Ok, making a (new) bio here. So for readers who don't know me, let me introduce myself. Hey, I'm MusicLuver78901 and welcome to my profile (cheesy I know but before you leave this page, please at least finish reading this and bear with me)! I am now officially 16 years old and yes, I am a girl. I am the youngest of three, who is also the strangest. I am obsessed with cartoons, telenovelas/soap operas, music (obviously...my username), happiness, ice cream, cake, dancing, fruit, and just the little things that anyone barley notices. My passions are learning new things, enjoying the life the best I can, Greek mythology (HxP forever!!!!!!), rollercoasters, etc. etc. and of course, THE TOTAL DRAMA SERIES (DXC FOREVES!!!!!!! And if you hate me because I love this couple, then you can just bite me :D!) Ok well, I am done babbling for now, so I hope you enjoy my sh-I mean writing and what I have to offer.

-Musicluver78901

P.S. If you have any questions at all, you can P.M. me!

Girl Comebacks! (Hilarious!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman:It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman:Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: Hey baby, comming my way?
Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I see you looking at me."

Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."

What mi mama taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

*Te amo Mama! (Copy and paste if this applies to you or to any mother figure in your life).

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree with the following (this is in terms of the 1990 version of The Phantom of the Opera):

1.That Christine should have gone with Erik

2.That Christine should have stopped useing the phrases: "Love will let me look..." or anything like that if she doesn't mean it! (Serousily people! Everyone knows she didn't mean it!)

3.That Erik should have given up on her as soon as he saw her go off with Philippe! (She wasn't goood enough for him anyways!)

4.That Philippe should have been more sturdier so when Erik back handed him on the roof he wouldn't have fallen off

5.That Carlotta should have been fired the first time she sung! (I mean really, I almost when deaf watching the movie thanks to her!)

6.That Erik should have done more than just poor rats on Carlotta and make her looney for what she did (Oh yes! He should have done so much more!)

7.That Erik should cut down on how many masks he has (I think I counted like eight! That's just seven too many!)

8.That there should have been more father time between Erik and his dad in the movie (I think that if his daddy had tried to show him love, that perhaps he wouldn't have been as twisted as he was.)

9.That we should curse or blame the actors for anything the characters may have done!

10.And simply that Erik was the sweetest guy to Christine and she really should have chosen him, no offense Philippe (Really Christine was so freakin stupid, so once again she wasn't good enough for the Phantom in my oppion!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (Ever since that stupid war, many ignorant people say that.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (who am I kidding? I do have friends who drink and smoke).

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

Idon't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (what is that anyway?)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (It's not actually what you think, it links in with the above.)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I write and read Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

*Copy and paste if you are against useless stereotypes!

TDI Survey! :D (Ok these are my opinions before TDA started, in the first season)

Here we go!

Penname: MusicLuver78901

Age (optional; if you want use interval ranges like 1-100, etc):um 15 going on 16

Gender: girl

Location/Hometown (simply stating US or Canada is a'right): Canada eh (LOL I just had too, ok?)

How did you start watching TDI?: Was bored one day and the only thing was on was this show (was watching it on Teletoon), best decision I ever made.

If so, how did you become hooked/what episode got you hooked?: Episode 6, The Not So Great Outdoors!

When did you first see it?: When I was 12, summer before the start of grade 7.

Favorite episode: Basic Straining (if you read my stories you would know why!)

Least Favorite episode: Not So Happy Campers part 2

Favorite Gopher: Izzy

Least favorite Gopher: Heather (at the time and in that season)

Favorite Bass member: Courtney! (AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Least Favorite Bass member: Gah, Harold...

Arrange the characters (including Chef and Chris) in order from most favorite to least: Courtney, Duncan, Bridgette, Geoff, D.J, Izzy, Trent, Cody, Noah, Owen, LeShawna , Gwen, Lindsey, Beth, Tyler, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Heather, Ezekiel and Harold.

Which character(s) are you most like?: Courtney, Duncan, Geoff, D.J. and Bridgette (it's a strange mix).

Are you truthfully, really really obsessively in love with any of the characters?: Hell yeah, not romantically though, just love them as characters!

If so, who?: I can't believe I am saying this, but I love Duncan (though I am still mad at him cause of what happened in TDWT) and of course Courtney! She is so awesome and my inspiration! She is what I call a REAL Character (and anyone who wants to argue with me, come at me!)

Are you on crack?: No, never tried it and never will.

Have you ever been to a mental hospital?: Nope.

Plot Questions..

Who let the dogs out?: Don't know, probably some dunce.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?: the egg obviously, guess that how chicken's start out.

Why is the plane crashing?: Because a dumb pilot does not know how to do their job...

Were you surprised when Owen won?: Yeah, kind of but then at the same time, not so much.

Did you see HxL coming at all?: No, not at all. Though I do think they make a good couple (even though in season 1 I hated Harold).

Did you expect Harold had gotten Courtney eliminated before they showed that scene?: NO AND I WAS SO PISSED!

Did you cry when one of your favorites got voted off?: Oh yeah, I did have some tears in my eyes.

Did you laugh when any of your least favorites got voted off?: Laughed my butt off.

Character questions..

Your opinion of Chris Maclean: Sadistically insane but hilariously awesome! (Though he can be a douche).

Does Chef creep you out, even the tiniest bit?: Oh yeah, he did a couple of times.

Does Chef's cooking creep you out, uhm, alot?: Uh yeah, if I was there, there would be no way in hell I would eat that crap, I would rather starve.

Do you feel sorry for Heather?: Uhhh at that time, no didn't.

Why or why not?: I don't know, I guess I kind of got pissed at her for screwing people over.

Has your opinion of any of the characters changed over the course of the show?: Oh yes, I know do not hate Harold with a passion (still get annoyed at him at times), Heather became one of my favorite characters (shocking, I know!), I am pissed at Duncan though I still love him and now I really DESPISE GWEN! I HATE HER MORE THAN I DID FOR HEATHER IN SEASON ONE! And dude that IS SAYING SOMETHING.

Were you mad at Harold for switching the votes?: Oh yeah, I was really pissed off.

Ezekiel or Eva: Eva

Noah or Justin: Noah

Katie or Tyler: Tyler

Apples or Oranges: Apples

Izzy or Cody: Izzy

Beth or Sadie: Beth

Courtney or Harold: COURTNEY DUH! (Like there is any competition!)

Trent or Bridgette: Bridgette

Lindsey or DJ: DJ

Geoff or Lewshana: Geoff

Duncan or Heather: Duncan

Gwen or Owen: Owen

Opinion of Trent/Gwen: They were really cute but then Gwen had to be a stupid bitch and messed it up!

Opinion of Duncan/Courtney: A GIFT AND BLESSING!!!!!!! BEST COUPLE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO COUPLE CAN EVER COMPARE OR REPLACE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opinion of Geoff/Bridgette: Just plain adorable.

Opinion of Harold/Lewshana: Meh, they are nice together.

Opinion of Tyler/Lindsey: Didn't really cared.

Opinion of Owen/Izzy: Really cute.

Since Noah/Cody IS TOTALLY CANON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, your opinion of NxC: Just no, not that I am homophobic cause I'm not, they did not really have enough chemistry to win my favor.

Opinion of FANON: Don't care much for them

If any, favorite fanon couples:

Uhhhhhhhhh, none really, unless I made OC's for a couple of characters, they are shown in my stories and will for future stories.

Misc. Questions..

We're talking 100, 000 dollars. Would you be a contestant on Total Drama Island?: Uh Yes, but I would obviously lose!

Would you jump off a thousand foot cliff into a lake full of hungry sharks?: FUCK NO! I CAN'T SWIM FOR SHIT!

Would you be offended by Ezekiel's sexist remarks?: Uh yeah, I would of beaten his ass!

Would you last two days without any sleep?: Probably

Are you good at dodgeball?: Yes I am.

How many times do you suspect you might possible be hit in the face?: None really.

Any special talents?: Fight with people very well, play the viola (Courtney and I could do a duet!), sing, dance, act, move my eyebrows creepily and...that is all I can think of right now.

Would you join Heather's alliance?: No, that is just plain stupid.

If you saw Izzy in a bear-suit (ONLY YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S IZZY!) during the camping episode, your first reaction: HOLY SHIT!

Your biggest fear: Spiders, especially Tarantulas...

If you recieved a heart-shaped coin purse given by Geoff, you: You obviously mistaken me for Bridgette bro...(what I would say to Geoff)

Do you believe in 'bad luck'?: No, I believe in stupid decisions and the consequences that comes after.

xD Can YOU take the heat?: Yes I can!

Would you get along with the rest of the campers?: Oh yeah, I would.

