I.Deal.In.Dreams
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Hiya! I.Deal.In.Dreams here. (WHY in heaven's name did I choose such an annoying-to-type-out penname?) I’m just your average No. 2 pencil-wielding homework ninja, a.k.a. disillusioned high school student suffering from severe senioritis.

A little about me, for those of you who care to know…

Likes: springtime, books, tangerines, soundtracks, British accents, fanfiction (obviously), vanilla icecream, Manchester United, happily ever after

Dislikes: mushrooms, heights, horror movies, cats, rude people, mosquitoes, stressing out

Naruto pairings I ardently support: NejiTen, SasuSaku (yes, I'm a believer!), MinaKushi, NaruHina, ShikaIno…though I'm not at all averse to KibaHina or ShikaTema. And when I'm in the mood: ItaSaku, DeiSaku, KakaSaku. (Geez, Sakura just goes with anyone, doesn't she?) I'm quite open to pairings, as long as it's not NejiHina – for God's sakes, they are cousins…COUSINS, thankyouverymuch.

So just read, relax, and enjoy! And review, if you can find it in your heart to do so. I live off of reviews like Naruto lives off of ramen. :)

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the dragon's pearls by aryatai reviews
A collection of HuanZhuGeGe stories. 6: (cont. from punchkiss) Her breath would taste like freedom, he thought, and her lips would taste like the sky. Not for the first time, Yong Qi wondered if he was crazy to chase after the wind.
Princess Returning Pearl/還珠格格 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Xiao Yan Zi, Yong Qi] [Er Kang, Zi Wei]
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prince and Me by Ruan Chun Xian reviews
She was still in slight disbelief that she was sitting in the illustrious Fifth Prince's car, and he nearly ran her over! How many girls would sell their souls to be her! - Told in vignettes, with an abundance of tropes, fluff, pop culture rip-offs, parody, self-insert and Mary Sue
Princess Returning Pearl/還珠格格 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,797 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Yong Qi, Xiao Yan Zi]
Truth About Forever From Wes by Summer Glory reviews
The title says it all. Just something I'm experimenting with. If you like it and want me to keep going just review.
Truth About Forever - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,154 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2007
The Free Fall by IronyRocks reviews
The journey of their first year in Republic City together, as seen through Mako's eyes. Mako X Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Black and Blond by My-name-is-foxglove reviews
Theme 64, The Scenery From a Car Seat: You understand the meaning behind a blink of his eyelid, and that is natural. You're a pack of dogs crawling in the muck and trying to stay alive; the leader must be understood and obeyed -trusted- without question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - [Riza H., Roy M.]
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Miss Mungoe reviews
Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Nighthawk Confessional by daybreaks reviews
Roy realizes he has an important conversation he needs to make with his lieutenant. "Don't you think it's kind of weird and disturbing that an ex-serial killer has a crush on you?" Chapter 31. Roy, Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Denial by feari teiru reviews
For Levy, denial isn't just a river.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Of Band Aids and Broken Bones by Black Licorice Addict reviews
Sometimes band aids fixed more than scrapes, cuts, and broken bones. Spitfire fluff towards the end. Rated T for swearing .
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Usually Insulting by jellyjay reviews
She calls him a lot of things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Further Denial by Satellites on Parade reviews
Wally West does not, by any stretch of the imagination, miss Artemis Crock. Wally/Artemis. T for language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Fools Rush In by chromeknickers reviews
Korra doesn't understand why Mako's such a cautious firebender. He should be aggressive, but he isn't. He's too controlled, too... something. Korra's going to find out why. [Written Pre-Korra]
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Korra, Mako] - Complete
Weakness by Kapootya reviews
Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,374 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
When Neji met Tenten by Shadeehue reviews
Konoha Girls Grammar School is merged with their brother school. How to deal with members of the opposite sex and love? Yes, it's another AU highschool fic. Inspired by EshtarWind's gorgeous artwork. nejiten & more pairings...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,887 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Guilt and Guilds by JAK Kinase reviews
Spoilers up to chapter 212. Gajeel wasn't always one of the good guys. But he was trying. GajeelxLevy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
It Happened On Monday by Wind Spark reviews
"Beautiful?" she asked, and he nodded. "Yes." "Inspiring?" "Yes." "Fantastic?" "Yes." "Monumental?" "Yes." "Sad?" He paused a moment, watching the world through the glass. "Yes," he murmured. "Very."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A World For Two People by Hamtaro23 reviews
Quietly, he slips his ungloved hand into hers and as they leave headquarters for the evening, as the building dwindles to silence save for the sound of their receding footsteps, it feels as if this night, this world exists only for the two of them. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Cellphones in School by Hawkspirit16 reviews
Sakura spends most of her high school career in detention because of a stinking cell phone. Chat rooms, romance, and even a little bit of stalking! Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Not So Perfect Date by Silvery Mist reviews
When Riza goes out on a date with another man, a jealous Roy sets out to make sure sparks don’t fly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Old and Crusty by Gingeh reviews
I cleared my throat, and the area became silent. "When I was much younger, I worked under a man who had the power to control fire with the snap of his fingers." A collective 'ooh' came from the children gathered, and I chuckled. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Sandwich Held Hostage by Gingeh reviews
“But I can’t die!” Fuery wailed. “What would they write on my tombstone? ‘Kain Fuery - Died of Sandwich-related Burns?’” “Now that’d make people look twice,” Havoc chuckled. Fuery glared at him. "It's not funny!" -A smidgen of Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Seasons by Rondeau reviews
A year of not-confessions, misunderstandings, and surpriseattack!kisses gone horribly wrong, where Lucy ultimately learns that subtlety doesn't work on people like Natsu. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Soar by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble, WesMacy/ 'No way they could soar as high as I was.'
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Fly by mrie reviews
He is fifteen, he is sixteen, he is seventeen. He is learning, he is growing, he is changing. He is twenty three and he is more than recovered. /Team Seven Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Mistletoe Story by Dailenna reviews
Royai, minor EdWin, DennyMaria, reference to FalmanxScieszka Mistletoe plays a big part in the romantic side of Christmas, but have you ever wondered what it thinks about the whole thing? This is an FMA Christmas through the eyes of a sprig of mistletoe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 346 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Stealing a kiss by Silvery Mist reviews
[Royai] Why do you read romance novels, Riza?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Four Weeks of Rain by Rilina reviews
Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Cherry Picking by NessieGG reviews
Team Gai and Team 7 go out on the same mission and get caught up in Gai vs Kakashi. [Team Gai, Team 7, implied SasuSaku and NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fear by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
She's frightened, and yet it's something that she wants so much. Either way, it's happening now, and she isn't going to run. GenmaxShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Third Day by Goldberry reviews
She's got 72 hours to hide everything she is, and come back alive. [NejiTen, Team Gai] [Contest Entry]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Coping Mechanism by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji has to cope with no longer being the center of Tenten's attention. Neji has never been good at coping. [NejiTen] with a side of [Naru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blindsided by WritingOnTheStars reviews
When Neji is wounded during a mission, Tenten tries to help him discover what the word 'sight' truly means. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sakura in Wonderland by WritingOnTheStars reviews
Neji blows bubbles? Sasuke has bunny ears? Tenten grows weapons? Shino is a tree? Ino controls an army of playing cards? All Sakura wants to do is go home! Oneshot, Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Ten Steps by ferretgirl-1124 reviews
Beast Boy's advice on girls, and how to get them. RaeBB
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Beast Boy - Complete
Le Premier Semaine à Kadic by Fudge 1 reviews
Seven days, three students, one school. When the Loner, Geek, and Soccer Prodigy team up, what hope has anyone else got?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Of Youthful Passion and Local Butchers by wildcatt reviews
Neji is feeling deprived. Lee isn't helping. Tenten, however, is just plain confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
31 Days Hath December by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,973 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
OneTwoThree by Juxtaposie reviews
Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
It Sounds Like Love by Henrika reviews
The ever amorous declarations of Barry the Chopper are getting on Riza's nerves as she waits for Mustang. Based on the manga scene. RoyRiza!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Riza H., Barry the Chopper - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
The Starfish Significance by Goldberry reviews
A starfish can regrow as long as it still has its center, its heart. Tenten thinks Neji can, too. Set after the Chuunin exams. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2005
That Time by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Let Nothing Come Between by Goldberry reviews
A mistake by Sakura creates tension between Sasuke and Neji. Tenten comes to an understanding. [NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005
Symmetry by Goldberry reviews
Balance. Equilibrium. Or the lack thereof. [Team Gai, NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2005
How to Bake a Cake by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/25/2005
Fan Fiction Rots Your Brain! by virtgrad reviews
The Teen Titans decide to write their own fanfic about each other. They draw names to see who they’ll be writing about.Beast Boy draws Raven’s name and chaos ensues in earnest! (Parings: Who knows what these kids will come up with)
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Drunk with Love by teamgaifan reviews
Inspired by episode 124 of the anime. Why was Tenten standing on the sidelines as Gai and Neji tried to restrain a drunken Lee? A one-shot of what really happened that day, rated PG-13, just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/10/2005
Telephone by Goldberry reviews
There's only one thing to do when you hear a good piece of gossip, spread it. [Team Gai, NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2005
Notes On A Piano by Mewberries reviews
Ulrich's a little bummed over a recent letter from his parents. A trip down to the school's art wing and the discovery of a piano sends Ulrich on a trip down memory lane. A little bit of YU. Read, review and enjoy!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/2/2005
Love is Orange by SnoOza reviews
Whoever said love is red? Love is orange, as Maito Gai knows very well. And he’s making sure the rest of Konoha’s young ninja know so too. Featuring evil!Neji and matchmaker!Shino among others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
Tilting At Windmills by Goldberry reviews
A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Surveillance and Concealment by teamgaifan reviews
Gai sends Lee on a special mission to track down Tenten. But as Neji finds himself following along, the situation unexpectedly takes a turn towards the embarrassing…Light one-shot, rated PG-13 just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
A Conversation about Sakura by teamgaifan reviews
Is there a pair more dysfunctional than Sasuke and Sakura? Neji and Tenten share a conversation about Konoha’s favorite couple and learn a little more about themselves in the process. Light one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Destabilizing the Team Equilibrium by teamgaifan reviews
Nothing puts Neji in a worse mood than a bad training session, and when his teammates ruin his day, he is going to hold them accountable. A rather long but light one-shot. Pairing: Lee x Tenten…or is it? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 519 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unspoken by fireblazie reviews
A picture brings Sakura and Sasuke closer together. [SasuSaku, obviously]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2004
Not Another Sasuke Fangirl reviews
"Let me get this straight, Tenten. You want to pretend to be my…" Sasuke struggled to spit out the distasteful syllables, "…FANGIRL…to make Neji jealous?" And so begins a story of love, chaos, misunderstandings and tomatoes. NejiTen, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten