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No, im Rongo Starr. im not a rip off of Ringo, dont say i am ok?

I love the rolling stones and david bowie, the beatles, iggy pop, rod stewart, queen, spiders from mars, led zepplin,y'know.

i have a tumblr. its : its-mick-jagger

thats all imma say 4 now

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Garden Variety Royalty by Kayka reviews
When it comes to accepting gifts from his beloved, Jareth really ought to know better. When it comes to giving such gifts, Sarah really ought to expect tit for tat. Sareth. One-and-a-half-shot. May contain egregious misuse of a Goblin King and a flower crown. *Bonus mini chapter added because I watched three pigeons fight over cheeto. It was truly inspirational.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Story About Bookstores by Maggot Magnet reviews
After accidentally allowing Scout to accompany him to the bookstore, Engineer is forced to cope with the annoying bastard for a day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Scout Wonders What the Hell Sex Is by Maggot Magnet reviews
Seriously, what the hell IS that? I'm serious. Seriously. Wheeze wheeze.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Scout
TF2 GOES TO DISNEY WORLD by Maggot Magnet reviews
Scout the retarded douchebag finally gets a freakin' idea and the team actually does it even though they all hate him
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Scout
Scout Decides to Grow Balls by Maggot Magnet reviews
This took years to perfect, you're all jealous
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Scout
Sniper Adventures by Dogs Bower reviews
Sniper has an adventure.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Engineer Adventures by Dogs Bower reviews
Engineer has an adventure.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Engineer - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Simple Visit by SummoningSpazzy reviews
The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Scout Adventures by Dogs Bower reviews
Scout has an adventure.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Scout - Complete
Yearbook by jojoandpicnic97 reviews
Mathew finally got his yearbook signed by a certain Prussian Prucan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Scout hangs around Medic when he isn't blasting fools on the battlefield. Rated M, Medic/Scout, M/M yaoi.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Medic, Scout
Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes by lilsandstorm reviews
Another Hetalia crack story. Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Hug a Prussian Day! by Always irritated reviews
K plus for a brief suggestive thing at the end Nothing big . PruCan-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Birthday by stephfarrow94 reviews
Deidara's having a horrible birthday... until Tobi makes Deidara realise just how much he really loves the masked nin. DeiTobi lemon yaoi ooc. Request for Deikyun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Unmasked by Secret170193 reviews
Deidara's sick of it, he must know what's under that mask. Tobi's having none of it. As Deidara goes to greater and greater lengths to get Tobi to show himself, will he discover something he thought he'd never find? M rated for rape.DeiXTobi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Why Canada Dislikes Ponytails by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Canada puts his hair up to do some housework, and gets an... interesting reaction from Prussia. PruCan, Matthew/Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sonic and Tails go to Hooters by Dogs Bower reviews
It's Sonic's birthday and it will be a very special celebration.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Shadow the Hedgehog gets a colonoscopy by Dogs Bower reviews
Shadow must go to the doctor. He is not pleased at all.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Shadow - Complete
One door closes, Another opens - DeiTobi by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara is broken up over Sasori's death and Tobi is his new partner, and maybe a new love? Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hey Senpai by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
Deidara can't sleep. Maybe it's because the new Akatsuki member, Tobi, is keeping him awake with annoying questions. crackfic; NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Stealthily Molest by Psychotic Deity reviews
Pakkun and Kakashi share a special Valentine's Day. In Gai's bedroom. It's pink.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Candy canes by demonrubberducky reviews
DeiTobi Deidara tries to teach Tobi the right way to eat a candy cane. A short holiday fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Go Take a Shower! by Kitsunecubby reviews
Tobi didn't know why Deidara was always making him shower, but he thinks he gets the idea. A brief explanation of their relationship. DeiTobi Fluff. Don't like shounen ai? Read it and flame me I dare you . Mild smexual references. Ignores character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Diamond by Junsui Kegasu reviews
Only a diamond can scratch another diamond. NaruGaa. Lemon in the background. Reqeust for Gatchan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Tanuki Ugly by cneko2 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up in bed. Just not alone in bed. Wacky morning after hijinks ensue. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2004
Crotched to Death by David Bowie by A Grayer Shade of Gray reviews
The title says it all.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Jareth - Complete