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Joined 08-13-02, id: 252436, Profile Updated: 06-08-19
Author has written 9 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Highlander, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Bleach.

Allo. Howdy. Hola.

I also post at because some sex scenes were going past the M-rating. I'm also Cha's Aegis over there.

Also have a YouTube channel. Same name. Post the occasional stuff to entertain myself or vent.

Ditto for Twitter: @Cha_Aegis

My personal philosophy is I will help where I can and try to not be part of the problem.


Favorite quotes found perusing the internet:

'I’m starting to want to go up to these people and introduce myself or give them my card and say, “Hi, I’m Lizzie. Maybe you should stop staring and start learning.”' - Lizzie Velasquez born with the inability to gain body fat and cruelly named 'Ugliest Woman in the World' by online bullies.

"Wars begin where you will, but they do not end where you please." - Niccolo Machiavelli.

"Nothing I can do for you until you recognize it wasn't 'Islam' that attacked on 9/11/01, It was Al-Qaeda that attacked America, hiding behind Islam..." -Unknown

"Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited e-mail message. Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the survival of the online community." - Roger Ebert

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to let go is the happiest." - Unknown as it can be found almost everywhere.

"Why should I change? I’m fine just the way I am." -Calvin and Hobbes

“If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has goodwill, who am I to judge?” -Pope Francis

“Wrongful death, intentionally or negligently causing the death of a person, that is a violation of their civil rights.” - Michael Sussman, civil rights attorney

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Jigoku Shoujo: Eikyuu no Sonzai by Felicity Dream reviews
There's a site where you can send someone to Hell with if you hate them enough. And Naruto will do so. So who's sending who to Hell in Konoha? Because it's spiraling down to its own Hell, with mistrust and hate all around. Akatsuki is falling apart from within. Madara is waiting. Hell is everywhere. FemNaru as Hell Girl, Konoha mass Hell Sendings and the world watches in disbelief.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,708 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasori, Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Shikabane Noir by Mlawrance reviews
Fleeing from the ruination of a previous life, a young man arrives in Japan, only to be embroiled in a world of religious politics, gang violence, 'dirty science', death - and undeath. Based on the Shikabane Hime Theme - orig. plot/orig. main chars
Shikabane Hime/屍姫 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 9,305 - Follows: 3,573 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Tense Mission by Wheelwright reviews
Who smeared red permanent ink across a computer screen in the academy? A what is Kakashi going to do to save it from worse damage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Grey Crayon by checkerbloom reviews
Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,020 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Timely Intervention by Obelisk of Light reviews
When a female Saiyan arrives on earth, an unlikely hero saves the day. Mary Sue parody; one-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Paper Fan by Orodruin reviews
Kakashi was messed up before he even met his father. An incident during the Chuunin exams gives the Yellow Flash insight into the dark, uncertain history of his young student. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
After the World Shatters by lovetvfan reviews
Buffy contacts her old friend Methos and enlists his aid in finding new slayers after Sunnydale's demise. One slayer however does not want to be found and her secrets threaten to come between Buffy and those she loves for good. Sequel to Running on Empty
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,687 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Buffy S.
Mutato Nomine by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
A report Ed files, and the aftermath.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Edward E.
The Watchtower Part 3 by Sparky1943 reviews
Paul comes to terms with his past with the help of family and friends.
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
The Watchtower Part 2 by Sparky1943
Paul continues to wrestle with his past. Second part of three.
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,154 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
The Watchtower Part 1 by Sparky1943 reviews
Paul remembers things from his past a past he thought long buried.
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
How Angel Saved the World Without Realizing It by Losyark reviews
Angel has another meeting with yet another Evil Client, and ends up doing some people a favour by accident. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Angel - Complete
Running on Empty by lovetvfan reviews
After killing Angel to save the world, Buffy flees Sunnydale. Only instead of going to L.A., she goes to Seacouver. There she meets a mysterious older man named Adam Pierson, who seems to think she is more than just a slayer...
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,884 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
A Unique Partnership by lansingfan reviews
Paul Blaisdell and Mary Margaret Skalany go undercover to bring down an illegal adoption ring.
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005
Hostages to Fortune by TeresaC reviews
The father of the real Russell Nash shows up in Connor's life, looking for his son. A "family" affair ensues. Connor, Duncan and Rachel Ellenstein. [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Deliriance by Bladelover reviews
When Duncan shows up looking decidedly NOT himself, it's up to Methos and Joe put things right for the Highlander. COMPLETE.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2004
It Only Hurts When I Laugh by Lisa66 reviews
Story complete! Thanks once again for the kind reviews and e-mails. You have all been supportive and helpful and I truly appreciate it.
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
A million years gone by by Kijikun1 reviews
(Expanded as requested)Connor MacLeod wants out of the game. But its Christmas and Jon wants to see Rachel in Scotland. (slight AU endgame ignored, winning the prize ignored)
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Double Jeopardy by WriterJC reviews
Story now complete! Thanks for the lovely reviews. :)Two dead doctors. A woman tried and acquitted for murder. Will Mark and Steve discover the real truth before someone else dies? Possibly someone very close?
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,192 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Complete
Preemptive Murder by Nonny A reviews
A patient’s relative decides to ensure that Mark doesn’t interfere with his plans for an early inheritance. STORY COMPLETE
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,584 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
A Christmas Present by Nonny A reviews
Will Steve make it home for Christmas? (This is a short, but complete, story)
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Complete
Friends & Family by Medie reviews
Connor, Rachel & John spend Christmas with an old friend.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2002
To Hell and back by j3of25 reviews
Steve is attacked and must come to terms with what has happened. So must the others. Meanwhile there is a murderer to be caught! Now complete
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,532 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
Relative terms by Dawnwind reviews
While recovering from a wound, Heyes meets someone from the Kid's past.
Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2002
Childhood Nightmares by Jaimi reviews
Sequel to Bullies & Saints. Carlos' past is brought up over drinks at CD's. Major AU story.
Sons Of Thunder - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Complete
Bullies & Saints by Jaimi reviews
Over an afternoon Barbecue, the guys remember the first time they met.
Sons Of Thunder - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2001 - Complete
One Way Out of Sloanville by C.J1 reviews
The notorious outlaws are trapped in a small town, and there's only one way out.
Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2000
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Underneath the Leaves reviews
Naruto learns things are easily hidden deep underneath the dead, fallen leaves. Before she can achieve her dreams, she must uncover the truth, revealing things aren't what everyone believed they were nor are what they appear to be. Fem Naruto. AR **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 206,060 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Journey to the Past reviews
Two years after the Promised Day, Maes Hughes learns some memories are worth dredging up and some journeys worth risking, especially when saving a life from his past so she can have the same second chance she once gave him. The added bonus for him is that she's a dead ringer for Edward Elric. A/R. Roy x OC **REVISED**
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M.
Broken Branches reviews
Surviving sealing the Kyuubi into his daughter was easy for Minato. Rescuing her years later from her kidnappers then establishing a relationship with her proves to be the real challenge. Female Naruto. A/R **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Facilitating Between Heaven and Hell reviews
New Years is a time for hope, prosperity and new beginnings. For Naruto, it brings unexpected, life changing surprises that can easily mean the difference between Heaven and Hell on Earth. Can promises hold up to the turbulence? Fem Naruto, Fem Iruka. AR **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 156,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Scattered Leaf Piles: Darkness & Betrayal reviews
Golden opportunities can sometimes be tarnished as betrayal can come from the unlikeliest sources and in the worst possible way. Naruto learns such things can scar and can't always be ignored. Companion fic to chapters 11 & 12 of Underneath the Leaves. Fem Naruto AR. **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Mizuki - Complete
Scattered Leaf Piles: Mysteries & Shadows reviews
Wariness befits the victims of those with aspirations of power. Naruto discovers hard truths in cruel ways and reaps allies in unexpected places. Companion fic to chapter 10 of Underneath the Leaves. Fem Naruto AR. **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
What Comes Around reviews
Steve and Mark are reminded that no matter how well you know how to play the game, life tends to throw you a curve ball when you least expect it. Revised, improved, will make your breath smell minty fresh!
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Steve S., Mark S.
Grudge Match? reviews
See what happens when certain Bleach characters square off against certain Naruto characters. Series of short one-shots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010
Terror in Donan Woods reviews
A fic in honor of Halloween. A fun excursion turns into something terrifying for Richie, Duncan and Methos.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005
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