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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Gallagher Girls.
ATM GIG EM AGGIES! ATM
Hair Color: Blonde (because I am awesome!)
Eye Color: It depends... usually blue
Age: NONE OF UR BID-NESS!!
Fav. Pass time: Reading, Dancing, Singing, Drawing, Watching Aggies, Playing Softball and Writing
Sports: Softball, Dance, Arm Wrestling (HECK YEAH!)
Dark Side- Kelly Cllarkson
Hey There Hater- Audio Push
Homewreaker- Gretchen Wilson
Outcast- Kerrie Roberts
Second Chance- Shinedown
Knockin'- Freddie Stroma
Stupid Boy- Keith Urban
Storm Warning- Hunter Hayes
Forever & Always- Parachute
Hurt- Christina Aguilera
Tough- Kellie Pickler
Scream- Katie Armiger
Baby Girl- Sugarland
A Little Bit Stronger- Sara Evans
Alice- Avril Lavigne
Because of You- Kelly Clarkson
Look It Up- Ashton Shepard
On the Radio- Reba McEntire
Haunted- Taylor Swift
Play On- Carrie Underwood
Bring Me to Life- Evanesance
My Kind of Crazy- Brantly Gilbert
Traveling Soldier- Dixie Chicks
Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley / Alison Krauss
That Don't Impress Me Much- Shania Twain
Playing Cinderella- Chuck Wicks
Cupid Shuffle- Cupid
Broken- Lindsay Haun
Broken Bridges- Toby Keith
Ride- Martina McBride
Babe in Boyland
Nine Lives of Chloe King
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Series of Unfortunate Events
In the Arms of Stone Angels
Oh. My. Gods.
The Breakup Bible
Blud And Magik
The Chronicales of Vladimir Todd
Fav. Movies: Alice in Wonderland, Twilight, Harry Potter, Burlesque, Stick It, Never Back Down, The Proposal, Prom, Revenge of the Bridesmaids, When in Rome, Thor, The Amazing Spiderman, The Corpse Bride, My Fake Fiance, Catch That Kid, The Karate Kid (New), A Cinderella Story: Once Apon A Song, Another Cinderella Story, A Cinderella Story, Tron, Pirates of the Carribean (All), Broken Bridges, Halloween Town (All), and Percy Jackson & the Olympians, eta...
Fav. TV Shows: Make It Or Break It, Cheer Perfection, Pretty Little Liars, Toddlers & Tiaras, Teen Wolf, Dance Moms, David Tutara, Amazing Cakes, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Switched at Birth, and Melissa & Joey.
Fav. Time of Year: AMA Supercross/Halloween/Homecoming
Hate Most: Stupid Blonde Jokes (seriously, if u want to make fun of us that badly, atleast do it well)
My Stories: The Little AuburnHaired Firecracker (Rose/Scorpious) Forgetting Edward (Felix/Bella) Teen Miss Winter Women (Ginny/Draco) Can't Escape An Escape Artist (Cammie/Zach) The Small Silver Heart; One-Shot (Cammie/Zach) Dare to Love (Ginny/Draco) To-Die List (Rose/Scorpius)
Things I Love-
Watching boys hurt themselves while trying to show off.
When you walk into a spider web and transform into a ninja.
Forgeting to Remember Things.
Annoying the sales ladies that won't leave you alone.
My Cowboy Boots.
Acting stupid then watching everyone stare at you funny when you answer a difficult problem correctly.
Laughing when someone you know runs into a wall.
Making people do your work for you.
When someone you hate says a joke and no one laughs.
When people give me jewelry.
People who give me jewelry.
That awkward silence when you realize that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has the same rhthym as the Alphabet.
Taking an hour to put on my make up just for Supercross.
Making people wait for me.
Oh wait, i already put that... Fanfiction.
- REPOSTS -
If you grew up listening to Shania Twain and Martina McBride, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you have more computers in your house than you have people, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have blonde moments a LOT, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever drove more than ten miles to get a signed copy of a book, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate rollercoasters that go upside down, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever really wanted to slap someone, but didn't copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever really wanted to slap someone and did copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the next generation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers should jump in a lake copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Draco/Hermione, and Draco/Luna shippers should all join the Harry/Hermione shippers in the bottom of the lake copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest man in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If every time you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run" and know why, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree
If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever raised your hand to ask a question but lowered it when you couldn't remember it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever took meds every morning, then realized they weren't yours, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever searched your entire purse for your something, then find it in your pocket, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever heard a joke then said the next day- "OOOOOHHHH, now I get it!", copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever signed on the 'DATE' line, copy and paste this onto your profile
If someone has told you you need help... and you agreed, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella and fall in a hole, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, xWayTooMuchSugarx, GossipGirlHere, Homerunhitter
If you are addicted to vampires and would really like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your rofile
92% of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8% who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you love Twilight, but think that people who think it's better than Harry Potter need to get a life, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ship Draco/Ginny more than Harry/Ginny, copy and paste this to your profile
If you always knew that Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape were good (and NEVER doubted it) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate people just because they hate someone more than you do, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Neville/Luna is SOOOOO CUTE!! Copy and paste this to your profile.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
MORE TRUE LOVE:
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Handicap?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forrest Run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds arse that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
She’s a really awesome author
Group Of Characters?
Draco/Ginny or Lily/Lysander or Luna/Blaise or Rose/Scorpious
Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes
Couples? What Do You Think?
No Luna/Blaise or Luna/Neville Foreva!
Hermione/Fred OR George?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape! He's so much braver!
Fred Or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Snape/Lily its not his fault, James put him in a bad mood that day.
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yeah, I went with my mother. It was fun!
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Role-played?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A-Like?
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
HELLO!!!! I write fanfiction!!! WHY ELSE WOULD I???
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
All the books and 2 of the 7th one, all the movies, book 7 poster and a HP pen
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
What Are They?
Do you object to being called by them?
Are your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Written One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
(")_(") This is Bunny (Jr.) . Post this on your profile to help him achieve world domination.
(")_(") This is Mr.FlufferKittyKinz The Third. Post this on your profile to help him overpower Bunny and achieve world domination.
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Roses are red,
This is this cat
Now read the THIRD word of every sentence. XD
You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
YoU sAy Im UnCoOl? WeLl, CoOl Is AnOtHeR wOrD fOr CoLd, AnD tHe OpPoSiTe Of CoLd Is HoT. sO, yEaH, i KnOw I'm HoT, tHaNkS fOr NoTiCiNg.
YoU cAlL mE a JeRk? WeLl, A jErK iS a TuG, a TuG iS a BoAt, A bOaT fLoAtS oN wAtEr, WaTeR iS pArT oF nAtUrE, nAtUrE iS bEaUtIfUl, So YeAh, ThAnKs FoR tHe CoMpLiMeNt.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
I talk to myself. I yell at myself. I mumble to myself. I think to myself. I love myself.
I am cRaZy and RaNdOm. I like DiNoSaUrS and cHoCoLaTe.
I have great friends who are extrememly weird (U NO IT! :D)
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
-If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.
-97 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this onto your profile if you would be part of the 3 percent yelling JUMP!!
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile!
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie
You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If anyone knows exactly where to find you on Thursday nights at 9, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you think Justin Beiber's music should go to TARTARUS, copy and paste this to your profile. (this one's important guys)
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss
YAY! But I probably could have told you that!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that, paste this to your profile
Percy Jackson Pledge: (take the pledge, just do it!)
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know!
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera, blocking it, & use it as a mirror.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash register paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
ONLY IN AMERICA...
Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
THANX because if ur reading this u have read my ENTIRE page or just skipped to the bottom, both of which I don't really mind! =)
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