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Author has written 8 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, and Book of Life.

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Stories Currently Published:

Daisuki Papa!- When Alice finds a some girls who look familiar... Later she founds out that all the girls are actually daughters of today's Roleholders! Can Alice take care of the crazy Roleholders daughters? Is one of them hers?

Keep Playing- *Takes places before start of story* After the death of his mother, Manolo has shut himself inside of his house, deep in depression. Can Maria find a way to get him out? Mostly Manolo/Maria fluff, some Tres Leches at the end.

Note: tk- to come

OC Characters:

For Daisuki Papa!

Natsuki White

Age: 8 1/2

Likes: Family,hugs, cherry blossoms

Dislikes: Getting dirty, being alone

Personality: She's a lively girl with a big heart. She sort the leader of the kids, often making ideas on what they should do as a group. She's got a soft spot in her heart for romantic story. She loves being surrounded by people she loves and doesn't like being alone a lot.

Father: Peter White

Mother: tk

Akahana Dupre

Age: 9

Likes: Flowers(especially roses),tea, gardening, stars and the night sky

Dislikes: Carrots, bugs

Personality: She's a clever and smart girl. She's slightly more mature than most girls her age. She just a little blunt and likes to tease. She's also a bit romantic. She deeply cares about her friends and says just the right thing when she needs to.

Father: Blood Dupre

Mother: tk

Aoi Monrey

Age 9

Likes: Clocks, wind up toys, books

Dislikes: Bitter things,

Personality: She's rather shy but she's very sweet. She's happiest when she's with people she cares about. She's really smart and is rather good with her hands. She is a just a little stubborn though. She likes to make jokes to get her father to smile or even laugh.

Father: Julius Monrey

Mother: tk

Utako Gowland

Age:9 1/2

Likes: Music

Dislikes: Badly played music, crowds

Personality: She's a cheerful, warm girl that cares for her friends. She loves music and loves to play it on her trumpet, but she often gets stage fright. She tends to act like an older sister to most of her friends.

Father: Mary Gowland

Mother: tk

Amai March

Age: 8 1/2

Likes: Sweets, Baking

Dislikes: Teasing

Personality: A chip of her father's block: She's a sweet girl but with a rather spicy temper. She may seem tough but she's actually rather sensitive. She loves to baking for her friends and her father.

Father: Elliot March

Mother: tk

Yumeko Gottschalk

Age: 8

Likes: Painting, drawing

Dislikes: Coughing, Being Sick (Who doesn't?), Hospitals

Personality: She's very caring and creative girl. She's rather quiet compared to most of her friends, but if someone she knows is sick she'll do anything to make sure they rest. She's happy painting or drawing by herself but also likes to spend time with friends too. One of her favorite things to do is take care of others.

Father: Nightmare Gottschalk

Mother: tk

Tora Airay

Age 8

Likes: Milk, Fish, Mischief, Pranks

Dislikes: Getting injured, tattling

Personality: A mischievous and crafty young girl who loves a good joke. She likes to tease and play jokes on others, but she can be rather affectionate and sweet when she with someone she really likes. A bit of a troublemaker but she knows when to quit. She tends to get injured a lot.

Father: Boris Airay

Mother: tk

Fumiko and Takara Tweedle

Age: 7 (they are the same age)

Likes: Betting, tricks, jewels

Dislikes: Being scolded

Personality: While Takara is more of a tomboy and Fumiko is more girly, both of them are both mischief makers. Separately they are trouble, together they are a handful. They are sweet girls, they just like causing trouble.

Father: Takara-Dum, Fumiko-Dee

Mother: tk for both

Tama Ringmarc

Age: 9

Likes: Stuff toys, Animals, Domestic stuff

Dislikes: Seeing things hurt or abandoned

Personality: She's a domesticated girl with big heart. She's kind to almost to a fault. She adores real and stuff animals, especially the cute ones. She always wants to help out.

Father: Gray Ringmarc

Mother: tk

Midori Villers

Age: 7 1/2

Likes: Cheese, soda, hide-and-seek

Dislikes: Thunder

Personality: She's a bit timid and scares easily. She doesn't like being left alone for long. She often is like a little sister to most of the girls. She's surprising clever and smart and is rather quick on her feet. She doesn't like the dark, so she often drinks a lot of soda to stay up at night.

Father:Pierce Villers

Mother: tk

Mamoru Chivalron

Age: 9

Likes: Journals, books, travels, writing

Dislikes: Leaving things behind,forgetting things

Personality: She's happy-go-lucky girl. She's simpleminded and has a rather poor sense of direction, just like her father. She likes reading a lot. She always seems to have a journal on her and writes in it for her mother's sake everyday.

Father: Ace Chivalron

Mother: tk

Masahiko Windsor

Age: 10

Likes: Tea, roses, sunsets

Dislikes: People teasing his friends, the girls fighting over him

He's a polite and kind boy who does like to tease. He also very creative and just a bit silly (if not) crazy. Whenever someone is cruel to some he cares about, he acts rather mean and rude to that person. His philosophy, "Treat others like you want to be treated."He's sort of like teasing yet kind older brother to the girls. He sees them as little sisters. He's the girls prince charming and they all love him for his kind heart. He has a crush on Alice.

Father: Randolph Windsor (King of Hearts)

Mother: Vivaldi Windsor

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Xibalba and La Muerte Drabbles by DemonWriterX reviews
UPDATE: I just uploaded 4 new chapters! Little short stories of Xibalba and La Muerte, either before or after the movie. All in random order also my stories are PG, there is no changing that. I own nothing. Please excuse the grammar mistakes and the little author notes at the bottom.
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,520 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 10/22/2014 - La Muerte, Xibalba
Of Sugary Marigolds and Glossy Tar by Gothika Faerie reviews
This is a collection of stories concerning the turbulent but consistently heartfelt devotion shared by La Muerte and Xibalba.
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/13 - [La Muerte, Xibalba]
Deny Everything And Run by purpledragon6 reviews
Xibalba would never deny his wife anything... Well, almost anything.
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Xibalba, La Muerte]
Grapes & Other Stories by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Just another collection of moments between our two favorite death gods; most sweet, some sour, all guaranteed Gravepainters. Update: Nessun Dorma. Xibalba was expecting bloodsport. What he got instead was opera. Featuring Jorge Sanchez.
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/6/2014 - La Muerte, Xibalba
Tears of Despair and Joy by ladyanaconda reviews
Xibalba not only lost his wife, but now he's alone with a newborn baby girl which part of him blames for her mother's fate; however, spending a few moments with his child can change everything. Post-movie AU one-shots featuring Xibalba and his daughter.
Book of Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,899 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Xibalba, OC - Complete
The Wager by ArtsyPaige reviews
Xibalba fell in love with La Muerte first. He hopes that a wager will bring them together. Will he succeed?
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7 - [La Muerte, Xibalba] - Complete
Love Given, Unearned by peachandrabbit reviews
Interacting with an unrelated child is different from interacting with one's own child. Will they even love him? That question circles Sidney's mind ceaselessly; it will take more than a few words from Alice to soothe his fears.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Alice L., Sidney B. - Complete
H is for Hatter by EmmaLee65 reviews
After deciding to stay in Underland, Alice and Hatter are forced to face many obstacles that keep them from being truly happy. Can they prove to the rest of Underland and each other that they are meant to be? Halice. DISCONTINUED. May pick back up later.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
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A Goddess's Prayer reviews
La Muerte can't help overhear the prayers of a member of her favorite families. Yet she is powerless over such events. Who would listen to a goddess's prayer?
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27 - La Muerte, OC, Carlos S., Carmen S. - Complete
Una Familia Verdadera reviews
Alternate Timeline!Takes place long before the movie!-What if La Muerte and Xibalba had a child long before they made their first infamous wager? A series of one shots as focusing this family of gods. Mostly fluffy warm family pieces. Rated T for safety. Gravepainters all the way!
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Xibalba, La Muerte, OC
A New Kind of Love reviews
Xibalba expected a lot of things during his wife's pregnancy. *Warning Pregnancy Sex* Don't like don't read.
Book of Life - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29
Lesson reviews
Carlos doesn't know how to dance and Carmen shows him how Takes place long before events of the movie.
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29 - Carlos S., Carmen S. - Complete
La Muerte's Locket reviews
A companion to DemonWriterX's (thebronyphilospher's) one shot: Locket focusing on La Muerte and her memory of when she first got her locket.
Book of Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14 - La Muerte, Xibalba - Complete
Stay reviews
Manolo is sick and now Maria is taking care, rather fussing over, him.
Book of Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10 - Manolo S., Maria P., Chuy - Complete
Keep Playing reviews
*Takes places before start of story* After the death of his mother, Manolo has shut himself inside of his house, deep in depression. Can Maria find a way to get him out? Mostly Manolo/Maria fluff, some Tres Leches at the end.
Book of Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Manolo S., Maria P. - Complete
Daisuki Papa! reviews
When Alice finds several little girls, she can't help but take them in. How is Alice gonna react when she finds out not only that they're from the future, but also each one has a Roleholder for a father and a Foreigner for a mother! Sorry if summary sucks
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,267 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Alice L.