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Hey fellow Fanfiction fans. Dorky greetings aside, I'd like to first of all thank you for checking out my profile. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! I promise to upload chapters as often as possible, but if I start to get a bit slow don't be afraid to give me a good kick in the but. Digitally of course. I don't like getting kicked by random strangers at my own home, or anywhere else for that matter. That is not fun. Not at all. Anywho, feel free to read and review anytime! =)

Here are some facts about yours truly

1. I love animals

2. Anyone who tries to put me down will find themselves six feet under. (pun INTENDED)

3. I LOATHE overly sappy, dramatic love moments. (No I am not a pessimist, I am a realist, there's a difference. Sorta.)

4. I basically run on sugar so... NO TOUCHY ME SWEETS!!!!

5. I luvers comedy/romance. IT IS DA BOMB!!! (But Remember rule #3! REMEMBER THE RULE!!!!)

this ish bunny!!!

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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-a-way.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you thing reading FanFiction stories is one heck of a great time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever eaten something, and you didn't even know what it was, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral/Sergent Deathcas.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Now for Brookie's Zen of life rules ( and blackcat's too!!)

(no I did not create this, Though I wish I had because this is GENIUS! - Black Cat)

1.Do not walk behind me for i shall not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for i shall not follow. don't walk besides me either. just leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn... so if you're going to steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember, you're unique... just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

8.before criticizing someone walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you criticize them you're a mile away, And you have their shoes.

9. If first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit and drink beer all day.

11. if you lend someone a 20 and you never see them again, you probably made a wise investment.

12. Tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. everyone's normal... until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you're not learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experiece is not something you get untill AFTER you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. NEVER, under ANY circumstance, are you to EVER, allowed to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

And now for some FUNNY QUOTES!!! (if you like, copy and paste on YOUR profile. If you don't like, just shut up I don't even care.)

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."--Mae West

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."--Herm Albright.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."--one pissed off fellow

"I stopped fighting my dark side; we're on the same side now."--every teenager in the world

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"--your role model

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."--That smart guy

"I didn't do it." "Then why are you laughing?" "Because whoever did it is a frigging genius!"

"I can only be nice to one person everyday. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either."--me to my annoying ex

"When life gives you lemons, freak them out and make orange juice and have them wonder how the hell you did it."

"I may look calm, but in my head i've killed you three times."

"I'm sorry problem, is there an officer?"

"Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not god!"

Immature: A word a boring person uses to describe a fun person :P

"SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORYY...Anyway..."

"Because I can!" :D

"Haha! Wait, what?"

"Do you think I'm Made Of Money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"

Paraprosdokian: Something or other that comedians use, I wasn't really listening... AND YOU'LL SEE WHY!!!!

"I asked god for a bike, god didn't give me one so I instead stole a bike and asked god for forgiveness."

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down a street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy."

"Going to church doesn't make you a christian like standing in a garage doesn't make you a car."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist; they won't expect to get it back, muchless recieve interest."

"I always thought my goal in life was to have a career, now I realize my goal in life was to recieve paychecks."

"Dolphins are so smart: they've trained humans to stand real close to the water and feed them fish."

"It's funny how my volume of screaming is the same whether I'm being eaten by a shark or some seaweed touched my foot."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad."

"We really never grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, yet it takes a whole freakin' box to start a campfire?"

"Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything yet you still smile when they tumble down stares."

"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"Why do people believe you when you say there are billions of stars in the universe yet still need to check when you say somethings covered in wet paint?"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"The voices in my head may not be real but they have some good ideas."

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you look forward to the trip."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."

"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure."

"I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a piece of lime, and a shot of tequila."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

secret language of girls *

flippy hair = automatically hot
hey can we talk for a sec? = i'm confronting you about something
and i was like... = i said
period at the end of sentences = i'm pissed at you
haha it's fine = i'm too mature to keep bitching about it but i will never forgive you for this
uh okay = what the f●●k did you just say to me ?!
wait what = i know what you said but i'm giving you a chance to change it so i won't smack you
stop, that's so mean = you just said something mean about my friend but i'm not gonna say anything
haha cool = stop bragging...
or that's cool too = why did you just purposely do what i asked you not to
i miss you = hey let's hangout maybe?
wee needdaa haangg ouutt ! = i'm saying this to be friendly but it's never gonna happen
i have to go to bathroom = come with me. right. now.
do you have extra... um *widens eyes* = i need a tampon/pad.
that's soo mean = i may agree but i feel a little bad.
she's such a b●tch = how dare she be mean!!
i'm just tired or i'm fine = i want you to pressure me into telling you because I'm secretly dying to let it out
i don't care = it's killing me inside

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

More Genius, Because We're Worth It!!

4. "Soldier: Sir, We're surrounded!
Major: Excellent, we can attack in any direction.
5. There is no age limit for stupidity
6. Heyes: The only thing that you have to earn in life is love. Everything else you can steal."
Kid: Heyes, I didn't know you were a poet."
Heyes: I'm not, I stole it."
7. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabirdge Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stlil raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture too!
8. I have a shirt that says, "When I SNAP, You'll be the first to go!" But don't worry about it. I already buried the body.
9. Mum: *says something obvious*
Me: *turns to brother* Mum says some really facepalm worthy things these days.
Mum: whats facepalming?
Me: *facepalms*
10. When does cutting off someone's head mean anything?
If anything it means shit just got real
11. "Did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to God. Why, only last week in Texas, he dropped a church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers, just as they were groveling for him. He wouldn't begrudge you for one Journalist." - Hannibal Lecter
12. Geeze, what's got you in such a bad mood? Did you finally see yourself in the mirror?
13. You're about as subtle as a rock to the face
14. How do you get an Emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
15. ~We're Best Friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry.
You're hurt, I’m hurt. You jump of a bridge, damn, I’m gonna miss you~
16. Just remember: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
17. Gohon: don’t kill me!
Nappa: just let me kill you. Everyone important to you is dead anyways.
Krillin: hey! I’m still alive!
Nappa: yep, everyone important.
18. In the beginning god created the universe, the heavens, the earth and everything in it…
And then all hell broke loose.
19. In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
20. I am captain of TheMythicLegion. We are so mythical you wouldn't believe us even if we told you.
21. "He's doing fine, although peanut butter is a strange battle cry." ~Poseidon
22. 4 out of 3 people are bad at fractions.
23. There are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who can't
24. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."-- W.C. Fields
25. "Progress is made by lazy people looking for easier ways to do things"
26. “Bumblebee, do you have cancer? It’s always like that in Korean dramas…”
27. calling you an idiot is an insult to idiots everywhere
28. “I’ve got a bad feeling. The kind you get when your about to watch a friend go skipping of a cliff”
29. The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead.
30. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
31. Rectum? ... Nearly Killed'em!!!
32. "I'd give you a shovel, but you're digging your own grave well enough without one”
33. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
34. What two words on a sign are guaranteed to terrify every person who sees it? “Student driver”.
35. Two magical words that fill a crowd with joy: “Open bar.”
36. "Nearly all of you need an English textbook upside your head."
37. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
38. I could've eaten Alphabets and crapped out a better essay!!
39. The only bummer about the world ending is that you can't turn to the person next to you and say "WOW! Did you see THAT?!!"
40. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. "No hablo ingles."
41. 'a smart man knows when to cut and run’
42. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
43. I don't have a short attention spa- Hey look! A duck!
44. Yeah, well my astronomy teacher told me Pluto was a planet and I didn’t think that would change either…
45. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
46. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
47. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
48. Never tell people how to do things: Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
49. If there were no schools to take the children away from home, insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
50. Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains everything.
51. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
52. Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
53. Evil exists, I know that, and its name is Boredom, and ministers are the guiltiest crew of all
54. Okay, this is stupid, childish and dangerous…we start on 3.
55. Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
56. If I'm the only hope for the future we are so screwed.
57. when all else fails blow shit up

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Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette reviews
The invasion didn't fail. Team seven is long gone. Konoha has burned to the ground. And Sakura finds herself carrying half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies and other people's legs. [Grim, absurd and very violent. No romance.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,244 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 5/25 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,112 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Shingeki no Puru by Nimrochan reviews
Haruka Jaeger, like the rest of humanity, is forced to live the life of trapped prey as man-eating Titans roam the outside world. His dream is to one day kill all the Titans and swim all the waters of the world, including lava. He does not understand what lava is.
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/20/2013
Starting Over by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi, YuurixWolfram, Yuuri comes back to Shin Makoku determined to change, but he's not the only one. This time it's Wolfram's turn to play the reluctant fiancé.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,449 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Forest Fire by moor reviews
Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dark Mask by BlackStarZX reviews
Kaneki Ken was presumed dead, having tangled with the Shinigami of CCG. Everyone believed it; even Arima himself. Everyone, that is, except for Touka. And hasn't the ravenous Centipede proved himself a survivor before? Rated 'T' for blood, gore, and language. Eventual Tou/Ken.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,342 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forest Fire 1-point-5 - Itachi's POV by moor reviews
Modern AU. ItaSaku. At reader request, a look at Itachi's POV, between the sheets. Rated M for suggestions of mature content, to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
ItaSaku Fest 2K14 by Natarie reviews
One-shot collection for the ItaSaku Fest event happening over on the itasaku tumblr. Day Five - Gratitude (Nov 27th): At the end of a very harrowing mission Sakura nearly faints after healing Itachi so he carries her home. Clearly Sakura needs to thank him, but no gesture seems quite enough... until the day she carries him home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,959 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Really by Natarie reviews
Naruto one-shot collection. Latest: Roommates!AU - In retrospect this was probably the moment Sakura should have said no, packed up all of her stuff, and fled into the night bound for the warm embrace of a soulless, money-sucking hotel rather than continue seriously considering signing the lease and moving in with these weirdoes. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/4/2008
October Fever by Lossie reviews
"Whatever she was going to say got swallowed by Sasuke's lips which were suddenly slanted against hers." Request from sasusakuparadise on tumblr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dare Box by Magpies and Pie reviews
"Ginoza-san has been looking more stressed lately. Do you think it has anything to do with the dares?"
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013
Threads of a Fairy Tale by lunatrancy reviews
Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,114 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Like What Animals Do by Creona reviews
Shinpachi throws up his hands, straight man gone, blown to bits, and -damn it all, still none of them understood anything. "Kagura-chan is going into heat, kidnapped, and possibly sold into slavery and YOU'RE ALL HAVING TEA."
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Kagura, Okita S.
Little Wonders by Akuma Shoujo23 reviews
"Corporal," She said, her voice devoid of all emotion, "What happened to Eren?". Levi sighed before answering Mikasa's question, "Hanji happened." Hanji, the ever enthusiastic scientist, gives Eren a shot of a new concoction with questionable properties, which turns him into a child, and unfortunately for a certain Corporal Levi, a cute child. Child! Eren and parental! Levi.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi
Glasses by Natarie reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person with really bad eyesight must be in need of glasses. Or: The AU where Itachi is a myopic scientist who wears really thick coke-bottle glasses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confessional by HARPG0 reviews
Murata is injured and many things come to light.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Murata K. - Complete
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
The (In)Sanity of the GoM by misminor reviews
In which Kuroko makes Akashi proud. The high school teams witness the dynamics of the famed GoM. And Seirin thought Kuroko was the normal one. A series of (possibly) unrelated one-shots/drabbles. (writer previously known as "psychotic luv")
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Akashi S., Generation of Miracle
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fluff n Stuff Anthology by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One does not prank a Haruno II: Shisui's Revenge by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not attempt vengeance upon a Haruno. Rated M for themes, just to be cautious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Sleepwalking by RationallyParanoid reviews
No one openly discussed the strange happenings of the world around them. It was completely normal to be off the streets by 10am. It was expected that one morning you might find a bleeding, thumping heart on your windowsill. You just never spoke about it, or Them. But Petra? Well, she went looking for it.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Petra R., Levi
trial and error by ribbons-red reviews
"Alrighty, brave and loyal compatriots of the Shinsengumi. Our problem? One irritable Okita-taichou. Our objective? Getting Kagura-sama to become his girlfriend. Likely outcome? We're so screwed." [Okita x Kagura]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,256 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
A Day with Eren, as told by Hanji by lunatrancy reviews
Imagine a nature documentary. About Eren and him being a titan. As told by Hanji. Rated T for some brief smex (Updated: Added line breaks between scenes for smoother reading)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B., Hange Z., Levi - Complete
Take me by An Engineer reviews
Burned out flames should never reignite, but I thought you might... SasuSaku. Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fate? by Lucillia reviews
Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Intermissions by kawaiisuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward Namikaze off with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N.
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Hatchling by Miss Mungoe reviews
Sunlight dances in their wake like the glitter of new scales, and he forgets that they are human, these blustering dragonlings playing hide-and-go-seek in the shade of his great bulk.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Metalicana
This And The World by Helena Lucia reviews
Jiraiya trained the deadliest ninjas in history in his youth, and afterwards, he trains one more. Uzumaki Naruto is the child of ghosts. -Jiraiya's thoughts on his protégé during the Time Skip. Partial-AU.-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Smackdown by moor reviews
MadaSaku. Modern AU. Crack!fic. A trip to the mall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
A Long Way Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kabuto brings Rin back to life. AU. Obito/Rin. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Spring Fling! by Myomi-chan reviews
Hinata blanched. "Y-you want ME to...?" Tsunade nodded. "Hinata," she said, "You're taking the first shift for the kissing booth." one-shot. NaruHina. For NaruFest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
House of Leaves by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Time Can't Heal by ohwhatsherface reviews
It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Jealousy by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Unfortunately for Konoha men, to Minato, they were all threats. And he'd been taught to eliminate all threats. Oneshot. MinaKushi. Pre-series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Ultimate Technique by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Little Get-Together. Naruto shows off his new jutsu. The result is not quite anything Itachi or Sakura expect to see. 50-shinobi Theme 31: Sexy-No-Jutsu. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
His Sun Goddess by Abstracted reviews
He named her his sun goddess. Uchiha Itachi, prodigy extraordinaire, precociously stoic and serious, was reduced to a tongue tied, love struck little boy in the presence of one radiant Uzumaki Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Stroke of Genius by Kaze and Kiba reviews
It was time to give romance a shot in the you know what. Pairings-Sasuke/Sakura-Hinata/Naruto-Ino/Shikamaru. A fluffy Valentine for my wonderful readers! Love you all, K&K *Rated T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother of Shadows by Emmy Kay reviews
Yoshino Nara is no big-eyed doe to be scared off with a small noise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Au Fait by peterpauper reviews
"It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." Sequel to Alexithymia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,364 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Christmas But I Think I'll Miss this One by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
"Merry Christmas girls, but I think I'll miss this one this year," Haruno Sakura tells her friends at the bar. Too bad things never go as planned, especially when one Uchiha Sasuke is involved. Though maybe that's for the best. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Resemblance by Ce.elle reviews
When Ichigo confesses to preferring short black hair, big eyes, petite and modest-sized chests, Renji is horrified that his friend has fallen for Ulquiorra, Keigo concludes he likes Mizuiro, and Ishida wonders why Ichigo would consider him petite.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
barely legal by smartalker reviews
Okita puts Kagura up for prostitution, and Shinpachi bullies Gintoki into doing something about it.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Run Little One, Run, I Will Still Catch You by He will knock four times reviews
After being taken to Romania for her father's archeological dig when she was five as far back as she can remember Seras has had an imaginary friend even after returning to England. Now 18 and fleeing for her life she knows that friend isn't imaginary. Complete, sequel not started
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,210 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Meddling by cutecrazyice reviews
It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clean Carpets by makoshark reviews
Now a series of Ichiruki oneshots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
He is No Hero by Le Requiem reviews
The first time Sasuke met Sakura he was nineteen. It was 2:20 in the morning and he stumbled through the dorms with a knife wound and a badly twisted wrist. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Puppy eyes by Trinnerti reviews
Alucard shows Pip that he can't win no matter what he tries. Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gossip by Demon Flame reviews
Gossip about Hinata and Naruto, followed by a plot for love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What The Wild Things Do by Pie Shaped Cumulus reviews
"Hey I wonder if there're bugs in Hueco Mundo..." "Jesus Christ." "If there are, are they tiny hollow bugs?" "..." Random one-shot. Rated for language. Grimm&Szayel 'cause they have the most face to face human contact...I guess.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Strategies and Academy Days by Melanie Skye reviews
Gift fic for Red Habanero. The mornings before the first day of school are never uneventful. And with kids like Naruto and Sasuke, one never knows what to expect. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
In the Shadows by Ravyn reviews
Collection of AU and Cannon 'what if' drabbles to show the possibilities between Kenshin Himura and Kaoru Kamiya. Newest: The new ice capped landscape was terrifying, but somehow this husband of hers, this fire elemental, didn't seem so bad.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 106,304 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Kenshin, Kaoru, Battousai]
The Courting of Uzumaki Kushina by Uumak reviews
For Minato, being love sick was hard enough. But being in love with Konoha's Red Hot-Blooded Habanero takes the cake. How can the love sick Minato ever court the fiery Kushina, without getting beaten to death? Minato x Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Chaos by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
He destroyed her village. Slaughtered her family and friends. Forced to be chained by his side, Hinata only prays that he will show her the mercy he didnt when he decimated everything she held dear. DemonicNarutoXHinata ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,530 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spitfire by Asha3 reviews
Aladdin had it easy. Three wishes and that's it, no catch. Sakura, however, wasn't as lucky. Alternate Universe. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I PROMISE by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
"What would you want. . .in return for doing this?" The Demon was silent for a long moment before he smiled once again. And pointing his middle finger straight at her, he answered her as bluntly as before. . .
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alternative Payment by Surelady reviews
It was just supposed to be a dinner date at the house of a successful surgeon but little did Sarah realise that she was the one to be served up to some magical Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Frappé by hislips reviews
Just because she met him with a slapped mark on his cheek and some Frappé thrown at his face, doesn't mean she will not fall in love with him any harder. Love is like coffee, bitter, strong, sweet and tasted wonderful everyday, anytime.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,398 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kaoru, Kenshin
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sarah and the Laws of Physics by tmwillson3 reviews
During the last chaotic year of college, grown-up Sarah Williams makes the mistake of taking a physics class. The result of this mistake comes in the form of much frustration, some bad and other parts quite comic, completely changing her life.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,696 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Courtship Ritual by Azkas19 reviews
Sebastian observes the courtship rituals of a shinigami, while Ronald discovers the reason why Eric has sworn off girls.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mey-Rin, Ronald K. - Complete
Unexpected by Demon Flame reviews
the war is over and everybody is celebrating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Missions by Demon Flame reviews
