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On this profile you will find many interesting--and awesome--facts about Space Batman Esq. and his assosciated awesomeness. So please sit back and enjoy the refreshments to your left. Note: if you cannot find the refreshments to your left then you are unfortunately not awesome enough to percieve their existence, sad for you :(
-Space Batman Esq. is awesome.
-Space Batman Esq. is awesome and his opinions are relevant.
-Negligence is the number 1 cause of deaths amongst negligent people.
-Twine has superior tensile strength to common nylon or cotton cord.
-Fashioning a bungee rope from twine is commendable alternative to formal education.
-Toothpaste is made of 42% water, 11%hydroxyapitite, 16% sodium monoflourophosphate, 7% sodium lauryl sulfate and 22% Australians.
-89% of magic is technically sorcery.
-4% of sorcery is technically voodoo.
-It is important to always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.
-If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
-Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
-It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize."
-Nikola Tesla was not incorrect in his theory of Tesla Coil efficieny, he just chose not to disclose the factory-sized steam engine required to achieve his findings.
-William Shakespeare is known famously for his plays, sonnets and poems between 1589 and 1613. He discovered this talent when studying the behaviour of putting numerous monkeys in a closed environment with writing utensils. He later invented plagiarism to prevent anyone stealing his technique.
-The Kurt Cobain haircut was outlawed in several US States in 1995 after several salons and barbers were charged for the improper use of firearms.
-The artist Skrillex is famous for his modesty, claiming that he is just like you and puts his pants on one dubstep at a time. BZZZZT WUB WUB WUB WUB!
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