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About SK4...

Name: Ronald Souza

Age: 18

Relationship Status: Forever aloooooone!

Likes: Anime and Manga, Unloved pairings, Pressing the Shift Button, Star Wars, Wii games, Being pervy, Fanfiction, and Fan Art.

Favorite Games: Zelda, Dragon Quest IX, Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Metroid, Animal Crossing, Star Wars: The Old Republic.

Favorite Shows: Mythbusters, Ghost Adventures, Paranormal State, and Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe

Favorite Manga Genres: Shounen, Ecchi, Adventure, Martial Arts, and Comedy, of course XD

Favorite Mangas/Animes: Toriko, One Piece, Rave Master, Blood Lad, The Entire Dragon Ball Saga, Fairy Tail, Franken fran, and Girl Friends

Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Black Rock Shooter, Spider-Man, and Monty Python And The Holy Grail (CRACK HUMOR FTW!)

Fave Musicians: The Vocaloids, Weird Al, John Williams, and Linkin Park

Pairings I ship (in no particular order):

The Legend of Zelda:

Link/Malon (Ocarina of Time), Link/Ilia (Twilight Princess), Link/Tetra (Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass), Link/Zelda (Spirit Tracks, Skyward Sword), Ghirahim/Zelda (Skyward Sword)

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Aang/Toph, Zuko/Katara, Sokka/Ty Lee, Korra/Mako, Korra/Bolin, Korra/Asami

Fairy Tail:

Gray/Juvia, Natsu/Lisianna, Loki/Aries, Freed/Mirajane


Lucas/Dawn, Lyra/Silver, Ash/Dawn (Anime), Elesa/Skyla, Dawn/Cynthia

Rune Factory, A Fantasy Harvest Moon:

Raguna/Tabatha, Kyle/Mana, Kyle/Alicia, Micah/Carmen, Micah/Raven, Micah/Karina

Fire Emblem:

Robin/Tharja, Chrom/Sumia, Merrric/Linde

Crossover (or SSB):

Link/Samus (Zelda/Metroid), Link/Sakura (Zelda/Naruto), Link/Sheeda (Zelda/Fire Emblem), Zelda/Marth (Zelda/Fire Emblem), Zelda/Chrom (Zelda/Fire Emblem)


Monkey D. Luffy/Boa Hancock (One Piece), Naruto/Hinata (Naruto), Goku/Chichi (Dragon Ball), Haru/Elie (RAVE), Let/Julia (RAVE), Ichigo/Orihime (Bleach), Miku/Luka (Vocaloid), Mako/Torian Cadera (SWTOR), Toriko/Rin (Toriko)

If you are a Tourettes Guy Fan, then copy and paste this on your profile!
-There is, in fact, a difference between shitting out a window, and pissing out a window.
-Porcupines' balls are small and they don't give a shit.
-If you can't find the bathrooms in a grocery store, then the people who built it are assholes.
-Don't talk shit about Total.
-Fuck salt.
-No one gives a shit about Bigfoot.
-After watching an entire 12 hour marathon of Scooby-Doo and Friends on Cartoon Network, say "SHIT."
-Bob Saget is a perfectly acceptable replacement for cuss words.
-If you ever owe somebody $36, and can’t come up with the money, you would be "out of the butt," and "into the fuck."
-After setting back the last clock in your house, your ass will turn to Jell-O.
-Garbage disposals sound like Chewbacca taking a shit.
-You can't do shit without your balls.
-Don't ever talk about someone's dick without his or her permission.
-Taking a piss is the best thing to do before talking about the Mighty Duck movies.
-Not all 90-year-old ladies know who Alf is.


Kaliyo Djannis:

- "Think the Hutta smell is off my boots. Should've kicked in more faces while it lasted."

- "Dibs on the head!"

- "I slid out of my mama's womb and picked up a blaster. Now I'm your new friend's bodygaurd."

- "That's a shame. He had a pretty face until you messed with it."


- "Look, boss! Blizz find a...a...thing!"

- "Blizz like boss's new game! KABOOM!"

Gault Rennow:

- "You fight, I'll cheer. Deal?"

- "If I ever sell you out to anybody, it's going to be to this guy. Just saying."

- "Well, you win some you lose some. You just lost some!"

- "Thank you, thank you. I'll be signing autographs once the smoke clears."

- "Think I knocked 'im cross-eyed."

Elara Dorne:

- "I just need you to know, sir, that I've become quite fond of you. You've helped me far more than anyone I've ever known. Because of this I'm forced to ask if, perhaps, you might feel the same fondness for me?"

Kira Carsen:

- "Have you seen what the Sith wear? It's like every fashion designer in the galaxy went to the dark side."

- "Sometimes, if you squint, Taris is almost beautiful. Almost."

Malavai Quinn:

- "Yes, my lord. I wanted to update you on the condition of your ship. It has responded extremely well to my optimizations. I'm pleased to report that we are operating at peak efficiency."

- "Crude, but effective, my lord."

The Smuggler:

- "I'll do it blindfolded, just for fun!"

- "I wasn't planning on living forever anyway. I'm in."

The Republic Trooper:

- "Liberating is what I do best... next to blowing things up."

The Jedi Consular:

- Tharan Cedrax: "Me and Holiday have an announcement to make."

Consular: "Then I hope it's a lovely wedding and you have dozens of holo-children!"

Holiday: "Oh, Tharan! There's a thought!"

Tharan Cedrax: "Moving on..."

The Sith Warrior

- Gregor Willsaam: "Please, Sith, is there any way to inspire you to spare us?"

Warrior: "Nothing springs to mind!"

- "There won't be a heart left beating."

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The Job by OneWingedHeron53 reviews
Link, Siegfried, and Cassandra arrive in a city with 30,000 gold pieces to help them search for clues for Soul Edge's whereabouts. However, due to unseen circumstances, the three become broke within the first hour of entering the city and are forced into partaking a job just to keep supplied on their table.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Cassandra, Siegfried, Link - Complete
Love, Reborn and Renewed by NightShade.The.Patient.One reviews
After an interesting start, Link & Samus become friends and then some. However, when everyone returns for Brawl, she finds out that Link is not the same one from the last tournament! Can Samus win over her beloved hero once again? Chapter 2 now up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,140 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Link, Samus A.
Change Me by Artificial Sanctuary reviews
A one night stand had never felt so life changing. Len x Meiko. Pure Smut.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Len K., Meiko S. - Complete
Butterflies and Mutual Density by Dear Rosie reviews
"She expected a response. All he expected was food." Lucy and Natsu are going to dinner. But is it a date or not? That's for them to find out. NaLu/Natsu x Lucy. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Every Morning by Dear Rosie reviews
It was hard for her to believe that he had been so caring. - GrayZa one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Erza S., Gray F. - Complete
Irony by Dark Lord Link reviews
Taki and Ivy both argue on who gets Link. A funny short one-shot I came up with out of the random.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Ivy, Taki, Link - Complete
I'd Forgotten by Wolfhart reviews
Bianca's in denial, and through this denial she pushes Tabatha away. Chapter 1 Bianca's viewpoint, Chapter 2 Tabatha's. Bianca x Tabatha.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bianca de S.-C., Tabatha
Water girl and Fire boy by Elixire J. Crow reviews
The first ever Juvia and Natsu pairing in this site. Please, may i call it 'JuTsu' pairing? Juvia felt really sad. She had broken heart from the 'ice'. When she feels the warmth of the 'fire', will her deep feeling rose for him? The fire one...?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Juvia L., Natsu D. - Complete
His to Tease by Mewlon reviews
Revamped. Marth always wondered why Link was so cold to him while Roy has to deal with rude Ike as his partner. The gloves come off as Marth and Roy decide to make a wager on which of them can get the other to fall for them in three months. Yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Marth, Roy
A Hero's Creed by Mewlon reviews
In order to prove himself to his father, Ike is to work under a great lord for a year. With Link gone, Zelda searches for a new hero. Will a chance meeting between the two be their answer or their demise? Ike x Zelda, Link x Samus, Lyn x Marth. FE9/OoT
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,382 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik
Hot as Jun by Marista reviews
Zuko gets a visit from the sexy bounty hunter Jun. Rated M for sexual content, but it's nothing graphic. Please R/R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Zuko, Jun - Complete
Fairy Tales Mewtwo 1 by Mewlon reviews
Reposted. What happens when Mewtwo gets stuck babysitting the kids, due to Peach's orders? Insanity rolls! Bowser's Rumplestiskin and Samus doesn't not like this! Sheik is Cinderella?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Mewtwo
Crossed Fates reviews
On his way to Regna Ferox seeking an alliance, Chrom discovers a maiden who apparently is from the sky. The amnesia-afflicted Zelda travels with Chrom, as he and his Shepherds wage war against Plegia. But as she powers through the struggle, she is sought for by the Hero Link and the Demon Lord Ghirahim... (Featuring Awakening/Skyward Sword) (Chrom x Zelda, Link x Sumia)
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Link, Zelda, Chrom, Sumia