Tar-Palantir
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Joined 08-13-02, id: 251921
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Book X-overs, Shakespeare, and Lord of the Rings.
Thought it was about time i updated this.

Hello to all!

I'm sixteen yrs old, and now have my Learner's Licence, so if you live in Australia, or are visiting STAY OFF THE ROADS.

I live in Australia. And no, we do not ride to school on kangaroos. I live in a community outside Canberra, which is, contrary to poular beleif, the capital of Australia.

I do not consider myself a 'writer', so therefore do not suffer from writer-related problems, such as writer's block, artistic writer's depression, writer's foot etc.

I am hardly ever satisfied with what i write. That's probably because most of it is a load of crap. Don't call it 'putting myself down', it's the truth, which i am accepting as true and constant at the moment. I get very sick of people calling my crap good. If they honestly beleive it, well that's their own lookout.

I like Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy; LOTR, Two Tower's being my favourite; Harry Potter, the series, not the kid; Catch-22, except when it applies to me. I also like Gershwin, Saint-Saens, Tchaik, Bizet, anything people would put in the 'boring classical' catagory.

I HATE all out, no apologies slash, though implied is not too bad. For this reason I do not write all out no apologies slash. I basically don't write what i wouldn't like to read.

I like reading fics, but don't like sifting through 100s of them, so if you want me to read your fic, or know of an awesome fic, tell me.

Don't get distraught when i don't put up new chapters, they'll come eventually.

And feel free to email me.

That's about all i have to say.

Beware of the Grim (the Grim being the car i drive)

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Mirror, mirror by Luthien Tinuviel reviews
Yet another HP/LOTR crossover...these are so much fun! Review for Elven Rings! It's Chapter 13, and, well, it's Chapter 13!!
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,211 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002
Where Poppies Blow by CocoBeans reviews
HP/LOTR! Legolas, Gandalf, and Haldir try and help defeat Voldemort. Can house-elves really be a Kin to the Elves of Lórien or Mirkwood? Will Haldir be able to save Legolas from danger? And how does Percy fit into all this? CHPT. 12'S UP! READ ON!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,236 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002
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The Adventures of Elrond and Thranduil reviews
The Aventures of Elrond and Thranduil; the pancake saga. Ever wonder what elves would be like making pancakes? We did, and this was the result... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Elrond
Vain Streak reviews
Chapter 11: Join Mary-Jane and the 'gang' on their quest to...I don't know what their quest is at the moment. Nor do they. We (finally) get to Edoras and briefly meet some officials there. please R & R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,118 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Legolas
Banquo's Banquet Saga reviews
Banquo has just been murdered, and it's pay back time. This was actually part of an English assignment. Is quite amusing. r&r
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2002
Voldemort vs Sauron War by Correspondence reviews
NEW CHAPER UP!!!! Don't get too excited. Just read, reveiw...and don't forget to flame :p
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
Have a Very Happy Birthday.... reviews
It happens every year, and every year Snape can't stand it. The anniversary of his birth is the last thing he wants to celebrate, and this will probably be the worst yet. v. short fic, will only be a few chapters. *LAST CHAPTER UP!!!! YAY!!!!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Severus S.