River Laren
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Joined 08-29-10, id: 2517131, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
Author has written 21 stories for Generator Rex, Misc. Books, Sym-Bionic Titan, Naruto, Young Justice, and Legend of Korra.

My friends say I'm crazy, and that's probably true. I am also somewhat obsessive; and curious to a fault. When it comes to stories, I'm a hopeless romantic. You have been warned. I love to read any good story, and that's what I spend most of my time doing. I also love to write; that's why I'm here. Horses are another one of my passions. I also enjoy a good movie, and now I'm taking piano. Spiders absolutely terrify me! (Yes, even the ones you have to have a microscope to see.) Although, you didn't know, I am actually Kagome. :P And just in case you're wondering, of course Inuyasha likes it when I scratch his ears. He just doesn't admit it. B-)

I think the best writing contains the writers feelings, their personal experiences, and something they are passionate about it. That's what I hope my writing contains. I also think the readers get the most pleasure when they can point at a passage and go "That's it! That's how I feel!!!" or "That's how I felt when..."; and I hope some of you can have those moments when you read my stories. If you do have them, tell me! It means I have achieved part of my goal as a writer.


My Favorite Books (These are not in any order, just as I thought of them.)
1. Leven Thumps Series
2. Inheritance Cycle
3. Ranger's Apprentice Series
4. Inkheart, Inkspell(Still my favorite!), Inkdeath
5. Jane Eyre
6. Pride and Prejudice
7. Princess Academy
8. Marcia Skylar
9. Rowan Hood
10. Percy Jackson and the Olympians
11. Fairest
12. Ella Enchanted
13. Matilda Bone
14. The Midwife's Apprentice
15. Once upon a Marigold
16. Twice upon a Marigold
17. Sword of Waters
18. O Pioneers!
19. The Hobbit
20.The Lord of the Rings
21. Beowulf
22. Red Moon Over Sharpsburg
23. Sense and Sensibility
24. Agnes Grey
25. Ivanhoe


Quotes:
" 'And if it all goes wrong'-(what a clever way of getting around saying if I die.)" "The Role of Women", Inkdeath, Cornelia Funke

"Well then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga grate; pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

"I must have carbon sickness because I could swear that's Ahsoaka," Obi-Wan Kanobi, Star Wars the Clone Wars.

"Because I love you, I will give you a choice. What kind of lapdog would you like to be?" Jeanie, I Dream of Jeanie.

"Hold it. This could get interesting." Six pauses while Rex screams. "Or it could get messy. Let's go save the kid's tale." Generator Rex.

"I've never really had time to study it, but if it means there are days I don't find monkey hair in my coffee, I roll with it," Holiday, Generator Rex.

Rex: "You're the guy I depend of to assume the worst."
Six: "That's only when it comes to you."

Geth: "The Want is in a chilly mood."
Winter: "Great! Let's knit him a sweater!"
- Leven Thumps and the Eyes of the Want.

"Do you have a problem, Tin-mand?" Robin yells. "Yeah, it's four foot tall and smells like cheep hair gell!" Cyborg, Teen Titans.

"Do you really expect me to give them the jewel-shards to save you?" Inuyasha demands. "That's what a lover would do!" Kagome yells back. "Yeah? Well we ain't lovers, so that kinda defeats your argument!" Inuyasha

Kagome: "Don't even think about attacking...okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die 'cause Inuyasha here will have to avenge me." Inuyasha: "I will?! Since when?" Kagome: "You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?!" Inuyasha: "Fine, I'll avenge you already." Random villager #1: "Think we can trust him?" Random villager #2: "Wouldn't hold my breath." Inuyasha

Scratches Inuyasha's ear* "He is cute...if you're into dogs." Kagome, Inuyasha.


Things I have borrowed from various people's profiles. :) (If this was yours, I meant no harm!)

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I thought we'd already established that.)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you just had an argument with yourself about that and LOST, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Again, already said so.)

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hated copy-and-paste-its but now have an obsession with them, copy and paste this on your profile!

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid;
Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Try this!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

(Now you can go delete it. :P)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


PLEASE REVIEW ANY OF MY STORIES YOU READ!!!!! I can't make you, but a girl can beg, right? Every review is cherished and helps inspire me to continue with the next chapter. It's hard to finish a story nobody cares enough to review.

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Feline Conundrum by WynterSky reviews
Itachi has a bit of an accident, and ends up not only changed into a cat but in the hands of Team Hebi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Fledgling Year by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. Aravis/Cor.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 296,880 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] Corin
Changing Skies by flowerslut reviews
Sasuke was destined to be alone. To lead a life of solitude. Or at least that was what he'd always told himself; he would've never thought that he'd have to fight for a family he never knew he had. He may have chosen to lead a life of isolation, but in the end, it wasn't meant to be. Post-War. SasuSaku. Mild NaruHina. Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,903 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Matched Intentions (A Sequel to Arranged Hearts) by greyeyedrune reviews
After his brother's successful marriage, Sesshoumaru decides to join the matchmaking festival as well. His experience is very different... but will it end the same?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Silently in Love by Award133 reviews
Sesshomaru is the very handsome and genius ice prince of his school. Although popular, he is untouchable. Fate intervenes when a teacher asks for a simple favor. So how does one, who is not exactly the verbal type, communicate with a girl who is a mute? No doubt it involves a mess of confusion, frustration, and falling in love.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,153 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Best Friends' Wedding by JinnySkeans reviews
To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Afraid by ninetaill reviews
And just like that night, he sees her standing where she stood five years ago. A tearful confrontation about what happened in Iron Country. (Post-War) [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Trolling of John Watson by Quadrophenia73 reviews
In which John regrets befriending the Holmes brothers on Facebook.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mind Games by WynterSky reviews
It was a bit ironic, Deidara thought, that he didn't want the voice in his head to think he was crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Baby Duo Equals Naruto's Doom? by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, what Madara couldn't accomplish could be done by two little babies
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wanted! by cloudgoddess reviews
Finding a boyfriend for your mother is one thing. Asking your father and her ex-husband to help is another. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Baby Blues by WynterSky reviews
Team 7 convinces Kakashi to let them keep a baby found abandoned outside the village. Trouble is, none of them have the least clue what to do next. Possibly SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Awkward Friends Forever by SuperMo'sQuill reviews
Kara never had a good opinion of Providence. Then she met Rex. Then she had a worse opinion. Rex had a bad impression of Kara. Then he had a nice impression. Then he blew it, and now he's suspicious. Forced to save the day together, can they to get along long enough to survive?
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rex S.
Strange Bedfellows by EmeraldMoonStar reviews
A very sick Sasuke and very drunk Sakura make for a very interesting morning. Especially when they don't remember the night before. Rated T for a few suggestive sentences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Officer Calling 1080 by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Officer John Weldon was the new cop in town. He had been briefly informed of a certain dynamic duo who patrolled the streets at night. He had NOT been warned that one of those two heroes was a child. Nor had he been cautioned that he should NEVER argue speeding regulations with Batman.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Mr I'mnotcryingeventhoughIam Uchiha by Livin2LuvE reviews
Sometimes, Sakura just loves to push his patience. SasuSaku if you squint. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hiashi's Choice by cielchat reviews
Hiashi has decided that having Naruto Uzumaki, village hero, tied to the Hyuga clan will be a major asset. Hinata finally has a chance to be "The One" for Naruto. Naruto remains clueless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Over by Sakura 8D reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, you have been found guilty on all counts and have been sentenced to death. Your execution will be exactly two weeks from today: July 20th, at noon. During this time, you will remain in isolation, with no visitors... That is all. Court dismissed. May God have mercy on your soul." And that was when he knew it was all over for him. Very light SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Breaks For the Soul by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU. Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML. One-shot; short. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Rue the Day by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Team Seven is under the rule of a new Sensei: Uchiha Sasuke. Keeping his students alive long enough to pass the chunin exams isn't easy with a hyperactive jinchuriki, an shrieking fangirl, and a porn obsessed geek with an attitude. Drabble format.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Basic Training by ohhthatgirl reviews
"Tell me, Sakura, what's the one thing you have that Naruto and Sasuke don't?"/ The girl sighed and rolled her eyes. "Breasts, Kakashi-sensei?"/"Precisely."/ Oh, the wonders of training. Team 7!Friendship with a hint of sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy's Girl, Mommy's Girl by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
A series of cute oneshots about Mal, Natara, and their daughter.
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Mal F., Natara W.
Did You Know? by BananaphoneBob reviews
"It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky." "It is physically impossible to get you to shut up." Oh, how wrong he was. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
But We Know the Truth by Jiggy-Beast reviews
Ages are approxamately: mako, 15 and Bolin, 11 ? . The brothers are offered a spot at the arena by Toza after he sees Mako fighting in the street. As a good older brother, Mako decides to check it out before letting Bolin compete. A little drama too!
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
I Will Survive by BananaphoneBob reviews
Because, in this moment, Sasuke knew why alcohol and Sakura should never mix. Ever. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Owner's Manuel for Chibi Akatsuki by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an exclusive chibi Akatsuki! Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damages to the owner on account of this product. Please read this manuel in its entirity before calling about any complaints.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori
It's not a 'goodbye' it's a 'see you later' by AMarionetteWithSilverStrings reviews
Because this didn't mean goodbye, it was a simple see you later. NaruHina. slight fluff one-shot. very short.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ai No Melody by Skylineee reviews
When fate plays with your heart and hate tampers with your eyes, it takes the presence of another to heal you. In the darkest of times, only love can pull these forgotten souls from their graves. "You've never seen me. Not once."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,806 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sweet Child O' Mine by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Nobody deserved to die. Especially not Gregory House and Allison Cameron. And certainly not when they had a daughter so young.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - J. Wilson - Complete
Never by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
She wasn't his. And she never would be.
Cause of Death - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Mal F., Natara W.
Out of Molehills by kuro.no.nukenin reviews
Hyuuga Hiashi hears a rumor and overreacts. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hiashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burn Now by The Lady Avaritia reviews
'Ne, Itachi' 'Hn' 'What do you think drowning feels like' Shisui'd final moments by the cold water.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Thief of Hearts by Chantrea Moonbeam reviews
When Sakura woke up, 15 years has passed, the Uchiha have taken over and she is the consort of Uchiha Sasuke and the mother of his children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sparkling Eyes and Puppy Dog Pouts by Tukiko K reviews
His wife, his children…his future. Sasuke smiles because he has never been so happy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happily Sometimes After by Sanin Sakura reviews
One encounter- that was all it took to make Sakura leave the Konoha for Sasuke. Was it for the better or worse? Would this story have a happily ever after or not? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turning Points: Bedtime Stories by WynterSky reviews
Sasuke wants a story, and Itachi has to make one up on the fly. Fits between the first two chapters of Turning Points.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pranks by Namikaze Artemis reviews
One-shot. Obito decides to prank Fugaku... and he happens to see something interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fugaku U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Buy My Love a Sword of Steel by WynterSky reviews
Neji is about to leave on his first Jounin mission, and Tenten's worried about him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fox Bait by WynterSky reviews
Neji helps Hinata get Naruto to notice her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nightmares by Namikaze Artemis reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Naruto and how his life might have been different if Minato were alive. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
My Daddy's A Uchiha by Neku5043 reviews
Itachi has a daughter! When the nanny dies he has to take her to the Akatsuki.Chaos is guaranteed! Who knew Itachi could be so fatherly? OOC-Itachi, OC centric, no pairings My first FanFic Read and Review, creative critics welcome
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Itachi U., Konan
Now I'm Nothing by Skylark Evanson reviews
"You don't get it, do you?"
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Secret Indulgence by the meaty grape reviews
We all need one. Oneshot, slightly Ilanca. Read and review please!
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
My Itachi He is SAD by Samurai101 reviews
Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Foundations of Sand by DawningStar reviews
Persian apologies mean nothing to Tamina, Princess of Alamut, with her city occupied and its defenders dead. But her duty as a Guardian is clear: first she must find out how much Prince Dastan knows about the Dagger of Time...and then she must kill him.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Locked In by Skylark Evanson reviews
My take on where Circe was during that season finale battle.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Circe, Rex S. - Complete
Tying a Knot on a Cherry Stem by Lerysakon reviews
One-shot Naruto says that tying a knot on a cherry stem is the ultimate test of a good kisser. The others don't believe it and Sasuke plans to disprove it. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Scared by ncfan reviews
/Slight KakaShiz/ She was sure that everything would be alright when Tsunade woke up, but that didn’t stop her from having a contingency plan, and Kakashi half-wished it didn't involve him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
“Sooooo,” she teased. “Who is it? Who’s the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?” The young man's eyes went wide. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by Backroads reviews
Phoebe is supposed to be sure of what she feels. But sometimes, when observing others, she beings to doubt.
Leven Thumps - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Santa by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
For one week, Konoha's favorite genin have to do a secret Santa exchange with each other. While everyone else is scrambling to find gifts for their secret people, Sakura's secret Santa has been delivering her gifts early in the morning. Pairing inside!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dead Stars by Chantrea Moonbeam reviews
Onyx eyes meet emerald. “You will obey me, I am your father!” “And I am your daughter, the one you’ve always hated.” Implied SasuSaku, Mostly told in Naruto's perspective
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enter the Balance by Galadriadhar reviews
What if, beneath Lith, a new factor was introduced in favor of the good. How would this have affected the outcome of this encounter?
Leven Thumps - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Property Damage by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Remember the hotel Sasuke and Itachi trashed when they were fighting? Well it's now demanding two billion yen from Sasuke. The only problem is that Sasuke doesn't have enough. So what does he do? Asks his brother for financial support.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Winter Wonderland by WrightKataang reviews
Leven’s never had a real Christmas… Some unexpected snowfall could change that. Winter’s excited. Clover’s excited. Geth’s excited. It’s safe to say that Christmas is coming to Foo...
Leven Thumps - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Sharingan by shelby9160318 reviews
This is a story about if Itachi was turned into a three year old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Pirates of the Feudal Era by TouchOfViolet reviews
Emotionally confused Kagome plus sake equals rambling comparison of Kagome’s love life vs. Elizabeth Swann’s.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Konan's Revenge by SapphireCuatro reviews
When Madara decides that Pein has "outlived his usefulness", Konan swears revenge. But Madara won't go down easily, and the first step is to find a weakness...and who would know more about an Uchiha's weaknesses than an Uchiha? HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Konan, Sasuke U.
Is it Worth it? by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
While Itachi lies in bed, fevered and hysterical, he questions his motives for commiting his various crimes. Is it really worth it? Should he have told Sasuke the truth? Contains manga spoilers. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zutara? What the heck is that? by Ryxl reviews
Aang comes across a poster advertising something called "zutara". Crack, fluff, Zutara, one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Oh Mama, Oh Papa! by Hazuki Saiuno reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, an extraordinary baby, and a mission. --Chapter 11: The Breaking News! "Sasuke, who's your 'wife', again?"--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,057 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Time For Us by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by iMissa reviews
It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beaten by Wilted Paper Flowers reviews
Sakura finally finds Sasuke, after three years of waiting. But are her intentions really what they seem...? Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roll Over, Lord Sesshomaru by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
One shot, SessRin fluff. When Rin discovers that Lord Sesshomaru is a dog demon, she comes up with a plan to see his true form.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
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Bestseller reviews
Because of money problems, the Akatsuki are entering a writing contest designed to find the next bestseller. The characters must be based in reality, and the choices of Itachi and Konan as the protagonists of the romance will have far reaching consequences no one foresaw. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Itachi U., Konan, Akatsuki
You're Not Sorry reviews
"We found another part of Itachi's deal with the former council. Apparently, he arranged your marriage to your female teammate, Sasuke...Therefore, by the power invested in me as Hokage, I am ordering you, Haruno Sakura, and you, Uchiha Sasuke, to be married this day, the seventeenth of July, at this hour, four forty-five p.m." Tsunade stated, pretending to be sympathetic. Tch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Best Nightmare reviews
In which Sasuke finds himself living a nightmare, with Itachi's wife- who everyone conveniently FORGOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss The Girl reviews
Sakura was going to kill Naruto for this. Locking her and Sasuke in a room during a power outage and playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid was unforgivable; and if Sakura managed to survive through it, she would make him pay. Stupid blizzard. Fluff, Crack, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Eyes reviews
Sakura has found a young boy that looks exactly like Sasuke, and it is soon decided she should be the one to care for him. But this boy is not what he appears, and secrets are his best friend. Can Sakura convince him to trust her? And what of Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Guilt Trip reviews
Getting arrested for something I didn't do wasn't what I expected. Uchiha Sasuke bailing me out of jail? Ha! Blackmailing me into pretending to be his fiance? Nope, didn't see that coming. Falling madly in love with him? Yeah, right...okay, maybe... AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,299 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Frying Pan Saga reviews
Because nothing in Sasuke's life goes according to plan. Especially Sakura. Oneshot. Major Fluff. Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three is Company reviews
Batman doesn't get upset. Ever. That is until the mysterious "Batgirl" comes on the scene. Now something out of the ordinary seems to be bothering Bruce. Maybe it's Dick playing evil matchmaker. Maybe. CRACK Older Batgirl
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
The Most Horrible Birthday EVER reviews
Sasuke knew this day couldn't be good. It never was, but on top of that his stupid team would try to make it "special". Which always ended up in something like, "Teme, you bit me!" Oneshot. Crack. Slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
The Princess Story reviews
"You said that when we had a daughter she would be mine," Sakura growled with her hands on her hips. Sasuke frowned. He hated these types of "discussions". When Sakura feels "unloved" by her children, Sasuke steps in. Sorta. Sequel to "The Fluffy Bunny Story". Oneshot. FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Real reviews
Circe has found her place in the Pack. They aren't the 'family' she wanted, but they protect and feed her. But when her new assignment splits her loyalties, Circe seachers for answers; and uncovers secrets that tear her world appart.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Circe, Rex S.
Or What? reviews
If they were resorting to threats now, she would hold her own. Just watch. "You don't want to do that." "Or what?" he smirked. Well you asked for it..."I'll kiss you." Crack. Fluff?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fluffy Bunny Story reviews
Because taking Sakura to a festival might not be the best idea in the world. Crack, FLUFF, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Your Eyes Open reviews
Sasuke is the perfect boyfriend, until he mocks Sakura's favorite song. Now she's out to prove a point, and Sasuke should beware. Oneshot. Crack. Silly String, Water, and other scary things!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Name of Research reviews
On her mission to prove Sasuke does nerdy things, Sakura breaks into his room. She knew it would be dangerous, but she didn't think it would be this bad. And since when did Naruto become Dr. Phil? Rewritten. Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home Sweet Home reviews
After "The Revelation", Bolin and Mako return home. But it's going to take a while for them to work out the effects of the day. Especially between the two of them, and it's going to take Korra to bring back balance. Ahh, the Avatar's job is never done.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Krypotnite reviews
Superman, like the rest of the Justice League, has come under some kind of mind control. Forced to stop this, Conner refuses to let anyone but himself face the Man of Steal; but how can he use Superman's weakness against him when it is his own as well?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman
Dead Roses reviews
Itachi died. Except Pein has given him back he life, as long as he protects Konan. But now Sasuke has learned the truth Itachi has his own problems to take care of. How can he keep the two avengers from destroying the world, or worse, killing each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Itachi U., Konan
Reality reviews
Kakashi could have kept Sasuke from leaving Konoha, but he knew it would be worse for both the boy and the village if Sasuke didn't learn his own lesson. After all this time, Sasuke hasn't; and after their last meeting Kakashi is faced with his own mistake. Can he fix it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shattered reviews
Ilana is the one people look to for hope, and she always has to hold herself together for them. But when a close friend like Octus dies, even the strong Princess of Galiluna shatters.
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
Soulless reviews
"Get up, Lynette," the sound of his voice sent chills down my spine, and I found myself gazing into beautiful indigo eyes... but it was my duty to hate this man; my duty to the king who had made him a knight of the Round Table.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
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