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Joined 08-31-10, id: 2520419, Profile Updated: 12-14-14
Author has written 5 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Teen Wolf, and Homestuck.

Name: tactiturnAnalyst
Gender: Nonbinary (Genderfluid)
Preferred pronouns: She/Her, He/Him, Undecided
Age: over 10 years old

Character pic links

Adalia(Julia Voth) http:///julia-voth-gallery/julia-voth-10/

List of favorite Animes/Mangas

Bitter Virgin
Bukiyou na Silent
Blood Plus
Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple
Ouran High School Hostclub
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
Trinity Blood
Soul Eater
Full Metal Alchemist
Shugo Chara
Vampire Knight
Oh My Goddess!
Rosario plus Vampire
Hetalia Axis Powers
Full Metal Panic
High School of the Dead
Angel Beats
Rave Master
School Rumble
Fruits Baskets
Karakuridôji Ultimo
Black Rock Shooter
Gakuen Alice
Spice and Wolf
Gate 7
Kimi ni Todoke
Barajou no Kiss
Say I Love You
Fairy Tail
Nurarihyon no Mago

Favorite Comics


Favorite bands/Singers

One Ok Rock
Creature Feature
Thousand Foot Krutch
Sincrea/Fest Vainqueur
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
Kuroki Meisa

Favorite Movies

Crows Episode Zero

Favorite TV Shows

Doctor Who
Teen Wolf
Lost Girl
The Secret Circle

Raina: The basic character setup (PICTURE IS NOT MINE IT IS FROM BLACK ROCK SHOOTER)


List of Characters

OHSHC-The Scarlet Dragon(subject to change)


HSDK-Flying High


Hidan no Aria-Unknown Title


Pokemon-Unknown Title


Hakuouki-Summer Flowers and Swords


Nurarihyon no Mago-Unknown Title


Kuroshitsuji-Trapped/Time Up


Fairy Tail-Thundershock


Teen Wolf-Wild


List Of Stories Started

OHSHC-The Moon Shines for its Children

HSDK-Flying High

Teen Wolf-Wild

List of Stories Planned

Bukiyou na Silent-Romantic Silence

Kuroshitsuji-Trapped/Time Up

Nurarihyon no Mago-

Hakuouki-Summer Flowers and Swords

Nurarihyon no Mago-Unknown Title

Fairy Tail-Thundershock

Teen Wolf-Shadows

Story Summaries

Hakuouki-Summer Flowers and Swords Rated:T Char: Saitou Hajime

Natsuka Akamura has been taught by her mother that all men will hurt her. As a result she has never let go of the sword her mother gave her. The Shinsengumi are reluctant to let a woman join their ranks and she is reluctant to join a clan full of men-the very thing her mother taught her to fear; but after proving to them and herself that she can survive she joins. She also learns with a bit of Saitou's help that her fear was all in her head.

Fairy Tail-Thundershock Rated:T Char: Freed Justine

The great lightning dragon Kasten disappeared on that very infamous date; her adopted daughter Sympha Kastorn has not been what anyone even the dragon herself expected; a very inventive and mature teenager who has a slight problem with Fairy Tail's rune mage Freed Justine.

Teen Wolf-Shadows Rated:T Char: Derek Hale

Adalia Reinhardt has known the Hales for as long as she can remember, she found peace in the similarities between their family and hers. But when her parents die and she finds herself an Alpha and leaves for Beacon Hills in darkness. Then Laura dies and literally everything comes crashing down; she doesn't know what to do anymore and she has sunk into the shadows even deeper than before; the new Beta is causing problems and Derek is a silent as ever. But she isn't really sure how she ended up in the middle of it all, but then again the Hale effect can do a lot of things.

Character Songs

Adalia-Not Gonna Die (Skillet)
Wolf-Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne) & Tik Tok (Ke$ha)


If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will kill a child in Bhgrmegideshlikava with no legs, parents, or goats.


It will drink ALL your beer.


The polar bears will begin to disappear, and your skim milk will be replaced with whole milk.


And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!


Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

I am against Child Abuse and Abortion. Are you too? Then repost these messages. In fact, everything below this message is cut and paste stuff.

Child Abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. (Aka He's watching you as you read this and seeing if you'll repost it!)

These are a series of real life testaments to Jesus Christ that I found. This first one is about suicide.

Do you feel hopeless and helpless? Feeling trapped with no way out?

Are these feeling overwhelming you to the point you are not able to function very well, or at all? Can't eat? Can't sleep?

Are you hurting inside from a pain that is very deep? Wounds perhaps from your childhood? Perhaps there are circumstances that are overwhelming you, making you feel depressed.

You can't always change your circumstances, but you can change your perspective.

If you do feel like killing yourself, please don't. I know someone who felt so depressed that they couldn't see any reason to live. The painful feelings just wouldn't go away. What's the use, why live? No one would cares if I'm dead or alive. Tomorrow seemed to look the same, a feeling that there was no light at the end of the tunnel.

That was me, some 30 years ago. Today is different. Much different. Even though at the time, I felt helpless and my circumstances seemed hopeless, I did find the Light at the end of the tunnel, or should I say the Light found me.

(To read Doug's full-length testimony of how God moved in his life, you can click on the following link: http:///BornAgain/a-c/BungeDoug.htm ).

This one is about rebelling against God, and He shows us what will happen to us if we do. He cares, and doesn't want us to have this happen to us.

If you had asked me when I was young what being a Christian meant, my best answer would have been, “It means to have a relationship with God.” But I didn’t know God, nor choose to obey Him, but instead I decided what I was going to do, with the life God had given me.

I also thought it was something that would be boring, so best to enjoy life now and maybe later become religious. That was my philosophy.

When I was I young, I often felt a presence of something big around me and didn’t know what it was, but I started believing in God.

One day, when I was nine, my mother said, “Let’s go to church,” so I started going to a Sunday school. Listening to the bible made a lot of sense, especially hearing about the kindness and love of Jesus. I believed that He was God because of this, but didn’t really understand why He died on the cross.

About two years later I had the choice of continuing, or stopping Sunday school. I realized that it was not 'cool' going to Sunday school and therefore made a conscious decision to be like my other friends and therefore not go anymore.

Rebelling Against God’s Commandments

My life was in full rebellion with God. I started going to parties and drinking at 13 and staying at friend’s houses. One friend then invited me to church. I felt like a hypocrite. The night before we were at parties and then the next day in church like angels. It really weighed on my mind - this double life - especially when going to a bible group. I went to a bible group for another two years, but then stopped again as I chose to follow my own ways and not God’s.

Things started getting hard. My parents divorced and through the separation came a lot of pain. Although I cried out to God, I was also in full rebellion to His commandments, and carried on going to parties and feeling very empty and unhappy. The next day I would always feel guilty for my actions and that really burdened me.

Again, God was searching for me. I went to a Christian camp and was so touched by the presence of God that I decided I wanted Him in my life, but I didn’t understand that I had to give up my ways and follow Him. The bible says that if we are to follow Christ, then we have to carry our cross daily and follow Him: And whoever does not bear his cross and come after Me, he cannot be My disciple. (Luke 14:27)

We can’t say we love Him if we don’t choose to obey His commandments: If you love Me, keep My commandments. (John 14:15)

So nothing happened when I tried to “give my life” to Him. I wasn’t ready to repent (turn away from my sinful wrong doings.)

After this, however, the devil tricked me and I believed I could do what I wanted and thought God would 'understand' as He knew that I believed that Jesus was God and thought that was enough. Well, the bible warns us that the fallen demon angels also believe this: You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe – and tremble! (James 2:19). Believing doesn’t do anything if there is no desire to follow God.

Things got harder. When my parents divorced I went to live with my mother, whilst my brother and sister stayed with our father. It was a time of pain for everyone. However, when my mother was diagnosed with cancer, I started to call on the Lord more seriously.

God Searches For Us

God had not forgotten me. The bible says that He searches for the lost sheep in Luke Chapter 15. We are like the lost sheep when we do not know Him, and He is described as the Good Shepherd. Now I can see the ways He was searching for me, although at the time I didn’t recognize it.

It started with a series of dreams, as I would often call out to God to know Him, but I wasn’t ready to follow Him. I had many dreams of large powerful tornados. God was in the tornado and would call out to me: “Why are you running from Me?” … as in the dreams I was running from Him. When we search for God He gives us a greater conviction of our sins; the things we do wrong against Him, like lie, steal, our attitude to Him. After every dream I would wake up with a fear of God, and ask Him to forgive me, but I was still not ready to submit my life to Him.

God Breaks Us

Watching my mother die was very painful and it made me feel completely helpless. We all face a day to die and there is nothing we can do to stop this day. It’s in God’s hands and we will all face our Creator. I started looking for Christians as I knew they could talk with God and that He wouldn’t hear me because my life was very ungodly at that time. At it says in Isaiah 59:2: But your iniquities have come between you and your God, and your sins have hidden His face from you, from hearing.

I started realizing I was separated from Him. When my mother died, I thought a lot about where she went, and then soon couldn’t stop thinking about where I would go when I die. I felt extremely empty, and that there didn’t seem to be any point to anything. I tried to be comforted in drink and hash, but it made things worse. I didn’t want to live, but feared where I would go if I died. At this point I had reached the lowest point I could go and in that state I cried out to the Lord with all my heart to know Him. I cried out to Him to show me where He was, as I needed Him.

Hell Is A Reality

It was at night and I was standing up. I had my eyes open, but God showed me a picture in front of my eyes of a black still lake. When I saw that vision, the lake just looked like eternal death. It was completely still, stagnant and dead … no life nor grace there.

I stood there transfixed – stunned by it - and then saw a red hand coming out. Then to my horror the hand started coming to me! The bible says that the unrighteous will be judged and will take their part in the lake of fire:

But the fearful, and the unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, will have their part in the Lake burning with fire and brimstone, which is the second death. (Rev. 21:8)

I didn’t believe I was headed in that direction until I saw that image. It was such a shock! At the same time I felt a huge distance between myself and God. The devil’s deception in my head was destroyed at that moment. The bible says the truth sets us free! I started understanding things I hadn’t understood before about why Jesus died on the cross. It was to pay for our unrighteous actions including our sinful thoughts, our wrong doings, and rebellion against God.

The Way Out!

The bible says in John 3:16: For God so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. I realized then that God had His hands extended to me to forgive me; it was not His desire that I was to go in the direction of Hell but that He had lovingly provided a way out, though the cleansing of the perfect blood of His Son, Jesus Christ.

At that point I felt so dirty; too dirty for God, so I said, “Tomorrow, I want to follow you.” (Another lie in my head as Jesus' blood is perfect and can cleanse the worst sinner at any time).

The next day I wasn’t thinking about what I saw the night before, but instead was with a friend in my house. However, God had not forgotten and came again graciously to remind me. The minute I went into my bedroom and was alone, I felt a huge presence of God -- so powerful that I couldn’t stay standing up. He brought me to my knees crying and longing to be forgiven. I heard the words enter my head, “Remember what you said to Me yesterday.” And, “I am here now”.

At that moment, all I wanted was Jesus Christ to come in and forgive me and live in me, so I cried out to Him to be cleansed by His blood, to be forgiven and that He would live in me and give me a new life.

The bible says: For who ever calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. (Romans 10:13).

And also that Christ is knocking at the door of our hearts and wants to enter to live in us: Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him and he with Me. (Rev. 3:20)

Forgiveness And Freedom

At that moment of Christ entering me, I literally felt myself being opened from the top and a power of love and peace and joy enter. It was like a refreshing force going through my body. From that moment I had become a new creation. As it says: So that if any one is in Christ, that one is a new creature; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new. (2 Cor. 5:17).

I went into the next room and my friend looked at me and saw the change. She asked. “What happened to you?” I really didn’t know where to start to explain! But she guessed, and she said, “You’re a born again Christian now?” I exclaimed, “Yes!”

From that moment on, I wanted to go out and tell everyone, so the next day at work I explained to all my colleagues what had happened. They were amazed as only days before I was at parties and hadn’t been in a church in five years!

God Changes Lives And Gives Us Promises

God changes lives. He gives us a new mind to hate sin, learn to love people and the power to forgive others as God forgives us. The ability to forgive others and not be enslaved with bitterness of anger is a huge freedom and as recently put in the film of Nelson Mandela -- Forgiveness liberates the soul.

God gives us hope and peace and He promises never to leave us nor forsake us:

Let your way of life be without the love of money, and be content with such things as you have, for He has said, "Not at all will I leave you, not at all will I forsake you, never!" (Heb 13:5)

He gives us a peace that the world doesn’t know:

Peace I leave with you, My peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. (John 14:27)

It is not God’s will that any should die and go to Hell as it says:

The Lord is not slow concerning His promise, as some count slowness, but is long-suffering toward us, not purposing that any should perish, but that ALL should come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9)

Are you willing to let God come into your life and cleanse you, restore you, heal you, forgive you and love you? This is the reason that Christ died on the cross. He gave up His perfect sinless life and took on His body our wrong actions against God and our guilt. He has paid the price and been condemned for our sins, so we can be forgiven. Are you ready to submit yourself to the Lord and let Him lead you and forgive you? It says if you call upon the name of the Lord you shall be saved. That is what I did and that is what happened.

If you would like to contact me (not me, FlyFreeScreamLoud, but the person this God Story is about): [email protected]


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. AMEN TO THAT!!!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"

The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."

Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

"Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Silver Sheilds, darkness wasted, Mikaela the Cat, LunaClefairy (of TheEspadaSisters), SnowyFlame, FlyFreeScreamLoud,

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DONT IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father." So be considerate.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.



One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Help stop racism.

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, FlyFreeScreamLoud,

If you're a Mori/Takashi fangirl, copy this to your profile. (FlyFreeScreamLoud)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, taciturnAnalyst,

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Got a problem with me? Solve it!
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe!
Can't stand me? Sit down!
Can't face me? Turn around!
Love me? Great!
Hate me? Even better!
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me!
Don't like my style? Don't like yours!
Don't know me? Don't judge me!
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL,
Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE,

So why bother? Every insult you make is only hurting yourself.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose-me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Friend vs. Best Friend -

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Don't like to disagree with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Aren't afraid to tell you off because you want total honesty from them.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would let you under their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Would steal your umbrella and shout 'RUN BOY/GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!

When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, you thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to talk, you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old, your mom brought you to the park, you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old, your mom bought you some toys, you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old, your mom bought you a story book and read it to you, you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old, your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends, but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old, your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school, you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream, you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons, you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another, you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies, you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows, you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old, she suggested a haircut that was becoming, you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp, you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug, you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car, you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call, you thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation, you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART..

If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply, repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"

If you don't... then you obviously don't care if your mom dies.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: *hugs*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me.

In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

Repost this if you though it was sad! Or repost it if you would do this with someone you love!!!

Put This On Your Page If You Have Ever Felt..

] hated

] despised

] heart broken

] as though you're nothing

] not needed

] used

] disappointed in yourself or others

] as though no one cares for you

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

99 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I couldn't resist putting this here!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

77. One word: STREAK!

78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

89. Put lingerie in the men's department.

90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.

95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

99. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Darn, there goes my Christmas plans!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, frostfur72, Silverclaw the Destined, The-Random-Rose1754, Song Of Hope, FlyFreeScreamLoud,


You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

End Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I think most Fanfiction writers are this, and proud of it!)

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile.

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile (I'm definitely proud of it).

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I don't even know what the hell those are! What the f*ck are they?!).

If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who makes the copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love copying and pasting stuff to your profile just for fun, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate pink and love yellow, and beat up guys who assume they can push me around on a daily basis, but you get the idea)

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, Aqua girl 007, EgyptianSky,sukairaa-chan, The Thief King, RiverTear980, Marikshipper, Coolaloo, Eien Ni Ushinawa, Song Of Hope, Moriko Takahashi

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I am learning it! :D)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you blame 4Kids for everything bad that happens, even things that totally don't make sense, copy this onto your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, Coolaloo, Eien Ni Ushinawa, Song Of Hope, FlyFreeScream

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) 3.1415927 (Yugi form Yu-Gi-Oh, Ash from Pokemon, Ichigo from Bleach, L from Death Note, Apollo from PJO, Zee from The Chronos Chronicles, Etc. etc.)JadeKurosaki(Ichigo, Just Ichigo. I LOVE HIM!!), Coolaloo (Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yami Yugi.), Eien Ni Ushinawa(Yami Yuugi, Draco Malfoy, Zero, Murtagh Morzansson, Shun Kazami , Kyouya, Tategami, Spectra Phantom, Tsubasa Ootori) Song Of Hope (Kyoya Tategami, ummmmm, that's it), FlyFreeScreamLoud(Tyki Mikk, Karl Fei-Ong, Zero, Claude Faustus, Kyoya Tategami, Japan Hetalia, Kyo, Takashi Morinozuka, Takashi H.O.T.D, Kuukai, Ikuto, Takeda, Shizuo Heiwajima, Abel Nightroad, Kouta Tsuchi, Saitou Hajime, Mutsuki Kurama,)

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you Give her your attention.

When she pulls away Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does.

When she misses you she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.

When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking?"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!: Here are some pick up line comebacks! These may come in handy some day! w

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together (or, the cleaner version Woman: Really, I like it the way it is with n and o together)

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. she's a virgin. That boy you called lame. Has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. Is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

Copy & Paste this to your profile to show that you Care!

It's funny how hello always ends with goodbye,

It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry,

It's funny how forever never really seems to last,

It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past,

It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down,

It's funny how when you need someone they're never around,

It's funny how people change and think they're so much better,

It's funny how many lies can be packed in one 'Love Letter',

It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,

It's funny how one night can contain so much regret,

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,

But the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me.Did you ever stop & think
That you could be the reason someone is bulimic?
Did you ever stop & think, They you could be the reason she's emo?
Did you ever stop & think, you could be the reason she's a b*tch to people?
Did you ever stop & think, that you could be the reason she wears 20 pounds of make up?
Did you ever stop & think, that you could be the reason she's anorexic?
Did you ever stop & think about who you were hurting when you said these hurtful things?
Obviously not.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemies eyes

-When life gives you lemons, find Amelia Bedelia and force her to make a lemon meringue pie

-When life gives you lemons, wear a t-shirts that says "LIFE" and give the lemons to other people

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! But if he's hot, it's time for a shot! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Oh and i'm not a really big fan of justin bieber so i put this on here too

95 percent of girls would start bawling their eyes if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. 4 percent would grab a chair, grab some popcorn and scream "Jump! Jump! Jump!" 1 percent would just go up to the top of the building and push him off then say "You took to long." I am proud to be part of that 1 percent. :P

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM Tyki (Originally GIR)!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! FlyFreeScreamLoud


So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life million reasons, no is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

Copy and paste this if you are learning Japanese and add your penname (FlyFreeScreamLoud)

Copy and paste this if you are perverted in anyway, add your penname and method (FlyFreeScreamLoud; Yaoi Manga)

Copy and paste if you are on Team Dyson(DysonxBo) add your penname (FlyFreeScreamLoud,)

I am the creator of the kill Lauren (Lost Girl) Faction add your pennames my soldiers! (FlyFreeScreamLoud,)

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
Most importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku."
If you are a Proud Otaku, like this, and post it on your wall.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PAN, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(If writing counts)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(I try and fail at it)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I honestly don't know what accent you're talking about!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(sometimes)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

If you're gay, it's a sin.

If you're bisexual, you're confused.

If you're skinny, you're on drugs.

If you're fat, you're a slob.

If you're dressed up, you're conceited.

If you speak your mind, you're a bitch.

If you don't say anything, you must be miserable.

If you cry, you're a drama queen.

If you have male friends, you're a whore.

If you defend yourself, you're a trouble maker.

You can't do anything without being criticized.

Love me or hate me, but you will never change me...

My Favorite Quotes

I am Teacher, I Hear all See all and Know all-My Geography Teacher

Are you the one that keeps calling and hanging up-Derek (The McCall Twin)

Wha? No First of all I whispered inappropriate things then hung up. Get it right babe-Emily McCall (The McCall Twin)

I only wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that. You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. You just have to know who you are and stay true to that. So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how. 8y 8eing me. -Vriska Serket

Shut up Wade! I'm having a romantic situation with a dinosaur!-Markiplier

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Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Koshi S., Ryunosuke T. - Complete
Gunslinger Girl: Bullet Requiem by ChibiVampirePanda reviews
Okay, let's think of this like a weird movie. I'm suddenly stuck with a lost twin sister and this idiotic new member of my dad's gang. Shima's jealous, and now I have a deadline or else my soul is toasted up nice and crispy. (GUNSLINGER GIRL SEQUEL!) Rated T for language and underlying comments of an M nature.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - R. Shima
Phase by twofacedharveydent reviews
Dead; that was the word Samantha would use to describe herself. She felt lifeless. When she's offered the chance to become a werewolf, she doesn't care if the bite turns or kills her. As luck would have it she survives, but being the conscience for a pack who would rather kill first and ask questions later is complicated; especially when she starts to fall for her alpha. •Season 2•
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,533 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Derek H., OC] Erica R., Isaac L. - Complete
The Life of the Signless by MsWikit reviews
One act of compassion changes the course of Alternia's history. A grub is plucked from the caverns and carried to the world, where he is raised by a watchful custodian and a ragtag band of feral trolls. This work chronicles his origins, the entirety of his life, and his eventual death.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,010 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Psiioniic/Helmsman, The Disciple, The Dolorosa
Shisainimiru by UnluckyAmulet reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Grimmjow doesn't care about anybody or anything. That's how he likes it. But when he decides prisoner Isaki has something he wants, he will go to any lengths to get it. But is the ultimate price what he takes, or what he gains because of it? Grimmjow x OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., OC
The McCall Twin by InsanelySarcastic reviews
What if Scott had a twin sister that fell for the green-eyed resident werewolf? Innuendos and dirty thoughts ensue. Derek/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,244 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - [OC, Derek H.]
She Wolf by hirakohs reviews
She was a lone wolf, walking among a pride of calculating felines. [Kuroo Tetsurou/OC] [PERMANENT HAITUS/DISCONTINUED]
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,007 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Tetsuro K., OC
The Violet Hunger by gublercullen reviews
"I'm nothing special, I'm not about to go saving the world, so stop making me feel like I'm extraordinary when I'm not. I'm nothing like you," I said, refusing to meet Derek's vibrant green eyes. "You're extraordinary if I say you're extraordinary." His voice was laced with authority and I begged myself not to give in to him...but I didn't have the strength. Derek/OC FutureLemons
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Derek H., OC
Accressere by miavortice reviews
AU: In the seaside Kingdom of Iwatobi and the desert Duchy of Samezuka, there are rumors of a war between the two allied countries. For three knights, an even larger wall has appeared between them and knight now loyal to Samezuka. For a young priestess, a chance encounter with her brother's superior makes the threat of war a far more intimate matter. SEIGOU
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Gou M., Seijuurou M., Rin M.
Shy Signs by dannyg102 reviews
You've like him/her for a long time. You want to let her/him know how you feel. But, there are matters that you believe would hinder a relationship. Can you work up the courage to at least talk to him/her? Once that matter's out of the way, how shall you continue? Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kurloz M., Meulin L. - Complete
Chromosome X by Demiyah reviews
Peace has returned to the shinobi world. Or not?... What will Gaara do with the blind girl that seems his only clue about the enemy? They will find out things aren't always black and white. And with the possibility of war on his doorstep, does love have a place in his heart? Gaara x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Gaara, OC
The name's Kira But I'm not a Killer by Ash in Darkness reviews
22 year old Kira is fresh out of college, not that she needed it. Kira was born a mastermind, a prodigy of the greatest heights. Unfortunately, she gets stuck in the Kira case partly because of her name and partly because she wants to dish out a plate of justice. Emotionally detached, socially awkward, very much like our favorite detective, take a look at Kira's life. ON HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Light Y., L, OC
Kenichi Returning by JubileeGrimm reviews
Miu is over 30 years old, Hayato "Elder" Fuurinji is dead, and Kenichi Shirahama has become an S Class master. In order to complete his training, he left Ryouzanpaku to train in isolation, and now he's returning home with stories to tell, and a new generation of disciples are running around town. Also, Kenichi and Miu are unsure of their relationship without the Elder around.
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
The Mark by amiluna reviews
Sollux lived a boring life. Well, except for his burden. His mark. Everything seems down until he meets the most beautiful girl in the world, and others with similar marks. Maybe he isn't so different. Arasol. Schoolstuck. Humanstuck. Rated T because...it's homestuck. I don't own homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Aradia M., Sollux C.
Hidden Strength by LyricalRose reviews
Willa was abandoned when she was born, defenseless and unwanted. Sixteen years later, Willa McCall finds herself forced into the world of the supernatural, battling herself and hiding her secret. With the help of a brooding stranger, she might just find her balance.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,408 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Derek H., OC]
You Hate Your Pulse Because It Thinks You're Still Alive by The World's Biggest Fangirl reviews
Aradia Megido is a vampire who uses a traveling circus as means to access prey. But when she accidentally falls in love with the man she had intended to kill, she's not quite sure what to do. AraSol Christmas gift for the lovely toukofukawva of tumblr, and my first fanfiction posted on here in over a year. Oops!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Vriska S., Aradia M., Sollux C., Doc Scratch - Complete
Aradia X Sollux: Love, Back from the Dead by Isura Hikari reviews
Aradia is finally alive again, and the trolls are settling into new Alternia. But what's she gonna do when Feferi starts making a move on Sollux? And what's Sollux gonna do when he's finally face to face with his moirail? I don't own homestuck or the cover art. I don't actually know who *made* the cover art. Whoever did, you're awesome and I hope you're not mad I used it. . .
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
Dirty Night Clowns by AvissAbyss reviews
A very serious story about a very serious matter. More information in the author's note in chapter one. Trigger warning: Child molestation (the main subject of the story), psychological dilemmas-it's just really messed up and I'm sorry for that.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Gamzee M., Karkat V., Porrim M., John E. - Complete
A Prophecy Gone Wrong by VeraDeDiamant reviews
Cassandra, Emma's younger sister, comes to Storybrooke to help Emma break the curse and find a 'Happily Ever After' with Graham. Cass is a seer, but no one believes in her visions, so she tries to change the destiny by herself. She catches the eye of a, but also of a charismatic Mad Hatter, but also of a dashing pirate... Jefferson/OC/Hook, Gremma. (HIATUS)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, OC, Jefferson/Mad Hatter]
Learning To Stand by vocalspaz88 reviews
Tavros had an extremely small comfort zone. People frightened him, he had a stutter, and the girl he was interested in didn't seem to think he was worth her time. He had his best friend Gamzee to lean on, but his father, still grieved over the loss of his wife, only had Tavros. When a terrible accident strikes the Nitram family, how will the pieces be put together again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., The Grand Highblood, The Summoner
The Reckoning by hollowXchain reviews
Humans. They think trolls are a myth. They thought they could deviate and have no repercussions. They thought that it would never come back. They never thought another human would turn out to be a direct descendant. Oops. GamXOC, possibly some Kar or Sol later? AU, OOCness, violence, murder, cursing, drugs, basically a lot of bad stuff, lemons, blah blah Just read the prologue XoP
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Gamzee M.
The Moment by DerekHalesLittlePrincess reviews
Just a little thing that popped into my head, because Derek deserves some hope. Enjoy.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014
Why I Love You by dirksnipples reviews
When Karkat was 16 she was diagnosed with cancer, she haves a hard time getting along with people, and the only two she tells everything to are her two best friends Kanaya and Gamzee. But when she meets a boy Kanaya befriended at the coffee shop, something about the boy seems to make something spark inside of her.One weird thing, he's obsessed with cats,a lot. Yep,she's gone crazy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Nepeta L., Karkat V.
The Stages of a Stomach Virus by Miss Kisharoo reviews
(DISCONTINUED: Read profile.) After waking up from a... vivid... dream about a certain... person, Yakumo comes to a shocking realization.
Psychic Detective Yakumo/心霊探偵八雲 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Haruka O., Yakumo S.
Apples Don't Fall Far by honkytonk-babe3 reviews
Izaya's daughter, Kinaki, goes to high school for the first time. Shizuo's son, Takada, meets her there. Will this be a romance or rivalry?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Summer Breeze by RainbowSquiddle reviews
Karkat Vantas, a hopeless romantic, is sick of standing in the background as his friends fall in love. And he's MORE than sick of giving out romance tips, those things don't grow on trees, ya know! But what happens when the new girl in school peeks his interest? Is this sudden romance for better or for worse?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,699 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
merry glubbing christmas by phantom-at-the-disco reviews
Eridan finally gets a chance to talk to Feferi. And, to Eridan's disbelief, Feferi wants to talk to him too. Alone.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
Books Only Take You So Far by BadWolf Writer reviews
The Doctor is a human who owns a small bookshop called the Madman's Box. He thinks he can live on books and a bit of travelling, all alone. That is, until a little brunette walks into his shop and tugs him out into the world of people. Eleven and Clara with a smattering of all of your favorite characters. AU Bookshop
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Signless and His Return by Ella Riddle reviews
We start off with the Disciple and what happened at the death of her lover the Signless. But is he really gone forever? And who is Kankri everyone is talking about and who is Karkat?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple, Kankri V., Karkat V.
Mask by Kurohain reviews
Nepeta is a serial killer with a big ol' crush. This is my first fanfic and I'm not sure where it's going.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
Until the Sun Rises by Pathomania reviews
Ava is a Fox, on the night of the new moon she changes forms and attracts the attention of every wolf in the surrounding area, as they have a sudden urge to claim her. Even though she doesn't want to be marked someone bites her leg, and her father knows of only one way to get rid of the mark. But will it work? Derek/OC/Peter
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,451 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Derek H., Peter H., OC
How to be Happy by haipa-chan reviews
Gaara was looking for a chance at redemption. To reconcile with his village and become more than a monster. Isakso was looking for someone to save her. Both find more than they were looking for. GaaraOC GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Gaara, OC
Daughter of the Reaper by Meerkat Moka reviews
After the incident with Satan almost taking over True Cross Town, all goes peacefully for awhile. Then suddenly, death toll in and near the city rises greatly. People at True Cross Academy know it's not a serial killer. A human one, that is. But when a girls is found at one of the crime scenes, things spiral into confusion. Who is she? RinXOC OC insert.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Amaimon
Troubled Minds by leximakara reviews
Gamzee Makara and the others find themselves in an orphanage. After a year of tragedies, they are transported to an asylum.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Gamzee M., Kanaya M., Karkat V., Terezi P.
Snapdragon by DulcetDreamer reviews
An aspiring gardener and a music fanatic have one month to go head-to-head in order to determine the fate of their respective clubs. However, it seems that things are getting very out of hand...all's fair in love and war! (High School AU. DaveJade.)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Dave S., Jade H.] - Complete
You Found Me by KurenoxArisaxx reviews
(A rewrite of my OC's story "Falling For You") A new guest appears one day in the host club; A pretty girl who is very shy. During her time in the club, she finds drama, fun, and something she has never known before...love. What happens when the hosts discover a dark secret the girl never wanted them to know?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Story of the Ancestors by OrangeArrow100 reviews
A summary of the life of the Alternian WARNING: Includes profanity, and violence
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple, The Condesce - Complete
Zodiac by TailsDoll13 reviews
"Karkat Vantas." The girl spoke with a slight accent. British, perhaps? "We need to have a talk." Our beloved trolls and humans weren't the only ones to play that dreaded game, Sburb-or Sgrub. 12 other trolls, and 4 other humans, also paid dearly. T because it's Homestuck, bitches. Friendship because it's a tale of survival. Romance because there's messed-up quadrants. Shazer, OUT!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Karkat V.
Falling For You by KurenoxArisaxx reviews
A new guest appears one day in the host club,a pretty girl who is very shy.During her time in the club,she finds drama,fun,& something shes never known before...love.But what happens when the hosts discover a secret the girl never wanted them to know? (IS CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. FIRST CH OF REWRITE IS ALREADY AVAILABLE ON HERE)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,557 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mori/Takashi M.
Igniting the Painting by sleepingwiththefish reviews
Humanstuck! Nepeta is the new girl at a school and well, she is pretty alone. But the moody, silent boy has caught her attention... Rated M for a little smutty goodness later and *sigh* Language... "Karkat!"
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Perfect Timing by Stunna13 reviews
ThunderClan has just moved to the lake and Thornclaw is still trying to get over the destruction of his old home. Going out for a walk one day, proved to be less innocent than he thought when he runs into a pretty rogue named Silver. What happens when Thornclaw starts to develop feelings that the Warrior Code doesn't allow?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Thornclaw - Complete
Warriors Diary by Erispeon reviews
Diary of cats. WARNING-Random
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011
Feferi Peixes Theme Song by TheJaceX reviews
A SpongeBob parody for Homestuck. THIS IS WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO PEOPLE. (Warning: contains STRONG stupidity)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
Faygo Kiss by elizabeth.a.berndt
Just a fluff-drabble. Savor and imbibe deeply.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
Behind Those Topaz Eyes by MLAdams reviews
Rin Nakazawa is the new and beautiful face at Ouran Academy. She's bubbly, attractive, kind, and adventuress, but that's all anyone knows. Where does this dark haired beauty come from? And what do the faded scars on her body mean?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
You're Beautiful by Black Archivist reviews
Meeting, growing, and departing. I don't own anything other than the plot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Aradia M., Sollux C., The Handmaid, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
Who's Next? by TailsDoll13 reviews
Basically a Homestuck Truth or Dare fic! Rules inside. I WILL TRY TO KEEP TO THE WEBSITE RULES. I will add characters upon request, such as Dancestors or Alpha Kids. T because KARKAT. ALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING KARKAT. HE IS THE SOLE REASON WHY I HAD TO RATE THIS T. Friendship because IT'S BONDING TIME, BITCHES! Humor because I've seen some of the dares people have done...Shazer, OUT!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Dave S., Jade H., John E., Rose L.
My Escape by Moka Mint reviews
14 year-old Amu has just escaped from her home, while she finds herself saved my the hottest guy she had ever seen. She agrees to stay at his house, but finds herself falling for him...This is where the romanticism begins...Kukamu
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
Old Boys by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
If you had asked Sheriff Stilinski what he expected to be doing on a Sunday afternoon, it sure wouldn't have been acting as moderator for Chris Argent and Peter Hale after they literally fell into his car during a fight. He didn't expect he'd be shooting the breeze about how they were all getting too old for their respective jobs or social circles after that, either.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sheriff Stilinski, Peter H., Chris A. - Complete
Warriors poetry-A tribute to the clans by ApocalypseAmerican reviews
Theis book of poetry is dedicated to the warrior clans, their relationships, prophecies, and traditions. It is the first of a series to follow.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Firestar, Silverstream, Graystripe, Spottedleaf - Complete
The Light That Never Goes Out by godcomplexLoading reviews
When you began, it was just the two of you, the roommates desperately in need of a break going crosscountry in their tiny-ass car. But one thing lead to another and here you were, twelve people on enough meds to kill an elephant packed on a schoolbus going on a round trip to disaster. A rather lengthy one-shot about friendship and craziness and how important it is to take a break.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., Sollux C., Aradia M. - Complete
Thorns of the Past, Rose of the Present by V-Roxie-V reviews
The beginning of forbidden love ALWAYS ends in tragedy.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,917 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/20/2007
Unsure by prolificWriter reviews
Rosa Maryam meets a Turkish man about her age through her daughter, whose friends with his son. And she's left unsure if she wants to a single mother anymore. (WARNING: Humanstuck and shameless grapevine shipping.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - The Dolorosa, The Grand Highblood
History's Strongest Disciple Honoka! by 13darknessandlight reviews
What would happen if Honoka turned 16 and Kenichi went to university? Leaving a bored bunch of masters with a new victim and characters? R&R Please! Honoka/Natsu
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 97,779 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011
Just Because by TheNerdling reviews
Suki was never normal, Karou was never alone. Certain things lead to other things, and then it begins. Why? Just because...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Kaoru H. - Complete
unblessed by Grasshopper reviews
She understood now, the wanting but not having. / Daisuke/Hinako /
Bitter Virgin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
The Rebellion by The silent hard worker reviews
They did it, Yami won. The world is now ruled by, Yomi, its like a group full of dictators. The strict rules, bring fear in every citizen, as breaking one of them, immediately means killing. There are no normal schools, every school, is a martial arts school. Stealing, killing and kidnapping and stuff, are even encouraged! This is unacceptable. Full summary inside.
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013
If a Crow needs A Leaf's help by Yejistar reviews
Crowfeather's mate, Nightcloud, is dying,and he needs leafpools help
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Crowfeather, Leafpool
Desert Shadow by tHeEviLjOkEr reviews
When a jinchuriki girl graduates from Konoha's academy, and takes part in the chuunin exam, what happens when she meets someone whom she made a promise to, but was unable to keep it? But he doesn't recognise her. Is that good or bad? ABANDONED. Check my profile for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,874 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Gaara, OC
A Masquerade of Shadows by Eirian Erisdar reviews
Tyki has always been black and white, but when a girl Exorcist comes into his life, everything changes. Allen struggles to cope with his inner self, and the world at war. What will happen to them? Sequel to A Charade of Flames! Romance, humour, mixed in with violence and angst. Tyki x OC. NEW CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CHAPTER UP!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Gunsliger Girl by ChibiVampirePanda reviews
Mimio Ginryuu. Not an original name, but she's nice. sort of. She likes guns. And pointy things. And possibly someone she's just met. But when you're slightly insane, who would honestly get to know the real you? Rated T for language and other things.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - R. Shima, Yukio O. - Complete
Gratia Plena by Principessa Dell'Opera reviews
When Dani's estranged father whisks her away from impoverished Mexico to glittering Japan, she finds a whole other world waiting. But when she's cruelly beaten by jealous classmates at Lobelia, a risky scheme may keep her safe. MorixOC. Summary inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,694 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Bloody Rose by TheStarsAbove7 reviews
Saya lost her memory when she woke up after only ten years of sleep, she leads a normal life but keeps seeing a somehow familiar man. But when a mysterious person appears, things turn to darkness once more. Please RNR! Rated T just in case!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,821 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Hagi, Saya - Complete
Cakes and Smiles by LinaNamiStar reviews
Cakes, she dreams of making them while he loves them. Smiles, she gives one and he takes it. He is the only guy that is allowed to touch her. She is the only girl that he always wants to see. Her name is Sakuno Horikita. His name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Leaf and Canine by Starxid reviews
"Hana, it's a Saturday, and it's 7:30 in the morning! let me sleep!" Kiba drew the covers over his head again. Hana grabbed the covers and yanked them off of Kiba. kiba/oc slight naru/hina sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kiba I.
The Same Differences by CheshireNeko122 reviews
Mitsuko is a high class exorcist, but somehow, has the same butterfly abilities as Tykki Mykk. Are they connected somehow, or is this just luck? Whatever it is, it doesn't prevent them from seeing each other.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Tyki Mikk
A Charade of Flames by Eirian Erisdar reviews
Tyki lives as white and black, never mixing his two sides. But what if a girl exorcist were to come into his life? Tyki x OC, plenty of adorable romance mixed in with serious violence. Begins with Tyki trying to find Allen and escalates.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,724 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tyki Mikk - Complete
Warriors Truth or Dare! by Dragonclaw11 reviews
Truth or Dare, with the Warriors! Okay, I know you've seen this before, but give it a chance. Please? *puppy dog face*
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,146 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Second Wind by amukWrites reviews
There are many things Yukio is willing to give to his brother. Shiemi is not one of them. -Shiemi/Yukio
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Shiemi M., Yukio O. - Complete
Tales of the Kits by timeturnings reviews
Everyone's heard of the legends of Tigerstar, Brokenstar, and Yellowfang. But what about the nursery stories the elders have forgotten over the years?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Chasing Clouds, Bluestar
War of the Plates 2: The Uprising by mr.myxsiple reviews
From the ashes of the War of the Plates, a new love is born but, like Shade and Shine's, it's considered forbidden. Can this love survive and remain strong and true even with an uprising on the horizon? Pls review. Complete
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,520 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Eevee/Eievui, Vulpix/Rokon] - Complete
A Twist In The Heart by Ms Amber reviews
Everyone knows that Lionblaze has a HUGE 'cat' crush on Cinderheart. But what happens when someone else has Cinderheart's attention? Rated T for a bit of swearing and other things. Romance/Friendship FF. Please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Cinderheart, Lionblaze
Words can hurt by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
"This is the real Taylor Hillridge, and I don't see why every one hates me so much… But, maybe I do… cause how I hate me too… and right now, I don't see the reason for trying… for talking… or for breathing… I'm just done…"
Cyberbully - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Second chance by Seraphinite reviews
He was never dead. His soul was but his heart wasn't. He will fall in love with his equal and apprentice. He is Hawkfrost. "He will be the greatest warrior thunderclan has ever known."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hawkfrost, Ivypool
Psychic Minds by XxRedLucarioxX reviews
It's been two years since Gallade left Gardevoir for a mission. Now she has his child a female Ralts. When she finally sees him again, he doesn't even know who she is. Will Gardevoir have to give up on him and go for someone different... like Blaziken?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Gallade/Erlade
Repairing the Past by LeafxGreenx3 reviews
-AU- As an attempt to forget about their heartbreak, May, Misty, Leaf, and Dawn form a band together. Four years later, on one fateful day, they cross paths with their old flames, each with a new person in their lives. Will they still feel the same way after so long, or are they completely over each other? ORS, CS, IS, PS. T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,196 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf - Complete
Crash and Burn by Harmony'sLoveHP reviews
Poem about how Derek's sister Laura Hale felt as she died.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Derek H., Peter H., Laura H. - Complete
Insanely in Love by Lorna Roxen reviews
Takahashi Haruka is the new 3rd year student at Ouran. She is very similar to Honey, but she attracts Takashi interest. TakashixOc MoriXoc MorinozukaXOc
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
My Nightlight by Cyrille Kiwi Lynn reviews
Changed by accident, alive only at night. Love within the blood.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Espeon/Eifie, Umbreon/Blacky
Flicker by C. E. Mott reviews
In the decaying capitol of a war-torn country four factions fight for power. Unsure as to why they are at war, the only certainty is that they must fight. A curious boy is about to change everything. The story of Warriors retold as humans.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Firestar, Bluestar
The Rise of SmallClan by Feather that Floats Gently reviews
Smallcloud was just an regular warrior of ThunderClan with kits and a dead mate, but what happens when crimes strikes ThunderClan. She is blamed and she easedropped of their leader's plan. Kill her. She runs off and finds an old camp site. RR please!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011
Red Moon by Feather that Floats Gently reviews
You thought that there was only four clans in the forest, but you are wrong. After the first four leaders died, all the clans agreed to drive out all the deformed cats. These cats made their own clans and their rules are a bit different.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011
A Sister's Love by BrightfurOfThunderClan reviews
Feathertail, a StarClan she-cat, formerly of RiverClan, watches over her father's new mate and his kits, and swears that she will protect them as best she can. But will she succeed? Find out in this story of a sister's love and loyalty.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Feathertail
Lone Flower in the Meadow by Starlight Warrior 1092 reviews
The life of a cat, Violet, is changed by the war that is going on in her town. She flees to the forest with her kits to where her mate,Nightblaze, lives. A prophecy comes, saying great danger will befall EarthClan. Can she save everyone? Read to find out!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Friends Before Love by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth has had a crush on Percy ever since she was twelve years old. By the time she gets the courage to ask him out though, he's dating her best friend.AU Perlia, Thalico, and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,545 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Dark Rose 2: Heather's Prophecy by Swanstream reviews
Heatherpaw, daughter of Lionblaze and Cinderheart. As the Dark Forest rises again, Heatherpaw feels the responsibility of her clan as well as StarClan more heavily than ever. One cat. One forest. When will the battle end?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,050 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Lionblaze, Cinderheart - Complete
Suns Soul and Moons Heart by Tokala wolf reviews
One will be guardian and one will be sacrifice. Who is loved and who is hated, that will decide everything. A young cat considered outcast by her own clan finds herself involved in an ancient prophecy to decide the fate of the forest. better than summary
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011
Modified by Marshpelt reviews
April is a girl with no life and no future. She wishes to get away from her life, and one day she gets her wish granted. But not in the way she expects and not because of her wish. Just a random idea that I started writing down. T for violence and gore
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010
Blossoming by kjk1o1 reviews
Cherry and Fang lives in a band of rouges, the exact opposite of the clans. Here only how well you can fight matters, if you're not stong enough you're killed. But then something happens and Cherry and Fang get thrown into Thunderclan. Will they adapt?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,673 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010
Jayfeather's Realizations by Moondapple-or-Moonpelt reviews
Jayfeather realizes somethings as he takes a walk to clear his head, and his head gets far from cleared... major jayfeatherXwillowshine and some lionblazeXcinderheart and in the newer chapters i added dovepawXtigerheart!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jayfeather
The Five Prides With CONTEST! by Whirlwind-44 reviews
A large group of cats, similar to the clans, live in five divided groups, called Prides. Their customs have some differences from the clans. When a band of rogues moves in nearby, how much trouble can they cause? CONTEST- Three new kits need names!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
Plain by WoodyThePony reviews
Brownkit is born in ThunderClan. This is her life, full with happiness, suffering and love.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
The First Demon by emiweeab reviews
Lilith is a servant of a rich family, but one thing that makes her different from the rest is that she has the eyes of a snake. Things only start circling out of comtrol for her after she meets the handsome Lord Mikk at a ball.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,380 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Tyki Mikk, OC] - Complete
Dark Forest and StarClan, Love and Hate by Pkmn Trainer Bronze reviews
Everything is changing in the clans. Dark Forest is rising, and the Three is needed. Secrets are revealed and clan cats scatter. Will the Clans survive this outcome? LionblazexCinderheart, JayfeatherxWillowshine, and DovepawxTigerheart.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Jayfeather, Willowshine
The Noah of Life by Luna Rei reviews
The Noah's are peacefully eating dinner one night when the Earl makes a new announcement: There is a 15th Noah! Will the Noah family be able to accept a 15th? 14thXOCXTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Neah
Mikato's Fire by PurpleKatana23 reviews
My first fanfic ever! Mikato, a weak, sickly girl from Briney Town of the Shinwa Region, is starting her pokemon journey. No one expects her to make it. But can she? Rated teen for language said mostly by me. Chapter 8 is up.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Quilava/Magmarashi
Petals by CN reviews
HamtaroxBijou... a twist... When these two are told that they're to be working together, putting their feelings aside for the sake of work is so much easier said than done. Throw in a couple of life changing twists, and you have an equation of utter doom
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,548 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2006
Hollystar and Breezestar by Blazingstar of ThunderClan reviews
They would have cracked under the new pressure of leadership if they hadn't found comfort in each other. HollyXBreeze two-shot. OOC characters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hollyleaf, Breezepelt - Complete
Flight of a Tiny Raven by Loki-BlackWolf reviews
Ravenpaw had been one of the few to help bury the lifeless bodies of BloodClan cats, but when it came to Scourge's body he found it was still breathing. He heals Scourge, changing him by showing the cat kindness, but Barley has found out and is not happy
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ravenpaw, Scourge
Journey to Redemption by Prin Pardus reviews
Tigerstar is in the Dark Forest, as he has been for many moons. However, when he finds an innocent kit there, a unique case, he realizes he must help her find her way to StarClan. Together they embark on a journey, to StarClan and to redemption.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,822 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tigerstar - Complete
Every Rose has Its Thorns by V-Roxie-V reviews
Summary is Located Inside. [COMPLETE! LAST CHAPTER UP!]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 172,847 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
And The Tiger Fell In Love With The Dove by Featherblaze reviews
One-shot. What do you do when the cat you love is from a different clan? TigerheartXDovepaw NOTE: This is a Warriors: Omen of the Stars fanfiction, so I would suggest you read that book before you read this. R&R, please! Rated T
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009
Unite or Die by xXDawnfire's FuryXx reviews
Unite or die, said the spirits. That marked the start of the Clans. But what were their lives like before that? Follow the separate lives of the five founders of the Clans, each story told every 5 chapters. R&R, please no flames.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Thunderstar, Shadowstar
Heart of Cinder by AlyGone reviews
Cinderheart is a normal warrior of Thunderclan. Or so she thinks. What happens when she starts having dreams about a she-cat apprentice getting hit by a monster and remembers things that never happened to her? My 2nd warrior story. HIATUS
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Cinderheart
Warrior Mouse Code by fireplant reviews
This is how the prey of the clans live. This is the story of Flamechaser, he's half rat half mouse. He forms a speacial bond with a cat named Fireheart.Some events of the orignal series are connected with Flamechaser. Please leave a review! XD
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Baby Sitting Murderer by Angel Of Emotions reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are hired to babysit two boys. Kyo, age 14, and his younger brother, Yuhi age 8, There have been many murders going on, mainly baby sitters. What happens when this merciless killer is in their neiborhood? Can they survive the week?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fandom by Ambereyes-Jaypaw Fangirl reviews
The warriors meet the fandom in an odd world of shippings. This is made to make fun of the fandom of OCs, Shippings, and Mary-sues.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Burning Roses, Silver Thorns by V-Roxie-V reviews
Sequel to Every Rose Has Its Thorns...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,956 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
My Fake Fiancee by Celestial Night reviews
To save Bijou, Hamtaro and Bijou pretend to be engaged. This next chapter will leave you breathless... Hamijou :-COMPLETE-: Chapter 17 and Epilogue are up!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,893 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Complete
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A drabble that came up after finally finishing.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Complete
Louder and Louder reviews
Oneshot I thought of after listening to the song Louder Than Thunder by Devil Wears Prada
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Bird and the Worm reviews
My view on what Gamzee might have been going through while he was going insane. This is a songfic, T for Character death; Oneshot. I don't own cover.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Wild reviews
Adalia Reinhardt has known the Hales for as long as she can remember, she found peace in the similarities between their family and hers. But when her parents die and she finds herself an Alpha and leaves for Beacon Hills in darkness. Then Laura dies and literally everything comes crashing down; she doesn't know what to do anymore and her Wolf is taking advantage of that fact.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Derek H., OC]
The Moon Shines For Its Children reviews
Meet Keida Himura, she's not your average girl. She has many secrets, dangerous ones. As the host club delves deeper into her past they'll find things and worlds that were better left alone. Pairings: MorixOC KaoruxOC HoneyxOC HikaruxOC TamakixHaruhi KyoyaxOC I don't own Ouran High School Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
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