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Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Hey Folks!

*important update!!!! i have officially changed my username from ktw18 as most of you knew me. i am now BackToBlonde, pleased to meet you *

I’m a 17-year-old girl, living in Scotland. I discovered fanfiction quite by accident and am now officially hooked. At the moment I'm still trying to improve my writing style.

Favourite books

Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Inheritance cycle (Eragon), Hunger Games Trilogy, Knife, Graceling, Fire

Favourite TV shows

Misfits, The Inbetweeners, Doctor Who, Merlin, Desperate housewives, Glee (another embarrassing one but oh well, I love it anyway!), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Skins

Favourite films

Harry Potter, Lord of the rings How to train your dragon , 500 days of Summer, Pirates of the Caribbean (cannot wait for number 4)



Ben: “Ok, so, if you've got any questions, just ask.”
Nathan: “If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?”
Ben: “If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.”

(Nathan throws a brick through a car windscreen)
Sally: “Are you mentally deficient?”
Nathan: “If I was mentally deficient I would have missed.”

Nathan: “Come on. Look, we're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.”

Nathan: “We've outfoxed the Fox, i think that makes us pretty bloody Foxy.”


Chandler: why are there condoms???
Joey: Hey we don't know how long we'll be in here, we may have to repopulate the Earth!
Chandler: and condoms are the way to do that?!?!???

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Doctor Who:

10th Doctor: “Oh it's you! You're my favourite, you are! You know why? Cos you're so... thick! You're Mr Thick-Thick-Thickity-Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania! And so's your dad!”

Rose: “Doctor, they've got guns.”
10th Doctor: “And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!”

10th Doctor: “Oh, I'll think of something.”
Mickey: “You're just making this up as you go along!”
10th Doctor: “Yep. But I do it brilliantly.”

Amelia Pond: “What's wrong with you?”
11th Doctor: “Wrong with me? It's not my fault, why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish: Fry something.”

11th Doctor: “You know when grown-ups tell you everything's gonna be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?"
Amelia Pond: “Yes”
11th Doctor: “Everything's gonna be fine!”


Mark Twain: “A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”

Wendell Johnston: “Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”

Douglas Adams: “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

Outnumbered [British TV series:

Karen (5) [explaining that fairies can be lethal:” They can fly down your throat and turn your heart into a pumpkin then your blood stops running and then you die.”

Story Updates:

Currently in the middle of writing "The Storm" Chapter 17 is now up!

Planning a new full-length fic but it won't be posted till it's all written.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3888 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 10,874 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Things Best Left Unsaid by Kitsune Heart reviews
My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sparks of Drabble by gumfrog reviews
Drabbles pertaining to a wide variety of characters. I own nothing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010
The Bond by BunnyWithEvilIntention reviews
What if, long ago, fairies and humans shared a powerful bond? What if they connected; shared each others pain? If so, it is long forgotten. Fairies and humans are never friends. Well, there is one pair.. Will the unlikely duo encounter ancient magic? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bottom of the Garden by AriTeir reviews
There's a fairy in the bottom of the Fowls garden. Myles and Beckett's first encounter with Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Legacy by Sylvr reviews
There are certain things Artemis Fowl would never leave to chance. Oneshot, partner to Anniversary. Arty's not mine, though I'd take good care of him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
What Comes After by Bookfanx100 reviews
Page 48 of TAC the second partently figure in Holly Short's life dies. But what comes after? Slight R/V. Rated for character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Vinyáya, Julius R. - Complete
Another Time by Lli reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
horizon by ImpNo1 reviews
Things change, things stay the same. Artemis recovers, Holly doesn't know what to think. A/H, semi-fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Tabloid Fodder by Aleauxvander reviews
It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
This Time by Lli reviews
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What's best? by Sasake reviews
Holly is dumped outside Artemis's manor in the dead of night and... yeah really don't want to describe the whole point of the story in the title. But you might as well read it, it's only short, right?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor by Lli reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Alone by Ru-Doragon reviews
Artemis was never by himself. He always had someone, mainly Butler, with him. But still, he was Alone. Until someone came along and broke down the walls he'd built to protect himself. Very vauge squinting A/H. T for language in A/N's.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Prototype by Labschiz reviews
[Remix, oneshot] A word, the first word that registers in my newly conscious mind, leaves his pale lips. “Perfection.” The word repeats itself on mine. Perfection. [AFxOC]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
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The Storm reviews
The sequel to "The Damage Has Been Done". Bad things are happening. The entire fairy population has been mesmerised into hating humans. The world is on the brink of an inter-species war. What can twenty-seven fairies and one human do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Christmas Morning reviews
Just a small oneshot because I felt Christmassy, and it's Christmas eve!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Beckett F., Myles F. - Complete
The Damage Has Been Done reviews
Set after Atlantis Complex, Artemis is 18 and cured. Holly has promised she'll never see him again, but what will happen when he is kidnapped by Opal Koboi? Will she rescue him in time? Rated T just in case. Final chapter is now up! Sequel is also out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,907 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete