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Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Konichiwa! Ni hao! Shalom! Aloha! It's-a me, Mario! XD jklol

The very first thing you should know upon visiting this profile is that it's a safe place. Please feel free to send me a PM if you need someone to talk to. I'll try to help as best I can.

I will now tell you some schtuff about me.

First off, I AM THE ACTUAL AUTHOR OF "The Waiting Game". IBxo8 is one of my bestest friends, and I used her account to upload my story. Thanks for reading and reviewing it while it still existed on :)

Once upon a time, in the wonderful world of ninth grade, I posted two M-rated stories. Now they are no longer. So if you're upset about that, suck it up. I've promised myself that if sexual thoughts inspire me to write, I'm never again going to post. If I'm going to be a Christian writer, I have to keep my thoughts on private subjects to myself and not share with the internet. And in general, reading M stuff is a huge pitfall for me, so I do my best to stay away from fiction that's nsfw.

My username is YesNoMaybeIdk cuz I can be SO FREAKING INDECISIVE. XD

Story behind it: During a therapy session, my therapist asked me if I think I'm indecisive. My exact response: "Um yeah I guess. Well . . . actually no. No . . . wait . . . maybe . . . um. I don't know." I'd say that answers that question XD

I have a type of OCD that causes a certain thought to circulate over and over until it drives me nuts. It can cause extreme anxiety, but mostly my OCD causes me to be a perfectionist, especially in school. I was diagnosed when I was twelve. I had to be hospitalized before I was diagnosed. I am currently attending therapy sessions. But I'm still the Portal/Mario obsessed, music-loving, crazy, random, question of a person as I've always been!

I am a Risembool Ranger -- that is, a member of the fanclub dedicated to Vic Mignogna* and his English dub roles in anime -- and am nearing the anniversary of my join date! Here's to another year of friendly mods, awesome fanart, and of course, Vic! :)

In case you have heard or read stories about Vic that cast him in a negative light -- especially ones that claim he's homophobic, rude, or pushy -- I encourage you to watch "Rumors with Vic Mignogna" and "Vic's Inspirational Message" on YouTube. If those alone don't convince you that he is decidedly not any of the aforementioned adjectives, I don't know what will.

Stereotypes. Hate 'em. This is the section where I will tell you what I am and what you should not think about me.



You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 3


Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Kinda have to if I believe that Jesus conquered DEATH; I'm going to Heaven when I DIE; all stuff like that.)
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2


You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes

Total : 1


You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 7


You cut yourself over depression. (Only once. Just once. I was really stressed out. It was like the one time the compulsive part of OCD told me to do something. And I did.)
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence.
You cry easily.

You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem/song
You think emo chicks/guys are hot -
Total: 6


You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot. (I try my best not to. My obsessive-compulsive brain, on the other hand, is an absolute sailor, so my intrusive thoughts frequently contain words of the four-letter variety.)

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.
Total : 2


You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere. (I'm not ALLOWED to walk anywhere alone XD)

You wear slip-on shoes. (I tie the laces and forget about them.)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic!
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been dyed more than 1 color
Total: 3


You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 0


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Learned that Prozac is actually an antidepressant in AP Psych :P)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w*.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big D*.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I like STRING ORCHESTRA, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f* them all.


I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*. (Just enough boobage for my petite body. Yes, I am a very tiny girl :P)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly . . . or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be f* up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.


I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Well I TRY.)

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.


Yes I partially censored the cuss words. Go nuts.

God has rules for marriage. I didn't make them, but I must follow them. He's kind of entitled to make the rules. He's God, after all. He does NOT, I repeat, NOT hate gays. It's people on earth that have issues with gays. Never mind those verses about "therefore I abhorred them" or whatever. Please read those passages in context before you cite verses like that. In any case, we should make it a point to eliminate the God-hates-gays stereotype. Every time we vilify those who profess homosexuality, we've judged hypocritically, and we give God a bad image. Don't "hate the sin, love the sinner." Let God handle the sin. Just love the sinner. Doesn't mean sin isn't wrong, and we definitely need to turn away from it. But we really need to stop judging people based on what they've done. There is no condemnation in Christ. People are more than the choices that they make, the problems they create, the sum of their past mistakes, because Jesus's blood can cover all of our sin. ALL of it. So all we can do for those who aren't straight is pray for them. That's it. God is the only one who can change people on the inside.

100 Questions

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Cat scratched the right side of my left leg when I was six

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Walls are light blue and ceiling is white.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I mostly drool. But I have talked in my sleep.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anime music, video game OSTs, Christian, pop, sad songs




8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Bible, laptop, mp3, iPhone


10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yeah. In department stores. Kinda weird cuz I love shopping.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes and no. Depends on the stimulus. *glares at smoke alarm even though it doesn't work*



14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brown in both categories, I guess.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Hey, I just wanna get proposed to! I don't care where it happens!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee. Hazelnut with cream and shugah.





23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Don't think so.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Doesn't really matter.


27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Five cats, one foster cat, and bunch of koi


29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Say it outright with a hug and kiss (if the person is male or my mommy and daddy)





34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Unfortunately not.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Only God knows how many.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope. Don't plan to.

37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting two girls from church. I have officially mastered the art of the time-out.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah some.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Eating dinner and watching sitcoms.



43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I gOt ThEm OfF!1!1!1 On VaLeNtInEs DaY 2011!1! :DDDD

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Birthday already passed and I got a lot of awesome gifts :)

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two or three :)



49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Garnier :) Makes my hair all shiiinnnyyyy . . .


51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham. It's epic. Turkey's next. Then chicken.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I freak out easily and I pick at my lips.



56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not as much as the heart.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I talk to my parents and friends

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The realm of my thoughts.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie dolls and baby dolls


62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Not for long!




Christian, smart, likes kids, likes cats, nerdy, and sensitive. Also feminist. And moderately liberal.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? EpoH, Hopie, Ladybug, Miss Mu


68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Nickelodeon but it's becoming a bit suckish.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Not for you to know???

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I'll settle for pretty much anything as long as it's not fruit sherbet or too sweet.




74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? If, by 'you,' you mean a character in Mario Kart, then 150 mph.


76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The air conditioner and my mother typing.


78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? With my voice, my mom. By text, mah friendsss.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Appearance, really (doesn't everybody?)


Love the Way You Lie

Slipped Away

When You're Gone

Keep Holding on

I Will Be

The Reason


On Your Shore

Skinny Love


Exile Vilify

Wish You Were Here



Savin' Me

Harold's Song

Dancing with Tears in My Eyes

Son of God


Set Fire to the Rain

And a whole bunch of others.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Improper use of your/you're and other stupid grammar mistakes




86. EYE COLOR? Hazel. Neither brown nor green is dominant. (Incomplete dominance FTW!!! . . . As long as it's not in a Punnet Square problem)




92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day of school

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The viola and piano.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Moderate democrat




98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't drive yet.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Not really reading anything right now.


Currently head over heels for anime voice actors (especially Vic Mignogna) and anime boys. I don't have any real-life males my age that I like at the moment. Total number of boyfriends stands at two. Still a virgin and plan to remain one until I'm married. Only been kissed by one guy. That enough for ya? Good. Cuz I'm not writing any more about this.

Mah Faaaave Quotes:


"See ya later, Bran Flakes! What a nice cereal box."Old guy, As Seen on TV

"What doesn't kill you . . . usually succeeds in the second attempt."Mr. Krabs

"You had it set to M for Mini, but it should be set to W for Wumbo! I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me, wumbo . . . wumbo-wing, we have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology! The study of WUMBO! It's first grade, SpongeBob!"Patrick

"So you mean they're taking what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking are thoughts we think we thought? I think?"Patrick, Sandy's Rocket

"The best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly."SpongeBob, The Secret Box (wow, a secret box and an idiot box. Is there a secret idiot box??? Hmmmm . . .)

"I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT TO REST!! ALL I WANT ARE THOSE CHORES DONE! Now, did you clean the back room yet?"Squidward

"*sings in C after middle C* I'm suure you aarree! *stops singing* How's that?"SpongeBob

"We have a tape recorder box!"Patrick, Idiot Box (my mom's absolute favorite episode!)


"IT WAS YOU!!! YOU RATTED ME OUT!!!"Sokka to Momo on Avatar: The Last Airbender

"FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! MUSHY, GIANT FRIEND!!!!"Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!!"Sokka, AGAIN

"Baby, you're my forever girl."Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender


"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"Fawful

"Ouch, hotness! It is the overheat!"Fawful

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"Fawful

"Beef? I am beefless. Fawful is lacking in beef."

"Yes. Moustache."

"HEY YOU!!! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!"Mario, Hotel Mario

"You know what they say: 'All toasters toast toast.'"Mario, Hotel Mario. Yes, you're right. Of course, they (whoever they are) would have to be stupid enough to put TOASTED bread in the TOASTER!!! *face palm

"Thanks to you two, I can safely DIE!"Peach on Hotel Mario. This was in a You Tube poop called "Zelda CD-I: Hey you! You must die!!" Ganondorf's "DIE" in the "you must die" quote on the computer game is inserted at random times.


"Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly losing your mind."Kevin, 27 dresses

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was about a sandwich."Katherine Heigl, 27 Dresses

"Oh, they have the Internet on the computer now!"Homer Simpson

"What's going on here? What's going on here?!"Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy

"I don't get it."Tom Hanks, playing Josh Baskin, Big

"What do you call these things with leaves on 'em? . . . You can just shout it on out! . . . OH! TREES!"Vinny, My Cousin Vinny



"The Enrichment Center reminds you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."

"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

"What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you - which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on . . . that's you?! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND. You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?"

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

"You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here."

"You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture-Science-Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-it-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing you've ever - whoa, whooaa, whoooaaa, WHOOOAAA."

"Remember when the platform was sliding ino the fire pit, and I said, 'Goodbye!' and you were like, 'NO WAY. And then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' That was great!"

"We will stop enhancing the truth in three...two...-bzzzt!-"

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck."

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."

"What are you doing?! Stop it! I-I-I-Iiiiiiiiiiiiii . . . We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very . . . very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honour of your tremendous success. Place the Device on the ground, and lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A Party Associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party."

"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, BUT THEY CUT IT ANYWAY. THERE IS STILL SOME LEFT, THOUGH, IF YOU HURRY BACK." (Only reason for the caps is because GLaDOS's voice echoed in that part :3)

"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous." (I agree! XDD)

"Again, these are Science Collaboration Points, which should not be confused with points received in other compositions such as Who Gets to Live at the End and Who Doesn't -- I mean basketball."

"Here are your test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

"I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess sharks? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."

"Oh, hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [Clap. Clap. Clap.] Oh, good. My Slow-Clap Processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

"He's not just a moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [Clap. Clap.] Good, that's still working."


"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

"Aah! Well, this is the part where he kills us."

"BIRD! BIRD! Kill it! It's evil!! . . . It flew off. Good. For him."

"Oh. It's you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME? [Sigh.] Okay, look. We both said a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. (You monster.)"

"This . . . sentence . . . is . . . FALSE! Don'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutit . . ."


"AAGH! You look terr - terribly good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest."

"It's not out of the question that you may have a very minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE."

"Good news, that's NOT a docking station."

"If anyone asks - and no one's going to ask, probably - but if anyone asks, tell them the last time you checked, everyone was pretty much alive."

"They told me I am to never, never, ever disengage myself from this management rail, or I would die."

"Hello! . . . You know her? . . . Oh, I think she likes you. . . . YOU DID WHAT?!"

"Okay, I've got an idea, but it's bloody dangerous. Here we go. . . . AAGH! Oh, I forgot. They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they don't want me to use it! It's pointless. Mad!"

"I know, Jerry. No I'm on a break, mate, on a break. (To Chell) Just hang in there for five more--OW! (To Jerry) What, Jerry, you can't fire me for that. Yes, Jerry, OR maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size! Thanks for the hate crime, Jer. See you in court, mate."

"A flat bit. . . . SO if anyone asks, 'Is there a flat bit?' Yes. There is."

"[SMASH of glass wall] There. Hacked."

"What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? I'll tell ya what: it's holding everything up."

"Let there be light. That's . . . God. I was quoting God."


"Alright, preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit: begin! 'Ello Guv. Neurotoxin inspector. Need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's me credentials; shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of neurotoxin, uh, observers, from the United Arab Emirates."

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"

"Well, well, well. Welcome. TO MY LAIR. Lemme just flag something up: according to the control panel right up there, the entire facility is going to self-destruct in about six minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the light; I think the light's on the blink. But just to be sure, I am going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier."

"Four-part Plan is this: 1) No portal surfaces. 2) Start the neurotoxin immediately. 3) Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly onto number four: Bombs. For throwing at you."

"Oh, I see. Clever. Very clever. AND FOOLISH! No way out. You're at my mercy, and I don't have any. You're at my nothing."

"Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!! . . . Stay STILL, please!"


"I'm not short, I'M FUN-SIZED!!!"IBxo8. Also Vic Mignogna speaking as Edward Elric for a fan.

"What if God petted a cat while He was here on earth? Just for the heck of it?"Me

"Don't question the cat."Mah other bestest fwiend

"I just got pwned! . . . I don't know how!"Me. Basically the statement of the seventh grade year XD I spat that out in the middle of Language Arts class . . . LOUDLY . . .

"If math=hell, then, in hell, while people are burning up, they will be completing triangle congruency proofs. In heaven, since all things are possible with God, there will be skew planes and the ability to divide by zero."Me. Response to a friend's text. Poor guy had to do extra homework cuz of a band rehearsal. :( But he said that was the most win thing he's ever heard me say! :DD

"You teach us how to add apples and using that knowledge, expect us to calculate the mass of the sun!" A good friend, commenting on the disparity between the difficulty of practice problems and the (seemingly-and-in-fact-usually much higher) difficulty of problems on our unit tests in AP Chem.

Now for some copy&pastes (NOTE: don't copy and paste my thoughts, which are in normal print):

If you firmly believe in Jesus Christ and believe that he saved you with His blood, and aren't afraid to say it, copy this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE, it is weird. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

Well hey I argue with myself tons of times. I talk to myself just about every minute anyway. I think it's possible to lose an argument with yourself if you're just too darn lost to make sense of anything. That's when you need to go argue with someone else about why you can't argue with yourself. If you lose THAT argument, that's when things get weird.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

That is, if I have enough time to . . .

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

We prefer the term 'intellectual badass.'

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Christianity and science can actually work in harmony, well, you know what to do with this statement.

If you have a love/hate relationship with your computer copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to his/her secret collection of secrets (secretly), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever called your best friend (or even your teacher) Mom or Dad by mistake, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever mistakenly said 'sex' when you were going to say success, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have taken the hell known as geometry, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Originally Created By Cloud Dreamer Girl.

Edited by TNFG and Cloud Dreamer Girl.

1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle. (You're kidding me, right?)

2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square.

3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy.

4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep.

5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad.

6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L.

7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.

8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly.

9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom.

10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon.

11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa.

12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio. (Metaphor contests are still allowed and answers can be given in soliloquies.)

13. I will not tell Fawful I know where the Dark Star is.

14. I will not tell Fawful that the Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.

15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing the Dark Star is underneath his hat.

16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting.

17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.

18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.

19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.

20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse.

21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls. (*Clicks Tab button*)

22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.

23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow

24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.

25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.

26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario. (Funny how Pennington is the only character in any RPG that actually remembers Luigi's name. But I bet Luigi's pretty ticked that Pennington only remembers his name while looking at Mario.)

27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.

28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.

29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.

30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes. (Aw c'mon. They were at least better than SMSS.)

31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie. (OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GRAMBI NO.)

32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve.

33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.

34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.

35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.

36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest. (...When I play the game I get lost in a phase. Then I find out I'M STUCK IN GENO'S MAZE!!!)

37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off.'

38. I will not record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off.' (BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DO THEM!!!)

39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.

40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high.' (Please refer to rule #20.)

41. I will not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.

42. I will not put their reactions on YouTube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.

44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.

45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing. (IT WAS ONE TIME.)

46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army. (HOLY SHOOT NO!!!)

47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form.

48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.

49. Do not feed the fangirls. (That includes me. :D)

50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.

51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth. (Um...I'm pretty sure that would hurt a bit...)

52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopalings' wands.

53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone.

Now for choosing some of my favorite characters, including my OCs. Since I can't come up with the questions, I will C&P questions from other peeps' profiles.


1. Mario

2. Peach

3. Luigi

4. Daisy

5. Yoshi

6. Toad

7. Bowser

8. Katara

9. Aang

10. Sokka

11. Zuko

12. Marissa Hailey Claire Mario (my fabulotastic OC!!! :) she's Mario's and Peach's daughter. )

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

Uhhh no. Gross. Besides, Zuko would just blow up at Toad and fry him to death.

2) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah once I scrolled over some Avatar fics . . . meh.

3) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ew to the ew power. I listened to Mario Kart Love Song on YouTube. Gross.

4) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Uhhh no. Never heard of it and never want to. XC

5) Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Well Daisy would since Marissa's her niece. Idk about Aang.

6) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Mario and Bowser are in a happy relationship (aaaaaagh EYE BURN! I read a fic about this once!) until Aang runs off with Daisy (HAHAHAHAHA ewwwww!! XD). Mario, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Zuko (ROFL!!!! But also GROSS TO THE BILLIONTH GROSS POWER) and a brief unhappy affair with Marissa (HIS OWN DAUGHTER? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING MARIO??? And Marissa, what made you have incest with your DAD??! Gasp the entire future of the MK is at stake!!!), then follows the wise advice of Yoshi and finds true love with Luigi. (I think Mario needs to question his sexuality at this point XDDDDD)

7) How would you feel if eleven died?

If he died, then there'd be no coolness to Avatar!!! :((((

8) Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

If, by pair, you mean cool friends and stuff, then neither pair is disturbing. But, if you mean couple, definitely 1/7. Nuff said.

9) What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?


10) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

He wouldn't get to use one cuz Mario would sock the living boomerang out of him for even trying. After all, Peach IS his wife. In MY world.

11) Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Sokka x Marissa. Definitely. Attack of the crossover character and the OC!!! FTW!!

12) Do you think Four is hot? If so, how hot?

Change Daisy, the original four, to Yoshi, and I think he's totally sexy!!! (XDDD not really cuz Yoshi's just cute in his Yoshi-riffic way)

13) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?


14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

All About Us by tatu. It totally fits what she and Aang go through.

15) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Well he would just kidnap them both (WITH THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!), then try to erase the scarring mental images out of his head while he waits for Mario to rescue them. (Again, what is with the royalty incest thing??? SOOOO FREAKIN GROSS)

Portal Questions (Note all AIs used are in their human forms.)



2. Wheatley


4. Rattmann

5. Cave

6. Caroline

7. Fact

8. Rick

9. Space

10. Morality

What would happen if number 1(Chell) woke you up in the middle of the night?

"It's okay, Chell. You're not in the Enrichment Center anymore. Here, I'll go get your medicine."

Number 3(GLaDOS) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"As an omnipotent AI I'm pretty sure you know what humans look like naked. So please: GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM."

Number 4(Rattmann) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Space) tomorrow?


Number 5(Cave) cooked you dinner?

Me: "Oooh did you use lemon sauce in this?"


Number 6(Caroline) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"*lightly taps on shoulder* Ummm Caro? Cave's over there."

Number 7(Fact) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

O_O I . . . there are no words.

Number 8(Rick) got into the hospital somehow?

"What did I tell you about mountain climbing when there are no mountains anywhere near here!!!?!?!"

"Adventure ALWAYS has risks, pretty lady."


Number 9(Space) made fun of your friends?

"Space. Hon. Just cuz they don't like space as much as you do does NOT mean you get to tell them to burn up in the sun. In space."

Number 10(Morality) ignored you all the time?

Well she doesn't speak much anyway. I probably wouldn't have noticed her ignoring me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Chell) do?

Pack me up in her companion cube and hide me in Aperture :D

You're on a vacation with 2(Wheatley) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

"Sorry! Sorry sorry sorry! Didn't mean to trip you with the -- that was the limbo beam? I thought we were playing lightsabers!"

It's your birthday. What does 3(GLaDOS) get you?

A companion cube. But then she incinerates it.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Rattmann) do?

Gets me on his back and asks the cube where the exit is.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Cave) do?

Announce what I'm doing over the intercom, then laugh hysterically.

You're about to marry number 10(Morality). What's 1(Chell)'s reaction:

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Fact) cheer you up?

"The likelihood of you finding a new significant other is less than --"


You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Space) support you?

He'd promise that no matter what happens, he'd take me to space afterward :)

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Morality) do?

Lecture me about how continuous hysterical laughter is unbecoming on a young lady.

Number 1(Chell) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

To be quite honest . . . well it all started one night . . .

Number 2(Wheatley) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Space)

Umm Wheats? Your girlfriend is not going to like this. I mean I know you two were in space for GLaDOS-knows-how-long, and I understand it gets lonely, but all he talks about is space and you talk about everything else so it's not exactly compatible.

You're dating 3(GLaDOS) and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?

Me? Date GLaDOS? What kind of paradox is this? Wait . . . paradox . . . *evil grin*


Will number 5(Cave) and 6(Caroline) ever kiss?

I hope to science they do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 6(Caroline) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Try to console Cave XP

Could 1(Chell) and 6(Caroline) be soul mates?

ChellDOS fans seem to think so.

You had a haircut and 7(Fact) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Lol he's probably trying to come up with a pickup line but is remembering the percentage of success that pickup lines usually carry. Aw. I think he just gave up.

Number 8(Rick) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Aww come on. You're quite the looker. Just promise me that you won't tell them you have a black belt in bedroom on the first date."

Number 9(Space) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

:'( Sorry buddy. I would except I like you only as a little crazy child.

You spot 10(Morality) kissing 1(Chell). How do you react?

Well judging by Chell's shocked face I'd say little miss angel Morality got into the sherry again. It's okay dear. We'll get you some help.

1(Chell) accidentally kicked 10(Morality)

Look I mean I know it's weird she kissed you but really, Chell, hon? No violence needed.

You notice that 3(GLaDOS) and 4(Rattmann) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I assume she is holding him captive for some reason.

Number 4(Rattmann) is bored and pokes 10(Morality). What happens after that?

She lectures him on how it is not proper to touch a lady without her permission, no matter how mentally deranged the person doing the touching is.

2(Wheatley) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Space) got it. What would happen?

He'd probably forward it to GLaDOS out of confusion. Then GLaDdy would use it as blackmail against Chell and Wheatley.

6(Caroline) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday.

Oh I'm getting the combustible lemons for this one . . . Heh take it easy, Caro, it was a complete accident . . .

The Guide to Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity as a Test Subject

AKA: The Guide to Being a Very Annoying Test Subject

Basic Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.

2. Wave enthusiastically at every camera you see.

3. Jump up and down on the buttons.

4. Randomly burst out laughing in the middle of a test.

5. Laugh hysterically at almost everything GLaDOS says.

6. Whenever you see something shiny, thoroughly investigate it for at least 10 minutes.

7. Stare blankly into space for a little while, then jerk like you just came back to reality and politely ask GLaDOS to repeat what she just said… even if she didn’t say anything.

8. End almost all of your sentences with “in accordance to science.”

9. Dodge roll to avoid turrets.

10. If GLaDOS ever asks you why you are doing any of these things, reply in a very childish voice, “Because it’s fuuuun!”

Secondary Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever you see one of the smaller buttons that are on a pedestal, turn you back to whatever it activates and repeatedly press it saying, “It’s not working!!”

2. Randomly burst into song while testing – songs that are completely random or Disney songs are recommended.

3. Whenever you are soaring through the air, like with faith plates or flinging, do flips. If you are uncomfortable with flipping, strike superhero poses.

4. Strike superhero poses or run in slow motion whenever you are in an excursion funnel.

5. Salute the cameras and refer to GLaDOS as ‘comrade’ in a very serious tone. (COMMUNIST GLADOS. OMG. SO MUCH WIN.)

6. Randomly start dancing, preferably in front of a camera (this works best if you have a testing partner).

7. Ask GLaDOS what gender she is. During her long explanation, nod and look serious. After she’s done, laugh hysterically.

8. Repeatedly ask GLaDOS where the bathroom is. Explain that you do not have to go to the bathroom (unless you do have to go, that is), but think that its location is crucial to your mission.

9. Randomly speak in different accents.

10. Whenever GLaDOS orders you to do something, salute and say “Yes, sir!” and march while you do it.

Tertiary Level of Insanity:

1. About the bathroom one in the previous level: Keep doing that, but explain that you want to know where the bathroom is so you can hunt the kraken.

2. Whenever possible, stand beside a turret, just out of its line of sight, and try to have a civil conversation with it.

3. Whenever possible, instead of killing it, put a turret’s face against the wall, pat it and say, “Be a good turret, now!” (do this after #2)

4. If you obtain a companion cube, look at it seriously and say, “I shall call him Cubie and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Cubie.” (YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!)

5. Complain about the way the regular cubes treat you.

6. Go through an entire test chamber in slow motion. After that chamber is completed, proceed normally like nothing happened.

7. Strike a random pose in front of a camera and stay as still as possible for as long as you can.

8. Tell GLaDOS that you’re fairly certain you got here by falling down a rabbit hole.

9. Give everything completely random and unfitting nicknames (for example, start calling cubes ‘magic school buses’ or something) and call them these things out loud.

10. And now, the absolutely most insane way to be healthily insane: Escape from the testing track and go straight to the Central AI Chamber. Once you’re there, look at GLaDOS very seriously and say, “Just so you know, a test subject escaped.” If possible, leave the chamber and return to the testing track. Keep testing like nothing happened.

Note: Remember that when you reach a level of insanity, you do everything in that level as well as everything in the previous levels. You probably already figured this out, but…

(Now to do all these in Walmart. Step One: Say "Yes, Sir, Mister Johnson!" to every male voice over the intercom and giggle "Goodbye, Caroline!" to every female voice. . . .)

About OTPs:

Basically the general rule is if it's canon, I ship it. In terms of non-canon couples, my ships are based on matters of personal preference. You can assume that if it's a couple that's so canon except for the fact that it isn't, I probably ship it (RoyAi and Chelley are major examples of this). I don't ship yaoi or yuri couples.

Alternate way to find out what I ship: Look at my Favorites list! :)

About my stories:

Yeah . . . so don't kill me but I don't plan on continuing any of the stories I've started. Really the only reason my profile still exists is because I'm following a bunch of different stories and because I have a few people on here with whom I communicate semi-regularly via PM.

Don't think I'm happy to tell you guys all this. I'm not. I just decided that I don't want to give anybody false hope anymore.

*Cue sad music*


The fact that I own none of the Mario characters or characters from any other fandom should be painfully obvious. My original characters are, in fact, mine, however. They're my babies. So don't steal them.

There's a monster at the end of this profile! D:

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The Opened Watch by T-phon reviews
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First Timers by Alja reviews
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An inner side to Kyoya Ootori's hard struggles with himself and his father's pressures. It's a different take as to what his notebook is used for and gives him an almost more understandable approach.
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The Cousin, and the Old Friend by Preacherman1888 reviews
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Due Date by Koutonori reviews
Years have passed since the Promised Day, and the brothers are back from their trips to the East and West. Ed and Winry make good on their promise at the train station, are now married and have been for six months. Life has gone on normally, but when Winry thinks she's pregnant, she knows a whole different life style is coming for them. Ed and Winry's life as soon to be parents.c:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Of Pumpkins and Opera Glasses by the raccoon goon reviews
After a fateful call from Éclair, Tamaki may have to sacrifice his beloved Host Club family for another.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Tamaki S., Eclair T.
Roy's Mistake by NarutoRox reviews
Long after Roy's dream of becoming Fuhrer is realized, he tells the story of his biggest mistake: Namely, how he handled his relationship with his precious Riza Hawkeye. *Spoilers for the end of the manga and/or Brotherhood anime* One shot. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Elysia H., OC - Complete
Target Acquired by renegaderedacted reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,627 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
First Anniversary by HaruhiFujiokaTamakiSuoh reviews
Today was my one year anniversary with Tamaki. I had no clue what to get him. We'd been dating for exactly one year now. We knew everything about each other. (Rated T to be safe, but could probably be rated K , but I'm too lazy and dumb hahaha XD) (One-shot, TamaHaru)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Of Fire and Flowers by MeikoSakine reviews
-COMPLETE- "I value your life over mine ten-fold, Roy Mustang." Riza said, standing up slowly. "Because I love you, and that's what you do when you're in love; you protect one another, no matter what."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Perfection is How You Percieve It by ShadowPhantom14 reviews
Faced with the confusion of human holidays when Chell explains Christmas, Wheatley realizes that even if he doesn't understand it all he gets the part about exchanging gifts. Chell deserves nothing less than the best for hers. The only problem now is... What will she like?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
Aperture Insurance by Aorta Heartless reviews
Inspired by Farmer's Insurance's Professor Blake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
He Never Really Left by madotsucky reviews
What will happen when her worst enemy shows up, just like nothing ever happened? (Android!Wheatley AU)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
You Made It by Fauxhound reviews
Some people are stronger than others. Chell is the strongest person Wheatley had ever met. But everyone has their breaking point sometime- Chell had hers only once, and Wheatley was there to help her through it. Mute!Chell, Android!Wheatley. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Turns by BabyCharmander reviews
Just a few more turns, and maybe he'd see the lady again, somehow.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Wilting Roses by MyBlueBird reviews
Tamaki has started getting sick as of late. It worries the host club greatly, and little do they know his illness with change all there lives forever. HaruhixTamaki, Rated T for language. Disclaimer- I do not own OHSHC in any way, shape, or form.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Tamaki S., Haruhi F.]
Step by Step by Telepathapprentice reviews
Yet another "post-Portal" fanfiction. Chell is ready to head back to human civilization, but with Wheatley accompanying her in a fully human body, she doesn't know how he'll react to...other humans. Very very post-Combine occupation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
How Much Do You Love Her? by Melanie-Says reviews
Tamaki loves Haruhi, Haruhi loves Tamaki, but Ranka doesn't approve of their engagement. In an effort to humiliate Tamaki more than prove anything, Ranka proposes a challenge to see if he's worthy enough to marry his only precious daughter, which idiotic Tamaki accepts. Poor Tamaki and Haruhi, will they hear the wedding bells ring? Or will they have to take no for an answer?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] Ranka/Ryōji F. - Complete
Welcome to Mario World by klutz1422 reviews
Ever wonder how Mario and Luigi went from Brooklyn to the Mushroom Kingdom? Well for Luigi it wasn't easy as it involved being struck by lightning and rapidly sucked through a drainpipe. If that isn't bad enough, he has to deal with his girlfriend's curious nature and his long lost twin brother. It's time to turn this high school zero to world hero.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,168 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Luigi, Daisy
The Hobby by Ridel reviews
It was just a flue. A simple flue. How could something so small and mundane kill her? 15 years Post P2, Slightly corrupted Android!Wheatley AU.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
All I Ever Need by renegaderedacted reviews
The only cure for a nightmare is someone to hold. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
I Loved You First by IoanNemos reviews
"Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry ... we took care of that too." ::: Human!Wheatley x Chell, song-inspired drabbles. Warning: character death.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Her Precious Moon by October Revolution reviews
Caroline, at Cave's graveside on the night of his burial, finally allows herself to mourn. A one-shot inspired by Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Later by valakaite reviews
A writing request on tumblr for "chelley keeses"
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Bicker by Emzilla97 reviews
Prompt: Wheatley spills water on GLaDOS's important files. She is NOT happy. One-Shot!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
I'll See You on the Dark Side of the Moon by renegaderedacted reviews
He'd change the way things had happened if he could. Instead, all he has is the blackness of space and a few memories for company—and no way of knowing if the lady is still alive or not. He doesn't even know how much longer he can survive. Hinted Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Maybe, I Don't Want To Be Your Daddy Anymore by A.Eelif reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi are going on a date. I can't believe this is happening. Quick, pinch me!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Name Calling by MangoGrape reviews
Wheatley discovers preschool is not always a very fun place.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Not My Cup of Tea by MangoGrape reviews
Wheatley insists he's brave enough to watch a scary movie.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Another Mishap by Dexxie reviews
Wheatley and Chell are in love and on their two-year anniversary, Wheatley does his best to make things perfect for the day. Unfortunately for him, things don't always go the way they plan...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Kiss Away the Tears by T13Doll reviews
However, no matter how dark every dream had been, Chell specifically remembered that she was still alive in the end of each one. She might've been injured, hurt or dying. Sometimes even he was injured, dying or possibly even dead. But she was still alive in the end of each one. Prompt 19 Tears from the 100 Theme Challenge.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Momma's Little Marshmallows by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS gets emotional sending her little marshmallows off to their first day of kindergarten. WARNING: Contains Mr Chubby Beak in a beret. Don't laugh. He's delicate like that.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - GLaDOS
A tribute to Chelley by kt2209 reviews
This is my tribute to the adorable WheatleyXChell Takes place after the events of Portal 2! Since so many people enjoyed it, I have chosen to continue my work! You know the rest Read, Rate, Review! If you have any ideas, tell me, I would love to hear! STORY COMPLETE. IF YOU WANT MORE IT MAY TAKE A WHILE, REVIEW IF YOU DO!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Good For the Soul by ClosetFMAfan reviews
It started as a small crush, but lasted across deserts, countries, snow covered mountians, and even Truth itself. Interconnected AlMei oneshot collection
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 129,121 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
Broken by envysnest reviews
An injury and a return to hell. This is a story about trust. The sequel to "Innocent," AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Drive By by Faerendipitous reviews
Wheatley knew the moment that GLaDOS dumped him outside the facility, in a human body on the brink of death, that living on the surface wouldn't be easy, but Chell knew that he needed help. She taught him and took care of him, but not even her help could have prepared him for the news she gave him that night: He was going to be a father.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
After Aperture: Return by Faerendipitous reviews
He used to dwell on it, the loneliness, the self-pity. It had hurt, quite a bit, and he decided that he could pretend. Pretend that everything was fine, and maybe the hurt would go away. It took a long time, many years of sleeping and reading Machiavelli under the apple tree, but the hurt did go away, a bit. Thirty five years after 'her day.' "Hello, moron."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Michelle by ghostaccount1219 reviews
Sometimes I pretend that you can hear me...sometimes I just let loose and prattle on about the most nonsensical things, imagining myself talking to you. But then my circuits buzz and I'm brought back to reality. Chelley. Spoilers.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
hallway by valakaite reviews
After escaping briefly from GLaDOS and getting hurt in the process, Wheatley and Chell take solace in a hallway. drabblefic.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Apathy of Cupid by Artemis Day reviews
Valentine's Day is coming, but Haruhi's not really into it. Then a man falls from the sky and lands at her feet, a man with WINGS. Haruhi will have to help him out while dealing with the strange new feelings she has for a certain Host. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,663 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] OC - Complete
Little Boy Blues by Artemis Day reviews
My name is Rene, but some people call me Tamaki. I'm five years old and I love my family very much. ContestFic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Tamaki S., Anne-Sophie G. - Complete
An Ouran Wedding by HikaKiti reviews
You are formally invited to the wedding of Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka. Dates are enclosed. Please send us your reply, we hope to see you soon. TamakiXHaruhi, After High School.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
After Aperture by Faerendipitous reviews
Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Let me tell you a story about a fandom by Nonlogically reviews
Now completely out of character!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sunsets by Fauxhound reviews
Haruhi did not mean to hurt people. She was just being herself, yet no matter what she did, she ended up breaking someone's heart. Even when she makes one person happy, someone else is hurt. So there the one with the broken heart sits, picking the petals off of a lone flower... oneshot! Better than is sounds :o
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of A Turret by Sparkletwinkle reviews
A typical day in the life of a Aperture Science Sentry Turret. Their inner hopes and dreams and what turrets talk about when there's no test subjects to shoot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Turret - Complete
Peach Tinted Spectacles by Razcoolzle reviews
He was the last thing she had expected, but in a strange, unfathomable way, he was better. MxP, LxD.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Mario, Peach
Journey of a Century by maevestrom reviews
Nintendo Tribute Installment 3: Super Mario. The red-hatted knight of the Mushroom Kingdom traverses the timeline of a lifetime in the course of a day to finally let go and maybe, just maybe, start again. For Souldin's birthday, only two months late. That's a new record.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Mario, Peach] - Complete
Seeing Reason by Razcoolzle reviews
There is a reason behind everything we say or do. Sometimes it's only through an unexpected turn of events that we can uncover it. MxP. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Peach, Mario - Complete
Insane Nightmares by 0-moonwind reviews
Chell has a nightmare, and insanity threatens to swallow her up again as memories and regret wash over her. Andriod!Wheatley, a little Chelley if you want it to be.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Chell - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Adventures On The Social Network by Hopefaith2 reviews
The sequel to "Valentine's Day in the Mushroom Kingdom". Join Mario, Luigi, and the gang, along with many others on their adventures on the famous, and popular social networking site, where anything goes. The Last chapter is finally uploaded! YAY!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,246 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Waking Up Alone by fairysdarkestnight reviews
One-shot revolving around Haruhi, who is having problems with a workaholic Tamaki who is never around. Is there something she doesn't know?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Innocent by envysnest reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Wheatley helps with precalculus by Birai reviews
Honestly, I could hardly hear the teacher over him. A painfully random not to mention short one-shot, unless he feels so inclined to help me with any other classes.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
A Piece Of Me Will Always Be With You by A.Eelif reviews
Something is wrong with Kaoru. Can the twins make it through this crisis and remain together. There is no romance or kissing, but it's a moving story so please read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Us by glitterbrain reviews
Chell patches herself up after a minor run-in with a turret and Wheatley tries to keep it together.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Journey by PhineasFlynns reviews
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
The Real World by mikirox1 reviews
Post-Portal 2. Nothing says "I love you!" more than a kick to the crotch. Chell has to get by in the real world... with a couple of... "friends" she never thought she'd be stuck with again. ChellxHuman Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
The Prank by zabchan reviews
Steven Merchant, The talented writer and voice actor, gets a bit too personal with his alter ego. Not to mention his alter id. Warning: Real Person Fiction.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
20 things I learned from playing Portal by calico118 reviews
Just a list of 20 things I learned from playing Portal.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Dear Mario by Slave4UBrit reviews
Some letters are better off unsent. Then again, some aren't. Rated K-plus because it's kind of sad :B Updated September twenty seventh. I'm BAAAAACK!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Mario, Peach
September 11th by AuraWielder reviews
One-shot. Mario and Luigi travel back to their home country and pay respect to the 9/11 and to their father who died. A tribute to the September 11, 2001 attacks.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Not Made for You by Skye Maxwell reviews
Tamaki realizes some important things: he's an idiot, and he loves Haruhi, though it may be unrequited. Is he right for her, or is his heart wrong? When Haruhi unexpectedly visits, what will he do? Post-anime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - [Tamaki S., Haruhi F.] Kyōya O. - Complete
Wise Words, Waluigi by Mr Wang 330 reviews
Desperate to win the affections of a Princess, Luigi must now begrudgingly accept the advice given to him by his sinister rival, Waluigi... Only sheer dumb luck can save him now.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Waluigi, Luigi
Married to an Angel by cartoonromancer reviews
Continuation to my other Waluigi/Rosalina piece...someone actually requested and because I was so shocked I immediately racked my brain for the past few weeks to give something worthy! I hope you like it!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Waluigi, Rosetta/Rosalina
Some New Disaster by DangerousMuteLunatic reviews
Chell is free, but is she really? Unable to leave her history behind her, she must join with past friends and enemies and venture back underground. Major pairings, warning: will be very long. Major Spoilers. Summary to change.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
Soft Shock by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Still, it's a sharp shock to your soft side. /Part I. Post-Portal 2. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Complete. Sequel posted.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Mix and Match by CrystalLotus98 reviews
As many things that clashed between Chell and Wheatley in terms of personality, more than enough things matched perfectly to make up for them. Human!AU, Chelley
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
That idiots child by Ookami28 reviews
It s been 3 years since Haruhi and Tamaki confessed to each other, however circumstances makes their love impossible. After having a run in with each other their longing results in a one night stand, which has its consequenses...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,788 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Bittersweet by Slave4UBrit reviews
He won everything she owned. She doesn't see him anymore. The moment she does, she reluctantly jumps at the chance to go places they've never been. PeachxMario. Lemony fresh! Light sexual themes, implied but not described in depth.I don't own PxM.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Peach, Mario - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Bowser's invading and Peach is baking yet another cake. Just another Tuesday in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Trouble For Me by Slave4UBrit reviews
You're tearing up my heart when I'm with you, but when we're apart I feel it too. Slightly based on the Britney song "Trouble For Me". First Nanny fic. FranxMaxwell.
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Fran F., Maxwell S.
A Night To Remember by Hopefaith2 reviews
Luigi and Daisy are FINALLY going on a date. However, two certain people don't like that at all, and are trying to ruin it. But, they didn't expect on Luigi and Daisy's friends trying to stop them any way they can. MarioXPeach and LuigiXDaisy as always.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,764 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Mario and Luigi: The Dark Star by KirbyBoy reviews
Mario and Luigi are out to rescue Peach again, but this time their usually adventure is going to take a dark turn. And you get to decide how to story plays out! New Chapter UP! This Chapter has a very important choice you will have to make!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mario, Luigi
My Turn by Slave4UBrit reviews
It's been 10 years since Mario and Peach had Brooke, and she doesn't consider herself much like them. But when something happens to her parents, can she and her cousin help them? Sequel to Princess Peach Gets Sick Of Pink. Chapter 6 up!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Princess Peach Gets Sick of Pink by Slave4UBrit reviews
Peach needs a change. Mario's the only one who understands. Where will their adventures take them? First Mario fic. :D I'm such a nerd. FYI the first chapter messed up and the sections weren't separated properly. Sorry see Author's Note! Final chapter up!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Peach, Mario - Complete
His Free Time by Preacherman1888 reviews
What does Luigi do while Mario is away? This is a short oneshot. LuigixDaisy Rated Teen for Safety. Still not quite sure about the rating system.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
You Needed Me by Preacherman1888 reviews
Oneshot. Peach finds out why Mario keeps coming back. Partial credit goes to a particular song author for the song that inspired me. Rated Teen just for precaution. I'm not exactly sure how ratings work yet. PeachxMario
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Another Day, Another 1 UP by Chamomile Pool reviews
Four employees of Bowser enter the break room. Stuff happens.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Koopa Troopa, Goomba - Complete
The Flower Child and the Little Brother by cartoonromancer reviews
This is the story of Luigi and Daisy, a short one, on how they met, their relationship, and their wedding. It's fluff, all fluff right here and mega Daisy/Luigi with some Mario/Peach.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Angel of Mine by cartoonromancer reviews
It's a oneshot of Waluigi/Rosalina. It's a songfic to Angel of Mine by Monica, because seriously A love that song B love that couple C They needed a fanfic already. Get ready to say AWWWWWWWWW! Also minor mentions of Daisy/Luigi and Mario/Peach
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Waluigi, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
World 0 by Emily Scissorhands reviews
A poem about a man's neverending quest to save a princess.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Who Knew by SandraDiaz reviews
"Peach patiently waited day after day for Mario to return home. He said he'd come back and they'd forever be together. However, time said otherwise..." One-shot story inspired by the song Who Knew by P!nk
Mario - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Peach, Mario
Descent by Writing Addiction reviews
Because even though Tamaki has his father's hindsight to guide him, the past seems hell bent on repeating itself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Eternal Love by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
A series of romantic oneshots based on the Tamaki and Haruhi relationship, how will they cope with love? Lots of TamaHaru fluff. Read and Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,351 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Five Times Winry's Sexy to Ed by Pieces Of Hope reviews
She may not realize it, but some of the simplest things Winry can do makes Edward Elric fall for her all over again. Because when it comes right down to it, there's nothing sexier then the woman he loves.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Super Mario: Dark Side by SapphireLibra3 reviews
After returning from Rogueport, Peach begins to have haunting dreams about herself taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, followed by a dark feeling that begins to consume her. Can Mario bring back the Peach he loves, or is she lost to the darkness within.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Mario, Peach - Complete
It Began With the End by Halpert-fan reviews
Haruhi didn't know what to do. It had been three years since she had broken the vase, three years since she had become a host- and he still didn't know. With his graduation so close, she wondered if it was even worth the trouble to let him know :TamaxHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Rainy Day and a Useless Colonel by Halpert-fan reviews
Rain and fire have never mixed....never.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
My Story by KOLE Custom reviews
The story of how I stopped posing a christian, and turned to Him.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
two hearts fading, like a flower by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, TamakixHaruhi] For Haruhi, life after Ouran is a melody that's familiar, but strangely distant.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Poem to toji by notsogirly reviews
momo's thoughts before choosing kiley.
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
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Desperate Measures reviews
When Peach decides to end her own life, Mario successfully rescues her. Another adventure begins, one that, with the help of new friends, has the sole purpose of eradicating the source of all the chaos: a tyrant king and his ruthless reign.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Mario, Peach
Are YOU Obsessed? reviews
Read this list and see which statements apply to you! Inspired by something I found on some other random website.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
My Least Favorite Meal reviews
Most young children hate green foods, right? Marissa Hailey Claire, the MK princess, only hates one. Her least-favorite food has a lot to do with peas . . . and a very important question Mario and Peach have no idea how to answer. Rated T for safety.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Mario, Peach - Complete
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