The Hokage gave Kushina a 'mission' and now she's ready to kill him so he gave Minato a mission to keep her away from him, unfourtunalty they end up in an embarassing situation again, 7th in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hospitals by Demon Flame reviews
Kushina was at the hospital becuase the doctors wouldnt listen to her, MInato was there because Obito had done something. this lead to another embarassing situation. 4th in the awkward series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Showers by Demon Flame reviews
a very embarassing moment between Minato and Kushina. 1st in the oneshot awkward series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Siege by Veles reviews
A series of drabbles set before High Maintenance. Because getting there is half the fun.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,620 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
White Shadows by Ravyn reviews
Kaoru's quiet life is disrupted when an unknown wolf-pack moves into her territory. Add to that the return of her old pack mate running from family and a drug ring, her confusing attraction to the new alpha and things become complicated. Fast.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,527 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
For the Sake of Shenanigans by A Perfect Devil reviews
Ronald and Sebastian meet in the strangest place and set up a temporary truce in order to accomplish a goal in the name of pranks.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sebastian M., Ronald K.
New Year's by The Talentless Hack reviews
AU, SaitouTokio. Continuation of "Secret Santa." "My father says lots of things," Tokio said. "Like that Tokio-ba needs to get married so some guy can take care of her," Koji supplied, and Tokio felt her face flame when Saitou raised an eyebrow.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Saitou - Complete
Boys' Night by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Limbo by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
Sometimes the afterlife is better than the first. /BeastxJoker/
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Beast, Joker - Complete
A Little Bit Of Magic by Newbie GK reviews
Kaoru was running, heading to the only exit she knew. Then the roof exploded. Alternative Universe. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Stupid Cupid by The Talentless Hack reviews
AU, SaitouTokio. "I don't like you," she said irritably. "I'll grow on you," he assured. Now Complete! No, Really!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Saitou - Complete
Dream Weaver by LordRandallsLady reviews
Kaoru lived a simple, ordinary life until one tragic night destroyed all she knew, tying her fate to a mysterious man with hair of flame.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,740 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Magic, Leather, Feathers, and Kisses by Sekihara Tae reviews
The yearly masquerade ball holds an importance of which Kaoru is unaware. Extremely AU. Another time, place, world and even species. Written for Ravyn.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Importance of Being Constant by Sekihara Tae reviews
There was a stranger in her kitchen, making her breakfast. For the prompt: Discovering your boyfriend isn't human anything but a vampire or a werewolf . Some days it didn't pay to get out of bed, this was one of those days. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Love Returns by melcon reviews
Time has passed but love has remained. What man will fate bring Megumi's way?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Megumi, Sanosuke
Do Ya by Princess Kitty1 reviews
The fair is in town, and California girl Rangiku Matsumoto is determined to make tonight the night she confesses to her best friend, before they go their separate ways for college... now if only she could get a moment alone with him! -AU-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akai Chishio no Habanero by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
It's career day at the Academy, and Uchiha Mikoto is assigned to Naruto. As she takes him on a tour, she remembers what life was like when his mother was alive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Amber Linings by Ravyn reviews
Kamiya Kaoru finds herself ensnared in a war between immortal where the rules no longer apply. Trapped by a fanged, amber-eyed man who has not only claimed her, but dominance over her soul, her body and possibly her heart. Darkfic. Re-Posted.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2003 - [Kenshin, Kaoru]
Down By the River by that tanned idiot reviews
I eventually see her as wonderful, that girl who sits by the window and looks out longingly, but she is already taken. - An evaluation of Chihiro's character through the eyes of a besotted classmate. Discrete KohakuxChihiro.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Deeper Meanings by fiesa reviews
Minato is in a particularly good mood today... Everyone notices and reacts accordingly. Kushina doesn't notice and still reacts… OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Suggestive Advice by Cinma reviews
AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Charm by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichimaru Gin had it. Hisagi, Renji, Iba and Ikkaku can't understand why. Kira and Yumichika explain. The poor souls were never the same again. GinRan, oneshot. Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Only a Week by Irrisy reviews
This must be a bizarre dream...
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Yako K., Neuro N.
Sakura's Ode to Fanfiction by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Sakura finds herself paired with everyone from Itachi to Gaara and determinedly writes a poem to set people straight on a few things—namely, her love life. -New chapter added: Sasuke's Ode to Fangirls-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
We have to do WHAT? by lazyllama-xx reviews
As punishment for a mud brawl which he gets dragged in, Yamamoto condemns each squad's captain and vice-captain to become proud parents to a bag of flour for a week.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,874 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two That Are One by lovesrainscent reviews
50 themes for Shikaku/Yoshino. The story of their life and marriage. "Now I am going to write you a book on the art of love so that you and your wife will know the wonderful mystery of the two that are one."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Watermelon Drums by Aria Illusine reviews
Request fic for child of a fallen angel, on a heat-soaked summer day, all it takes is a chilled watermelon from Itachi's mother to get feelings out in the open...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fox Girl by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Beautiful Love by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku. 50prompts\ 03: "Fish don't have feelings." he retorted, folding his arms over his chest. What a annoying argument he had gotten himself in... "They have more feelings than you!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bewildering Temptation by longing.for.redemption reviews
Oh yes, Akiyama knew what he wanted. Now the question was how he was going to get it.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Akiyama S., K. Nao
The Scent of Grass and Flowers by Astra M reviews
How they had gone from talking about their weekend plans into an argument about this subject was beyond him. Vignette series. Now playing part eighteen: Candy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2006 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Of Love and Other Severe Irreconcilable Crises by Heist reviews
There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Awakenings by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
MAJOR AxS FLUFF! You have been warned. Don't let the begining fool you. This is plotless. And a ONE-SHOT! Integra's great-great-great-grandson wakes up Seras and Alucard, and is surprised at how they interact.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cry Baby by lovesrainscent reviews
Missing scene from the end of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Yoshino always seems to micromanage her son's life. Why wasn't she there when he returned from the first mission he ever led as a chuunin? What could have kept her from being there?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tales Told By Dead Friends by allurement reviews
AU. So what, are you trying to say that a video game killed my best friend?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Obscure Illusion by the Shutterbug reviews
/AU, Sasusaku/ Haruno Sakura is the girl who has held his heart captive since kindergarten, when she hit you can called you 'a big fat meanie' for taking Naruto's crayon. /Slight lemon/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of the Wolf by KaibaKitty reviews
On the gore-spattered streets of Kyoto, she and the wolf first set eyes on each other. The wolf prowls on, forever seeking the Aku Soku Zan which is his creed, though with her, he may have found his reason to live... Saito X Tokio
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,522 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Saitou
Letting the Cables Sleep by BlueGreenApples reviews
Drabble Collection from Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. NejiTen. KibaIno. ShikaTem. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
The Forbidden Place by ultimatechocoholic reviews
Being in this forest was comforting. Being in the forest under his orders was ...not
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kaoru, Kenshin
All Hallows' Even by Ravyn reviews
When Kaoru was 15 she killed her first zombie. Everything went downhill from there.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distinct Discomfort by nooziewoozie reviews
Itachi didn’t know whether to curse or bless the DNA that had given him the second-best Sharingan in the Uchiha clan and the photographic memory that came with it. Because, really, hot damn. --Why Sasuke is such a bully in 'Of Marriage and Diplomacy'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Kushina U. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
meet my stalkers by smartalker reviews
Loser. I hope your ship crashes into Uranus. — KaguraOkita
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Special Agent by reflecting reviews
Terrorists takes a whole apartmentcomplex building hostage, and SAT Captain Himura Kenshin knows there'll be trouble. He just didn't anticipate the cause would be so...female. Armed with a bokken, he find she's not as harmless as she'd appear. AU, AR.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
The Evil Hair Clip by elle6778 reviews
Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simple Stitches by Alory Shannon reviews
Mikoto finds a way to patch things up between her sons, at least this time. Pre-massacre Uchiha fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mikoto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bibliophilia by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Pains by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Love can sneak up on you over a long period of time without you ever realizing that it’s there. It can also smack you clear across the face. For Minato, it did both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Stranger by lavenderkunoichi reviews
What do you get with a Dark Creature, and a willing Sakura? You get Stranger. Warning Rated M for lemons. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of seduction by Ichimaru Gin by Tinni reviews
Captain Ichimaru Gin of the 3rd Squad has a new column in the Seireitei Communication Magazine. What's it about? Why it's about how to seduce the shingami of your dreams of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2009 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Act Your Age by Photophobic reviews
Ulquiorra has been acting very strange lately. Like a normal person his age. At first, no one really cares, but Grimmjow starts to get tired of having paper airplanes thrown at his head. If he doesn't figure out why soon, Grimmjow is going to scream.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by NarikoD reviews
Wolfram has given up chasing after Yuuri. He hadn’t expected Yuuri to come chasing after him.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
14 in 15 minutes by LinSetsu reviews
Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Naruto to Jiraiya. Sakura to Tsunade. The ANBU demand the Hound return to the shadows. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
U S T by reflecting reviews
Drabble-like chapters. Short. ItaSaku AU. Because of a bet, Sakura is slowly, but surely, going into withdrawal...but for what? Itachi knows, and he isn't FAIR about it, damnit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tolerance by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Follows after "Tomboy Butterfly". Minato can tolerate a lot of things. He tolerates his sensei's vices. He tolerates Kushina's antics. But one thing he can't really tolerate is...alcohol. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Canta Per Me by hasu86 reviews
AU. In a crumbling Japan ruled by Syndicates and paid for in blood, Haruno Sakura lives behind flying silver bullets and lazy white smoke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Winner Takes All by Ginnysaysso reviews
Itachi's tired. He's hungry. And he wants that cookie, dammit! Who is this two-year-old to stand in his way? Uchiha brotherly... love? Just a bit of early sibling rivalry. It's pretty short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fraternizing With the Enemy by The Talentless Hack reviews
AU, SaitouTokio, WIP. Shakespeare once wrote that the course of true love never did run smooth. The Bard may have been on to something...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Saitou
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Path of Thorns by Ravyn reviews
When the Himura Heir returns from his travels overseas, he brings with him a rumor of madness. Kaoru hardly expects the rumors to be true – or to find herself trapped in a magical ploy for revenge.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,373 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - [Kaoru, Kenshin]
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Collaboration by Kayka-chan reviews
This is a wide arrangement of Samurai Deeper Kyo drabbles, all varying in rating, theme, and length. Pairing stays the same, though; KyoXYuya. Updatings shall be sporadic. You have been warned. COMPLETE!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,111 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Yuya, Kyo - Complete
Mikoto's Hidden Talent by Lila Priceless reviews
Naruto ignores Sasuke's sage advice when he has dinner with the Uchiha family. Non-Massacre fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
runaway bride by smartalker reviews
In which Okita does the courting, Gintoki fails to be protective and overbearing, Kagura takes matters into her own hands, and Shinpachi is disgusted with the lot of them.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
my sweetheart gives me bruises by smartalker reviews
The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
New Waters by zazial reviews
Shinrei and Angelica contemplate the clan's future, how long can the peace last?
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Shinrei
Call Me Again by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku AU. In which a long distance relationship doesn’t matter in the least when you have a phone nearby and a man with a delicious, sexy voice. Oneshot smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Irrigation by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
The human body is made up of 75% water...And he was dehydrated...ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Kids, huh? by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Alucard is having a bad day, so he goes out to a bar for a few drinks. After a while, in steps Hans, who's having just as bad of a day. They have some bad kid problems. Review please
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hans G., Alucard - Complete
Ash Chrysanthemum by nehalenia reviews
Ichimaru Gin comes to visit Matsumoto Rangiku in her cell in Hueco Mundo. Gin/Rangiku. PG-13. Dystopic "Aizen won" scenario. Implication of character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Asphyxiation by ignitesthestars reviews
There are some things that you just shouldn't even try to get in the way of. Kushina would be at the top of that list. Minato/Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Green Dress by King Sirahk reviews
Belated Christmas Story: Kaoru is working in Santa's Workshop today, in the ridiculous, notorious Green Dress. Ugh. Christmas. KK. AU.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Sunshine by hasu86 reviews
Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
There's A Legitimate Explanation for Everything by Annethy reviews
A series of AxS oneshots. Number 13: Search and Destroy, 'In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.'
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Alucard, Seras
The NeverDo List by iTravel reviews
0.1 If you bring drunken members of Team 7 to your apartment while there is a half-naked man sitting in your bed, chances are... there will be bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friendly Fire by Hearii reviews
Soma smirked. "What's the matter, Little Ciel? A little war never hurt anyone!"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Ciel P., Prince Soma - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All The Small Things by The Talentless Hack reviews
A collection of drabbles set in the “Captain Mis” universe. Up: 32. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better; 33. Memento; 34. Sexy; 35. Back to the Drawing Board; and 36. Ten More.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 23,729 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Saitou
Uchiha Baby Chronicles by Zadien reviews
Part Four. Well fine, if she wanted to run away that was just fine. The hell he was going to chase after her. It was her fault. She always put herself in danger. Always.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Disturbia by Lady Silvamord reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Desperate Housewife by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. New mother Yoshino is struggling with an identity crisis - is she a wife, mother, kunoichi, all three or none of the above? Oh, yes, and there's another struggle going on, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Make Me by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. Lazy jounin stuck grading genin exams with troublesome, type-A-personality chuunin. Sparks fly. Fluffy first kiss stuff. Rated T for a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
PlayDates by King Sirahk reviews
Playdates, is a horrible word in Hiko's opinion. But somehow also turn out to be...interesting. KK. AU.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Fuchsia, Glitter, and Rhinestones by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon a Rescue by Chichuri reviews
Sometimes the princess doesn't want to be rescued. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Eavesdropping by ignitesthestars reviews
Kushina's mother had always told her that it would come back to bite her on the nose if she eavesdropped. Problem was, Kushina only liked listening to things she wasn't supposed to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
shooting across a starless sky by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because she was tired of waiting and he was tired of pretending he didn't care.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Domesticated by The Talentless Hack reviews
AU, SaitouTokio. You can take the wolf out of the wild, but you can't take the wild out of the wolf...or can you? A collection of shorts examining that question. No timeline. Rated K through T.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Saitou
Making a Point by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to 'Little Voice'. Seeing them in the café talking had stirred something in his mind. A possibility he hadn't considered...and off he goes to make his point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Takeaway by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sequel to 'Making a Point'. She supposed the chase had worked as some kind of foreplay, no matter how much the thought made her blush.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
dutiful by smartalker reviews
Kagura and Okita continue to beat on each other, Hijikata is not amused, Gintoki slacks off, and Shinpachi worries over repair costs.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Escape Artists Never Die by allurement reviews
AU. MinatoKushina. FugakuMikoto. On. Off. On. Off. On. Off. That’s how Minato and Kushina’s relationship had always been. But when two people keep going back to each other, it’s usually meant to be.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Minato N.
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What It Takes To Be A Teacher by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete Iruka's had a long day with parents and rants to Kakashi on what's necessary to teach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
casualties optional by smartalker reviews
And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Deviation by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes, the philosophy that "opposites attract" skips a generation. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Beware the Guard Goose? by MintiNeko reviews
Naruto had faced many obstacles in his courtship of Hinata, from beatings to pools of piranha, but never anything quite like this. "Let me get this straight. You got attacked by...a duck?" "Goose. And don't rub it in."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Voice by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku It had been a one night stand, so why was he asking Sasuke about her? It was a fling, so why wasn't it just leaving her alone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
deep fried vegetables by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Follow up to fiesta. No, Sakura would tell Sasuke a few weeks down the road, I didn't fall in love with your brother because he was an Uchiha. I fell in love with him because he knew how to cook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
bright eyes by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Slumbering City by Indygodusk reviews
When Kaoru takes a museum tour she doesn't expect to get lost. Nor does she expect to bleed on a dry fountain or awaken a dead garden. However getting claimed by the Battousai estate, and its master, is a consequence she comes to both dread and long for.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,357 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru - Complete
Hazardous Missions 101 by Cella N reviews
“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Side of the Moon by Ravyn reviews
When police hunt to execute magekind and Yakuza offer a deadly refuge, Kamiya Kaoru finds herself caught up in a game she barely understands. A game with few rules, too many consequences and a man darker than any she has ever met.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] Sanosuke, Yahiko - Complete