Bootcamp. Your first reaction: Pain.

Can you handle free-falling 5000 feet in the air?: No way.

OMG, Harold saw your boobies. You: Punch him in the face, take his eyes off so he can never see again...

Were you able to eat the same way again the first few days after seeing the Bruch-of-Disgustingness ep?: Nope. I was scarred for life after watching that episode.

Would you be happy to see Eva and Izzy back?: I was happy that Izzy was back, not so much for Eva.

Trent's elimination, your reaction: Well that sucks!

Would you vote Bridgette off because she smelled really bad?: Um obviously not.

Would you do well during the bike challenge?: Yeah, I think I could do well.

Would you tell off Heather if you were Lindsey? (Simple enough): If she did that to me, obviously I would.

Horror movies, yay or nay? NAY BRO NAY!

Robotic racoon armies? Suddenly cute little animals don't seem as friendly: I would probably freak the hell out if I see that happening.

Out of the finally six, who would you least want to be chained to?: Duncan! That would be a blast!

THE LOSER RESORT, EEEEEEEEE!: Sucks to lose but awesome place to crash.

Your opinion on Mr. Coconut: Awesome Coconut!

Your opinion on sticky buns: Taste amazing!

Your opinion on Heather's haircut: LOL, sorry but I laughed my ass off!

Before you found out who the winner was, Owen or Gwen? Owen, I had a feeling.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

Alejandro:
(x) You are Hispanic (half Hispanic...still counts!)
() You’re very popular at your school (Is there such thing as half an x?)
() Either one or both of your parents are diplomats
(x) You have been raised to be a fine lady/gentleman (oh yeah, family really strict about that)
() You have ditched your boyfriend/girlfriend alone
() You make others do your dirty work for you
(x) You have an older sibling who teases you to no end (oh yeah, my older sister. Oh how I feel your pain Alejandro)
(x) You are cautious of your decisions and act only when necessary
Total: 4

Anne Maria:
() You are from New Jersey
(x) You speak with an accent (sometimes)
() You add so many products to your hair
() You have/had a fake tan
() You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are
() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself
() You wear a lot of make-up
() You can't sing
Total: 1

B:
() You don't talk much
() You're a bit on the chubby side
() Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic
() You're skilled in mechanics
() You are embarrassed of your first name
() You like using initials
(x) You have multiple items in your coat
() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off
Total: 1

Beth:
() You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
(x) You wear/used to wear braces (does a retainer count?)
() You wear/used to wear glasses
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
(x)One of your favorite colors is pink
(x) You work on a farm (when I visit my uncles, I help around)
Total: 5

Brick:
(x) You/your family has a military background (From my mom side, my great-grandfather and my great uncle. From my dad, I think its just my gramps)
(x) You follow a moral code
(x) You are dedicated to protect friends and family
(x) You are rather athletic
() You STINK at Fashion design
(x) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others
() You're scared of the dark, as well as its noises
() You have the "need to be dominated"
Total: 5

Bridgette:
() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
(x) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail (sometimes)
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
Total: 4

Cameron:
() You're exactly or less than 100 pounds
() You have lived in a bubble
(x) You have overprotective parents

() You're not the most athletic person out there

(x) You're a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an "expendable player"
() You wore diapers until a late age
() (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl
Total: 2

Cody:
(x) You love technology (sometimes...its a love/hate relationship)
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(x) You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
(x) You have a gap between your front teeth (a tiny, tiny gap)
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard/piano
(x) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you (hell yeah!)
Total: 3

Courtney:
() You are/were a CIT
(x) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
(x) Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
(x) Everything turns out wrong for you
(x) You fall for the delinquents/criminals/bad boys
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Total: 6

Dakota:
() You're addicted to fame
(x) You LOVE pink!
() You are a major fashion phenomena
() You usually wear sunglasses
() Your parent(s) are majorly rich
() You're attracted to nerds
() You and your phone are inseparable
() You hate feeling sorry for others
Total: 1

Dawn:
() You are a Wicca/witch
() You can read auras
(x) You love nature and communicating with animals (Yell at my cat all the time, cause he is not so bright)
(x) You are very short
() You can levitate
() You know how to meditate
(x) You don't really care about money
() You are able to detect positive/negative energy
Total: 3

DJ:
(x) You love animals
(x) Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
(x) Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly (They are the best!)
Total: 6

Duncan:
() You have/had a Mohawk (No, I can't rock the Mohawk)
() You've been to jail/prison
() You love skulls and crossbones
(x) You have piercings (Yup, really do want to get more though)
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
(x) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes (sadly I do not...I can't smirk for shit!)
Total: 4

Eva:
() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
(x) You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
(x) You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Total: 3

Ezekiel:
() You're home schooled
() You're sexist
(x) You have/had/wear a toque
(x) You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost every day
() You pick your nose often (Ew!)
() You have no friends
() You are pale (Nope, love my tan skin tone!)
Total: 2

Geoff:
(x) You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
(x) You wear a cowboy hat
(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard

Total: 3

Gwen:
() You're Goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black (I do wear black but you know what, I am going to interpret this as fishnets with black clothing...I refuse to be anyway associated with her...)
() You make the first move
() Preppy things piss you off (Well you know what, YOU piss me off!)
() You have a younger brother
() Annoying things irk you up
Total: 0 (Oh Thank God!)

Harold:
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Gosh"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x) You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Total: 1

Heather:
() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
(x) You often get embarrassed
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Total: 1

E-Scope/Izzy:
(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
() Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
() You've camped out in the woods (sadly no)
Total: 4

Jo:
() You're a tomboy
() You are EXTREMELY athletic
() You don't think anyone is better than you
() You aren't the most attractive person
() You HATE the beauty queen
() You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin
() Your favorite accessory is a whistle
() (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy
Total: 0

Justin:
() You're the eye candy
(x) People often stare at you (Yeah and I find it creepy...)
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo-shoots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous (Not so entirely sure about that)
Total: 1

Katie:
() You have a BFFFL
(x 1/2) You have big hips, but skinny body (kind of)
(x) You're pretty
() You're often sweet
(x) You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends

Total:

LeShawna:
() You're the ghetto girl
(x) You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
(x) You have a great taste in style
(x) You know how to dance
(x) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Total: 6

Lightning:
() You talk in the third person
() You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes
() You can’t spell
() You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender
() You are an overachiever
() You have protein powder
() You believe in teams of one
() You often call people "losers"
Total: 0

Lindsay:
() You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
(x) Your boobs are big (sadly yes)
(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
Total: 3

Mike:
() You have a mental disorder
() You have said you are an actor
() You like two people at the same time
(x) You talk in your sleep
() You have a therapist/psychiatrist
(x) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy
() You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel
(x) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love
Total: 3

Noah:
(x) You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high (I actually don't know my IQ...I should really get that tested)
(x) You're in Honors classes
() Sports aren't your forte
() You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(x) You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
Total: 3

Owen:
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
(x) Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Total: 3

Sadie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
() You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Total: 0

Sam:
(x) You love video games
() You have embarrassed yourself on your only date
() You have cat-like reflexes
() You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league
() You are a couch potato
() You have a "circus thumb"
() You sometimes speak in video-game talk
() You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode
Total: 1

Scott:
() You LOVE manipulating people
() You're a poser
() You like to whittle
() Animals don't like you
() You don't like animals
() You have a lucky item
() You're a ginger
() You have freckles covering you
Total: 0

Sierra:
(x) You are a fan of Total Drama (OMG yes!)
() You have a crush on one of the Total Drama castmates, or any celebrity for that matter
(x) Your hair is really long
() You can be a bit of a stalker
() You’re a basket-weaver
() You’re a slap-dancer
() You’re very tall
() You talk in text, even outside the phone
Total: 2

Staci:
(x) You have a long ancestry (I can trace it back to 1865, when my ancestor, an Iroquois Indian,
lived)
() You are a compulsive liar
() You talk incessantly
() You are rather overweight
() You are annoying to most people
(x) You have trouble swimming (can't swin at all)
() You have been bald at one point
() You don't have many friends
Total: 2

Trent:
() You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
(x) You've been heartbroken (yeah and I wasn't even dating the guy nor did he knew that I liked him!...wow, how sad is that!)
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
() You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Total: 3

Tyler:
() You suck at sports
(x) You often wear red
() You wear a head bandanna
() You wear sweat clothes
() You're tall
(x) You have brown hair and brown eyes (dark brown hair)
() You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Total: 2

Zoey:
(x) You wear stuff in your hair
() You're an only child
() You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends
(x) You like retro fashions/music
(x) You enjoy the theatre
() You have seen your crush go out with someone else
(x) You are generally nice, but have a tough side
(x) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

Total:5

So I am most like Courtney and LeShawna...cool.

