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Joined 08-29-10, id: 2517144, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

QUOTE: There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so -William Shakespear

Hello, welcome to my profile. Let me bore you with a little bit about myself, because that's what I do...bore people with lame facts about myself. Oh and dish out random did you know facts I like.

Name: you're not worthy of learning my real name all you need to know is that it starts with an A.

Gender: Girl as far as I can tell.

Birthday: I was born on August 9th I have no clue about the time though.

Birthplace: Born in England, raised in America...and a bit sad about it.

Looks: well alright, but only the basics. I have light brown hair, it's my best feature I think. I have plain brown eyes, ugh I wish they were a different color. Anyway, my skin is...well very pale in the right light I look like a vampire which scares me. I don't want to sparkle, and if I do I give you people permission to bury me alive... that or send me over the grand canyon in a tricycle.

Height: I'm a bit on the fun size, that's all I'm telling you.

Weight:...no just no, I'm not fat it's just I'm a bit below the average for someone my size.

FAVORITES

GAME: i absolutely adore Kingdom hearts, Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy, I'm currently playing a FF game.

MOVIE: probably the Emperors New Groove. or Shriek If you know what I did last Friday the 13th.

MUSIC: Anything that gets me moving or gives me the urge to sing along to.

Band: One Republic, The Fray, Plain White T's and Coldplay for my relaxation days.

SINGER: Kate Covington or as she's known on Youtube Katethegreat19. She could outsing every angel in the sky, her voice is that beautiful.

ANIME: Hetalia Axis Powers, Kuroshitsugi, Elemental Gelade, 07 Ghost, Pandora Hearts, D. gray-man, One Piece, Inuyasha, Death Note, and many more that I'm too lazy to post!

Dislikes: I absolutely hate homophobes, come on people it's not that bad. I also hate close minded people, but not as much. I have a pet peeve that every time I see a spelling or grammatical error I have to fix it. I hate other things but I really don't want to bore you even more. If you've got other questions or a story you want me to do just ask and you might very well receive.

Alright here's where I list my favorite pairings and then the stories I'm working on... Oh yeah, I like to try story themes out, so if it looks like I'm stealing your story... IT IS NOT INTENTIONAL, usually something about it is different enough to keep people happy and flame free. Alright here we go!

EXTRA NOTES THAT I ADD AS I GO ALONG: please note these include pet peeves of mine and simple questions and comments and a few new things that I deem worthy of putting here.

-thanks to Lemonkeygirl I now have a bit of a liking towards Russiaxengland but only when Russia isn't being a creepy overly sadistic dude.

- I like slightly dark fics, where the Seme is a bit (or more) possessive and protective of the Uke but not to a seriously straight jacket level. It intrigues me and makes me curious.

- I like it when people review (who doesn't) but when only a few people review for a story that I worked hard to put up it makes me curious as to why the others can't bother to click a simple button and type a few measly words into a box. Why? You want people to review in your stories but you won't review for others...

-Suggestions are my best friend, if someone has tips on refining my stories or adding something into them I will try to please them and get it in, if at all possible.

-If you want me to write something for you I WILL, I love writing and interacting with people on here (though i will never understand the blog websites out there, kind of strange)

-Waffles are an excellent sourse of humor if used properly (they also make very good projectiles, but you didn't hear that from me.)

FAVORITE YAOI PAIRINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

(seme/uke)

SasuNaru: its such a cool pairing I can't help but like it.

KakaIru: I support it but don't really read it.

CielSebastian: you don't find this kind often which saddens me.

Llight: I may dislike Light but that doesn't mean I'll pass up a good shonen ai about them.

ShadowLink: We fully understand the symbolism of the fight but the concept is too hot to pass up (motivational poster).

RikuSora: I just think its funny and kind of cute.

GilOz: for some reason people put Oz as the seme and i just don't understand why, care to enlighten me?

KandaAllen: I'm also okay with lavi being in there as well.

SatoshiDaisuke: it's kinda cool so I'm down with it.

AlphonseEdward: I've only seen like one writer who's good at this and writes this. Up nope I was wrong...damn...

SephirothCloud: its kinda wierd but very cool, though Zack is another good seme.

FrauTeito: Shush, I like it, it's just so cute

USUK: Excuse me while I go fangirl in a corner

THERE ARE OTHERS! I just don't want to waste anymore effort typing more.

OTHER PAIRINGS I LIKE AND WILL OCCASSIONALLY READ.

Kang ShichanGehenna: I can't decide on which would be the better seme.

ZackAerith: I just love this one, its sooo cute!

ZeroKurohime: again I just can't decide which is seme and which isn't.

MY THOUGHTS ON

hentai: you know what I don't care, just don't expect me to read any pairings other then the ones above.

shota: whatever floats your boat, don't expect to see me reading/writing one anytime soon.

rape: oh...my...that and non con...I just had a sudden urge to maul the crap out of someone.

hold on and let me think of some others and then tell you about them...just to annoy you even more

ALRIGHT NOW TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE VARIOUS STORIES I'LL BE PUTTING UP ON FFN!

TITLE: VENGEFULL ICE

TYPE: multi-chapter Hetalia

pairings icluded: USUK, GERITA, FRACAN

summary: alrighty well this is my version of a kidnapping story, yeah I know they're kinda common, I just want to try my hand at it and see if I can accomplish it without dying. The arctic (my own character)is sick and tired of the other countries ignoring his plight. So he decides to take revenge by kidnapping one of them to get their attention. After much consideration he decides to go after Arthur(England). He'll do whatever it takes to get the nation too, and with the help of his side kick the sadly smarter then him polar bear named Abby, he might just succeed. Okay he does, even with a very crazed up family (the Kirklands) and a few other loons hot on his heels. I refuse to put questions in my summaries due to how I tend to respond to them. the ever popular "the world may never know!"

status:IN PROGRESS

TITLE: Mochi? OH--

TYPE: one shot Hetalia

pairings: Too many for my lazy fingers to bother typing

Summary: we all know and love the mochi's right, those cute little balls of...stuff. Well let's say those little cuties were more devious and (military coordinated) smart, than we thought. And what if they got tired of just having the other mochi's for comfort and...other things. Well let's not say and let's not ask what if, let's see what would happen if they got the sudden idea to play with the human's (countries) they were molded after? Oh the things that will and won't get done in this meeting.

Status: DONE!

TITLE: Potion Problems

TYPE: Multi chapter Hetalia

Pairings: um...a lot...yeah...

SUMMARY: Alfred and Matthew come to Arthur's house for the largest world meeting of the year. in which all countries who can visit, do. They (more like Alfred) accidental;y startle Arthur and he spills a youth potion on himself. Now the two North American Brothers are stuck with a baby Arthur. Not only that but Arthur's elder siblings ( Ireland, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales) find out about it pretty quickly. They practically force Alfred to stay and care for Arthur even though he doesn't want to. (Go guilt tripping) The Englishman will grow by three years every two weeks and while he does the younger nations learn a lot about the island nation. they also learn that there are people out there that will use Arthurs defensless state to their advantages. Turns out a lot of nations are pedos... who knew... and well so are a lot of random people. Let's hope Alfred can be the hero he claims to be and keep Arthur safe from harm. Good thing the elder Kirklands are there to help!

STATUS: to be put up if ThE-faInTinG-faNGirl wants me too.

TITLE: A Day Spent Well

TYPE: Oneshot

PAIRINGS: A bit of America/England

SUMMARY: Australia notices that he hasn't visited his dear mum for a while and he decides to change that. England will never see it coming.

STATUS: complete

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT FOR NOW I'LL ADD MORE LATER...OH AND PLEASE KNOW THIS...I DON'T CARE IF YOU FLAME ME OR NOT,HOWEVER. If you feel the need to vent your anger, don't do it here by insulting the writers on here who work hard to put up some very good stories. That's not only stupid but annoying and makes you look like a dweeb.