Mom's the Word by mademoiselle anna reviews
What Neji Hyuuga, esteemed Anbu captain, does behind his wife's back
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
A Father Daughter Ninja Extravaganza! by The Reading Maid reviews
What has the little girls of Konoha screaming and laughing like, well, little girls? It's the first Annual FatherDaughter Ninja Extravaganza! Join Shikamaru, Naruto, Lee, and many more dads and daughters as they get to know each other just a little better
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bliss by Veles reviews
Drabbles set well after High Maintenance... For those times interspersed between all the stress and drama of life that make everything seem absolutely perfect.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Dangerously in Love by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaxIno] Sex could spice up a relationship. Beware: It was getting hot in there... ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Step on a Crack by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Hop. Hop. None of you are innocent. Hop. Hop. [IchigoRukia, sillyfic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Why, Asuma sensei? Why? by The Reading Maid reviews
Ino is furious, Shikamaru is twitching, and Choji is choking. Why? Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Asuma just told them that they're training with team Gai today. Should be fun, right? Right? RIGHT?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Proposal by Thelow reviews
Oneshot. A proposal. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by The Talentless Hack reviews
[one shot] In which Chou finds himself dining in the Wolf's den.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Chou - Complete
Reverse by Veles reviews
Sometimes life happens just a little bit backwards.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Fashion Statement by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaxIno] Is it true that your fashion somehow resembles the person you have in your heart? Sakura questioned Ino about her fashion statement. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wane, Moon by NessieGG reviews
Their love had phases. [NejiTen, one shot] [For the NejiTen Gift Exchange at LiveJournal]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
High Maintenance by Veles reviews
When your lover is a powerful man, you're always a target.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Weapon by Ari and Mo reviews
The most dangerous weapon in Tenten’s arsenal is not a kunai. It is not a shurikun. It is not a special jutsu. It is her sex. prokunochi fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Castoff by Ravyn reviews
A party on a secluded island in the middle of a haunted lake gives a group of friends a little more trouble than they bargained for.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2006 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Megumi, Sanosuke - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Blood of a Cherry Blossom by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
An Exception to the Rules by notesonlife reviews
Nara Shikaku never liked loud troublesome girls. That was always the case, and his inner rule, but like all rules, there was an exception. [Shikaku x Yoshino] [Shikamaru's parents oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Big Top Antics by Istoria reviews
Tsunade is determined to make her team's first unsupervised mission go flawlessly. But considering who her teammates are did she really expect them to succeed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
To Torment a Genma by Lotus Aia reviews
Someone finds the best way to torture Genma, and torture it is. His senbon are missing! An elaborate plot against the once light hearted Genma sends him reeling in what appears to be a conspiracy. Set in the Naruto world wherein there is [Genrai][Kakairu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Istoria reviews
Oh Sarutobi... you didn't really think leaving your students in charge of an academy class was a good idea, did you?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
War Games by desolate butterfly reviews
Crack fic! Ever wonder why they call the information files on dangerous or criminal ninjas a Bingo Book? Well, now you know. IrukaKakashi pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Friendly Warning by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Hinata] With a growing relationship between Naruto and Hinata, Neji decides to give Naruto a talk... or more accurately, a sound thrashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Take Back My Heart by Goldberry reviews
Tomorrow, when I'm gone, I'll want my heart back. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 604 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Younger Brother, Older Brother by Yuugi-chan reviews
A series of small oneshots focusing around the young Sasuke's and Itachi's life and all the messes they get into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Ravyn reviews
Kenshin has finally decided to make a move on his cute neighbor, but is taken for a surprise when the tables are turned thanks to a dark closet and a dress stealing roommate. WAFF Alert. KK Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2005 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Misao - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Smoke by Crazy Mishka reviews
Not everything is smooth and black and white. In fact, smoky lines obscure everything especially reality. The psychiatric ward nurse learns just that, as she observes a loving and devoted couple she would never have believed existed before.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Wolves by Light1 reviews
A lesson in ferocity goes astray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Seras, Alucard
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Such a Sadist by cuito reviews
You're such a sadist, Sasukekun...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
One More Moon by Goldberry reviews
She weaves on her feet and he doesn't steady her. She's glad because she's never been weak and she's not going to start now. Not when the man she loves just used his technique on her. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2004
Fifth Time Named by Spicy Diamond reviews
[One Shot] Ghouls and ghosts aren't the only things that go bump in the night. 'Bloody Mary' Urban Legend retold, BxK style.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Shatter Me by Goldberry reviews
Ichigo shatters. Rukia surrenders. [IchigoxRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2004
Shatterglass by Ravyn reviews
Kamiya Kaoru is hiding from the only salvation she ever found. Her past stalks her fragmented shadows like broken glass, unwilling to leave her. To let her leave him. Nothing will change it.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/18/2004 - [Kaoru, Battousai] - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
To Vanquish A Demon by Marie Nomad reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru have trouble finding a priest for the wedding so Yahiko found one. Unfortunately, this priest believes Kenshin is a real demon and will stop at nothing to vanquish him forever. Can Kenshin survive the garlic and a demon hunting chicken?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Kenshin
Live For the Day by IcyShiva reviews
Aoshi plays a prank on Misao. Involves a brothel. Please Read and Review. Thanks!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Aoshi, Misao
I Would Be Your Slave. by Fraggin'Aardvark reviews
Sarah is bullied at school. The bullies get more than they bargained for.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/30/2002