WACKY CHOOSING FRIENDS QUIZ
RULES: Choose 10 characters of your favorite TV show out of random without looking at the questions!

1. Courtney
2. Duncan
3. Heather
4. Alejandro
5. Bridgette
6. Cody
7. Geoff
8. Izzy
9. Trent
10. Cameron

LET THE WACKINESS BEGIN!

1) #4 invites #3 and #8 to dinner at his/her house. What happens?
Well, Alejandro will try to get it on with Heather, Heather refusing his advances while Izzy plans to bomb the world.

2) #9 tries to get #5 to go to a strip club.
Trent: Come on Bridge, we got to enjoy all the experiences life has to offer us!

Bridgette: No thanks, I'm good.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose #1 or #6?
Courtney's for sure. Can't really trust Cody.

4) #2 and #7 are making out. #10 walks in. What’s their reaction?

Cameron: walks in seeing Duncan and Geoff making out, becomes shocked yet intrigue to research about this.

5) #3 falls in love with #6. #8 is jealous. What happens?
Izzy: Back off Heather, you stay away from Cody! Starts bombing the place

6) #4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? #10, #2 or #7?
Alejandro: Hola mamita, Want to have some fun tonight.

Me: No interested Al!

Cameron: EEP! Goes in his bubble.

Duncan: Hey Cucarracha, you stay away from her defends me

Geoff: Also defends me

7) #1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Me: Holy crap Court, you cookies are to die for!

Courtney: Thanks MusicLuver78901

8) #5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does #9 do?
Trent: Holy crap Bridgette, are you ok?

Bridgette: Does it look like I'm ok!?

9) #3 has to marry #8, #4 or #9. Who do they chose?
Out of those three, Heather will have to reluctantly marry Alejandro.

10) #7 kidnaps #2 and demands something from #5 for #2's release. What is it?
Geoff: Dude why did I kidnap you again? And why do I demand Bridgette for your return?

Duncan: Do you think I know!?

11) You get to meet either #1 or #6. Who do you chose?
Me: Courtney, for the win!

12) #10 challenges #4 to a chariot race. Why?
Alejandro: Why did you challenged me.

Cameron: No clue.

13) Everyone gangs up on #3. Does #3 have a chance in Hell?
Heather might be able to beat the majority of the group.

14) Everyone is invited to #2 and #10's wedding except for #8. How do they react?
Duncan and Cameron getting married...

Izzy: E-Scope is going to boom boom! starts blowing up the wedding

15) Why is 6 afraid of #7?
Me: Because Geoff went a bit crazy on Cody during a party.

16) #10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Duncan: What a boring story! What the hell are protists?

Cameron: How did you pass science in high school?

17) #1 arrives late for #2 and #10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Courtney: Sorry I’m late. I had a Saturday School class that I can’t miss!
Duncan: Well you haven't missed much, Izzy basically bombed the whole wedding

18) #5 and #9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Oh great...

19) #3, #8, #6 and #4 all go to the zoo for #8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get #8?
Izzy let the animals out and her and the animals starts attacking everyone at the zoo.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They’re all protesting that I need to put up the new chapter of TMM

21) #9 murders #2's best friend, what does #2 do to get back at them?
Duncan breaks Trent's guitar and beats the crap out of him.

22) #6 and #1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does #6 save himself/herself or #1?
Cody: GO ON WITHOUT ME!
Courtney: *runs off* OKAY!
Cody: What? NO! I was being dramatic!

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Not sure

24) #5 is trapped in a cave. #10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Cameron completely fails saving Bridgette so everyone else has to save the both of them.

25) #3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Heather starts torturing the campers and makes them her slaves.

26) #4, #6, and #7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. #8 walks in. What happens?
Izzy walking in seeing Alejandro, Cody and Geoff doing the hokey-pokey. Knowing her she will join in and then make her own derange version of that dance.

27) #1 starts to write a fan-fiction where they and #2 are going out. What is #2's reaction?
Duncan: Well, we are (or had???) going out, doesn't matter.

28) #7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Not the best but alright.

29) #8 and #3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Izzy starts communicating with the animals and Heather is weirded out.

30) While they are camping, they run into the bogeyman. What do they do?

Izzy and Heather join forces and beat the crap out of the boogeyman! Like a boss!

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