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Joined 09-02-10, id: 2522659, Profile Updated: 07-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, and Doctor Who.

Well hello there people of fanfic, this is my second attempt at a profile, and hopefully this will be a little better than the last. I like Dr Who and Rangers Aprentice (hence the stories...) So yeh, I thought I'd just use a small amount of my own free advertising space and say: FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR at OR I'LL STOP WRITING!!!!! (actually, I wont, because I couldn't do that to you, but still, FOLLOW ME!)Also, I cannot stand bad writing (especially, well, mainly by professionals, because they're supposed to be good at what they do, and it annoys me when they do their job really badly) oh, and I thought I would mention that I am really OCD about a growing number of things. For instance, whenever I read a fanfic by someone who does not know very good grammar, I automatically correct it, the same with spelling; and when I draw, if it is something I can be bothered with, I usually use about half an eraser per drawing, because I am too picky for my own good, some drawing that I am not bothered with may include the Iron Bridge in Coalbrookdale, Shropshire, which you should on no account go to, unless you wish to die of boredom. I like making cakes a lot, and apparently, I'm quite good at it, although I have been known to make grey icing by accident, and my sister once tried to put the coffee in the cake, while it was still in granual form... At that time, it was my 10th birthday, and she was 16... ¬.¬ I am often thought of as very moany, which I will admit I am, but only because I think that for someone with my good fortune, I have to work far too much. My brother and sster have admittedly just started university and sixth form, but I should not have to do solid housework for this much time! My father has also always been a moaner, so I think that rubs off on me too... Well, I hope you enjoyed wasting your time hearing this installment of my life story :) Adios!

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Wine Drops by Gun toten Girly reviews
His quest for revenge would never end. That suited him; Killing those who massacred his family pleased him. Becoming an Assassin at 15 gave him an excuse to kill, but he regretted not listening to history lessons. Rangers were deadly in person... AU.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Will, Halt
Halt in the Name by horseislove reviews
He is known throughout Araluen as a legend. But what was Halt's own apprenticeship like? (Canon through all 10 novels, but does NOT comply with Flanagan's short story)
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,203 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Halt
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Always Find You by Dani Meows reviews
John is kidnapped and turned into a toddler. Sherlock rescues John and finds himself taking care of a toddler. The care and feeding of toddlers is more complex than Sherlock expected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Partners by Shadow Nashira reviews
"We had a very interesting conversation with your partner, Dean. Gabriel claims the two of you are married," Hotch said, watching for Dean's reaction. Established Dean/Gabriel pairing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Cold Waves by Marie de Sade reviews
Dean had enough to worry about with Sam still hallucinating about hell. The last thing he needed was to be forced to put a certain angel back together. Especially since both brothers still blame him for this whole mess. {hiatus}
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,450 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Men in Black Suits by stetsonblack reviews
Mike Ross hadn't really expected to be interviewed by Harvey Specter, nor for the cop chasing him to turn into a tentacled alien. Clearly, these aren't law firm interviews. And why does Harvey keep flashing that light in his eyes?
Crossover - Men In Black & Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Mike R.
Deliverance by cherryblossomcanopy reviews
Lisbon receives a letter from Red John. Rated T for strong language
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by Ockermuller reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Crossing The Inferno by Kari Kurofai reviews
A journey through Hell is worth a thousand words, and a hundred years. Sam finds himself trapped in the pit with only one chance of survival, a certain angel he didn't expect to see again. Hopefully they can get along long enough to make it out alive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,378 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel
Everything by Vuurvlieg reviews
After the S4 finale, Merlin decides that things can't stay the way they are. Arthur has to know everything. And by everything, he really does mean EVERYTHING. With the help of Kilgharrah, he finds a way. A different kind of 'watching the series' fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
To Whom It May Concern by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Crayons For The Associate, Sir? by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Harvey wasn't sure if he'd ever had to think to bring toys to keep his associate quiet in a meeting.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,084 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Lunavere reviews
Mike is pulling a typical all-nighter when his world is flipped upside-down. Now, he doesn't know if he's being hunted. Luckily, he has Harvey by his side... even if Harvey was ordered to be there in the first place. Eventual Slash.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Another such victory and I am undone by kalyzio reviews
Complete! A mock trial pits Mike and Louis against Harvey. With Mike vulnerable on the stand, how far is Harvey willing to go for a win? Non-slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
When Nightmares are Real by ElectricInferno reviews
Merlin's powers are growing faster than he can handle and as his friends find out about his magic they react the way Merlin had always thought they would-they hate him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
On the Enemy's Terms by fernazab reviews
Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic... in the worst way possible.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Let's Play Break the Psychic by psychedout9 reviews
Who could possibly be kidnapped sleeping next to a cop? Only Shawn Spencer.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Standing on the Edge of Forever by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin couldn't for the life of him remember at what point he'd heaved himself up onto the actual wall, standing with the wind ruffling his hair and the toes of his boots sticking out over the edge. But, he had.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Game by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb, Arthur, Ariadne and Eames awake in a room, being tortured by Cobal. Soon they will be placed inside a dream. The game, is to stay alive. The results lead to life changes for the players. Rated M for violence. Arthur/Ariadne pairing
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Of Waffles and Kleptomaniacs by Negative8Zero reviews
A small collection of drabbles and short stories that I wrote...they take place before, during, and after Gilan's apprenticeship. It'll eventually have fifty chapters in all...I really hope that you enjoy them. TOTALLY ABANDONED SORRY.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Halt, Gilan
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
Wallet by Gone2Far reviews
Finding your family is a good thing even if you have to get shot to do it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Discovered by Dayja reviews
John realizes something and Sherlock is kidnapped.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Best Christmas Gift Ever by theslytherinprincess23 reviews
When the car flying at Patrick hit him, what will happen between him and Teresa? Will he live?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Last Night: A Mentalist FanFic by Ashtreerose reviews
Teresa Lisbon is hungover, confused, and... in Patrick Jane's house? What happened last night? Rated T just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Follow the Targets by TotallyLosingIt reviews
Missing. Shawn Spencer and Adam Ross are still missing. Montgomery is still at large. And this time, the teams might not be able to stop him from getting his revenge.
Crossover - CSI & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Greg S., Shawn S. - Complete
Won't Give In by Erisella reviews
Cobol Engineering hasn't forgotten about them and decides to send a message by capturing and torturing their most allusive member to extort money, but Arthur doesn't negotiate, no matter how dire the situation. Complete. Please read end notes!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Stop this nightmare by JLluv reviews
Jane's worst nightmare comes to reality, and he knows he has only one chance to end it. But can he do it before it's too late?. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
And I Shall Fear No Evil by Ultra-Geek reviews
John is kidnapped, driven right off the face of the earth, by a group of men who will do whatever it takes to find out more about one Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Companion to 'For Thou Art With Me', but can stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Scheme Of Things by Kiva Taliana reviews
Arthur finds out the truth.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Loss of a Dear Friend by IsebellaLynnette reviews
Will's been sent to the Fissure to investigate strange rumors about some foreigners wanting to take over. But when he doesn't come back, Halt and Horace go after him. There they find out just what they're up against...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Will
For all Intents and Purposes by Catherine Knight reviews
ON HIATUS! Marcia and Willow are two theifes who are apprenticed to Halt and Gilan. Marcia and Willow have always fighted for what they needed, so they should take to a Ranger's life easily. But that's not how it always work. T for language and themes.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Will, Gilan
Grim Reaper by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Hotch and Reid are kidnapped by a mysterious man with a grudge. He's angry at Hotch and has decided the best way to get his revenge is to make him watch as he tortures Reid... No slash. Rated M for torture, violence, language and gore.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,479 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Cold by Saturn-Jupiter reviews
The TARDIS has been infected with a deadly virus and the Doctor must share the illness to gain time to save his ship. The question remains, however, who is behind the attack? Can the Doctor save his ship? And how long can they survive on Spiringosa?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,237 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Corners of the Mind by bewinsome reviews
From an LJ prompt: A villain kidnaps Sherlock and, knowing about his drug past, threathens him with a cocaine injection unless he tells him something he really wants to know. Sherlock refuses, and gets dosed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quicksand by FutureMrsStabler reviews
Nightmare and reality collide when Wilson is kidnapped to force a confrontation with House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,778 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Underappreciated by TotallyLosingIt reviews
A serial murderer is out for blood, and the "underappreciated" members of teams are being targeted. When four members of four familiar teams are captured, the four teams must work together to find their guys, before it's too late. Psych/CSI/CSI: NY/NCIS
Crossover - CSI & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
The 'L' Word by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
So, there's lots of bad stuff happening, possibly the end of the universe, the Doctors curious as to Amy's past, and there's going to be dragons. Oh, and he is most definitely not falling into the L-Word. Of course. spoilers for 5x05, various genres.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,303 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by Holz9364 reviews
Teresa Lisbon has a dark secret in her past that comes out when an old case is re-opened. Lisbon & Jane are kidnapped following up a lead because someone wants to finish what he started. Rated M for violence in later chapters
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,817 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Retribution by Chocochino11 reviews
Tony is kidnapped and tortured by a man with a vengeance... can he survive with the help of his two fellow captives?... only rated M for chapter 5... now complete
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Under the Mask by StarbuckStar reviews
House and Chase are captured by a man seeking revenge against House. The experience threatens to destroy one of them and reveal the inner most secrets of the other.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
Drawn to revenge by Missing Fairy reviews
Something which happened during Hotch's SWAT days comes back to haunt him and Reid falls victim. Reid is captured and tortured in the hope he will break and kill himself like his captor's son did years ago.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
An Enemy Returns by Janie Canuck reviews
Vogler's back, blaming House for ruining his life and looking for payback. Rated T for some violence and language. Please review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,167 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
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Silent Screams reviews
Another alternate ending for when Bryn, Alda and Jerome beat up Will. T for violence and major character death.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Lost Love reviews
Its a love story with fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, and not really romance, but more friendship, even though its about the love between two of our favourite characters. CHAPTER 5 IS FINALLY UP! :D
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - 11th Doctor
Powerless reviews
Gilan goes to Galica, and some interesting stuff happens to poor Gilan... This is under-going maintenance, sorry for any inconveiniences.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Gilan