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Joined 09-02-10, id: 2523007, Profile Updated: 09-02-15
Author has written 9 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Beetlejuice, Once Upon a Time, Hobbit, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Hellooo people in fan fiction land! I'm just doing this because I've got alot of ideas that I want to share. I just hope my readers (that's you, yes you. The person who's reading this right now) will like them too. Okay let's do this!

First of all, I'm a big Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who?, and The Dark Knight fan! Second, I'm an ambivert. Third,... we'll get to that later.I absolutly love the musicals Wicked and The Phantom of the Opera. I Love, with a capital L, The Joker Blogs! I'm a huge Bookworm. Actually, I don't even think the term Bookworm pertains to what I am. I'm a Book Addict or a Book-a-holic! I have a disease!

"My life is like a paintbrush; it spreads color everywhere it goes." (my own quote)

Man: "Well you're just a little Southern Belle, arn't ya?"
Woman: "Actually I'm more like a Southern Gong."
(my own saying)

(Actually happened) *Office Cuticles* Employee yells out: "How do ya spell 'Saliva'?
Other employee shouts back: "S.P.I.T!"

My Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who?, Once Upon a Time, Sherlock BBC, NCIS, Ware House 13, Chuck, Castle, Psych, The 10th Kingdom, The Mentalist, Full House, I Love Lucy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Batman:The Animated Series, Beetlejuice: The Animated Series, The Mask: The Animated Series, Xena: Warrior Princess, Sherlock Holmes (Starring Jeremy Brett), Scooby-Doo, America's Funniest Home Videos, Everybody Loves Raymond, BBC's Robin Hood.

My Favorite Movies: Beauty and the Beast, Strange Magic, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Inception, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Labyrinth, The Phantom of the Opera, The Hobbit, A Knight's Tale, Edward Scissorhands, Pennelope, Hello Dolly!, Funny Girl, My Fair Lady.

My Favorite Actors: Jim Caviezel, Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant, Vincent Price, Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Robert Downy Jr., Michael Keaton, Robert Carlyle, Orlando Bloom, Andy Serkis, Mark Sheppard, Martin Short, Paul Bettany, Antonio Banderez, Danny Kaye, and Anthony Hopkins.

My Favorite Actresses: Audrey Hepburn, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Reese Witherspoon.

My Favorite Movie/TV quotes: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen; we are tonight's entertainment!" The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Madness, as you know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Ssssssmokin'!" The Mask (The Mask)

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I shall be your slave." Jareth, the Gobln King (Labyrinth)

"It's showtime." BeetleJuice (BeetleJuice)

"Elle! You look like the fourth of July! ... It makes me want a hotdog real bad." (Legally Blonde II)

"Besides, there's religious differences."
"Spanish is not a religion!"
Albert Peterson & Rose Alverez (Bye-Bye Birdie)

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me." Sarah Williams (Labyrinth)

"Give us the gate key."
"I have no gate key."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
*suddenly produces gate key* "Oh, you mean this gate key."
Inigo Montoya & Guard (The Princess Bride)

"Did you get mauled by a tiger?"
"It was a dog."
"I'm sorry?"
"It was a big dog."
Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne (The Dark Knight)

"How 'bout a magic trick?" The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"We're only trying to help!"
"I don't need any help!"
"Not in my diagnosis."
"What gives you the right? What makes you better than the rest of us?"
"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
Fake Batman, Batman, & Jonathan Crane (The Dark Knight)

"You look so, so..."
Lumiere & Beast (Beauty & the Beast)

"I'm not bovvered." Lauren Cooper (BBC Comedy show starring Catherine Tate)

"I like to watch the wheel, it helps me forget."
"Forget what?"
"...I guess it worked. Ha ha!"
Rumplestiltskin & Belle ('Skin Deep' from Once Upon a Time.)

"I have an army."
"We have a Hulk."
Loki & Tony Stark/Iron Man (The Avengers)

"There's only one God, ma'am, and I seriously doubt he dresses like that."
Steve/Captain American (The Avengers)

"Doest mother knowest thou weareth her draperies?"
Tony Stark/Iron Man (The Avengers)

Tom Hiddleston

(picture of Yvonne Strahovski)

(Fan Art of Samantha Reads)

I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

25 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open untill you hear the penny you dropped downt he shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppy on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscrope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Set up a desk in the elevator, then ask whenever the doors open, 'Do you have an appointment?'

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"
2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"
3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.
5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.
7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window."
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.
9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.
10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
11. Ask to see a menu.
12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."
13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!"
14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."
17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"
18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."
19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)
20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."
21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.
27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.
28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."
29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9) Sing along at the opera.

10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day.

17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
"Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: I'm God's gift to women.
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Hercules and the Modern Girl Season 4 by Starswim reviews
It's been a whole year, since Nattie arrived in Ancient Greece. Now that she quit working for Hades, and dumped the Son of Zeus; she's planning to start fresh, but that's not the case. She will face new enemies; be stuck in weird situations; and forced to choose between two men, whom hate one another. Who side will she choose? The Good or the Bad? *Warning may contain spoilers*
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,546 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Hades, OC, Hercules]
King Richard and the Gypsy Queen by RiverMoriarty reviews
King Richard and Galavant continue on their journey after the season 1 finale
Galavant - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15 - Complete
A Flicker in the Dark by TempestParamour reviews
It's been three years since Pitch tried to usurp the Guardians, and he's finally gotten his full strength back. As he revs up to strike again, he finds a new fascination in Myra. When she falls into a ravine and wakes up as the Will-o'-the-Wisp, she's definitely not expecting to become a person of interest to both the Boogeyman and the Guardians.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,047 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Pitch
Walking Through Fire by WhereAreMyMarbles reviews
A fateful encounter turns a handsome young thief into something terrible. Over a hundred years later, the search for a new teacher sends a gifted young witch, Cierra, into the clutches of a temperamental dragon named Smaug. Will her gifts alone be enough to keep her alive, or will the dragon simply grow bored of her? Rated M for language in later chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Smaug, OC
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Un-Elegant Desolation of Smaug by Neocolai reviews
Smaug determines that the cruelest vengeance against his enemy is to kidnap that which he holds most dear. Too bad he has no idea how to handle the little twerps. Features human!Smaug. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,877 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Smaug, Kili
Amber by The Moon on a String reviews
As the sun melted into the horizon and the shadows elongated across the park, the Bogeyman was confronted by a little girl named Amber.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Pitch, OC
Laughing at Live Dragons: A Journalist's Account of a Heist by Josephine Girard reviews
Thorin Oakenshield lost his family's fortune and estate at the hands of trickery and violence of a cunning businessman Smaug. With a crew of thirteen aspiring robbers, a man with a vendetta against Smaug and the journalist that was unwillingly sucked into the plot he is determined to pull a daring heist so he may take back his own. All rights to ragadasts, owner of the idea.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Smaug
Heart of Ashes by DONOVAN94 reviews
"I now have a duty that you abandoned me to face. It is time for you to face the ashes of your fires, dragon..." Smaug has been resurrected into the form of a human man, and now, he will stop at nothing to reclaim his lost form, exact his revenge on those that killed him and possess the one woman who stole his heart. The world will burn before him and darkness will feed his rage.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 164,159 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
2B and Not 2B by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,072 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same by moondragon23 reviews
Even as the gang split up and moved apart, some things just never change. Set soon after the finale.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Carlton L., Marlowe V.] [Juliet oH., Shawn S.] - Complete
Overshadowed by shivaun18 reviews
Grace Ritchi is Roxanne Ritchi's younger sister, and she's almost used to seeing Roxanne take everything she wants. But that was before Roxanne set her sights on a certain museum curator. Bernard/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,503 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bernard
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
For the Sake of Stew by roads-go-ever-on reviews
After a slight mis-step and tumble leads to a knocked head, Fili suddenly seems to believe he's a deer. Cue one exasperated uncle and one highly amused company. No pairings. Set between Carrock and Mirkwood. (mix of movie!verse and book!verse) Fill for a prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,041 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Heart of Fire by DONOVAN94 reviews
"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,115 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Winter & Hawk by Ardna reviews
Loki has been abducted, and all of the signs point to Clint Barton and SHIELD. But things are not as they seem: something old and dark is at work, playing at the strings. With the Avengers again a divided team and Storybrookers trapped where they are, can Loki ever be found? The odds are not in his favor. 2nd part of the Loki of Storybrooke series. HIATUS.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Riddler's Riddle by krazysmiles reviews
Riddler likes girl. Riddler kidnaps girl. RiddlerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
618 Ways To Make Raoul Suffer For Being A Fop by Caelia di Mekio reviews
I think the title is self-explanatory. No more submissions, we've done enough to poor Raoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raoul - Complete
Crowley 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. ...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Doctor and his Patient by tonilouise95 reviews
Sherlock has the flu. Good thing John is there to take care of him, though he's not the easiest of patients to deal with. Sick!Sherlock. Doctor!John. One shot. Written when suffering in the heat! Enjoy! Reviews very welcome!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
King's Pawn by VerbaVolant reviews
Khan has a surprise from his past that's determined to change his future. Khan/OC. Set during and after Into Darkness, with heavy spoilers. This is a romance first and foremost, but not candyfloss sweet fluffiness. Khan style fluff is really more along the lines of sleek panther's fur, still on the panther. Heavy on the plot, mostly T rating suitable, but very slowly slipping to M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,019 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
Lay It On The Line by dirtdevil76 reviews
If you thought Sam and Dean were the only badass siblings around that hunted together then just wait until you meet Bobby's nieces. Begins with season three and follows up to season five.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,889 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Gabriel
Juniper Branches by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. They're eight years into their marriage, and though they're happy, something is missing. But when earth-shattering news marches itself right up to their front door, both Billa and Thorin find themselves suddenly having to dig and work for their love like never before. But they will love. They'll love and they'll make it work. They promised. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug, Dis
Speed Trap by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Who changed that road sign from sixty miles per hour to six? Who else.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Green & Gold by Ardna reviews
The Evil Queen's curse didn't just take the characters of our storybooks into the real world. A rewritten Loki is trapped in Storybrooke also, and only two people know how he came to be there. 1st part of the Loki of Storybrooke series.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,763 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Loki - Complete
Uncle Crowley's Adventures in Babysitting by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
He's the King of Hell, not a bloody babysitter, but that doesn't stop Castiel from leaving two de-aged Winchesters with him. Oh, bollocks, what's he supposed to do with a toddler and a six-year-old? Set in season 6 canon. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Crowley, Dean W., Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Darkness and memories by Vija-Thorn reviews
Toothania couldn't forget the horror on Pitches face as he was being dragged away. Even as the weeks passed she worried about him until she finally ventures into his lair. Her fears were valid when she finds him bruised, battered, injured and unconscious by his own NightMares. Kind of Tooth/Pitch... Actually a more General Pitchiner centered fic:3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Pitch, Tooth - Complete
Guardian of Light by Mia Vaan reviews
The moon is my earliest memory. But that's all I can remember. And when I try to remember more, a wall comes up. Like my mind doesn't want me to remember what happened before the moon. My name is Helen. Helen Bennett. Where do I come from? I don't know. I was found on a doorstep when I was still only a baby. No one knows where I came from. And I don't think anyone ever will.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,639 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC] Bunnymund, Pitch - Complete
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Housebreaking by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Beach House'. All play and no work makes for a very bored supervillain. Is Gotham's newest henchgirl ready for her first heist?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Black Feathers by PhantomHeiress reviews
"To find a dark feather is an omen that the guardian of your soul is near you. Your safekeeper, your angel. And, above all, the one that can bring you the most suffering." Loki might not be able to keep his hair slicked back and perfect. Because what goes around comes around, and Karma can be a nightmare. So can the girl who controls it. Loki/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,546 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
Fangirl'd by Flame Within Ice reviews
Poor Loki just got parole from whatever punishment Odin made him serve, and now he's met his fangirls!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tale as Old as Time by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Belle sells herself to Rumple as a slave in exchange to save her fathers kingdom. But as time passes does she see her sacrifice bloom into something more with the seemingly devious Rumple? Alternate ending up.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,325 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Offspring of Printers by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor's hammer is at the drycleaners, so he's using a temporary replacement: a piece of paper. ONE-SHOT, CRACK. Rated T for talking floors, Loki's angst, and a particular Batman Lego.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Samantha Winchester: Too Tall For You by Amy-the-mystery-writer reviews
Gabriel has a thing for this girl, Samantha. There were only a few problems. One, Dean Winchester. Two, he's never spoken to her before. Three, she's six inches taller than him.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Loki Knows Victoria's Secret by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor convinces his brother to do the unspeakable: Go to Midgard to shop for underwear. One-Shot, Rated T for car thievery, a random civilian death, and Loki's bare skin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Once Upon A Time Lord: Book One by RetroWriter2012 reviews
Taking place prior to the events "Closing Time" for Doctor Who and after the events of "Desperate Souls" for Once Upon A Time , the Doctor takes a slight detour in his "Farewell Tour" when the TARDIS brings him to Storybrooke. Reviews are welcomed!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,772 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, Emma S. - Complete
A Tale as Old as Time by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Once Upon a Time has given us a story line to love and cherish, but not everything. Here is the story of Rumpelstiltskin and Belle as they learned to love one another. Maybe there's something there we didn't see before.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart Won't Lie by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Regina plots to cripple Mr. Gold by placing a girl named Annabelle French back into Gold's life. After having everything in place to destroy him, all Regina must do is sit back and watch the heartless Mr. Gold slowly become undone by one he thought dead.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,458 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
He's Back by frodoschick reviews
It may be a new century...but an old secret lurks beneath the Paris Opera house. When a girl sings Phantom of the Opera, she brings him from hiding...and this will play out to HIS satisfaction.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 6/14/2006
Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,475 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Loki and Sigyn by CurbItKirby reviews
AU Gabriel pesters the prophet Sigyn. Oneshot. Pure Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Gabriel, OC - Complete
A Rather Bad Fanfic by Once Upon a Femmeslash reviews
My little sister was begging to read some fanfic I'd written. So I wrote this. Evil Regals all the way.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rather Large Pastry by Mrs. Naara reviews
There would come a day where Rumpelstiltskin would get used to being a father again. But as he watched his daughter's much smaller hands trace his wife's very pregnant stomach, he realized that he didn't want to get used to it. AU, Post-Curse.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
How to Best Anger Mr Gold: A Manual by night animal reviews
Manuscript found by a lake in Storybrooke, author unknown: "Haven't we all been in situations where we've felt the urge to really get back at a certain someone?" How to piss off our favourite "villain". Rated T due to language and hints of adult themes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Wild Card by steamboatlyssie
The Joker tapes his next killings-a collection of citizens from Gotham. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Joker - Complete
Count The Stones by Random-Battlecry reviews
After all, a girl can't just clean castles all day. She needs some sort of hobby. Takes place midway through 1.12, so beware of spoilers for that. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
He Should Not Have Caught Her by warwick-witch reviews
No matter how much gold he spins, no matter how many times the wheel turns, he will never forget. What he saw cannot be unseen, not in a year and a day, not in a thousand and one nights, not ever after. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Even The Possibility by writetherest reviews
"And let me guess," Beckett says, "you are now part of Operation Cobra?" / When Castle ends up in Storybrooke, he's determined to help Henry figure out how to break the curse. Beckett just wants him to stay out of trouble & stop believing in fairy tales.
Crossover - Castle & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rick C., Henry Mills - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 175 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Breaking Free by BookishGal reviews
Incarceration is merely a minor inconvenience when Hannibal Lecter begins playing a delicate game with Clarice Starling. Follows "Silence" movie canon with one change. Rated T for occasional language and sexually suggestive themes.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Trouble Is A Friend by CurbItKirby reviews
Gabriel's sidekick wants to do things the human way. Gabe/OC -MiniFic- COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Gabriel, OC - Complete
The Blind Side by AuntMo reviews
When Gabriel returns from another dimension with a new prophet, he not only has to help with the mess that he finds that the Winchesters and Castiel are in, but with the consequences of his own actions. Sequel to Gabriel, Interrupted.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,499 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Gabriel, Dean W., OC, Sam W.
Rules to Dating My Daughter by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
Basically our favorite dream demon comes up with a list for all the boys attracted to his beautiful daughter Katherine. Abide them and maybe you won't die on the first date...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Maggie B./Katherine Krueger, Freddy K. - Complete
Goblin King, Cure for the Common Cold by Scribblesnstuff reviews
Oh the interesting things that happen when Sarah Williams, feverish and congested, runs out of tissues.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Messy Business by KCS reviews
Story told through 221B drabble format, which I created for the ACD!Holmes fandom years ago. Written for LJ's Watson's Woes MiniWriMo. Kid!fic, so if that and fluff aren't your cup of tea feel free to skip this one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Interview with a Riddler by Spider RedNight reviews
Five chapters based off the patient interview tapes from Arkham Asylum. Patient's name is Edward Nigma, also known as the Riddler.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Goblins Are a Girl's Best Friends: Hoggle's Lament by Scribblesnstuff reviews
Or what happens when you forget to tell your best friend that you're engaged. First in a line of follow-ups to Goblins Are a Girl's Best Friends - it's not absolutely necessary to have read that to enjoy this, but a few things'll be clearer if you have.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Goblins Are a Girl's Best Friends by Scribblesnstuff reviews
Sarah couldn't have forseen the consequences of introducing the goblins to musical theatre...or popcorn. Or that chief among said consequences would be the reappearance of a certain Goblin King in her life.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,010 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The 007 Job by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
SPOILERS! Spoiler for the Queen's Gambit Job. Don't even read the summary if you haven't seen it yet. While waiting for Olivia to get ready for a formal event, Sterling gets an idea.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Jim S., Sterling J. - Complete
Beach House by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Home is Where the Heart Is'. Eddie and Jackie are getting away from all their problems with a nice trip to the beach. But some problems never go on vacation...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,600 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Frenemies by scarlett onyx reviews
Eddie starts out for a drive one night and finds more than he bargained for. Can the Master of Fear and the Prince of Puzzles coexist peacefully? no slash
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,004 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Look After You by Candy Halliwell reviews
When the DVD Casa Erotica 13 fell into the possession of a certain detective, her life is about to take a weird turn. Eventual GabrielOC. Please read and review! EDITED.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Gabriel
Drowning Pool by Kerayzie reviews
SEQUEL TO ARKHAM ANGEL.Jess finds the line between good and evil has been forever blurred.Caught between a clown and a Bat she will have to make a decision...a decision that will determine her life from now on.Will she be strong enough to decide whats BES
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,478 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hair Care by scarlett onyx reviews
The Riddler has always been a bit proud. Ok, a LOT proud. So, what will he do when he finds that he seems to be going a bit...gray around the edges?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Thunk by sir rantsalot reviews
Jareth muses upon goblins, grammar, and the increasing desire to slam his head repeatedly against a stone wall.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jareth - Complete
Somewhere In The Middle by Christy Tortland reviews
Thor challenges Loki to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane just wants to eat her pasta. Sequel to "Somewhere In Between."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
God Help The Outcasts by Anni Re reviews
Erik is left with his thoughts after Raoul and Erik duel for Christine in the graveyard, Madame Giry also thinks about the boy she brought into her life, and the man he turned into.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Gabriel, Interrupted by AuntMo reviews
When Lucifer stabbed Gabriel, he didn't die; he ended up in a different dimension. One in which he has all of his memories, but none of his powers. A dimension where people think he is crazy & needs psychiatric help & where Supernatural is just a TV show.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,771 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gabriel, OC - Complete
The Great Adventures of Jedidiah and Octavius by Shadow's creator reviews
When night falls over New York and the museum closes, two small figures begin their journeys through the dark halls. Facing such terrifying creatures such as mice, rabbits, kittens, and other fluffy animals... God help them.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G.
The Smile of a Heath by Natsu Ogawa reviews
A poem in dedication of Heath Ledger: The Amazing Actor, Loving Father, Dear Friend, and God among Men. Written not to mourn his passing but to remember him as the great person he was and still is in the hearts of those who love and admire him. To Heath!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Terminal by Sugary Snicket reviews
You meet the strangest people on the city bus... One-Shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Mad House by SPG inc reviews
The Doctor is alone again as he crash lands the TARDIS outside Arkham Asylum. Usually reluctant to interfere with parallel worlds, the Doctor teams up with Batman and an unexpected old friend to stop the Joker. *HIATUS*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,055 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Batman/B. Wayne
The Arkham Chronicles by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
In the Backseat by MauMauKa reviews
Car trips can be hell, even with heavenly beings.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
Be Careful What Fangirls Wish For by Taylor Hayes reviews
Two best friends wish each other into the Labyrinth, and proceed to drive the inhabitants crazy. And Jareth learns just how annoying and scary fangirls can be. *laugh* Semi-permanently on hiatus.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,139 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Jareth
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Home Alone by Luna of the Night Eclipse reviews
Two weird 14 year olds are home alone. What happens when the Joker's car breaks down near their house? Chaos ensues and things start to get interesting. NOW COMPLETE!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Bruce W. - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by Checkerboards reviews
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is the man inside the Bat?...oh, it's Bruce Wayne. Wait, what?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
A number of ways to thoroughly annoy Doctor Rush by night animal reviews
For everyone who loves annoying our favourite grouch, here are some ideas...: Rated K.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Dr. N. Rush
An Evening at the Circus by Loyal Eskamoe reviews
In which the Doctor makes a spectacle of himself, Donna Noble lives up to her name, and a young boy is offered the chance to have one more night to remember.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Donna N., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
EVERY day is bad joke day! by picklevictory reviews
your everyday, garden variety, sixth golden ticket story. based on tim burton movie, wonkaOC near the end. finished 11/2008. it was epic. 7/13/2010, NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
101 things I Must Not Do When Dealing With Joker by ThornManiaLilyCharliZorianna reviews
101. Easy to say, easy to see.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - The Joker - Complete
The Dark Knight: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
The Dark Knight shortened for those who can't be bothered to watch it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
May I Take Your Order by alocin reviews
The nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Uncle Holmes by Christy Tortland reviews
Holmes faces his toughest mental challenge yet: three rambunctious Watson children. Or rather, the Watson children are subjected to the mischievous, trouble-causing Uncle Holmes. Post movie oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Colonel Young's Pass the Salt Moment by Miss Lestrade reviews
Doctor Rush asks Colonel Young to pass the salt. But he gets a little more than he bargained for, and not in a good way. It's short, but it's good. Tag to Space.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Resuscitate by Sugary Snicket reviews
Irene White, a trained nurse and Gotham's newest unfortunate resident, saves the life of a car crash victim. Oh, but of course there's a catch - he's the most dangerous criminal in Gotham, the Joker. How's that for a sick joke? Brief Harley Quinn cameo.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - The Joker - Complete
The Doctor's Nightmare by cheri1 reviews
10/Rose. Nightmare on Elm Street crossover. For decades now, Freddy Krueger has terrorized the residents of Springwood, Ohio while looking for a way to become human again and a Time Lord is just what he needs, not only to live but live for centuries. DONE
Crossover - Doctor Who & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
mY fAVoritE tHinGS by 4ofCups reviews
Ledger's Joker is feeling blue instead of purple. How does he pick himself up? Cue the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical score, replace the Austrian Alps with the backdrop of Gotham, and sing along. You all know the tune.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Most Unusual Angel by Experimental Madness reviews
Meg has a brush with death, but lives! Guy may yet learn how to love again. Both will find the strength to stand up to those who have always sought to pull them down.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,286 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Guy of Gisborne
Empathic Comfort by Natsuuro reviews
Fred has trouble sleeping on her return from Pylea and she find help in milk and a certain green Host. Genfic
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Lorne, Fred B. - Complete
Bond Of Blood by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
After a horrible accident turns Sarah's life upside down, she turns to the Goblin King for help. He agrees, but only if she swears never to ask for his help again. But when Sarah's mom shows up out of the blue asking for Sarah's help, who can she trust?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,754 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Once Upon a Crime by Gaia Faye reviews
Giselle, a Gotham tourist visiting from New York City, spends the day with a nice, young man with a song in his heart and scars on his face. A Dark Knight/Enchanted crossover.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Arkham Angel by Kerayzie reviews
Jess starts treating the Joker.New to Arkham she soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way possible.In a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Misadventures of Batsy and Mr J by Daughter of the Black reviews
The Joker has escaped from Arkham, and Batman is on the case. Pure comedy, a christmas gift to all.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Predatory Urges by Gaia Faye reviews
Assisting Bruce Wayne in a billionaire's day-to-day matters is one thing. Assisting the Joker in a psychopath's day-to-day matters is something else entirely. This fic stars everyone's favorite butler and appropriates aspects of the animated series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Alfred P., Joker - Complete
101 Things I Won't Do If Dealing With The Joker by Sugary Snicket reviews
NOTE: THIS is the ORIGINAL 101 Things Joker fic. The copy over in the Comics section of FFN is a copy that someone else uploaded and I am allowing it to exist. Once again, the issue has been taken care of, so do not R&R this fic just to say it's not mine.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Playing House'. The year in Gotham is drawing to a close, but Jackie and the Riddler have some unfinished business with certain acquaintances...and each other.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Grapes by Witch of Peachan reviews
“Hm…” The Joker licked his lips in thought, breathing heavily between his harsh laughter. “Do you have any… Grapes?”
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Laugh Clown by LadyCraulnober reviews
Pearl is trying to overcome the trauma she experienced at Arkham Asylum, but it's made even more difficult by an unwanted visitor.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
DCU: Quality Time by princessebee reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Once Upon A December by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
Sarah is haunted by visions of the Labyrinth, frozen under a thick sheet of ice. But she doesn't remember the Labyrinth at all. And who is this strange, handsome man who has come into her life? Is it Jareth? If so, why doesn't he remember her?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,476 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Sheep Worrying by damsel-in-stress reviews
This is the story of Wolf's valiant attempt to steal a sheep off a violent shepherdess and his subsequent imprisonment for sheep worrying. First fic so please R&R!
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Ca Va Sans Dire by FreeSpiritedOne reviews
Set just after the film ends. Evey discovers V isn't dead. The future is in front of them and the man with the successfully completed master plan...well, he doesn't have one for this. Finished...finally.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
The House of Red by Mary Anne Gruen reviews
Book length sequel to the movie. Wolf and Virginia and Tony find out the truth about the crimes in the House of Red.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 144,785 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 10/12/2000 - Complete
April Fool by LadyCraulnober reviews
Based on events in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serous Earth. Remember Pearl? What had it been like to be the Joker's hostage? What happened to her? Reveiws welcome, ConCrit adored.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Playing House by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Homesick'. Thanksgiving is a time for family togetherness. But how do you tell your family that your new job is henching for the Riddler?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Homesick by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Home Sweet Home'. The lairs are destroyed, there's a trio of women out for blood, and the Riddler's in Arkham. What's a henchgirl to do?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Housemates', in which Jackie and the Riddler learn why copycats are dangerous, why heists are not spectator events, and why skipping dessert is always a good idea.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,376 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, Harley Quinn - Complete
Housemates by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to [Get Out of My House!] Jackie's survived her encounter with the far. But he's not the only rogue in Gotham...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Infamous Secrets by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harley Quinn - Complete
The 1428 Diaries by BiteMeTechie reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
Come In by Twinings reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Bills and Baddies by Purple-Muse reviews
The Joker visits the post office to pays his bills. Wait...the Joker pays bills? Short oneshot story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Knight Errant by Wally In Aeternum reviews
Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Elrond and Celebrían by Nemis reviews
The story of Elrond and Celebrían. *finished* Stretching from the Second Age to the Fourth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,073 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Elrond
You Have, Like, a Gay Man's Taste! by Meltha reviews
In order to win back Cordy's friendship, Angel must face the greatest evil of all... heh. 1 of 1
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Angel, Lorne - Complete
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Nine, Ten: Freddy's Back Again reviews
(Set ten years after the events in Freddy vs. Jason) Springwood has managed to bury Freddy's existence again, but how long will it last when college student, Valerie, starts to notice the inconsistency in the town's history. She digs deep into Springwood's past and discovers the unthinkable. But what will her snooping cost her?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Freddy K., OC
Chaotic Lullaby reviews
(THE THIRD INSTALLMENT TO THE CHAOS SERIES.) It's been over a year since Samantha was forced to marry the Joker and he's up to something that involves using the amnesic Edward Nigma. Now a new character is coming into play, one with a certain fascination for Samantha's friend, Alice. A mad man with a hat. (Rated T for psychotic behavior, violence, and menace.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Crane, OC
Worth More Than Gold reviews
Middle-Earth is changing and dragons are being hunted. A group of dragons go to a wizard for help. He gives them the ability to turn into humans. As time goes by, Middle-Earth's magical beings go into hiding and we are left with our present world. Smaug, disguised as a human, works as a ruthless lawyer. His new assistant, Diana, notices that things are not quite what they seem.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Smaug, Radagast, OC
Welcome to the Mad House reviews
Amber is a new nurse at Arkham Asylum who has no idea what she's getting herself into! When she meets the inhabitants of the asylum it is nothing but absolute chaos! Filled with hilarious mayhem, schemes, refereeing the rogues, and getting caught singing and dancing down the hallways by your boss. "Welcome to the Mad House, Miss Amber! We're gonna have so much fun with you!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,772 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D., OC
Stranger Than You Expected reviews
Lydia's friend, Amber always heard her talk about BeetleJuice, but this was the first time she'd ever seen him. Not only that, but he's now taken her and Lydia to the Neither Worlds! It seems like fun until a darkness begins to hunt them down.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., OC
Out of These Waters reviews
"What would I give if I could live out of these waters?" she asked herself, aloud. "What would I pay?" She was not expecting an answer. "What would ya pay, indeed, dearie?" Rumplestiltskin makes an offer. She can have her wish granted, but for a price.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Ariel, Ursula
Love & Chaos reviews
SEQUEL TO AN AGENT OF CHAOS Samantha is trying to move on past her Joker experience, but the Joker's not done with her. Not one bit. To make matters more interesting, a man who enters Samantha's life could change things for better or worse. "Riddle me this..." Rated T for psychotic behavior, violence, and menace.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,009 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC - Complete
Gotham City's Book of Songs reviews
My rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas Song that I partially posted in "Welcome to the MadHouse". A reviewer asked me to post the full song and I accepted their request. Now it has escalated to me doing other Gotham renditions of any songs.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
An Agent of Chaos reviews
Samantha Reads is haunted by a ghost from her past. During high school he had annoyed Samantha to no end. She always knew he'd turn into something terrible... she just didn't know that something would be the Joker. "Smile for me, Samantha." Rated T for psychotic behavior, violence, and menace.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,854 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC - Complete