Magic Janet
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Joined 09-03-10, id: 2524113, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Vampire Diaries, and Harry Potter.

Cassandra Clare Scandal explained link: http://www.journalfen.net/community/bad_penny/8985.html

*ATTENTION TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT SUMMARIES OR ARE PUBLISHING THEIR FIRST FANFICTION*

Do NOT put in the description "Bad Description", "Please Read" or "First Fanfic".

Bad Description- If you can't write the description, then you probably can't write the story. It's logic, not rocket science.

Please Read- You can't get any reviewers, so you resort to begging. If you can't get any reviewers: then you probably suck or your genre isn't very popular.

First Fanfiction- It's going to suck and you're never going to finish it.

I will NOT give any of you people a chance, also I probably wouldn't notice if you didn't point it out. You have no idea how annoying it is to see those words so much...

*GRAMMER NAZIS*

This is fanfiction.net. This is a website full of amateur writers, if a person has over 500 mistakes in 2000 words, by all means FLAME AWAY. If not then shut up, we're only human. And yes, I know 'grammer' is spelt with an 'a' (and yes, I know 'spelt' isn't an actual word).

*MARY-SUE*

If your OC is a Mary Sue, the only people who are going to read it are E. L. James for inspiration on her next 'erotic' fanfiction turned novel which she will name '50 Shades of Topaz', or twihards.


*Advice for Formatting*

Now selecting this from a random fanfiction:

His arms went around her waist turning her to face him she tried to keep her eyes on the ground but he called her name, "Caroline, look at me please." Well she had to look at him then never regretting looking up into those blue orbs until now when she really had to sneeze. "You're freezing Love," he said running his hands up and down her back feeling her shiver beneath him. "Yeah that's it." Caroline said wiping her runny nose with her handkerchief."Let's get you into bed," he says quietly reaching for her coffee not knowing if it was okay for her to drink it while sick.

Do you see how difficult this is to keep track of? Well it couldn't be the spacing could it? This is how people should format anything:

His arms went around her waist turning her to face him she tried to keep her eyes on the ground but he called her name, "Caroline, look at me please."

Well she had to look at him then never regretting looking up into those blue orbs until now when she really had to sneeze.

"You're freezing Love," he said running his hands up and down her back feeling her shiver beneath him.

"Yeah that's it." Caroline said wiping her runny nose with her handkerchief.

"Let's get you into bed," he says quietly reaching for her coffee not knowing if it was okay for her to drink it while sick.

Isn't that easier to read? I will not have much patience for any piece for writing that is not formatted like that. Do you notice the pattern? Once again, this isn't rocket science. Whatever Klaus does goes in one little mini "paragraph" (not sure what you call those, but you get the idea), and whatever Caroline does goes in one mini "paragraph"


So that's the end of my little rant, Hi, I'm Janet. Congratulations if you've made it this far down. Here's all you (you as in fanfiction reader, not you as in my bestfriend) really need to know about me:

Fandoms and Ships:

1. Narnia

Ships: Absolutely nothing with incest, Edmund and me... teehee.

2. Harry Potter

Ships: Jily, Dramione

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Ships: Percabeth, Nico and me...

4. Mortal Instruments

Ships: Neutral on most pairings, love Alec and Magnus.

5. Infernal Devices

Ships: Tessa and Will

6. Vampire Diaries

Ships: Delena, Klaroline, Kalijah, Kennett, Stebekah, Matt and Rebekah

7. Merlin

Ships: Neutral on most pairings, not a big Merthur fan. I feel that Merthur is more of a bromance, which is a love story. Just not that kind of love story.

9. Smallville

Ships: Clois

OTP: Percabeth. I think this is the universal ship, the ship that almost everyone can agree on.

Where my pen name comes from: Janet is not my real name, you don't need to know it.

'Magic Johnson' = 'Magic Janet'. That's basically where it came from, Janet sounds like a quirky name, most of my fandoms have a magical element to them.

The type of fanfiction that I write:

I mainly write fanfiction in areas that I think are lacking, the reason I haven't written anything for Smallville or TVD is because it simply isn't lacking. However I do feel that fanfiction has taken the wrong turn in the HP/PJO crossover section, my God. No one is updating. Grr. Anyway they say that if you long to hear a story, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

Now that I'm on the topic of what sucks: Merlin fanfiction, there is nothing that is MordredxOC that isn't a Mary-Sue! At least I know what my next project will be...

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Will the real prince charming please stand up? by phoenix0723 reviews
The first time she met Edmund Pevensie he had a dazed look in his eyes and she knew somehow that he was a lot of things... unfortunately she soon found out that one of them was not a gentleman. The first time he met Avalon Carter he found her annoying and demanding then she goes around and punches him in the face. Oh yes, this was going to be a fun adventure.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, OC
Kindred Spirits by TheJavaGirls reviews
An accident with the Time-Turner sends Hermione back and sideways into Middle-Earth as it's rebuilding after the war. Will her heart let her turn her back on the life she was torn from? Or will the guilt of her abandonment forever haunt her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,397 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hermione G., Legolas
Meet The Hydes by nannygirl reviews
Jackie's cousin is coming to town and Jackie needs to get a few things before she can be ready to see her. Drinks, food, and... a husband. FINALLY UPDATED! Trying to find out if there is still an audience who still wants the story to continue.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,328 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jackie B., Steven H.
The Prophecy - Legolas Edition by Annielle reviews
Legolas is the elven champion described in a prophecy about the rebirth of elven heroes that will unite the people of Middle Earth and help them defeat Sauron. The Legolas version you had been waiting for! Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 199,059 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil
Thirsty for Your Love by Bertie Bott reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,859 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.]
The Madness Underneath by Hybridlovelies reviews
Caroline is a psych student working as a sober companion in Chicago, hired by Elijah Mikaelson to assist his brother, Klaus, who is fresh out of rehab. For the next six weeks she'll be with him 24/7 helping him to maintain a sober life. Caroline will soon discover Klaus is no ordinary client. AH/AU, based off of Elementry/Sherlock Holmes. Do not have to be a fan of Holmes to read!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,539 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Tiptoe Through the Dark by TaylorPaige24 reviews
This is where it all began. As siblings, the Curtis family has had their fair share of fights, but after the death of their parents, it gets to be too much for Ponyboy and Danni Curtis. How will they survive the transition of Darry going from big brother to parent? Book 1 of 5. *Hiatus*
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,363 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Sodapop C., Dallas W., Angela S.
Beauty and the Geek by jomosfamilyjewels reviews
AU/AH - Klaus owns a comic book store and Caroline is the pretty little thing that moves into the retail space next door. Light and fluffy, to go with all the doom and gloom that's been popping up lately! Rated M...because you know me...it'll get smutty before you know it. *snickers*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,147 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Another Life by Corinder reviews
When 'Wendy', an overweight girl with self-esteem issues, is offered another chance somewhere else, or drown, she takes the 'other chance' and wakes up, no memories, dragged into an adventure that she was never supposed to be apart of. This isn't as simple as it seems... whoever said Middle Earth in the middle of a war was going to be fun?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 337,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
The Affairs of the Heart by Pendragon2601 reviews
Alexandra is a typical 1940's girl who is friends with the Pevensie's. She travels with them to Narnia and so on... But upsetting things about Alexandra's past and about who she really is start to reveal themselves. Chapter 36 finally up! Please read AN. Very strong T.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,836 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
A Story About Life by coinoperatedbecca reviews
Hairspray 2007 AU She let fear take over who she was, and now he's trying to bring her back. CornyOC
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007
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How Voldemort Made His Comeback reviews
The Triwizard Tournament is coming to Hogwarts, is there room for one more? Always. Join Nico as he checks the Triwizard Tournament off his bucket list and finally makes his father proud.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6
My Children reviews
Hades encounters with his children: Nico, Bianca, Hazel, Voldemort, Hitler, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Hades, Nico A.
The Aftermath of Kol's Death reviews
Rebekah confronts Elena about killing Kol, giving her the biggest lecture of her life. She covers various topics such as how Kol's death lead to the deaths of millions of vampires, the brother hopping, and the punishments her family is going to dish out. Oh Rebekah just got badass!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Elena G., Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
Yearly Run-In reviews
Drabble on one of Elijah and Katherine's run-ins. Sexual themes, fluffyish.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Katherine, Elijah - Complete
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