Author has written 9 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, X-Men: Evolution, Aladdin, Batman, and Young Justice.
Hello everybody! I want to say I do not own any of the transformers characters only Florin, Scarlet, and Susie! I also Do not own ,Aladdin, X-men, Or anyo other movie/book/cartoon/anime/manga.
If I did own them I would make a lot more femme Transformers.
I also don't own any movie, Animated series, manga, cartoon, anime, or anything along that nature!
Name :Patchwork Knightess!
Age : Old enough to drink now =)
Interests : Reading, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Writing, Drawing, Anime, Transformers, Random stuff, Ocarina's, Oh look a panda made out of chocolate! Oh and CHOCOLATE!!
Love you all for reading my fics!!
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 4.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-Your getting an Autobot tattoo.
-Your getting a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to Primus for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (I can! It freaks people out when I do it though XD)
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (i have actually done this... so far my side is winning! the Autobots!)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron. ( I tried to find Cybertron,but no luck yet...)
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.(It's True.. I'm always a Medi-bot too!)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag, Or What The Slag.)
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. (i am so close to doing this ;))
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way. (I think my Uncle owns him, Still trying to get him to talk though... Wish me luck!)
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (more like 55 but im not keeping track.)
-You watch the movie on your Ipod everytime you go on a trip or bus.
-You read this entire list and added to it.
-You know what Transformer someone is talking about by the colours, or guns, or voice.
-You see a car that looks like Wasp and start to chase after it yelling that you love him and that he is innocent.
FRIENDS: TELL YOU EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
BEST FRIENDS: WILL MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT OKAY, ANY PEOPLE STANDING IN THEIR WAY BE DAMNED.
FRIENDS: WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL
BEST FRIENDS: WILL BE SITTING IN THE CELL NEXT TO YOU MAKING DONUT CRACKS AT THE POLICE OFFICERS or SAYING, "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
FRIENDS: WILL TELL YOU TO KEEP A SECRET
BEST FRIENDS: KNOW NOT TO TELL
FRIENDS: WILL GO TO THE NEAREST LAKE WITH YOU
BEST FRIENDS: WILL GO ON A RACE AROUND THE WORLD WITH YOU FOR NOTHING(sorry, no million dollars for you)
FRIENDS: WILL LEND YOU A FEW COINS FOR A MACHINE
BEST FRIENDS: WILL PICKPOCKET YOU FOR SOME
FRIENDS: WILL HUG YOU WHEN THEY GET OFF A PLANE FROM A LONG TRIP
BEST FRIENDS: WILL TACKLE-HUG YOU, TALKING A MILLION MILES AN HOUR, COMPLAINING ABOUT AIR LINE FOOD, THE STEWARDESS WHO GLARED AT THEM, AND WILL TELL YOU THEY WILL KILL YOU IF YOU EVER LET THEM DO THAT BY THEMSELVES AGAIN
FRIENDS: WILL TELL YOU TO NEVER LET THEM DO THAT AGAIN
BEST FRIENDS: WILL TELL YOU THEY WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHOOT THEM WHEN THEY START TO DO THAT AGAIN
FRIENDS: ASK YOU TO RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER WITH THEM
BEST FRIENDS: DRAG YOU ALONG ON THE ROLLER COASTER ANYWAY
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK,When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.You sir,When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,When you're sick, you're GREEN,When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF U HATE RACISM. I KNOW I DO!!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world (hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who reads to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one that won't give up
In Remembrance to Severus Snape…
…A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
…with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
In Remembrance of George's Ear...
...may he forever be 'holey'...
...at least Fred has some company...
...a little piece of George, to last him forever.
If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and you cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends:
FRIENDS: Lends you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH, RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you don't have any food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!'
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, 'My bad...here's a tissue.'
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you come up with revenge for the whole crowd.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME.'
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (AKA: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when a guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay, isn't it?'
Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!)
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.
The Ferret bird exists right?
No body move! I dropped my brain...
Gingers have souls, Their just not theirs..
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
Ways to annoy others on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
Dyslexic writers of the world unite! Just cause we are dyslexic doesn't mean we can't read or write, it just means we have more difficulty getting everything in correct order. :) But we CAN do it.
Something my friend showed me:
Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX Put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, Crystal Prime, Patchwork Knightess
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko ( Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), Getsu Nichi (Deidara, Edward Elric, Kyo Sohma), SecretsAreNoFun (Joker, Scarecrow, Gaara, Grimmjow, Undertaker, Free, Sirius Black, Snape, B.B, Mello, Ryuk, Hatori, Sesshomaru, Link, Jareth...), JazzylovesTransformers (Joker, Scarecrow, Megatron, Starscream, Ryou Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Dartz, Tozokouh Bakura, Soundwave, Skywarp, Jackson Rippner, Jack Sparrow, Draco Malfoy, Scabior, Gale ((Hunger Games))),Patchwork Knightess (Edward Elric, Blitzwing, Starscream, Jazz, Ramjet, Skywarp, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Jack Sparrow, Joker, The Riddler, Koga, Honey and Mori Sempia),
You know your obsessed when...
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.
3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.
9) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.
10) Last of all... You are in love with Blitzwing!!
RED ALRET! RED ALERT! I HEARD ON THE INTERNET THAT THERE"S GOING TO BE A FOURTH TRANSFORMERS MOVIE
(May not happen but is hoping it will)