Poll: I haven't updated SMG 3 or Shadows of Failure in a long time. I'd rather work on other stories Da Rock, FanReality, Daring Truths... . Seeing how popular Rich's saga is not , I don't think most will mind if I stop. However, I want to be sure that there really aren't many fans. So, the question is: should I stop working on Rich's saga? Don't worry about never figuring out what happened to Rich: I'll spoil it in one final chapter if I choose to stop writing them . Vote Now!
Author has written 10 stories for Mario, and Game X-overs.
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The what and when: Updates from me.
And my birthday is coming. On the eleventh of December, I'm becoming eightteen. ... No, I won't do anything special for it.
End important stuff.
… What, you didn’t stop by the updates? Then you must have an interest in me… How… pleasant… Then… come closer… closer to your screen… because… there’s something waiting for you there… your… pain brought by hitting the screen!
Okay, I’ll stop with that creepy talk. Let’s be serious. Welcome to my profile, where you learn several things about me. Thus, if you’re stalker of me, then this is the place to be! ... However, I’m not happy with that…
What I’m called? I won’t reveal that, protecting privacy blah blah blah… But you may call me Boss-defeater. And don’t nickname me Boss, because I’m not a boss. Okay, maybe a few times I think I will end up as a boss in a fanfic, but not always!
In case you’re wondering, I’m a male. Don’t dare to put a fe- before that. I hate that. Seriously, don’t dare it. It’s unsafe for you.
… How do I continue this introduction…? Oh wait, maybe what I like. First a mention though that I’m Dutch. You know, from the Netherlands. That small country above Belgium, which is above France. And also on the West of Germany, and the East of the United Kingdom. That country. Refreshed your geography?
I like video games. Especially boss battles, if you hadn’t figured that one out. I also like to read, though playing video games is something I like more. But there’s one thing you can use to get me away from the games… and that’s an amusement park. I LOVE THEM! And Roller Coaster Tycoon. That game got me into playing video games…
But other than that game, I also like Mario, Pokémon, the Legend of Zelda and Titan Quest. I’ve also played a few Harvest Moon games, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days, Rayman advance and Rayman 2 (though that one had some kind of glitch), Bomberman DS, Little Big Planet, Wii sports resort (I LOVE SWORD FIGHTING), Kirby (though only a few selected games) and… Well, I don’t remember much more… I’m kind of picky. And lack money to buy a massive amount of video games. And consoles. Not very helpful if you’re a gamer. Casual gamer, I’m afraid, because I don’t like shooters. One time I tried… And it’s a wonder I actually hit some enemies… Accidently, of course. I also don’t like mature games very much… SO MUCH BLOOD! And cleavage. I wonder why the women in games don’t seem to like clothes much…
But that’s enough about the video games. Let’s move on to things I like on this site… Or more specifically, the stories.
Adventures: Go and defeat villain B! Search for ancient treasure! Yep, these kind of stories I like the most.
Humor: I want to laugh! THUS GIVE ME HUMOR! OR ELSE… OR ELSE… or else… so much for an epic demand…
Parody: See humor. I’m not going to write a new sentence for something that can be classified under something I already wrote before. … I have just written a new sentence, haven’t I…
Romance: No, I do not like these very much. Comes with being a boy, I think. Don’t want to stereotype. However, slight romance along with adventure/humor is fine with me. Actually, then I enjoy it very much.
Self-Inserts: Noes! Stuck in alternate dimension and wanting to go back! I love these stories. If they’re good, of course. I prefer the more angsty ones, where the main character has to deal with a lot of bull(CENSORED), instead of those where he can do magical things without reason...
But now for some more important question. What kind of stories do I write? That’s kind of easy. Adventures, humor and parodies. And self-inserts. I’m not that original with the plot, but… There’s usually one plot more going on in the background… An example would be Super Mario Galaxy 3. In that story, I’ve given a few hints towards a secret plot. An hint where you can find those hints? Check the chapters where Rich talks about his history. He was not brought to the Mushroom Kingdom without reason… I love the moment when Rich says that when one enters a warp pipe, unknowing that it is a warp pipe, you won’t be able to leave it anymore… And the guides’ smirk that followed…
Enough about that. Another theme that one can find in my stories, is that they always parody fanfictions. I’ve currently one story that is a real parody, but SMG 3 also has some jokes. Rich has to endure the dangerous path that all other OC’s of other authors made for him… These parodies might be either funny ones, or very serious. FanReality will deal with self-inserts, but not on a fun way.
Last theme that tends to happen in my stories, is love. And not just love, but backstabbing love. Unless I make clear on this page that I support a pairing between two OC’s, DO NOT TRUST THE PAIRING. Either the male or the female is planning to kill the other… Love will also backstab on other ways than that literally. All OC’s will endure love on this way.
Do also suspect lots of bosses in my stories. And a lot of secret final bosses as well. Actually, unless the story doesn't seem like to have a boss, always suspect the main villain to not be the real final boss. Or at the very least, that he attempts to win twice.
My favorite shippings? Why do you want to know…? Oh well, here’s a list…
LuigiXDaisy: … For some reason, I’m an absolute fanboy of this pairing, but why I don’t know… Though, it is an awesome pairing.
MarioXPeach: … Are you really asking me why? Have you ever played a Mario bros. game…?
RoxasXXion: Yes, I’m fan of this one, not of RoxasXNamine. Then again… I’ve only played 358/2 days…
… Now that’s done, I’m just going short through a few other things. Basically, the things you need to know for stories where I’m in.
Other things you will have to discover for yourself. But now the introduction has been finished. Go and have fun while reading other parts of this profile. By the way, above is not the famous 18,000 words profile I sent to ChrisMSMB for HSD. Which was only 1,710 words long, by the way. I'm bad at writing summaries, but 18,000 words...? I had to do it in two posts, and in one post fit 8000 CHARACTERS. 8000*2=16,000. See? It isn't even possible.
Also, since of 1-15-2012, I have a deviantART account. I have no idea why I did that, but I did. A link to my profile?
Luigi doesn’t answer your questions: A parody on the normal Q&A. Check it out if you have the time, or don’t.
Stories currently written:
A dare or truth story? Maybe you had hoped you had seen the last of them, but no. However, this story has a plot, telling how Mario characters and OC's alike attempt to get out a paradise-like dreamworld... Dealing with crazy dares and truths...
And now on to the bio of the OC's... (they will be updated when needed) (If not revealed directly, the tag will contain a hint ('...') about it, if there is one, of course.)
Name: ??? (Main OC)
Name: ??? (Main OC)
Name: Rich Bosman (Mario OC)
'Never would have thought they would mean this literally with 'a journey to a new world!''
'wondering if this universe was not Wonderland… He came through a hole after all.'
Side (Good, evil...): Antihero, good side. As long it doesn't break the rules, he remains on the good side. Otherwise... He might try and protect the rules...
(SMG 3) Rich's room, Faceship 2.
(Overshadowed) Somewhere in toad town, Mushroom Kingdom.
First appearance: Super Mario Galaxy 3, chapter: 3. Prologue: The preparations for the preparations
Super Mario Galaxy 3
Description: Rich stands around 5.53 feet. There are no muscles to be seen, but that doesn't mean Rich is fat. He's just... normal. Not skinny and not fat. Rich has short brown hair, that is always in mess, simply because he doesn't do anything with it, besides cutting it sometimes. His hair covers a bit of his head, but not actually special. His head is one of a boy that has entered puberty for a medium amount of time. Signs of a mustache are near his mouth, but also the signs of the mustache poorly shaved away.
Rich wears brown normal shoes. They are not very huge, but they are just a little bit huger than normal. Rich wears socks, but you will never be able to see them, thanks to his dark blue jeans. Those jeans are not special at all; just normal jeans for boys. Above those jeans is a plain dark yellow sweater. It's absolutely not light. But besides that, there's also not much to say about the sweater.
Rich usually wears a dark blue digital watch. He kinda... wears it wrong. Instead of wearing it on the top of his wirst, he wears it at the side of it.
Personality: Rich is a shy person. He tends to not talk too much. However, he’s very loyal to his nonexistent friends and family. And also to the rules. He hates rule breakers so much, that he, if he sees it as forced, will attack anyone who’s planning to break them. He’s also smart, and besides former noticed thing, is not very violent. He’s also slightly pessimistic, and prefers to limit danger to a point where it’s not dangerous anymore. Despite his attempts at being as pessimistic as possible, he usually tries his best at achieving his goal, even if it’s impossible.
A clichéd past
The unluckiness of being lucky…
On a random but normal day, a whole new organization came into existence: The World Culture Lottery. The first prize? A journey to a new world, probably America… Rich was not interested in it, but was in the second prize: 99 coins! And that for ONE MILLION people! And you didn’t even have to pay anything at all! Rich of course entered, but much to his shock, he actually won the first prize. He refused to go at first, despite the attempts of more and more people, until he finally gave in thanks to ???
Not long after that, Rich was flown over to New York, where two guides from the World Culture Lottery brought him to an old, abandoned mansion... There he found a green warp pipe, and after some convincing from the two guides, entered it hesitantly. Part of the convincing seemed to come from some certain legends... Maybe the questions marks previous paragraph?
And so he ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom, not knowing that he would be there for a longer time than he thought…
An alternate dimension intergalactic adventure… (SMG 3)
Rich anxiously waited for the star festival to happen. However, he never expected the expected (well, the Mushroom Kingdom could expect it), and Bowser attacked the Mushroom Kingdom, princessnapping both Peach and Daisy. He also plumbernapped Luigi, and teenagernapped Rich. And toad brigade-napped the toad brigade as well. Mario was not napped and set off to rescue them all, even though not knowing Rich yet.
Mario quickly rescued Rich, who was not happy with the fact that he would not return until the adventure is over. There was a possibility once, namely the Starshroom, but it got stolen before E. Gadd could bring Rich back. Toadsworth saw possibilities in Rich, and attempted to convince him to join Mario in his adventure. He failed at this in the end, but managed to befriend Rich a bit.
Rich was asked by E. Gadd to test out the tropelet 2, a machine that can transport anyone back to it as long as it has data about the person. The test seemed to be successful at first, but after Rich got knocked out for the second time, it turned up that it's not able to teleport Rich. Rich has already awoken, but doesn't remember why he got knocked-out again... And why were his legs cold and did he feel shocked?
Rich faced many more foes, which consists of two men. Mario and Luigi. Overconfident of himself, not knowing the truth and in an attempt to ensure no rules were broken, Rich himself faced Mario and Luigi in a battle. He didn’t last long, and was brought back to the faceship, ensnared so he would try another fight. Can the plumbers and Rich ask each other for forgiveness?
Settling in with an adventure... (Quest for the golden pipe)
It's a shadowy mess over there... (Shadows of failure)
Still stuck in the Mushroom Kingdom for six months now, Rich attempts again to find a warp pipe to get back home. However, having read many stories where love succeeds over all, Rich complains about it, before leaving to the ruins he's about to visit. Will something happen on the way?
Let's get rid of the thief. (Chasing answers)
The final story. (Fungus Quest)
Rich is a very bad jumper and runner. However, he makes up for that with having more health than Mario, Luigi, Peach and Daisy. Wario, Waluigi, Bowser and Bowser's children have more though. His more than average health doesn't mean that his stamina is high, which is actually as worse as his jumping and running skills.
An OC cannot go without his own ability or magic, and in this case, Rich has his own ability. This ability gives him the power to reflect any projectile with a punch. The name? The reflect punch. His ability is currently not fully awakened though, as he isn't able to reflect non-solid (Mostly magical) projectiles. After Rich’s encounter with Planetavor, he’s able to send projectiles back faster than when they came. The reflect punch needs to be charged before use, and that takes some time. Not much, but it still takes time.
Likes: Video games, ???
Dislikes: Parties, Wario, ???
Family: 'However, he couldn't ignore his own parents.'
Love interest: ???
SMG 3: Terribly misguided boy!
Name: ??? (Mario OC)
Gender: Female (The smart ones can figure out where I'm going with this one...)
Name: ??? (Main villain)
Name: ??? (Main villain)
Name: ??? (Main villain)
Name: Hammer bro? (Mario villain)
Species: Koopa: Hammer bro.
Current stay: Unknown
First appearance: SMG 3 chapter 6: The battle for Stardock
All appearances: SMG 3
Description: A normal hammer bro?
Personality: He seems to be more serious than most of Bowser's minions, and is slightly hot tempered as well... Despite being loyal to Bowser, he still has a brain which he's not afraid to use.
Likes: Winning, ???
Dislikes: Heroes, losing, ???
History: The hammer bro attempted to capture/kill Mario at Stardock, but failed to do this due some comical events. He retreated in the end, but if it's the last of him we will see? ... Oh well, even if he does, he will probably be a comic relief, not?
Abilities/powers: He can only use hammers that he got out of nowhere... But who says he won't learn more?
Love interest: Not considered to give him one.
SMG 3: Minion that uses hammers, instead of getting them on his head.
Luna: A cheerful luma captain, sister of Lubba. Has one secret, however. She only appears in Super Mario Galaxy 3.
Mysteria: A girl made as a parody on the 'writers' of the questions given and answers that the characters in a 'Character answers your questions' give to those questions. Seems to have be rather cheerful, but a bit hot-headed when things don't go her way. She only appears in 'Luigi doesn't answer your questions.' Also has one of the most original names ever *CoughMysteriousCough)
Quotes of the Defeater (Because I tend to forget to put in other quotes... -_-' Really, only one quote in here wasn't from me previously...)
No matter how ridicule it is, there is always a reason for an opinion.
Every opinion is right. If you believe one opinion is absolutely stupid, then you're the stupid one for not opening yourself to the opinion.
I'm gonna befriend you, b*Censored*! (Me against the Shadow Blot, Epic Mickey)
I won't lower myself to his level, no...
Oh hey look, dead butler with dinner plate. Obviously a head under it... Yes, there comes the hea-... *SPLASH IN DA FACE* (Me in a ghost house, getting surprised by something clichéd except for a water spray that came from a certain head... )
But you need it to make it easier for you to tell if a question is rhetorical or not...
Have we spoken before? No. How can I have told you I'm cleverbot if we have not spoken before? You aren't. You just said I was. You need to get your act together if you want to be MY robot overlord.
You need money and time to bake the cake.
The cake is a lie.
You are a lie. You are a nobody. No one cares about you.
Just believe in me.
(Me and Cleverbot talking. Fear the randomness of the Cleverbot!)
Copy and paste! (Everything not bolted is my response on the C&P)
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (It sure does...) (It really does...)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! (What's even more cool, is that it apparently even works if it's a different language. If you understand the language, that is.)
If you believe that the final boss for Paper Mario 3DS is probably going to be Mario due to the fact we fought Bowser, Peach, and Luigi, copy and paste this to your profile (It's either him, or somebody else that we often see in the Mario series.)
If you're a bigger fan of 'Luigi' than Pennington, copy and paste this to your profile. (Go Luigi!) (Or Mario... Who do we actually mean?)
If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile. (And I promise you, I will use it sometime... If not already...)
If you've ever said Letsa Go when leaving your classroom copy and paste this to your profile. (I said that phrase also on other times...)
If you think most/all video game music is better than/equals to 'normal music', then copy and paste this to your profile. (Hey look, I made this one!) (Yes, I'm totally cheating this by having four possibilities. Who cares.)
If you tend to make fun of things that happen too often, then good for you. Oh, and you might wanna copy this and paste it to your profile. (Another one from me!) (If you don't believe me, read 'Luigi answers your questions.' Or if you're a hardcore seeker, try Super Mario Galaxy 3. Also has some parodies on other stories in it. (CoughRichCough))
Most authors on the Mario selection prefer DaisyXLuigi/LuigiXDaisy over other pairings that includes one of the two. If you're not one of those authors, then don't copy and paste this. If you are, then copy and paste this. (Third one of my creation.) (What? We can't be always one of the rest...)
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:
4. Toon Link (Spirit Tracks)
5. Zelda (Spirit Tracks)
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
No Luigi, ghosts don’t come out in the middle of the night… Besides, you’re the one that went through the ghost mansion, so let me sleep…
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
What the… Why didn’t I close off the door!?! Get immediately out, Daisy!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: You’re going to marry a Pokémon, basically an animal?!? One that isn’t even adult?!?
Toon Link: …
Me: … And I thought I was the silent one…
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Shouldn’t Zelda be governing New Hyrule? Oh well, thanks anyway, I guess…
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: *Hands over some leaves that Girafarig eats* How did it happen?
Girafarig: *Looks accusingly at his own tail…*
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I probably don’t understand what he says anyway, so I wouldn’t be doing anything… Besides, he’s just a baby, he doesn’t realize what he’s doing… Does he?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
No fried bicycles… I think I don’t mind it at all.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: Please help! Two serial killers are hunting me down! They’re very dangerous! Please!
Luigi: *Has already left, screaming his head off*
Me: … Next time, I should’ve said that they were easy to be-… *Gets killed*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Bring me to an hospital, and visit me daily while keeping me up to date of all sports he did in the meantime… Not mentioning the fact that I get jealous.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Probably a video game that we can play multiplayer. That, or some kind of sport item, and then she drags me off to do whatever sport it’s meant to be used for, much to my displeasure…
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Going off to get ice with his train so he can stop the fire…
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Tell me that she’s really afraid of rats, before screaming so hard the whole world can hear it, because she saw one…
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Me: I’m about to get married with an animal, which is male. *Happy smile*
Luigi: Is this some kind of joke because I woke you up in the middle of the night?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Roxas: At least you can feel.
Me: That’s not really helping!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Look from the audience, cheering me by saying his name all the time… Distracting me because of the cuteness…
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
One fried Boss-defeater451, who wants a piece?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
That really sounds wrong… But fine. Because I kinda want to join in the adventures… But on the other hand not. Too dangerous.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Ask if it’s a joke and when told it’s serious, faint on the spot. No one-up mushroom is going to help me now. ... I don't like mushrooms anyway.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Depends on who the parents are. But if they’re normal, I guess I get a hard time proving that I can rule a kingdom…
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
NO! That would be some kind of very odd Yuri! Besides, Xion doesn’t even understand what it means!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Xion, do you actually realize what you’re doing?
Me: You’re breaking the hearts of many!
Xion: … Does that mean there will be more heartless?
Me: *Face slap*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
At the very least, it’s not as spiky as your hair…
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Nothing. Simply because I think so too…
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
What’s with Togepi and love? … Think somebody else pulled of a prank. He’s a baby and some kind of animal, he isn’t supposed to be able to write an e-mail…
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Scream like a girl, then faint out of horror.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Why do I get the odd feeling Daisy has mistaken Link for Luigi?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
If Xion gets a heart, maybe. But I’m not standing behind it.
Would 2 trust 5?
Why wouldn’t Mario trust Zelda? As long Zelda isn’t surrounded by rats, she’s very trustworthy.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
One fried Toon Link, who wants a piece?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Probably a study on royalty or something. Luigi might become a king if he marries Daisy, and Zelda is a princess.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something colorful on the outside, but empty on the inside…
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
They would work for the organization. Roxas to harvest hearts, Togepi to distract people while he’s doing it.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I doubt that would end well… Girafarig doesn’t have sense for it, and then the tail… Zelda will be probably upset.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Xion doesn’t understand what Togepi has drawn. She doesn’t understand the concept of love, and Togepi remains a baby. It will be some vague sketch…
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Probably about gifts… Otherwise, I doubt Togepi would blush. Though, with all those love situations for Togepi, I don't know anymore.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
One fried Luigi, who wants a piece?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Togepi would just stare at it, before realizing what’s going on and bringing the message to Peach, who finds this only more romantic.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Zelda would complain that she’s feeling tired after a while, after which Xion would question how ‘tired’ feels.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Of course she isn’t. Since when have I celebrated my birthday outside my family?
7 won the lottery?
Use the money to get some equipment for his next mission.
8 had quite a big secret?
Girafarig: Even I don’t know how big the brain is of my tail…
9 became a singer?
Can Togepi even learn sing? If that’s the case, I think his shows would cause most of the public to fall asleep…
10 got a daughter?
Pikachu would care for the newborn Pichu like a great dad.
What would 1 think of 2?
As his strong, kind, courageous brother, that can do everything. Still, he thinks he should have the chance to shine as well.
How would 3 greet 4?
Daisy: Hiya there!
Toon Link: …
Daisy: Err… Ok…
What would 4 envy about 5?
I think nothing… Maybe that Zelda can relax more than him, but I doubt that’s true.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
That she succeeds in getting a heart. Zelda is just nice.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They’re both in Organization 13.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Not telling what the Organization is planning if Girafarig knows. It's obvious after all.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Johto or Sinnoh. In both areas, you can get both of them.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That Pikachu shouldn’t care so much for him.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Luigi’s final smash in Super Smash bros Brawl is not exactly one you want to see... Or feel...
Is 3 Gay?
Daisy gay? Absolutely not! She loves Luigi! Or at least, that's what all LuigiXDaisy shippers say...
How do you feel right now?
Why do they call me gay?
I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.
Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.
I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.
But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.
I cried until my eyes ran dry.
My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.
She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.
I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.
Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.
They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".
They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I make them mad?
If I did, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.
I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.
I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.
Why do they call me a wuss?
I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.
Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.
My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.
I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.
Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.
They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.
I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.
But now everyone calls me a wuss.
They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.
They call me it because I don't want to fight.
Was I being a bad person?
Was there anything else I could do?
If there was, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.
I'm sorry no one loved me.
I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.
I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.
Why do they call me a clone?
I can't control what I do in a game.
I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.
I didn't want it like this!
If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!
I wouldn't be forgotten.
I wouldn't be a copy.
I wouldn't be someone's puppet.
When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?
When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?
If I wasn't I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.
I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.
I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.
Meta knight's story
Why do they call me cold?
I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.
His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.
He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.
But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.
But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.
I couldn't stand to see him like this.
I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.
In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.
He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.
Then he died.
I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.
I don't want to be left hurting like that again.
Does that make me cold-hearted?
Does that mean you think I'm being mean?
If it does, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.
I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.
I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.
Why? They call me evil.
Why do people just play as me for my looks?
Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.
And I forgive most of you.
But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.
I love the stories you write.
I'm just not that interested in guys.
I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".
I want to be an example:
No matter how much damage you take,
You gotta keep on goin'.
They also say that I'm a .
I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.
I was orphaned when I was 3.
An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.
I was raised by the Chozo,
but they died out too.
Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,
excuse me if I burst out every now and then
excuse me for being cautious with who I meet
I try to be nice as best I can
I'm sorry for how I look
I'm sorry for how I might act
I got news for you
I didn't get so many choices...
Why do they call me stupid?
I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.
You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me
I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.
Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?
I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years
Being the only one makes you feel lonely.
I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.
It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.
That's the way I am
That's my identity
I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.
I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks
I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.
I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber
I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures
Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile.
Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom...
1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle
2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square...
3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy...
4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep...
5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad
6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L...
7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.
8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly
9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom
10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon
11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa
12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio.
13. I will not tell Fawful I know where The Dark Star is.
14. I will not tell Fawful that The Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.
15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing The Dark Star is underneath his hat.
16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting.
17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.
18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.
19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.
20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse.
21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls.
22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.
23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow
24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.
25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.
26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario.
27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.
28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.
29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.
30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes.
31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie
32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve.
33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.
34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.
35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.
36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest.
37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'
38. I will not to record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'
39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.
40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high'
41. I should not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.
42. I will not put their reactions on Youtube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.
44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.
45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing.
46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army.
47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form.
48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.
49.Do not feed the fangirls.
50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.
51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth
52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopaling's wands
53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
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