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Author has written 11 stories for Sanctuary, and Castle.
From the often-rainy-sometimes-snowy-always-windy England!
Procrastinator, fangirl and chocolate lover :3
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*My main aspiration in life is to meet all the actors from my favourite TV shows. I'm on my way there people! Thank the deities for Conventions!*
SUPERNATURAL, SHERLOCK, FARSCAPE, AGENTS OF SHIELD, STAR TREK, STARGATE, SANCTUARY, CASTLE...
Supernatural: Destiel Sabriel Megstiel
SG-1: Sam/Jack Daniel/Vala Sam/Martouf Daniel/Janet Sam/Narim *but don't talk to me about Sam/Pete >:( go away Pete!!*
SGA: McKeller John/Teyla John/Wier
SGU: Eli/Chloe, Eli/Ginn Young/TJ Brody/Park Volker/Park
Sanctuary: Teslen Helen/John
Doctor Who: Ten/Rose Eleven/River Amy/Rory
Castle: Caskett Esplanie Ryan/Espo!Bromance
Farscape: John/Aeryn John/Chianna Stark/Zhan Dargo/Chianna *Frell! Dren! Fahrbot! Yotz! Drannit! Drad! Son of a Hazmot!*
Star Trek: Kirk/Spock
RANDOM FACTS TIME! Or, as you might like to call it, USELESS FACTS TIME!!
I believe in aliens! Yes! They are real!
I'm right handed
I randomly burst out into the Muppets (Mahna Mahna) theme tune at inappropriate times
I wish I could speak Latin. Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus ;D
If I had 3 superpowers they would be:
-Telekinesis cause you can move stuff with your mind!! *moves doughnut into hand* Nomnomnom XD
-Teleportation like Druitt! (Then I'd be able to actually go to SDCC!)
-Telepathy cause you can read peoples minds!! Oohh! 'So, you like ice-cream, you have a dog named Poofie and what's that, Oh, you aren't really an accountant, you're a ninja?!'
LOSE IT, IT MEANS GO CRAZY, NUTS, INSANE, BONZO, NO LONGER IN POSSEION OF ONES FACULTIES, THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL...WACKO!!
- Jack O'Neill, Window of Oppurtunity
Hey, I'm Dr Rodney McKay alright. Difficult takes a few seconds, impossible a few minutes!
-Dr Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis
Cool, damp, dark...that translates to scary, awful, bad!
-Yet again McKay
-Teal'c, SG-1, every episode LOL
-John Crichton, Crackers Don't Matter
He's the only one who's isn't affected by Traltix because he's deficient!
Who you callin' Deficient?!
-Chianna and John, Crackers Don't Matter
-Helen Magnus, many episodes
Well, life's a bitch and then you don't die
-Nikola Tesla, Sleepers
Your mothers a sewer rat!!
How's your magnetism in here?
You tell me...
Really? Even now!
Helen and Nikola, Chimera
Ah Nikola, do you really need to ask? (*SQUEEE*)
You smell like cherries...
Castle, Vampire Weekend
I almost died, and all I could think about was you... *squeee*
Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of...little yellow bolts of light!
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole!
I lost my shoe...
You don't think you deserve to be saved?
Dean and I do share a more profound bond.
Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
I need you
Sherlock is a girls name.
I don't have friends, I've just got one.
Are you wearing any pants?
John and Sherlock
List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1. Dean Winchester [SPN]
2. Rodney McKay [SGA]
3. Castiel [SPN]
4. Eli Wallace [SGU]
5. Helen Magnus [Sanctuary]
7. Jack O'Neill [SG1]
8. John Crichton [Farscape]
9. Leo Fitz [AOS]
10. The 11th Doctor [Doctor Who]
11. Richard Castle
12. Gabriel [SPN]
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Do those even exist? [Sherlock/Castle]
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
YES! Geeky-hot! [Eli]
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wouldn't be the weirdest thing to have happened in either show to be honest... [Gabriel/Crichton]
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Cutesy FitzSimmons fics are the best when you want a bit of fluff!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
There would be so many arguments and battles of ego...it could work [McKay/Sherlock]
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten because they both love an adventure, and I'm sure a cup of tea :D [Magnus/Eleven]
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No... although that would be interesting... I WANT THIS NOW [Dean Winchester/Crichton]
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not for ages :( [Magnus]
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
[Dean and Jack O’Neill are in a happy relationship until Fitz runs off with Jack. Dean, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Castle and a brief unhappy affair with Sherlock, then follows the wise advice of Helen Magnus and finds true love with Gabriel.]
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
It'd be like an au episode of SG-1 where Cam was actually John and they were fighting for position as leader on SG-1 XD [Jack/John]
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I would beg for them to introduce us! [Magnus]
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
How did you guys...how..when..why?!?! [John/Castle]
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would cry and feed him lemons... [McKay]
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
I would ask why the hell Fitz wasn't with Simmons and why Cas wasn't with Dean! [Leo/Castiel]
23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
Here are some things you can do in an elevator for a laugh:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 2
6. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Repost if you laughed...
or if you'll acctually do any of these things
And finally, something I saw on Blue Liquorice and Bookworm's profile. Sorry--I need it!!!!!!!! :P
I promise to remember Ashley,
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