Animes/Mangas I have watched/read;;
Jyu Oh Sei (Planet of the beast king)
A LOT of others that I cant remember...
Did i mention i have a really bad memory
LETS PLAY THE FRIEND GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
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On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Mark & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have a 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt."?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
It takes 48 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, does that make you Captain Crunch?
An apple a day keeps the doctors away, if well aimed.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking
Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts
If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it
When life hands you a lemon, squrt it in someones left eye and run
If it wern't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light
I'd kill for a nobel peace price
My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder'
Roses are red, boogers are green, please leave your message on this stupid machine.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Stupid Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why arn't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock...
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a lot cooler
More random crap:
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool."
"Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later."
"Everytime I go to the doctors, I get a jacket, a straight one. And it makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."
"I dream of a better world for chicken who can cross the road without having their motives questioned!"
"I DO know it all. I just can't remember it all at once."
"You truely out gayed yourself."
"I run WITH sissors. It makes me feel dangerous."
"I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I'll eat you."
"Don't follow my footsteps... I run into walls."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."
"Can you cover your face? It's hurting my eyes!"
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest."
"Can you run 850 feet per second? If not, your head better be bullet proof!"
"Come to the dark side!! We got cookies!"
Miroku the wimp:
(the ground shakes with an approaching demon)
Inuyasha: Whatever it is, it's big.
Miroku: Yes, lets run.
Inuyasha: Hmm? What, no way! You can't just eat and run!
Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. Its irrational. Its impossible. Its against my religion.
Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested.
Inuyasha: What am I? Your terrier now? Wanna know if I can pick up the scent or if I can hear anything with my doggie ears?? Damn it, you guys piss me off! All of you!- Inuyasha
SpongeBob: (holds pencil above his head after erasing the evil doodle)I am SpongeBob: Destroyer of evilllllll!!
Patrick: Take it easy. It's just a drawing. -SpongeBob Squarepants.
the Easter bunny
Dolls that look like Chucky
Dolls that are Chucky
the word Moist
the Incredible Hulk
pancakes ((omg it rimes !))
the Cookie Monster
bears with guns
clows ((a cow in a clown outfit, DUH!))
toilet robin hood
OKAY I THINK YOU GET THE POINT! ANYTHING TO DO WITH TOILETS AND EVERYTHING ELSE LISTED ARE SCARY!!!!!!!!!
Yep, my profile is pretty much useless... oh well!
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