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Joined 09-05-10, id: 2527584, Profile Updated: 03-18-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Game X-overs, Soul Calibur, Fullmetal Alchemist, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

name: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobila Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel van Kaiser the III

age: somewhere between 1 and 9000!

Gender: 100% Man

Hobbies: Controlling the world, conquer nations, Taking long walks along the beach drinking the blood of my enemies from their shattered skulls

dislikes: hippies, stupid people, stupid villians who are over dramatic, and once again stupid people!

Awesome sayings:

Sanity is for the weak!

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, "Danger: Don Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel room well outside my border will work just as well.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least several round of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would prove a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legion of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strength and weaknesses. Even though this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible spot.No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive which is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcements and/or romantic sub-plot for the hero or his side-kick.I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.If my trusted lieutenant tell me my Legion of Terror is losing a battle, I will believe him.. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.Once my power is secure, I will destroy all of those pesky time travel devices.When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys that happens to follow him around.I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him and say "And here is the price for failure." then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all of my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions of the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people oriented position.I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legion of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.My Legion of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owners manual.If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: This also applies to passwords.If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?" I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of this nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.I will see a compentant psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be disadvantageous.If I must have a computer system with publicly available terminals, the maps they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints and then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon, instead of using my unstoppable super weapon on them.I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.I will instruct my Legion of Terror to attack the heroes en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.I will not tell my Legion of Terror "And he must be taken alive-" the command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonable practical."If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited edition commemorative coins.If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerously unbalanced structure.If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more alone the lines of "Push the button/"I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to do the task again.After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not disband legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.I will not design my main control room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead, I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling who failed or betrayed me, I will die first.When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening the cell for a look.My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However, if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each other' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb.Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.(this is not mine but I give it to you readers)

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Onirudra37's Rules for combat

~When one is about to die, let you gaseous farts out, you dont want to take them with you...

~When one sees something that they can not beat, do what comes naturally: RUN LIKE HELL!

~When you and your oponent are about to use your strongest attacks against one another, even the field, grab the melons or kick the coconuts, your sure to win by general WTFness.

~When going against someone who is stronger, faster, smarter, and has a greater attention span, flip them off and play dead by seizure and heart attack.

~The hand that feeds usually ends up bitten, the hand that holds the chidori usually becomes a human bug zapper.

~When a fist to the chest doesn't do the trick, boot to the head will even the score considerably.

~When strong attack meets weak defense guess what happens... whoops too slow.

~How one is supposed to be beaten is not the qestion, how you hide from them afterwards is what you should be answering.

~When a weapon is tearing its way through your chest consider this: Did i leave the stove on?

~When a man with a plan meets one who doesn't think ahead they both realize something, i have yet to figure out what.

~The greatest rule of fighting dirty, nothing is too underhanded, despicable, creepy or perverted to be useless, unless it turns out that it is useless than you just give up.

~The saddest attack when fighting dirty is when you dont have the chance to do something dirty.

~When destroying an enemy encampment, dont forget to kill the would be avengers.

~When stabbing make sure the knife blade is facing away from the body.

~When using a double sided knife do not stab, Ow.

~When charging, run away from the screaming legions.

~Head to head is overly exagerrated, head to foot is far more acceptable.

~When fighting a close range expert, back the fuck up.

~When a spear is thrusting at you, do not hip thrust back, it hurts.

~When sword is slashing at you, do not respond with chop, will result in loss of hand.

~When axe is hacking at you do not headbutt... ... ... i warned you.

~When tackling from the side, head stays above waistline, its best for everyone's sake.

~Shoulder tackles are so outdated, knees to the chin are much more fun.

~If you are shy and your opponent takes this as weakness and begins to gloat, i reccomend a chibi with a large mallet.

~When wrapped up in rope, dont try to escape. The enemy will eventually lose interest and you can walk out anyway.

~How the enemy is advancing should be ignored, rather how their generals are going to attack should be a greater issue.

~Never repeat never, attack an enemy encampment right after opening a jar of peanut butter, it is destined to great loss.

~Wood is just as capable as steel when making a weapon, even better for a flaming one

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Moto2201, OniRudra37,Bazerkerking

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!!!!

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile,

If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would please let Sakura hook up with Sasuke so she would shut up copy and paste this,

If you just wish for Sakura to shut up paste this,

If you want to see Sasuke bitch slap Sakura paste this,

If you belive Kyuubi attacked Sakura because she didn't like her and is tired of her hurting her man paste this,

If you wish Masashi would just kill Sakura copy and paste this,

If you just plain fucking hate Sakura copy and paste this into your profile,

If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would end Naruto with NarutoxFemKyuubi copy this to your profile,

If you believe Kyuubi secretly loves Naruto paste this,

If you wish Naruto would end with NarutoxTemari paste this to your profile,

If you beleive Temari has a crush on Naruto paste this,

If you just want Naruto would become hokage and have a beautiful wife(Excluding Sakura) and kid and live happily for the rest of his life paste this.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, very soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Answering Machine Messages:

1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya, We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...really slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.

2. Hi. I'm probably home, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you.

3. Hi. Now YOU say something!

4. Hello, if you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner.

5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have Lots of money!!

7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these plastic magnets.

8. This is not an answering machine...it's a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think your name, your number, and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number, and they will get back with you.

10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong,

I can’t speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren’t home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please, let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

What a boyfriend would do...

• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.

• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her

• When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her

• Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

• Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for

• Tease her and let her tease you back.

• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

• Watch her favorite movie with her.

• TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS

• Let her wear your clothes.

• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

• Let her know she's important.

• Kiss her in the pouring rain.

• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Text you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Sanity is for the weak.

