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The death is but a door...it swings both ways.

Those that say nothings impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Death's door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

Confucius says: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem: I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

So many people...so few comets.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)

Forecast for tonight: dark.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it!

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

They condemn what they do not understand.

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

You have the right to remain silent, so SHUT UP!

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Last Chance by redhead evans reviews
If looks could kill…. But Ron, for once, was right. This was her last chance. Hermione goes to Minerva and tells the older woman how she feels. MM/Hr
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Lost in the Past by Red Hope reviews
Set in Ancient Rome, Stagira becomes fascinated by a young, powerful gladiator only known as Cameron. She ignores all the risks and becomes determined to find out more about the female gladiator. TSCC Uber. Femslash. Stagira/Cameron.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,673 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - [Cameron, Sarah C.] OC - Complete
Heart's Desire by anonymouth reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than a Feeling by ohGrumpy1 reviews
Just my thoughts and feelings on how Annabelle and Simone actually met and their adventures in the college setting. Much easier to wrap my mind around this scenario. Life IS always an adventure don't you think?
Loving Annabelle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 208,830 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
A Drink To Help You Sleep by Mickey Sixx reviews
St Trinian's 2007 Movie. Annabelle can't sleep and Kelly has just the right cure for her insomnia. AnnabelleKelly. FEMMSLASH.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Blurring The Lines by AlbuslovesGellertx3333333 reviews
Pansy and Hermione's sixth year is not what they had anticipated. What happens when the two girls begin to blur the line between love and hate, and what are Harry and Draco doing? HG/PP HP/DM Hermansy, and Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Parkinson, Pansy by chrisdga reviews
It starts when Hermione believes is the end. Hermione/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Sandwich with a Side of Friendship by smirking-muse reviews
Pansy hates university, but Hermione might be able to change her mind. A slow friendship forms between the two that later transforms into something else. Warnings: AU, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,334 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Drunk Love Lullaby by shoe loo reviews
[Complete] When Ron cheats on Hermione she turns to Ginny for help. When Ginny and Hermione spend a night on the town things get a little heated, and they can’t stop what they are feeling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,167 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Naps by Angel of Insanity reviews
Blaise is a night owl and Hermione is an early riser, which doesn't explain why Pansy Parkinson is making it impossible for her to take a nap. Even so, she can't escape her thoughts of the sharp tongued girl. HermionePansy, BlaiseDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Oxygen by hiddensoullover reviews
[OneShot Prequel to 'If Only'] Pansy and Hermione get trapped in Trelawney's closet one day and discover some of the benefits of the lack of air...AND schoolmates! WARNING: FEMSLASH! ShojoAi!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Friends and Enemies reviews
Pansy stumbles over an unlikely scene and with her interference one thing leads to another... First story, please be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete