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Author has written 4 stories for Night World series, Impulse, Ellen Hopkins, and Hush, Hush.

book adict. i love greek mythology (which also means i love percy jackson! he is sooo fine!) I cant stand the word vibrate (shudders) and a number of people aren't at the top of my "Like List" but it takes to much energy to hate. I love the number 5 and 0 and Sierra Schuetz. My favorite letter is R and I despise the letter Q. Its a wannabe O.

Steel's Awesome Boots-

Steel Kick Ass Car

100 ways to have fun with cardboard boxes. Since I don't like 100 how bout 13.

1. Build a rocket ship and fly to the outer reaches of planet nerd in order to return to your own speices.
I already own and invaded/took over mars the moon and Uranus.

2. Build a house so u can do what you want. Your roof your rules.

3.You could be completely lame and have no life so your most creative use for a box is storage then I take pity on u.

4. Find away to make it into the shape of a unicorn then ask for my awesome skills to bring it to life then u can live your sick and twisted happily ever after.

5. Put a turtle in it along with anything else you find fit then label it DO NOT OPEN. See who gets the surprise.

6. Hide in the box until the world freezes over and you become the only living person and can try all the free samples you want. That will show everyone the definition of FREE samples.

7. Drive your raceBOXcar into a wall and retire from racing with all your glory fame and money.

8. Sit in the box and deliver it to your friend. When she opens it jump out and scare them like the good friend you are. Happy un-birthday to u to.

9. Build a box powered machine that solves all the world’s problems so we can live in a deranged world of rainbows that eat people and people that eat monkeys and television sets because they don't need them they have a box.

10. Capture your monster and keep him in the box until he agrees to stop eating all the cookies and learns how to do all your homework then teach him your plans to take over the world I MEAN TO HELP THE NATION OF RANDOM PEOPLE.

11. Paint the box to look like an old cave then attach it to your tv and bam you have the second time traveling mechanism as I already have the first. Then go back in time to alter reality so people walk on their heads. I have already altered reality but you don't know because you can't remember before I alternated it.

12. Turn your box into a stage make all your friends be in the show then completely humiliate yourself. These r the things u remember.
13. Create the largest box and marshmallow then live in the box with marshmallow carpeting and bedding

so there you have it and dont you ever ever ever diss the box.

My favorite series is... The Percy Jackson Series. Night World (come on Strange Fate!!!). Hunger Games. The Clique (I love when bitchy girls fight ). The Forrbiden Games series.

Favorite books... (The books in the series above are included) Graceling. Fire. Shadow. Shiver. Linger. The Last Song. Wings. Spells. Wicked Lovely. Ink Exchange. Fragile Eternity. Radiant Shadows. Evermore. Blue Moon.

Favorite bands... Coldplay. Secondhand Serenade. Hey Monday. Sick Puppies. A Rocket To The Moon. Evanescene. Within Temptation. Red Jumpsuit. BTR. Green Day. OneRebulic. Slipknot. Fireflight. Finger Eleven. Rise Against. Iron & Wine. The Script. Muse. Paramore. Linkin Park. Maroon 5. Flyleaf. Three Days Grace. Fall Out Boy. Nickleback. Skillet.

Favorite colors.. Black and Red. And Gray

Favorite shows... Avatar: The Last Airbender. Degrassi. Private Practivce. iCarly (I know. Im a nerd).

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter the wrong password on your microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or FaceBook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did ;]

The truth scares me.

But silence reveals it.

Darkness is welcoming

I embrace it if I can.

Life confuses me.

But I live it anyway.

I have secrets just itching to be told.

I keep them in with great difficulty.

People are too consuming.

So I avoid them if I can.

I'm pessimistic most days.

Other days I am neutral.

The world is a mess.

But i work my way through the clutter.

Pain is inevitable.

So I choose not to fear it.

Fear and pain are signs that you are still alive.

I choose them over a perfect world.

I'm Fading

into the static background


just white

blinding my eyes

and stumbling into


They shove me back

I feel bleak

and cold

Like a blurring winter

Snow and silence

But I do hear the

laughter of the people

that have pushed me back,

forgotten me,

and leave me alone

and avoid me

I know it is stupid

to think this way,

but I feel it

I'm Losing

I'm Going

I'm Fading

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (um... all the time.)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you've ever wanted to yell "CRUNCHATIZE ME CAPT'N!" then copy&paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow for more than 5 minutes, copy this into your profile.

Raise your hand if Adolf Hitler sucks! If you just raised your hand, copy and paste this onto your profile and write your name here: Kitty G.

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you? Shots by LMFAO (uhmmmm... thanks?)

2. Will I have a happy life? Miracle By Cascada (am i miracle or will i need a miracle?)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Freakshow by Britney Spears (Oh... yay...)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne (Oh yay! I think)

5. How can I make myself happy? Bottoms Up by Trey Songz (Yeeeeeah. By gettin' drunk!)

6. What should I do with my life? He's A Pirate from the POTC soundtrack (YAY!!! IM GONNA BE A PIRATE!!!)

7. What is some good advice for me? Take It Off by Ke$ha (To strip? ohhhhk... whatever the universe says...)

8. How will I be remembered? Annabelle by Rocket To The Moon (a bitch? damn! im already thought like that now!)

9. What is my signiture dancing song? Shark In The Water by V.V. Brown (...)

10. What is my current theme song? Dance Me If You Can by The Cheetah Girls (...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Everytime We Touch by Cascada (Oooh! Ill take it!)

12. What song will be played at my funeral? Ignorance by Paramore (Im badass... I know)

13. What type of men do you like? Hard by Rihanna (Hard ones??)

14. What is my day going to be like? Burn It To The Ground by Nickleback (DAmnnnnnn!)

15. What will tomorrow bring? How Low by Ludacris (Double Damnnnn!)

You May Be A Writer If-

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you do it.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Night World, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Twilight...)

If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile

If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to profile

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile (Morgead is way more manly and sexier than Edward)

███ 30% Athletic
████ 40% Competitive
█████ 50% Bitchy
██████ 60% Music Lover
███████ 70% Loud
████████ 80% Queen
█████████ 90% Love Addict
██████████ 100% Book Addict

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile

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If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISG

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Sometimes, you hate to brush your hair
Sometimes, you don't care what you look like


You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You were in gymnastics/dance.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing body perfume

You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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100 Themes: Night World by killerbee07 reviews
A list of 100 words and I have to write drabbles or onexshots that revolve around each. Find out why Delos hates the stars 34 , what Galen really means when he says "kitten" 23 , and Mare's general attitude toward vampire novels 39 .
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012
Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
I'd Give You The Stars by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Jenna is your average hot-tempered girl and Jace is an arrogant vampire with a ultra-selfish personality. He never thought he could ever care about anything besides himself. When two people who hate each other are destined to be. Reviews are welcomed.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009
Life Changing Text by SubjectDeltaBubz reviews
When Katara answers a text late one night, will it change her life for better or worse?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,124 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Flowery Swag by bubbly chick reviews
"Connor, I'm going to get my swagger back. See this...500 drachmas. If I don't kiss Katie Gardner by the end of next week, they're all yours." He's Travis Freaking Stoll. He's lost his mojo. He can get this girl, though...right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Fighting Fate by paranorma reviews
Willow is a damaged girl who just needs some space, but when she moves to a new town, space is the last thing the local boys want to give her. Willow has news for them: she is not for sale! Hell, can't a girl just catch a break?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,089 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
Nightmare by MaryAliceBrandonWhitlockCullen reviews
The Daybreaker girls have to go through their worst nightmares while their soulmates watch. What secrets will be revealed? And how much can they take?
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Dangerous Love by LineMuffin reviews
This story is about the new danger to Circle Daybreak, Alex, which is a made vampire, and his soulmate Josie, which is human. Will Josie be able to get Alex over to the good side, or will she be suduced by him into the darkness?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011
The Week Off, Daybreak Style by Little.Miss.Lexi.Quinn reviews
When the Daybreaker's get a much needed and unexpected week off, they come up with a plan. Each person chooses one activity for the whole group to do, and everyone HAS to do it. From ice skating to sky diving this week is going to be VERY interesting!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rashel J., J. Quinn
Daughters of Apollo by LunaPadma reviews
The daughters of Apollo are often overlooked. A collection of unrelated one-shots about different daughters of Apollo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Apollo
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My Mystery Angel reviews
It's a remake of HH but Patch is a girl with a different name and Nora is a dude different name . I'm not not creative so no flames please. Please read my followers :D You don't have to red Hush, Hush to undertand this story.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
Not Expected reviews
Grace moves in with friends while the her parents are away. Things go totally unexpected when she meets her soul mate Racer.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - J. Quinn
I Assume You Know reviews
These are poems about Tony, Conner, and Vanessa. They don't really mention each other but I think they're pretty accurate. This is my first poem fanfic so be gracious. Please let me know if I should continue writing poems. And please read this.
Impulse, Ellen Hopkins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011
While On The Job reviews
Onyx Grace finds her long lost bastard of a broher, Dotten while she is on a job with her fellow Hidden Furies. She finds out that his captive is said to be the Fourth Wild Power. When they take her the Day Breakers, she meets her soul mate Duece.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010