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An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,478 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana
Mass Effect: The New Journey by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,650 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/26/2014
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/17 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC
An Unexpected Voyage Part 1- Birthplace of Dragons by Ordo Warrior reviews
It has been some time since the fall of Alduin, and yet the Dragonborn continued to journey across Skyrim driven by something, searching. But three unlikely Daedric Princes have come together and created other plans for her.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/16/2014
The Rapturian Empire by tylermech66 reviews
Bioshock/Fallout/Mass Effect crossover A malfunctioning lutece device causes Rapture to be frozen in time just as Eleanor reaches the surface. Rapture unfreezes just as the lone wanderer brings water to the wasteland. Eleanor rebuilds Rapture and sets out to unite Earth. Humanity then looks to the stars. FxFxF parings possible in future
Crossover - Mass Effect & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,860 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Eleanor L.
Federation Overlord by Omega Overlord reviews
Story 5: Bjorn Killgore, grandson to the God of Evil, sets out on his own with the blessings of the entire family. Of course, his adventuring causes nothing but problems for those he invades, intentional or not.
Crossover - Metroid & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,566 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/20/2014
Naruto Shippuden The Freelancer saga by Rage Addiction reviews
After Jiraiya left Naruto alone on one of his 'Research' projects. Naruto Finds a mysterious armor with several secrets hidden inside it. Smart/Strong-Naruto, un-caring-Naruto, easily-pissed-Naruto. non-cannon-acting-Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,473 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Naruto U., Maine/Meta, Delta, L. Church/Alpha
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,055 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Drifter's Journey: Dragon Age by BlackenedAsh24 reviews
See what happens when a mid-western gamer that was dropped into the Mass Effect Universe years ago and survived is given a 'choice' to help save the Dragon Age Universe from ruin as well. Starts after the events of Scorpio's Legacy Book 4, jumps into Dragon Age: Origins and will go through Dragon Age II and Dragon Age Inquisition as well. (No romances have been decided yet) SI
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/27/2014
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,705 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Mass Effect: The Saltorian War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,969 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
The Black Leaves by Master Tyrant 1 reviews
At a young age something gets into Naruto. Something dark. Something evil. Something symbiotic. Rated M for language, violence, gore, adult themes, and possible lemons. Edited by SageUnlimited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 224,317 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Street Fighting Fox by ChaosMagemon reviews
High School AU. Naruto who's always been one of the best street fighters around has enrolled in a new High School and must adapt as a student while aiming to be the best fighter, with two girls helping him along the way NaruxTenxSam.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,223 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten, Samui
demonic delema knotted wand by lunerwerewolf reviews
harry potter twin of the boy who lived is raised by Seshomaru
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,901 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Justice League: Dragonborn by Ranschaj reviews
Dragonborn in the animated Justice League universe.
Crossover - Justice League & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,099 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 5,076 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Jarl of Blackreach by Alkeni reviews
Harkon and Alduin are dead yet the civil war rages on. The Dragonborn Kisyra decides to turn her energy to an old passion: uncovering the mysteries of the Dwemer. But she soon learns that one can never escape politics. The expedition becomes a settlement, and armies march onwards across Skyrim. The reluctant Kisyra must take on a new role, as the Jarl of Blackreach. FemaleDB/Serana
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,023 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Child of the Virus by Mr. Cloak reviews
Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,216 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, OC
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 139,615 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 214,877 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
A Legion for Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
While hunting boar in the Kingswood, Robert Baratheon discovers a lost band of Sell Swords who speak a barely recognizable dialect of Free Cities Valyrian. Befriending them, the King, along with Ser Barristan, returns to their camp; only to discover it is a Castra guarded by an entire Roman Legion. When Robert returns to King's Landing with them, will Westeros ever be the same?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,791 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Robert B., Barristan S.
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2013
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Californian Sage, Equaling Olympus by kujikiri21 reviews
AU. Xander Harris went as something else for Halloween. A figure shrouded in legend and myth, but remembered incorrectly only through media. Now, because of the changes to his choices the costume influenced, the PTB want him dead. Their lackey was barely able to do that, banishing from the world, but was interfered with by two gods. Now in PJ world, how will this new Xander act?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,680 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Xander H.
Terrible, Terrible Twins by Survivor243 reviews
When a pair of twin brothers from 2013 find themselves transported into another dimension and in a familiar universe, will they stand to and find a way home or help take down the evil. Shall they find adventure, action, humor (perhaps love) and danger at every turn? Tune in for the first chapter...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,189 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] Liara T'Soni
Heroes Never Die: Ronin Mahariel by S3eK reviews
Heroes never die... they are reborn. Killed during his rescue of a woman, he's been thrown into a game he knows well. He keeps his memories as a human gamer and received new ones from the Dalish elf he's taken possession of. The only problem: his origin story is ten years early. Now he has ten years to prepare for the Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,954 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Leliana, Mahariel]
Phantom of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Henge. Transformation. Able to change your form into someone or something else. An E-rank technique. Considered almost useless at the higher echelons of power. Let's see a fox turn that sort of thinking upside down.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 864 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Naruto U.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Roma Invicta by InTheEyesOfTheUnseenOne reviews
"12CE: Sextus Terentius, a middle class Alchemist mixes Saltpeter, Sulfur and Charcoal. He mixed it in with water, but did not find what he wanted to find (AKA turning a peace of lead into gold) and tossed the mixture into a fire." By some chance of fate the Romans acquire gunpowder in the first century. They never fall and uncover the Prothean relics on Mars.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,484 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/19/2005
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ichigo's Shared Destiny by godospartan the Kitsune reviews
CANCELED! UP FOR ADOPTION! When Naruto dies, and his good deeds are seen, he is sent to awaken with a boy, and with him, complete his destiny, and his own. Join Naruto as he serves as Zangetsu, and gives the Society something to think about. ICHIxOC NaruxOCZanpaktou, NOT IchixNaru
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,699 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
A Fox Among Cats by Kyuubi16 reviews
An Amnesic Fox by the name of Naruto arrives in Thundera. He soon finds himself becoming attracted to a certain Cheetah cat as he tries to find clues to his past and restore his memory. Based off the 2011 remake.
Crossover - ThunderCats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,113 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Cheetara, Naruto U.]
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,709 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014
Majin Naruto Buu Saga: One Piece by Skelo reviews
This is a dimention hopping Naruto DBZ crossover series. Buu was absorbed into the seal and then fused with Naruto. After eating all the other jinchuuriki, Naruto decides to jump dimentions. Now in One Piece. Naruto/Terra/Raven/harem lemons are here!
Crossover - One Piece & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,044 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Naruto U., Nami, Robin
The Return of the Imperium by Trojan Prince reviews
After being exposed as a mage to Meredith during the Qunari attack in Krikwall. Hawke and Merril flee from the reach of the Templars to Tevinter. Hawke quickly gains the rank of Magister, will he lead the dying empire back to it's former glory?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,099 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hawke (M), Merrill
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 6,459 - Follows: 7,433 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Ascension of the Predacons by VFSNAKE reviews
An AU of Transformers Prime. Jack has been taken by an unknown party. His body altered, his mind shattered, friends are no longer friends, and the only one he now trusts from this change to his life is Airachnid...the one Decepticon who wanted to take his head for a trophy. Why? Because she is also like him and together...they intended to make their own mark in the war for Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 121,724 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Airachnid, Jack D.
Desiree's Desire by whitetigerwolf reviews
While in England, Desiree meets a young girl, and grants a wish that changes her after-life forever. One-Shot, COMPLETE. FemHarry. No Pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Desiree - Complete
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,933 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,728 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Shepard (M)
Adamant by kujikiri21 reviews
Born of a sorrowful Queen and a Beast of Steel, a gestation measuring in millennia. Harry Potter was not his true name, but he had found out what it was. Through him runs the blood of the Amazons. Will he be a hero? Or will he watch the world plunge into despair, uncaring?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
A Murder Of Mass by InsidiousAgent reviews
A young swede ends up in the Mass Effect universe, only to find that there is something very different about this particular universe. Rated M because, well, why limit oneself? Life is dirty, smutty and violent when lived to its fullest.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,564 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Dr. Chakwas
Harry Potter and the Brotherhood by S3eK reviews
Assassins and Templars have fought for years. His father was one, and his father's friends believe he'd be better off trained by them. Now at the Triwizard Tournament, Altaïr arrives to protect the school with his allies after the rise of Lord Voldemort is predicted. He is surprised however, to meet a woman who remembers him. Now he must juggle Templars, Fleur, and being Champion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,197 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,660 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
From Across the Throne of Heroes by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. The Holy Grail has become corrupted… controlled by the Evils of the World but there is enough of its core, of her original self, that retains, that remembers… That all rules are made to be broken… So let us witness the wondrous fractures of the Kaleidoscope…
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,328 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rider
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Not Your Friendly Neighborhood Uzumaki by Dark Patrician reviews
In just about every Spiderman/Naruto crossover Naruto gains the powers of Spiderman or Venom somehow. This not one of those stories. What if Naruto got the powers of somebody else? Or more than one person?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,285 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Naruto U.
Naruto Bearing Pain And Love by Demon of vengeance reviews
What if naruto was more collected to himself? A near death experience leaves him scarred, he accepts Kyuubi as a dark guardian,he expresses his feelings through music and uses it as a weapon, Naruto x Tayuya , NaruKin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,486 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Crossing the Styx by Alban55 reviews
The Shiki Fuujin is a seal that allows the user to remove a soul at the expense of another. Usually it is the user's soul that is removed, but one facet of the seal is that the Shinigami is always the one who chooses the soul that is sacrificed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Burdens of Familiarity by Archer the Undreamed reviews
"Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else."
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Iroh - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 7,401 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,513 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Arhiman The Exile reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,740 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Tartarus' Revenge by The Official Ninja reviews
The Second Olympian War is over and everything is well. That is, until the new Oracle gave the gods a new prophecy that shook them. Only one must go and it's not a hero, but a god, and not just any god, Hades. Hades Bella /Alice Femslash...READ ME!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Alice
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3545 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,152 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 6,787 - Follows: 7,054 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
The Grey Lord: WikiDex by nobodez reviews
WikiDex: The Free Encylopædia. Support articles for the Grey Lord series. HP X ID4 X ME. IN PROGRESS
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013
Soviet Stargate Program by FractiousDay reviews
The Race to Berlin resulted in two great prizes for the Soviet Union, one was Berlin itself, the capital of their great enemy the Third Reich, the other was something infinitely more valuable, a piece of alien technology that would assure the future dominance of the USSR on the galactic stage. Long live the Soviet Stargate Program!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Eyes of the Predator by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto is taken away from his home planet a year after his birth. What would happen if Naruto was raised by a Predator? Naruto/Predator crossover, NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,104 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Ninja of Justice by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,008 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Fourth World by fablesrogue reviews
Being exiled from your home Universe isn't supposed to be easy. Becoming an Arcosian Planet Killer is no picnic either, so how the hell is Xander supposed to save the entire DC Universe from destruction… Wait, he's supposed to save it!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Xander H.
Poison Potter by juggernaut715 reviews
Harry delves into a magic that isn't magic while still at the Dursley's; poison. By chance he happens upon his heritage as 'The Great Weed,' a reincarnation of a poison master centuries old. This crosses with a picture book called 'The Poison Diaries,' but it's not required reading. Expect character death. A lot of it. Pre-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Reign by Mr.Arkham reviews
Goku failed when the universe needed him most, leaving the way open for Frieza to become a much greater evil than he ever had been in the past. Frieza would soon find however, that there were many threats in his path to absolute power that not even he could have foreseen.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,508 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Frieza
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
12th Kenpachi: The Legend of Kenpachi Kurosaki by redwarrioroflight reviews
During his first encounter/battle with Kenpachi Zaraki, Ichigo kills him thus becoming the new Kenpachi. Watch as Kenpachi Kurosaki adds his own unique style to the infamous Kenpachi legacy. An impossible love with Unohana, numerous changes, rocky friendships, and plenty of whoopa**. Super-Powerful, compentent Ichigo/Kenpachi. Even stronger Unohana. IchiUno.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ichigo K., R. Unohana
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,919 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
For the Love of Fire Princess by drakensis reviews
Please remember that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. Everybody needs somebody to love. Azula/SI
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Azula
Blood of our Children by Necronicus reviews
First Contact is made with a much younger Humanity, yet it isn't a pleasant one. A death sentence upon Humanity, and the destruction of their home-world But the Council will known, how adaptable and merciless Humanity can be, when the blood starts to flow...ENDED - Taken up by ShokAndAwe - /s/10636239/1/Bloody-Justice
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Splatter Ninja by The Dark Graven reviews
What if Naruto didn't learn Kage Bushin, what if instead he found a certain mask and made a deal. Yeah not very good description
Crossover - Naruto & Splatterhouse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U.
Mass Dead Effect by HellKing666 reviews
Humanity has fallen to the Green Flu, yet rose up to face the stars, watch as the Infected fight the Turians and kick their ass, make friends with the outcasts of the Council, and show the Reapers that even if they are a mistake, they are one that drags them to Hell as they once thought themselves part of.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Bill
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Naruto: A Seer's Fable by BigCC reviews
Based on Brim Wraith's Fate of Cards. On his 8th birthday Naruto meets a mysterious blind woman named Theresa and his destiny is forever altered. The cards reveal all, the future is changed, and one boy grows into a true Hero. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Zanpakuto of Kyuubi by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Simply from a small sealing change...a legend would be born. Watch as Naruto became...the wielder of the greatest Zanpakuto... 'Roar for me...Kyuubi' - Living Kushina. Strong/Cunning/Smart Naruto. AU *AUDITED- "Failure to complete"*
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,894 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., T. Harribel - Complete
The Necron Interference by Mag'ladroth reviews
Humanity did not discover a Prothean cache of weapons or technology in the Sol system. No, they discovered something older, grander, a race seeking to finish the last request of a sleeping god. This is my first story, as such, I do not own anything. I am very appreciative of replies and support. Also, cover image. Whoever it belongs to, just ask and I will take it down. Thanks!
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Nothing by Hakureisaiga reviews
Inspired by Sephieroth's Naruto: God of Blades fic...On the eve of Naruto's 7th birthday, he is cornered only to awaken a power within him. It is as they said...Nothingness is eternal. DarkNaruto...harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,250 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto Upgraded by Hakureisaiga reviews
Naruto stumbles on to one of Orochimaru's hideouts and the last thing he remembered is that some silver-gray matter came at him. Now he suddenly become faster, stronger, and more intelligent. Look like our young hero has got himself an upgrade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Fox and The Geomancer by Kaijukage Master of the Uzuton reviews
Naruto is sent 'away' too protect him from madara and he ends up meeting Terra almost a year before the start of the series the rest will be explained inside. IMPORTANT REQUEST AT THE END OF INFO CHAPTER PLEASE READ.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Naruto U., Terra
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
To Prey Upon the Dead by Gorgantuan reviews
On the day Masaki was killed by the Grand Fisher an unknown being saved a traumatised Ichigo from certain death and took him aboard its ship to live his life as a Predator and a hunter. What will happen when he returns to his home planet to hunt? And how will a world, that he left many years ago, react to his return? Rated M for Gore, Language and Sexual themes. Open for Adoption.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,283 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Predator/Yautja, Ichigo K.
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Insane Scientist by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry. Mayuri was with the group of soul reapers that were turned vizards, but he was killed by Aizen. 115 years later he was reborned as Jessica Potter. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Mayuri K.
Alternate Humanity: The Lost Sol by Orez Lanrete reviews
Based on the Vsauce youtube video "What if the Sun Disappeared?" This is what happens when the very thing that gives the Sol system its name disappears from Earth. Also a crossover with "Lost Planet" and the film, "The Core".
Crossover - Mass Effect & Lost Planet - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 474 - Published: 11/16/2013
Reign of Ice by Leonineus reviews
While on a Konsō run in the World of the Living, Renji Abarai and Rangiku Matsumoto come across a small, scar-headed baby in the ruins of a house. After experiencing his impressive reiatsu, they take him to Soul Society. This... is Tōshirō Hitsugaya.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., T. Hitsugaya
Kratos Takes A Vacation by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
Poor Kratos; no one appreciates how hard it is to be the God of War! And what is the Ghost of Sparta supposed to do when he's killed everyone in the world who's worth fighting? The answer? VACATION! Come with Kratos as he travels from world to world, fighting, pillaging, laughing, killing, romancing, and more fighting. Look out Multiverse, here comes Kratos!
Crossover - X-overs & God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King by alienyouthct reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,253 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Narcissa M.]
Raining Darkness by Crimson ultrafox reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in the Valley of the End, but upon returning ends up leaving himself. Dark desires flood his heart as he awakens the Rinnegan, and takes on the alias, Pein. Dark Naruto, Naru/harem, Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,317 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U.
The Elder Slayers by MovinTarget666 reviews
Halloween in Sunnyhell. What happens when Daedric items get involved and even worse the Daedra themselves. Xander as a Vampire Lord, Buffy as a Werewolf, Willow as a Psijic, Tara as a Nightingale (yes tara will be in this)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012
Mizu No Oni by Rase TheMasterofLivingDarkness reviews
They say that water is everywhere, you simply need to look. What happens when the power to pull this water is given to Naruto. Find out how he will use this gift. slightly dark naruto/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,036 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Overlord of Pandora by Omega Overlord reviews
Story 3:Freshly anointed as the Grand Overlord, Erasmus Killgore sets out again to settle his restless spirit and sooth his troubled mind. What will he find waiting for him upon this alien world? Natrual selection in all its brutal glory.
Crossover - Overlord & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,601 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Father Arrancar by narutogokufan reviews
What would happen if Naruto was the son of Ulquiorra! After turning into a arrancar, he resides in the world of Heuco Mundo. Can the boy handle hs father, shinigami, and Aizen!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
The Farsighted Ones by Joyed Roman reviews
The Farsight Enclaves led by General Farsight have broken free of the Ethereals and have survived both the Orks and Tyranids. But with the development of a warp storm which rapidly consumed the their planets and left them in another galaxy altogether. One without the endless bloodshed.They thought that they were now truly free to build their future. But life is never that easy.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,829 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Tau
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Helping Hand by nightslashcheetor reviews
AU: After defeating Voldermort, Harry is betrayed by those he thought cared about him. Harry is pulled into another dimension, to a life he has always dreamed of yet different then he imagined. De-aged/Cybertron Harry pairings noted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P.
Nova Roma by The Moidart reviews
The Dam has fallen and the NCR is thrown back. New Vegas' future now rests in Caesar's hands and one Courier turned Legionary.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,425 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Courier, Caesar - Complete
Dark Wolf by Del'archange reviews
Schizoid science student Noel wakes up in the body of a young servant in Highever. Ever one to 'go with the flow,' he spends his time writing blasphemous scientific texts, avoiding intimacy, and debating whether he cares enough to change the story.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,240 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Cousland, Surana
Fire Light by ReaperCB919 reviews
Bella comes to Forks not as a weak human, but as a member of a race much more powerful, and ancient than even vampires. What happens when she meets the Cullens, The Pack, and the Humans of The Olympic Peninsula? F/F and multipairing romances. Team Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,473 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alice, Angela, Bella
The Firebenders by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry is raised in the Fire Nation alongside Princess Azula. When Harry must return to his world to face Voldemort, Azula joins him. Together, can they save two worlds? changed to M. Harry/Azula
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Azula
Naruto the New Guardian by Zane34 reviews
Naruto is now being trained by the Legendary Guardian Medivh, what impact will this have on both worlds? Naruto/World of Warcraft Crossover
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,257 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U.
The Traveller by tthorn reviews
Condemned to die, Harry Potter grasps life. It will take him far away from everything he knows and change him in ways that many will tremble to see. He will witness the war to end all wars and in it he shall make a name that will last until all life in all the worlds ceases. Multicrossover Powerful, Political Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,453 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P.
The God Bows Down by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
When you harnessed pertinent knowledge of the future and were able to return to the past, what would you do? Naruto knew precisely what he should do to prevent an imminent catastrophe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
Rise of the Immortal by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Orochimaru sealed off Kyuubi, he awakened a gift given to Naruto by someone that believed Naruto deserved it more then him. Naruto Harem and Badass Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U.
Red vs Blue: A Soldier's Strife by X Prodigy reviews
What if Caboose wasn't a moron? What if he was the opposite? What if he was smarter, stronger and was close enough to the perfect soldier? How would this effect the RVB timeline if the Blue Army had a very different Caboose? In ways you can't imagine...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - M. Caboose, Tex/Allison
Through Shadows by chicogamer17 reviews
A young man is killed and thrown into Ferelden a few months before the Blight ravages the land. He has been given a gift to help him change the course of history, but what would a teenager from Earth know about surviving in a land where magic is real and getting yourself killed is just waiting around the corner? A Self Insert Fic.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Bethany H., Hawke (F)
Adelina by whitetigerwolf reviews
Fem!Harry Creature!Harry Fem!Slash. Adelina Harry is raised as the princess of the Lamia. Gorgons. Medusa. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., OC
An Introduction by EmperorofFools reviews
The Madness. A god hell bent on reliving boredom. God I hate speaking in the third person. Category is mythology for the whole me being a god thing. I honestly don't how how else I would categorize it. Also supernatural for the same reason. Rated M for some naughty words. All chapters here describe the backstory of the universe(s).
Crossover - Game X-overs & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
The Thu'um and the Seven Kingdoms by Brian Boru reviews
To amuse a bored Omnipotent, an average college student is dumped onto Westeros with orders to unite the Seven Kingdoms. He has little more than the shirt on his back and a special gift... War of Conquest Era
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,555 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012
Uzumaki Naruto: Sevaal of Konoha! by ICB-RAIDEN reviews
While searching in the woods for food, Naruto stumbles upon an ancient temple. inside he finds a scroll containing the secrets of a lost Taijutsu. Using the scroll and what it contains, how will Naruto's live change? Naru/TenTen/Harem. please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,088 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Ascension of the Scorpion Sorcerer by Scorpion.Sorcerer7 reviews
The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Bella Hulk by whitetigerwolf reviews
Crossover with Hulk. Bella, the daughter of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk, moves to Forks, Washington. Rated M for future chapters. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Jared
The Psychic Shinobi by Drakai reviews
Once again, on a dark, cloudy night, Naruto is running from hateful villagers, only this time, he gets caught by four Genjutsu specialists. Challenge from ris
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Tsume I.] Mewtwo
The New WitchKing by Drakai reviews
Naruto steals the scroll and takes it to the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest. Just as Mizuki is about to slay him, a figure steps in.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Anko M.] Witch-King of Angmar
The Frozen Hunter by Drakai reviews
The Attack and Sealing of the Kyuubi no Yoko was not as everyone thought, and not in the wa one might think. Now, fifteen years later, on the Preliminaries of the Chunnin Exams, Naruto will show why. Cry Havoc, and let loose the Dogs of War!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naruto the Dahaka by Drakai reviews
After the encounter with the prince in Warrior Within, the Dahaka meets Naruto. What will become of the fateful encounter. Why, a over-powered Naruto, of course. GB character.
Crossover - Naruto & Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Gauntlets of Will by Drakai reviews
As Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll, he stumbles upon an interesting seal. Now armed with the powers of Skill and Will, and maybe a new romance on the way, see how his life will turn up. You obviously got nothing better to do.
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Sage of the DWMA by darkvizardking69 reviews
After killing the man who ruined his life, Naruto is transported to a new world, how will he react to being in the world of Death? Find out. Naruto x small harem
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,757 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
Zonbi no Naruto by Wild-Dog84 reviews
After being kidnapped by Orochimaru, Naruto underwent experiments. When it is all said and done, he isn't what you would call human anymore. He is a cross between the undead and the living, having the ability bring back the dead, only they are flesh eating undead. He travels with Isaribi wherever the wind guides them. Insane-sadistic-grey-NarutoxIsaribi. Chapter 4 updated
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Isaribi
Hold My Hand by Bonesboy15 reviews
A dojutsu lost to the past finds its way back to Konoha to the last remaining TRUE Uzumaki. The outcome may change Naruto and Konoha, but at least our blonde won't be alone in the matter. SakuraBashing! NaruTayu BlindNaruto R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
NARUTO: Student of the Killa Bee by Bonesboy15 reviews
What if Naruto was raised by Killer Bee and his brother A? What if Naruto became a rapper? How would this affect his life as a shinobi for Kumogakure? Eminem-inspired Naruto. No longer a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Daedra Games by Golden Naginata reviews
Instead of reaching Kirkwall and meeting Hawke, Anders winds up in Skyrim and meets the Dragonborn. A tale of redemption. F!Dragonborn.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Anders
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Chaos of the Sea by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
FemHarry, Selene Potter is the twin of BWL. Given to Dursleys, she was taken to the world OP by Eris to cause choas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,473 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P.
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter The Vampire Lord by F u R o X reviews
After Harry's third year, Summer brings changes that turn his life around, and he starts his journey to become the best Vampire Lord that the world has seen. Powerful/Smart Harry. Vampire! Harry. Harry/Multi. H/Hr/Daphne/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NU: Dark Lord Plus by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Dark/Naru, Naru/Harem. An NU: Dark-Lord Rewrite, with new ideas added to the mix. SUM: Found and saved from death by Gnarl, Naruto and his minions must now gather the Dark-Races together to combat the ruthless Betrayer. And Evil always finds a way...
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 276,578 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Fortunate Son by Punishershadow reviews
Xander learns something about himself on Halloween '97. He's already the Zeppo and the Xander-shaped friend, and he's already the One Who Sees. Well, add 'Fortunate Son' to the list...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Xander H.
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Mateus's Plotbunny reserve by Meiou Mateus reviews
Just like the title say, ideas that I won't continue but that still bother me. Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, fell free to take a look...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011
Nidaime Rikudo Sennin vs The Avatar by Namikaze09 reviews
Inspired by author Oni Shin. Naruto succeeds in defeating Madara Uchiha and becomes the second vessel for the Jubi. After the process, Naruto finds himself in a world where the warriors can bend the elements. NarutoxHarem REWRITE ON CHAPTERS NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Mai, Ty Lee, Azula
For the Greater Good by SapOzh reviews
What if Harry and Hermione didn't really like the current world of magic? What if they were fascinated with the idea of space travel? What if they would build a star ship?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
The Blood King by Fan of Fanfics reviews
What if Naruto was bitten by a vampire as a child? What if the Fox used this to make one of the most powerful beings to walk the earth? Pairings NarutoxfemHakuxAnkoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
The God of Water by IzoCypress reviews
Orochimaru captures Naruto when he is six and gives him the ability to control water. Now with his new power he will change the world and become The God of Water. AU. Pairings undecided. Rated M for language and chance of extreme violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,540 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Jade Meridia Sheogorath by Thorfaxdragonkin reviews
being raised by two daedric princes Jade returns to the wizarding world. Let us hope that some live. Femharry Manipulative Albus Angry god like creatures. protective dads and mind-rape sounds fun
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Sheogorath
Naruto of the Talismans by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Deep within the Hidden Tunnels of the Hokage Monument, Naruto finds a talking statue that grants him immeasurable power. NarutoxTemarixTenten pairing.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Shredder's Daughter by whitetigerwolf reviews
Response to Whitetigerwolf's Shredder Challenge. FemHarry. Harley Rose Potter is taken in and raised by the Shredder after being abandoned in New York City. M to be safe. Co-Written by Fighter54
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,437 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Karai, Harry P.
Naruto Tatsumaki by THEKyuubi27 reviews
Naruto finally finds out why he was ignored and disliked. He finally has a family. He will fight to the death if need be to protect it... Bloodline! Naruto, Naru/Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Naruto: The Winter Fox by BigCC reviews
To save the life of one of his first precious person, Naruto draws on Kyuubi's power and gains more than he ever thought possible. The Fox is fiercest in the colds of winter. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem. Adopted from Kurama Kuchiki's Snow Fox.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,249 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010
Shadows of the future by Ofunu reviews
Harry has not had a good life so far.His parents and everyone else seem to forget he is there, unlike his twin the BWL. But everything is about to change for him when six mysterious beings arrive to him with an even more mysterious package. Future-Aware!Powerhouse!Darkish!Political!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Nara by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Challenge accepted from 'robomonkey'. Harry Potter was born with the Nara bloodline which came from his mother side of the family. Brought to the Hidden Countries, becomes a ninja and Nara in everyway possible. Hogwarts has to deal with a lazy genius. Later on Fem! Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Spellbound:The Shinobi and Sorceress by Kyuubi16 reviews
A certain shinobi instead of a treacherous dragon was found in the enchanted book. With no trick or treachery abound a certain Sorceress grows a step closer to being happy as a certain Shinobi has a second chance at life. An Adaption of the Teen Titans episode Spellbound. Basically, what if Raven found someone else in the book instead of Malchior.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Naruto U., Raven
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quest for the Divine Flame by kolchaksghost reviews
Twilight/PJO-Heroes of Olympus crossover. Bella is the daughter of Victoria, Roman Goddess of Victory. She returns to Forks from camp and meets our favorite vamp family. Bella/Tanya femslash.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bella
Naruto: Force Unleashed by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
During a mob attack, Naruto was drawn into the seal and met Kyuubi, who offered him a bloodline limit that allowed him to tap into a long forgotten power known as the Force. What will he do with this power, read to find out. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,412 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Nine Tailed Shark by Jd-103 reviews
After being mortally wounded, Kisame sends a scroll filled with all of his jutsu and Samehada with one of his shark summons. Soon the shark finds a person worthy enough to be Kisame's succesor in Naruto Uzuamki, the Nine-tailed fox's host. Naruto/Tenten UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Of Wizards and Sith Lords by atomicage334 reviews
Revan has been dead for over 3000 years and is finding the afterlife rather dull. Harry Potter, 9 at the time is currently locked in his room under the stairs. what will happen when a long dead sith lord takes an interest in the boy-who-lived. dark harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Revan
Harry Potter and The Blood of the Fae by ReaperCB919 reviews
The Dursleys drop Harry off in the forests, where he is found by some of the most magical beings you'll ever find, now watch as Harry grows up not as a muggle raised on Privet Drive, but as a Fairy Prince in Oberon's court. Inspired by Perfect Lionheart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Angel of The Night by ReaperCB919 reviews
Titania has an issue with the way one of her Grandchildren has been raised, so she has Puck use the Phoenix Gate to make sure he's raised by a more... interesting guardian, and given a few new abilities along the way. Thus enters Demona.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Demona, Harry P.
Naruto Zero Fury by Storylover213 reviews
Adopted from Mystic 6 tailed Naruto summary is inside Naruto MiniHarem. NOW UP FOR ADOPTION! No longer have time or the muse to keep going. PM me if you wish to Adopt the fic.
Crossover - Zoids & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U.
ProtoNaruto by Soulblazer87 reviews
After a viscious beating Naruto is reborn, more powerful, less human but no less humane. God-like Naruto, NarutoxPrototype x-over, Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,082 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The New Chimera by JK10 reviews
Naruto is in a green tube and after all he has been through he just waiting to get out Naru/harem and team 7 bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Personas Shattered by The Crimson Apocrypher reviews
Read for yourselves; obsessively DARK and inappropirate for immature audiences. If you cannot stand stories with extreme measures i.e. rape, violence enough to make Freddy Kreuger sick, etc , then this story will NOT be to your liking...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,819 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Fluter & the Misfit by The Crimson Apocrypher reviews
AN/Future/supernatural horror: Naruto's a normal high school senior... If you can call him that given the circumstances his life is starting to encounter... UPDATE ON THE WAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Harry Potter and the Society of the Red Star by Shitza reviews
'This is it', Harry thought gazing at the dark castle of Durmstrang. 'This is where my new life starts.' Book 1 remake to a Soviet/Russian based story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P.
To Sacrifice for Life by CagedSnow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was betrayed and struck down by his home... Tia Harribel met the same fate... but other plans awaited them...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hinata H., T. Harribel
Naruto of the three swords by GamesRMine reviews
Naruto's dream is to become the worlds greatest swordsmen! Using his Three sword style.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Zoro
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 6,691 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Me and Myself by MrWriterWriter reviews
Naruto always figured he'd have to watch his own back...he just never expected it to be so literal. M for violence, language, romantic elements and a potential 'Papa Wolf' incident. Bonus points if you can guess which poor slob invokes THAT kinda wrath
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Nine Point Two by Purple 'N' Blue Wings reviews
A storm's fast approaching, and Ebony needs to be ready so she can protect her family and friends, and her soul mate. But there are powerful forces against her. And a lot of training to deal with. Can she cope? Sequal to Weapon Nine!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,400 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P.
NPU: Welcome to the Sea of Monsters by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
The second book of my series. Now with Thalia in trouble, Naruto joins Clarisse on her quest to find a cure to the poison that is tormenting the Daughter of Zeus. Will they succeed or fall to the challenges that await them.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,909 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U., Clarisse R. - Complete
Naruto the Ultimate Lifeform by Isom reviews
After the VOTE Naruto is taken by a Galvin. He undergoes an operation adn becomes the ultiamte life form. Strong/Godlike Naruto, Sasuke, minor Sakura bash. Naruto/crossover harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ben T. - Complete
Generator Naruto by Menoduske reviews
Wat if Naruto wasnt so dumb? Wat if he had a bloodline? Wat if he was a desendant of Rex? Adopt me?
Crossover - Naruto & Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Breach
Naruto of the Apocalypse by VFSNAKE reviews
Title says it all. Crossover with X-Men Evolution, but only paritally. JUST READ!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The King of the Green by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Challenge from NHunter. A normal day of playing for Naruto turns wrong when he falls into an ancient temple, one containing the last of an ancient material, and the remains of the Messiah. 'crystal' bloodline Naruto, darker Naruto, Kane as a 'big brothe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kane, Naruto U.
Pride Lord by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After the final battle, Harry is betrayed by the one he trusted most. Filled with sorrow and anger, he transforms into a Hollow, the first in existence. Centuries later, a Shinigami by the name of Aizen comes searching. Dark!Harry, Harry/Harribel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,594 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., T. Harribel
Konoha's Namekian by GamesRMine reviews
I am tired of story's were Naruto is like Buu or a Saiyan, so why not…something else?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Piccolo, Naruto U.
Rise of the Solar Empire by SapOzh reviews
AU. The humanity finds Prothean town on Earth in 1843 A.D. It's mostly intact and has some information about the Reapers. The Prothean technology is used to conquer and unite the humanity. There is no Alliance. Meet the Solar Empire.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shepard (M)
Overlord of Souls by Omega Overlord reviews
At the apex of his power, the Overlord is sadly lacking in new lands to conquer. A chance accident with the Tower Heart gives him that, and just maybe the path to an even greater power, Soul Edge. Eventual Overlord/harem.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,736 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Naruto no Enton by Abel Sephaos reviews
Five years after the sealing of the Kyuubi, Naruto asks Hiruzen to tell him a story. The elderly man explains to Naruto the 'will of fire', and being only five years old, takes it quite literally as fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto:No Madness Left To Fear by Truth Of The Lost Mortal reviews
Tracked down by ninja,Naruto Uzumaki is saved by the unlikely pair of Mad Hatter and Scarecrow.With the idea of making the 'Next Generation',Jervis convinces Crane to accept Naruto as an apprentice.Years Later,Naruto sits in Arkham Asylum,vengeance clear.
Crossover - Naruto & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U., Scarecrow/J. Crane
naruto the axe and the golem by GamesRMine reviews
Astaroth dies, Naruto gets his body but remains innocent
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Astraroth, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by LignumVitae86 reviews
Harry potter is a Ravenclaw. Neville is the BWL! He devotes his life to developing himself in all magic so he may one day save his mother from her coma. Raised by Remus, no harem but no shy harry either, eventual H/Fleur. Powerful, independent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Naruto, the new Overlord by darkvizardking69 reviews
A failed mission leads to the reign of the next Overlord. How will the ninja world fair against the Fifth Overlord? FIND OUT!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: The First Of My Kind by Quazarkmax reviews
Starts at the end of POA. What happens when the tears and venom in his blood start to kill him from the inside out? What if the end product was something never seen before? How will Harry cope in a predujiced world especially with the Tri-Wizard coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,095 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Howling Fox Roaring Snake Tail by Inugo Kurosaki reviews
When Orochimaru sealed the Nine Tails chakra in Naruto, the blonde meets a nue by the name of Zabimaru, with its power can Naruto save the Leaf Village and become Hokage? Naru/Fem.Kiba, possible harem No flaming if you don't have a your own story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Naruto Krueger Uzumaki by Mark Of Cain reviews
There is nothing to fear but fear himself.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Black Tear's and Blacker Shadows by Jubbi-of-Shibusen reviews
What if Naruto had fallen into the Sea of Black tears the day after his birth? What if he became a powerful warrior. Due to deliberations I have decided to keep Naruto straight, but might have a FemHaku if there are enough votes
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ophelia
The Devil of Hellsing by The First-Born reviews
Dying as a child, Naruto sells his soul and becomes the son of Lucifer. Years later, his is forsaken by hell and sealed away, only for Integra to release him. Now, she had the loyalty of the Devil's son and the strongest vampire on her side.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,494 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U.
An Old Face Of Azeroth by Froggy-slice reviews
A forgotten legend is awakened An ancient race slumbering below is rediscovered. When Arthas fails to subdue the legend, a new force is released And soon the whole world will brim again with tales of the mighty beings of nature, true shamans, the Biju-kin
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U.
A Jashinist Wizard by black mage wannabe reviews
Harry discovers a new religion and becomes a fervent follower of it. By doing so, he turns the plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort upside down and changes the wizarding world! But not necessarily for the better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Jashin
Kami's Chains by Rebunanta reviews
My next crossover: When Kami tours Japan, she stumbles on an ancient, run-down shrine. Making her way into the depths of the shrine, Kami crosses paths with an ancient man who serves the last of the great demons. Adopted by TheDemonKingNaruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Naruto U., Kami
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
In The End by PhantomWraith reviews
Nothing mattered to him any more. Everything eventually died away or fell apart in the end. It was the power of Time and Death working hard to keep the cycle of life and death rotating. They didn't plan for him, however...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Redemption of a Fallen Angel by Z-bond reviews
Saved by the Goddess after being hit by Voldemort's killing curse, Harry is reborn as Sephiroth but what happens when the Wizarding world is in danger once more, will Sephiroth return to save the day and redeem himself as the hero that he is?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fleur D., Sephiroth
Sarutobi Haru by JFox101 reviews
Taken to Konoha by Fawkes, Harry is adopted by the remaining son of the Third Hokage. Asuma Sarutobi. Rated T
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Asuma S.
Ninja of the Kais by DragonMasterFlex reviews
After making the ultimate sacrifice to save the ninja world, Naruto is rescued from certain death by the Supreme Kai. Now the greatest ninja from the hidden leaf village has a new mission, protect the earth.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,190 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Android 18, Naruto U.
Tale of a Football Star and Wizard by Z-bond reviews
An unruly black haired teenager with no knowledge of his heritage is set to make his debut for Manchester United, what happens when the past catches up with him. Pairings: Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Price of Power by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Pain. This was all that was known in his world. The constant suffering brought on by one within. Yet one thing will come to be known to him, with this great price, a great reward will follow. Naruto/Harem, good fem-orochi, fem-Juugo. Biotic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Naruto:Taskmaster by Truth Of The Lost Mortal reviews
Killing Madara wasn't enough to stop Naruto from being sent to a different universe,by Kamui.Taken by Cadmus,he's turned into Project Taskmaster.Found by Aqualad,KF,and Robin,and introduced to the League,he turns his back,using his skill to be a mercenary
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,142 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Naruto U., Artemis C./Artemis
Love through Time by Frostfire613 reviews
FemNaru! After the 4th Shinobi war, Naru becomes the 2nd Rikudou sennin. She enters hogwarts as a special guest and falls in love with Tom Riddle. How will their lives fare with both wars? FemNaru/TMR/LV
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Naruto U.
Kage Fūjin by Wyrtha reviews
Watch as Naruto becomes a legend. The wind guides him towards his destiny, mates, and a new home. Originally written by Brady 10 and Fujin of Shadows. Pairing small harem, mainly Naruto x Yugito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,699 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto:Doctor Fate by Truth Of The Lost Mortal reviews
After Madara preforms the Kamui on Naruto,he's found in an alley by Kent Nelson and trained to take the mantle as Doctor Fate after Kent's passing.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kent N./Doctor Fate
Heir of the TalonMaster by LoPe21 reviews
A Night Lord's Space marine arrives in the naruto-verse. His coming heralds the dawn of new age. The shadow of the Talon-Master falls upon Naruto. Warhammer 40K/Naruto Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Spider's Web by Rebunanta reviews
Naruto is sent to the Soul Eater universe by Kyuubi just before death. Watch as Naruto, the buki professor, teaches Maka and the others at Shibusen while trying not to get drawn in to the fighting. Naruto/Arachne.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., Arachne G.
Snake Bite by Rebunanta reviews
Naruto has become the Nameless One, and ancient buki who is spoken of in legend as the harbinger of destruction. While visiting Italy, he interrupts the conflict between Stein, Crona, and Medusa.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Medusa G.
Harry Potter: The Overlord by The Darkest Soul reviews
Learning of his friends spying, Harry leaves to train on his own. After defeating the DarkLord, he is sent into a new world where he is called Overlord. With the land under his control he returns to his past for revenge and conquest Evilharry Harem slaves
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,633 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto Go Boom by IzoCypress reviews
Naruto has Deidara's powers. What will he do with the ability to blow things up with a simple flick of a wrist. And how strong will he be when he gets training from the Sandaime to control his unique bloodline. AU. M for language and gore. Maybe lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Choices and their Consequences by kira66 reviews
AU! Harry was given a second chance to lead a different life. Little did he know how much he was going to effect Bellatrix's in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Rise of the Lycans by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Hermione are bitten by werewolf Remus at the end of third year, but a soul-bond at the same time changes them, turning them into somthing new, lycans. Harry/Hermione/Daphne Harry/multi M for lemons, language, and adult situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kami no Bijuu by Rob-cb reviews
Naruto becomes a god, what will he do to stave off eternal boredom and take revenge on his village, Naruto/harem Naruto/oc. Several crossovers may appear, One Piece is confirmed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,831 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Blood and Fear by Poet's Anonymous reviews
What if things were different that fateful Halloween night? What if Voldemort's demise was no accident? And what if Sirius had not gone after Wormtail? A new power, A new best friend with a new furry little problem. Dark/Durmstrang/indep/flirty/Harry. abandoned due to file issues
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,659 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Alternate Dimensions: Foxfire by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Naruto unlocks his power at the bridge in wave. He finds out that he is from another world, now he has to get back some how or he will never be able to see his twin sister ever again! Naruto/Teen Titans crossover. Naruto/Raven/Terra/Jinx/?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,446 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Blonde kitsune and the Staff of Death by Drakesword reviews
When a young naruto goes exploring the hokage tower he finds a staff. Little does he know with this staff he will not only become a ninja, but the first Necromancer to walk the earth in over two hundred years. Necromancer naruto. Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Weapon Nine by Purple 'N' Blue Wings reviews
Ebony Creed, a young mutant & one of the escapees of the island isnt your normal mutant. Shes a witch too. So, in third year, when an exchange program is introduced between Hogwarts and Xaviers, how much trouble can Victor Creeds Daughter get into? A lot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twist in Fate by ShaeTheQuick reviews
After an attack, Naruto decides to leave Konoha to travel the world. Dumbledore wants help protecting Harry from the possible war that will eventually break out. When the two meet, Dumbledore asks for Naruto's help. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
To Live Forever by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After Naruto is removed from the orphanage he finds his way back to a refuge he had found years before, a place that holds secrets as old as Sage of Six Paths himself. A tomb that bares an ancient history, and a future for a boy left alone. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Naruto of the Shadowed Blade by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was saved by Zeratul at the age of 8. Four years later right into the Wings of Libtery he is turned by Kerrigan. Saved by the Dark Templar once again, Naruto returns to his home planet, and live his life there given what he is? Spoilers to SC:WoL.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,495 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Slade's True power by GamesRMine reviews
What if Slade…is not who we think he is?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,714 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Naruto U., Slade
Legacy of Darth Plagueis The Wise by VFSNAKE reviews
Sidious killed Darth Plagueis. That is all we know. But what if the Sith Lord did not go quietly like Sidious thought. What if his spirit lived? What if he found a new apprentice in the form of one Uzumaki Naruto? What if he found the perfect apprentice?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Naruto Emperor's Dawn by ChrisM2015 reviews
On Hiatus. After being banished for bringing an injured Sasuke, and betrayed by those he cared for, Naruto travels to the unknown western parts of the continent. Seven years later, he reappears as the Emperor of the West.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,974 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Take Me to the Stars by Shinigami's Brush reviews
Harry gets hauled unexpectedly onto Flint's ship, leaving everyone baffled. No, Captain Flint isn't pleased with his crew. Pre-Movie HP/TP. Child Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Alexandriad: The Song of Fire by SuperGoldenFroggie reviews
The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Rider, Louise
Naruto: Killer Croc by GamesRMine reviews
Naruto finds a summoning scroll that contains the bloodline of the Killer Croc.
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Scaled Fox by GiantMako reviews
Before there was a Konoha there was the great untamed land of fire. The old rulers sealed away to forever wait for their next champion in silence. Naruto unknowingly unleashes the old lord, and is forever changed from a mere ape, into a reptilian assassin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,652 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Kage no Oni by PhantomWraith reviews
They feared him for something he couldn't control. Then SHE appeared. She saved him. She helped him. Now, he will give the humans something true to fear. The hive shall once again resurface. The rise of the Demon of Shadows and his hive is at hand.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and The Magic Revolution by KennethRose reviews
Harry gets thrown in Azkaban after being betrayed by his 'best friends'. There he finds love, and a reason and purpose in his life; to form the world into what it was meant to be. Super!Powerful!Smart!Harry, some Weasley and Hermione bashing, and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,703 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,718 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Death Adder by PhantomWraith reviews
For ages, they have existed. For ages, they have been seen as both monsters and saviors. Now, they're all gone. All of them except for one...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Raising Harry by LucyferPheonixMalfoy reviews
AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,671 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
What's in a Name? by Psudocode Samurai reviews
To know the name of a thing, is to be able to define it, give it power, command it. For one blond ninja this holds special significance, and a power that could be the greatest ever known. Naruto/harem, Fem-Kyuubi, very powerful.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 320 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Life on Thedas by Hazza137 reviews
A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,422 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
The King Is Back by Foxes-rocks reviews
What would happen when Naruto comes across an ancient summoning contract? One that is even banished from entering makai. Godzilla the king of all monsters is back! Pairings are Naruto/Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
A Hollow Maelstrom by Gree reviews
Naruto dies in the last days of the Fourth Shinobi World War. Upon his death he is transformed into a hollow. Then he seeks to overthrow Aizen. Arrancar/Espada! Naruto. On Hiatus for the time being.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,089 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Prince of the Underworld by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Seeing that his son is not treated like a hero, the 4th takes Naruto to the world of Percy Jackson. With the both of them Demigods and powerful ones at that, will they survive their time in this strange world? And who is the girl in the tree?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,129 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U., Thalia G. - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Kitsune Sith Lord by VFSNAKE reviews
Sasuke tries to kill Naruto after defeating him at the VotE by setting him on fire. Naruto calls upon a power that will change his life and take him beyond anything he's ever known when brought to seve the Sith Empire. His new name? Veradun Malgus.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,369 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Big Green Machine Uzumaki by MrWriterWriter reviews
Naruto/Incredible Hulk crossover. Unfortunately I can't think of a good summary for this one..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Zoid's Tale by AvatarofDeath13 reviews
In a world of ninja and Zoids, a boy named Naruto will lead a revolution against the world, but not without his Rinnegan, Organoid fox, unique Genosaurer, and fellow Jinchuuriki. Fear us, for we are: Eisen Dragoon! Naruto x Yugito pairing. No yaoi!
Crossover - Zoids & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,735 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Namikaze Sephiroth's Return by VFSNAKE reviews
Sephiroth said "I...will never become a memory." after fighting Cloud Strife and it was considered a prophecy of his return years later. Now Centuries have past and it had yet to happen. Though what many don't know is the man's last name was...Namikaze!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,133 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Dark Apprentice by padawan lynne reviews
When Voldemort decides to take Harry Potter as his apprentice instead of killing him, the Wizarding World is in for a shock. Goodbye Harry Potter, hello Lord Raiden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008
Gargoyles: Superstition and Shuriken's by Karasu87 reviews
October 10th... Minato added a new seal to his pregnant wife... that course of action was all that was needed to change history and send the family to a new world. A concrete jungle. Naruto/Demona, Kakashi/Shizune, Itachi/Anko
Crossover - Gargoyles & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 159 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Demona, Naruto U.
King of War by PhantomWraith reviews
Medusa. Such a deadly 'virus', capable of turning one into fragile stone. If harnessed and mastered, one could become the most powerful being in the world. Unfortunately for my enemies, I've done just that...
Crossover - Naruto & King of Thorn - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U.
The Results by crazy hamster of doom reviews
What would have happened if Harry reacted to being raised abusively by being violent himself? What would happen if he met and defended a bushy, brown haired girl? Both influencing the worst in each other, what would be the outcome? H/Hr R&R Under rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,844 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blood Stained Kubikiri Hancho by TheXfactor in writing reviews
when naruto was by himself how things became the way they were with kubikiri hancho on his back then he remembers the few people he ever truly liked in life and he doesn't regret a thing. Wherever you are Haku and Zabuza may you rest in peace
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,279 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's BlackWinged Demon by holyfoxboy reviews
On the night of the Kyuubi's attack the fox's soul in sealed in Naruto's sister. 7 years later being cold and indifferent person he finds a sword that grants him powers to rival some of the legandary Bijuu. Parings undecided
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
The Beast God by AkumaKami64 reviews
What if when Naruto fell off the cliff he awaken something that he forgot. Something that was from before he was Naruto. NarutoHarem NO YOAI
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Beast Boy
Sage of Justice by Falco12 reviews
Naruto now the second sage of six paths has defeted Madara. But before Naruto can finish him he is sent to the dc world. This will follow the justice league story closely. I am still working on the other justice league story.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
AU: The Prince of Fire by DragonMasterFlex reviews
When Naruto goes 4 tails on the training trip with Jiraiya, instead of loosing control a transformation occurs and the prince of fire country is reborn. A Naruto modeled after Vegeta. NarutoXInoXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,014 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Tozase, Murcielago by Master Shinobi reviews
Inspired by James D. Fawkes's SUtFH. When Naruto is knocked out by Orochimaru's seal jutsu, he meets Ulquiorra in Hueco Mundo. Ulquiorra offers his power and Naruto accepts before going back to his own world. Watch him become Hokage with hollow powers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The True Priest of Jashin by MyNameIsARickRoll reviews
Doesnt BELONG TO ME.PLOT?YES.CHARACTERS? NO. Now: Naruto is killed by the ANBU forces on the day of the Kyuubi Celebration. In his mind, he meets Jashin, Lord of Slaughter, and begins a new life. Extreme violence in first chap, not for the faint hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U., Jashin
Alpha Male by Brim Wraith reviews
During the mission to Wave Naruto's seal is damaged and he becomes a half-demon to save himself from dying. His new body though has more canine-like instincts such as dominating potential mates and being the top alpha male. NaruHarem, Redone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Ten Years by Psudocode Samurai reviews
A decade. He had been working for so long...while others played...trained...had friends, and family...he toiled. Now it was time, his great works completed. and the village will never be the same. One shot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Devil's Champion by PhantomWraith reviews
All my life, I've been seen as a demon, a spawn of Hell. No matter what I do, they've always seen me as one. Maybe it's about time I became what they believe me to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Devil Arrancar by Jreaps24 reviews
bleach and Naruto crossover. I might attemp to throw a little tekken by using a few chracters.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,316 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
AerialNin by IzoCypress reviews
Fighter jets are now the most common fighting style in the Shinobi world. Naruto as one of the best Aerial Ninja must now go against the world and try to prove himself to Konoha. Major AU. Not sure about pairings except for Kiba/Hinata.-shadow of a Pen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Panther King of the Shinigami by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Genocidal Genesis by PhantomWraith reviews
A remake of my Kage No Oni story. The original wasn't flowing like I wanted it to in the 16th chapter and it's difficult getting it to do such. I'll still be writing KNO, but it will be a little while until I update it. Thank you and enjoy the story.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/4/2011
The Birth of the Araiki Clan by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews
The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,056 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Demon on Puppet Strings by ragnorokrising reviews
Abused and beaten, Naruto learns the Puppet Technique in Suna from some scrolls left by Sasori. He becomes feared by Konoha, but when the Sandaime dies, he wishes to follow in the man's footsteps. Will teh result be euphoric, or disasterous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,249 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry James Isley by Tys1990 reviews
After an unfortunate case of accidental magic, Harry is left to wander the streets of Gotham, until he is found by the queens of crime Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Will Gotham and the Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by them?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,853 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto of Blindness and the Wind by Psalm Of Fire reviews
Naruto, on his 7th birthday, is assaulted and blinded. Now, lost in the darkness, how will Naruto become an ninja, or Hokage, or even enter the academy at all? Based on "Naruto Fuujinroku", the Golden Wind God.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Naruto U.
The Blood Puppeteer by Wyrtha reviews
Naruto is taken in by a young family after the good citizens of Konoha leave him unconscious in the desert of Wind Country. Naruto's new goal in life to be the best Kazekage ever. Not Yaoi. Naruto/FemGaara. AU storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto of the Red Waves by YosoNoAkuma reviews
Naruto doesn't learn "Kage Bunshin" from the Forbidden Scroll. Instead, he gains an ultimate technique like Gaara's sand, but at a large cost. Watch Naruto as he tries to keep his promise to Iruka while Hinata tries to keep him from killing everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Naruto no Satetsu by carelessandwandering reviews
Naruto runs to a new place, a new life after unlocking his family bloodline. He gets a family to grow with and trains in the arts of Shinobi and becomes a legend. Rated M to be safe. Read Author Notes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Naruto: Prince of Time, King of Blades by Draton reviews
A response to Mr WriterWriter's "What's in the scroll" challenge. Naruto finds some weapons once used by a legendary Prince in the Scroll of Seals, along with an odd dagger filled with sand... Naruto/Prince of Persia cross, Naru/Ten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto of the Scales by M45t3r 3xp0ld3r reviews
What if Juugo's power was a bloodline that occurs randomly due to a birth defect. What if Naruto possessed this same power? Will he be able to control his murderous urges where Juugo failed to, or will he succumb to his inner monster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Son of the Metal by Erik Howlett reviews
AU. The night of the Kyuubi's attack, things did not go as planned. Now armed with the power of Ormagödden, and the knowledge of Heavy Metal, Naruto is all that stands between Konoha and total destruction. NaruTayu. I own nil. Discontinued, sorry.
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi of Pandora by Tarl Zaralka reviews
Naruto has lived thousands of years and seen the world practically destroyed and has nothing left to live for yet cannot die. Now in Pandora he finds that something. I am going to continue this and rating may change.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Neytiri
The Konoha Cobra by MikeJV37 reviews
Summary: Naruto is raised by Anko, will this change the future for the better or worse? dark/strong/smart Naruto. extreme language and violence, m/f f/f lemons with fetishes. Anko/kurenai, Naruto/Tenten Hinata & 2-3 others later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Saviour Of The Damned by PsycheNyan reviews
A mission gone wrong, Sasuke and Naruto are kidnapped. 3 months later, Kakashi finds the 2 in a Lab. But both boys are Chimeras! Now its up to Kakashi and maybe some help from an unkonwn country. NarutoxFMA Warning: Gore. Death. Chimera Sasuke and Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
The Raven's Anger by oso1991 reviews
He was abandoned by the Dursleys in New York City. Found by an Italian mobster surrounded by ravens, he grew to be the most powerful Don that New York ever witnessed. Absolutely ruthless and feared by all, what happens now when he is found by Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,849 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Living Weapon by BemmyBean reviews
Naruto goes to take his place as a weapon in Death City, after leaving Konoha behind. He will join them in fight against the witches and Kishin.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Demonic Legacy by krtys reviews
How would the world of Naruto change if our favorite blonde found an ancient book of magic in the Hokage tower? NaruFEMHaku, powerful!Naruto, Demon!Naruto
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Lux Aeterna by Redflash's Legacy reviews
As an agreed negotiation, Naruto is sent to a school to study witchcraft and wizardry at... Durmstrang? How will Naruto cope being a student at the Durmstrang Institute? Naruto and Harry Potter crossover. NarutoxFleur R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3908 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Iron Fox by holyfoxboy reviews
What if Naruto activated his bloodline at 8? What if it was the iron sand bloodline from his mother? How would his life be like? NarutoxFemKyuubixKurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Feral Animal by nobother reviews
Things change. Malfunctions in what people thought lead to massive changes. One thing is for sure. There is a feral animal. The question is: what will it do?
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Laura K./X-23, Naruto U.
Lord Plague by nobother reviews
A Naruto story with some Bleach elements but not to many. Read?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Tales of the Shadow Tailed Pirates by BNGwarrior reviews
After eating some devil fruit, Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata are sent to learn their new powers with the greatest pirate crew of the grand line. Now they are the first set of ninja pirats, think Konoha can handle it? SasukeHinata, NarutoOC
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U.
Emotionless by 8675309 reviews
During the fight with Pein, Naruto is thrown into the dimension rift. In order to keep Naruto in tact and not shredded to pieces. The Kyuubi lost his chakra and died, not before he took Naruto's emotions.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Annabeth C.
Demon Lord by n1njuraimember3 reviews
Instead of running straight to the bridge, the fox speaks to Naruto and leads him to a powerful force. Now able to control demons, Naruto is stronger, smart and more awesome than ever. being edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Ultimate Experiment: Weapon X by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
At age 4, Naruto is taken from Konoha, by Orochimaru. 8 years later, on a C Class, turned A Class, mission, Mitarashi Anko is brutally attacked due to her connection to the Sannin by his most feared project, Weapon X, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Anko M.
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate by OniRudra37 reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
The Ancient Father by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
Even for a superpowered Naruto-fic, this may have been a bit too much... Meet the Ancient Father, Naruto, progenitor of the Human Race. The rewrite of Blessed of Yggdrasil. Fem!Bijuu, Fem!Jinchuuriki, NaruMassiveHarem, Superpowered!Genius!Eccentric!Naruto
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 185 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the three summons by bakemono no kitsune reviews
Naruto learns more then shadow clones from the forbidden scroll. Watch as he finds love, power, and fame! Pairing Naru/fu and shino/hina maybe more i dont know yet. Not a super naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fū
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 4,231 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Harry Potter and the Meaning of Life by LordAnarchy666 reviews
What if both Cedric and Harry died the night of the third task? Vampire!Harry. M for language and future violence/gore/sex not necessarily in that order or at the same time. HP/fem!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,348 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Overlord by dart93 reviews
As the older brother to the GWL, Harry was neglected by his parents. Kidnapped and used for a ritual, he absorbs a strange power and is pulled into a new world where imp-like things call him... the Overlord. DarkHarry Harem Harry/sister Poss. incest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P.
The Belladonna and the Sage by Captive Crimson reviews
With his own world now in tatters, young Naruto Uzumaki must use the curse he gained from Madara in order to find a new home. With the help of a pale green goddess, Naruto will be king of Gotham.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Pamela I., Naruto U.
Demon king of Six paths Redo by Hollowichigo 4ever reviews
What if Kushina was the Juubi...What if she was the Nidaime Juubi...Naruto becomes the Sandaime Juubi...Naruto X Fem. Oc X Fem Bijuu harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Phantom Flame by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
Naruto fails at the Valley of the end and dies. Thousands of years later the, past the vision of even the Observers, a being even greater than pariah Dark awakens. his only goal, find the hybrid and keep it alive NarutoxEmberxDesiree DannyxSam TuckerxJazz
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 235 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Ember
Desert Mage by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Desert Warrior. No slash. How will Kedar's Medjai training hold up against these new challenge that face him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Imhotep
Uzumaki Naruto: Yoma Hunter by Saberfan123 reviews
Naruto overdoes it while fighting Neji during the 3rd Chuunin Exam and wakes up in a world of silver-eyed witches and creatures called Yoma.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,905 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Clare
Experiment 629 by UndeadTech-TS reviews
Naruto is sucked out of his world and find's himself in a sphere like prison, What adventures await our hero? Naru/Angel/OC paring Maybe more i dont know. Rated M just on off chance of lemon. R&R.
Crossover - Naruto & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., 624/Angel
Maindo no Shinobi by Tyxlaog reviews
Naruto is given an ancient book by the Hokage when he is 11. Inside he learns to use powers not seen in centuries, the powers of psionics, the powers of the mind. Will feature intelligent!Naruto. Based off Mahou no Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Chaos Theory by Foxcomm reviews
The Chaos Theory is explained as thus. Chaos equals Naruto plus Orochimaru caused mutation multiplied by raised by Mitarashi Anko. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,152 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Sin Eater by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
The Fourth's brother takes care of Naruto...who becomes a soldier for a strange Order. He is called back to accompany the 2 man Team 7 and help them through Wave Country, Chuunin exams... what would Team 7 think of Naruto, who has the ability to eat sins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,161 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005
Assassin or Future Darklord? by The First-Born reviews
Harry's brother in mistaken as the BWL. Neglected by his parents, he runs away and is never seen again. Now at 16, he is a Death Hand, an assassain for the Dark Lord who also accepts him as his son. With strange powers and dark intentions he'll raise hell
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Isley by Tys1990 reviews
After a major case of accidental magic Harry is left wander the streets of Gotham city, where he meets two of it's most dangerous women. Will Gotham and Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Powerful Harry. Going rewrite.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,940 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
A Demon's Fury by The First-Born reviews
For four years Naruto had been locked away, tortured daily for the murder of 15 root ANBU and attacking Danzo. Now at the age of 11, Sarutobi learns that Danzo had kidnapped him and turned in into something less human. Crossover with Bryan Fury and Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Of Madness and Lust by Ganja Naraku reviews
Their's was a love not understood by "normal" people
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Tira, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Haunter by bluminous8 reviews
AU HP/Danny Phantom Crossover In the brink of Death after a severe beating, Harry awakens with strange new powers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 297 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto: Claymore Number 48 by Dark Spidey reviews
What if Clare never met Raki. Instead, she meets a blacksmith but there's more to him that meets the eyes. Introducing Naruto Uzumaki; The Yoma Hunter and the Man without Fear. A makings of an Epic story. READ AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Clare
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 784 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Naruto: Heir to the city of relics by Froggy-slice reviews
When Jirayia tosses Naruto into the ravine in an attempt to force him to use the Kyuubi chakra he stubbornly refuses and falls all the way down. He lands in the middle of an ancient city filled with things, powerful things from the past, the legacy of man
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Street King by dart93 reviews
Abandoned at a young age by his parents for his brother, Harry runs away from the orphanage and lives on the streets. Now at the age of 14 he is known as the Street King, leader of the Saints. And now Dumbles learns of his mistake. DarkHarry StrongHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P.
Raigan by Burning Blood reviews
No not another Dojutsu story. NarutoXYugito. after an incident on his fifth birthday Naruto gained an unnatural appreciation for lightning. Now ten years later at the Chuunin exams Naruto shows them all what he really is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Dr Naruto by bunji the wolf reviews
Hello I am Doctor Naruto." The Sound of the Chainsaw roars "May I fix you?" The chainsaw roars again "Rahhh ahhh ahh!" Smash the Chainsaw down on your throat killing you as Naruto battle cried. NarutoXSakuraXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Satetsu no Kachuu by NaraShuri reviews
When the sealing of the Kyuubi goes wrong, and Naruto's enemies conspire against him, Naruto ends up with a very special ability. Watch as the Satetsu no Kachuu rises through the ranks as a Suna Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Snake in the Leaves by Ninja bat master reviews
What if the snake summons, except Manda, wanted a real summoner. Someone to bring their clan back to its' noble and just image. Soon, they find a worthy summoner, in Naruto, the Kyuubi container. Slight bleachxover eventual Harem...go clan restoration act
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Child of Quetzalcoatl by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Otherworld is dying. Meanwhile James Potter is not Harry's father. Harry is not even human, but something he never imagined. Sixth year. Gods, supernatural. WIP. Has been edited a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Assassin Brother by The Darkest Soul reviews
Harrys brother was falsely named the-boy-who-lived. He was left with the hateful muggles and ran away, now at the age of 16 he is one of the best contract killers ever, god forbid when his 'family' finds out. Up for adoption, send message if you want it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,868 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Shocking by Onibi reviews
A young Naruto never thought a thunder storm would bring a torrent of power in the form of a dieing man...leaving him gift that would propel him towards his dreams...or nightmares? AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Leaf Puppeteer by Ninja bat master reviews
When the villages' hate robs him of his limbs, Kyuubi takes pity on Naruto and gives him the means to become a legend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Criminal Past, A Naruto Chronicle by Goliith reviews
Despite Naruto being the son of the Yondaime and Kushina, he sucks in canon, so here is the story of Shikuto Naruto, son of two of the most powerful Missin-nin to ever live, and boy did he inherrit some skill. R&R please. Naruto-Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Lake of Crystal by InternalEntity reviews
Once great killer of Crystal Lake now fused with a blond child. YAY. Naruto/Friday the 13th Xover. NaruXHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The War of the Abyss by Kyrrlatur reviews
Somewhat disturbing, though humor is present. Everyone's favorite Abyssal One meets Naruto. When you stare at the abyss, she will stare back at you and giggle. Naruto/Riful pairing. Some gore and dismemberment. Naruto/Claymore crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Cold As Death by Myrdraxxis reviews
Naruto will rise to power in an unforeseen different way. The power of an ancient, long forgotten race at his fingertips, he shall purge the world of all deemed unworthy. Semi-Dark Naruto. AU Warhammer40k x-over. No pairings as of now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Melted by a Child by Drackner Clawrus reviews
Entering the room Harry ignored the two Gargoyles and went to the fridge grabbed a coke, put his feet up on the couch and turned on the T.V, after a minute he looked at Demona & Angela who were both still frozen jaws gaping at him. "What?" TempDiscon
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 234 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Demona, Harry P.
Star Wars: War of the Gods by Lucifer 00 reviews
After vanishing 10 years ago from Earth, Harry Potter was raised in a unknown galaxy during the Second Galactic Civil War. Now a Sith Knight with power over the Magic Force, he will return and shake the world down to its knees. Check note at last chapter
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008
NU: The Nightmare of Konoha by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover with Soul Calibur and others, EVIL!Naru X Harem. Let me tell you a story, a story which transcends even history. A tale of Souls and Swords, eternally Retold. Watch as one Naruto Uzumaki learns what it means to becomes a true NIGHTMARE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,145 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Ninja Wire by Prince of Madness reviews
The sealing of the Kyuubi went to well, sealing off almost all of Naruto's chakra in the process. Now he makes his way as a weapons expert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Memories of Sandstorms by KrossWinter reviews
What if the Kyubi never attacked and Naruto ended up kidnapped as a baby? Now, Shukaku has a bit more leverage, with two vessels. With dark mutterings in their head, can the world survive a perverted raccoon's two vessels? Kami sure hopes so. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebirth of the dragon warrior by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto finds Chase Youngs old palace. Chase's ghost offers him power, he agrees. Wuya returns, slightly different, and teaches him. Naruto learns to make shen gong wu. Naruto trains and returns to the leaf village what will happen? Naruxwuyaxothers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Master of the Omnitrix by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death is only the beginning by Eternal Mangekyou User reviews
AU.GoF. Harry finds away to break away from the loneliness- at the cost of his own humanity. Triwizard tournament, Dark arts, demonic powers, possible harem, possible dark Harry. Pairing HP/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto: The blazing dragon by maelstromofire reviews
Kyuubi is absorbed by his superior, Toshin, who then takes the fox's place inside Naruto's body. Watch how Naruto's life will change as he is no longer the container to the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,840 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Heart of Steel by Chefu reviews
After many years of pain and loathing, Naruto leaves the village together with his nearly extinct bloodline Satetsu and he takes a road of revenge against those who wronged him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Paths We Walk by Tsurugi-Sama reviews
An ancient power that makes the Kyubi quake in fear begins to awaken within Naruto, and leads Naruto to fulfill ancient legends in a story thousands of years in the making! NaruXOC light/dark, berserk Naruto; NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220,562 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
the line in between by kalindra deathweaver reviews
Naruto is getting chased when a new, interesting, yet dangerous power emerges. what happenes when fate throws a black clad pyro in place of kyubbi? naruto kingdom hearts bleach xover. n/h s/k larxene/axel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008
Jinchuuriki Harry by Shaithan reviews
What if Harry was the Jinchuuriki for the Ichibi no Shukaku? How would his life be? Begins at GoF. Harem later. Insane Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Shukaku
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto the Chimera by Artful Lounger reviews
Chimera: a mixture of man, animal, beast, monster,and maybe a hint of demon Super Dark/Evil Naruto ,Team 7 bashing Semi X-over with some concepts taken from several books and animes, turned massive crossover later on. Warning, ending sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,536 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventure's in Time by Dark knight Aegus reviews
Harry finds out he's not a Potter but a Gaunt and is captured by Death Eaters. Thrown back in time to the 70s by a ritual what as Silas Ezekiel Gaunt deals with being forced to Hogwart's and his new lot it life.Dark!Powerful!Intelligent!Harry.HP/BB/NB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
New life with a snake by I820COOKIES reviews
Manda is sick of Orochimaru and Kabuto so she kills them both and takes over the sound village. But when she decides to go on a little hunt, she meets and eight year old Naruto. what will happen between the two? FemaleManda, Dark Naruto debating on paring
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Transfromation Jutsu, NANI? by Trixy Fox reviews
During the fight with Shukaku, one of Naruto's jutsus goes haywire leaving him stranded in a new body. Kyuubi is laughing evilly and Sasuke is going to need a new pair of pants. Rate T for language and violent scenes. No romance pairings planed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Za Kaze Shokkou The Wind Weaver by Cloud1239999 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has always been a hyper child. What would differ if Naruto grew up differently because he was able to learn how to read at an early age? Meet Uzumaki Naruto Wind user extrordinair. Watch and enjoy as Naruto hits the world like an hurricane
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,176 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Revenge of the Fox by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
AU Orochimaru offers seven year old Naruto a chance to not be hated. He accepts and joins the Snake Sannin and The Land of Sound. Dark Naruto fic. rating may change. Main pairing NaruTayu. A/N: This story is done! Working on Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Darker Side of Things by Dark knight Aegus reviews
Harry is abused by his relatives.His hate and anger call out the a Dark Lady of the Sith, Talya. She comes and takes Harry and trains him to be a Sith and a great sorceror. Will be Harry/Multi. HP/SW crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Frightful Magic by ShidoTakashima reviews
Killed a the age of 3, Harry Potter was sent to the town of Holloween instead of Eden because of the corruption of the killing curse. There he became Jack Skellington the Pumpkin King...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Jack S.
Symphony of Frost and Flame by haoryuka reviews
Naruto X Warcraft crossover. I'll make Sargeras the one who attacked Konoha. There will be some OC's. I changed the title of chapter 10.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,859 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006
Harry Potter & The Girl Who Lived by SilverAegis reviews
Post HBP. Harry wakes up & finds himself in a universe where he was born a girl. Not wanting her to go through the things he did, he changes her history by helping her with the Tri-Tournament and eliminating Voldemort forever. No Slash. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,218 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., OC
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 5,111 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 5,091 - Follows: 1,045 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Metaphysical Insertion by mercva reviews
Self insertion. The author is thrown into the thick of things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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The Gamer Effect reviews
IM BACK! Alright guys this is a collection piece that I need your help to add to. So read the description inside to really understand. Mankind was disappointing in Mass Effect so I made them better! Come see what happens when a Gamer takes command. *some chapters can get pretty Dark, you've been warned*
Crossover - Game X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 78,983 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 8/27/2013
Legends of Lunacy reviews
Welcome weary travelers to my humble abode, I have a story to tell you, many stories in fact. Would you like to hear them? A plot dump for the raging insanity that is in my head.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/17
Naruto terror of Konoha reviews
What if when naruto met kisame and itachi something strange happened what if naruto absorbed kisame's samehada? this will be a 100 percent NarutoXtenten fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten
naruto the last ishvalen reviews
we all know naruto is the son of minato and kushina but what if he wasn't what if he was the last of the proud ishvalen race rated M for later chapters pairings NarutoXTemariXhinata and/ or more
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Scar
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