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Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.

Okay, so, I LOVE Invader Zim, Doctor Who, and Sherlock! They are my three favorite shows in the history of forever, and I am proud to say I never really liked Rose Tyler :3 but of course, she's on drugs, so like she cares ;)

I consider my best friends family (which includes my guy friends too) and I love them to the ends of the Earth... er, Earth/Irk/Gallifrey. :P

I could be considered a Human/Irken/Time Lord mix (which I'm not sure how the heck that could possibly happen, but ya never know!) because I am very good at imitating the Doctor or Zim or Purple or Donna or Gir or-- *random audience dude throws soda can at face* SHUT UP ALREADY!!! *rubs forhead* Alright, alright! Shutting!*steals his waffles and runs*

*stops running* *panting* I am EXTREMELY RANDOM! so never ask me why I did something because the only answer you'll ever get is either "I was bored" or "Don't ask. Just... don't." *eats waffles stolen from Random Audience Dude* Mmm! What is in these waffles, Gir? *Gir pops out of nowhere with more waffles* These have pencils and metal in 'em! *pauses for a moment and looks at Gir* Whatever. *steals his waffles and runs*

*still running* And now proceedes the second portion of this show: the Copy-this-into-your-profile-if's! *in the background Gir is chasing after you screaming insanely* OH CRA--*screen pops up with "PLEASE STAND BY" on it*

~~~doo dee doo dee doo...~~~

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you ever forgot how old you are when someone asked you, put this in your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your pro.

If you ever laughed at a movie that wasnt funny, put this in your pro.

If you love rain, put this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net (or maybe fictionpress) with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you don't do those things... and like chocolate chip cookies.

If you ever mispronounced an easy word (such as the word 'and' or 'the'), put this in your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you say "SHUT UP VOICES!" in the middle of a quiet moment in class.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think Nickelodeon is blind, deaf, and stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like GIR copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim can and should kick Spongebob's square yellow ass, post this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

Dang. suckishLEMONADE will make me copy and paste this into my pro cuz it was on hers. ... it's really starting to creep me out... -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

And now...

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Dib!!!! :D (luv the big head!!! :P)

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gaz, of course!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Invader Larb. I don't know why though... just a feeling... :P

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Yell "HEY IRKEN BOY" and see what he does

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Gir

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Zim and Gir... probably cuz we were in their Voot and Gir went, "WHATS THIS DO?! WHATS THAT DO?!" and we crashed :P

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: I'd be like, "PERV!" and squirt him with water and watch him burn. Then I'd congradulate him for having that much courage. Then squirt him with water again.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Zim and Gaz... I really think whoever came up with ZADR and RAPR must've been super perverted...

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: YOU! ~SAVE~THE~DONUTS~

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Either watching the Angry Monkey Show with Gir, or calling the Tallest to constantly ask them to send donuts.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: I has two...>.> "Why was there bacon in the soap?!?!?!" "I made it myself!!!" and "You can't pay for cookies with ham!" "Why was there ham in my pocket????"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Yet again... two... >.> 1. When Zim "went to the bathroom" and came back and Dib asked him, "Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, ZIM?!?!" and Zim said, "Nonsense. I had much to do... SO MUCH!!!" and 2. When Zim had "head pigeons" and the pigeon kept interupting Miss Bitters and she said, "ZIM!" and he's like, "Sir!" when she's clearly a lady...

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When he was trying to get to his dad to sign the permission slip to present some info at a Swollen Eyeball meeting and he finally got his dad to sign it and he forgot his suitcase... and also the aforementioned "Why was there ham in my pocket???"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: When they're laughing about Zim behind his back and then he calls and one of them says, "You ready?" and the other one says, "I just started breathing from the last time"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: When he runs around in circles and screams insanely then falls asleep...

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Dib and Gir are randomly dancing in Zim's living room.

:D :D :D

Yay! That was fun... :D

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO-GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be f*cked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm FUNNY so I CANNOT be serious.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I RAISE MY HAND and get the ANSWERS CORRECT IN CLASS so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS to your profile.

:D :D :D

YOU! ~SAVE~THE~DONUTS~

doo dee doo dee doo... I'M NORMAL!

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The Last Butterfly
Zim and Gir Romance... and Dib and Gaz Romance... I know, weird, huh?
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