"And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oh hoo hoo, the sky is the limit!"
"Sanity, you're a madman!"
"Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!"
"Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no-one should do it, ever!"
[after jumping off a tall building and landing on the ground] "Gravity is a harsh mistress."
"He has the mustache of a titan."
"I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender." I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context."
"I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive."
"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food."
"Man. Today is so loopy."
"Oh, what a goofy work is man."
"Papa's got a brand-new bag... of fish!"
"Space aliens have neat stuff. Their space cookies are good, too."
"Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way."
"What was with the lobsters? I thought there were alligators in the sewers. I was ready for alligators."
"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"
"The eyes play tricks like tiny round devils."
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"
"Yeah, baby, yeah! I'm the Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!"
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
"Would you rather have them in your tent pissing outside or outside your tent pissing in?"
"The road to disaster is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions."
"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."