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Joined 08-29-10, id: 2516953, Profile Updated: 07-09-16
Author has written 18 stories for Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Ouran High School Host Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-overs, Final Fantasy X, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, Left 4 Dead, and Final Fantasy X-2.

Hi ! I am Tammy (Yaakova). My new favorite book series is "The Secrets of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel."

Gender: Who cares? Sex is female though.

Favorite sport(s): Swimming, Soccer, Archery

Favorite Anime/Manga: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Naruto, Hetalia, Final Fantasy, InuYasha, Saint Young Men

Favorite Cartoons: Family Guy and American Dad .

Bestfriends: Renee, Lillian, Whitney

Relationship status:Engaged :3

Partner: Brent

Anniversy: 5/24/2014

Siblings: Nicole Patrica, James, Cynthia

Mother: Tabitha Ann

Biological Father (Deceased): Mike

Step-Father (Former- He and Mom split up): Aaron Wade

Little bit more about me: I'm from Kentucky, played flute but I quit band and went to choir, I'm an artist, and an author prone to writers block. I graduated highschool in May 2016 (a year early!) but won't be going to college until Fall 2017 because I'm joining the National Guard on July 13th and going to Basic in October. :) Still Engaged

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I have no idea what I am xD I'm that weird mix)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Well that's a coincidence)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Well I'm Pansexual but meh)

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Used to be)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Pansexual but meh)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (Sheep are cute though)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

. Appearance and Personality:
Blue eyes, reddish hair, 155.6 lbs. I'm a fat piece of shit.
I don't really like talking to people and I get exhausted easily.

. Likes and Interests:
-Soccer- I was on the Varsity Soccer/Football team

-Archery- I was in Archery.

-Quick Recall- I was also in Quick Recall. It's Academic Team. Kind of like Jeopardy.

- Music- My favorite music is stuff from A Day To Remember, Bring Me The Horizon and Of Mice & Men. I enjoy Vocaloid, Nico Nico Covers, and Youtaite covers.
- Cute animals- Not just cats and dogs, but any cute animals, like porcupines

. Dislikes and Fears
-Crowded Hallways
-Death- It just scares me
-Bullying- I lost someone to bullying recently and I have been bullied...it's...terrible.
-Parents fighting
-Speaking in public
- Large groups of people
- Transphobic people
- My own mind sometimes

-Anti-Semitic people

Little bit more about myself: I'm converting to Judaism! :D I've chosen my Hebrew name to be Tikva. I also plan to become vegetarian once I leave my mother's and go to college.

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Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
Something Special by Mettlei reviews
For Itachi's B-day. KisaIta. Yaoi. OOC. Has a short piece from back when Itachi just joined Akatsuki and then something more years later...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Cursed by nurdgurl714 reviews
After a precarious situation puts them together, Sesshomaru and Miroku start to view each other in a different light. Are they ready for what these emotions will entail? As new enemies emerge their perseverance will be put to the test. YAIO SessXMiro
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,514 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Miroku
Interest of Two by TheyCallMeWriter reviews
The BAU and NCIS have to work together when the wives of several Navy officers appear dead. Gibbs and Hotch don't get along at the beginning. Will they be able to catch the killers, who have taken a special interest on two brunettes? Hotch/Prentiss, Tiva
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010
The Obsession by peagoose6 reviews
It was intended as a joke, but results in a madman focusing his attentions on Reid. Reid-centric team story. Dark. Violence, future chapters may be M. Reid whumpage. No Pairings. Will usually be updated on weekends.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,924 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - S. Reid
Inconceivable by Betherick1985 reviews
Summary: When Tony goes to a Naval medical facility for a sleep study, he gets much more than he bargained for. This is an MPREG fic, but not slash. Tony-centric, but a team-fic! Set between the end of Season 7, and Season 8. Contains Season 7 spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Five Ways Gibbs and Abby Met by Jo. R reviews
Pre-NCIS. Five possible ways Gibbs and Abby could have met.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Tale of Okami by Momma Jude reviews
The dark lord has plagued the land for hundreds of years in his war against the god Okami. Her struggle to survive in their great war is difficult and each of her reincarnations have their own tales to tell. Old and won't be updated. I may do a remake.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Yami, Ninetails - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Tragedy Revisited reviews
Young Vixen is left to care for Yuna at Bevelle when Braska set off on his Pilgrimage. However, months later, when the Calm is revealed to have started, and Sin is dead for now, a strange visitor tells her of Auron's death and the stranger takes Yuna to Besaid. However, ten years later, will she meet the man she loves once again? Impossible...or is it?
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Auron, OC, Auron, OC
A Mysterious Pill Bottle- PILLZ HERE! reviews
A crack fanfiction my friend dared me to write about Louis and his Pills xD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Louis, OC - Complete
Like a Virgin reviews
So, it's some crack story I wrote in 7th grade. It begins with the Bad Touch Trio (France, Prussia, Spain) taking people's purity rings. But the main thing is of Ivan/Russia and his prey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Russia, Estonia
E.C.H.O is a young woman of age 14 in France during the Medieval times, who can charm men to her with only her voice. Though the lyrics she sings are not her own, but rather echo's from the past...from her victims. What will befall ECHO when she goes to steal the lyrics of a famous man, Amadieu Clement?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
The Pain of Death reviews
A story I wrote after the death of my boyfriend to keep my mind busy.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Bound by The Red String of Fate
Two kunoichi with separate histories, separate lives, and complete opposite personalities have a fateful encounter. And seem to meet each other no matter what, much to their dismay. It seems they are bound by The Red String of Fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,713 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012
Yukari Kureijī's childhood
My Naruto OC Yukari's childhood, which was relatively dark compared to most I suppose. Rated M for Gore. It leads up to where she mets my other OC Maiko at the Chunin Exams. Watch for me posting what happens at the Chuunin Exams within the month!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Maiko Satoru's childhood reviews
My Naruto OC's relatively happy childhood. Leads up to the Chunin Exams where she mets my other OC Yukari. Might not be too long or too good, but please review and tell me what you think of it. I'll eventually post what happens at the Chunin Exams within the month. Rated T for minor curse words, if any.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Invisible Discord reviews
SONG FIC: Matthew decides to let his dark side out for once and cause a little Discord. Author's Note: Sorry for the lame summary, but I assure you, the story isn't THAT bad
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Canada - Complete
Sleepover at Renge's reviews
Haruhi's missing her bag and during her search, finds that Renge had it. Renge makes a deal that if Haruhi sleeps over at her house, she'll give the bag back. Haruhi, wanting her bag back, accepts. Now, what happens when Haruhi stays over at the Self Appointed Host Club Manager's house? WARNING: Yuri/GirlxGirl.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
Ireland's Hetalia Story! reviews
Following our female Ireland through out her life. Before and during when the series takes place. Many different pairings may appear. Story is better than the description XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Japan
Sacrifice reviews
Yuna gets a new guardian at Djose temple who happens to be another summoner. The reason she became Yuna's guardian is so that when they reach Zanarkand she can be the summoner that defeats Sin in order to save Yuna's life. On the way she falls for someone
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Auron
Third Music Room reviews
Sylvia Sakamoto is a new girl at Ouran High School. One day she accidentally breaks something of the Ouran High School Host Club's and thus has to pay the debt by working for them, and they soon find out their new host is actually girl.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kaoru H.
Need a doctor
Something a person I know wrote.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
He is too old for me, or is he? reviews
Severus and a young student named Sylvia interact with each other as a normal student teacher relationship. But suddenly something happens between them and things go awkward. This is based on a roleplay I am participating in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S.
Jack Sparrow and the French Lady Pirate reviews
Sylvia Smith is a French Pirate, french lady pirate... she captures Jack, wanting him to lead her to the Black Pearl. Romance ensues
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Stalking Much? reviews
We are starting out where Layle is at Costa Fuguita...My character is quietly following him, observing him. Then Layle catches her following him there and asks what she wants and she replies nothing, just curious about Layle,the Yuke and Keiss.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Keiss
Joint Operation Thyme reviews
It's a weird dream I had and I just wanted to share it. It's pretty stupid but I had this since I was like...8? When I say I had this when I was 8, I mean I had the dream at 8, wrote it down, and I just found the notepad not to long ago I wrote it on.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete