Author has written 9 stories for Law and Order: SVU, and CSI: New York.
heyy fans of SVU! im Anna and i'm 15 and i am IN LOVE with Law and Order: SVU! here's a little bit about me...
favorite TV shows:
4. Modern Family
5. New Girl
favorite actor: Josh Hutcherson
favorite actress: Mariska Hargitay, OR Jennifer Lawrence
(i'm a LTTLE obsessed with the Hunger Games:)
favorite food: pizza. definitely pizza.
favorite vacation spot: either Florida or Michigan
what i wanna be when i grow up: ever since i was young, i've always wanted to be an actress. but i asolutely love writing. writing stories, writing poems, writing anything! so if my dreams of becoming an actress don't work out for some reason, then i'll always turn to my writing and maybe even try to become an author.
heyy guys! like i said up there im anna and im 15. im part italian and part german. i love fanfiction, epecially SVU. I ship EO...and EO only! but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't. we all have different ideas...these are mine. do what you think is fun :)
I love reading and writing fanfiction for SVU. if you ever wanna co-author with me, PM me. I'm up to anything! oh except song-fics. sorry, but those are my weaknesses. i really suck at writing them. but i can definetly read them! i'm also a beta, so if you need one...you know where to find one :)
here's some more about me...
i live in the nice Missouri air. The state of the St. Louis arch. TRADEMARK!! haha sure MO can get a little bit boring at times, but i love it non-the-less. as much as i would love to stay here when i grow up, i really want to live in California. even though i've never been there, my friend who used to live there says it was amazing. with all the beaches and sunsets, it's BOUND to be amazing! :) if my plan of living in California doesn't work, my next place i would choose would be New York. The Big Apple. Where everything seems to happen and where a TON of TV shows are filmed. But that's not the reason why i wanna live there. It fascinates me. The skyscrapers and the people. Missouri isn't the most popular state, so nothing big happens here. Actually, the only big thing that's like, ever happened here was when the movie 'Up in the Air' was filmed here with George Clooney. And there aren't too many people here, either. It would almost be an honor to live in NewYork. Hopefully i'll get to follow my dreams! :)
Mariska Hargitay is a GIANT influence for me. Everything she does inspires me. Whether it's being a mother to her two children, August and Amaya, or working with The Joyful Heart Foundation, her foundation to help abused victims of sexual assault or rape. But that's only one part of the JHF. Go check it out. I'm sure it'll fascinate you as much as it did to me. http://www.joyfulheartfoundation.org/
I hope you enjoyed reading my profile. Not that you would, but if you did...thank you! :) not many people are patient enough to read this whole thing. And if you wanna read more...scroll down. I love you guys and hope you read my stories!! if you read mine and PM me telling me you did, i'll definitely return the favor and read yours! :)
forever and always,
WORDS YOU CAN'T SPELL WITHOUT E AND O...
(created by me and SilvrBlade...but mostly SilvrBlade :)
Law and Order: SVU Quotes
Det. John Munch: If an overbearing mother and a distant father cause homosexuality, how come I'm not gay?
Det. Olivia Benson: We're positive it's him?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
Det. John Munch: We're looking for leads on Deacon's murder, not "America's Skankiest Home Videos".
Det. John Munch: Isn't it a little dangerous for you to be around all these helpless donuts?
best of fin tutuola*
Det. Fin Tutuola: Those kids don't look like freaks to me.
Det. Fin Tutuola: I told you to leave that mutt in the car.
Secretary: We don't take walk-ins. You need a referral.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Here pussy, pussy, pussy...
Det. John Munch: Me, I just get a little nervous when the government starts drawing up lists.
[After explaining what sex on the downlow is]
Det. Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya.
Det. Fin Tutuola: I'm not staying in here with all these cancer-causing particles flying around.
best of olivia benson*
Det. Olivia Benson: Where's Munch?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Alright. Nice dress.
Det. Olivia Benson: Lowell Harris, you're under arrest for raping Ashley Tyler.
Det. Elliot Stabler: An M.E. out of the lab? It must be big.
Det. Elliot Stabler: These pots and pans haven't been used in so long they got cobwebs on them.
Det. Olivia Benson: What's your name?
Det. Olivia Benson: Do people have sex in bed anymore?
best of elliot stabler*
M.E. Melinda Warner: No fluids present. Tests show spermicide common in condoms.
Officer: A bunch of scouts stargazing from the roof up there spotted her.
Det. Olivia Benson: Your one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? That's lame.
[Regarding death threats]
Det. Olivia Benson: He's got a wedding ring, is this a married couple?
[Detectives Stabler and Benson want to interview a Chinese woman]
Det. Elliot Stabler: How many hookers you ever see strangle somebody with a hotpants?
Randolph Morrow: Honey, I'd like a mineral water, no ice.
Cop: We found this one with his pants down getting ready to do her.
Favorite sayings/quote things*
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: would read and follow this
You know you’re obsessed with SVU when...(all the words in parentheses were added by me)
When you get angry at people who won't let you watch a rerun that you've seen 8 times, so that they can watch a season premiere.
When everyone who has just met you knows that you love SVU (just got my new friend hooked on it)
When you go crazy when someone makes a joke to you about one of your favorite characters getting kicked off of the show.
When you Defend SVU at all costs when someone is downgrading it.
When SVU is on your mind 25 of the 24 hours in a day.
When someone asks you who your favorite actress is and you say Mariska Hargitay...and when the can't pronounce it you sit there making them say it until they say it right. (just taught my friend :) mar-ish-ka har-gi-tay
When you can predict what the sentencing is going to be on a case based on the evidence provided and you start using terms like man 1 and man 2 and you actually know what they stand for and what they mean and if its a good deal on a case, and all that stuff.
You know so much about the actors on the show that you could write their biography.
You own every possible season and episode on DVD or on itunes (not yet...but someday, when i have enough money, i will own every single SVU object known to man! MWA HA HA HA!)
You own at least one article of clothing that expresses your love for Benson, Stabler, the entire cast, and/or the show itself. ( i'm asking my mom for the Joyful Heart Foundation necklace that Mariska wears in the show for my birthday. you can buy it off the internet!)
You would definately give Benson or Stabler a kidney in a FLASH if they needed it
EVERY Wednesday night is booked to watch the newest episode of svu. (even if you have to skip basketball, which is what i wanted to do...my mom made me go T_T)
You make some sort of reference to SVU even when whatever your doing has nothing to do with it
You cry when Benson or Stabler (especially Stabler) cry or look sad
You can recite the opening of the show with your eyes closed. (let's see...in the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially henious. in new york city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories...DUH DUH. yeahh, i think that's right ;)
You know how to speak and translate E/O language and that "I'd give you a kidney" means "I love you
You can tell which episode and/or season it is based on Mariska's (Benson's) hairstyle
You scream at the tv when you know there was just a moment that would've been right for Elliot and Olivia to JUST KISS ALREADY!!
You were about to have a mental break down and hated Elliot for about 15 minutes in 2 episodes (woah, thats a lot of hate...haha) when he kissed Dani Beck and when she was there holding his hand when he got stabbed. (actually, the thing that pissed me off was that it was ELLIOT who grabbed dani's hand in the hospital when he got stabbed, not dani)
Your considering becoming a cop from watching so much svu. (i'll always wanna be a cop cus of that show)
You threw things and yelled "Kathy is your EX-wife! Thats why the EX is there!!" when Elliot slept with Kathy. (oh, now that pissed me off!)
Law and Order CI puts you to sleep. (no offense, but i don't even think it's worthy of watching :)
When you found out Kathy got pregnant the things you said would make a sailor blush ( WHAT?! NO!? %&$#! NO! YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT! %&*#$!!! ELLIOT...WHAT THE $%&* HAVE YOU DONE?!) --that was my vocabulary the day of the episode. hehe.
You weren't bothered one bit by olivia saying "I found my brother", "He's my brother", or "I have a brother" 100 times in the last few episodes of season 8.
You watch svu WHENEVER it is on despite the amount of times you've seen the episode already (i'm pretty sure i could quote Fault and Zebras word for word)
If your idea of math equations are
When someone says "JFK", you think back to Munch's picture of JFK on his desk.
Your combination for your phone/iPod/computer etc. is either Elliot's or Olivia's badge number. (my ipod password was 4015 for the lonngest time)
When you watched Zebras and saw Olivia kiss Stucky, your mouth hung open during the entire kiss. Then, you cackled with glee when Elliot kicked him, while you were yelling "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KISSING ELLIOT'S WOMAN! YOU BASTARD!"
You surf the web looking for upcoming shows that the cast might be in.
You yelled at the televison until morning when Mariska lost her Screen Actors Guild Award to the lead actress on The Good Wife. (stupid good wife. no one watches that show. no one.)
When they ask you who you look up to in school your reply is "Detective Olivia Benson", Elliot Stabler... etc. (and/or Mariska Hargitay, Christopher Meloni, etc.)
When someone puts down the show you are quick to defend with a swift "Oh, and did you win multiple Academy Awards for your performance? I don't THINK so!" (Go Mariska!!)
Whenever someone figures out soemthing you announce "Bing bang bong!"
During an intense moment, you shout "DUN DUN!" (my teacher got mad at me once...)
You are always looking over shoulder, looking for a chance to chase a perp down the street like Elliot and Olivia. (whenever i'm walking home from my friend's house at night, i sprint and pretend i'm in the show and a perp is chasing me...is that wierd?)
You have the "doink doink" as a ringtone. (actually, texting noise. but what's the difference?)
Your family never asks what you're going to watch on tv; they know it's SVU. (it's gotten to the point where it's not just my family. it's my neighbors, friends, relatives, and plenty of other people)
You freak out if you miss an episode, even if you've seen it a million times before. (fault was on the other night...AND I FRICKIN MISSED IT! $%#*!)
You know they just said something funny even though the other people in the living room have no idea they were being funny. (i started cracking up at one point in an episode when Olivia said something to Elliot and my friend was like "what the fuck?!")
You ask yourself "what would Munch do?"
You watch "The Love Guru" just because he says "Mariska Hargitay" in the movie. (i don't even watch the whole movie...just the clip that she's in)
You get mad when there is no SVU marathon. (which is usually very rare, thank god)
You start having conversations with yourself about whatever episode you're watching.
You think "Dani" is a bad four letter word.
You mistakenly call SUV's, SVU's.
You know the difference between the SVU and CI theme songs. ( i could tell SVU's theme song from anywhere)
Even small things, like the word "conspiraces" make you think of Munch.
You know what the phrases "Moredock has dolphin porn" and "Porter and the teddy bear filled with cocaine" mean.
You constantly wonder when Casey will return from her disbarrment. (this year!!! she's coming back soon!)
Something SVU related is mentioned and everyone looks at you. (yeah...i was in school and my teacher mentioned SVU and one of my friend's goes "Anna!")
When the perp asks a question you and Olivia/Elliot answer with the same answer at the same time.
You hum the theme song and your friends glare at you.
You watched the episode of Seinfield for the EXPRESS REASON that Mariska Hargitay was in it (for all of the two seconds, which you found quite dissapointing).
You have dreams that you are part of the show and are catching criminals.
You have dreams that you are Olivia/Elliot and are catching criminals.
These dreams have made you realize you want to work in the Special Victims Unit.
You seriously consider joining the police force after watching the show.
You rejoiced to the heavens for twenty full minutes when Dani Beck left the show.
You are thinking of naming your kids Elliot and Olivia, Casey and John, etc.
You know the characters' lines before they've said them.
Other crime shows put you to sleep. (CSI doesn't even stand a chance...)
You cried uncontrollably when Calvin was taken away from Olivia... and then rewound it to watch it again. (seriously i rewound that part at least seven times...the main reason? Cus Elliot held Olivia so she wouldn't follow Vivian)
When people complain that they want to watch something else, you grab the remote and growl at them menacingly, daring them to try to take it from you. (GET THE F* OFF MY REMOTE!!)
When your friends reach for the remote to change the show from SVU, you glare at them and threaten to bite their hand if they touch it.
When they try to take the remote, you bite their hand, fufilling your promise.
When they begin to yell at you for biting them, you turn back to the screen and complain that they are distracting you from your show and tell them to shut up. (a bup bup...SVU's on. shut up.)
YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE TO WARN OTHERS OF THEIR POSSIBLE SVU OBSESSION!
Only in America
1.Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
*For people who read/are reading my story "suprises'...this is the cast...*
Elliot: (of course)
Olivia: (once again...of course)
(okay for these pictures i know that Alexis and Mack are twins and they look nothing alike and i know that they're supposed to look like Olivia and i know that they don't. can we just pretend that they do...thanks. it was like seriously impossible to find pictures of one-year-olds that look like mariska hargitay...so please go with this. i was thinking of using her real son but he's too old, so i used these baby pictures instead. you gotta admit, these babies are ADORABLE :) anyway...back to my stories..oh and i know that maddy looks young, but who cares right?)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Makes You Think; (i got this poem off of becky'bubbles profile...its probably one of the best poems ever written )
For all the free people that still protest, you're welcome,
We are your fathers, brothers and sons,
We are the ones who fight and die.
So when you rally your group to complain,
We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear,
When the conflict is over and all is well...
R.I.P Those Men & Women who have fought & who have fallen for their country.
I'm pretty sure that this website is my life...
I got this off of SilvrBlade's profile. Everything underneath this is SilvrBlade's. I'm just borrowing it (if that's okay SilvrBlade :) ) All my favorite ones are in bold
Here are some funny things to think about...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
If silence is golden, is talking silver?
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. (because believe me, i am NOT normal...in ANY way XD)
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want you quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
A good friend will say, "If you fall, I'll help you up." A best friend will say, "If you fall, I'm going to laugh so hard."
A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!"
If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice?
I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect.
Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.
You remind me of my husband (boy who had a crush on me, actually) execpt you're not buried in the backyard.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. (i underlined AND italicized this one cus its one of my ULTIMATE favorites)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?
Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle.
The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.
Strange is only a matter of perspective.
When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
2 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.
"Dreams are like a podcast,
I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. No more to say for that.
People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"
"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (always and forever!)
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? kill me? hahaha...yeah surrreeee.
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
"Set sail in a general that way direction."
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”
“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork!"
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! (im sorry. finding nemo is like one of my MANY favorite movies :D)
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
-STRESS: a condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it.
-Never argue with a stupid person; first, they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience.
-Never be afraid to try something new; remember, amatures built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic!
-Be nice to nerds, chances are one day, you'll end up working for them.
-Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways.
-There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
-How is it that a careless match starts a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
-It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
-That which does not kill you, will probably try again.
-I'm not tense, I'm just terribly terribly alert.
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force.
-I like work, it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it forever.
-Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door!
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-If everything is going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
-Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is to make them when no one is looking.
-The only subsitute for bad manners is quick reflexes.
-SHIN: n. a device for finding furniture in the dark.
(thank you SilvrBlade!!)
THINGS I LEARNED FROM LAW AND ORDER: SVU
Partner's mean they'll always be there for each other
Blood type means I LOVE YOU
Divorce debates and arguements usually mean ones jealous... (Yes, Liv that means you)
Carrots are cute, especially on little Elliot Stabler (so adorable!)
Mariska Hargitay is an inspiration to abused victims (she is my hero)
Mariska and Chris are ADORABLE behind screen (TV Guide Interview... YOU HAVEN't SEEN IT?! *GASP* GO WATCH IT...NOW!)
Sharing a beachhouse with their families means there is HOPE for all E/O shippers
MEET ME IN THE CRIB means READ BETWEEN THE LINES
When dodging calls from the wife, it means that Elliot has other women on his mind (Liv, again, this means you)
Being accused of being a lesbian, means your married to the job... or in love with an unattainable man. (*coughOLIVIAcough*
Elliot Stabler has the hots for Benson... despite the fact "that's er, uh thats never gonna happen" (mhmm. alright Olivia. you just keep talking...)
Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay Quotes
-Christopher Meloni: (On Elliot and Olivia getting together in SVU) I doubt it seriously, but hey, stranger things have happened. I'd get it on with Benson. Sure, bring her on! I'm not afraid.
-Christopher Meloni: (on life) I believe in doing one's best not to fuck with others because it's just not nice to do. I've fallen short of that goal many times but it is always a philosophy that is with me.
-Christopher Meloni: (on 'SVU' co-star Ice-T) I love Ice - [he's a] great guy, very cool, funny and smart.
-Christopher Meloni: (on sexuality) I may be a sarcastic asshole at times but I think anybody who knows me would know sexual orientation is so irrelevant to me and the friends in my life. Also I think being in the "arts" I am surrounded by gay, bi etc., and most all have made their peace with who or what they are- it's a non issue.
-Christopher Meloni: (on Richard Gere who he worked with in 'Runaway Bride') He was so nice to me, and I'm not just blowing bubbles up your skirt. When shooting was over, he gave me a big hug and said, 'It was so nice working with you. You were an inspiration.' (runaway bride is one of my favorite movies)
Christopher Meloni: (on the similarities between Elliot Stabler and himself) Stabler and I are alike in that we're focused on our job and couldn't see doing anything else with our lives. He's a rock solid guy, with a great capacity for compassion, the ironic, and the absurd. He can relish the small triumphs when they come and doesn't allow the horrors of his job to infect him.
-Christopher Meloni: (on co star Marika Hargitay reaction to his Emmy nomination) She was funny, because she was the salty old veteran giving me loving advice. "See Chris, now this is the truth. You have been nominated, and that's the truth." Whenever I didn't get nominated, and everyone around me would be disappointed, I would say, "Look, I tell you truthfully, it's fine. Awards don't mean anything." But then once it happens... Mariska was kind of my Zen master. So I embraced it and accepted it and said, "Yes, it is the way."
-Christopher Meloni: (on doing comedy with 'SVU' co star Mariska Hargitay) Oh, I'd love that. People think, because of the roles we play, we're really serious. I assure you we are not!
-Christopher Meloni: (on going back to being Elliot Stabler after a break) I put the jacket on, strap the gun on the hip, and it's there. After nearly seven years, it's almost Pavlovian.
-Christopher Meloni: (on co-star Mariska Hargitay’s 2006 Emmy win): That’s my girl. She’s busy breastfeeding now, so she’s also glad she got a chance to show off her new breasts!
-Mariska Hargitay:(On what keeps her sane and well nourished on the set) Non-fattening dark chocolate fortified with all the vitamins and nutrients I need... I wish. Actually, its largely about staying away from the craft-services table and making sure there isn't a bag of chips in my hand when we're waiting to get our last shot at 1:00 a.m.
-Mariska Hargitay: (about Law and Order SVU) When you see a girl like me bustin' perps, there ain't no time to be pretty.
-Mariska Hargitay: (On what she would like see happen to Olivia Benson) I would love for Olivia to experience being a mom. She's such a compassionate, protective person. I always describe her as a lioness protecting other people, yet she's so sad and lonely and her whole life is her work.
-Mariska Hargitay: (When talking about the worst item in her wardrobe) My big pink bunny suit with feet. That is something that I love so much and I will not throw it away no matter what. My grandmother gave it to me. It is the cosiest, most comfortable thing. I wear it at Easter. I am not afraid to do the ears.
-Mariska Hargitay: (when talking about Law and Order SVU) I'm living every ten-year-old boy's fantasy. The other day, Chris and I had this big scene where we had to pull out our guns, and I was thinking, 'Here we are in New York City— a place where every actor wants to be— and we are literally playing cops and robbers. How great is that?'
-Mariska Hargitay: (When asked in a interview what her favorite episodes of SVU were) I love them all but I believe that my favorites are Birthright, Charisma, Weak, Rage and Intoxicated.
-Mariska Hargitay: (when asked what it was like to work with Chris Meloni) He is simply amazing. One of the most passionate, dedicated, talented actors I've ever worked with. He's a genius. And a hot one at that.
-Mariska Hargitay: I do on occasion slap handcuffs on unsuspecting pedestrians if that's what you mean. Seriously, though, I'm a girl who loves to laugh and Olivia never smiles. I'm also a bit of a chicken and she's a total superhero. There have been a few times when I've seen a problem or an accident on the street and I've sort of taken charge like she would. I guess it's Pavlovian. Putting that gun on in the morning definitely changes me. When I take the gun off, I'm usually done and I'm a big fan of a skirt and three inch heels.
-Mariska Hargitay: I am proud to be a role model for my viewers. I am finding out that helping victims is as or more rewarding the all the awards I wins.
-Mariska Hargitay: It's a life's journey of finding ourselves, finding our power, and living for yourself, not for everyone else.
-Mariska Hargitay: (about being a mother) This is what I was meant to do. You make sacrifices to become a mother, but you really find yourself and your soul.
I thought this would be fun to do, so here it goes...
Your Real Name: Anna
2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name ‘izzle’): Annizzle (yo)
3. Your Detective Name (favorite color favorite color animal): Saphire Horse (that sounds really stupid...)
4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name current street name): Maria Jefferson (that sounds so real!)
5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Fioaners (i guess that would be pronounced 'fee-oh-ah-ners'...)
6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color favorite drink): Purple Coke (wwooooww..that also sounds very stupid)
7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nomnsle (what the hell?!)
8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): Madeline
9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Louie (it was either that or 'Black Bridget'. Yes, our animals have human names...)
10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food): Orange Artichoke (umm...ew?)
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