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Prometheus Rising by White Mizerable reviews
Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Flawless by Childish Sadism reviews
You found me and then they took you away from me. I am going to find you and keep you to myself, even if you are not who you used to be. US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Get the Girl by Kurimishu reviews
The hero always wins the love of his damsel...Always. A darker look into Alfred's love for Arthur. USxUK FRxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - America, England/Britain
Mon frère ainé by KitKatssie reviews
It's after the Norman conquest of England, and France has been given the role of 'Big Brother', will England be able to let him play that role? Dedicated to StarvedCrazedWeasel!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Thieves and Pirates by FifthDayOfMay reviews
A series of oneshots. Fifth shot: A strange nomad girl casts a spell on Balthier that makes him lose control of his inhibitions.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
Bloody Mary by TheShatteredRose reviews
Arthur has told Alfred time and time again not to mess with the legend of Bloody Mary. It wasn't a party trick, it was real. Of course, Alfred didn't believe him. But Alfred soon learns calling upon Bloody Mary can be costly... ::USUK::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, America
Untamable by Evanescent Silence reviews
Kanda is a unique genetically altered being - a human/panther hybrid. Refusing to live in slavery, he escapes, only to meet a little human boy with strange silver eyes that just WON'T leave Kanda alone. To be tamed or not to be...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,521 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Take my scarf? by lemonkeygirl reviews
It started with Russia wrapping his scarf "affectionately" around England's neck when America was watching. The outcome? Chaos, excitable nations, and lots of confusion on England's behalf. Oh dear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Russia, England/Britain
Bombing Of Britain by Taggedy reviews
Cue Epic Failure Of Summary- America pops over to visit his brother during WWII times, and its been a while. Safe to say his guests show Alfred that the war he thought trivial wasnt quite. Contains FACE family, FRUK and hints at others. Oneshot no more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hero by Aly208 reviews
Oh no! Many nations have been kidnapped; including England! This calls for - drum roll please - the hero, America, to rescue his sweet beloved! But France wouldn't try to take England's heart or England's brothers totally wouldn't get in the way...right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,188 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Save You From Yourself by Blank Paiges reviews
AU!Assassin Arthur Kirkland never expected to befriend Bodyguard Alfred F. Jones. Nor did he expect the assassins and bodyguards to join forces to destroy a threat to their existence...Nor did he expect to fall in love. US/UK, Fr/Can, RussCho, and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,301 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - England/Britain, America
To Love an Android by NajikaIce reviews
Alfred's father works for a company that manufactures a variety of mechanical trinkets. But their latest technological triumph, an actual human-like android, has to stay with the Jones for a while. What's Alfred to do but fall in love with him? AU, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
The United Kingdom by Live-Like-its-heaven-on-earth reviews
Each of the UK countries have a different way of showing their love-hate relationship towards their brother England, here are 50 sentences between England and his brothers to show exactly how they treat each other...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Theatre Of Dreams by Red Hot Holly Berries reviews
Arthur's past with his brothers is full of hatred,but he can't help but crave a soft touch from Scotland,a compliment from Ireland,a hug from Wales.Little does he know he'll get all he wishes for only when he needs it most...And it'll change him forever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - England/Britain, Scotland
Of Tea and Blood by Katrara reviews
England is attempting to summon a ghost, unaware that America is in his house. When America walks in during the spell England loses his concentration on the current task, and a spirit gets loose. Oh and this little spirit plans to play and play and play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Behind the Masque by bubbleteadesu reviews
Today is America's Halloween masquerade! But with England not coming, the party doesn't seem so complete, does it? Good thing, the sudden appearance of a mysterious pirate diverts America's attention. But who is this not-so-strange stranger really?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Way Down by England-sama reviews
In the year 20XX, the newly reestablished Confederate army declaired war on their northern brothers, and England gets caught in the middle. USxUK ConF r edxUK with other pairings later maybe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
Pommie by Mi-moon reviews
England is having a rather pleasant day, finishing up his paperwork for the day. Well, that's until a certain American shows up with another just as annoying country to ruin his day. Includes Australia, England and America. Rated for Englands mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stray Kitten by Hannahble reviews
Riku, Axel, and Roxas are staying in Florida for a week of vacation, but when Riku picks up Sora, a homeless 'stray kitten', how will the three friend's lives be affected? Romance/Humor/Drama; Pairings: Soriku, Akuroku; Riku's POV, Please r&r!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Frog Prince by deityb reviews
Cursed by his own cruel heart, Prince Bonnefoy is cursed to become a frog in months unless he can find true love. Can a captured peasant that he hates provide his only hope? France/England, Storybook AU, PG-15 for later chapters, Human Names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - France, England/Britain
Mine by itachi234 reviews
why can't riku get any? because the red dragon kairi is the biggest cock block in existence! come for the kairi bashing, stay for the yaoi. its better than it sounds, i swear :P enjoy! :D first KH fic yay :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Reflections of Mirrored Souls by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Twincest Oneshot. While studying with Axel, Roxas suddenly gets a strange feeling that only can mean one thing. Is everything alright with Sora? RokuSora, Lemon, Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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A Day Spent Well reviews
Thank you fic to ThE-faInTinG-faNGirl. Australia decides that its been too long since he's visited his dear mum and he's going to change that. Poor England, he never saw it coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Australia, England/Britain - Complete
The Dead Suck reviews
AU! Officer Arthur Kirkland never really wanted to attract the attention of a ghost named Alfred F. Jones. Frankly, he's not happy about it either, especially when Alfred decides he's gonna stick around and defend him from the baddies. great,Freakn' great
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
Mine's Better reviews
Inspired off of World Table. France, in a visit to bother England finds him asleep on his couch with a box of World Table Treats. France decides to show England REAL french food.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
You Look Familiar reviews
Have you ever woken up to a strange sight, such as your child self staring at you, or your female half snoring beside you, or even you dark half trying to throttle you? no? well then this should prove interesting for you. Mentions of many pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Vengeful ice reviews
First fanfic! The arctic is sick and tired of being ignored so he decides to gain some attention, by kidnapping a fellow nation. the only problem is that he doesn't know how. Attempted humor is abound, the things someone will go through to get noticed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
England! I'm sick! reviews
For some odd reason America, Canada, France, Australia and Sealand go to England when they come down with an illness. England for reasons unknown decides to take care of them despite the fact that he's sick as well. no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Mochi? OH! reviews
we've all seen the so called innocent white mushballs, well what if they weren't as innocent as they seem and what if they were very good at military maneuvers and outsmarting the humans they're modeled after? Well why don't you find out! lots of pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete