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Joined 08-31-10, id: 2520274, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 12 stories for Bleach, Circle of Magic, Death Note, and Kuroshitsuji.

Name: If you know me, you know my name. If you don't, I'm not giving out over the Internet, so I can remain a faceless, nameless figure forever. However- Stormy is fine if you have to call me something...

Age: Once again, if you know me, you know the answer to this. I'll give you a hint. I'm younger than Byakuya Kuchiki, but older than Ciel Phantomhive.

Gender: Female. You can know this because there is no way a creep can figure out who I am by this information. There are too many females in the world for this to work.

Interests:

Anime/Manga: Bleach, Death Note, Black Butler, Vampire Knight, xxxHolic, Tsubasa, Black Cat, Nora, Zatch Bell, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist...

Authors: Tamora Pierce, Terry Pratchett, Angie Sage, Holly Black, Karen Miller... I like fantasy authors.

Series': Spirit Thief, Harry Potter (really- who doesn't like Harry Potter) Circle of Magic, Circle Opens, Song of the Lioness, The Immortals, Protector of the Small, Tricksters Choice, Beka Cooper, Septimus Heap, Rogue Agent

Bands/Solo Artists: Nightwish, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, Epica, Voltaire, Tarja... I like good music.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, reading fanfiction, watching anime, reading manga...

I like reviews. Please review my stories.

For my fanfic Bleach: Hidden Camera, please, please, please send me questions, I always say who I'm going to stalk next at the end of the story, and I love it when people send questions. It makes it easier to write!

Also, for my new fanfic, the Moon, the Earth and the Sun, please tell me what you think! I'm kinda wary about this one since it's the first one of my stories that actually has a plot... Yeah, I know that's sad.

Commissions: I am now taking them. The categories can be anything in my 'Interests' section (because I'm way to lazy to write it out again). If you want something, but it's not in the 'Interests' section, PM me. I may be able to do it anyways. They must be oneshots. No series commissions.
I reserve the right to reject any commissions. You reserve the right not to bitch about it. Thank you.

Pairings I absolutely not do
IchiUlqui
GrimmIchi
HitsuIchi
ByaIchi
RenIchi
LxLight
ByaRan (as in Rangiku)
TakkadaxLight
MisaxTakkada (wtf is with that one?)
Any of the Circle Characters x any other circle character ex. TrisxBriar, SandryxDaja etc.
NaruGaara
RoyxEd
KanamexZero
This may not be all. If I reject a pairing, I'll add it here. These are just the absolute No Nos.

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Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.157: Isn't Isshin forgetting something? SPOILERS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 157 - Words: 90,426 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
100 Petals on the Wind by Flower in the River reviews
100 themes for Byakuya and Hisana. 59: He should give up on her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. Latest chapters: Sunday Afternoon; I Can't Run, But I Can Sure As Heck; McCoy thinks,"What an idiot.".
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Room Thirteen by Yue1234 reviews
Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,213 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Matt, Mello]
The Wammy's House Boys by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Suicide, rape, murder, death...these are the kinds of things a child should never have to worry about. But for Beyond, A, Matt, Mello, and Near, this is their harsh reality. Nobody said growing up would be easy...but it should never have to be this hard.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Matt, Mello
On Top Of The World by Artemis Day reviews
100 themes challenge. Theme 47: Don't Go. Maybe if he'd actually said it... nah, it wouldn't have made a difference.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Matt, Mello
Espada's Pets by Nanashi XIII reviews
I really suck at naming fics. Aizen is tired of the Espada destroying Las Noches so Gin gets them pets. Eventual GrimmUlqui, NnoiTes, StarkIchi, and I think maybe the AiGin is already there is you squint a bit
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Enlightenment by NoirGrimoir reviews
After returning from Lightsbridge, determined to start her own business working as an ordinary mage, romance is the last thing on Tris's mind. Unfortunately, her siblings don't seem to understand that. Tris/OC, Daja/OC, Briar/Evvy, more.
Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010
Fruitcake by Jigokuchou-chan reviews
Ikkaku has learned to never call Yumichika a fruitcake.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
The Grimmjow and Ulquiorra Collection by peaty reviews
Short oneshots for GrimmUlqui. Requests are open Keep in mind the stories are rated T . Yaoi. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Homeless Trash by RavenWriteWing reviews
Ulquiorra is a homeless teenager who happens to end up on Grimmjow's front step in the middle of a snow storm, now it's up to Grimmjow to look after him. Will they be the death of each other, or will they help each other in when no one else can?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
ByaRen Song Challenge by CarvingKnife reviews
Five ByaRen drabbles based off of a song challenge I was given. Put your ipod on shuffle and write a drabble inspired by the song that pops up. The time limit is the length of the song. Some fluff. Some angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
White Hair Club by ablast4 reviews
Yamamoto decides that all the captains must form clubs for social purposes, so Ukitake forms a white hair club with all the other white, gray, or silvered haired soul reapers. Their club activity is to visit white haired characters from other animes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya
Allergic to Soy by Skyskater reviews
My life sucks. Gay roommate, no food in the fridge, I hate my university major but I'm too stubborn to do anything about it, and...oh, hey, that barista over there is pretty cute. GrimmUlqui, coffee shop romance, T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Phantom of Summer Vacation by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
What do you do do when the Phantom of the Opera falls on your head as you're walking home from your last day of school? You get ready for the craziest, wildest summer ever! Rated T for my mouth. Inspired by Horses of Shadow and Night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,609 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Tea with Snape by mew-tsubaki reviews
Oneshot. In a moment of uncertainty, a shaken Albus Severus Potter asks for a chat with someone he's never met but feels he kind of knows. Mentions of Al/OC. *A follow-up to "The Bravest Man I Ever Knew."*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Awkward Elevator by norsegodchick13 reviews
"You kidnapped my sister and killed my father." "Yeah, how is your sister?" "Traumatized."
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Mello, Light Y. - Complete
How to freak Matt out on Apriil fools day by Exploading albino potato reviews
Mello wants to play a joke on Matt for april fools...saying anything else would be be basicly making this sound awesomer than it actualy is, but check it out anyways! Rated T for a swear word, MXM and pushing somoneone out the window.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Mello, Matt
Wickedly Funny Jokes by wickaholic reviews
jokes ive reaserched, been told or wrote. ones a little crude though. rated T because of it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
The Ugly Grinch and His ReindeerCatThingy by Ephere reviews
Ulquiorra the grinch does not like happy things. So he and his trusty cat-reindeer Grimmjow attempt to steal Christmas from Karakura Town. With Ichigo too busy laughing at Grimmjow's costume to help, is there any hope to stop them?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Psyche by c.cristina reviews
/Complete/ As a patient of a psychiatric hospital, there isn't much for Grimmjow to do. So when a new suicidal patient gets admitted, Grimmjow is more than delighted to have new prey to mess around with. GrimmUlqui. Submited for the GrimmUlqui fanbook.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Learn to let go by ShiroMoon reviews
Sometimes in life you have to learn to let go of the past in order to get what you want. Sometimes it is worth it, sometimes it isn't. Love is a leap of faith. GrimmUlqui. Written for Grimmjow's birthday.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Groomsman what? by Kelar The Mage reviews
Thayet and Jon are planning their wedding, and Alanna's just come to the conclusion she's doomed. She'll get her revenge with his kids though.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Alanna, Jonathan IV - Complete
Byakuya's First Sleepover by TiRaMiSuLoVeR reviews
Byakuya's quiet night is interrupted by Yachiru, her two lackeys, and a hungover Renji.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Spontaneous by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Renji annoys Byakuya until Byakuya snaps. However, thing don't always go the way we plan... Renji/Byakuya rated T for language, kinda crackfic, just a tad OOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Dirty by Shandar1 reviews
What happens in a bath house, stays in a bath house. One shot NanaoXShun-sui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Hear Me Now by peaty reviews
Aizen is up to something that will surely get someone killed, Gin is too touchy feely for Grimmjow's liking and Ulquiorra is determined to find out Grimmjow's secret.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Kurotsuchi Mayuri by Leaves-in-the-Sand reviews
A poem about my second favourite captain. Rated t for no real reason...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Mayuri K. - Complete
The Menace by LaliLali reviews
Maya Ukitake is the bane of Captain Kuchiki's existence. Ever since she entered the Gotei 13, she's driven him insane with her involvement with the Shinigami Women's Association. When she offers to get them off his back, he has no choice but to listen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,839 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Byakuya K.
Not in Love by yourveryownocturne reviews
A look into the man behind the detective. L's personal thoughts & musings, his intuition and attraction to the man behind Kira. Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L, Light Y.
26 Stories A to Z by CarvingKnife reviews
Twenty six ByaRen one-shots. Concept: I was given one word for each letter of the alphabet. One by one, a story will be created based off of each of those words. ByaRen fluff! :3
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Toddler L by AiKo-Chan15 reviews
COMPLETE! The first chapter of the sequel will be out soon! This is my first story, please be nice. L gets turned into a toddler and Light is gonna have to take care of him. Which will run out first the mysterious spell cast on L, or Light's sanity?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sibling Duty by icecreamlova reviews
In which the Circle continue the time-honored sibling tradition of threatening each others' suitors. Or something like that.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Rise of Renji by ablast4 reviews
Renji gets tired of being treated badly, so he challenges the other lieutenants to prove his worth
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Gym Ordo by Hika-and-Kao reviews
Dumbledore decides that it's about time to start a gym class. Summary sucks, but the fic doesn't! HP/SS slash, and disregards a lot from the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Promise by LaliLali reviews
Captain Jushiro Ukitake makes a huge mistake when saving an injured Ryo Kunieda from a Hollow attack. Now he must hide her in Soul Society! Love grows between an unlikely couple! Rated M for sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,963 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - J. Ukitake, Ryo K. - Complete
Coma by Comatose Overdose reviews
After a terrible car accident, Ulquiorra is in a coma, and Grimmjow waits by his bedside for him to wake up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Severe Importance Of Being Ulquiorra by SendMoreParamedics reviews
Days in the life of Ulquiorra, humorous, yet yaoi. Yeah, yeah, it's eventually him and Grimmjow. No shortage of that. SO, join him as he wanders the halls of Hueco Mundo, with assorted themes, awkward situations, & comedic accidents. Rating may be upped
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Friend, Foe, or F…mate by Totoromo reviews
Two of the most mischievous shinigami, Yachiru and Gin, team up to bring a little fun and chaos to the Seireitei by randomly trying to pair up characters as friends, enemies, or love interests. Will they succeed or fail in their challenges?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K.
200 years by LizzyCullen7 reviews
During a particularly boring meeting, Shunsui Kyoraku reflects on his darling Nanao-chan.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Comfort and Safety by ichibanseiken reviews
Now with a REAL ch.10! Sorry me bad - thanks Vagabondd for heads-up.. Post-Rukia arc, Byakuya and Renji are sent to investigate a reiatsu anomaly in the real world, and are forced to rely on each other's diverse skills. Yaoi, rated M in ch 8 and 9.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Of Rain and Rivers by MidnightDeception reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya can't sleep. Urged into action by a feeling of unease, he finds he's not the only one who can't rest at night. What secret has Abarai been hiding all these years? ByaRen, posted in three parts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Truths: Yumichika and Ikkaku by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
The most married couple in Soul Society. Except ... they aren't.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
20 Truths: Byakuya and Senbonzakura by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
The man and his sword. Toss a coin to see who's prettier: it's one of the things they never talk about. Here are some more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Senbonzakura, Byakuya K. - Complete
20 Truths: Renji and Byakuya by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
You need a good laugh? The two prettiest boys in the Bleachiverse can provide one. Or more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
20 Truths: Byakuya and Kenpachi by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
In my universe, they actually are friends. Come view the ramifications ...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
A Subtle Courtship by Saucery reviews
Draco Malfoy learns the finer points of game theory. A comedic interlude in the Slytherin common room, starring Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott and several thousand kilowatts of heartbreak!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Emoness by TigerCaramelRecinos reviews
I really don' know what I can say for a summary...this IS my first story but...Warning: contains some Yaoi...well, thats all I got...GrimmjowXUlquiorra...mentions some AizenXGin. Please Review :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Lucidity by velveteenMemoirs reviews
His voice had been soft and tender, his sun-kissed hands starkly contrasting his own pale features. It was then, Byakuya figured how fragile the redhead supposed he was; and perhaps it was a spot-on analysis. One-Shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
What Do I Get by Ardespuffy reviews
Yumichika rarely brings his zanpakutō along when walking about the outskirts of Seireitei. However, as Ikkaku has come to learn, this doesn't mean he is unarmed. ჯIkkaYumi, shonen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Ultimate Bet by Bri Nara reviews
Mello, L, Matt, and Near have obsessions over something. What happens when they make a bet over who can last the longest without it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - L, Mello
Hide and Don't Seek by Violet Wild reviews
Narcissa guilts Severus into babysitting five year old Draco one day, and it doesn't take long for Severus to discover the perfect solution for dealing with kids! Kinda fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
I am Kuchiki Byakuya & my ViceCaptain is Desperate by Setus reviews
My name is Kuchiki Byakuya. Sometimes I wonder if I am trying too hard at being a captain since the others do not seem to share my troubles. Here is the problem, I have reasons to believe my vice captain is desperate. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Of Cats and Capricorns by BellatriaMusica reviews
Severus has always hated birthdays, for the simple reason that they never seem to go particularly well. Voldemort might have made this one the worst yet, but Minerva has other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,284 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Green Eggs and Black Butlers by monkeybait reviews
A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Trashy Book Review by bandgeek9 reviews
Ulquiorra has been forced by Aizen to write a book report for Twilight. Now with Grimmjow's chapter and a Harry Potter feature!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Twenty Truths: Ikkaku and Yumichika by peppermint quartz reviews
20 Truths about Ikkaku and Yumichika. Pretty much safe for everyone unless you can't stand even a hint of BL. BLEACH isn't mine, and this isn't for profit.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Hypothetically by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. After Ulquiorra says something completely outrageous, all Grimmjow can do is deny, deny, deny.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Just Listen by OfStrangeShadows reviews
Even if he tried, he just couldn't listen. Grimmjow X Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Our Fifth Seat by Clio S.S reviews
Life is not easy in 11th Division, especially if you have a black sheep among yourselves...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Disney, Magic Carpets, and Red Heads DO NOT MIX! by Aka Pine reviews
Renji has an accident, and tries to explain it to Byakuya. This leads to a deeper discussion involving Princes, street-rats, and why Byakuya likes Renji the way he is.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Staff Meeting by LadyRhiyana reviews
Two men sharing tea in the dead of night. Byakuya and Renji talk.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Home for Abandoned Espada by figliedellatempesta reviews
Bed time is at ten on the dot, teeth MUST be clean, no fighting at the dinner table, meals are at eight, one and six o'clock sharp, and you only get dessert if you're very, very good.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rain by Aka Pine reviews
A short musing on Kira, rain, and Ichimaru Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - I. Kira - Complete
The 3 words plus one by greenluv34 reviews
All ulqui wanted to hear were those 3 words and that fourth word youd never expect this one!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Death Talk by Vespy reviews
Dialogue-only Challenge Ikkaku and Yumichika talk about Death BL. Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Rosto and The Haircut by Light of Polaris reviews
Rosto? Haircut? Two words that should not be said in the same sentence...in the presence of our favorite Rogue, that is. My take on Rosto's reaction to a haircut. Warning: Extreme vanity and inflamed ego. Caution advised. BxR. READ AND REVIEW! Oneshot.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
In Late Autumn by caramine reviews
Ulquiorra waits for Grimmjow's doctor's appointment to end. AU, yaoi, GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
For Your Pride by rii no ame reviews
Senbonzakura and Byakuya are inconceivable to everyone except each other.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Senbonzakura, Byakuya K.
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
One Crack at a Time by Foul Fountain of Flies reviews
Just when Byakuya is doing fine in maintaining that he doesn’t have a heart, reality proves otherwise. ByaRen. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Gin's PSA by SendMoreParamedics reviews
Hella Drabble. A short Public Sex Announcement from our dear Gin Ichimaru. Bluntly implied Grimm/Ulqui yaoi. Oh, but don't worry, good deeds will go punished. The first and probably last of its kind. I really like to make stories longer... T for safety...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Blackout by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
When a heavy rainfall cuts the power to the headquarters, Misa decides to engage everyone in a game of Truth Or Dare. What ensues? LxL of course! As requested by L Ninja.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Louder Than Words by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Some things just don't need to be said. RenjixByakuya, slash, don't like, don't read. Companion to Between The Lines, CAN BE READ SEPERATELY, but if you are reading them together I suggest reading this one first. ONESHOT!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
You Too? by lightningstrxu reviews
Oneshot: FMAxBleach: On a mission to the real world Nanao finds out that she's not alone when it comes to lazy and perverted bosses
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Tamora Pierce Lover's Poem by Jenny of Masbolle reviews
If you like Tamora Pierce as much as I do, read this poem and prepare to laugh!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2004
Time Compressed Tamora Pierce by Arsahi reviews
Tamora Pierce's quartets in 450 words or less!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002
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Opposites Attract reviews
Byakuya is a priviledged member of the rich upper class of Karakura and one of the richest kids in the elite Seireitei School. Hisana is the dirt-poor scholarship student. They are complete opposites and yet somehow they are pulled together ByaHisa AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
Mistletoe Dodging reviews
After deciding that the Seireitei needed a bit of 'holiday spirit' Rangiku decorates it with kido enhanced mistle toe. Mainly funny, various pairings Rated for language and mildly suggestive content Warning: a few one yaoi pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - R. Matsumoto
Sakura and Steel, Cinnamon and Blood reviews
Sequel to 'The Moon, the Earth and the Sun'. Byakuya, Renji and Kaili are sent on a mission to the world of the living. Can Kaili survive grade three? Can Renji survive highschool? And can they manage to act like an ordinary family?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Elevator Arguments reviews
Commission for Shandar1 Grell and Yumichika have an argument over who's a better boyfriend- William or Ikkaku. Yaoi and major OOCness. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. Thank you.
Crossover - Bleach & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Yumichika A., Grell S.
Bleach: Hidden Camera reviews
Yachiru hires a camera crew and an interviewer to peek into the lives of different figures of the Seireitei. They set up hidden cameras in their victims houses, and watch what they are truly like when they are alone. Rated T for suggestive content
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
The Moon, the Earth and the Sun reviews
Byakuya and Renji are as far apart as the moon and the earth until Kaili unites them. Can she show them that what they've been looking for is right in front of them and help pull them through the worst thing in the Seireitei since Aizen's betrayal?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,221 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Secret reviews
Rukia's pregnant and you have to tell everybody that you see! And now nobody will look at Byakuya- or Hitsugaya, but that's just for fun... Better than it sounds I hope... IchiRuki, hints of ByaRen, but nothing serious.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Where's Renji? reviews
Drabbly thing reflecting on the fact that Byakuya and Renji are always together... Funny, I hope. No pairings, just crackish. Better than it sounds, I think...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
A L Limerick reviews
The title says it all...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - L - Complete
Guilt reviews
Oneshot. Tris meets her family in Ninver. How will Tris deal with meeting the family that kicked her out? And how will Darra Chandler deal with the guilt that she feels after Tris and her friends' words leave a mark on her heart? Crappy summary.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Plague of The Never Ending Song reviews
A Song has spread through the Seireitei, and specific people are starting to get annoyed. Bankai is imminent. It's just a random crack story with no point whatsoever. I hope it's better than it sounds- I suck at summaries.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Bleach: National Hug a Captain Day reviews
The Female Soul Reaper Association has made a National Hug a Captain Day... Naturally all of the females want to hug Byakuya, but he doesn't want to be hugged... I suck at summaries, hopefully it's better than it sounds.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete