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I am what I have been told is nearly as rare as the White Rhino, a straight twentysomething guy who reads not only the Twilight saga and Harry Potter but also loves reading Fanfic.

I live and work on our family sheep farm that half inspired my first attempt at a Fanfic.

I am also looking for a Beta reader who will be very very patient more so than English teachers use to be, I think they gave up I was always better at maths and science. What other class do you get away with blowing up a class room well blowing up test tubes when the fermentation experiment worked a bit too well (shame they never let us try it out I think the proof would have been pretty good).

I also have a weird sense of humour that few seem to get.

Ok thats not suppose to sound like I'm like I'm somewhere speed dating.

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Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 6,322 - Follows: 6,892 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
One Act of Kindness by JackPotr reviews
What if Harry met someone different in the Alley when he was eleven? What if it was someone who was looking for a friend as well and whose heart went out for a boy who appeared to be lost? Harry/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,741 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,711 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 4,833 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D.]
Ruttin Twi'lek by Iggyboo reviews
Cannon Harry Potter up to the fight in the tent with Ron. What if the Force/Magick was not happy with Alderaan being destroyed? What if she called on Harry to be that champion?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Aayla S., Harry P., Dobby
Don't Mess With Harry Potter Sir by JackPotr reviews
Just a little idea of what should have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Division 6: Magic Special Services by LionofPerth reviews
Harry got a job offer after the Tri-Wizard Cup, and accepted it. Independent! Harry, Anti Ron/Hermione/Dumbledore/Order of the Phoenix. Ships: First Harry/Tonks, then later on Harry/Ginny. The rest explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,676 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P.
Fancy Changing the Future? by Vickie1996 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry is unable to fulfil his destiny. Living under the harsh rule of King Voldemort, a girl sends a book into the past. A book called "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" very AU after book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,209 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Kaleidoscope by lyricalrevelations7 reviews
STORY IS CONTINUING. Harry Potter is the boy who lived people see him but don't quite understand. Fleur Delacour is constantly looked upon as anything but who she really is. The world sees them only one way, but they see each other in a million different fragments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,413 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12252 - Favs: 7,514 - Follows: 6,182 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Man Army by Oblivion12 reviews
4th year AU, with the rebirth of the Dark Lord. No one believed our young hero, even whom he considered family and friends. While taking a midnight stroll, he stumbled upon a new way to battle the coming darkness. Himself.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,586 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Aayla S., Harry P.
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14886 - Favs: 9,263 - Follows: 5,315 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Heir by Hawk reviews
This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,306 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Death's Angel by Ravenic Tauro reviews
Death sees fit to give Harry a second chance to save all those who died during the War and sends him back to the beginning of his fourth year as the Angel of Death. Honks. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Ties That Bind by Epeefencer reviews
My take on a Soul Bonding story. It is set slightly AU. Harry and Ginny forge a Bond when Harry saves Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets but it doesn't manifest strongly till they start becoming closer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 266,049 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What Everyone Missed by chelseyb reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 4,645 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5577 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,653 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Sink or Swim by onesweetbell reviews
Alice and Rosalie bring Bella along on a single's cruise. On her first day, Bella gets seasick and has to pay a visit to Dr. Cullen. From there on, will it be smooth sailing or rough seas? M-rated for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,042 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Third Wife by nails233 reviews
In my world when a man says "I do," he says it a lot. In my world it is not uncommon for a man to have more than one wife. We are not your everyday polygamist's, we are new breed. AH/AU Don't like it,don't read it. NC-17 for a contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,118 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Rebel and The Chosen by chelseyb reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Runaway by Toni-Marie Cullen reviews
Bella Swan: Novel writer and in need of a date to her best friend's wedding. Edward Cullen: Soon-to-be ex-Male Escort and Soulmate Searching. They meet, they attract, they run. Will love be the answer to bring them back? E/B A/J Em/R 'M' for Lemons/Lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,743 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Orders Four by doughnutter reviews
What if Neville was the boy who lived? What if Harry and his family were key member of the order of the phoenix and round up DeathEaters? What if Dumbledore defeated Voldemort in the Ministry of Magic that night? 6th Year OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A New Harry by Eternalscibe41 reviews
As a result of his third year, Harry's magic becomes unstable so he is taken by an eccentric genius who is thought dead and taught how magic should truly be used. Harry now knows enough to fulfill his destiny. The question is: what is his destiny? Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,316 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14408 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unintended Consequences by sbmcneil reviews
When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,627 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lake House by inlovewithgreeneyes reviews
Bella moves to the lake escape from her past. Edward is a doctor that moves to the lake to work with his uncle. What happens when her past brings her face to face with what could be her future? Can she ever forgive herself? Can Edward heal her pain?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,270 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Prophecy's True Course by Maskmaroon reviews
Dumbledore's manipulations go awry, leaving the prophecy to fulfill it's true course starting with Harry's first year at Hogwart's. Harry/multi HP/HG/NT/FD/?/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D., Hermione G.
Grab a boob day by RonjaRose reviews
title says it all. it is about how Edward finds out that it is - grab boob day - and will use it in every way with his girlfriend Bella. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veela Bond by DrgnMstr reviews
Starts at end of 5th year, AU from there. What happens when Veela are Soul Bonded? Harry is about to find out. And maybe, just maybe, he'll get what he needs to survive as well. Response to Surprise! Challenge. 2 chapters up! HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,078 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Nineteen Canvasses by Cars1 reviews
Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes. All Human. Rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,753 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 6,698 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
The Light, the Dark, and the True by Wyx reviews
During OotP, but does not follow book's plot. Harry is informed of the existence of three ancient paths: the Light Arts, the Dark Arts, and the True Arts. As Voldemort seeks the Dark Arts and Dumbledore pursues the Light, how will Harry prepare himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Bite the Big Apple by ReasonandRhyme reviews
Esme's day started out so well, but after a sidewalk tumble lands her in the arms of a stranger, she quickly learns that anything can happen in New York City. Mature, ExE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Miranda Rights by Ana Llivell reviews
Edward is a cop. Bella is the arestie. What will happen? Lemons. One-shot. Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots of Desire by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
An up and coming model. A photographer. A sensual photo shoot...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Prude Turned Porn Star by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella Swan is a 22 college prude. One night, a stranger asks her for help. And that green-eyed stranger asks Bella to be his porn partner. "You mind posing nude with me?" Hilarity ensues! Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Runaway Wizard by bluminous8 reviews
AU Voldemort is defeated, and all's well in the Wizarding World. Why has Harry abandoned it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter: Semper Fidelis by J.A Jasper reviews
At age 8 Harry was used as a bargaining chip in one of his uncle's deals. He ended up at a military academy in the states for most of the year learning new skills. Will he decided to attend Hogwarts? If so will Hogwarts be ready for him? NOT A SLASH STORY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
High Standards by kanishamarie reviews
17 year old rebel Bella is sent to live with her gran in forks for her reckless behavior, Enters Edward Cullen. Kindhearted and a boob grabber? OOC ED/B Rated M! Sucky summary I know! Give it a try! please?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 7,170 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Beautiful Dangerous by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
When Harry was in the hospital after the third task Fleur tells him that she will stand by him in the war. however when she goes to privet drive become closer and then becomes the DADA teacher the story is better than bio HP/FD HG/VK Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Lunchtime, Loud Music & Limos by chartwilightmom reviews
Example Entry for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys - A Face In The Crowd Contest: An unusual lunchtime traffic jam during music fan Bella Swan's lunch hour proves to be interesting and beneficial to lead guitarist Edward Cullen. AU/AH/Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Undertow by SpecialK199 reviews
Bella likes her life the way things are, especially her morning swims at the beach. What she doesn't bet on is a few elderly matchmakers, a cunning waitress, a handsome Good Samaritan and a sea that always provides ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shopping List by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella goes shopping after just moving in with her father in small town, Forks. Sell-boy Edward helps her around. They get stuck in the store when the doors close automatically. Darkness, Edward, free products...what can happen? ONE SHOT - now, short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married at 18 by AimeeBass reviews
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who'd she only just met. The problem? She's still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage. Rated M. -Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Scottish Connection by Itsme66 reviews
Harry may not have been as isolated as the Order thought, in the summer after 4th year. Rated for alcohol abuse, swearing, innuendo, and maybe a naughty scene or two later on. Unbeta'd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Katie B.
Betrayal by WolfbrotherTitan reviews
A foolish mistake has drastic consequences and painful decisions will follow, but out of pain and darkness can come joy and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,371 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legally Hooked by silverdaggermotherfecker reviews
Edward is a young police officer who falls for his bosses daughter, Bella. Lemons. One shot maybe. All human. A whole lot of fluff. Kinky sex scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Black Phoenix by Blkphnx reviews
Harry travels back in time in hope of saving those he can and a chance to meet his parents. But what if all he believed to be true was exposed to be a lie? Can he survive it? Does the darkness consume him or will he embrace it? Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
What May Be by Blakery reviews
A story about the future of Harry, set in a slightly altered postDH universe. MAJOR sexual content, violence, and very adult themes. This is going to be a long one!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
After Hours by TigerLilyFire reviews
After visiting hours, Bella runs into a hot doctor. Dr. Fun Bum is ready for your check up. Please get naked. M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Auctioned Off by cursesmykirkes reviews
What happens when Bella is auctioned off to Edward Cullen-the biggest geek in school? A lot can change from a short vacation. Will Bella's boyfriend stay in the picture? All human. No MATURE scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,270 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Forgotten Power by JoshB reviews
HP/NT HONKS . This is a post-ootp fic containing a very independent and powerful/super Harry. There is a fair amount of bashing here. I don't really do angst, so dont expect much in this story. Reposted and officially on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,307 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 424 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The List by lylev reviews
Harry and Ron both get letters from Gringotts that will change their lives. Harry/multi But the primary pairing will be Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
LUST, LUCK and LOVE? by katie-masen reviews
My mind took me to three nights ago, the first time Bella and I had sex. She was 3 years younger and had a body to die for. Edward x Bella....LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 570 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power of the Magi by Lansar1 reviews
Dumbledore manipulates, the horrid end has been seen, steps toward justice are taken. HarryTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,283 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Stolen Magic by what are you even saying reviews
PostGoF. Voldemort surprises Harry at Privet Drive, but gets more than he bargained for. Harry winds up with Fleur's veela abilities and a bit more power. HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Primal Magic by Sutenhotep reviews
After the DoM, Harry finds blocked powers, new abilities, and a sudden need to marry Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Year before the Last! by Shader1 reviews
Harry Potter in his sixth year. Harry finds out during his summer that he is a male veela. Once again Harry's life is turned upside down but how will he take it? Harrymultiships. R&R Chapter 6 is finally out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Extracurricular Activities by jamesaddict reviews
Tonks is giving special lessons to the trio during the summer before 6th year. She gets more than she bargained for when sparks fly between her and Harry. Warning! This is HarryTonks! Avoid if this ship is unappealing to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks