Author has written 17 stories for Mighty Boosh, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, Merlin, and Sherlock.
Yes I am the completely bonkers girl you saw humming in the street and Yes I do that a lot. I am weird and that is fact. Crazy , Strange and Freaky are also applicable
I love Merlin, Sherlock, Avengers, Supernatural and about a billion more. However I have now discovered the Skullduggery Pleasant Series...
OH MY GOD! THEY ARE AMAZING!!
I have no social life whatsoever and have spent more than 525600 minutes of my life on this website. (Not entirely sure if I should be proud of that.)
Please Message if you are bored or need help or anything :D I like to talk.
This is the thing where you pick 12 characters and answer questions. Let the randomness commence!
1. Merlin (Merlin)
2. Castiel (Supernatural)
3. Gwen (Merlin)
4. Henry (Time Travellers Wife)
5. Valkyrie (Skulduggery Pleasant Series)
6. Vince (Mighty Boosh)
7. Gwaine (Merlin)
9. Skulduggery (Skulduggery Pleasant Series)
11. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
12. Nimueh (Merlin)
1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?
Moriarty would probably stab him him with an angel sword and I'd be pissed that he killed Cas so I'd kill him. Even my Jim don't get away with that.
2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
He'd would be killed by Caelan and then Val would kill Caelan and then give birth to the most powerful bad assl sorcerer ever.
3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?
Captain Sparrow gets slapped and Vince snogs randoms then they both push drunkenly on stage and sing Don't you want me? to Elizabeth and Howard.
4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Gwaine and Nimueh... to be there he would be time travelling so he'd like back away because he'd heard of Nimueh being uber powerful.
5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Merlin get's more and more jealous until he steals Gwen away and makes her be in love with him but then Morgana is jealous and kills Gwen so Arthur, Merlin actually nearly everyone kills Morgana for getting rid of their favourite character.
6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
No because he could time travel and you could die and then he'd reappear and feel really guilty for killing some random person
7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because he has more hair commercials than him therefore he could have had more one-night-stands than him which would be depressing.
8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
1) He loves her more than anyone ever and 2) Faceless Ones are in their universe and about to destroy the entire planet
9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
There goes Arthurian Legend...again
10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)"
Merlin and Skulduggery are in a happy relationship until Skulduggery runs off with Castiel (now that is a weird ship!). Merlin, brokenhearted, has a one-night Captain Jack Sparrow and a brief unhappy affair with Vince, then follows the wise advice of Moriarty (wait what?!) and finds true love with Gwen... that was the weirdest paragraph I have ever typed.
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed a xbox 360.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.(about some stuff)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on
TOTAL: 20 (Knew it!)
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young) Artemis Fowl),Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan), Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton), Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus, The Joker), ForeverThePretender (Moriarty, Artemis Fowl, The Doctor,Merlin,Castiel,Morgana and far too many others.)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if the members of glee and the vampire diairies crossed paths? Oh, story idea!! Must get paper!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Animal by Glee (no complaints here, there's darren criss and chris colfer)
Waking Up: Elvis Ain't Dead by Scouting for Girls (okaaay... bit odd wait this is me)
First Day At School: King of the World by Porcelain and the Tramps (wow, I must be some sort of terrifying bamf then xD)
Falling In Love: Greatest Day by Take That (I can make that work... I think)
Fight Song: The Father of Lies by The Arrows (song about the devil and lying, sounds like I can blame someone else :D)
Breaking Up: Skinny Love by Bon Iver (now that's where I cry, skinny love gives me SPN and Merlin feels)
Prom night: Lets Dance to the Joy Division by The Wombats (I'll take that, odd dancing will ensue of course)
Life: James Bond by Scouting for Girls (I wanna be James Bond, maybe this bit has me being stealthy ninja!)
Mental Breakdown: Everything Goes Dark by The Hoosiers (I can see that, yep, definitely.)
Driving: Unlikely Hero by The Hoosiers (Aww Yeaah :D)
Flashback: She Will Be Loved (cover) by Carrie Hope Fletcher (hmm... all depends on the flashback me guess, prettiful song though :D)
Getting back together: Bumpy Ride by The Hoosiers (PERFECTION RIGHT HERE GUYS)
Wedding: Fairy Dance by James Newton Howard (Peter Pan soundtrack at my wedding, y u see the future shuffle O_o )
Birth of Child: Wannabe by Spice Girls (Thanks so much shuffle, we just traumatised a fictional child)
Final Battle: This Is WAR by 30 Seconds to Mars (Good choice shuffle!)
Funeral Song: Harbour by Vienna Teng (I want the kid to go off into distance to this. I like your choices shuffle)
Final Credits: London 1856 by a Steampunk Orchestra (Yay, awesome ending track :D)
If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever written a story for the sole purpose of doing it before someone else, copy this.
If you've ever cried over a story or a film or whatever, copy this onto your profile.
if you're obsessed with Fanfiction.net copy this onto your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND (or orchestra), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I like STEAMPUNK, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm BI so I MUST be confused about my sexuality
God help you if you insult these characters around me:
Loki, Morgana, Tony Stark, Moriarty, Sherlock, Merlin, The Doctor, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Crowley
Seriously. Don't even go there.
Final thing guys. If you have any wish to make my life just a bit happier go read Cead's work. She is one of the best friends I've ever had and I wouldn't be writing if it wasn't for her. She is the other side of my coin and the Sebby to my Jim and she get's all my love so just try her. She is an amazing writer and an amazing person and she deserves all the love she gets. :)
HERE BE THE IMPORTANT THINGS
*I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy*