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Joined 09-02-10, id: 2522612, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 9 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Naruto, Vocaloid, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Homestuck.

it's ellen.

don't take what i say or write too seriously ok

check out my tumblr please. if i've written fic but haven't posted it here, it will be on my art tag along with, you know, actual art.

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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Enemy to Love by MoonyMarauder reviews
SzayelIshi,GrimmIchi/ Through his special abilities Szayel survived Kurotsuchi and is set on going to Karakura, taking Grimmjow with him. Their objectives: Ishida Uryuu and Kurosaki Ichigo. Not their souls but also their hearts. *M for later content*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,383 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Dead Space: Twinkle Twinkle by Hawki reviews
Poem: Light is essential for life, both physically and emotionally. In the absence of light however, only the dark remains. And through the dark, the anathema of life moves. Creatures darker and more terrifying than the darkness which they move through...
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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Do Not Yell Gently Into that Good Butt reviews
Written for a contest on the WTFcontests tumblr. DaveKat smut which is not to be taken seriously.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Just Because You're a Millennia Old Doesn't Mean You're Topping reviews
In which the Doctor actually can't keep it in his pants for any length of time and all the ships are shipped.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
In which a human and an angel can't contain their libidos reviews
Since I am a fucking MORON and not only chose the wrong document for this story but also uploaded the wrong document in the FIRST place.. Here is the actual porn that you have all been waiting for. PWP. Knowledge of Chinese mythology is not necessary to enjoy this story, but it helps a little.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Fourth Step reviews
It was a long time coming for them to get to this point, but Otonashi and Kanade don't regret a second of it.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Angel/Kanade T., Y. Otonashi - Complete
Revival Takes a While reviews
Please enjoy this while you wait. Warning: Lemon, Necrophillia, probably sucks.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2012 - H. Hinata, Yui - Complete
Analyzing Mothy reviews
The Vocaloids take a shot at analyzing mothy's Seven Deadly Sins series. Warning: Contains spoilers for almost every single one of them, and some of the Clockwork Lullabye series. Will also probably not be funny if you haven't watched both of them.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011
In Three Words reviews
A summary of every possible couple in three words, followed by a short drabble. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Kabuto Y.
Determination, Admiration reviews
A Fleur/Neville story taking place at the beginning of GOF. Please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Neville L., Fleur D. - Complete
Something I've Been Meaning to Ask reviews
Oneshot idea that I got. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete