Author has written 3 stories for Mario.
Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Konichiwa! Ni hao! Shalom! Aloha! It's-a me, Mario! XD jklol
The very first thing you should know upon visiting this profile is that it's a safe place. Please feel free to send me a PM if you need someone to talk to. I'll try to help as best I can.
I will now tell you some schtuff about me.
First off, I AM THE ACTUAL AUTHOR OF "The Waiting Game". IBxo8 is one of my bestest friends, and I used her account to upload my story. Thanks for reading and reviewing it while it still existed on FF.net :)
Once upon a time, in the wonderful world of ninth grade, I posted two M-rated stories. Now they are no longer. So if you're upset about that, suck it up. I've promised myself that if sexual thoughts inspire me to write, I'm never again going to post. If I'm going to be a Christian writer, I have to keep my thoughts on private subjects to myself and not share with the internet. And in general, reading M stuff is a huge pitfall for me, so I do my best to stay away from fiction that's nsfw.
My username is YesNoMaybeIdk cuz I can be SO FREAKING INDECISIVE. XD
Story behind it: During a therapy session, my therapist asked me if I think I'm indecisive. My exact response: "Um yeah I guess. Well . . . actually no. No . . . wait . . . maybe . . . um. I don't know." I'd say that answers that question XD
I have a type of OCD that causes a certain thought to circulate over and over until it drives me nuts. It can cause extreme anxiety, but mostly my OCD causes me to be a perfectionist, especially in school. I was diagnosed when I was twelve. I had to be hospitalized before I was diagnosed. I am currently attending therapy sessions. But I'm still the Portal/Mario obsessed, music-loving, crazy, random, question of a person as I've always been!
I am a Risembool Ranger -- that is, a member of the fanclub dedicated to Vic Mignogna* and his English dub roles in anime -- and am nearing the anniversary of my join date! Here's to another year of friendly mods, awesome fanart, and of course, Vic! :)
In case you have heard or read stories about Vic that cast him in a negative light -- especially ones that claim he's homophobic, rude, or pushy -- I encourage you to watch "Rumors with Vic Mignogna" and "Vic's Inspirational Message" on YouTube. If those alone don't convince you that he is decidedly not any of the aforementioned adjectives, I don't know what will.
Stereotypes. Hate 'em. This is the section where I will tell you what I am and what you should not think about me.
WHAT I AM:
You own a cell phone.
Total : 3
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
Total : 1
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You cut yourself over depression. (Only once. Just once. I was really stressed out. It was like the one time the compulsive part of OCD told me to do something. And I did.)
You like emo music.
You like rap.
You have freestyled.
You like loud music.
You wear slip-on shoes. (I tie the laces and forget about them.)
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T THINK:
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Learned that Prozac is actually an antidepressant in AP Psych :P)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w*.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big D*.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I like STRING ORCHESTRA, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f* them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*. (Just enough boobage for my petite body. Yes, I am a very tiny girl :P)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly . . . or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be f* up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Well I TRY.)
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*.
Yes I partially censored the cuss words. Go nuts.
God has rules for marriage. I didn't make them, but I must follow them. He's kind of entitled to make the rules. He's God, after all. He does NOT, I repeat, NOT hate gays. It's people on earth that have issues with gays. Never mind those verses about "therefore I abhorred them" or whatever. Please read those passages in context before you cite verses like that. In any case, we should make it a point to eliminate the God-hates-gays stereotype. Every time we vilify those who profess homosexuality, we've judged hypocritically, and we give God a bad image. Don't "hate the sin, love the sinner." Let God handle the sin. Just love the sinner. Doesn't mean sin isn't wrong, and we definitely need to turn away from it. But we really need to stop judging people based on what they've done. There is no condemnation in Christ. People are more than the choices that they make, the problems they create, the sum of their past mistakes, because Jesus's blood can cover all of our sin. ALL of it. So all we can do for those who aren't straight is pray for them. That's it. God is the only one who can change people on the inside.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Cat scratched the right side of my left leg when I was six
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Walls are light blue and ceiling is white.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I mostly drool. But I have talked in my sleep.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anime music, video game OSTs, Christian, pop, sad songs
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 11:22 a.m.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? FSAFDGHJGFDESWAESDRTFGYHUJ.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? MY FREE TIME.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Bible, laptop, mp3, iPhone
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yeah. In department stores. Kinda weird cuz I love shopping.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes and no. Depends on the stimulus. *glares at smoke alarm even though it doesn't work*
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Ummmmm . . .
