes so much more fire, he still loves her. Gale/Katniss, for Lostliveson4eva.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Selfishness by Laserfire reviews
"Tell me I'm selfish! Tell me you could never be with me! Tell me you could never love someone so selfish because you know I'd change everything, everything we've fought for, just to see her face again." One-shot Galeniss other ending to Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
I Am Strong by mtwordsr reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! Katniss and Peeta explain to their daughter about everything. They tell her the story, they show her the book, and they share how they can stand it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,553 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Midnight at the Chasm reviews
Beatrice Prior is not a saint, but she sure as hell makes me feel like a sinner.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Mr Twenty Seven reviews
"Most of you will have anywhere from ten to fifteen fears in your fear landscapes. That is the average number." Peter knew he was different from the others, knew he was special. Just not in this way.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Peter
First Choice reviews
Just because Beatrice Prior doesn't think she's attractive doesn't make that everyone's opinion. Oneshot, since there is way too much Four and Tris up in here.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Blackened and Burned reviews
Mags Lemmans has lived through many things, but one moment in her life - the first act of Rebellion she ever witnessed - sticks in her mind forever. Written for Starvation.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Mags - Complete
Dear Finnick reviews
Fifteen years after the Rebellion, Annie writes Finnick a letter.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
One by One reviews
Snow likes to hurt people. And Johanna Mason just happens to be the perfect target. Drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Of Berries and Lies reviews
Foxface wasn't stupid enough to eat those berries: the opposite, actually. The true story of the Girl with the Berries is much more curious: a web of lies, pain, and anger. But she knows, even if the Capitol doesn't, that the truth must always come out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Foxface
The Games We Play reviews
Everyone has something to get rid of the pain. Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Johanna, Finnick, Haymitch. Everyone. So step right up and pick your poison.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
What the Hell, Guys? reviews
"There was a guy like that a few years ago from District 6 called Titus. He went completely savage and the Gamemakers had to have him stunned with electric guns to collect the bodies of the players he'd killed before he ate them." Titus' story, oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
A Series of Unfinished Letters reviews
Katniss and Gale try to clear the air through letters, but neither can seem to complete one! Post-HG, oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Headboards reviews
Despite what he told Bella, Edward has broken one more headboard than he'd like to admit. Edward/Rosalie oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Mind Games: The 59th Hunger Games reviews
Oh, welcome to the 59th Hunger Games! Sorry, I didn't see you there! Try not to lose your mind, and don't drip blood on the carpet, will you? Only 1 of 24 will be the Victor, but you know we're rooting for you, right sweetie? NO pressure. *closed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011
Pretty Little Poppies reviews
Though only she could understand, reality was changeable. She could move, shift, and shape it as she pleased. All she needed was a needle and the morphling that was her only escape. One-shot for Starvation.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Wanting reviews
Clove knows she is a winner - she's known since the day she was born. But life isn't always easy for Clove. In fact, despite what she thinks, it turns out to be a struggle, right up until the end. Written for Starvation's Monthly Challenge
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Fighting Fire with Fire reviews
What happens when a man Katniss thought she would never see again, someone who she had long tried to forget, appears on her doorstep five years later? Nothing that she would categorize as "good," that's for sure. AU, KxG
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Fire and Ice reviews
He was fire, she was ice. It is only common knowledge that they would never mix. Drabble
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl reviews
Careers are made, not born. And it always seems to be the parents that shape them into the monsters they are. Drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Clove - Complete
The Girl in the Treetops reviews
Thresh always knew there was something special about Rue, even though they had never exchanged a single word before the Games. But Rue had always given, never taken. He knew it was only a short time before it was all gone. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
Just a Game reviews
Philla Ellwood was a completely normal girl. She had a loving mother, great friends, and a life that she felt was more than adequate. That is, until she was Reaped along with her best friend. After that, it was anything but the norm.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
One Hundred Percent reviews
On the morning that Peeta proposes to Katniss, Katniss is gone to Gale: the chances of them having a relationship are shattered. At the same moment, Madge's dreams are crushed, Peeta lost to her forever. But that doesn't mean love has dissapeared. M/G AU
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Foxy reviews
What happens during the Games when Peeta, feeling sad and confused, runs into a certain fox-faced girl? Trouble, that's for sure. One-shot, slight AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Peeta M., Foxface - Complete
As He Calls Her Catnip reviews
"You know, Catnip, stealing his punishable by death." A look at Katniss and Gale's relationship over the years, from the very start to the very end.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Ache reviews
He needed her like the air he breathed. He needed her to fill that hollow ache deep in his heart. But now she's gone, and Gale Hawthorne can do nothing but remember the good times and try to forget the bad. One-shot, Post MJ
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Just One Night reviews
"How could this have happened? It was just one night." Katniss reflects on how one mistake of a night had such dire consequences on her presumably "perfect" life. Post-Mockinjay, don't own.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Birthday Gift reviews
Gale is scrambling to buy Katniss a birthday gift after forgetting her birthday. Likewise, Katniss is searching for a present for him. Enter Prim and Rory, gift hunter extraordinaires. Will they be able to save the day? AU, don't own.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Gale H., Prim E.
Rewinding the Clocks reviews
Gale was never quite right after The Rebellion, despite what Katniss thought. He wishes he could go back in time as simply as turning back the hands of a clock. But there might be another way to fix the broken man, one Gale would have never expected.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Gale H. - Complete
Happy International Prank Day, Love Prim and Rory reviews
Prim and Rory announce that it is International Prank Day. Their targets? Katniss and Gale, of course. Two-shot, pre-HG, don't own!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Prim E., Gale H.
Like It Never Happened reviews
Katniss always said that she and Gale were just friends. But Katniss said a lot of things that weren't true. Perhaps she had just forgotten that one rainy night at the Hawthorne house... One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Really Nice Eyes reviews
Prim Mellark and Cain Hawthorne never knew of each other's existence, yet somehow fate brings them together. One-shot. Don't own!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete