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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, Kingdom Hearts, and Once Upon a Time.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1. A little about me
2. My current stories
3. My future stories
4. Famous and Infamous Quotes!
1. A little about me
Name: Sam, but my nickname pretty much everywhere on the internet is Monkey. Call me anything other than those two things and I will personally find you (maybe)
I have a good sense of humor (or at least, I like to think I do) so I usually crack jokes in dark situations. I know a lot of people who think making a joke in a bad situation is just rude or unnecessary, but sometimes it is. Sometimes you need a good laugh. And I tend to be the person to bring it.
I'm really good at keeping secrets and I never betray anyone. I'm also the kind of person who you can trust, but not exactly with your life because my hands are not good with that kind of thing.
My name does mean "listener". My parents must be psychic because I AM a good listener. I often listen to my friends' problems and I won't stop listening until the end. I will always have an ear open for anyone who needs to talk.
Unlike most of the people on this site, I am sociable. When I want to be. When I meet a new person, I'm usually the one to say hello first and I use my bad jokes to break the ice. I used to be super shy as a kid and an introvert. The only people who even KNEW I was talkative were my friends, who would hear my endless babble.
And this is why I think I'm a Slytherin. I'm very crafty and clever. You know how parents tend to say "If only you put this much effort into your schoolwork!" in movies and TV shows? I'm that person. I'm not good at strategizing, but I am good at planning. I've come up with a way to commit murder without getting caught and how to run away without getting caught by the cops.
Good with advice
I had this nickname in middle school as being the "Old, Wise Martial Arts Master" because I'm Asian and I happen to give good advice. Which is odd because I don't have a lot of experiences to ride on.
This one is both a blessing and a curse. I'm oblivious to my surroundings half the time, so if I were to get bullied or have someone talk behind my back, I probably wouldn't know. But at the same time, this does make it hard for me to read emotions well. Unless I really know the person well enough to tell when they're upset, angry, etc. then I won't know how to put my words without sounding mean.
Okay, now we're delving a little more into personal territory, but, yes. I am selfish. A lot. I try to be a good person and act nice and all, but at the same time, I do a lot of things for myself. And it tends to hurt the people around me. I won't go into details, but, that's just how I view it.
I'm extremely lazy. Unless I'm being stubborn and I stick at something, then I'll probably start something and never finish it. This has happened plenty of times before. And I usually know what I'm doing wrong in something, but I just don't bother trying to fix it.
I say semi because I'm not exactly depressed, but I'm not happy with my life either. I have this weird mindset that everything I do is pointless because it won't have an impact on what happens in the world. And also that if the universe didn't exist then it wouldn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Like, why does the universe exist? Why are we here? Why do we continue to exist? These are the strange questions I ask myself a lot. Have I scared anyone off yet?
I'm a bit of a hypocrite because one minute, I'll say all the stuff you saw up there in the "Pessemistic/Semi-Depressed" category and the next minute I'll say that I want to be a counselor to help teens. Yeah, it's a little weird. I don't get it either.
I don't know the meaning of personal space. I try to steal my friends' stuff only to return it later. I ramble endlessly. Overall, I'm close to adulthood, but I act like a second grader half the time. Which tends to annoy the living hell out of people. I don't blame them.
Yeah, I have a really weird memory system. I can barely remember what I did yesterday, but then I can remember a bunch of quotes from my favorite book and a string of episode titles from my favorite TV Show. Which is kind of odd.
Favorites (feel free to skip this one)
Favorite color: Blue. It's always been blue, even when I was an infant. I am not lying here, I refused to leave the house unless I was wearing or had something blue. True story.
Quotes originating from my mouth
"Life could be a lot worse. You could be living in a cardboard box."
"Why do I continue to hang out with you people?"
"Let's move on..."
"Kind of. Sort of. Not really. No."
"Damn it, Apollo! You know I hate being sick!!"
"It's really not that much blood for a bloody nose."
"Calm down! I'm fine! I'll live! Just, stop freaking out!"
"Are you still alive?"
"Onwards, upwards, downwards, fowards, but never backwards TO VICTORY!!!"
"The things I do for you people..."
2. My Stories so Far:
The Boy with the Pan Flute Peter Pan is, most definitely, ruthless, devilish, and, above all, heartless. But how did he get to this point? He had to have a heart at some point in his life. We saw the version of his past from "Think Lovely Thoughts" but here, that's null and void. This is my rewrite of Peter Pan's backstory from before he was a demon, and back when he was just a boy. AU
Welcome to the Game What's the best way to spend your summer vacation? Oh, I know! Switching bodies with a video game character! Wait... The Program is an online game where people from around the world can play any type of fictional media as a video game. So, Liz Hamilton signs up, plays for a night, and wakes up the next morning in the body of Ventus from Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. Her siblings, Tori and Will Hamilton, find out about this and do their best to figure out how to switch them back. So what's the biggest problem? Xehanort knows about this and is going to do anything and everything to try and stop them. Why? Well, you'll just have to find out!
On Thin Ice "Jamie, I'm scared!" Sophie cried out for her brother. History was repeating itself and the only thing Jack could do was watch.
Hot Cocoa "I don't think we had a proper introduction," Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus and captain of the Argo II." Nico looked at Leo's hand and then gave a cheeky smirk as he took his hand and said, "Nico di Angelo, son of Hades, Ghost King, and head counselor of Cabin 13." Nico gets a nightmare. Leo can't sleep. A friendship is born through hot cocoa.
Fish Fever When Percy cuts himself on a piece of coral while swimming in the lake, he gets a case of "fish fever" which is common in fish, but what about a son of Poseidon? Now, while Annabeth is out looking for a cure, Thalia and Nico have to take care of Percy, but how do they handle his weird fish cravings or his new GILLS? And how does this mess up Paul and Sally's anniversary?
Theories of House of Hades These are the theories that I have come up with as I await in excitement for House of Hades. I got bored and decided to type them all out for you all to read. I hope you enjoy! Rated T out of my sheer paranoia (and all of my stories are rated T)
Tales of Monkeys and Stars A weird PM conversation with Dezzi Star. The main topic: Danny Phantom
3. Future Stories (warning, will contain spoilers):
Return to the Game After the chaos that happened in Welcome to the Game, the Hamiltons seem to find peace. Until they find a heartless in the middle of their house one day. That's when they realize they have to go back into the Program. Unfortunately, something goes horribly wrong. Tori and Riku end up switching bodies this time! Now, the Hamiltons plus Sora, Donald, and Goofy have to hunt down Riku and get the two back to normal before things go to hell. Oh wait, they already have.
The Girl with the Golden Locks Sequel to The Boy with the Pan Flute. During the 28 year long curse, Goldilocks became Nina Thompson, an ordinary eighteen year old girl who inherited an art studio in town from her parents. But before the curse is broken, however, she starts getting dreams of a mysterious teenage boy wearing green who she had never met. Now, she must find out who this boy is before she loses her mind over it.
4. Famous and Infamous Quotes
Danny: Okay, I've said this once, and I'll say it again. You are one SERIOUSLY crazed up fruit-loop
Grant (my friend): ADHD is like a super power! It helps you focus almost instantaniously- OOH! Cupcakes! *runs to plate of cupcakes*
Caitlin (AKA, twilightfanalltheway): THE FLYING MAGICAL PICKLES (I don't remember the entire quote, it's too long and she said it too fast) RIDING UNICORNS ARE OUT TO GET ME! (something like that at least)
Vlad: Hurry, they're running out of time (at least I think that's it)
Observent 1: He has your time medallion
Me: Embrace your weird side. It's your awesome side!
Danny (to Tucker): How is that I'm the one with ghost powers and YOU'RE the weird kid?
Jazz: That was a good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!
Tucker (to Wulf): So, what's Walker up to? Que estos Walker (at least I think that's what he said)
Dan (to Danny): I'm still here. I still exist. That means you still turn into me.*throws Danny aside* What makes you think you can change my past?
Clockwork: You've given everyone else in your life a second chance, why not you?
Me: *searching through box of Froot-Loops at the store* Where are you hiding, Vlad?
Haley (my friend): Are you insane?!
Me (after pool day with Caitlin): K, text you later
Me (to Caitlin): ... You have a very messed up mind.
Me: Once upon a time there was a pretty elf named Sprinkles! She was a very nice elf until a man named Edward came and killed her and destroyed her elf villiage! The end.
Danny (to his friends and family strapped to the Nasty boiler): Don't worry, I won't turn into that. I promise. (Once again, a serious quote)
Sam: I'm impressed.
Edward: Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You have a pair of good legs, so use them. Your strong enough to make your own path.
Izumi: When people ask, I say that I'm a housewife. It does make sense. But today, I shed that particular disguise. I am an alchemist!
Truth: You do realize you'll never be able to perform alchemy again without your portal.
Sora: *tackles Riku* Your safe! Riku!
Shadow Link: Don't EVER mock the shadows! You think they're weak and insubstantial! Do I look weak to you? Can't you FEEL my strength? Let me show you the RAW POWER of darkness!!
Shadow Link: A shadow . . . usually only ever follows its body. It never gets to lead the way. Today I faced the enemy . . . on my own. It felt pretty good. But that still doesn't make me . . . part of the body.
Percy: *hands Hestia Pandora's pithos* Hestia, I give this to you as an offering.
Nico: With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Well, that's my profile. Good bye! See you later! Read and review for my stories! Drive safely! I'll shut up now!
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