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Midnight Pomegranate
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brown in both categories, I guess.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Hey, I just wanna get proposed to! I don't care where it happens!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee. Hazelnut with cream and shugah.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? No idea.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Idk.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? ASHFBAKJFNASFHNEIOFHNASKLFNAS.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Don't think so.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Doesn't really matter.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Many.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Five cats, one foster cat, and bunch of koi
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I suppose? Maybe? Idk.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Say it outright with a hug and kiss (if the person is male or my mommy and daddy)
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: YOUR FACE.
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Your face's.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? School
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Unfortunately not.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Only God knows how many.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope. Don't plan to.
37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting two girls from church. I have officially mastered the art of the time-out.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah some.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Eating dinner and watching sitcoms.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and my face
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I gOt ThEm OfF!1!1!1 On VaLeNtInEs DaY 2011!1! :DDDD
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Birthday already passed and I got a lot of awesome gifts :)
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two or three :)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? -_-"
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Garnier :) Makes my hair all shiiinnnyyyy . . .
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah I guess
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham. It's epic. Turkey's next. Then chicken.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I freak out easily and I pick at my lips.
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? . . . Huh?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not as much as the heart.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I talk to my parents and friends
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The realm of my thoughts.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie dolls and baby dolls
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? OVER 9000!!!!!!
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Not for long!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NAW, OF COURSE NOT.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac 'n' Cheese, FTW!!!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Christian, smart, likes kids, likes cats, nerdy, and sensitive. Also feminist. And moderately liberal.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? EpoH, Hopie, Ladybug, Miss Mu
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Too many to count
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Nickelodeon but it's becoming a bit suckish.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Not for you to know???
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I'll settle for pretty much anything as long as it's not fruit sherbet or too sweet.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Eeeeyup.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I don't really XD
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Liar.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? If, by 'you,' you mean a character in Mario Kart, then 150 mph.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure . . .
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The air conditioner and my mother typing.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?Honest Tea
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? With my voice, my mom. By text, mah friendsss.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Appearance, really (doesn't everybody?)
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG(S)?
Love the Way You Lie
When You're Gone
Keep Holding on
I Will Be
On Your Shore
Wish You Were Here
Dancing with Tears in My Eyes
Son of God
Set Fire to the Rain
And a whole bunch of others.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Improper use of your/you're and other stupid grammar mistakes
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Auburn
86. EYE COLOR? Hazel. Neither brown nor green is dominant. (Incomplete dominance FTW!!! . . . As long as it's not in a Punnet Square problem)
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Dunno, man :P
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yup!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? YouTube vids
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day of school
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The viola and piano.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Moderate democrat
95. KISSES OR HUGS? BOTH!!!
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A planner
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't drive yet.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Not really reading anything right now.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
Currently head over heels for anime voice actors (especially Vic Mignogna) and anime boys. I don't have any real-life males my age that I like at the moment. Total number of boyfriends stands at two. Still a virgin and plan to remain one until I'm married. Only been kissed by one guy. That enough for ya? Good. Cuz I'm not writing any more about this.
Mah Faaaave Quotes:
"See ya later, Bran Flakes! What a nice cereal box."Old guy, As Seen on TV
"What doesn't kill you . . . usually succeeds in the second attempt."Mr. Krabs
"You had it set to M for Mini, but it should be set to W for Wumbo! I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me, wumbo . . . wumbo-wing, we have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology! The study of WUMBO! It's first grade, SpongeBob!"Patrick
"So you mean they're taking what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking are thoughts we think we thought? I think?"Patrick, Sandy's Rocket
"The best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly."SpongeBob, The Secret Box (wow, a secret box and an idiot box. Is there a secret idiot box??? Hmmmm . . .)
"I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT TO REST!! ALL I WANT ARE THOSE CHORES DONE! Now, did you clean the back room yet?"Squidward
"*sings in C after middle C* I'm suure you aarree! *stops singing* How's that?"SpongeBob
"We have a tape recorder box!"Patrick, Idiot Box (my mom's absolute favorite episode!)
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
"IT WAS YOU!!! YOU RATTED ME OUT!!!"Sokka to Momo on Avatar: The Last Airbender
"FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! MUSHY, GIANT FRIEND!!!!"Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!!"Sokka, AGAIN
"Baby, you're my forever girl."Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"Fawful
"Ouch, hotness! It is the overheat!"Fawful
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"Fawful
"Beef? I am beefless. Fawful is lacking in beef."
"HEY YOU!!! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!"Mario, Hotel Mario
"You know what they say: 'All toasters toast toast.'"Mario, Hotel Mario. Yes, you're right. Of course, they (whoever they are) would have to be stupid enough to put TOASTED bread in the TOASTER!!! *face palm
"Thanks to you two, I can safely DIE!"Peach on Hotel Mario. This was in a You Tube poop called "Zelda CD-I: Hey you! You must die!!" Ganondorf's "DIE" in the "you must die" quote on the computer game is inserted at random times.
"Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly losing your mind."Kevin, 27 dresses
"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was about a sandwich."Katherine Heigl, 27 Dresses
"Oh, they have the Internet on the computer now!"Homer Simpson
"What's going on here? What's going on here?!"Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy
"I don't get it."Tom Hanks, playing Josh Baskin, Big
"What do you call these things with leaves on 'em? . . . You can just shout it on out! . . . OH! TREES!"Vinny, My Cousin Vinny
PORTAL AND PORTAL 2
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you - which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on . . . that's you?! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND. You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?"
"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."
"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
"You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here."
"You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture-Science-Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-it-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing you've ever - whoa, whooaa, whoooaaa, WHOOOAAA."
"Remember when the platform was sliding ino the fire pit, and I said, 'Goodbye!' and you were like, 'NO WAY. And then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' That was great!"
"We will stop enhancing the truth in three...two...-bzzzt!-"
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck."
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."
"What are you doing?! Stop it! I-I-I-Iiiiiiiiiiiiii . . . We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very . . . very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honour of your tremendous success. Place the Device on the ground, and lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A Party Associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party."
"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, BUT THEY CUT IT ANYWAY. THERE IS STILL SOME LEFT, THOUGH, IF YOU HURRY BACK." (Only reason for the caps is because GLaDOS's voice echoed in that part :3)
"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous." (I agree! XDD)
"Again, these are Science Collaboration Points, which should not be confused with points received in other compositions such as Who Gets to Live at the End and Who Doesn't -- I mean basketball."
"Here are your test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
"I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess sharks? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
"Oh, hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [Clap. Clap. Clap.] Oh, good. My Slow-Clap Processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
"He's not just a moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [Clap. Clap.] Good, that's still working."
"YES YOU ARE!! YOU ARE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!!!"
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
"Aah! Well, this is the part where he kills us."
"BIRD! BIRD! Kill it! It's evil!! . . . It flew off. Good. For him."
"Oh. It's you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME? [Sigh.] Okay, look. We both said a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. (You monster.)"
"This . . . sentence . . . is . . . FALSE! Don'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutit . . ."
"AAGH! You look terr - terribly good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest."
"It's not out of the question that you may have a very minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE."
"Good news, that's NOT a docking station."
"If anyone asks - and no one's going to ask, probably - but if anyone asks, tell them the last time you checked, everyone was pretty much alive."
"They told me I am to never, never, ever disengage myself from this management rail, or I would die."
"Hello! . . . You know her? . . . Oh, I think she likes you. . . . YOU DID WHAT?!"
"Okay, I've got an idea, but it's bloody dangerous. Here we go. . . . AAGH! Oh, I forgot. They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they don't want me to use it! It's pointless. Mad!"
"I know, Jerry. No I'm on a break, mate, on a break. (To Chell) Just hang in there for five more--OW! (To Jerry) What, Jerry, you can't fire me for that. Yes, Jerry, OR maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size! Thanks for the hate crime, Jer. See you in court, mate."
"A flat bit. . . . SO if anyone asks, 'Is there a flat bit?' Yes. There is."
"[SMASH of glass wall] There. Hacked."
"What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? I'll tell ya what: it's holding everything up."
"Let there be light. That's . . . God. I was quoting God."
"I. AM NOT. A MORON!!!"
"Alright, preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit: begin! 'Ello Guv. Neurotoxin inspector. Need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's me credentials; shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of neurotoxin, uh, observers, from the United Arab Emirates."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
"Well, well, well. Welcome. TO MY LAIR. Lemme just flag something up: according to the control panel right up there, the entire facility is going to self-destruct in about six minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the light; I think the light's on the blink. But just to be sure, I am going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier."
"Four-part Plan is this: 1) No portal surfaces. 2) Start the neurotoxin immediately. 3) Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly onto number four: Bombs. For throwing at you."
"Oh, I see. Clever. Very clever. AND FOOLISH! No way out. You're at my mercy, and I don't have any. You're at my nothing."
"Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!! . . . Stay STILL, please!"
MY QUOTES AND FRIENDS' QUOTES
"I'm not short, I'M FUN-SIZED!!!"IBxo8. Also Vic Mignogna speaking as Edward Elric for a fan.
"What if God petted a cat while He was here on earth? Just for the heck of it?"Me
"Don't question the cat."Mah other bestest fwiend
"I just got pwned! . . . I don't know how!"Me. Basically the statement of the seventh grade year XD I spat that out in the middle of Language Arts class . . . LOUDLY . . .
"If math=hell, then, in hell, while people are burning up, they will be completing triangle congruency proofs. In heaven, since all things are possible with God, there will be skew planes and the ability to divide by zero."Me. Response to a friend's text. Poor guy had to do extra homework cuz of a band rehearsal. :( But he said that was the most win thing he's ever heard me say! :DD
"You teach us how to add apples and using that knowledge, expect us to calculate the mass of the sun!" A good friend, commenting on the disparity between the difficulty of practice problems and the (seemingly-and-in-fact-usually much higher) difficulty of problems on our unit tests in AP Chem.
Now for some copy&pastes (NOTE: don't copy and paste my thoughts, which are in normal print):
If you firmly believe in Jesus Christ and believe that he saved you with His blood, and aren't afraid to say it, copy this to your profile.
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE, it is weird. If you agree, copy this to your profile.
Well hey I argue with myself tons of times. I talk to myself just about every minute anyway. I think it's possible to lose an argument with yourself if you're just too darn lost to make sense of anything. That's when you need to go argue with someone else about why you can't argue with yourself. If you lose THAT argument, that's when things get weird.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
That is, if I have enough time to . . .
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
We prefer the term 'intellectual badass.'
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Christianity and science can actually work in harmony, well, you know what to do with this statement.
If you have a love/hate relationship with your computer copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to his/her secret collection of secrets (secretly), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever called your best friend (or even your teacher) Mom or Dad by mistake, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever mistakenly said 'sex' when you were going to say success, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have taken the hell known as geometry, copy and paste this into your profile.
Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Edited by TNFG and Cloud Dreamer Girl.
1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle. (You're kidding me, right?)
2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square.
3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy.
4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep.
5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad.
6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L.
7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.
8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly.
9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom.
10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon.
11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa.
12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio. (Metaphor contests are still allowed and answers can be given in soliloquies.)
13. I will not tell Fawful I know where the Dark Star is.
14. I will not tell Fawful that the Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.
15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing the Dark Star is underneath his hat.
16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting.
17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.
18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.
19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.
20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse.
21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls. (*Clicks Tab button*)
22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.
23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow
24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.
25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.
26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario. (Funny how Pennington is the only character in any RPG that actually remembers Luigi's name. But I bet Luigi's pretty ticked that Pennington only remembers his name while looking at Mario.)
27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.
28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.
29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.
30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes. (Aw c'mon. They were at least better than SMSS.)
31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie. (OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GRAMBI NO.)
32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve.
33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.
34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.
35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.
36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest. (...When I play the game I get lost in a phase. Then I find out I'M STUCK IN GENO'S MAZE!!!)
37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off.'
38. I will not record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off.' (BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DO THEM!!!)
39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.
40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high.' (Please refer to rule #20.)
41. I will not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.
42. I will not put their reactions on YouTube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.
44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.
45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing. (IT WAS ONE TIME.)
46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army. (HOLY SHOOT NO!!!)
47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form.
48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.
49. Do not feed the fangirls. (That includes me. :D)
50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.
51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth. (Um...I'm pretty sure that would hurt a bit...)
52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopalings' wands.
53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone.
Now for choosing some of my favorite characters, including my OCs. Since I can't come up with the questions, I will C&P questions from other peeps' profiles.
12. Marissa Hailey Claire Mario (my fabulotastic OC!!! :) she's Mario's and Peach's daughter. )
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?
Uhhh no. Gross. Besides, Zuko would just blow up at Toad and fry him to death.
2) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah once I scrolled over some Avatar fics . . . meh.
3) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ew to the ew power. I listened to Mario Kart Love Song on YouTube. Gross.
4) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uhhh no. Never heard of it and never want to. XC
5) Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?
Well Daisy would since Marissa's her niece. Idk about Aang.
6) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Mario and Bowser are in a happy relationship (aaaaaagh EYE BURN! I read a fic about this once!) until Aang runs off with Daisy (HAHAHAHAHA ewwwww!! XD). Mario, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Zuko (ROFL!!!! But also GROSS TO THE BILLIONTH GROSS POWER) and a brief unhappy affair with Marissa (HIS OWN DAUGHTER? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING MARIO??? And Marissa, what made you have incest with your DAD??! Gasp the entire future of the MK is at stake!!!), then follows the wise advice of Yoshi and finds true love with Luigi. (I think Mario needs to question his sexuality at this point XDDDDD)
7) How would you feel if eleven died?
If he died, then there'd be no coolness to Avatar!!! :((((
8) Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?
If, by pair, you mean cool friends and stuff, then neither pair is disturbing. But, if you mean couple, definitely 1/7. Nuff said.
9) What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?
Screams in Toad voice* AAAAAHHH!! LUIGI! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE DAISY! AND WHAT THE HECK IS KATARA DOING IN OUR UNIVERSE???!!!
10) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
He wouldn't get to use one cuz Mario would sock the living boomerang out of him for even trying. After all, Peach IS his wife. In MY world.
11) Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?
Sokka x Marissa. Definitely. Attack of the crossover character and the OC!!! FTW!!
12) Do you think Four is hot? If so, how hot?
Change Daisy, the original four, to Yoshi, and I think he's totally sexy!!! (XDDD not really cuz Yoshi's just cute in his Yoshi-riffic way)
13) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
All About Us by tatu. It totally fits what she and Aang go through.
15) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Well he would just kidnap them both (WITH THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!), then try to erase the scarring mental images out of his head while he waits for Mario to rescue them. (Again, what is with the royalty incest thing??? SOOOO FREAKIN GROSS)
Portal Questions (Note all AIs used are in their human forms.)
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
What would happen if number 1(Chell) woke you up in the middle of the night?
"It's okay, Chell. You're not in the Enrichment Center anymore. Here, I'll go get your medicine."
Number 3(GLaDOS) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"As an omnipotent AI I'm pretty sure you know what humans look like naked. So please: GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM."
Number 4(Rattmann) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Space) tomorrow?
. . . BAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH XD
Number 5(Cave) cooked you dinner?
Me: "Oooh did you use lemon sauce in this?"
Cave: "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GET MAD!!!!"
Number 6(Caroline) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
"*lightly taps on shoulder* Ummm Caro? Cave's over there."
Number 7(Fact) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
O_O I . . . there are no words.
Number 8(Rick) got into the hospital somehow?
"What did I tell you about mountain climbing when there are no mountains anywhere near here!!!?!?!"
"Adventure ALWAYS has risks, pretty lady."
Number 9(Space) made fun of your friends?
"Space. Hon. Just cuz they don't like space as much as you do does NOT mean you get to tell them to burn up in the sun. In space."
Number 10(Morality) ignored you all the time?
Well she doesn't speak much anyway. I probably wouldn't have noticed her ignoring me.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Chell) do?
Pack me up in her companion cube and hide me in Aperture :D
You're on a vacation with 2(Wheatley) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
"Sorry! Sorry sorry sorry! Didn't mean to trip you with the -- that was the limbo beam? I thought we were playing lightsabers!"
It's your birthday. What does 3(GLaDOS) get you?
A companion cube. But then she incinerates it.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Rattmann) do?
Gets me on his back and asks the cube where the exit is.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Cave) do?
Announce what I'm doing over the intercom, then laugh hysterically.
You're about to marry number 10(Morality). What's 1(Chell)'s reaction:
You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Fact) cheer you up?
"The likelihood of you finding a new significant other is less than --"
You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Space) support you?
He'd promise that no matter what happens, he'd take me to space afterward :)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Morality) do?
Lecture me about how continuous hysterical laughter is unbecoming on a young lady.
Number 1(Chell) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
To be quite honest . . . well it all started one night . . .
Number 2(Wheatley) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Space)
Umm Wheats? Your girlfriend is not going to like this. I mean I know you two were in space for GLaDOS-knows-how-long, and I understand it gets lonely, but all he talks about is space and you talk about everything else so it's not exactly compatible.
You're dating 3(GLaDOS) and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?
Me? Date GLaDOS? What kind of paradox is this? Wait . . . paradox . . . *evil grin*
GLaDOS: DON'T YOU DARE.
Will number 5(Cave) and 6(Caroline) ever kiss?
I hope to science they do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number 6(Caroline) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Try to console Cave XP
Could 1(Chell) and 6(Caroline) be soul mates?
ChellDOS fans seem to think so.
You had a haircut and 7(Fact) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Lol he's probably trying to come up with a pickup line but is remembering the percentage of success that pickup lines usually carry. Aw. I think he just gave up.
Number 8(Rick) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"Aww come on. You're quite the looker. Just promise me that you won't tell them you have a black belt in bedroom on the first date."
Number 9(Space) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
:'( Sorry buddy. I would except I like you only as a little crazy child.
You spot 10(Morality) kissing 1(Chell). How do you react?
Well judging by Chell's shocked face I'd say little miss angel Morality got into the sherry again. It's okay dear. We'll get you some help.
1(Chell) accidentally kicked 10(Morality)
Look I mean I know it's weird she kissed you but really, Chell, hon? No violence needed.
You notice that 3(GLaDOS) and 4(Rattmann) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
I assume she is holding him captive for some reason.
Number 4(Rattmann) is bored and pokes 10(Morality). What happens after that?
She lectures him on how it is not proper to touch a lady without her permission, no matter how mentally deranged the person doing the touching is.
2(Wheatley) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Space) got it. What would happen?
He'd probably forward it to GLaDOS out of confusion. Then GLaDdy would use it as blackmail against Chell and Wheatley.
6(Caroline) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday.
Oh I'm getting the combustible lemons for this one . . . Heh take it easy, Caro, it was a complete accident . . .
The Guide to Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity as a Test Subject
AKA: The Guide to Being a Very Annoying Test Subject
Basic Level of Insanity:
1. Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.
2. Wave enthusiastically at every camera you see.
3. Jump up and down on the buttons.
4. Randomly burst out laughing in the middle of a test.
5. Laugh hysterically at almost everything GLaDOS says.
6. Whenever you see something shiny, thoroughly investigate it for at least 10 minutes.
7. Stare blankly into space for a little while, then jerk like you just came back to reality and politely ask GLaDOS to repeat what she just said… even if she didn’t say anything.
8. End almost all of your sentences with “in accordance to science.”
9. Dodge roll to avoid turrets.
10. If GLaDOS ever asks you why you are doing any of these things, reply in a very childish voice, “Because it’s fuuuun!”
Secondary Level of Insanity:
1. Whenever you see one of the smaller buttons that are on a pedestal, turn you back to whatever it activates and repeatedly press it saying, “It’s not working!!”
2. Randomly burst into song while testing – songs that are completely random or Disney songs are recommended.
3. Whenever you are soaring through the air, like with faith plates or flinging, do flips. If you are uncomfortable with flipping, strike superhero poses.
4. Strike superhero poses or run in slow motion whenever you are in an excursion funnel.
5. Salute the cameras and refer to GLaDOS as ‘comrade’ in a very serious tone. (COMMUNIST GLADOS. OMG. SO MUCH WIN.)
6. Randomly start dancing, preferably in front of a camera (this works best if you have a testing partner).
7. Ask GLaDOS what gender she is. During her long explanation, nod and look serious. After she’s done, laugh hysterically.
8. Repeatedly ask GLaDOS where the bathroom is. Explain that you do not have to go to the bathroom (unless you do have to go, that is), but think that its location is crucial to your mission.
9. Randomly speak in different accents.
10. Whenever GLaDOS orders you to do something, salute and say “Yes, sir!” and march while you do it.
Tertiary Level of Insanity:
1. About the bathroom one in the previous level: Keep doing that, but explain that you want to know where the bathroom is so you can hunt the kraken.
2. Whenever possible, stand beside a turret, just out of its line of sight, and try to have a civil conversation with it.
3. Whenever possible, instead of killing it, put a turret’s face against the wall, pat it and say, “Be a good turret, now!” (do this after #2)
4. If you obtain a companion cube, look at it seriously and say, “I shall call him Cubie and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Cubie.” (YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!)
5. Complain about the way the regular cubes treat you.
6. Go through an entire test chamber in slow motion. After that chamber is completed, proceed normally like nothing happened.
7. Strike a random pose in front of a camera and stay as still as possible for as long as you can.
8. Tell GLaDOS that you’re fairly certain you got here by falling down a rabbit hole.
9. Give everything completely random and unfitting nicknames (for example, start calling cubes ‘magic school buses’ or something) and call them these things out loud.
10. And now, the absolutely most insane way to be healthily insane: Escape from the testing track and go straight to the Central AI Chamber. Once you’re there, look at GLaDOS very seriously and say, “Just so you know, a test subject escaped.” If possible, leave the chamber and return to the testing track. Keep testing like nothing happened.
Note: Remember that when you reach a level of insanity, you do everything in that level as well as everything in the previous levels. You probably already figured this out, but…
(Now to do all these in Walmart. Step One: Say "Yes, Sir, Mister Johnson!" to every male voice over the intercom and giggle "Goodbye, Caroline!" to every female voice. . . .)
Basically the general rule is if it's canon, I ship it. In terms of non-canon couples, my ships are based on matters of personal preference. You can assume that if it's a couple that's so canon except for the fact that it isn't, I probably ship it (RoyAi and Chelley are major examples of this). I don't ship yaoi or yuri couples.
Alternate way to find out what I ship: Look at my Favorites list! :)
About my stories:
Yeah . . . so don't kill me but I don't plan on continuing any of the stories I've started. Really the only reason my profile still exists is because I'm following a bunch of different stories and because I have a few people on here with whom I communicate semi-regularly via PM.
Don't think I'm happy to tell you guys all this. I'm not. I just decided that I don't want to give anybody false hope anymore.
*Cue sad music*
The fact that I own none of the Mario characters or characters from any other fandom should be painfully obvious. My original characters are, in fact, mine, however. They're my babies. So don't steal them.
There's a monster at the end of this profile! D: