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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,822 - Reviews: 6788 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The White Swan Lodge by jarkin33 reviews
Tragedy led her there. Commitment forced him there. Can a place of beauty and solitude hold the fate they were both seeking…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,241 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7009 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swing My Way by Dont live in regret reviews
Everyones got secrets...dirty little secrets. Bella Swan is tired of her life, so will a swinger's party have someone swing her way. BPOV and EPOV. Warning...LEMONS AHEAD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 298,692 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
2011 Million Word Read & Review Fan Fic Challenge by LabTechAndi reviews
"The act of writing is an act of optimism. You would not take the trouble to do it if you felt that it didn't matter." Edward Albee * For 2011, I challenge you to read a million words of Fan Fiction. Are you ready to take me on? Rules inside.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8671 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life Extended by LyricalKris reviews
Bella knew her best friend fled Forks at the end of a bad relationship. She thought that she was helping Alice settle her past when she agreed to talk to her ex, but Jasper was the one who seemed jaded. What does it take to re-write first impressions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,040 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Our Little Secret by alex4jace reviews
Takes place as an alternate or addition after the Seelie Court in "City of Ashes", when Jace and Clary end up back at the Institute in Jace's room. Rated M for smut in chapters one and seven, and lemons in bonus chapter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,737 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Cutting Room Floor by PhoenixRising25 reviews
Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Balance by averysubtlegift reviews
Bella is a girl with a tragic past.The mysterious Edward sweeps in and seems to be balancing out some of the bad in her life.But can love really heal wounds,and what is the real price of balance?Will they be able to pay it?AU - Edward is not human or vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by Dahlia J Black reviews
Stefan Salvatore and Edward Cullen meet again after many years. The reunion is awkward. To say the least.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Stefan S. - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella