Author has written 12 stories for Victorious, and iCarly.
Hey! my name is adrianna i love avan jogia!(: and this is my profile!
I AM NOT CONTINUING ANY OF MY STORIES.
SORRY, xoxo Adrianna.
Cabbie (Robbie/ Cat)
Jat friendship (Jade/Cat)
TOTALLY AGAINST BORI! THEIR ALL TOO PERFECT AND WILL HOPEFULLY NEVER HAPPEN!
Phineas and Ferb-
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!).
On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)
OK so the word Bademance, (Beck and Jade romance (Victorious)) should be put into the dictionary, copy and paste onto your profile if you agree and add your name to the end of this list - ohsnapitzjess, SQTgirl, a-jaylovesyou
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.
FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
You know your in 2010 when...
1) You accidentally enter yourpassword on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
- Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
in progress stories!
This was supposed to be fun Right? Beck/Jade collab with OhsnapitsJess(:
iHawaii Sam/Freddie (:
Stop them!: OC Story(:
Don't Hate Me-Tori/trina collab with James888(:
Not so perfect-Tori/Andre
Not who she appears to be-Cat/Robbie