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Joined 08-31-10, id: 2519909, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 9 stories for Shugo Chara!, Ouran High School Host Club, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hacked by Sunstreaker XD (Alex er Ironhide and Lennox)

One thing you guys probably don't know about Nikki (author) is that she's a great best friend. She's been there for me when I'm down and need cheering up. She's been there for me to go all fangirl about Black Veil Brides, Tranformers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shugo Chara, Vampire Knight, etc.

She cheers everyone up, even when she needs to be comforted because of all the troubles in her life.

I just wanted to hack her account to tell you guys that. :)

Bye Bye people reading this. :)

Wow. Hey, I've been reading lots of stories on here, and I was thinking that I also wanted to try. So, I'm going at it. WAI~ So excited!!!

Just before I do anything else, though...


Alex: Thanx! I don't care if people see that cuz it's true ^_^


Okay, important note! My 4 shugo chara stories will be put on hold, due to the fact I have a seriously bad writer's block I haven't had too much before. So people, please, please, please - if you guys have any good ideas, feel more than welcome to tell me!!! My Transformer stories however will be continued.

1. Forever More

Omg! I seriously love Rimahiko, so I just had to have my first story on RimaXNagi! So, basically this story is supposed to be based on how Amu and Rima were kicked out of their families for different reasons, and they end up living with Nagi and Ikuto, right? But, I got kind of side tracked and now it's on how hard Rima and Nagi's relationship is with a bunch of X-charas and everything added! Although, I soon hope to get back on the original plot of the story! This is not completed yet! Put on hold until further notice.

2. If You Call, I'll Be There

Okay, so this one is on how Kairi and Yaya somehow fall in love, because I seriously love this couple, you know the saying. Opposites attract! Anyways, this is based on the plot that Yaya's a delinquent who loves candy, sweets, and cute things, but that goes against the delinquent code. And apparently, Kairi knows this and uses this info to black mail Yaya. Although it seems like I'm getting side-tracked in this story, I'm not, it's just that the story's isn't finished yet~ :3 Put on hold until further notice.

3. Come Find Me, Set Me Free

I really wanted to get started on a kutau ever since I read the Shugo Chara Encore! Manga! They're SOOO cute together, and I wanted to show that. Basically, it's supposed to be about Utau and her life, living under her brother, the heir to their rich family. The family was living happily, until Utau's mom died, and her dad married a hag. Now, Utau is depressed, but maybe Kukai can change that. I love doing the little diary entries here and I look forward to doing this in the future! It's not completed yet, though. Put on hold until further notice.

4. Rimahiko at OHSHC! OHSHC at Shugo Chara!

This is my first crossover story, and I'm enjoying it a lot! Here's the plot: Twist shugo chara and ohshc together? HILARIOUS CHAOS! Rimahiko and tamakiXharuhi! maybe twisted with some other animes/mangas/tv shows. Short summary: volleyball tournament make ohshc be slaves to sc characters, but they end up at their school anyways! This is going to be a challenge now, with twice as many characters to take care of, but it's a lot of fun! Not completed yet! Put on hold until further notice.

5. Bumblebee The Decepticon

This takes place after the first movie. (Jazz hasn't been killed here, and yes, he's in the story!) Bumblebee one day is at home with Sam, when Optimus orders for our favourite autobot crew to meet at the base, for a meeting. What happens when this meeting goes totally wrong and something horrible happens to Bumblebee? What if that horrible thing forced him to trade sides and become a decepticon? Will the autobots ever be able to get him back? Read and find out. It's Pretty random!! Some other OC Characters Added! I'm actually not so confident with this because I started this when I didn't have all my TF facts straight, so if I rewrite a little, it could come back strong.

6. Ratchet's Talking Wrench

Basically what the name implies. Hatchet's talking wrench. Yunno, basic Ratchet chiz - flying tools, lots of cursing, pranks, injuries, crotch plate incidents, cosplaying mechs. It takes place in bayverse, but could probably be called AU somewhat. Oneshot, might make it a two-shot later on.

7. Squishies to Sparklings

4 sparklings are born. 2 go to the Autobots. 1 to the Decepticons. 1 is lost. But these aren't ordinary sparklings. No, they weren't even Cybertronian in their past lives! They were organics! No slash. Pretty much G1 characters in an AU. I have writer's block on this one.


Double Trouble

I'm thinking of doing this just to help with writer's block. A JettwinsXOCtwins story - Two girls accept Isaac Sumdac's invitation to become his students and soon are close friends with the Autobots and Sari. However, ever since they arrived weird things have happened - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived, Starscream's being..nice, and what the heck is with the Jettwins acting Decepticon-like?!

Giant Robots and Chocolate Strawberries

Might do a Transformers and Shugo Chara Crossover. I'm pretty sure it'll be more Transformers based, though - depending on how my muse feels. The SC gang meets the TF gang and both are conflicted on dealing with each other's pasts. Old Cybertronian History is brought up and a far worse, crueler, darker war appears with interesting surprises...such as maybe...the embryo? O.O

Please R&R all my stories~


I'd have to say my favourite mangas/animes are...

1. Shugo Chara. KYA~ :3 RIMAHIKO ROCKS~

2. Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス... but there's not a lot of stories for that right now... *sobs*

3. Kamichama Karin. So cute~

4. Vampire Knight. So MOE~

5. Red Lion, but it's not too popular

6. Kaichou Wa Maid Sama.

Those are like my ultra fav's, even though there, are more. LOLZ.

Okay, I guess I'd be doing some stories on Shugo Chara the most, but I'll be doing others, too. Since I'm new at this please treat me kindly. ^_^

If you get the chance, could you tell me your favourite Shugo Chara couple? Mine are probably, RIMAHIKO and KUTAU. Yes, I AM CRAZY FOR RIMAHIKO!!! KYAA!!!~ Ah, haha, sorry, can't really control myself when I go into fangirl mode! XD



1. Bumblebee

2. Alex

3. Mia (Yet to be in my stories)

4. Sideswipe

5. Sunstreaker

6. Starscream

7. Jazz

8. Optimus

9. Barricade

10. Prowl

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: How the frag did you get in here?!

Bumblebee: I... -looks around- ...I don't know...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Mia...Mia...

Mia: Yes?

Me: -throws wrench at her- HOW THE FRAG DID YOU GET IN HERE?! PIT SPAWNED MOTHER FRAGGIN PRIMUS FORSAKEN CURSED GLITCH HEADED -continues cursing- slaggen pit spawned... -mumbles-

Mia: -screams and runs out holding the spot she got hit-

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?


Me: Dude, you're going to get seeervveed. -scoffs- Serves you right for all the pranks! Get ready to be a slave for the rest of your life!

Barricade: -growls- No way in pit, I'm going to have to kill him first!

Sideswipe: life is... messed up...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: I'm not eating it.

Sunstreaker: Not that I care, but...why not?

Me: There's poison in it, isn't there...

Sunstreaker: Wha-

Me: ISNT THERE?! -runs out of the room after throwing pink paint at sunny-

Sunstreaker: AHH! MY PAINT!!!!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: -screams in a high pitched voice-

Starscream: -growls- My audio receptors!!!

Me: PERVV!!!

Starscream: -confused- ... -growls, thinks: I'm killing this fleshling-

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Welcome to meh family dude!Jazz: Nice!

Me: Oh, but your probably goin' tah get along with my, um..bro.

Jazz: Dat ain't gonna be a problem little ladeh!

Me: Did I mention I nicknamed him Frenzy?

Jazz: A fraggen 'con? Why would you-

My bro/Frenzy: -comes into the room twittering and clicking, ringing his hands together, and looks at Jazz with a predator gaze-

Me: That's why.

Jazz: ...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Optimus?! How could you be so careless?!

Optimus: I swear, I have no idea how I got in there...

Me: Did Hatchet fix you?

Optimus: Yes, he helped me.

Me: EWWW!!! -runs away laughing-

Optimus: ...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Oh no you di'n't!

Barricade: -smirks-

Me: That's it! -calls my classmate Starscream/Emily- Emily!!

Starscream/Emily: -growls- I give you three seconds to run...

Barricade: I'm not scared of some fleshling-

Starscream: -starts to choke Barricade-

Barricade: -screams-

Me: -highfives Emily-

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Not surprised, considering I don't bother him that much.

Prowl: -doesn't noticed LOLZ sneaking up behind him-

Me: -screams and glomps prowl- PEEROOWWWUUL!!!!

Prowl: -falls off chair- What-

Me: -smiles evilly at him-

Prowl: -glitches-

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Bumblebee: -cracks servos and charges cannons/stingers- Be right back...

Me: -smiles- Go ahead!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: I donno.

Mia: Uhhmmm, I'd get you...oh! I know! A transformer!

Me: WHO?! -smiles happily-

Mia: We have to wait until your birthday!

Me: -frowns- danngg

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Sideswipe: I'd be happy just leaving her in there... -mumbles angrily about the barricade incident-

Me: -hits Sides' helm- Dude, get over it!

Sideswipe: -cringes- oww, fine. -sighs- I'd rip the fraggen roof off the house 'nd pull her out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: -starts cursing while Sunstreaker laughs-

Sunstreaker: Blackmail!!

Me: -growls-

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Me: I'm about to marry WHO?!

Prowl: ...No.


Bumblebee: Uhm, I'm not going to let that happen.

Me: -smiles- Thanks 'Bee! But, why not?

Bumblebee: -stammers- 'Cause...I don't want to uh, put you through that...torture?

Prowl: -rolls optics- Gee, thanks.

Me: -laughs-

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Jazz: Fraggen' kill tha' glitche's s'rry lil' aft 'n-

Me: No violence against humans!

Jazz: -mumbles- Fine... Ah guess Ah'll jus' have tah' torture the guy wit' bad music...

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Barricade: -mocks Ironhide- Shall I terminate?

Me: I'd say yes, but that wouldn't be any fun, plus, I have to be a good person..fraggen' conscience.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Prowl: -twitch- Stop your infernal laughing.

Me: -says inbetween laughs- can' paint...wrench...-guffaws-

Prowl: I'll call Soundwave.

Me: -slaps self- I'm good! You don't have to!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: 'Cause he fraggen' rocks and he has a great personality. Not to mention he's fraggen' cute! -grins-

Bumblebee: -speechless-

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: -groans- Alex, you've told me many, many, maannny, times before!

Alex: -grins happily-

Barricade: ...A fleshling...likes...-shivers-

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: Considering I am kinda her parents, not a les, and that she's not real, I cannot really answer that question.

Mia: Eeeww!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Sunstreaker: Fraggen pit spawned - NEVER! -roars- WHO MADE THIS FRAGGEN THING, I'M KILLING 'EM!

Starscream: -disgusted and on the verge of offlining-

Me: -amused and laughs like heck-

Both bots: -twitch-

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: -Optimus-like tone- Sunstreaker, this has got to end.

Sunstreaker: Hey, it's not my fault bots can't resist my good looks.

Me: Riight...Well, if you don't stop, I'll get Prowl to decide your punishment.

Sunstreaker: WHAT?!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: He's jealous 'cause he ain't got cool hair like meh! -mimicks Jazz-

Jazz: -scoffs- Nu-uh!

-both continue to argue-

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Optimus...

Optimus: Yes?

Me: It's okay buddy. I know there's at least one person who'd love you forever and ever.

Optimus: Who might this be perhaps?

Me: Mia!

Mia: Yeess!!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Seriously Barricade?! I might say yes if you were a 'bot, but... -referring to movie- I can't say yes, 'cause you hurt 'Bee!

Barricade: Whatever fleshling...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?


Bumblebee: HELP! HELP! RAPE!!!!

Prowl: Ohmigod, what the frag-


You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: I'm thinking that that question sounded so horribly wrong!

Mia: -comes out of the room flushed and tired-


Sideswipe: -comes out all beaten up-

Me: ...Sides, you just got seeerved.

Sideswipe: Shuddup.

Mia: Just because you say, 'Damn I'm good,' doesn't mean you are!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Oh Frag no! 'Bee's mine! Plus, he's not gay..I think.


Starscream: -twitch- This is Primus' cursed way of punishing me, isn't it?

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Of course! She fraggen' loves him for Primus' sake!

Sunstreaker: ...

Alex: -squeals happily and glomps Sunny-

Sunstreaker: -actually doesnt complain-

Me: See? That's true love/trust right there.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Sideswipe: -pokes-

Prowl: -giggles-

Sideswipe: ...Did you just giggle?

Prowl: -smiles-

Sideswipe: -wide-eyed, err, opticed- Woah, dude. Prowl, are you okay?

Prowl: -pokes Sideswipe back-

Sideswipe: -backs away slowly-

Me: -highfives Prowl- Finally got him back, huh, Prowlie!

Prowl: -chuckles- Yeah.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Sunstreaker: Art!

Bumblebee: Automotive Science!

Me: -sighs-

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Mia: LOLZ!!

Me: yeah?

Mia: I cooked dinner!

Me: What is it?

Starscream: -inside giant cheeseball- That's right fleshling. Eat it. Eat it reeaaaal slooow.

Me: -screams of horror and runs away-

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Barricade: Police man.

Jazz: Singer, err...Raper!




8 giver 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Optimus: I don't really know how-

Sunstreaker: I have no hair, genius!

Me: I have no response to this, but I think Alex does-


Me: -laughs-

Optimus: ...

Sunstreaker: -snickers-

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; should 6 be happy?

Baricade: -shows- Here.

Starscream: Is that a fraggen' mech?!

Barricade: Yeah.

-Random Mech comes in that Barricade drew-

Random Mech: Oh, Starscream!~

Starscream: -shrieks in horror and runs away-

Me: -laughs hysterically-

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Prowl: How he thinks a certain bot is cute.

Barricade: -glares- How he can't keep his lip components shut.

Prowl: -glares back- How he can't find a mate.

Barricade: -Icy tone- How he sucks in bed!

Me: woah, people, stop with the weird comebacks!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Bumblebee: I swear, it wasn't me!

Prowl: BRIG! NOW!

-Twins snickering in a corner-

Bumblebee: -glares at them-

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf, but 9 got it. What would happen?

Barricade: -twitch, twitch-

Alex: -laughs hysterically- It was for Sunstreaker! Sunstreaker!

Barricade: -goes into stasis-

Alex: Well...that was unexpected... -grins anyways-

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Sunstreaker: JET JUDO!!

Starscream: Oh frag, NO! -flies off-

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Starscream: -whines- Why not???

Me: 'Cause you're a 'con!

Starscream: Die glitch... -mumbles-

Me: ...Are you crying?

Starscream: -wipes optics quickly- N-NO!

7 won the lottery?

Jazz: -cheers and dances- YESS!!!!

Prowl and Hatchet: Oh god...

Me: I wonder how this will turn out. -smirks-

8 had quite a big secret?

Optimus: I...I'm...

Me: You're?

Optimus: I'M A FEMME!

Everyone: WHAT?!?!

9 became a singer?


Barricade: N-


Barricade: I didn't even-

Me: GAHH!!

10 got a daughter?

Me: Can I see?

Prowl: No.

Me: Who'd you sparkbond with?

Prowl: That's classified information.

Me: Who are you, Simmons?!

What would 1 think of 2?

Bumblebee: -scared-

Alex: Bwahahahaha!

How would 3 greet 4?

Mia: You're a glitch!

Sideswipe: How is that a greeting?!

Mia: -sticks tongue out-

Sideswipe: -stick glossa out, mockingly-

Me: Oh break it up!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Sideswipe: -scoffs- Nothin!' I'm way better than him!

Sunstreaker: Yeah right, I'm way hotter than you!

Sideswipe: No way!

Sunstreaker: Yeah way!

Me: -sighs- I'm not even going to try to break 'em up.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Sunstreaker: -wakes up happily- Finally, I killed that annoying freak!

Starscream: Still here, ya' know!

Sunstreaker: Damn.

Me: Wowww...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: Uhh...they're both...uhmm...mechs?

Jazz and Stasrcream: No slag sherlock.

Me: Oh, and they talk in unison!

Both: ...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Jazz: I can't believe you called me short behind my back!

Optimus: But you're a freakin' midget!

Me: -laughs hysterically-

Jazz: ...Is Optimus high?

Me: -shakes head no- He's hyper, I suggested candy energon to him!

Jazz: -growls- So it's your fault... -chases LOLZ-

Me: -laughs while being chased-

Where would 8 meet 9?

Barricade: In pit!

Optimus: ...

Me: Awkwaaard..

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Barricade: I'd never tell him that I'd love him, I guess...

Prowl: -twitch-

Me: -laughs-

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Bumblebee: I know your secret!!

Prowl: Oh god...

Me: I wanna know!

Bumblebee: -whispers-

-Both laugh hysterically-

Prowl: ...

Is 3 Gay?

Mia: I'm not les!

Optimus: -sigh of relief-

Me: -smirks-

How do you feel right now?

Me: Fraggen' tired, yet amused. I probably have spelling mistakes or whatever in this but oh well.


1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Uh, doi!)

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Depends which series yer talkin bout here, but, I guess, yee!)

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. (-grinning madly at how true that is-)

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (-cough- maybe.)

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (Unless, I'mma feelin' da 'cons, then I say, IMMOBILIZE!)

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (And while I do that, freak out and start screaming.)

7. Dreams transformer pairings. (Oh yeah babeh! Oh, and ah dream bout violence/action too, from da movie-ish series.)

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (PROWL!)

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (NOT NOW YOU DUMBAFT! -William Lennox)

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (I honestly gotta say Ratch's the worst in that department, but yes, yes I do when I'm irritated.)

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. (Ohh yeah! Imagine this - getting extra points in Art for a random sketch of my OC Decepticon!)

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. (Yes please!)

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (Or anything related to Transformers.)

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister. (Not sister, brother. =D)

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Alex-Sunny, Rheanne-Bee, Ian-Prowl, Nicole-Optimus, Kathy-Ratchet, shall I go on?)

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (Marianne-Unicron, Emily-Starscream, Jim-Skywarp, again, shall I go on?)

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...)

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Whoop!)

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (Pit yea!)

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (Meh youtube username, yeah!)

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (-grins- Who doesn't? One time, I was listening to 'Pocket full of Sunshine' and annoyed the slag outta meh bestie, Sunny!)

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. (-snickers- Oh yes, fun. -evil smirk-)

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (Or Prowl!)

24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. (Hehe. Maaaybe~)

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... (-nods head and hums- mmhm!)


Me? You're asking me what my favourite transformer is?!

-grins- Well, of course it would be Apple Siders!


Probably make sure I'm not dreaming by slapping myself, start to stammer, poke him and make sure he's real, and once I find out he is, I'd squeal happily and splurt out a whole bunch of information I know about the transformers.

Oh, and I'd try to coax *cough* bribe *cough* him into bringing Sunny over, then getting my best friend.


Upon the first encounter, he'd probably try to ask me how I know all this information, but then would give up when I refuse to tell him. Then, we'd probably hang out for the rest of the day.


I'm pretty sure he'd be listening to all that's newly released and popular, as long as it's not something completely horrible.


Do I have an OC? Well, yeah, I have Alex (based on my bestie's personality of course) and I'm planning on having a new OC named Mia for one of my one-shots/new stories/current stories. I also have 4 of my own Transformers, Nightflyer (Decepticon), Orion (Autobot/'Con), Starblast (Autobot), and Blue Jay (Autobot/Neutral). Also with their little helper, the Talkin Cat, Maria! :D


Eg. Alex for example:

Alex: SIDERS!!! -runs up and hugs his ped-


Sideswipe, damn straight!


Uhmmmm... I can probably imagine him...pranking Megatron.


The Seekers! -sings Seeker Fukkireta from youtube- Then again, if it had to be just one, than it would be Skywarp.


Teaming up with the Twin Terrors to commit the ultimate prank!


They'd have a tea party, OF COURSE THEY'D FIGHT!


Uhmm...I don't really have a least favourite...

Oh wait, I know. Sentinel Prime, doi.


Probably Shockwave if I had to choose.


Woah, who said anything about kids?! I mean, I do love, um, I mean respect him, but kids??

Although, when I do get married, I wanna have 2 kids if that answers your question...ish...


Uhhh...OptimusXElita-One, IronhideXChromia, BumblebeeXArcee, or RatchetXArcee, and I guess that's it, I don't go for romance that much, I go for action man!


Hot? Nah. Sexy/Smexy? Maybe...


Fraggen Chevrolet Camaro, Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Concept, Lamborghini Gallardo, or a Ferrari Italia 458...

Damn gorgeous cars!!




Autobots 4eva.


1, What color is your toothbrush?

Autobot blue!

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Sunny (Alex)! You're the best!

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Reading Fanfictions while getting ready for science camp day where possible autobots can show up!

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Talking to Prowl (Ian), Bumblebee (Rheanne), and Sunny Bunny (Alex)!

5, What is your favorite candy bar?


6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud

"Turn up the music!"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?


9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Energon!!! High grade! Nah, I'm too young for that. XD I had milk.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I will once I draw the autobot insignia on it just like the rest of my stuff!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Gum, energon, Fries, energon goodies, more gum, oil cake...

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I don't like shopping, so actually, I haven't.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Bumblebee and Barricade in a death match!

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?


15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too:

My bestie, Sunny bunny (Alex).

16, Ever go camping?

Only once, B'nai Brith Baby!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope, I don't take medicine, and I'm never planning to!

18, Do you go to church every Sunday

Yes, unless I'm really sick or something reeaally important came up.

19, Do you have a tan?

Besides being a proud Pinoy colour, then no!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nah, pizza with some energon goodies after is always the best.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Never tried soda. XD

22, What did your last text message say:

"so do ah set da fireworks b4 or after the pickles start shooting everywhere?"

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Gettin' ready for the autobots to come and pick me up! Lolz, jk, jk! I'mma gettin ready for my last day of science camp.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My journal where I draw all the transformers!

26, What color is your watch?

I don't have one, but if I did, it would be the colour of the autobot insignia, so red!

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Koalas! And those are cute, and speaking of cute, that would lead to Sideswipe and sparklings!

28, What is your birthstone?

Uhhhmmm...I think it's saphire.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru! Saves time!

30, What is your favorite number?

...Is transformers a number?

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Starscream (Emily)

32, Any plans today?

Helping Bumblebee (Rheanne) and Sunny Bunny (Alex) with anything they'd need.

33, How many states have you lived in?

One, Winnipeg, MB.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Time. There's so much to do, but so little of time!

35, Last song listened to?

The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Me? I guess. My class? Yes, they sang it at lunch today and the teacher was all like, "Well, glad to know that you know your letters!"

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes, it's called me, myself, and I.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Normal sneakers, they're the best. XD

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Don't think so.

41, Do you love anyone?

-thinks of Siders- ...No, NEXT!

42, Do any of your friends have children

Uhm, not friends, but cousins/relatives.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Some of meh cuzins.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

YES!!!!!!!! HELLO!

46, What color is your car?

Don't got one yet, but I'm planning on getting some kinda Chevy, maybe. XD

47, Do you like cats?

Yes, but not as much as dogs.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes, I'm thinking about all the Autobot and Decepticons and how I freaking want to meet them!

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50, How did you get your worst scar?

My classmate. A prank. That should be reason enough.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, WantingFreedom, LaharlCrazy1120, seshomaru94, RimaRox4848, SomeOneYouDon'tKnow LOLZ

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Girl and Boy:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (Not buses or vehicles like that, but otherwise, yes.)

-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. (*laughs* incur the wrath of the sun? Oh, that's a good one! But, honestly, if I ever get the honour of being near a yello Lambo, then I'd probably be scared to go near it. Unless a red lambo or Chevy Corvette Stingray Concept was near! XD)

- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once. (*sighs* What did Sideswipe do THIS time?)

- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.) (My classmates told me and my friend to stop yelling at cop cars or we'd get arrested for yelling at an officer and all that chiz...)

- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (Distrustful? Yes. Does that mean I'm going to annoy the slag out of it by yelling or poking it? Of course!)

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (Who would it be if it wasn't Optimus?)

-You name your green Jeep Hound. (I don't have a green Jeep, but if I ever had one, then yes!)

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (Not fear. Anger.)

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (Yes!)

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. (BOOMBOX?! WHERE?!)

-You used to hate technology and now you love it. (I've always loved technology.)

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2. (I've watched Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen over 50 times now.)

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. ('You see the title Decepticon and think Decepticon?' Oh wait...oh, yeah. Yes, yes I do.)

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (*laughs* Who doesn't?)

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you. (Unfortunately, no.)

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. (I couldn't go, so I got my friend to do it for me.)

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding. (Yup!)

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards. (Oh Primus knows how many times I've done that.)

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (Actors? Oh wait, you mean the humans? Lolz, yes, that statement is so true.)

-You get an Autobot tattoo. (Never taking it off.)

-You get a Decepticon tattoo. (*smirks* Rubbing it in everyone's face!)

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (I've even got my little brother to alert me if one passes by! You should see us in the car, we both throw our hands up, roll the window down, smile big, then yell, "HATCHET!" as the ambulance passes by.)

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise. (IT IS! I KNOW IT!)

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. (I hate to be mean, but...)

-You know each song ever used in TF. (Please, don't ask me. I've gotten enough people yelling at me to stop singing 'em. Yes, ALL of 'em.)

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. (I'll get him to talk. I will.)

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith. (*nods head*)

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (Starscream's trine! Eep!!! Translation: YES PLEASE!)

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (Yeah...that paper didn't go well...)

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war. (They kept putting me on hold! -3-)

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. (Yes. Even though that's kinda weird since I'm an organic femme, but okay!)

-You are known as General Jazz. (No, that's Jonathan. I'm the big bossbot OP.)

-You call your gun Ironhide. (Shh. Don't tell people.)

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain. (But it waaas!!)

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug. (Nope, that's my brother.)

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie. (Honestly, if I had to choose, it would be Maggie.)

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF. (Almost. I'm almost there!)

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms. (How'd you know? Were you stalking me? :D)

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (No. I pray to Primus! *scoffs*)

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. (Exactly!)

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves. (Don't even get me started on that...)

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well. (Yup. Just today I was watching the 3 movies over again and my mom and dad joined me

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. (Headaches, earaches, trauma - Yeah, still feel bad about that last one...)

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons. (Yeah, apparently your teacher doesn't appreciate it when you call her an Insecticon.)

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves. (And Blasters!)

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout. (That's why I'm not so scared of the dark anymore!)

-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (Start? Trying? I can, and have talked like him!)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn. (Ugh! Stop rubbing it in! I don't have any green Jeeps, alright?! And Brawn ain't meh favourite anyways, but yeah, I guess.)

-You say you are the real Prime. (That's disrespectful! Of course not! I'm just holding Prime's position for all the organic fleshies!)

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (I even did that at Camp and the counselors got into it! *laughs* Oh, I miss 'em.)

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. (They ARE!)

-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper. (Aww, how'd you know?)

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names. (Just today I started blabbing about the Constructicons, then I passed a construction site! And I guess you can tell where that's going, eh, eh?)

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos. (...Maybe.)

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names. (I saw Grimlock and Swoop last week! I swear!)

-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble. (I don't have twin brothers...)

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots. (Yes. I'm not even going to lie here.)

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” (Well, people do call me Optimus, so I might as well go with the latter.)

-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group. (7 'cons. 5 'bots. 4 neutrals. I got a cool family, right?)

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. (That's actually really true...)

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2. (I'm not a boy and I hate pink, but for Arcee, Pit yeah.)

-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs. (They never reply back.)

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron. (Apparently, the pit-spawn teachers say I'm being silly when I do that at school. *scoffs*)

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop. (I call Prowl!)

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires. (*totally serious* THEY DID!)

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble. (If only they'd believe me.)

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon. (Always has been, always will be.)

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. (Apparently my name is Nightflyer and I was kidnapped as a sparkling by Starscream. I'm a seeker and really good at it, too. It's weird- *cough* cool *cough*.)

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility. (She says, and I quote, "I'll believe it when I see it." "'s faster than the speed of light, you CAN'T see it!")

-You covered your walls with TF pics. (Walls? What wall? All I can see are Transformers around me.)

-You call your computer Teletran one. (If only I could convince Teletran I to talk...)

-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007. (It is 2011, but okay!)

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding. (Who doesn't? *grins*)

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories. (Who cares?! Gimme gimme!)

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. (It will ALWAYS be energon!)

-You refer soda as Energon as well. (Pretty much all beverages, yes.)

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar. (He laughed when I did. XD)

-You build a model of the Ark. (My brother really misses his Pirate Ship.)
-You also build a model of the Nemesis. ("Optimus, what's that?" "Can't you see Sideswipe, it's the model of the nemesis." "Soundwave: Acknowledges." "Shuddup 'Wave."

-You then stage battles between your two new models. (Maaaybee~)

-You want to move to Iacon. ("Mom, I'm moving out!" "Oh really? And where would you be going to perhaps?" "Cybertron, Iacon, why?" "...")

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients. (*grins* Heheheheh...)

-You try to do Circuit-su. (If only I could master mind over matter...)

- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo. (I've never tried it. My cousins Patty and Samuel, however...have tried it on me. And yes, it HURT. Now I know why Starscream's always so irritable.)

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet. (Nobody believes me! It's so frustrating!)

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (What the frag/slag/pit is more like it.)

-You call your soul a spark now. (Always has, always will be.)

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian. (Oh slag, really?!)

-You try to build a space bridge. (*splutters* I didn't actually succeed and find the Decepticons, what are you talking about?! Pfft...)

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron. (Primus help us, it will.)

-You want Vector Sigma. (Should I? O^o)

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers. (*grinning madly* You know it fraggers!)

-You join Transformer fanclubs. (Mm-hm!)

-You own a Transformer related site. (My best friend does!)

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase. (I wish.)

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. (Shhhhh!)

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (No slag sherlock!)

-You want every toy even if it means importing it. (Of course!)

-You want Takaras autograph. (Doi!)

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way. (If I said 'no' then I'd be betraying everything I live for.)

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out. (*laughs* I wouldn't be a real fan if that wasn't true.)

-You saw the movie over 25 times. (All 3 and counting.)

-You read this entire list and added to it. (I read the entire list and will add more later.)

-You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it. ("Oh 'Hidey!)

-You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. ("I always knew Mega-aft could never bring you down!" *huggles*)

-You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade. ("AHHHHH!" "Calm down, it's just an ambulanc-" "HATCHET!")

-You get a shirt with the autobot symbol. (And 'con insignia!)

-You buy a pinyata with a decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. (*smash smash smash* I'm sorry, what?)

-You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots. (*chuckles evilly* Ohhh yeah.)

Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=


Shugo Chara

Shugo Chara always puts a smile on my face. I love Rima and Nagi, two top fav. characters! Shugo Chara has cheered me up, when I was down, and I was introduced to it since who knows when! RIMAHIKO ROXX!

Also, I'm a HUUUGEE FAN of The Dog Whisperer. Always have been, always will be. :)

Cesar Millan, all his family and friends, his staff and volunteers, and dog lovers all over the world today will mourn the passing of one of the most loyal, trusting, well-blanced, and influential pit ull ambassadors the world has ever known.

Daddy, Cesar's longtime friend and partner in canine rehabilitation, died peacefully surrounded by family on February the 19th, 2010.

He lived is life happy and fulfilled as Cesar's right-hand "man," helping to shape the behavior of entire generations of dogs showing them the way to balance. He stood as champion for calm-submissive pit bulls everywhere, and was instrumental in helping to repair their image as violent, savage, uncontrollable beasts.

He successfully battled cancer and weathered cemotherapy.

He was sixteen years old.


If we are not supposed to judge a book by it's cover, then what has happened to our opinions of many dogs around the world today? Rottweilers, Huskies, Pit Bulls, German Shepherds, etc. are being put down because of their appearance or behavior without getting the chance to be better. Nobody wants to have to do with them or doesn't know how. Although, we should use Cesar Millan to help us and guide us.

Dogs are only vicious because of the humans behind them.

We'll never forget you Daddy! Rest in peace!


TRANSFORMERS IS A HUUUGEE OBSSESSION OF MINE RIGHT NOW! PROBABLY THE BIGGEST ONE! Oh Primus, Transformers is my love!!! Anybody there wishing they could marry a transformer?! Am I wishing to? Maybe~
Anyways, my bff Alex showed me transformers, showed me the 1 + 2 movies, and we both watched the third, which was EEEPPPIICCC!!!!!!! WHOO! TRANSFORMERS 4EVA! GO SIDESWIPE!

-LOLZ As you can see, my three most fav things are:


I know, im kinda weird arent I?? XD

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Transformers Poetry Ficlets by EDJLord reviews
This is just a collection of poems that I write in my free time. Requests are encouraged! Though not Beast Wars as I know nothing about that one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Taking One for The Team by desukashuri reviews
Rima and Amu just can't stand the school's annoying cheerleaders. But one day when the irritating Fujisaki Nagihiko implies that Rima couldn't survive the try-outs, in order to protect her pride she becomes a cheerleader and seeks revenge on Nagihiko!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,643 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Kidnapped My Heart by forgive-forget-princess reviews
(AU) Rima, Amu, Utau and Yaya think that with a new start anything is possible; soon they realize just how right they were. Now, while trying to surpass headaches and heartaches each girl seeks her forgotten past while struggling to make a new future! (Rimahiko, Tadamuto, Kutau, Kaiya)
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,257 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Twins are Universal: The Rewrite by CaMaRoFaN14 reviews
"this is why i hate you! you always get us in trouble!"; "that's not true, i simply provoke dangerous situations!" Sera countered "what ever just keep running because if you fall your dead to me!" the crashing of trees could be heard close by "FRAG!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,046 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sideswipe
Her Secret by Yannami reviews
No way is Rima going to share her best friend, Amu, to Seiyo High's most elegant and beloved, Fujisaki Nadeshiko! What happens, though, when she discovers Nadeshiko's true and shocking secret- that 'she' is actually a boy named Nagihiko!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,803 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
By Any Means Necessary by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Starscream is determined to do whatever he can to give the last surviving sparkling a chance to survive no matter how crazy or slim that chance may be.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,759 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream
Playgirls meet Playboys by xxHimekaHoshinaxx reviews
In Seiyo High there are 2 groups: The Fabulous Four Amu, Utau, Rima and Yaya and the X-charas Ikuto, Kukai, Nagihiko,and Kairi. What will happen whaen they need to share an apartment? By aliceisashoppingpixie
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
When Prowl met Seymour Simmons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"We gotta do something! Prowl's teamed up with Seymour Simmons!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Youngling Stories by NovaBlastTF reviews
Short stories about the lives of the younglings Starscream, Bluestreak, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker facing the life of school and everything that comes with it, facing it all together all having each others backs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Yes Sir, I promise I will have the safety on next time when I have my rifle in the Rec-Room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prowl - Complete
50 things NOT to do by glompmeXD reviews
A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Manual Transformation by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest Kind 2 by Molten-Ashes reviews
Mirage names his baby, Patchy gets a cold, and the local authorities sigh, lock themselves in jail and groan 'Here We Go Again'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Landing Problems by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Smokescreen as much as I appreciate your extra help in the Tactical Room, I really regret letting you plan our landing route." AU Bayverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Smokescreen - Complete
Comparison Simulation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Who would win in a duel with Prowl against Prime? Jazz didn't know, neither did the rest of the ARK...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Button! by Molten-Ashes reviews
That yellow button should have had a 'Do Not Press' sign above it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Childhood by Chibimax reviews
Bumblebee is thinking back at his childhood. After a hour, he had to go to a mission and spotted Barricade, Death End and Bonecrusher. While having a big battle with the Cons, Bumblebee gets' hit by something strange... Set after ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bumblebee
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Sideswipe's sparkling adventure by Rena Fair reviews
Wheeljack's machine accidently turns Sideswipe into a newborn sparkling and it's up to Sunstreaker to watch over him. However, a programming in the yellow twin is activated leaving Sunstreaker into an over-protective mother that leads to extreme cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,994 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rima vs Nagihiko by Kinetic Sleeper reviews
Ever since they first met, Rima and Nagihiko have been worst enemies. Competing for Amu's friendship and attention, it seems unlikely their feelings will ever change. But what happens when the unlikely starts to become reality?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,138 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Tales of the mini medic by XspriteyX reviews
This was written based on a challenge by Carlough, it stars Sparkling Ratchet enjoy ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
If Nagihiko was a child again by Yannami reviews
After a fight with the man in black, Nagihiko was forced to turn back into a child. Now the guardians, along with Ikuto and Utau search for Midori's twin so that she could change Nagihiko back into his own age. Rimahiko with some Kutau,Tadamu and Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,454 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
G1 No one messes with our boys by Serling reviews
What happens when the twins get pranked, but are incapable of pranking back? Hatchet and Prowl come to their rescue. A cute Ratchet, Prowl, and Twins fic. Reviews welcomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Tongue Twisters by Rena Fair reviews
3 teenagers, confusing tongue twisters and....Prowl. Should I be explaining how he glitched? One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Family Guy of Cybertron by DaemonicKitten reviews
Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Glimpses Of A Time Long Gone by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Five ficlets that focus on Prowl's childhood. Because even Prowl was once a sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Happy Holidays, Prowlie Claus by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides pull a prank on a recharging Prowl, in retaliation of a prank pulled on Sunny. A side piece from my story 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Pain in the Aft by DaemonicKitten reviews
While combating Decepticons, including Ravage, Sunstreaker takes a claw to the aft. Poor guy just can't seem to avoid the horrible puns that follow. ONT-SHOT. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Competitive Pair by cocacolaramune reviews
Now that they're together, let's take a peek at how things are going...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Crashing by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
What did the twins do that forced Optimus to crash Prowls CPU? Read and find out...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
I Think I've Lost My Mind by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz is dead. Optimus is worried he can't come back. Ratchet is miffed that his skills are doubted. So what happens when this cranky medic gets an idea for revenge? Rated just in case for language and very mild adult themes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Getting Serious by Airstrike reviews
After having their armour switched, the twins decide to get their own revenge... sequal to Revenge, which is the sequel to Bamboozling the Tactician. The Prank War has begun...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dents by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Humor/Parody. Twins, Bluestreak, Jazz, Tracks. The Twins are having a bad day, and Blue tries to cheer them up. Note to everyone - Bluestreak should NEVER have been allowed access to the Internet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Beano by dark kitsune reviews
The dangers of mixing Mexican food and sentient robots. TF2007 movieverse featuring Lennox and Ironhide
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
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A Love Forever Sorrowful reviews
There were no words exchanged as the two embraced each other - each sharing feelings and just plain relieved. I smiled as I watched them. I watched the couple grow to hate, love, and die - only to be reunited once again. Quick Angst One-shot, SunnyXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Not Just Another Vampires VS Werewolves Story reviews
A story about mythical creatures- Oh, who am I kidding. Sides gets 'Jack to help with a prank, it ends in BOOM! The result is the ARK crew turning into half-mythical creatures! Suggestions on what to turn the Bots 'n Cons into welcome! WereProwl: Grrrr...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2011
Squishies to Sparklings reviews
4 sparklings are born. 2 go to the Autobots. 1 to the Decepticons. 1 is lost. But these aren't ordinary sparklings. No, they weren't even Cybertronian in their past lives! They were organics! Full summary inside. R&R! No slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sunstreaker
Ratchet's Talking Wrench reviews
Ratchet...talking wrenches...the twins plus jazz...a prank... and 4 mechs cosplaying? Need I say more? Mostly a crack-fic, right there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Bumblebee The Decepticon reviews
Bumblebee is faced with the challenge of a new life. Why? Because he didn't have a choice! What happens when he is forced to go through with being a Decepticon and suffers? How will the Autobots ever get him back and return him to normal? Read to find ou
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Bumblebee
Forever More reviews
Rima and Amu have been neglected by their families for different reasons. Now, they live on the streets. What happens when two random guys from their school asks if they want to live with them? Will they accept? What will happen? RIMAHIKO,LITTLE AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Come Find Me Set Me Free reviews
This is a sad story about Utau and her life living under her brother, the heir to their rich family. The family was living happily, until Utau's mom died, and her dad married a hag. Now, Utau is depressed, maybe Kukai can change that. Drama/Romance/Humor
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Utau H., Kūkai S.
If You Call, I'll Be There reviews
Yaya is the top delinquent, but she has a secret. She loves all cute things and desserts, which is totally against the 'delinquent code.' What happens when someone finds this out? Who is it? And what happens after that? KAIRIxYAYA, YAIRI, and others.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Yaya Y., Kairi S.
Rimahiko at OHSHC! OHSHC at Shugo Chara! reviews
Twist shugo chara and ohshc together? HILARIOUS CHAOS! Rimahiko and tamakiXharuhi! maybe twisted with some other animes/mangas/tv shows short summary: volleyball tournament make ohshc be slaves to sc characters, but they end up at their school!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2011