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Hey my name is Jade and im going to tell you about me and my intrests
My Instagram: PerfectlyImperfecto_o
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
I'm a hopeless romantic, so I love to listen to love songs, watch movies about love, and especially read about love. Almost every book or movie that I have, has some form of romance in it.
I pretty much contradict myself in many ways. I love to read and write, but I hate English class. I'm a hopeless romantic, but I'm also a cynic (I can't really help that one. It runs in the family). I love to play sports, but I'm lazy as hell and I trip over air. And there's more, but I can't think of anything else at the moment.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
H o l l i s t e r ?
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
UNICORNS ARE REAL
RELATIONSHIP STATUES: SINGLE
BIRTHDAY: APRIL 25
FAVORITE COLOR: PURPLE
FAVORITE FRUIT: APPLE(green)
FAV MOVIE: DIRTY DANCING
FAVORITE BOOK: THE OUTSIDERS
FAVORITE SHOW: TRUE BLOOD OR GLEE
FAVORITE SONG: EVERYBODY TALKS
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: HALLOWEEN
FACEBOOK,TUMBLR OR TWITTER ? : TUMBLR
DREAM CAREER: WRITER
LIST OF THINGS I HATE:
THE WORD PANTIES I PERFER TO SAY UNDIES
WET DOOR KNOBS
You have been diagnosed
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
1. What is your occupation? I'm a student.
2. What are you listening to right now? Barley Breathing(Glee version)
3. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken Cutlet with Rice, Beans and Salad.
4. How is the weather right now? I'm in New York and its freezing now.
5. Favourite Drink? Coke
6. Favourite Sport? Volleyball and Flag Football
7. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes, its originally Brown then i dyed the tips Red now it Jet Black.
8. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Yep! Glasses.
9. Pets? Yep! I have a Yorkie name Gizmo, and his son Max-mus AKA Max.
10. What's your favorite T.V shows? American Horror Story, True Blood, Glee, Once Upon A Time and The Walking Dead, Pretty Little Liars, Prison Break,Girls
11. What's your favourite films? All the Twilight Films and The Hunger Games and a lot of 80's Movies and 21 Jump Street
12. What was the last movie you watched? The Grudge(for the first time)
13. Favourite day of the year? October 31st its Halloween
14. What do you do to vent anger? I cry
15. Fall or Spring? Fall its more cool and Halloween is just around the corner.
16. What's on the floor of your closet? My Pjs
17. Favourite Smell? Coconut
18. What inspires you? People who have gone through a hard time and still do the right thing and get on with their lives.
19. What are you afraid of? Death.
20. Favourite car? VV Buggy
21. Where are you? My bedroom.
22. Look up, now look back, what did you see? My LADY GAGA Poster
23. Stand up, close your eyes, spin around three times, open your eyes, what do you see? Me in the mirror.
24. What's your personality like? Funny (so i hear), kind, friendly, helpful, nutter, Twilight pusher (Every new person i meet i ask 'Have you read Twilight?' Yes 'Omg! Whose Team are you on? No 'Freak! Go read it now... GO!'
25. Who do you have a crush on? Finn from Glee and Edward Cullen and my friend Brandon
26. You have a million dollars, what do you do? Buy the rights to The Twilight Saga, The Cullen's house, Edward Cullen and Barnes n Noble and Pinkberry
27. Grab the closest thing to you, what is it? My iPod
28. What are you eating/ drinking right now? Coke
29. Get a book, flick to page 57, line 19, and word 9. What does it say? I picked Twilight (duh!) and the word was 'Edward'... freaky... It was the line, 'That was the first night i dreamed of Edward Cullen.' Haha.
30. Have a conversation with the closest person beside you, other than yourself. My Best Friend says Hi
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
Bella's honeymoon dress
Bella and Edward's hotel
Bella and Edward's hotel room
Bella's dinner dress