1farmergirl
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Joined 09-01-10, id: 2521602, Profile Updated: 06-08-13
Author has written 14 stories for Glee, Harry Potter, Hawaii Five-0, and Teen Wolf.

Welcome to the world of 1farmergirl, slash writer. To tell you a little bit about myself I come from a northwest farming family, but am currently going to college in the deep south. Talk about a climate change! I'm majoring in anthropology with minors in creative writing and Japanese. Whenever school and work get too overwhelming I turn to slash writing. I've never been able to stick to one particular fandom and so will jump from Harry Potter to Glee to SGA to CW RPS without any apparent rhyme or reason.

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I Missed You by Kitsune Krazy reviews
Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,534 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Liar by The Maiden of Autumn reviews
"I do not strut, although I do brag. But you have worse qualities. You lied." Simple, direct, and accusatory- all characteristics of that one blasted boy who'd proven himself a true master in the end. He doesn't wonder why the other person is here; he's only happy that he was given the chance to be called a liar by the boy he thought he would never see again in this lifetime.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Of Djinn and Cats by Gabrielle MB reviews
Bartimaeus cares about Nathaniel. No, really. Set during The Golem's Eye. Very mild slash.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
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Easter Bunny reviews
Stiles gets a rabbit from the mall pet shop the day before Easter. Now he just has to tell Derek about it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Stiles, Derek H., Scott M. - Complete
Kurt Hummel and the Secret of Shadow Ranch reviews
Kurt wouldn't say he's a country person, or a detective for that matter, but when he gets dragged on vacation to a place called Shadow Ranch in AZ and mysterious accidents start happening, he can't trust anyone but himself to figure out what's happening.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Western/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A Rake's Heart reviews
Noah is the bad boy of London high society and Kurt is a proper and beautiful intersex who just made his debut. When Noah isn't able to keep his hands to himself, he has to pay the consequences.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
In Which Kurt Hummel Discovers Livejournal reviews
Title pretty much says it all
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Path to Liberty reviews
Kurt is a loyal British citizen. Or at least he was. But when his schoolyard-bully-turned-best-friend, Puck, starts questioning the actions of King George, Kurt finds himself doing the same.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Signs from God reviews
People thought God worked in mysterious ways, but Puck had always found the man upstairs to be rather blunt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Jingle Bells reviews
The Cheerios are having a holiday performance
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kishu reviews
Kurt's mission is to kill the man. He has no problem with that, if only the man's son would quit distracting him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Beast reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Kurt. But everyone in town called him Beauty.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Of Car Keys and Showers reviews
Dave's having some problems getting to work on time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mail Order Bride reviews
It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Melting the Ice reviews
Kurt had wanted to put that whole kiss with Karofsky behind him, but life doesn't always give you what you want just what you need
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
In My Dreams reviews
Clearly, Danny's subconscious was out to get him
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Midnight Snacks reviews
Food always tastes better when you have someone to share it with
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete