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Joined 09-02-10, id: 2523318, Profile Updated: 03-31-15
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Wreck-It Ralph, How to Train Your Dragon, and Sherlock.

YOU ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY!

There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited! So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin. Come kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped more than 10 times a day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled out for no absolute reason what so ever copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, hobbitblogger221B

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who doesn't?"

If you love someone who doesn't love you back, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (HTTYD all the way!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Constantly)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (All the time!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I'm positive Hiccup has...)

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile (TOOTHLESS & HICCUP!!!!)

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, bobbitblogger221B

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (It does suck...)

If you have risked many things in life, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Susan from Monster vs Aliens looks like Sam Sparks from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (Hmmm... YES!!)

If you think Hiccup is really cute, copy paste this on your profile; really, really, really, really, really, really cute!!! :) (Do I need to say ANYTHING?!?!)

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. (Total addict!)

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile. (Yeppers Peppers.)

If you've met some really cool people online (possibly from other countries) as a result of your involvement on this site, paste this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE TIME!!! :D)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sounds like me!)

When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it! (YES!!! FINALLY!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY FREAK!!!!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (All the time...)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, HTTYD229,

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, hobbitblogger221B

98 percent of worldwide teenagers would scream in sheer terror if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the empire state building. Repost this if you're the two percent that would bring lawn chairs, pop corn, snacks, and soda and yell "DO A BACK FLIP!" Then place your name on the list. Maui Girl 808, hobbitblogger221B

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

I am:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I am forced to go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl with not many friends, but the ones I have are just like me, or they would call me a freak, too.

I am the girl who has never been asked out, and doesn't care, 'cause she thinks she's too young anyways.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird or a geek for being a grade and a half ahead(it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and dancing and drama and doing all the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words on a page than with spoken words or with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

I'm someone people like to talk to when everyone else has abandoned them.

I'm neither popular nor unpopular, and I don't care about being either.

I'm different and I like it. I like who I am and don't judge myself too harshly.

I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to, narrating her life or making up a story as she walks alone down the street.

I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics any day of the week.

I am the girl who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

I am the girl who writes to escape.

I am the girl who sticks to her values no matter how uncool it makes her.

I am the girl who if she's getting bullied, will stand tall through it all.

I am the girl who isn't afraid to stand up and say what she thinks is right.

I am the girl who isn't afraid to be different to everyone else, even if she is humiliated.

I am the girl who won't give in.

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

I am the girl who won't give up.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, TheSilverHunter, Booklover707, hobbitblogger221B

I don't want to be known as the girl who is smart.

I don't want to be known as the girl who is obsessed.

I don't want to be known as the girl who is hyper.

I don't want to be known as the girl who is sus.

I just want to be known as a friend.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple, red are one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures/and or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
You don't like the movie 'Star Wars'
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you more than/around one hour to shower, get dressed and put make-up on
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 6 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing deodorant/ perfume everyday
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL 23

MY BOY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (every now and then)

TOTAL12

Stereotypes, MINE WILL BE BOLDED(BTW I hate sterotypes!!!).
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.

I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world.
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer.
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way too much money.

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep.
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling

I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST love cheese.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like World of Warcraft and Gaia, so I MUST have no life!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm a smart BLONDE, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am different, so I MUST be strange.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.
I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with!!!!

You see, sterotypes are cruel and stupid! If you hate sterotpes, copy and paste this on your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

Things to think about!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

In the How to Train Your Dragon book series, the Green Death is Green and the Purple Death is Purple. So in the movie, why is the Red Death Blue?!?!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon bits.
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a birthday card for a 1 year old:
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
(There goes 12 months.)

Sign at a railroad station:
Beware: To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Court of zombies...?)

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
(D: so I should use a different cleaner first?)

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will

stand up for you.

Life Before Google:
"I've just learned about something that I would like to know more about." "Well that's a darn shame."

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists!


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How to Train Your Dragon the Hard Way by Seeker of Inspiration reviews
If it was training a dragon, learning to sword fight, or being a Viking all together, his way is the difficult way and he knew it. Hiccup's journey into becoming a Viking hero the hard way. Wild dragons, villains, lost treasures, betrayals, and much more await this scrawny Viking boy. The story is a heavy mix of the books and the movie/tv series. Spoiler warning. Arc 3 completed.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,311 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless, Fishlegs I.
Never Alone by LoveFromLouise reviews
On November 1, 1981 we know that Harry Potter was found by his aunt on her dorstep. But what happend just the night before that cause him to end up there? This is my version of what happened to Harry, and his parents the night Lily and James died. This is Lily's last day with her baby boy. Story has been updated, and more has been added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Train Your Marching Band by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
-Modern day AU-slight crack-blatantly Hiccup/Astrid-crossover elements- High school senior, section leader, band geek and sometimes dragon hunter. His life was already difficult enough to manage, but he really didn't need THIS on top of it. -ACTUALLY UPDATED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,766 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010
Homecoming by Scarlet Moons reviews
Hiccup and Astrid disappeared one night 7 years ago. Now, when they come back to Berk, they come with a few surprises. But why did they disappear then come back?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Raised by Dragons by Tiger Phanbutt reviews
Meet Hiccup. He was stolen as baby by dragons. he now has a job within the dragon community as a healer and inventor. However this is about to end when a young Viking known as Astrid gets a little to curious, what will happen? AstridxHiccup (DISCONTINUED)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
The Marauders Advice Board by MoonlightPrancing reviews
Well, it was a pretty straightforward process. Send in your letter stating your problem, receive advice back from the Marauders before next week. But what happens when the Slytherins start sending in letters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Life More Ordinary by nursie91 reviews
"Two escapees that the ministry would love to catch, kidnapping Harry Potter and hiding away out of sight. That, Moony, is the perfect way for us to raise Prongslet!" Sirius and Remus, running from the wizarding world, kidnap Harry and raise him in a house filled with love. How will this effect the Boy-who-Lived. How will their actions change the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,798 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
Dreaming Reality by TolkienNerd4832 reviews
When a certain dragon and viking fall through Megan's TV, her whole life seems to be turned upside down. Join her and her friend Sabrina on their epic adventure to get the two back home. This is one wild ride you do not want to miss!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Marauders Year 3 by Fallen Crest reviews
It is the Marauders 3rd year at Hogwarts. A new year can bring many things like: strong friendships, more terror from Voldemort, new werewolf legislation, love, and many adventures for the Marauders, Lily, and their enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,624 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Mama by FlynnieG reviews
A little story about when Felix's mother, who Calhoun can't stand, comes to town. Reviews encouraged, flames welcome. Part of the Dynamite Baby series (thank you for y'all who voted). Now complete *sob sob*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
The Backstory by DanniB reviews
Takes place within the game continuity of Fix-it Felix Jr. A story showing how Felix came to work at Niceland Apartments, how he got his hammer, and his first encounter with Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Glitch Switch by Fix-it Feli reviews
When Vanellope and Felix get in a horrid car crash, their lives change... and not for the better. With the help of Ralph and Calhoun, they must set things back to normal.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Hero of the Day by xv323 reviews
Movie-deviation fic - Hiccup's patience snaps and he leaves Berk. He returns at the Viking's time of greatest need, but how will they respond to the changes he has wrought to their way of life? See start of first chapter for more detailed info!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,886 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Craziness and All by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Just some family style fluff featuring the core four hanging out on a day off. Absolutely no substance, I just wanted to write something cute, so here you go.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Dancing by hochmodel reviews
Sometimes, Felix gets a little too insecure. It doesn't help when Calhoun is dancing with her men instead of him.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
You Have to Fight for Who You Love by hochmodel reviews
Brad's back and wants to have a life with Tamora, but she refuses and chooses Felix instead. You'd think he would stop there, but that cybug must have done something to him, because he's determined to get her back, he'll do it by force.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
VanillaButter Icing by ontopoftheworld-ontopofitall reviews
Vanellope and Rancis make a cake for Ralph's birthday. VanillaButter One-Shot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F. - Complete
What Happened Last Night by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix helps a hungover Tamora recall the events of the previous night. Human!AU. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Love Notes by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Found the perfect prompt for the Hero's Cuties AU: "Write a romance story about two people living in abutting apartments that are madly in love with each other, but have never actually met each other face to face." Calhoun is ex-military and moved in next to the apartment's handyman Felix. As usual, fluff abounds, enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Haddock House by Elfpen reviews
"Walking into the Haddock household was essentially like pulling up that lobster trap that'd been forgotten for a few years in that one deep tide pool that even the cool kids wouldn't brave in the summer. You never really knew what to expect." Hiccup is Hiccup, Toothless is not helping, Stoick is longsuffering, And Astrid shows up to help the two with impeccable timing. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Astrid - Complete
FIX-IT FELIX STYLE! by HeroineCruor reviews
When the Game Star Mafia enters Tapper's, there is dead silence. Until a drunk Felix turns on the radio and dances, and that silly move makes him the hero of the day.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Dancing about Architecture by hayseed42 reviews
Birds do it, bees do it, even 8-bit heroes do it. But at least the birds and bees don't have to explain what 'it' is. Felix and Calhoun? Not so lucky. *One-Shot*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Time Off by Meggie3367 reviews
Sergeant Calhoun, having time off? Is it any wonder her men, not to mention Ralph, Vanellope and Felix are bewildered?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Serendipitous by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Fix-it Felix Jr. wants to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Sgt. Calhoun, so he, Ralph and Vanellope go into Sonic the Hedgehog's game to find a ring. Unfortunately, Sonic's world isn't exempt from things going wrong. Not even Eggman can stop his whacky inventions sometimes... Hero's Cuties; post-movie, pre-marriage. Twoshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Payphone by 9r7g5h reviews
She had run out of gas, her cellphone was dead, and the only number she could think of was his.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Just Visiting by keep-me-posted reviews
Nothing says "thank you" like a cup of coffee and a slice of pie. Human!AU. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
Cutscene by bunnikkila reviews
Sergeant Calhoun starts to realize how deep she's getting into this. Takes place directly before King Glitch.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
A Higher Definition by Swallowing.RaInDrOpS reviews
"Look at that high definition." After marriage, Felix has a better way of describing Tamora.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Reunion by 9r7g5h reviews
It was a reunion long in the making.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Again by 9r7g5h reviews
As much as they wanted to, they just couldn't try again. Human AU.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
I Like Short Things by TheSongbird341 reviews
Felix innocently asks why Calhoun keeps her hair so short. As always, she has a clever answer. Pointless cuteness from our very own Hero's Cuties.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Valentine's Day? by nessier15 reviews
Out of all the days to forget, it had to be one that meant just as much to Tamora as it did to him. He had forgotten Valentine's Day, and Tamora had made it quite clear that she was not happy about it. But he knew he had to go out there and make it up to her.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Tis the Season to be Jolly by LouisaM reviews
One-shot sequel to Third Time's the Charm. Rose and Scorpius, a newly-minted couple, have set the kneazle amongst the pigeons by dating - and their parents are, to say the least, not thrilled. Complaints to management, meetings with trusted advisors, and a Christmas-party invitation follow ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Thirty-Seven by 9r7g5h reviews
He had been to her apartment thirty-seven times.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
You Can't Take it With You by hochmodel reviews
"I miss her so much. Maybe that's why I can't concentrate. It's been two-and-a-half years since I saw Tamora pack, wearing her marine's uniform. It's been two-and-a-half years since I've made love to her. It's been two-and-a-half years since Jamie's seen her."
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Condiotti reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. And asking out the girl you like might be one of those times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Problem with Hogwarts by Phosphorescent reviews
…was that Rose Weasley had entirely too many family members there. Which made finding a corner in which to snog her secret boyfriend rather difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
You Foul, Loathsome, Evil, Little Croakroach by Just Miss Red reviews
Waiting at the train for their children, Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron and Draco watch a scene play out between Rose and Scorpius. Nice little one-shot, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Sergeants Voice by SilverCivet reviews
The Sergeant gets one heck of a cold. Felix is there to help her and wont take no for an answer, if she could say no that is.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
gun practice by kolkolkoling reviews
felix tries to learn how to use a gun... yes. hopefully a bit fluffy?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Inappropriate Behaviour by scorpiusrose reviews
"Was that a wink directed from Scorp to Rose? A wink? A wink? Do people still wink nowadays? And is Rose smiling back? She should be disgusted, she's always disgusted by Scorp." In which Albus witnesses Inappropriate Behaviour between his best friends during a Potions Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Some Nights by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix shows up early for dinner at Calhoun's place and walks in on something completely unexpected. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Battle Scars by Reeves3 reviews
Sergeant Calhoun has a body covered in scars and is a little reluctant about showing them to Felix. Hero's Cuties. ENJOY!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Beloved Monster by Four Leafed Clove
Remus will always be Sirius and James' beloved monster, and they like to prove that to him... The Marauder Way! For glowing neon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
One More Night by keep-me-posted reviews
It had become sort of a habit of her's. A routine, really. Every night since the day she met him, Sergeant Calhoun had been doing this. For two months, she had kept it up in secret. And then she was caught. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
Calhoun's birthday by kolkolkoling reviews
Felix has a gift for Calhoun but he's worried she won't like it...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Amortentia by icylemonsquash reviews
Rose's eyes widened and she leaned forward, taking another whiff. Then she looked like she was going to pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Phobia by Dixie Darlin reviews
Felix is terrified of...something...what happens when Tammy finds out?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Sick Day by Just Another Fangirl 6 reviews
Just a little oneshot on how Felix reacts when he sees Calhoun sick for the 1st time. Dedicated to thinkpink23
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
A Weasley Christmas by Fishy56789 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has known the Weasleys Next Gen for years, but he's never spent a holliday. He's in for a whole lot of wildness. But it might be just the best Christmas he's ever had. Rose and Scorpius all the Way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Mourning in a Time of War by congratsyou'vegrownasoul reviews
Remus visits Tonks in hospital after Sirius's death. Hints of Remus/Tonks, possible Remus/Sirius if you're in a certain mindset.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Time Warp by Zana Charleson reviews
Simon and Jeanette are in a nightmareish life as things start to get complicated and wierd. Don't want to give too much away from the story.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
James Potter and the Shrieking Shack by Avery-Lou reviews
YEAR TWO: Remus Lupin has a secret that even his best friends don't know about. Something dangerous has come to Hogwarts. And in the thick of things, you'll find James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew - reckless, stubborn, and worst of all... curious. How long will it be before they discover the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,020 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - James P., Remus L., Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Rest of His Life by LitChic007 reviews
After the final battle the Boy Who Lived finds himself staring his future right in the face. Begins the summer following the battle and follows Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and the rest of the gang into the rest of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Marauders: Year One at Hogwarts by Death-By-2olkat
The first year at any new school can be challenging, but imagine how much more difficult it can be in the magical world of Harry Potter. Welcome to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,300 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012
Love Story? Oh Bullocks by CaptainMeghanSparrow reviews
Take a scheme thought up by three of our favourite marauders, add a troubled Remus Lupin and some completely crazy, love struck girls. What do we get? Chaos. And what's with Lucius Malfoy dancing? And for the love of Merlin, WILL WE EVER GET TO PIGFARTS?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Remus L., OC
Knit by 9r7g5h reviews
In which realizing that Calhoun can knit leads to an even bigger revelation.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by hochmodel reviews
Vanellope innocently asks where new characters come from, resulting in a hysterically laughing Calhoun, a blushing and stammering Felix, and a smirking Ralph. I do not own, and cite for idea inside.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
A First Time for Everything by HolyheadHarpies1986 reviews
Tamora attempts to get Felix to cuss. Shenanigans ensue. Just a fun little one-shot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Calhoun's Turn by Genius-626 reviews
"Can we stop spinning?" Felix said, eyes still glued to hers. "I'm getting a little dizzy." Calhoun smiled wide. "I haven't moved a muscle, short stack." Felix/Calhoun proposal fluff, obviously. Cover image by me :D
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Hammer Time by AngelofAperture reviews
Felix loses his magic gold hammer in another game. But he doesn't know which one! Sgt. Calhoun and Vanellope help him look for it while trying to keep it a secret from the Nicelanders and Ralph to keep them from worrying. Shenanigans ensue. It's not high art, just a fun and entertaining little story about Felix slowly having a hilarious mental breakdown.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
The Cold Night by Anybodys reviews
My version of Felix's proposal.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Rose by ilovemusic'forever reviews
"You are so not a morning person, Rosie Nymphadora Weasley. Besides, I have a really special day planned! And you're wrecking the schedule." It's Valentine's Day, and both Rose and Scorpius have surprises up their sleeves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Finally by keep-me-posted reviews
On exactly eight days after his and Calhoun's uncelebrated 6-month anniversary, Felix sneaks off from a random party to spend the evening with her. But having not been together this way since their wedding night, Felix finds himself a little out of practice. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Good Enough by GirlX2 reviews
"He was sick of craning his neck ever time he wanted a glimpse of her beautiful face." Felix worries he's not what Tammy really wants. Set post movie. Oneshot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
I Can Fix It by keep-me-posted reviews
When it came to visiting Calhoun, Felix's hammer sure came in handy sometimes. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
My Reason by MissGreenie reviews
Felix/Calhoun wedding night escapades.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Stuck on You by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix and Calhoun find themselves in a rather sticky situation. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
The Allegory of a Fangirl by UnstableFable reviews
The day she died, she began to live. Well, she never really died, but Rebecca wasn't really bothered about the minor details. After all, there was no going back, she was stuck here in a village, pungent of fish with a guy she used to crush on as a pre-teen, a volatile old granny and a girl who wasn't supposed to exist here. Then again, she wasn't meant to either.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hiccup, Tuffnut, OC
Broken Bones and Bloody Knuckles by Mighty ANT reviews
Felix plans a surprise visit to Hero's Duty to see Sergeant Calhoun- he forgets that she doesn't like surprises. Oneshot /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Introduction by Mighty ANT reviews
Fix-It Felix meets Vanellope for the first time. It doesn't end well. Drabble /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Tail of Remus Lupin by Alfredo412 reviews
Remus Lupin is no ordinary teenage boy. He doesn't have the fortune to have the normal problems of a normal seventh year Gryffindor. He discovers just how hard it is to be a student, a werewolf, and a boy in love; But will his love be enough to save the girl he loves from a power that is out of his control? This story is co-authored by HTTYD229.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Remus L., OC
Rules for Toothless by Natsumi Wakabe reviews
There are some things that even dragons need to learn. A list of rules that Toothless has to live by.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
70 Reasons Remus Lupin is NOT a Pygmy Puff by CubbyIsMyPatronus reviews
Hestia Jones has been spreading some rumours around school, and Remus is going to set her straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Remus L., Hestia J. - Complete
November 1, 1981 by thewordsthatweareneeding reviews
Remus returns to Order headquarters one morning to receive news on the war, only to be told they have won. But at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
The Last Marauder by nursie91 reviews
Remus and Dora survive the war but can they survive the curse that enables the remaining Death Eaters to have control over their lives and Remus' health? Harry is angry, the people he loved are dead and Remus only wants to see him and build a relationship that has not existed for 17 years. Can they overcome the curse? Will Harry finally have the family he has always wanted?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,309 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Pregnancy Chronicles by Greekchic reviews
Ginny Potter thought she had seen it all. Until she found out she was pregnant. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride to parenthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,667 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Blazing Secret by rebellsking reviews
Harry's got a secret that he won't tell Ginny, and she's livid. It seems as if everyone's in on the secret, too, and so in desperation, Ginny resorts to thrashing and shoving her way through to figure out what's going on. Well, isn't she in for a surprise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Secret Never To Be Told by Ayine reviews
One-shot about one of the most important conversations between the Marauders. Remus hopes his friends will never figure out his secret, but then they confront him. Remus is in for the surprise of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Viking's Poetry Corner! by Wannabe Viking reviews
Idea from 'St. Fang of Boredom' Basically Hiccup and I rambling about nothing in particular in a poetic form. Don't like? Don't read. Simple as that.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hiccup
Moment Gone Wrong by bookfreak1317 reviews
You know that scene in part 2 of the Deathly Hallows where it looked like Harry and Voldemort would kiss? Well, what if they did... crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Have to do, What? by booknerd1994 reviews
How does Ginny, her family, and most importantly, her husband react to finding out she is pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Marauder Turned Muggle by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
James is determined to learn about Muggles, and who could be better for the job than our very own Lily Evans? One thing is for sure: it's gonna be a bloodbath in there. Rated T for a couple of dirty-mouthed teenage witches and wizards. A tiny, tiny bit AU for some of the dates and other small details. Complete, but in rewriting process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauder Mayhem, Mishaps and Mischief by Luthien's-Dream reviews
A collection of one shots involving the Marauders, clingfilm, postitnotes, a dictionary and a whole host of other miscellaneous objects. Contains utter randomness, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Prank Disguised Love by QueenAnneMagic reviews
Padfoot loves Moony, but will he have the courage to tell him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Amortentia by Seeker Rose reviews
Tonks finds a certain love potion, leading to a discussion of smells with Sirius, Remus and herself. The moment they finally realise friendship might not be the only thing they desire. All reviews welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
As Simple as Vacuuming by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
'"Oi! What in the bloody hell is that?" Sirius yelped, gingerly getting to his feet and as far away from the vacuum as possible.' Simple Marauders drabble, with a hint of beloved RemusxSirius slash. For the Word Count Drabble Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Understanding Moony by mcfuz reviews
So…any particular reason why you three just happen to be here, all at the same time? / In which the Marauders visit Remus in the Hospital Wing the morning after the full moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
The Marauders Year 1 by Fallen Crest reviews
It's the Marauders first year at Hogwarts. This is how they met and became the Marauders. How their first year went with Peter, James, and Sirius beginning to get suspicious of Remus excuses every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,934 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders - Complete
Remus, We Know by Geek Squared 1307 reviews
The Marauders are in their second year at Hogwarts. Remus has not told his friends that he's a werewolf and is worried that they might find out. In reality, his friends already know and decide to tell him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Life Choices by MssrTragicandConsumptive reviews
Does anyone ever wonder how Remus ended up with James and Sirius? Honestly, he still isn't very sure himself. How the Mauraders got their start. Tumblr request Baby Wolfstar
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's First Word by MidnightBeast1098 reviews
Every mother knows that when their child starts talking, they learn never to shut up. And Harry Potter is no different. *A little story about his first word. *RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mouthing Off by Write No More reviews
Who would've guessed that behind that high and mighty exterior was a playful, silly dragon who loved to talk! And Toothless isn't the only one! Luckily, Hiccup and the teens have wisely invested in ear plugs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Man's Slightly Indecent Best Friend by egadroit reviews
Our favorite Animagus cheers up our favorite werewolf. Padfoot!Sirius and slightly-angsty-and-troubled-yet-still-very-manly!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Easter Egg Hunt Marauder style by wolfgirl4554 reviews
PURE CRACK AND FLUFF! Sirius convinces Remus to join the Easter Egg hunt. DISCLAMER: I OWN NOTHING! SLASH, MXM RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mad Ideas by Someone aka Me reviews
Because Sirius is never serious, not even when confronting one of his best friends about being a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
A Werewolf's Luck by NineteenTwentyone reviews
Remus doesn't believe in Friday the thirteenth, but when his day starts to go very wrong will he change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Best for Everyone by Scarlet Moons reviews
"Tears streamed down his face. He pulled down the sleeves of his shirt revealing long deep cuts." "He winced as the blood dripped down his arm and onto the bed, staining it" Takes place before the movie. T for suicide... New chapter up! Continued...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Pumpkin Juice and Feathers by Roseblue14 reviews
The story of how Remus gets covered in pumpkin juice and feathers. I do not own Harry potter. Thanks to 14hp1 for beta reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Marauders, Remus L. - Complete
Speechless by merrygould reviews
He always said something could be done, but as he held the dying body of his only son, he realized this was an event in time he could not fix. -two-shot; character death-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Chocolate With Nuts by Spongyllama reviews
Taking an idea from Peter's magazine, Sirius and James take it upon themselves to become chocolate bar entrepreneurs in Hogwarts. Unfortunately for them, it's not as easy as it would seem. Based on the Spongebob episode we all know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Better Than Birthday Cake by wildknees reviews
Sirius prepares for Remus' birthday and James tries to avoid having a mental breakdown. Some things are really best left to the imagination. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
First Impression by Avery-Lou reviews
Tonks arrives at 12 Grimmauld Place for her first Order meeting, where she meets a certain werewolf and makes a very... memorable first impression. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Utterly Mad by WitchOfDarkness13 reviews
The day in which one Sirius Orion Black and one Remus John Lupin scare all of Hogwarts, a group of Aurors, and a couple of Healers before breakfast. Inspired by "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Dr. Demento.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ten Billion Nerve Cells by limecottage reviews
A short one-shot featuring Severus and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Pantry companion to Birthday Celebrations by Raven Grimm reviews
Getting some privacy in Grimauld place can be a tricky thing. Sirius/Remus slash - Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Red Lopsided and Slightly Irregular Heart by SweetAngels123 reviews
Shifting again, she picked up the scissors – she preferred the muggle methods for these things – and began to cut out a slightly irregular and lopsided heart. With a lopsided grin herself, she began to write. A deviantArt contest submission
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Detention by Stupefy-my-senses reviews
Remus gets detention from Slughorn when he snaps at James. Whilst writing everything he knows about the Wolfsbane potion, the ever elusive Lily Evans comes to visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Avery-Lou reviews
Even after so many years, Remus couldn't say he was used to the transformation. Oh, sure, he knew what to expect, and he accepted it with quiet resignation. But even now, on the last full moon before he was due to start at Hogwarts, the only thing that got him through the nightmare was his mother's love. ONESHOT Voted BEST Marauder Oneshot, 2012 Couture Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Great Aunt Bellatrix by Masks and Teapots reviews
Two boys, several years apart, hear about the world's most evil woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Jaguar by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
Based on A Very Potter Sequel, Rita Skeeter writes a report on the most mysterious creature at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Rita S., Remus L. - Complete
Once upon a blue haired boy by jruthy96 reviews
Because blue haired boys have all the fun...The childhood of Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Teddy L. - Complete
You're our Friend by A Muggle-Born Writter reviews
James, Sirius and Peter try to find out Remus' secret. Remus tries to hide it. What will be their reaction when they find out he's a werewolf? Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Marauders, Remus L. - Complete
Language of Love by GirlWithABook reviews
"Here, look for yourself," Tonks said, handing Remus the small piece of foil. Remus went pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Wedding Gifts by Vayalin Whisper reviews
Hermione likes making lists. Here is the list of gifts she and Ron received for their wedding, including any comments she has to make about them. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Three in the Morning Conversations by Funshine Tonks reviews
A conversation between Remus and 4 week pregnant Tonks at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by MollyHooper828 reviews
It's Ron and Hermione's first wedding anniversary and Ron seems to have forgotten just how special this day is. Or so Hermione thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Moony, Fred, Padfoot, and George by bluebug119 reviews
"Of course I know it. You're talking about the Marauders." George had asked him the same question for years in a desperate hope. Ever since they found the Marauders Map, Fred and George had been tirelessly searching for the identities of their heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Letters From Past Voices by dreamer.dancer.writer reviews
Teddy Lupin is feeling down on his seventeenth birthday, before he receives the best present: a letter from his parents. Is this enough to cheer him up, or does he need more? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Teddy L. - Complete
Action Figures and Chocolate by ObscureEnough reviews
The Weasley twins have a present for Remus. He's really pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Slice and Dice by Schizzar reviews
Under no circumstances is Sirius allowed in the kitchen. Apparently, that rule needs some enforcing. Copious amounts of fluff ahead. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
HTTYD News Weekly! by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
All the updates on all things How To Train Your Dragon! From Toothless' dinner to new sequel info, this show- I mean fanfic- has it all! Starring Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and his team of Dragon-riding teens!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hiccup
Prankster! by FinlayHarper reviews
You know the expression don't Meet Your Heroes? When Fred and George find a Time Turner they go back to the Marauder Era to meet the famous Marauders, but are they what the twins expected? T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Marauders, Fred W.
What the hell can't they do? by ElderJulietVictoireMarsh reviews
A very short, silly darbble/headcanon I wrote for my FB page xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Aurors and a Baby by LVB reviews
When trainee aurors Ron and Harry are on Christmas break, a dangerous task indeed befalls upon them: babysitting. What's an auror to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by ILoveBeatleGeorge reviews
My entry for selenehekate's Birth of a Name Challenge on the HPFC. Remus and Nymphadora had the most ups and downs of their short relationship in the months right before Ted's birth but the hardest one is naming the little bugger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
An Essay By Remus Lupin by Pennethril the Tale Weaver reviews
Really quick oneshot I whipped up; Prof. McGonagall set one of those essays "What do you plan to do with your life?" kind of things. This is set Marauders Era, and is Remus's response
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
You Owe Me by Purple Hawk reviews
Remus helps get the other Marauders out of a tight spot. They definately owe him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
The James Song by RiddikulusWaterbender reviews
Lily asks if James was ever annoying to Remus. Sirius answers her... IN SONG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Revealing Secrets by loulabelle90 reviews
What if when Remus revealed he was a werewolve he accidently revealed another secret. SLASH and use of SWEAR WORD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lupin's Old Diary by werty12 reviews
A story on how Teddy Lupin found out about his father being a werewolf, his former life at Hogwarts, and so much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
As Good As Time As Any by saturnspell reviews
How Hermione tells Ron she's pregnant. Silly, Short, Safe and very fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I'm a Werewolf by PRIFHMUS reviews
"I'm a werewolf." There was a moment of silence. "I Know." Sirius and James find out Remus is a werewolf, and Sirius confronts him in the hospital wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Music to my Ears by The First Marauder reviews
Remus teaches Sirius something but lives to regret it quickly. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Secret To Share by khaleesiweasley reviews
Hermione has some news but she wants to find the right way to share that news with Ron. What is it that Hermione has to share?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Never Tickle Santa's Reindeer by Shavynel
Full moon falls on Christmas, and Remus is definitely not in the Christmas spirit. The Marauders work hard to get him smiling again. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Monopoly is a Dangerous Game by The First Marauder reviews
The Marauders and Lily sit down to play a game of Monopoly but it doesn't go quite as well as expected. Contains Lily/James and Remus/Sirius-if you don't like boy/boy I suggest you don't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Surprise for Sirius by Rose Garden Fairytale reviews
It's James and Lily's wedding, Remus finally summons the courage to confess his true feelings for Sirius. Remus/Sirius implied James/Lily One-shot complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Remus' Monthly Gift by Rubidia reviews
It is the Marauder's second year, and Remus has once more gone to 'visit his sick aunt'. James and Sirius can see right through this excuse. It's their alternate conclusion that's somewhat questionable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/1/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dragon Dares by Dzamie reviews
The dragons are bored, and have time to kill. Toothless introduces a new dragon, who has an idea. They decide to play a version of Truth or Dare. Rated T in to allow more dares.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Toothless
Scared of Spiders by FoxfaceWeasley reviews
Sirius is awake in the middle of the night and there's a spider in the dorm. All hell's broken loose. Did I mention, Sirius is scared of spiders? And James. And Remus... Little one-shot I wrote. Review, as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sirius B., Marauders - Complete
Chocolate and Fire Alarms by Marushka reviews
Newlywed James and Lily adventures with muggle technology, and some persuasive chocolate. Fluff! Review please! Criticism welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You're gay! And you didn't tell me! by Allons-y Lovelies reviews
Just a little one-shot of Remus sort-of telling Lily he's gay! Please R&R! Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
The Other Foot by Backroads reviews
It would just be Hiccup's luck to break his other leg, wouldn't it? And just when things are finally going right.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Yule Log by Writer Maestro reviews
Harry is making Christmas cake. Tonks is successfully covering a chocolate-cream Yule log with her own chocolate icing. What Maraudering mischief can Remus get up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Weasley Surprise by fangirlflails reviews
Hermione uses her cunning abilities to reveal to Ron her pregnancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Speak Dragonese by Victoria62015 reviews
Sequel How to be a Pirate Meets the Movie. Hiccup being able to understand dragons is good, right? Well, that's what he thought before the Romans came. Friendships are risked, in Hiccup's new crazy venture. Plausible Love Triangle! and NOT Yaoi
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,951 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Complexities Of Football by DagnyHepburn reviews
Lily Evans attempts to explain football to her boyfriend James Potter & their friend Sirius Black. They end up playing a game of soccer in the rain/mud, wrestling, having a mud fight. JPLE fluff and Sirius being his usual charming hilarious self. Funny stuff. Friendly bonding with a pinch of romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas by Sxcsami reviews
It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley's are bored. So Fred and George decide to entertain them with their new Christmas song, the twelve gay's of Christmas! Warning, faked twincest. Humor/parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Chief's Child by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
The Sequel to Finding Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
Rats, Hippogriffs, and Orange Rope by Grasspaw reviews
How did the Marauders meet? Surely they weren't best friends from the moment they clapped eyes on each other? Surely... it had something to with rats, hippogriffs, and orange rope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Pink Christmas by LaFerry trash reviews
It's year 2004, and Remus and Tonks survived. A oneshot on their Christmas Holidays with their family. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A New Life by Yazuac reviews
The boy who defied Viking traditions. The boy who became a hero. The boy who became a dragon. How will Hiccup's life unfold itself with his new body? Toothless is definitely taking an interest in the change. A more detailed summary inside
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,633 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Study Habits of Remus Lupin by Hatter of Madness reviews
Remus completely flips out a week before O.W.L.s. Also known as 'Hatter of Madness hasn't studied for any of her finals'. Rated T for extreme language. Oneshot. Please ignore obvious mistake at the end kthx.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Twelve Days of Chaos by Heart of Spellz reviews
Remus would like it known, documented, and carved in stone that there is not one single thing Sirius sent him which he asked for. Not one! Though, that one thing would probably come in handy…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remusmares by twilightslittleangel reviews
Tonks falls asleep in Remus' chair and has some pretty strange dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Got any Grapes? by Wannabe Viking reviews
Random Parodies of songs and videos. Be prepared for complete randomness.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Telling Lily by oceanangel592 reviews
Lily interrogates James as to where the hell he has been every full moon for four months, he can't tell, so Remus does. an insight of when Remus tells Lily he is a Werewolf
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Awkward Moments by LunaShadowWolf13 reviews
Awkward moments in the world of How To Train Your Dragon! Read and contribute your own! -That awkward moment when you're talking about killing dragons when a bunch of dragons are around you.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Calling by Samantha Spanner reviews
Hiccup tries to figure out one of Toothless's stranger habits. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Friend or Prey? by Black Raider reviews
After a spell transports Toothless to a land of only animals, he must befriend what he would eat in order to return home. But danger is lurking behind every corner. Will Toothless get home? Or will his predator instincts get in the way?
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Shifu, Toothless - Complete
Remus's birthday by scarletnight72 reviews
Remus is forced to endure James and Sirius jumping out of a cake in nothing but neon pink, leopard print speedos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon: Hiccup's Fate by Dark Guymelef reviews
It's been 2 years since the war ended. In Hiccup's opinion, things couldn't be getting much better. However, when strangers arrive on the island of Berk, Hiccup and his friends begin an adventure that will decide the fate of the whole world. Epilogue up!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,298 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Dragons, Vikings, and Drabbles by Victoria62015 reviews
A series of one-shots to go with How to be a Pirate Meets the Movie. Most recent:Hiccups. That's right folks, you guessed it here: Hiccup, classically, has got a bad case of the hiccups.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Hiccup
Babies, brothers and growing hearts by Sisse91 reviews
James is about to be a big brother again, and is quite a bit confused. Luckily Teddy's there to guide him. Long family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Build to Last by BookOfXcentric reviews
It's visitation day and everyone's parents have come to Hogwarts. The Marauders are in charge of dinner entertainment. Bad idea! They put up a muggle play. Contains Profound Swearing, mild SB/RL. Bad Sum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders Year 2 by Fallen Crest reviews
The Marauders are back for year 2 with new troubles, pranks, secrets, and discovering secrets. With the war becoming more known throughout the wizardry world, the Marauders try to learn more about the infamous Voldemort, while dealing with family problems
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,519 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders - Complete
You're Still You by chibi blue mouse reviews
A Lily-finds-out-Remus-is-a-werewolf-and-her-response-to-it fic. James/Lily pairing. Lily/Remus friendship. Rated K for Sirius's mouth and Lily's temper. One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Homework Help by frankiefirstyear reviews
Remus attempts to help Sirius with his homework.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Injustice by frankiefirstyear reviews
Sirius starts to sing, Remus gets annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Talk by Phosphorescent reviews
Every father has to give his daughter's new boyfriend the "you make her cry, I'll make you cry" talk whilst casually polishing his wand and mentioning his Auror contacts; Ron has never been exactly the traditional sort, though…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ron W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A User's Guide to FENRIR GREYBACK by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a FENRIR GREYBACK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free plushie. Unecht series part 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
What really happened in the carriage by defectiveturretscousin reviews
When Remus is caught head banging and playing air guitar in the compartment. Then someone surprising joins in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Oh Ron by ThePrankPulledByTheTwins reviews
Ron get scared by a little spider R/Hr ONESHOT. PLEASE REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Customer Service by AdventureTimeLover reviews
My first story Remus hates his job and Sirius comes to take him away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Hurts by Sushi Giello reviews
Rei and Shiro had been a major thing... until he died. Now she is alone and looking for a way out. But then something shocking happens that turns her whole image upside down. Will she ever be the same?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011
Labor Pains by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
Lily goes into Labor - James is nervous, Sirius is obnoxious and Remus is trying to control the situation. Oh, and Lily is mad. Join them as they slowly drive the Hospital insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Battle by M3535 reviews
Sirius and Remus do a song lyric battle - not rap - and disgust James and Peter along the way. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Different Side of Me by Masks and Teapots reviews
Lily Evans is on to Remus's secret. He refuses to tell her he's a werewolf, but she's bound to find out one day. What happens when she does? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Proposal by ilovejasperpotter reviews
So this is a story on Lily and James. Not what you think. James is telling his friends about it. Marauder's Era. Dont own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by intotheyellowwoods reviews
Involving Lily, James, being bored and a bag of Muggle Skittles. Fluffy and humorous one-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid and the sentence involving the title... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Persistent Bug by punkinpyez reviews
One of the few things Remus is terrified of are bugs. It's unfortunate for Sirius one should show up on a cold day when all he wants to do is sleep. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Panic by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Hermione wants to give Ron the perfect muggle gift for his birthday. He doesn't really react how she thought he was going to...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Cleaning by LittlePlumTree reviews
The dorm is a mess, and Remus has had it up to here. What happens when he puts his foot down and orders a spring clean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Misplaced by LittlePlumTree reviews
When the Marauder's Map goes missing, the boys set out to find it. Peter is hungry as usual, James has an unsuccessful conversation with Lily, and Remus and Sirius make the most of a deserted secret passageway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The HashSlinging Slasher by Horus.Potter reviews
You've never heard the story of The Hash-Slinging Slasher? - on a dark and stormy night the twins decide to tell a scary story. Idea from the Spongebob episode "Graveyard Shift". No real pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus and His Love Potion by Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel reviews
Remus thinks that he really is at a lost when it comes to dating. So he consults Madam Rue for help and give hims a love potion. What can possibly go wrong, right? Crazy things happen which leds Remus to kiss someone by accident.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Every Dog Has It's Day by do-U-know-where-your-towel-is reviews
Remus hears an explosion from the other side of the train. Two disheveled kids run into his compartment. Life would never be the same again. The Marauder's first year at Hogwarts. J/L , and maybe R/S if I feel like it. Reviews make me happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just an Average Day in the Library by Ecclestein reviews
It's just an average day for Remus in the library. Until Sirius shows up with "urgent" news, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Necessary Detention by Ecclestein reviews
Remus Lupin has detention. But he has a good reason! Too bad that reason involves Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Furry Little Problem by Jillie chan reviews
"James called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Opposite Day by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Oi, Potter! You. Me. A date. This Saturday," Lily said, her voice over-confident. "Um . . . what?" In which Lily Evans is cocky and over-confident, James Potter won't date her and Peter is Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Children Who Lived by LizziePotter123 reviews
What if Harry Potter wasn't the only child who lived...what if he had a twin? Here, Harry and his younger twin sister grow up to cause mayhem at Hogwarts...awful at summaries, this promises lots of laughter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., OC
Ron's Gone Bonkers! by saturnspell reviews
Ron's decided to clean up the flat for some reason hint, hint and Harry's been drafted to help. Light, fluffy and hopefully a bit funny. Two more chapters added to finish it up. Leads to the proposal. Well just read it. Very fluffy..Ron/Hermione, Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Driving Lessons by x Shut Up And S m i l e reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black attempt to get their driver's licenses. Oh dear. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rocky Relationship by MinervaEvenstar reviews
During a Marauder luncheon, Sirius and Remus banter with so many rock-related puns it makes James and Peter want to 'stone' them to death. Oneshot including SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Harry James Potter by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
Lily and James have trouble deciding what to name their newborn son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tangled: Mixed Version Parody by Otaku Takeshi reviews
As in 'mixed', I mean mixed with randomness, craziness, and humor..ness. This is a parody of the Disney movie, remade all over again! From stuck in a tower, to a happy ending! So, See The Lights and hopefully laugh your heart out! Please don't spill any.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Liquid Luck by Musings of a Writer reviews
Ron gets addicted to Felix Felicis and Hermione has to find a way to set her husband straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost in Translation by overtlycovert reviews
"Look Hermione, it's a welkin!" "A what?" "You know, a welkin." - sometimes arguments can end in the most unexpected of ways. Set in HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossword Puzzles by Asking Me Where My Love Grows reviews
Ron asks Hermione to marry him via crossword puzzle. Romione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
FB Beauty and the Beast by angel-with-a-phaser reviews
Summary of Beauty and the Beast, in Facebook newsfeed form.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Pink by Our Guild reviews
Someone thinks it's about time Hermione got Ron back for his teasing. Not a romance. Contains an OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hermione Gives Birth by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
Ron and Harry find Hermione on the sofa, about to go into labour. Two unexperienced men, helping a woman give birth... R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Wizarding Royalty by Ninja C reviews
If Weasley is Our King, what does that make the rest of his family? Ron/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What? Babies? by Jenn222 reviews
"Wha... babies?" "You know a small bundle of joy built from the combination of two peoples DNA." Lily replied with a small smile. A one-shot about how Harry was named Harry James Potter and how James found out Lily was pregnant. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Truths by Amy227 reviews
James, Sirius and Peter find out that Remus is a werewolf and confront him about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Bet by Ravenclaw's Diadem reviews
What happens when James bets to Sirius that he can win Lily over in the next month? 275 reads in 24 hours! Read and Review! I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Creation of the Messrs by obliviatethesilence reviews
Remus, Sirius, Peter, and James are in the library contemplating what animals they'd like to learn to transform into and exactly what code names they'd like to dub themselves with. It is the beginning of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Spider! by xBrokenRecordx reviews
While taking a shower, Ron comes across a spider. Who you gonna call? Why, none other than Hermione. I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Eats a Cookie by nony0mous reviews
STOP THE PRESSES! The famous Harry Potter is eating a cookie! Read this story to find out about all the gooey details!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry & Draco In One Page Or Less by Persephoneslove reviews
All seven books compacted into short sentences from H&D POV. Spoilers. One Shot. Yadda, yadda, yadda. #2 in series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Weasley Good Deed by lucawindmover reviews
On a nice summer day, Fred and George decide they need to do their little brother a favor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Even Close by Blipity Boo reviews
Ruffnut is tired of everyone saying that Tuffnut is the most annoying twin, so she tries to beat him the only way she knows how. Getting extremely drunk! For what could beat a drunk Ruffnut! I had to redo this because of spelling. Rated T to be safe.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ruffnut, Tuffnut
A Weasley Wedding by pseudowriter reviews
Ron and Hermione are about to get married today. I know, it's done a thousand times! So why is my story any different? You have to read it to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fall for you by tiff0795 reviews
A story for httydluver13. Song is Fall for you by Secondhand Serenade. Astrid and Hiccup have been fighting and Astrid is ready to end it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A Bloody Meeting by Kilt reviews
Hermione and Ron are adults and live in a flat. Suddenly something unpredictable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter Wants A Lollipop by unlockingsanity reviews
You'll be in stitches as in Harry's attempt to get a lolly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione can't cook by Evisawesome reviews
Hermione and Ron's new marriage is troubled by one small fact: Hermione is a terrible cook. Luckily for her, Ron has an idea. Cannon one-shot, slightly fluffy. Also on my figment account
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pep Talk by R3aper reviews
Hiccup is told he is marrying Astrid and can't sleep over it. Toothless decides to give him a little pep talk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Truth Or Dare by SJAandDWfan reviews
Hermione teaches Ginny, Lavender and Parvati 'Truth or Dare', a muggle game. But she starts to have second thoughts on account of a well-aimed dare from Ginny. AU story set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Cursed by Backroads reviews
Gobber tries to convince Hiccup something always happens to Berk's blacksmiths.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hiccup, Gobber - Complete
Shrek the Third: Artie's Story by Falco aesalon reviews
Now we get to know what goes through Artie's head. And a little AU thrown in starting at chapter 11 to keep it interesting. Rating for mild, not-too-graphic violence in later chapters.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Artie - Complete
The Perfect Match by Dan1007 reviews
No, i'm not talking about love! i'm talking about pets! please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
For i am nightfury by Ancient scripture reviews
A simple poem for the first bit of the movie, i do plan on adding onto it
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
You're Not My Son by RomansRoad reviews
Stoick left Hiccup lying on the stone, with only four words thrown back over his shoulder, "You're not my son." One-shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
The Miracle Of Life by XxXKatieLouXxX reviews
Ron and Hermione are married and yes Hermione's pregnant. Find out what happens during the births of both their children and afterwards too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
He's Not Fat, He's Just DoubleStuffed by 123342e354rtqertqgasgafg reviews
We all watched it happen, but we just couldn't prevent it. Ron, you've let yourself go... A small ficlet just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
One Family, Two Turkeys, and a New Flower by allred12 reviews
A comical take on Rose's birth, which happens to occur on a rather ridiculous Weasley celebration of an American holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Royal Proposal by brittnw15 reviews
What happens when Artie has to ask his best friend to do something...well odd? Will there be drama, embarassment, laughs, and fights? You bet! ArtieXGuin
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Artie
Luuurve Potion by Sasparilla123 reviews
Because everyone has to write at least one. A little drabble about what can go wrong with Amortentia. Heh, heh. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Drawings in the Dirt by merrygould reviews
Written in the earth, they allowed their questions and pleas for help to be washed away by rain and thunder, only to see their scars when the clouds withdrew.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Perfectionist by merrygould reviews
There's always something you have to fix, isn't there?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
No News by fuzzyalligator reviews
Ron waits impatiently at St. Mungo's
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To Pigfarts by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fireworks by Luna-ofTHE-MOON reviews
Fluffy.Very Fluffy. Hermione takes Ron out for a Muggle field trip day.Will Ron ever get to try popcorn? Will he find out what Wallabies are? Find out...Simple Fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Brownies, Dragon Peas and Fairylights by Luna-ofTHE-MOON reviews
Ron goes midnight snacking but Hermione catches him. Ron tries to be suave but we all know that isn't going to work. What will happen? Rated T to be safe. Set 3 years after the Great Horcrux Hunt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Nameless by merrygould reviews
They say a person's name defines their personality. -EDITED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Acne, Oh My! by The-Shepherd's-Daughter reviews
We all know that Rapunzel has an absolutely flawless complexion. So what might happen if a pimple dares to blemish her perfect face? Just a fluffy one-shot I dreamed up... *Post-movie*
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations by ScaryElwes reviews
A skit written for a project in my math class. Got an A . Enjoy the mathematical hilarity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Spring Fever by MrsTater reviews
Spring is in the air, and as Rapunzel takes her first deep breaths of it outside stone walls, Eugene finds himself allergic to more than just pollen.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Iphones by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
Hermione is at home using her new I-phone. Ron comes home and Hermione teaches him about the new muggle product in her palm. RXH RonXHermion T to be safe. Very short!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Taming a Heart: Change of Ages by Norwesterner reviews
As Hiccup and Astrid grow their family amid challenges, the world around them, and their future, seem no longer as sure as they once did. A sequel to 'How to Tame a Heart' and the second novel in the 'Taming a Heart' trilogy. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,386 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless - Complete
Pick Me Up by fittlelucker reviews
"Are you a thief? Because you've surely stolen my heart."
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Suprise Blondie by Mockingjaybird reviews
Rapunzel has a suprise for Eugene. If only she could find her paintbrush! This is a one-shot between Rapunzel and Eugene and the missing paintbrush! sorry if the summary sucks
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Bunny panties and weasleys by hogwartsRULEZ reviews
I think you get it from the title, but in case you didn't ron uses a spell to shoot up hermione's robes and she accidentally flashes her knickers to everybody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ronald's Genuphobia by Cabin3Demigod reviews
Ron's funny phobia. "Hermione! Why are you wearing that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Cold by Rosebud5 reviews
Eugene Fitzhurbert has come down with a cold. But not just any cold. This is the dreaded Man Cold that makes the strongest men whiny, pathetic babies. How will Rapunzel deal with her new hubby's moaning and groaning and, mainly, pathetic whining? One-shot
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
How to make your Girlfriend Jealous by Saphirabrightscale reviews
Hiccup was watching a Terrible Terror for a "girl" what happens when Astrid hears this and what will she do to this "girl"?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Bluetech reviews
The Blu Bird Sanctuary is the new home of the last two Spix's Macaws on Earth. As the female recovers from a wing injury, she will soon face an even greater obstacle: Convincing her mate to do what he was brought to Rio for in the first place...
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Labors of Love by hermionemellark reviews
A very hormonal Hermione is pregnant with Rose. AUish because Hugo is the first child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Swimming by Shimy reviews
When Astrid had come looking for him earlier that day, Hiccup definitely had no idea he was going to end up on the beach...One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Aerial Dance by Shade105 reviews
A majestic dance of courtship and love is set in between Blu and Jewel. Wonderful and descriptive snippit!
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Friend Me on MyFace by one.twilight.sun reviews
Ron always knew this day would come. The day he needed to face that all-powerful enemy: The 21st Century. PURE FLUFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Deadly Secrets by Qille reviews
Pedro has a secret: he can't swim. He didn't know how much this would affect his life, and he didn't know it would endanger the life of his best friend, Nico. Rated T for blood and because I'm paranoid.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Nico, Pedro - Complete
The Art of Cooking by YappiChick reviews
Showing off his smolder and escaping the Royal Guard may come naturally for Eugene, but the same cannot be said about cooking. Rapunzel/Eugene, Post Movie, Major Fluff
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Homesick by Katie the cat reviews
Ok.I'm a bird nerd and I saw Nico was a canary, native to Afica, so my mind screamed at me to write this. The ending is a bit rushed. Tell me if yo wat me to add more! Oneshot/drabble
Rio - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Nico, Pedro
Asking her by GarvinMark reviews
One of the many different takes on how the whole 'years and years of asking and asking and asking' plays out... :D I hope you enjoy it! :D
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Dangers of Apparating on an Empty Stomach by nahuala reviews
Ron falls in love with quesadillas. Disaster and hilarity ensue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
FiddleSticks by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
What is that thing, anyways?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
A Case of the Hiccups by MissAnimation reviews
A series of oneshots about or revolving around Hiccup. Everyone is bound to get the Hiccups once in their life. Hiccup/Astrid. Formerly 'You Like Him'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Real In Rio by BlooDST4R reviews
Its about Rio. Its about birds. Its about BluxJewel.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Guilt by merrygould reviews
He felt none of it. -pre-movie-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Toothless - Complete
Furry Little Problem by GreenQueen615 reviews
Why on earth would James call it something like that? Well, it was better than the other options.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
From the Heart by Fuuga Kumi reviews
Contains movie spoilers. It's their first year anniversary and a certain thief is running late.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Someones got a case of the Hiccups by Wannabe Viking reviews
Hiccup finds himself in a strange world where he meets three girls. Can they get him home or will something completely different happen? Contains OCs. Rated K plus for mild cursing. Comfort in later chapters and sort of funny A/Ns
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Reason to Plot a Murder by whispered touches reviews
Early one morning, Ron and Hermione have a heated but hushed discussion over Ginny's sleeping arrangements. It does not go quite as planned... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hic! by Silverbellsb reviews
Rapunzel has been inflicted with the most annoying discomfort in life - hiccups! And how the heck is Flynn supposed to cure her when she can't stand on her head for less than three seconds?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Eugene Tries To Bake by Alan Jovel reviews
My first oneshot! It's really random! Eugene tries to bake to surprise Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Mending old mistakes by Lectura35 reviews
Ron and Hermione, an old teddy bear, and everything they refuse to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Daddy Material by Ryura Ryrin reviews
Rapunzel has a surprise for Flynn but she's just wondering how he'll take it. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Spiders and Canary Creams by SillyFairyGirl reviews
How those love/hate relationships handle Valentines Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Haircut by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Rapunzel's never had a haircut before. But as her hair grows out, the king, queen, and Eugene all decide she needs one. What will happen? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rapunzel - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel and Eugene dance in the rain. Very fluffy one-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Hermione's Special Bookmark by Bright Eyed Soul Sister reviews
Hermione, Ron, Harry and Ginny meet at a football game as little kids. Some Hr/R H/G puppy love. Kind of. TEAM CHARLIE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ah, L'Amour by rurouni007 reviews
I'm going to make tomorrow the best day of her life. I just have to get everything ready... Yikes. Yes, it's a proposal story, it's fluff with innuendo and some mild swearing.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Numbers by amtserg reviews
A series of 100-word fluffy one-shots based on numbers. Chapter 50 is up!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
The Cloak by TimeHappens reviews
A scene in GoF. From A Very Potter Musical. Just put it into writing. All rights go to Starkid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
150 Things I am Not allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Slytherclaw-girl17 reviews
Hogwarts's favorite list, composed into stories everybody will enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009
Magic Knickers by Pinky Brown reviews
Ron Weasley, the night before Valentine’s Day, in a lingerie department. What more do you need? This story was Runner-up in both the "Best One Shot" and "Best AU Fic" categories at the 2009 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Northumbrian reviews
Ron is about to ask Hermione a question. No, not "a" question, "the" question. A little bit of fluff for Valentines Day
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dirt by Yunagirlamy reviews
100 theme challenge. If ever her mother found out… The child was four-years-old and a Daddy's Girl. She wouldn't tell on him… would she?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Checkmate by pamplemousse07 reviews
Eugene and Rapunzel play a game of chess and Eugene is slightly... overconfident that he will win.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Breathe by Yunagirlamy reviews
100 theme challenge. But as he stood next to Rapunzel, hearing her curse his name and squeezing the life out of him, he began to doubt that hormones were to blame.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
From Dragons to Magic by Forgotten Toaster reviews
Two Viking teens have gotten themselves lost in the Wizarding World. How are they going to get home? More importantly, how are they going to deal with school? HTTYDxHPGoF
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010
Having A Cold by frangipani blossom reviews
Rapunzel is having her first cold. Funny One-Shot that came to my mind.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Soon: Rewritten by babysayitisn'tso reviews
AU: What if James's death was just a ploy to destroy Voldemort. What if James isn't dead...just waiting. I rewrote some of this and did a bit of grammar error, so it is bit different then SOON the original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Are you Sirius? by melody106 reviews
A tribute to Sirius/serious jokes. NO ACTUAL SLASH. Just lots of confusion and puns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rap Battle by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
Hiccup verses Snotlout! Who will Prevail? Full of terrible White-girl rap! One-shot!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
The Grim by I 4 2 write reviews
Sirius has the perfect prank idea for Hallowen.One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Tangled: With a More Modern Twist by Mrs. Naara reviews
What if Tangled took place in more of the "real" world? COMPLETE
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Glasses by lovemusicfics reviews
Hermione needs glasses and she is not too happy about it. Ron is there to help her see that they aren't a bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ticklish by pamplemousse07 reviews
Rapunzel has never been tickled before... How will Eugene explain what it's like to be tickled?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Nuance by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
After months and months of enduring it, Eugene decided that enough was enough.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Not a Piece of Cake by twinley reviews
Missing Moment. "But today also provided another distraction for the Weasley family, it was Harry's birthday. Mrs. Weasley put Hermione and Ginny on cake-making duty, and sent the boys out to distract Harry with a game of Quidditch." With r/hr fluff too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Humpty Dumpty by random4ever reviews
A really-short fic about our puppies and an egg. All dialogue, no slash. Reviews are loved. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Head Meet Sink by destination-central-perk reviews
It is never a good thing when the water stops when your in the middle of taking a shower. Or is it? R/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
My Father's Dragon by Sakis Scion reviews
It's allot to live up to, my father's shoes and it isn't really easy...especially when I lost his dragon. Oh boy, I am so grounded for life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Toothless
Appreciate by norahmaye2010 reviews
Hermione's become sick and it's up to Ron to make her better. Just a one-shot I came up with because I'm sick, and I think this is exactly what Ron would do for his Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love the Beauty Within by CLAMP Full Metal Heart reviews
A cursed princess, a dreamy Viking clan heir, and the enchanted servants try to bring those two together. How can one love a Dragon? Even if he did befriend one? Beauty and the Beast. Slight AU. Rewrite currently underway, newly titled Emerald.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Ron and Hermione Moments by HermioneRon13 reviews
A look at Ron and Hermione over the years. All the moments between them! I like to think of this fic as a "Ron and Hermione A Hogwarts their History" R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Here Comes the Smolder by Lady Greenbrier reviews
A story of how the famous smolder we all know and love came to be.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
What Is In A Name? by Leon Woon reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's name, purposefully odd as it is, is meant to be troll-proof, according to Berk's folklore. The only thing he can't get is why a certain Astrid Hofferson was named as such. Maybe it was time he found out? Astrid x Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Wrong Way by Cassieopeia reviews
Ron is proposing to Hermione. But when have they ever done anything the right way? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Snow In a Bottle by Reading Disorder reviews
Snow globes? Caroling? Mistletoes? Christmas with Rapunzel and Eugene is never dull. Christmas one-shot. Flynn/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Arachnophobia by Angel BL-chan reviews
Rapunzel sees a spider, and Flynn is to the rescue! VERY short one-shot. RxF fluff. First completed fic, please don't flame.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee by magic.is.out.there reviews
this is a pretty random story about Ron getting a ginger goatee and gets unbelievable power, can Ginny, Harry and Kneebo Specly save the wizarding world from Ron's ginger wrath? features hermione, ginny, harry and a very sinister gremlin. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Confession by jessoyouknow reviews
So Rapunzel's been trying to figure out how to tell Eugene about it. And after several weeks, this is how it went.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
His Voice by Pricat reviews
Artie finds a strange boy his age in the forest injured but while helping him, an unlikely relationship begins...
Crossover - Shrek & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artie, Hiccup
Cupcakes and all by SeriCereal reviews
Ron and Ginny want to learn how to make cupcakes the muggle way, so they ask Harry and Hermione. Harry and Ginny end up leaving when they begin to feel like they were intruding. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Persuasion by light-song reviews
A series of failed proposals. "You know, Blondie, I feel you'd like it better if the horse asked you to marry him" Flynn/Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Whipped Cream by Montreal's Song reviews
Ron attempts to make Hermione an ice cream sundae. Pure fluff! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Arthur's Tale by MildlyInsane reviews
Alternate tale of Arthur Pendragon's involvement in Shrek 3. A bit in the beginning is similar to how it happened in the movie, but the rest is quite different. How will Arthur and Shrek overthrow King Charming and restore Far Far Away?
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Artie, Shrek
I Bloody Well Know How To Skate! by Lucretia-Caseyandra reviews
Yes,yes a one-shot. Hermione, married for a year to Ron,decided to take him on a muggle holiday excursion for their anniversary. Many things surprise Ron, but none as much as skating! Christmas-y! Written by Caseyandra!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Muggle Adventures of Padfoot and Prongs by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
James and Sirius are let loose in a muggle shopping centre without a supervisor... what could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cupcake? by Center of the Galaxy reviews
While wandering around the festival in the kingdom, Flynn finds out Rapunzel has never had a cupcake. But why does he care about that? And why does the fact that she'll return to her tower make him mad? Flynn/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
No, Wait, What? by Radical.2 reviews
"Why didn't you just use your wand?" Hermione asked him breathlessly. "And how did a Red Vine just save my life?" Ron turned around and faced something else with a strange expression on his face. He said, "Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Are You Okay? by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Being practically the magical daughter of the sun, Rapunzel had never gotten sick. So, naturally she's curious when Eugene gets sick. Fluffy oneshot. FlynnxRapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Breakfast in Bed by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel and Pascal rise at the ungodly hour of 3:37 am to cook breakfast.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
A Dragon is still a Dragon by Forgotten Toaster reviews
Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
A Magnificent Top Hat by theladycirce reviews
Harry and Hermione learn about the fiasco that was Frost the Snowman. Oneshot. AU Christmas fic. Set in either 5th or 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The House Spider by Superman Skank reviews
Hermione saves Ron in his time of need.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Cars A horses Side by LightningandDoc121 reviews
Join Lightning, Doc and the others on the adventure of a lifetime. So grab onto the reins in this horse filled adventure!
Cars - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Lightning - Complete
That Time Of The Month! by juicebox-chan reviews
Hogwarts is in confusion as some strange gossip begins to spread about Remus Lupin...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Blondie by redbeanmochi reviews
Rapunzel will never see her blond hair ever again. Or will she? Oneshot! Horrible summary, I know. The story's much better, I promise. Rates and reviews make a happy author :
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Paint on the Walls by best with breadsticks reviews
Oneshot: There really is only one person who could ever capture his nose in an illustration just right.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Bloody Muggle Movies by AccioAbby reviews
Hermione Weasley sat home alone one night, watching a Muggle horror movie. With a mind like hers, nothing can go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Healing by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A continuation of one of my oneshots from Our Life in Berk. Astrid survived her fall, and Hiccup wants to help her heal. Hicrid fluff
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Birthday Gift by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Flynn is determined to give Rapunzel the best birthday gift she'd ever receive. Set after the movie. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Thinking by Bella1893 reviews
Flynn Rider? Thinking? C'est impossible!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Popping The Question by Eralk Fang reviews
Proposing to Flynn doesn't take the first time. Set after the film.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Of Mathematicians and Lizards by A. Kingsleigh reviews
Left alone in her tower with only a dreary book for company, six-year-old Rapunzel makes an astonishing discovery. Oneshot about how Rapunzel and Pascal the Chameleon first met.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
That One Thing by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. Flynn has a little talk with the king, man to man. Hinted Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Flynn R., The King - Complete
How to Train Humans by Zira the Red Dragon reviews
Hiccup is a clumsy boy. Shelen is a rebelious girl. Neither were friends, until one day they discover wounded Night Furies. After helping the Furies they discover a possible friendship. My version of movie. HiccupxOC ToothlessxOC Rated T to be safe.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Outnumbered by Jenna822 reviews
*One Shot* Babysitting: Hermione and Ron vs. Teddy, Molly, Victoire, Dominique and Fred – Who's your Galleon on? Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of Oneshots and Music by W3R-SiN reviews
Inside you will find many things. Emotion, Music, Strength. A plethora of words and statements. Come Read, and Enjoy
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010
The Lost Boy by Crazy-Chemist1 reviews
Six years ago Hiccup slew the Red Death from the back of a Night Fury… And then vanished into the night, mortally wounded. For six years he has been lost and presumed dead. Now circumstances are forcing him to return to a place he no longer calls home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hiccup
Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else by Backroads reviews
Arranged marriages are common occurrences in Berk. Does that mean it's a good idea to pair up Ruffnut and Fishlegs?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,333 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ruffnut, Fishlegs I. - Complete
You're Mad by LuxaLucifer reviews
Four kids. One closet. Possibly some toilet water. Say goodbye to sanity, friends, becuase you're talking to the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: The Years After by toothlessfan reviews
The years after the movie. What happens with Hiccup's leg? Will he and Astrid get together? What happens when visitors come to the island? HiccupxAstrid SPOILERS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
How to Train Your Drabbles by MidoriEyes reviews
A series of drabbles dedicated to the HTTYD characters. Contains action, romance, humor, fluff, and a few quirky bits here and there. Enjoy!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Heroes by Bluewater7 reviews
After the Battle at the Ministry, Ginny decides to try and help Harry get out of his depression with Sirius's death, but things don't turn out completely as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
To Wait A Lifetime by Vaoni reviews
Oneshot Hiccup was never considered normal. Until his last days, his bond with Toothless remained unique and strange to both humans and dragons. Hiccup/Astrid. Hiccup/friendhip/Toothless
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Cure For James by Rabbit Pie reviews
James has been cooped up in the library for days, and Sirius finds the subsequent cancellation of quidditch practice to be unacceptable. Remus and Peter to the rescue! Or, perhaps, ridicule.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
How to Run an Amazing Race by TolkienNerd4832 reviews
Come one! Come all for the chance to run the Amazing Race through many fandoms with your favorite How To Train Your Dragon Character!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010
Bruised Love by Calico reviews
Hiccup shows off his latest battle wound.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
How to Be a Pirate meets the Movie by Victoria62015 reviews
Summary inside. Better than it sounds, I promise. First fic so please read and give me advice, I would appreciate it. I just altered the second book so it fit the movie, plus made it more humerous and more entertaining. Rated T for no good reason...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,953 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
This is My Idea by Astrid Elphaba Lovegood reviews
Hiccup had always liked Astrid but there was no way he would be prepared for this!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Viking Idol by Maui Girl 808 reviews
Just a little Viking singing game. That's all. Btw some of my stories are put on hold due to writers block. All the inspiration I get now comes only in the form of HTTYD Sorry...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
Like Father, Like Son by UndiscoveredTalentHere reviews
Hiccup has everything he could ask for, his wife, his dragons, and his home a changed world since the dragons have been tamed a little while ago. Now, with such an ideal life, his world is shaken when he begins to understand more about his son. GOOD STORY
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
No Ordinary Viking by Red the Ordinary reviews
It's a mess - an arranged marriage goes wrong, and those not even involved are left to work things out. The one child who was never supposed to be born ends up changing hard, Viking hearts forever. Working title - open to suggestions. :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2010
What does this make you think of? by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"I'm going to say something and you have to say the first thing that makes you think of, got it?" / "What kind of game is that?" / "Just, humor me." / James/Lily. All dialougue. Some Sirius and Alice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
This is Berk:How to Train Your Dragon Drabbles etc by Astrid Elphaba Lovegood reviews
"It snows nine months out of the year and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are ever more so." Product of boredom. Me pretending to be a writer. Not really complete. Most likely more to come.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
How to Train Your Viking Girlfriend by Dr. Weymin reviews
Hiccup is in trouble when Ruffnut falls seriously in love, and convinces him that Astrid is not for real. Astrid herself gets together with Tuffnut, and both twins are feeling pretty good. Meanwhile Hiccup finds dragons with mysterious deep wounds.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hiccup, Ruffnut
You're Under Arrest, You Vile Criminal! by ilfreitas reviews
Remus was reading in his living room/bedroom/kitchen when two Aurors walked in and arrested him after he said he didn't have tea. What's goign on? SiriusxRemus fluffly One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
THE BEST DAMN STORY EVER by UndiscoveredTalentHere reviews
This is a stupid spoof I made. It is very funny, but NOT SERIOUS. It is a comedy, set in time when Hiccup is 16, and he and Astrid's relationship has grown...abusive. VERY DUMB AND FUNNY HUMOR! Do not read if you are under 14! MATURE! Rated...T for teen!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
How to Charm Your Dragon by Astrid Elphaba Lovegood reviews
There was something special about Hiccup that made him able to train Toothless. What if that something special was being able to play the violin?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Sticks & Stones by Astrid Elphaba Lovegood reviews
Now that Hiccup can speak Dragonese, Toothless has something very important to tell him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Superstitions of a blushing bride by Faithful Wheezy reviews
Hermione Granger has earned a reputation for being logical—which contradicts her secret habit for superstition. So, she doesn't feel safe marrying without something old, new, borrowed, and blue, but she's only got an hour until her wedding to find them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
15 Reasons Why Ron or Hermione Are Prats by Miriflowers reviews
This story is so named, because 30 was simply too much. And Ginny and Harry were feeling merciful. Note: This is a PARODY of lists. R/Hr, H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Telling Lily by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Remus tells Lily he's a werewolf. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Tame a Heart by Norwesterner reviews
Having learned how to train dragons, a slightly older Hiccup now confronts something even more difficult — the mysteries of understanding the heart and soul, both human and dragon. The opening novel of the 'Taming a Heart' trilogy based on the first 'How to Train Your Dragon' film. Complete, with a new preface as of 29 August 2014.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,400 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless - Complete
Deathwhisper Island by ToothlessFuture reviews
Hiccup goes for a mission to retrieve vitally important herbs from the infamous Deathwhisper Island. What happens when everything goes wrong? Rated T for violence. Might include death of a character.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Best Birthday Ever by Oogi reviews
Astrid is turning 16 soon, and finally becoming of age. Hiccup plans a romantic proposal on an uncharted island, and is taking the rest of the gang along. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? REVIEWS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! I UPDATED! WHOOP WHOOP!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Hogwarts' Hidden Swimming Pool by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
Fred and George have a plot to get Ron and Hermione together, but it may have some unexpected consequences. "'Let's just say it involves swimming pools, and bikinis.' 'I like the way you think, Fred.'"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How to Annoy Voldemort by RedHal reviews
Ron and Hermione are kidnapped and they decide to show Voldemort that Harry isn't the only thorn in his side. Major RXHer with a little HXG at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear of Heights by Dawnstar08 reviews
Stoick has one fear - he's terrified of heights. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
How to Retrain a Viking by Calico reviews
Alternate Ending: Hiccup's injuries were worse than anyone imagined, and he's woken to a strange world with many questions: why is there a dragon in his house, what happened to his leg, and, most importantly, why is Astrid talking to him?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Midnight Munchies by Nooguy reviews
We all know Toothless is a fish loving dragon. What happens when he gets a case of the midnight munchies? Meh okay summary but just a quickie I typed up, enjoy
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Toothless - Complete
Secret by WorriedShoes014 reviews
Hermione tries to surprise Ron, but he kills the mood with his questions. A Hr/R One-shot. Post-DH. Rated T for mentions of sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Operation Kinky Kitty by BuzzCat reviews
Maraudering era. One-shot. Sirius gets bored, and James gets in trouble. Lasers involved. Have fun! Flames welcome. I'm dying for a good one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Bathing by Eigee reviews
"Toothless no like bathing!" You heard it Hiccup. Read and review, please! :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Dragon Flight award by Rainbowpup0319 reviews
About a year later after Hiccup had shown everyone how to Train a Dragon, it was time to go back to Dragon Training. . . but not for the reason the teens think. HiccupXAstrid TuffnutXOC Rated T for language and stuff
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Coming Back Around by Kousagi7Yami reviews
Haddock Haraldson Is an ordinary kid with nothing to his name, until a trip to a certain island awakens memories hidden deep within another part of him, and a friend he didn't know he had. Better than it sounds, trust me.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Scarred For Life by SeeYouBleedingLove reviews
Ron & Hermiones children come across a video that no child should have to ever see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of Chocolate and Baby Names by Phosphorescent reviews
In which Rose Malfoy threatens her brother and discusses baby names with her husband. "Scorpius, I love you. But I'd never inflict a Pigmy Puff with that name, let alone a child." It's just a normal day in the life of the Next Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Rose W. - Complete
Stop and Stare by keep-me-posted reviews
Hiccup and Astrid have a staring contest, and he's almost positive she's been cheating. HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
While You Were Out by Freightrain reviews
What Happened between the last 2 scenes of the movie? SPOILERS! Follow Astrid as she deals with friends, Stoick, Gobber, Toothless, and her own emotions as come home with their hero, eagerly anticipating his awakening, doing what they can in the meantime.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Astrid, Toothless
A Night to Remember by Ash Ninja reviews
Astrid and Hiccup tie the knot but this marriage will be the most memorable one Berk will probably ever see. HiccupxAstrid. Slight mention of smut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Driving Lessons by TheWeaselette reviews
Ron and Hermione discuss Ron getting driving lessons. Contains Nagging!Hermione and Blackmailing!Ron. Just a short one-shot. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost and Found by ObsessiveDevil reviews
Remus gets lost in a supermarket, and is found by James and Mr. Potter. They argue over Lolly-pops. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
See You Tomorrow by MidoriEyes reviews
Berk has finally become a peaceful town now that the feud between vikings and dragons has been tamed. This story follows the challenges and adventures awaiting Hiccup and Toothless as new dangers arise, taking their friendship to soaring heights.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Necessary Adjustments by Elfpen reviews
Hiccup said he might have to tweak his prosthetic a bit. Feeling generous, Gobber decides to help him out. Unfortunately, the results have also created a strange side-effect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Gobber
Never Gonna Be Alone by LoveHate Ultimatum reviews
Four years have passed and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and Astrid Hofferson have a lot ahead of them. What happens when Hiccup asks the big question? And what kind of fiascoes could the gang get into this time? Sequel to Heartbreak Warfare.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Pride of the Dragon by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless found himself another Night Fury - a baby girl Night Fury. Hiccup, naturally, took charge of the unpredictable little beast, but they had more than her to worry about. Her origins now plunged both dragon and rider into a dangerous journey. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Heartbreak Warfare by LoveHate Ultimatum reviews
When the Island of Berk is back to its normal harmony, what happens when a new danger arises that could change the life of Hiccup and his friends? A new Night Fury arrives on the Island, and what's with the Elders pressuring Hiccup to marry? Rated T
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Arachnophobia by keep-me-posted reviews
Could it be? A mighty dragon like Toothless...afraid of spiders? HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Calm Your Lamas by crook-spanks reviews
Ron and Hermione fight. Neville counts down. Harry and Ginny bet. One-shot, please review! Rated for mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Minor Failure by marblepanda reviews
Hiccup has hiccups.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Costume Suprises by AWorldOfMagic reviews
It may be suprising but Ron acctually read a book! Though Hermione thinks both he and Harry should think of scarier costumes, afterall it is Halloween...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Married to a Stranger by Manga Girl number 6 reviews
COMPLETE. After 5 yrs of ruling Far Far Away, King Arthur is confronted with a challenge; arranging a marriage before he turns 21. Will Artie find his fiancée in time? And will he and she even get along with each other?
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Artie - Complete
High school, Vikings VS Dragons by Evil Ball of Fluff reviews
The How To Train Your Dragon gang are a bunch of foot ball loving high schoolers. Hiccup especially, but his dad never let him play or try or for the team, until now. He was finally going to get the chance to try out for the Vikings! Hiccup/toothless
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
A Proper Funeral by Kelliestar reviews
After Hiccup finds a rather disgusting surprise in Gobber's forge, he decides to show an eager Toothless what a Viking funeral is, and discovers there's more to the "funeral" than what either of them expected.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hiccup
Everything Else by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Takes place a few weeks after the movie. Astrid sees Hiccup break down, and comforts him in the dead of night. He thinks up a way to repay her. :D One-shot, read and review please!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Hidden Pain by the-ryter121 reviews
The pain is the worst at night, when the darkness presses in and all he can think about is his leg and his uselessness. Astrid helps Hiccup when he is at his lowest point.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Drabbles by Willow Tracy reviews
Its kinda a book to movie cross over. I just took moments from the book and pulled in movie characters. Enjoy the insanity. R&R
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Toothless' How to Wake Up Hiccup by Eigee reviews
Hiccup might be a newborn legend, he might be a genius at training dragons... But when it comes to waking up on weekends he's just like every other teenager... we all need our little incentives, don't we?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Ig0r reviews
There's Astrid, and then there's pregnant Astrid... Hiccup wasn't sure he had ever been this terrified before in his life. AxE oneshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Some Things Never Change by RegalFirebird reviews
Hiccup and Toothless got caught in a thunderstorm and now Hiccup is ill. But when Astrid comes to visit him, it's a whole new story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Come In From The Cold by Luki Dimension reviews
Its snowing, and Hiccup has invited some guests of the small and scaly kind, much to Stoics dismay.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
The Princess and the Pea by lucy quinn fabray reviews
Hermione once read Ron a fairy tale story from the Muggle world. He retells it with a spin. For your entertainment. Ron/Hermione and slight Harry/Ginny plus NG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Back Together by BlinkYourEyes reviews
Astrid goes through a day with Hiccup! I guess there is fluff.......idk one-shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Death by Toothbrush by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
Ron Weasley should have known better than to interrupt her while she was brushing her teeth. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Real Champions: The Crash by Norwesterner reviews
Lightning and Sally face a heartfelt challenge together after the unthinkable happens to one of them. A continuation novel of their 'Real Champions' saga. A story of love, dedication, and discovery. Complete — with a few improvements added as of 06-29-11.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 236,881 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sally, Lightning - Complete
i get real by Dr. Weymin reviews
I'm back my friend, with enough comedy and adventure for every reader. The icarly gang and spencer now find themselves in the real world. How will they react when they find out that their entire lives are a TV show on nick, and their all played by actors?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Just Nine Months by Luna-Elentari reviews
Labor is only hard work for the witch; the wizard's allowed to grin like an idiot. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Moony by apoptart reviews
“A werewolf? You think Remus is a werewolf? Remus Lupin? Our shy, sickly, kind, gentle Remus Lupin? A werewolf!” Sirius simply shot a toothy grin and nodded energetically. “My God.” MWPP, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Footing by the.amazing.platypus reviews
Ron and Hermione get caught in an awkward position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rose and Hugo A Very Weasley Beginning by anarchyartist23 reviews
Just a brief foray into the world of a very pregnant Hermione and a tired Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Something Significant by Bluewater7 reviews
As Lily's starting her first year at Hogwarts, Ginny thinks back to the day each of her and Harry's kids were born and how they chose their names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Seek Harry by keytonowhere reviews
Harry is lost. All because of a toy-broom James bought him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Vs Vending Machine by MyMusesSpeakToMe reviews
Sirius comes face-to-face with the scourge of the muggle universe, Lupin is scared, James just wants a chocolate bar. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Piercing Present by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
the trio goes alittle crazy and get peircings! T for sugested silliness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ice Skating Adventures by TygerTyger23 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione go ice skating. Oh dear. This should be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Bluewater7 reviews
After attending a ten year memorial service for those who died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry asks Ginny a question that she never had to worry about finding the answer to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Half a Slug by MissMilkMaid reviews
One night Remus, James and Peter find a never before seen horror under the bed. Christmas 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by EllieLovesToRead reviews
When both Lily and James stay behind at Hogwarts for Christmas, how close will they become?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Legend by FloNightingale reviews
On July 31, 1980 Lily Potter had three quirky doulas and one useless husband. Thank Merlin for the midwife!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crawling Creatures by Eminnis reviews
It's a semi peaceful day at the Weasley's. Hermione Weasley is taking care of her stubborn young children, Ron the Auror is working and comes home, etc. Then all changes when it happens, a spider in Ron and Hermione's room! Humor with a bit of comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
9 Months, 333 Days, 7992 Hours by MyMelo reviews
Follow Lily and James through the whole nine months of Lily's pregnancy, mood swings, cravings and weird sleeping patterns just to name a few. First ever HP fic, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When Werewolves get sick by Chalyn the redneck bitch reviews
What happens when werewolves fall under the weather? Or when Remus can't stay awake for his classes? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by 2kool4skool reviews
Ron has a hard time falling asleep the night before Rose leaves for her first year at Hogwarts. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Snowballs by glistening moon reviews
Fred, George how they cursed snowballs to hit Quirrell in the back of the head. ONE SHOT. post book 1, pre book 2
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Once and Present King by Chibi Koorine reviews
Artie has been kings for a year, only to find out that if he was to remain king, he would have to marry by his eighteenth birthday. And what's with Shrek?
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Artie
When Harry Potter Met Monty Python by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
When Aurther Weasley decides to show Harry & Ron some Muggle movies, Hermione will not be happy. ONESHOT. Spoilers for DH. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death of Siripup by mage-luna reviews
Siri-pup has died...poor Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Art of Pumpkin Carving by FieryBrunette reviews
James wants Lily to teach him how to carve a pumpkin muggle style. Unfortunately, madness begins to ensue when Sirius shows up and James battles the many stages of pumpkin carving. Dialogue one-shot. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Accio Ring! by Instead of Reality reviews
Ron has done his best to prepare himself for the most crucial moment of his life: asking Hermione to marry him. What could go wrong? One-shot. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Werewolf by Fresh Water Plimpy reviews
Remus is being dragged down by the full moon once more and this time his friends have had enough with the lies. They are determined to find out his secret and when they do, how do they react? Constructive criticism welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Your Time of the Month by Ouaysis reviews
A little one-shot about the Marauders trying to come up with a name for Remus's problem. A friend of mine actually came up with the idea, but I wrote it. Re-edited and re-posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
A Marauder's Halloween by R2-D2106 reviews
How one marauder remembers his final Halloween at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by Freack reviews
This is the story of the day Ron finds out that he is on a Chocolate Frog card, and annoys the heck out of Hermione. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Flashback, We're All Idiots by diggory53191 reviews
SEPTEMBER 7TH; UPDATED. Parody. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sent back to the Marauders Era because of a broken Time Turner. CRACK!FIC Guess who joins Snape's band? EPISODE 4
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Christmas Cards by I Call Him Fred reviews
Hermione, possessed by some freakish holiday spirit, and much to Ron's dismay, has decided that this year they will be sending out handmade Christmas cards. Handmade, as in paper and paste and glitter and ribbons and stamps and no magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
This One Time, During Spring Break by Katy-Kale reviews
Arthur has to spend his March Break in a hotel with his worst enemies, Lance and Bohort. To Artie, this seems horrible, but when some problems occur, it seems as though he may get his revenge. Extremely funny. Told in Artie's Point Of View. A Two-Shot.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Artie - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Orange and Purple Pudding by yuuuuuli reviews
Chocolate pudding isn't supposed to be orange or purple. But no one ever told Ron Weasley that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Owner's Manuel to the Artie Pendragon Product by Falco aesalon reviews
The Owner's Manuel to your very own Artie Pendragon product! I've seen people do this, but I don't think it's been done for Shrek characters.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artie - Complete
Ice Cream by Ronald-Weasley94 reviews
Hermione gives ron his first ever muggle ice cream, and he enjoys it, a little to much, Sweet little fan fic for our favourite couple :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and WHAT! by BlackHawk13 reviews
Hermione loves "Pride and Prejudice" and she wants Ron to love it, too. It takes 8 years, but he finally comes around to reading it...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by ButterlyEffect reviews
While spending christmas break at the burrow Hermione gets swimming lessons sooner than she wanted to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hermione's News by sjt1988 reviews
Ron comes home to pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. He finds out something that Hermione has mad about since this morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Telly Vision: That Pain in the Arse Box by molicious261 reviews
Why won't this effing thing stop blinking?" H/G watch while R/Hr try to set up Hermione's new TV. A fight ensues and ends with an odd discussion about Doctor Who and Spongebob. R/Hr at their best with slight H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Gift by molicious261 reviews
The story behind Ron's Christmas gift for Hermione in Ootp. Hermione and Ron have a heart-to-heart after she gets a package from her parents. R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch Notes by HeadGirl07 reviews
Hermione comes home to find a grumpy Ron at the table doing paperwork. She thinks up something to improve his day. May possibly add chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Hermione by Bardess of Avon reviews
Fluffy little oneshot. "Hell hath no fury like a woman whose birthday has been forgotten." Ron screws up and has to rectify the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Seducing James Potter by LetterRead reviews
Sirius and Remus have something to tell James, and Sirius is explaining in the only way he knows how. Just a little one-shot. MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Ron Weasley & The Super Car by The Neptunes reviews
Oneshot. Ron is left in his girlfriend's car while she goes shopping. One problem; it's no ordinary car. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unbearable Pain by JJ Rust reviews
RW/HG. Ron learns that there is a price to pay from enjoying certain Muggle desserts too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Banana Cream Pie by SweetandSpicy180 reviews
Ron can’t help but look at Hermione as she eats banana cream pie. This was just for fun nothing serious. Hope you like it. Hermione is quirky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Arachnid Riot by Bendleshnitz reviews
Blissful moment in Hermione's life interrupted by a tsunami of spiders. One more reason to hate the little beasts. First challenge from The Menagerie of Missing Moments. rated T for Ron's dirty mouth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Helping Paw by FarSideOfTheRoom reviews
When Remus tells Lily that he is a werewolf, she reacts not as well as he would have hoped. LE/RL friendship fic and songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauder's Rap by Rainey Dae reviews
I think the title is pretty self-explanitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Crystal Ball by somber-quill reviews
Ron uses another Weasley product, without knowing the real purpose of it. Ron/Hermione oneshot fanfic. Please read and review. Thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Crazy Muggle Lullabies by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Or: Why Ronald Bilius Weasley should never ever ever drink caffeine. Very brief oneshot. R/HR. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Real Champions by Norwesterner reviews
Sally and Lightning are becoming overly busy, almost torn apart, with the demands of business and success. Other, darker challenges await them as well. A true-to-the-first-movie romance novel. Complete — with little improvements as of 03 October 2013.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lightning, Sally - Complete
Surprises Aren't Always Good by Smartie6 reviews
Ron may not like surprises much anymore. Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Alphabet by WorldRuler reviews
Hesitations on the wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Map, a Prefect, and a Brand New Charm by Liv Lemon reviews
a little kidfic about how the Maurader's map could came to be. May contain spoilers to POA
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Dear Wheezy by BlackHawk13 reviews
- AFTERMATH Universe - It's Ron's birthday. 'Nuff said!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Love Somebody by Pricat reviews
Artie feels depressed on the romantic day of the year until he finds somebody and realises that they'alike and soulmates but somebody will use this to take over the kingdom but with Shrek and the others, can he stop Charming?
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
A Little Q and A by Gothicthundra reviews
Hermione and Ron play twenty questions, see where it gets them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
HalfPregnant by ErinHeartsSTR reviews
Hermione and Ron sort through the confusion of pregnancy... R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Always Read The Label by inkvoices reviews
Ron and Hermione with a chocolate orange, sometime after their first Christmas as a married couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dentist by aisuru Aki reviews
Ron is forced to go to the dentist against his will. HermionexRon One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Elvis Sodding Presley by The Steppy One reviews
Hermione is left gobsmacked after Ron proves her theories about Elvis Presley wrong. Written for my big sis Solstice Muse for her birthday last year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fashion Advice by Black-Mystique73 reviews
My first drabble. Ron attempts to give Hermione some fashion advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Another! by bookishgirl reviews
Hermione and Ron are married and have their two children Rose and Hugo. What's Ron reaction to some news from Hermione. Read A Conversation With Charlie then An Acceptance after this story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Mission Impossible by DisneyPrincess104 reviews
James, Sirius, and Remus are out after hours, an almost run in with Filch leads them to an interesting discovery. This is my first story on this site, so reviews would be greatly appreciated. I know that Mission Impossible is not a James Bond movie, sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
HowTo Books and New Wallpaper by FirstYear reviews
That night when Ronald came home from work and tripped over the coffee table on his way to the kitchen, he swore it would be the last time... he did not understand that in a way it was his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Werewolf by world peace reviews
Remus' friends discover his secret. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Ron and Hermione Carve a Pumpkin by lucy quinn fabray reviews
Who hasn't carved a pumpkin before? Seriously. Year 5. R/Hr fluff. One-shot. A 'Missing Moment'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
That Isn't Me I by Yemi Hikari reviews
Harry Potter from the movies happens across the Harry Potter books from the Muggle World, causing a discussion between Hermione, Ron and him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sticky Notes by notbettydraper reviews
Ron finds on of his dads work assignments. post-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blooming Flowers by da-angel729 reviews
Ron and Hermione are trying to create the perfect wedding. It begins with flowers. And a little help from the Weasley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Annoying Snake Song by Satsukifujin reviews
Parseltounge truly is a curse, in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Lady Adriane of Katherine reviews
Exactly how did James, Sirius and Peter discover everyones favorite werewolf's secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Magic 8 Ball by HPJNlife reviews
Ron and Hermione visit the Muggle world. There, they find a "Magic" shop. They explore. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rollercoaster Ride by gryfndrprefct347 reviews
Ron and Hermione take the family to a muggle amusement park...humility on Ron's part ensues...PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Voldemort's Dead by JAZZIES-GIRL reviews
Ron thinks that Voldemort has finally died. Why does he think so and what does Hermione's Ipod have to do with it? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Love Quiz by Sophiekins reviews
Harry takes a quiz in Hermione's magazine and get's interesting results. They're in their 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Oh the Wonders of YouTube by The Next Hermione Granger reviews
Hermione is surfing the internet one day and comes across a very... interesting video, to say the least. Really random pointless little story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts: A History Revised Edition by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione's daughter is reading Hogwarts: A History
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pumpkins by blobjelly reviews
One Halloween, Ron tries to stump Hermione with his knowledge of Pumpkins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron Jr is NOT a Girls Name! by MemberoftheSugarCoatedCrew reviews
Hermione is in her last trimester with first child, and she and Ron are discussing names for the soon-to-be-little-bundle-of-joy. Mostly dialouge, oneshot, R&R please and thank you. OH AND I LOVE ALL THE NAMES LISTED, DON'T BE OFFENDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How Do You Eat Yours? by hermionepuckle reviews
Hermione and Chocolate? Ron is oh so predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I've Got Something To Tell You, But I Can't Say It by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
In this purely fluff fic, Ron and Hermione are married, and expecting! But there's one problem. Hermione has lost her voice, and she needs to tell Ron about the pregnancy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Something Brilliant by American Wings reviews
Ron wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he’s just a bit nervous and unable to think of the best way to do it. Will Harry, Ginny, and some chocolate frogs show him how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Theory 2 by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
Ron is looking through muggle travel brocheres, and comes across a very "magical" place, then has an idea, then hermione and Harry Bring him back down to earth. not a sequal really, you can read this without knowing the first, takes place in 5th year Xmas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Theory 1 by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
Very silly, takes place in fifth year! Ron's got an idea of how to defeat Lord Voldemort, i will only say it includes a chain of love!. 200 Hits! a Sequal is up check it out at me profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The secret revealed by didimilenkova reviews
A sweet and funny fiction about Ron and Hermione. WARNING! If you proceed, you'll end up rolling on the floor with laughter! You read this story on your own responsibility
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
So Very Tired by Black Lightning Bulb reviews
Poor Hermione is having a hard time sleeping, maybe Ron has something in mind that will get her too finally shut up and go to bed... No... Not sex... perverts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lunch under the Peach Tree by chibiaddict reviews
Just a short piece of writing about Po and Shifu getting their lunch after defeating Tai Lung. Inspired by the cute little sequence after the credits. Could've been longer, but I wanted to keep it short and sweet.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Po, Shifu - Complete
Jalapeno Peppers by starlinc reviews
Hermione is sick of Ron being rude about Muggle food, so she challenges him to a bet concerning certain extremely spicy foods. . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Everything by SugarDee reviews
Ron and Hermione's wedding. Ron did something that brought Hermione to tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Goblins and the Unicorns by Buttered Noodle Toes reviews
Intriqued by what they may already know, Sirius gives Ron and Hermoine a talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What Do You Think? by Dea Avernorum reviews
Ron finds an interesting box in Hermione's basement. Easter memories and laughs occur - as well as some odd fashion sense. For Megsy's Easter Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Board Games by Emy Bellerose reviews
Somehow, Wizard's Chess and Monopoly put Hermione in Azakaban and its Ron's fault. It's a cute little story about Hermione and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kung Fu Panda: Take Or Hit Your Shot by SLRisme reviews
I just saw this movie, so I thought of this story. And yes, it's rather dorky. This takes place a few weeks after the battle with Tai Lung, and in the training room, Tigress and Po argue about the music. Yes, you know the couple. ; I said it was dorky.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Insert Title Here by DellaVie reviews
Lily finds out she's pregnant, and remembers a little bet she made with James in school...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Two more months by world peace reviews
Just a short, cute R/Hr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Years, Three Months, and Five Days by Sugarquill824 reviews
The biggest moment in Ron and Hermione's relationship. Ron wants to pop the question, but can he get over his anxiety long enough to do so? One shot. Rating for Ron's mouth, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Marauder's discover fanfiction by BlackElectric reviews
One-shot. The title says it all really! "What on earth is this?" Sirius exclaimed, staring at the many titles with their names in. James peered over his shoulder, "Moony... have you been writing about us?" Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
An Early Christmas Present by cherrycool reviews
Oneshot. Sirius and Remus are at James and Lily's a few days before Christmas, and Lily presents James with an early Christmas gift.. in the form of the pitter patter of tiny feet.. happy and fluffy, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Naming Hugo by kalaway7 reviews
Ron and Hermione had a deal about how they'd chose their children's names. But Hermione's not the smartest witch of her generation for nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Monsters by The Second Coming reviews
One-Shot Sirius discovers that Remus is a werewolf, and runs off to tell James the bad news. Too bad James already knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Give me a freaking cookie by UberLoopy reviews
Hermione wants a cookie, Ron doesn't understand her need. Really stupid oneshot. Its all fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Family Reunion by Gundum M reviews
has anyone thought about how bad an idea to let Hermione and Ron breed. That level of smarts with reckless Gryffindor bravery? Another short humor fic and drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Quiet Christmas by white maiden reviews
Ron rushes home in time for Christmas only to find something really surprising. A short Christmas story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Daunting Endeavor by rhrshipper23 reviews
Ron attempts to surprise Hermione, but winds up receiving a surprise of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hearing by undercloakkept reviews
Why has thirteen year old Rose Weasley been called before the Wizengamot? ETA: Winner of LiveJournal's 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards - Most Outstanding Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron and the Beanstalk Potion by WiccaRowan
Harry Potter meets the world of fairy tales with a resounding crash, debris everywhere and utter carnage. This story is completely silly, from start to finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Popping the Question by ILuvSnuffles805 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ron has something important he wants to ask Hermione. Will he find the right words to say it, or will it end in disaster? Comedy/Romance Oneshot. After DH, before Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Remus! by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Remus is turning 19, and Sirius has no idea what the hell to get him! Fluffy, rated T for language. Oneshot RLSB !slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Snorange by OnlyFunOnFridays reviews
Hermione needs to find a rhyme for one word: orange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Floral Revenge by kay156 reviews
Hermione wakes up on her birthday to find all of the Weasley's have forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Young Werewolf by WritingJunkie reviews
Remus as a five year old boy in a muggle school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Best Birthday Present Ever by SugarDee reviews
Hermione got a surprise birthday party. And the best birthday present! Just read the story, I'm really not good at summary. RHr - told in Hermione's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Let's Go To The Movies! by Mookster reviews
Harry and Hermione take Ron and Ginny to a Muggle movie. But Ron freaks when he finds he's going to watch Spider He's going to go see The Spiderwick Chronicles. But Ron soon finds out that what the movie is about is the least of his problems. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Uncharted Territory: Feminine Hygiene by weasleyismyking17 reviews
Why Hogwarts should have a Personal Growth class, or else poor Ron wouldn't be in this mess. Based on a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules to Being a Werewolf by dragonpearlz reviews
Sick, Remus tries not to burden his friends
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fairytales by mokimik reviews
Hermione has to baby-sit in her Holiday after her 4th year. Read how she's trying to put her neighbours daughter to sleep with some original fairy-tales, based on her Hogwarts-life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Multiplication Celebration! by Hannahble reviews
Hey! Lily! Do you like math?" "Uhh.... no. Why in the world would you ask me that?" Two pick up lines merged into a one- shot in story form. GREAT! Will be sequel if the nice people want me to. Rated T For sexual references and a little language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh happy day by Hobbitpal reviews
A little late, but Ron manages to get round to trying to find Hermione a Valentine's Day gift...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Anything But That! by Alisonven reviews
Padfoot's habits are becoming offensive. James and Remus decide to remedy the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Skittles by HorrorDreams reviews
Just a short little tale about Ron brightening Hermione's day...Reviews are most appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Puppy Surprise! by ruchie-smooch reviews
Hermione comes home to find Ron, but she finds something else. Quick Ron/Hermione one-shot. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Speech by WuHaoNi reviews
Ron proposes to Hermione. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
You're Roast Beef by Mistress of Craziness reviews
Ron tries to tell Hermione how much he loves her the best way he can: with a food analogy. RWHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
753rd Time's the Charm by faitaccompli23 reviews
Life at Hogwarts will never be the same; Follow James and Lily through their time at Hogwarts. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spam! by Everen Black reviews
RonHermione and Spam! What happens when the Three Broomsticks gets a new menu? Come and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
This little wizard by oOfunkyrainbowOo reviews
A parody of the nursery rhyme 'This little piggy'. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Book Of Boredom by Saelan
What happens when you get future members of the Order of the Phoenix, a hatred for Voldemort, and a day with nothing to do? 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Origins: A Young Remus Lupin Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Remus Lupin is admitted to Hogwart's where he finds friends and enemies as he struggles to keep the secret that he is a werewolf safe. Now HBP & DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,022 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders Find a Fairytale Book by chrisspiration reviews
What would happen if the marauders found a fairytale book? What if they altered it? What if...they got into it? Oneshot. Slight LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
What is a Mobile Phone? by My Clone reviews
James and Lily are married and have moved in to their new house, which is filled with muggle gadgets that James is still learning about. In which James discovers a mobile phone. Includes James being convinced that the mobile phone is a living thing AU-tim
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders' Variety Show! by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Saturday Night Live! Starring your hosts: the Marauders, along with special guests Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Nymphadora Tonks, and Bastet Pollux!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Panic! by the merrinator reviews
Hermione forgot to study for a quiz! Firsttimer, eh? She's so nervous, and what with her newfound fear, will she ever get past the test?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Silly Muggle Devices by Padfoot R reviews
Silly Muggle Devices, A Woman's Touch, Christmas Swears, Hungry Harry... A number of Title's could have been this JPLP OneShot's. Only Dialog, quite short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naming Hugo by Only Sometimes reviews
Short drabble. Not to be taken too seriously. Just a glimpse in the way that Ron and Hermione might have gone about coming up with the name for their son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Walking on Thin Ice by Padfoot R reviews
This is a short JamesLily about Bets, Ice and Dungbombs. I can't do these summary things, so please read. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the importance of Quidditch by respitechristopher reviews
Ron and Hermione squabble over fashion choices before attending a Quidditch match. Written for Pinky Acid Mannequin's Colours Challenge. Mine is OrangeShirt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Unique proposal: Colour Blast! by luvxxendless reviews
Ron has been trying to propose to Hermione for a while, but after a disasterous attempt with the help of Harry and Bill, he resolves to the only solution he has left: Ask for the help of Fred and George Weasleys. Chaos erupt, but will they be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I'm eating SHOULDER! by NelloIsMello reviews
Hermione tries to explain to Ron why girls love chocolate so much. Contains an idiot Ron and a giggling Hermione. I got the idea when I was eating Chocolate Kisses the other day. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Separation Anxiety by PJPotter reviews
When Hermione goes back to work after Rose is born Ron learns two things: Hermione does separation anxiety exactly how she does everything else and six months is not too young for a first sign of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
So called Father Christmas by Moonprincess92 reviews
To Ron's amazement, Harry and Hermione don't believe in Father Christmas. Well, he decides to prove them wrong … :Oneshot xmas special 07 postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by SapphireOcean reviews
Hermione receives an unusual Christmas gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2007 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Kids and Cookies by FuyuMitsukai reviews
One of the kids wants a cookie, but Ron says no. Drabbled fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldie's downfall by xxBatellaxthexonexandxonlyxx reviews
oneshot.first attempt at humor. please readreview? Ella p.s.no ownage here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Gettin' Married in the Mornin' by weasleyismyking17 reviews
Ron seems to be extremely excited about getting married. How ever does Harry ever put up with Ron? Includes a dancingsinging Ron and irritated Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Laundry day by simplyteesh reviews
Ron has a problem, the washing has already been taken and he has a pair of particualrly dirty Quidditch robes. How can hermione help? and what does a red lace got to do with it? RWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Somewhat Violent Proposal by Moonprincess92 reviews
"Ron and Hermione are supposed to be getting engaged in there … so far though, we've only heard yelling, crying and hexes flying. We're not sure whether they're going to even make it …: :Oneshot RHr postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll reviews
"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
The Frog Prince by radioactive.zen reviews
What is Harry to do when he accidentally turns his best friend into a frog? Oneshot RHr implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Noises and Apparating by Lillikins2013 reviews
James and Sirius come face to face with a terrifying muggle device that sucks your brain out. Very short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Learned Lessons at Hogwarts by the Marauders by black4minister reviews
The marauders guide to trouble making for future generations. Read to avoid unnecessary detentions and injuries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Big Fluffy Red Monster by milky1way reviews
Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Harry are in the garden at the Burrow. Ron has something of Hermione that is probably very personal by the way Hermione's acting. Its short story with both HG realationship and RH. Okay! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fizzy Magic by siriusly klutzy reviews
James and Sirius discover the magic of caffeine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Baby Makes Four by IHeartSnitchBoxers reviews
Lily has just discovered she pregnant, so whats next? Telling James! But somebody keeps getting in the way of the news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Soft Drinks and TwoPiece Bathing Suits by Brooke Winchester reviews
Ron really, really wants to go to the beach. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How to make women happy by dreamseeker09 reviews
James and Lily take a little quiz...with amusing results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Sex and Underwear by freekazoid101 reviews
Ron and Hermione are trying to get a little privacy, but keep on getting interrupted. There is some cussing,but there is no description of the act,so there. Spoilers for the 7th Book! Please read though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
101 Ways To Kill James Potter by Tyem Marodyor reviews
[oneshot] Lily is sick to death of James Potter...so why not plan his? Warning: Contains repeated threats of death by chainsaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversing with the Sorting Hat by Bumbledbee reviews
Whilst getting sorted, James Potter has a rather interesting conversation with the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Algebra by ThePotterGeek reviews
Oneshot. Ron hears a mathematical statement that horrifies him, so he goes to Hermione for advice. Ron, however, never learned Algebra. But he's about to. AU. takes place in their nonexistent 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Star Command, this is Buzz Lightyear! by VerelLupin reviews
Series of one shots. Our favorite characters meet their match at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Names by whizbee7 reviews
Ever wonder how Ron and Hermione picked those names?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily and the Mysterious Tapping Noise by fearblank reviews
Lily is doing homework when a certain noise starts to drive her up the wall. One Shot! I love PPP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook by books4evah reviews
If I have any say in it, which I do, Ron and Hermione will be inseperable quite soon! MUAHAHAHAHA! Sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Tradition by FuNnY cIdE reviews
Short ficlet about how Lily and James named their only son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sirius Black's Notebook by books4evah reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders Babysitting by nukagirl reviews
The Marauders want to make some money so start a babysitting service. their first job is to babysit the Weasley kids. What will happen when they are left in charge of 5 little kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Take A Number, Potter by K.R. Saks reviews
ONE-SHOT. How to get Lily Evans to go out with him? Brag about himself? Punch her goody two shoes boyfriend in the face? But when all else fails, pull out the last straw in the goblet and ask for a miracle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chap Stick by weasleyismyking17 reviews
Ron enjoys Hermione's simple habits. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day People Could Only Speak with Quotes by butiwillremain reviews
A sort of ron and hermione oneshot, where they only use spongebob quotes for everything. mostly lameish, but its fun to write like that. it also may be hard to read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat, the Broom and the Wizard by Obsidian Sage reviews
The story behind Harry's first broom... whose idea was it really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Online Chatting by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
Their bored during summer, so why not use muggle communication! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Distracted by Mrs Jacen Solo reviews
Lily gets ambushed at her house by the Marauders. The boys learn what an Xbox is. Yes. In my story there were Xboxes when Lily and James were teens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I am obvious and you raise me up by Ayine reviews
DHspoilers! Ron loves Hermione, but he doesn't know how to say it. When he can't keep it to himself any longer, he learns that it's okay to show your emotions. A while later there's even something which makes Ron the happiest man on earth. RonxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Amortentia by swish.and.flick12 reviews
What does James smell in the Amortentia during their first day of 6th year Potions? A fluffy JamesLily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to: Open a Door by Tegildess reviews
In the aftermath of the Second War, Hogwarts' best and brightest occupy themselves with trying to sneak into the Ravenclaw common room. But what happens when a surprise question catches them off guard? Oneshot. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Wedding Day by Gabriella M.B reviews
The story takes place on the day of Ron and Hermione's Wedding with also an edition of finding out how Ron proposed to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily, I will kill your bunny by PaintedBlank reviews
Lily is on vacation with her family and has asked James to look after her pet bunny while she is away. This is postHogwarts, but premarriage. James has a few problems with the bunny and writes her a letter about it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Potter Name Game by KazzahBlanca reviews
How did Harry actually get his name? Short oneshot. Read for a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jet Skiing with James and Sirius by audreyblaine reviews
In which Lily holds James's waist, James loses his pants, Sirius takes a suicidal leap off a moving jet ski, and Lily and James finally manage get their chance... LEJP [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Padfoot's Shaving Adventure by r3muslupin reviews
Read the title. That's all you need to know. JPLE and SBAF mentioned. My first fanfic. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Ice Cream Cravings by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Lily Potter is pregnant, and boy is she craving ice cream! But what will her husband James say when he gets back from the store with the bacon she made him buy...? [Oneshot!][RL challange fic!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bon Appetite by Mrs. James Harold Potter reviews
[oneshot]When James takes Lily out for ice cream, she opts for some 'unusual toppings'. He soon finds out that he is in for a lot more than he originally bargained. LJ! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cheesecake by BehindBlueEyes87 reviews
James Potter is cheesecake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Whoever catches the bouquet by Faithful Wheezy reviews
You know how the saying goes. If you catch the bouquet, you marry next. Also, everyone seems to forget to lock their bathroom doors... A Ron and Hermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Melika Elena reviews
Most women, when pregnant, crave various and often disgusting foods. Let it be known that Hermione Granger Weasley is not most women. Who would have ever gussed that Hugo got his name from a famous author? Or, you know, his mother's exboyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking Through The Window by LadyMarauderette reviews
I must not look out the window, I WILL not look out the window. I’m Lily Evans, and I have a problem, a big problem. I’m obsessed. Obsessed with staring out of my bedroom window, into my neighbour’s bedroom, which has no blinds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happiness by the merrinator reviews
Ron is all nervous and stuff before his big day...F&E RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of Puppies and Chocolate by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
[Oneshot] [RonxHermione] Hermione tries, very very very patiently, to explain to Ron that she is pregnant. Chaos ensues. [“It’s not something Hagrid bred, is it? That’s a even scarier thought than a Voldemort spawn!”] Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Balloons, Sunny D, and, of course, Spaghetti Sauce by sarcasticromantic0494 reviews
What can Sirius, Remus, and James do with over four dozen balloons, spaghetti sauce, and a MAJOR sugar rush off of Sunny D?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Lost Passage by audi katia reviews
This is a missing passage from DH. They clutched each others' hands, both hoping that the other would say the question they were both thinking. Finally, Ron swallowed, and took the initiative. 'Is, is that Harry singing'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lily's Quick Thinking by Franklet reviews
The Head Boy and Girl passing notes in class? Tsk Tsk. but what exactly do the notes say? LJ fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
MSN by alice-cullenx reviews
MSN, do you know that MSN isn't just for muggles and muggle borns. Guess what. James and Sirius have it too... By Heart4Happiness as well as Supergirl85
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Talent Show To Remember by Dramione Forever reviews
A Talent Show is announced at Hogwarts and the students are thrilled at the Idea. Songs will be sung, feelings will be revealed. It will be The Hogwarts Talent Show To Remember. HPGW HGRW Read and Review Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Banoffee Pie Cravings by Dramione Forever reviews
ONESHOT Hermione has a craving for Banoffee Pie at 3AM in the morning and Ron is less than pleased. HGRW Read and Review Please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Riding the Carousel by SuperSpy reviews
Riding the carousel? Now there's a sexual innuendo waiting to happen. A fluffy oneshot with a bit of Sirius humour...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cassie by captainjen reviews
Reuploaded from 2005. Ron gets a helping hand concerning Hermione from his guardian angel, the lovely Cassie, after he's poisoned on his birthday. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday Lily! by Bloomablebee reviews
Peter, I beleive that is the single most intelligent thing i have ever heard you say in my entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stuck On You by The Green Panda reviews
During summer vacation, Ron and Hermione find themselves in a very sticky situation, and it's all the fault of Arthur's muggleloving ways and teenage flirting. RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boggart by Kaira-chan reviews
[Minor spoilers for the seventh book] James and Lily Potter had been married for nearly a year when James realized that his Boggart had changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always Check Your Mirrors! by Sugarpony reviews
A witch, a wizard, and a bet. How Ron gets his driver's license.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Naming Harry by baktrax reviews
Lily and James have met the ultimate task: naming their son. Short, all dialogue oneshot written in response to StarvingAuthor's Dialogue Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beautiful Soul by Aldara Gaea reviews
It's Ron's birthday, hooray! But is it the worst birthday he's ever had, or the best? And it seems that he won't be the only one getting a present on this special day... One off, song fic for those HR fans among you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Untitled by bedazzling reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. JamesLily. While James and Lily watch their baby boy sleep, a visitor stops by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Can Sing A Rainbow by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT: James Potter has always had a certain fascination with rainbows, a fact that Lily just can't get her head around. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Complicated Ways of Baby Names by Wish I was Mrs. Danes 117 reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! How did the name Hugo come to be! ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindfolded by siriuslives394 reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. James has blindfolded Sirius, Sirius wants to know why. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Harry Potter Crew Writes a Fan Letter by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
Post Deathly Hallows, preEpilogue. My way of ranting about the ending. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory by CossetteLune reviews
RE-EDITED! One day Teddy Remus Lupin and Andromeda Tonks go through old photo albums, and a few questions arise. SPOILERS! Of the Deathly Hallows. Short and Sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Under the Weather by Rustred reviews
Lily and James have only just recently moved into their new home. James's gets sick and needs Lily's help to figure out her stupid muggle thermometer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Passing Notes in Class by Description reviews
What do the Marauders do in History of Magic? Pass notes of course. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Run, Fatso! RUN! by The Mini Marauderettes reviews
Its Christmas Eve and The Potters have two unexpected guests!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Mind Games by TheSingingBlob reviews
Hermione and Ron solve some tricky puzzles on Christmas. RHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
When Harry was born by TheLostSlipper reviews
Remus! What do we do? Remus was white too. How am I supposed to know? Do I look like I've helped deliver a baby before?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Two Centimeters by weasleygirl930 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are at The Burrow. Harry leaves and Ron says something stupid. RHr.R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Speed Ball by ManUtd20 reviews
Sirius Black is the definition of pride. So what happens when he hears Lily Evans and Alice Fletcher talking about a game he's never heard of?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Training Sirius by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James tries to teach Sirius simple dog tricks. Sounds simple, right? Maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shopping with James Potter by Bumbledbee reviews
Lily and James are shopping in Diagon Alley for supplies for the ball however they get a little sidetracked… [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ron's Name Change by PrettyBittyBella reviews
Ron and Hermione are fighting again. What do they do this time to tick each other off? Switch names. A LITTLE hintlet of Ron & Hermione. A LITTLE Harry & Ginny, but next to none, VERY funny! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
PattyCake Gone Horrible Wrong by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
He’d caught Ron and Hermione in the middle of some pretty odd situations, there was the one thing with the waffle iron for example, but this had to be the strangest by far. HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Beaters and Back Injuries by A Shade of Grey reviews
Being flown into by a Beater does have its high points. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide: Marauders&Chocolate Factory by Xx Paws xX reviews
ONESHOT companion to When Worlds Collide:Marauders&POTC. Sirius' poor aparation skills land the Marauders in a sticky mess...quite literally. What happens when they meet Willy Wonka?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Hey You by Nishi Ichijo reviews
Hermione's dragged into A Muggle Karaoke bar and...well...what else is there to say? R&R if you loves me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Flying Lessons by TimePasses reviews
Ron wants to teach Hermione how to fly a broom. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Romance Novels by Belestrange reviews
He hadn’t meant to open it, really, honestly, he hadn’t, it had just… happened. RHr, oneshot. rating for Hermione's potty mouth, surprisingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dinner Time by Heaven'sSweetSymphonies reviews
All Harry wanted was some dinner. Yet somehow, because of him Ron and Hermione share their first kiss. Find out how. A Ron and Hermione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Remus Nose of a Joke by LadyAnalyn reviews
Silly title I know. Remus plays a very not funny April Fools Day joke on Sirius. Safe for all to read. Trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lesson 9: How to Throw a Boomerang by MightyMarauders reviews
Remus teaches James and Sirius how to throw a boomerang. Pain ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Confession on a wet floor and to a drunken friend by mellory1 reviews
Never confess your secrets to a friend, especially when he is directly involved and he is drunk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Sugar Pops by sorenowl reviews
Another little oneshot. this ones about the marauders fighting over cereal, who will win? click the link to find out! please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Minute by miss.secret.haven reviews
Ron was really quite anxious... Hermione was purely amused, how long could a minute really be? 100 word Drabble, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Other Side by Snooperism reviews
“Prongs... what is this place?” “It's the Afterlife.” “It's the what?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Babysitting Battles by GorensGirl reviews
The Marauders' first attempt at babysitting. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus! Thy Name Is Moony! by opungo reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to I Confess, I Am A Werewolf. How Remus Lupin got the nickmname of Moony. Set in Marauder's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Nightgowns by Heffalump Army reviews
James is in the hospital and Lily? Lily's....... kind of the reason he's there. xoneshot Enjoy. T because I said so. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Waking Up: Normal Day in WeasleyGranger Household by cliches abound reviews
How do Ron and Hermione wake up together in the morning? A short, humorous drabble on our favorite couple and their usual routine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Hundred & One Reasons by SweetSouthernGal reviews
"James." "Lily." "I'm warning you." "I'm begging you." "This is why I won't go out with you." "Finally, a reason!" "You want reasons, I'll give you reasons." LJ Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2007 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Tongue Muscles by random smilie reviews
Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dash It All by KeatsLove reviews
Hermione helps Ron learn to dance for the upcoming school ball. Ron decides to 'dash it all' and ask her to go with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Exploring Easter by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius and James try to find out what exactly the Muggle version of Easter is. And we all know what that means.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Washing the Dishes by That Crazy Girl reviews
In which Hermione tries to force Ron to wash the dishes and Ron just doesn't want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Married at Last Rewrite by CaptainOats4life reviews
Lily and james wedding day. It was a hard place to get there so what happens when the day arrives? This is a rewrite of the first one, i'm keeping that one up and adding this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Life Savings! by Moonprincess92 reviews
Various students suffer when they lose a bet on Hogwarts' most famous couple. :Oneshot RHr written preDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Muffin Seduction by random smilie reviews
James Potter was seducing her. Painfully nail bittingly seducing her. With a chocolate muffin.Neat little fic. a different take on the art of seduction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Confess, I Am a Werewolf by opungo reviews
Oneshot. Beginning of Marauder's second year. Remus reveals to his friends, after worrying they'll turn their backs on him, that he is a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Gumballs by Billie the fourth sage reviews
Ron finds out just how sweet gumballs are. Inspired by my mulling over strawberry jam. Then I chose gumballs. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Marauders VS TV by Kahmelion reviews
When you put a seperated T.V. and Marauders in the same room, what do you think will happen? With Lily's help, maybe, do you think they can survive all three rounds of battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ketchup Nazis, Chocoholics, and Tic Tac Addicts by Why Hedonists r Often Rated E reviews
This story has everything from Twister, to cake fights, to snogging, to dress up, to partying, to karaoke, to cruiseliner trips, Canadian police Mounty visits, to pretty much anything you can think of...RHr...HPGW...GWOC..CCHP..LLOC..NTOC..Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sirius's Dream by Happy Feet4 reviews
Sirius wakes up on Saturday and tells everyone in sight his dream. ONESHOT. Doesn't take very long to read! This is my first fan fiction, so be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Television Disaster by fresh42jazz reviews
Sirius learns about a new muggle device. Does this mean trouble? Warning: slash implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Waiting on the World to Change by My Insolence reviews
The first meeting of the Marauders, told partially from Remus's point of view. Oneshot, just a warmup fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Now You Know by furvacatta reviews
Sirius's first attempt at an animagus tranformation didn't go exactly as planned, and Remus and James are being less than helpful. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Right Handed by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily tells James that the reason why they can never date is because he is righthanded and she is lefthanded. James proves her wrong. Sequel to Left Handed. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Loathes Leprechauns by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Lily despises anything St. Patrick's day related, putting her a horrible mood when the 17th comes around. Can James help get her spirits up? [Oneshot!]R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Word Association Time by Why Hedonists r Often Rated E reviews
Harry, Fred, and George come up with a plan to get Ron and Hermione together using the Word Association Game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Teaching Harry by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
It's James and Lily's first year as parents. Parents always teach their kids something, right? So, as Lily goes shopping alone one day, she gives James a job: teaching Harry his first word, with help from Sirius and Remus. Who said that was easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cats by Lily x James 4 eva reviews
No, not the Musical or anything. Just james acting on impulse. WOOT WOOT! LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's in a Name by SuGaRLiLy reviews
At home one evening in the early summer, James and a pregnant Lily struggle, trying to come up with the perfect baby name. We all know the end result, but how did they arrive at it? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hogwart's Morning Show by Yorke0593 reviews
After a stupid comment from James, Sirius decides to start a Hogwart’s morning show. Includes Bad Jokes, News, and innuendoes! This is for all of you who have dreamed of waking up to the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby Names by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Hermione and her husband are having a little bit of trouble picking out baby names. Drabble. Slightly inappropriate..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What Do You Mean It's Not A Girl? by Giantitis reviews
The birth of Lily and James' first child comes with many unexpected surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Ask Evans Out For Dummies by Live Fast Die Never reviews
[He then took of his robes swirling and he looked quite like the brooding hero type that couldn’t be with the woman he loved.] James gets some advice on how to ask Lily out from his fellow Marauders. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fort by Dezarai reviews
Say Fort Fort Say it twice. Fort, Fort.I suck at summarys read the an at the bottom. rated T because i'm parranoid! Get over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Joy by Prankoholic reviews
Lily wants a baby. James doesn't. Obviously, we all know what the outcome is gonna be. But not the road there. Changed summary because the old one didn't really...fit. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fixing the Television by Bluebell Field reviews
Short Drabble: Hermione comes home from a stressful day at work to find that Ron has fixed the television.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sirius Detour by RemusSiriusJames reviews
Oh boy. James is driving a car. Join him, Sirius, Lily and Remus on a thirty mile journey home which contains of firstaid kits, traffic jams and a very bored Sirius. James may be driving the car, but Sirius is driving too Driving everybody absolutley mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Dispute over a Pink Ribbon by Fidelian reviews
Hermione, Ron gasped. Is this yours? Drabble. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Me 2 by MissMilkMaid reviews
It’s a rainy Saturday morning and the Marauders are bored, so James starts a little game. 1st Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily, the Cobras Are Coming! by Tyem Marodyor reviews
It all started with Charlie seeing cobras...and has now turned into a FanFiction story! James Potter owns 57 cobras, and since it's the three hundredth time James is going to ask Lily out, the cobras better work! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending by Snooperism reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow... with a surprising twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Halloween (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1975: Sirius gets to pick the Marauders' Halloween costumes. Remus is less than enthusiastic about his choice. Warning: Lederhosen. Edited June 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
But WHY Is There A Groundhog In by iluvromnce reviews
This is the story i made for the challange Quotes Challange which i personally think is REALLY funny! Please check it out! Warning: pure and utter crack :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Say it, Prongslet! by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Hairy Potter by Hedwig199 reviews
Lily and James have a newborn son. They just need a name, a good name. The Marauders decide to help, and they get Harry's name in the strangest way.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unidentified, but edible!, Yellow Jiggly Substance by angelps7 reviews
[oneshot] “Ickle Ronniekens has lady trouble?” Fred and George chuckled. “I'm serious guys, what should I do!” “You should woo her” RHr. Challenge from Skittlehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hormonal and Tempermental by Lulu ala Rue reviews
A glimpse into Hermione's pregnancy. Ron's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Adventures In Babysitting by spikescrypt reviews
Ron and Hermione are spending the night alone so it's up to Harry, Fred, and George to babysit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Or Should I Call You Cinderella? by Lulu ala Rue reviews
A masquerade ball that brings Hermione and Ron together. But Hermione's disguised. Will Ron figure out who she is? RxHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Day She Said Yes by Xx Paws xX reviews
Oneshot. Ever wonder how Lily finally said yes to James?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Musical Madness by pink-werewolf reviews
A Lily and James musical that will rock your socks! It's hilarious and fluffy and fuzzy and fun! And don't forget the Marauder's! Please R&R!Used to be moony's girl06
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The True Meaning of Labor Pain by fictionalcandie reviews
Events transpire to redefine a certain phrase in Lily's mind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ronald Weasley and The Seven Women in His Life by ronandmion4ever reviews
Seven women in his life? Who's number one? Who's number seven? Read to find out! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
MUKAT by Lillianna Rose reviews
Another chapter in the lives of the Marauders. This is the story of how to Marauder's Map came to be. Did you know said map was almost christened the dubious name of MUKAT? I blame Sirius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Getting Worked Up Over a Hat by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
“James isn’t being James and Remus is being Remus,” Lily said. “Who is James being?” Sirius asked. “Someone who isn’t James,” she said. “Well let’s see that narrows it down to…” he said and began to count under his breath.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide: Marauders&POTC by Xx Paws xX reviews
What happens when an apparation mistake lands the four Marauders on Jack Sparrow's ship, The Black Pearl? Chaos, fun, and rum, of course! ONESHOT, pure silliness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Most Embarrassing Thing by Tyem Marodyor reviews
twoshot. Do you know what the most embarrassing thing to do at Hogwarts is? Lily Evans does...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to Keep an Idiot Amused by Kelar The Mage reviews
Ron and Hermione go shopping and send a TShirt to Crabbe and Goyle.RXH mention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Baby's Coming! by Nessa Elendil reviews
Baby Harry. What was the reaction of James and the other Marauders when Lily told them the baby was on his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spiders by Snow Empress reviews
Ron is afraid of spiders, and Hermione knows how to get rid of them. It'll cost him, though. Utterly pointless fluff. I'm actually surprised the marshmallow people haven't taken it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lion, the Witch, and the Library by ohsnap its potter reviews
James is distraught. Peter's costume is better than his. He accidentally purred into his best mates ear. He wasn't invited to the party in the Library. It's a Halloween disaster... or is it? ONESHOT. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Facts Machine by Sue Bridehead reviews
While waiting for Hermione in her parents' dental office, Ron discovers a bit of Muggle technology. He just doesn't know quite what to make of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Times by greatestheights reviews
Ron's ears are red, Hermione is being a know it all, and Harry is counting. RonxHermione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink tableclothes and a snowstorm is all it took by mokimik reviews
Ever wondered how Hermione and Ron would react if they are forced into Madame Puddifoot's? Well, this is my theory.... sweet oneshot....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Marauders, Welcome to a Muggle Mall by Nintendo Queen reviews
Read the title. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail get lost and go to a muggle Mall. Hot Topic, Victoria's Secret, Food Court, a salon, ya name it. Will they get through or make wizards seem gay? If so, they won't friggin know
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ron's Battle by MartiOwlsten reviews
Everything had gone wrong. He was cold, wet, wandless and naked. Oh, yes, everything had gone so very wrong. Can Ron defeat the... creature? And what about... dinner? A silly Oneshot, RxHr. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
ChaCha by the-invisible-girl33 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans star in ChaCha with a hot pink bunny suit, french maid outfit, chocolate chip pancakes, and a hoard of vicious cheerleaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Remus Wallows by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Remus and James have a nice little chat after a full moon. Remus feels no one will love him. James has hints otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
First Sex Talk by smittyloveshpfic reviews
Marauders and Lily tell stories about there first sex talks... JPLE...slight RLSB, but not really. rated for sex theme
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Questions and Answers by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] “Hey, James? How do those little guys in Muggle traffic thingies always know when the lights are going to change?” [Implied JamesSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black and the Attack of the Bad Pun by Pawfoot reviews
Just a short bit of pointlessness inspired by my friends. Pokes fun at Sirius' name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Oww My Fongue! by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James tries to lick a cold pole in the middle of the winter! Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily [Oneshot] R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Orange Balloons and Pina Coladas by xLilyFlower28 reviews
A short little marauder's oneshot fic, simply here to amuse you. It doesn't have much Lily in it it's pure marauder stupidity. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Escape by skyblue.x reviews
Harry finds an old videotape and is very surprised by what he sees....his parents kissing? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Meet the Parents by the s.o.c.i.a.l disease reviews
Every year it was the same story. She would spend weeks packing for the day she would leave for Hogwarts and Lily would sleep in and just barely make the train. It was a bad habit and she intended to put a stop to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Portfolios With by solitaireclay07 reviews
James and Sirius find some interesting muggle school items. And James realizes that Lily has one that is the most interesting to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
KEMPS by Vywien is me reviews
Interesting how an innocent game of KEMPS can bring two people together. LJ! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Spectacle by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a young Harry Potter learns the trick to managing parents: keep them entertained, and they won't punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Whose Idea Was This Anyway? by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
OneShot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Got the Wrong Idea by Emlynn reviews
Just a little fanfic that I wanted to write...MarauderFic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Paper Bag Competition by Green Eggs and Ham reviews
James and Sirius try to prove themselves by fighting their way out of a paper bag, which ends up being more difficult than they may have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Television Explodicus by Hell-hamster reviews
Ron gets the wrong end of the stick
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hairy Harry by Laora reviews
Sirius accidentally names the Potters' first-born son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Yearbook by Jubileyn reviews
ONESHOT. It's time for the Trio to say goodbye to Hogwarts, and it's pretty difficult for Ron. So what better way to preserve his happy times by having people sign a spare bit of parchment he has handy? And thanks to Harry and Ginny, he gets Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dough and Icing by randomcat23 reviews
Ron is bored. So bored, Hermione steps in to help keep him occupied. And what better way to ease boredom than baking cookies? Pointless fluff oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Broken Yolk by piercing pen reviews
A fluffy 2shot about the idiocy of Ron, and the joys of fortune telling through the fried egg sandwiches. THE GOOD SHIP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily! by star-gatherer reviews
James catches the musical bug and bemoans his sorry state with Lily through songmuch to the chagrin of his friends. Please R&R p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's Psychaotic Pregnancy by XxStephXx reviews
this follows James and Lily through Lily's pregnancy. Shows how Lily drives James insane with her mood swings and cravings. humour and a lot of fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Cure by SnapeisaDinosaur reviews
When James gets sick, how does Sirius take care of him? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Meet the Parents 2 by Greekchic reviews
Sequel to Meet the Parents! It's James' turn to meet Lily's parents. How much more chaotic could it get? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's Just and Eyedrop! by Emma-Lynn reviews
Hermione's got an eye infection and needs a little unwanted help...major flirting on Ron's part and an OOC Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is How I Would Hold A Baby! by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
James has planned out the rest of their life, Lily gets freaked out by the idea of it. Script taken almost exactly from an episode of Friends. Oneshot LJ fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mouth To Mouth by keykeeper11 reviews
Lily Evans pretends to drown herself in the Hogwarts Lake to teach James Potter a lesson.. or is it to fulfill her own wants? But, something goes wrong and it's soon a matter of life and death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
For the articles by SiriusXHayley reviews
The trio discover an, ahem, unusual magazine in Arthur's muggle shed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Meet the Parents by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot. Lily and James have been going out for 6 months and James wants Lily to meet his parents. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Till Death do you Part by Ariel Marina
Prewedding jitters are in store for Lily and James. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
April Fool's by lemonsensei reviews
To James and Sirius, April Fool’s Day was practically a holiday devoted to themselves. PG for language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Touch of Firewhiskey by Frizz07 reviews
What do you get when you mix Firewhiskey and the Marauders? Quite an interesting conversation! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/8/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
I'm Pregnant by fictionalcandie reviews
James reads the paper while Lily attempts to tell him something important. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Operation Polyjuice by Marauder Madness reviews
What do you get when you cross Marauders with Polyjuice Potion and strands of teachers hair? Caos. read to find out. OneShot. please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Surprise, Surprise, Look Who's Arrived! by Scrittore Di Novelle reviews
Ron and Hermione throw a little dinner in order to celebrate their new home. But what their guests discover is that there's almost always a hidden agenda, and that Ron has an impeccable sense of timing. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unstable by FallenMystery reviews
They start out as first years... then they hate each other... then they're married and Lily's pregnant and emotionally unstable! Yet again another fluffy oneshot! Well, until Voldemort shows up, anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Question by One step ahead reviews
The one question that Lily Evans was not prepared for..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Big Question by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James enlists Sirius to help him prepare his proposal to Lily. Maybe he picked the wrong person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Life is a Moldy Tangerine by AmazinglyMe reviews
Sirius finds a fuchsia, fuzzy alien under Prongs' bed and the Marauders proceed to investigate the situation. Somehow socks and moldy tangerines come into play and a perfectly good Saturday is ruined. But then, it is the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Weddings and Rabbits by CMW reviews
Four men in a dressmaker's shop. A slice of soon to be wed life for the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Womanizers by metro.max reviews
The Marauders weren't always the womanizers they are now known as. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gentlemen's Lip Balm by Miss xDivine reviews
What's this? James is wearing lipstick! It's Gentlemen's Lip Balm! And it makes my lips ‘Soft and kissable...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Piano Man by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Hermione catches Ron playing the piano late one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Visiting Uncle James by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius takes Sirius Junior, the now adult bunny, to visit Uncle James. Only problem is, James doesn't want to accept his responsibility as an uncle to a rabbit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Kafuffle by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot]'Ay, don’t look at me'The painting of Shannon Howl – Famous Healer protested.'S’not my fault that yer wife was stupid e’ough to have yer as a ‘usband' Join the Marauders as they await the birth of Harry J. Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And that's what happens at 2:00 in the morning by Jagfan 724 reviews
[Complete] Weird things can happen at 2:00 in the morning, especially in the Gryffindor Common Room. What happens when two people can't sleep?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have I told you lately by bumblebee33 reviews
The beginning of Lily and James's relationship, with all dialogue in song titles. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A New Kind of Love by Josie Brassfield reviews
This is a oneshot fic about the day that Harry was born. It's mostly a few humorous situations that happen to Sirius on his way to St. Mungo's. Touching ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Marauder Rhapsody by Howlin reviews
Songparody of Bohemian Rhapsody. Entertaining P please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Harry goes to the Doctor by Happiness is A Virtue reviews
James and Sirius take Harry to the Doctor ... a muggle doctor, so Why is Sirius dressed like a cowboy with pink hair and what does the doctor have to that makes Sirius and James speachless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
How many ways can I say I hate you? by x Veela x reviews
Oneshot. Lily is getting tired of James asking her out... One day, she tells him what she really thinks of him using a rather expansive vocabulary. He's bound to get the message... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Moony's Furry Little Problem by fellytone reviews
In their second year, James, Sirius, and Peter follow Remus to find out where he goes every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Kiss The Girl: Harry's Idea by LilyTilyBoo KittyKattyBoo reviews
After hearing how his parents first kiss went, he takes a page out of Sirius and Remus book and give his Ron and Hermione a hand....RH Sequel to Kiss the Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Becoming a Father by Leanna reviews
The day Harry is born, James is a wreck. Lily & James. Remus & Sirius. Oneshot. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Impending Doom by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter's lost shirts have been found, but where is the redhaired perpetrator? [oneshot LJ. Sequel to Oy, Dormitory!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naming the Map by SammySue1010 reviews
Just a quick little piece on how the infamous Maurader's Map got its name!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birthday surprises by Eimme reviews
Lily’s birthday is today. James is avoiding her. Why? See what Lily does to find out what James got her. OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Furball Potter by Allison Carroll reviews
Lily and James try to agree on a name for their unborn child and for some reason Lily has this funny idea to name her child after a flower or the baby's father...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'll Be Laughing by where-my-heart-resides reviews
ONESHOT. Not slash. 'Sirius, you're my mate and all, but I have to tell you the truth. If you ever die, I'll laugh at your funeral' 'Well guess what buddy boy, I'll be laughing at your funeral too'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Miss Scarlet, snogging Professor Plum, in the Hall by xLilyFlower28 reviews
x Miss Scarlet,snogging Professor Plum, in the hall…oh sorry…I meant, Miss Scarlet, with the wrench, in the hall.x What happens when teenagers get bored in Hogwarts? Well, with magic and a RoR at hand, theyre bound to amuse themselves somehow! xLJoneshotX
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spelling by MissLinuxthePenguin reviews
Lily Evan's biggest pet peeve besides Potter? People spelling her name wrong. [LJ] [oneshot] [drabble] [fluff]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Best Man's Speech by elenwyn reviews
It's Lily and James' wedding, and Prongs has asked his three best friends to say a little something...I have a feeling he's going to regret that... Funny little ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Vs PMT by tomsgirl79 reviews
A sugar induced fic. In which James faces every boy’s worst nightmare. Which needless to say he is completely unprepared for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Getting Serious by Oynnej reviews
James struggles in taking the next step of getting serious with Lily Evans. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sirius in a Library? by immovinout reviews
Remus and James have a talk about Sirius being alone in a library. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Perverted Stuffed Bunnies by xXxAngelwithAttitudexXx reviews
“Fine! Be a perverted stuffed animal and don’t listen to me! Worthless piece of dog poop,” Lily muttered, chunking the said item to its object of affection.And we wonder how the term ‘to shag like a little bunny rabbit’ came about.JAmesLily. READ ME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Computer Wizardry by smoke and fumes reviews
What happens when Ronald Weasley tries his hand on a Muggle equipment, the computer? His MSN convo with Hermione is recorded here in all its chatspeak glory. Drabble, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Cookie by Lily x James 4 eva reviews
He gave me a cookie...he gave me a y cookie...what was I supposed to do with it? Surely not eat it, no of course not...nobody in their right mind would eat anything that James Potter handed to them...would they? Help me! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I want Kisses too! by PsychoHaired reviews
Oneshot Hermione is giving out kisses? Ron wants one too! A Valentine's Day mini fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Life's just one messed up play by the-scary-girl-next-door reviews
ONESHOT What Happens when MWPP stumble across a script for the muggle play cinderella? Madness and mayhem thats what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hunting Season by daemonfamiliar reviews
Where James Potter learns the hard way about a Muggle sport called hunting and a Muggle learns the hard way to never hunt deer out of season. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Running From Hermione by PhoenixWings13 reviews
What happens when Ron interrupts Hemione from her work and steals her favortie book too? Yes, he'd better run! Please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Food Fight by Project Nevermore reviews
The Marauders are up to no good at a local grocery store...and food flies. Quick, silly oneshot. Nothing special, but fun anyways...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
ILY, HG by Darkwing731 reviews
One shot. Ron&Hermione. Harry, Ron and Hermione have decided to start their journey. At the Dursleys, a suggestion to kill the time leads to some very interesting events in which Ronald Weasley uses his ignorance to do something he's always wanted to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by LilyTilyBoo KittyKattyBoo reviews
From The Little Mermaid Kiss The Girl. James and Lily's first kiss...with singing from the great Sirius and co.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perfect Match by keykeeper11 reviews
The professors of Hogwarts are met with the troubling task of choosing the new Head Girl and Boy for the coming term. Who will they decide on? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete