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170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
In Care Of
by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 7,963 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Rousing Defense of the Oft Maligned Disobedience
by lionesseyes13 reviews
When Neal is assigned to write a punishment essay on disobedience for Lord Wyldon, this is what results. Written for the January Challenge at TPE.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Nealan, Wyldon - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits
by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 6,580 - Follows: 7,620 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks
by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Questions, Dishes, and Pathetic Life Forms
by Yesac reviews
Obi-Wan has never been very good at babysitting Qui-Gon's "pathetic life forms". Anakin is no exception. Incessant questioning, chaos, and a little big of snuggling ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Sometimes it seems her life went full circle. Or twenty facts about Luna Lovegood. Slight Supernatural crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last
by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Not So Muggleborn
by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/14/2010
Snape Teaches Vocabulary
by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror
by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8750 - Favs: 19,380 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cat Came Back
by Lord Puppetmon reviews
Young Argus Filch has lost everything when he is offered a job at the school that denied him for being a squib. He is unhappy with this turn of events... until he meets the school's Gamekeeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Argus F., Rubeus H. - Complete
Applied Defence Against Dark Arts
by Sly Hufrawgry reviews
Scorpius M. and Albus P. have to combine forces in order to fight off a dark curse. post-Epilogue, humorous, next generation fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Assignment
by BellatriaMusica reviews
Written for Healer Pomfrey's summer challenge. Something in Quirrell's classroom has been making people ill. Dumbledore makes Snape inform the youngest students. Snape gives one of them more than she bargained for. Set after Philosopher's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club
by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.] [Sirius B., Ranka/Ryōji F.] - Complete
Finding a Home
by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", "Sharing a Family", and "Saving a Friend". This is the last one! Deals with where Harry will spend the summer. Mostly Harry/Snape with some Draco. Mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Christmas I Stole His Kiss
by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Luna’s quest to steal Harry’s Christmas Kiss finally pays off in a way only she could pull off. A short one-shot following my story ‘The Christmas I Loaned My Sons,’ although it can sort of stand alone. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
The Owl's Daughter
by Foxieglove reviews
While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman
by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by Nenena reviews
It's tough being an apprentice angel, especially when your teacher doesn't understand you, a demon keeps showing up to harass you, and you're not naturally talented with thirteendimensional calculus. Repost of a fanfic originally written in 2003.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Little Red Lolita
by Sword of the Shadow reviews
Dolly knew that she was a bad little girl. She knew that she had earned everything that had happened. And she knew that she deserved to be punished. A sympathetic look at Hogwarts' most hated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Dolores U., Cormac M. - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance
by harrystrulove reviews
Have you ever loved someone, but had virtually no chance with him? All Myrtle has ever wanted was for Harry to love her as much as she loves him. Now, thanks to an unexpected friendship and a little magic, her dreams just might come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Harry P., Myrtle - Complete
by cecelle reviews
His steps slow down as he approaches the castle. He doesn’t like coming here, not really, but she is always so happy when he does…. A short vignette about a minor character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Myrtle - Complete
by unlikely2 reviews
A twisting tale of Hermione's attempt to write the definitive work on 'The Voldemort Wars', Luna, her husband Neville and her husband's familiar Selene previously known as Nagini.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
In the Quiet Time
by The Treacle Tart reviews
I think we are all who we are supposed to be, be it a war hero or a herbologist. We all have our place and our purpose. It doesn't matter that Voldemort chose you or not you are Harry Potter and you would always be Harry Potter. NevilleHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Knight in Business Casual
by Jessie3 reviews
Mason is scared of the dark [sort of]. George isn’t scared of anything [sort of]. MasonGeorge friendship mostly, leading to more.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2005
Jumping to Conclusions
by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Defeater of Grindelwald, and overall genius, discovers Harry Potter fanfiction. And believes it. Chaos ensues. This is a parody fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Albus D.
People Sirius Loves
by Marauder reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
93 Diagon Alley
by Dzeytoun reviews
Welcome to Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Please examine the merchandise. Everything is perfectly saf...WHOOPS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2004 - George W.
The Snowball Fic
by dissolvablelabels reviews
Takes place after book 4 with references to book 1. An itty bitty humor ficlet. Won't take you but a minute. It's funny. Really. Voldemort makes out his list of who to kill and in what order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Voldemort, George W.
Letters and Papers from Prison
by Minisinoo reviews
A young woman’s visit, figurative and literal, with a man in a plastic prison. Serious subject matter. Rogue ensemble, movieverse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2001 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete