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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Not too savvy with intros, but oh well. I'll give it a shot.

"My name...is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... Prepare to di-" No, I'm Madison. Nice ta meet ya ^^ I love to write, despite the fact I can be rather slow at it. I blame my short attention sp-- OMG CAKE!!! ...You see? Anyway, I'm a young writer who has the dream of her book one day being on the shelves of many, but for now, fanfiction will serve me just fine. Writing it, and playing violent video games, also helps with those frequent writer's blocks we all want to kill. I discovered my first fanfiction by accident. (I believe I was taking a "which Naruto character are you" quiz on quizilla) and then BOOM, I was reading my first yaoi fanfic. Happy to say I've been addicted ever since 8D I blame my love of manga/ anime on my ginger friend and my love of fanfiction/ yaoi on my own perverted mind. My interest of manga somehow sparked an interest of writing in me. It also sparked an interest of reading...maybe that's why... Must do further research on th-- HEY LOOK, CAKE!!! ...Damnit.

Hmm...some miscellaneous stuff right here.

I'm not quite the type for Shojos, though I do like a few. I like an intense/ violent story with a passionate love twist mixed in...Ok, more like: "I like an intense story with a few dramatic love scenes..." Yeah, let's go with that. I have a wide range of favorites: Hellsing (the Ultimate OVAs), Hetalia, Death Note, Baccano!, Gurren Lagann, Naruto, and I'm too lazy to list the rest. I will be mainly writing fics for Hetalia(currently obsessed with the series... Make pasta, not war :D ) and I may throw a few in for Hellsing and Naruto if I can think of any. Maaaaaybe I'll take requests? Not sure XP

Anything else? Yeah, I'll list a few more things.

Yaoi, hent, yuri-- all cool with me (especially yaoi >:D ). I love cake, even though it's a lie. Can't live without pasta (something Italy and I have in common. ...Guess it doesn't help with the fact that I'm Italian either XD ). Aaaaand I think that's about it... PASTAAAAA!!!!!

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Immer und ewig by xXxsinnxXx reviews
It's truly a shame when you love someone but they don't know; but, what happens when Germany slips up? GerIta, Yaoi, Don't like don't read LEMON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Nascence by dmnq8 reviews
Sometimes two lives that seem wrong can unite to give birth to something right. Pru/can. Yaoi. Human names. Disclaimer in my profile. #4 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Love Is An Unverified Rumor by mykonosparadise reviews
This is not another Unification story, it's a new Unification story. Bismarck brings Germany to live together with Prussia. They are not brothers. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
NZ: Alchohol by DestineyTot reviews
Alcohol serves as an arbitrator between Dempsey and Richtofen. Screwing your enemy never felt so grand. Dempsey/Richtofen SLASH.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Zweimal ist Dreimal by dmnq8 reviews
This wasn't once or twice or three times. It wasn't a temporary arrangement, or something either of them could escape. Yaoi, Ger/Ita. Human names. Sequel to Einmal ist Keinmal. Disclaimer in my profile. #2 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Einmal ist Keinmal by dmnq8 reviews
Maybe what he'd wanted all along was to give in. Yaoi. Ger/Ita. For my Muse. Disclaimer in my profile. #1 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I Had a Dream Last Night by Flashback 1701 reviews
"I think I always knew it was you... Your smile, your voice, your cowardice… it never changed. It was always you." LudFeli. AU. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Heimliche Romanze Yaoi Germany x Italy by LilyLikesLlamas reviews
GerItaly. Gift for another friend. Her first yaoi lemon. She loved it btw, which made me so happen. But if you don't like yaoi or lemons, don't read, thank you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Seducing West by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia wants Germany.He knows his brother wants him back but hesitates to show it because he is held back by his morals.How long will it take Prussia to convince Germany that they both want the same? Lots of tension culminating in a hot office encounter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
I, Jealousy by Timeless4Life reviews
Jealousy. Italy has never felt that emotion before. Now he has and he wants to change. Change into someone confident and lust-worthy. Change to make Germany love him. A slightly darker Italy emerges to make his move. For Germany. ItalyxGermany one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Everyday Occurance by ahha.interesting reviews
Germany X Italy what else do i write? crappy title, but Japan is MIA and only GerIta left, Romano appears so cracktastic and Germany finds out about that little Vargas Curl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Body Image by thelivinggirl reviews
We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Insieme, Zusammen by Rezicca reviews
The Battle of Berlin in the final day. Germany is searching for Italy before he is taken down by an explosion, but then his ally and lover finds him. Together they will go down. Together they will surrender. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Solution to Insomnia by Rezicca reviews
A smut practice. Germany can't sleep. In his tossing and turning, he has woken up Italy. One thing leads to another. Please R&R! It's my first lemon, so it might not be the best.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Just For Your Smile by dolcespoir reviews
Germany, Italy, and Japan are stranded on an island again when Italy, tired from playing in the ocean, suggests that they hold a drawing competition! Who will win and what are the 'special' prizes?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Yours by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Italy wants to get into a complimenting war. Germany just wishes he would go to sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Beautiful by Violencefetish1721 reviews
"Italy. I love you. I love you more than anything else. And no matter what my boss, or France or England or anyone else wants I will never leave you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Monday Chocolate by Tamabonotchi reviews
It's an odd event to come home on a Monday and find Gilbert in the kitchen, making something. It's strange when he's being almost romantic. Valentine's Day one shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A Stray Cat by Scritcher reviews
Hurt!Traumatised!Germany/Caring!Italy As if the horrors of WW2 weren't enough torture for Ludwig, he has to suffer the repercussions even decades later. He just wished Italy was there to hold him again... Eh? A cat? Angsty fluff, hopefully cute ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I Get Off by SweetCheri reviews
When Gilbert sees his brother working too hard, he forms a plan to get his brother's mind off work and on more important things...like his awesome lover
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Lasagna and the Naughty Box by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In which Germany discovers just how awry plans can go when using special, kinky toys at Italy's request. written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by NarutoKyuu reviews
"Italy moved around loudly, trying to get Germany to stop working for a moment." This idiotically friendly Italy, Germany could handle. This obliviously intimate Italy, however, Germany could not even comprehend. :GermanyItaly: :3 of 4, Silence series:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Song For Feliciano by Kisuke-chan reviews
When Feliciano is unsure of his relationship with Ludwig how does the German comfort him? With a song and sex of course! Suckish summary GerIta and heavily implied SpaMano. One Shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Erogenous by SophitiaSonya reviews
After hearing a rumor and drinking a few beers, Germany decides to control Italy's behavior by pulling on his long curl. Little does he know that Prussia didn't give him the full story. Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon. My first lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Entertainment by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Companion fic to "Passion". Ludwig looked down at him, cheeks flushing. "W-what are you planning, Feliciano?" he asked, eyes warily watching his lover get to his feet and sauntered over to the sinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Damn Kid by Killer Hetalia Fangurl reviews
Just a shot fic about Germany's typical non-wartime evening with his friend Italy. Warning: Soft implicatins of GerIta, language I OWN NOTHING
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Kino der Toten: Compensation by Ravenspine21 reviews
Tank's wisecracking comments get out of hand, and Richtofen decides to teach him a lesson. M/M, Language, Sexual situations, etc.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
Hard Love by Night-Huntress019 reviews
"Won't you be lonely, Doitsu?" Italy feels naughty and the German plans to punish him justly. One-shot, LEMON, and very sadistic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Prisoner of War 1866 by Night-Huntress019 reviews
The year is 1866. Prussia is at war with Austria and can not locate the elusive country but has managed to capture Germany. What punishment will Prussia do when Germany doesnt talk? One-shot and High Lemon and rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
BDSM by Stiorra reviews
Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Auschwitz by KayosHybrid reviews
Germany suddenly starts having strange coughing fits, and soon Italy finds out the terrible reason why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Remembrance by Havoc-Cheese590 reviews
Germany isn't able to hide his feelings for Italy anymore but when he reveals them Italy can't help but feel like a traitor to his first love... ItalyXGermany ItalyXHolyRomanEmpire
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Haze by still-lilies reviews
Germany remembers, realizes, recalls. He, himself, his memories, Italy, and Holy Roman Empire. Companion fic to Broken Smiles, suggested to be read first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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Tell Me Who I Am reviews
This was war. These flashbacks, these thoughts… Each second these images and words laced their way through his mind was like having wounds reopened and stained with salt. Follows the Germany HRE theory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Out of Place reviews
Eyes as lifeless and blank as the deceased, an expression only matching the same. Not a smile, not a twitch of the lips nor an open breath. He was a painting of secrecy, a painting of forever silence. Rated M for mentions of graphic violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sunshine reviews
They felt their bodies shiver from the cooling rain, from the loss of blood and the silent fear that wouldn't show. But they weren't scared, not in the slightest. Rated M for mentions of you know what.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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