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Author has written 28 stories for St. Trinian's, NCIS, Nikita, Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Psychoville, The Mighty Boosh, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, The Thick of It: I'd say I was fairly British. Hopefully I've grown up since I last wrote on here. The only thing I can say that I would still write is the general focus on sex. That should explain the complete lack of updating, if your interested.

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Affliction by xenascully reviews
Agent Tony Dinozzo's world is torn apart when he is forced against his will to do something incomprehensible...WARNING! Story contains *rape*. RE-VAMPED and REPOSTED.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Time Enough by Night's King reviews
Two captains walk into a bar. One gets shot in the face. The other learns a thing or two about inanimate objects.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Jack H., John H. - Complete
Blush by jelenamichel reviews
Ziva considers what it might take to make Tony blush. **This is a very adult story. If you're under age, please skip it.**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
When It All Comes Down by FS-13 reviews
Things are not always as they seem. But when an apparent reality destroys a person, whether or not it is "real" doesn't matter. When an assignment forces Tony to fake his death, Ziva must learn to live without him—something she's not sure she can do—Tiva—
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by Lovelihead reviews
'It was wrong. Oh god, it was so wrong; but that didn't stop us. We couldn't stop. It was like an addiction, I swear.' Tony and Ziva can't resist each other even though they're seeing other people. Smut. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Agony of an Instant by remuslives23 reviews
Grief is but the agony of an instant. This is one instant of Ianto Jones' life. Ianto/John, Ianto/Jack. Please read the warnings.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Ianto J., John H. - Complete
Erotica by moonfaerie326 reviews
She had a dirty little secret, and she only hoped that no one would ever find out. TIVA ONESHOT
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Between John and a hard place by JolinarJackson reviews
Ianto shifted his position and something hard dug into his thigh. "Dear God." John answered, "It's my gun, I swear." - Jack/Ianto, Ianto/John Hart - unrequited
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2010 - John H., Ianto J. - Complete
In a heartbeat by LadyTrish reviews
Her body reacted in ways she couldn’t understand, yet she was sure that what emotions..." Set during episode 7x15, Jack Knife. Enjoy : Rated T, because I am paranoid and this time with good reason :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Paris: Avant et Après by Elizzzybeth reviews
My take on what happened before, during, and after Jet Lag.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Loose Lips and Sinking Ships by alice in a coma reviews
/There are days when Tony misses Kate. It takes him a while to realize he might miss Ziva, too./ Tony/Ziva with some Kate-angst thrown in for good measure. One-shot. Spoilers for season 7.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
He's got a gun by iWatchtv reviews
Don't call women old. especially when they're assassins...maybe a little ooc. slight tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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At the Inn
A woman is waiting for Stephen to improve on the short sexual experience they had eight years before. The war and Isabelle have changed him, however.
Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Stephen W.
Domestic Fury reviews
Ziva and Tony are forced to marry to keep her in America. How will they cope with married life and domesticity? Will their erotic feelings overpower the mundane act of a fake engagement? Sex. Pure Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 73,144 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Assassin's Dentures reviews
After a tragedy, the team disbands, unable to work together anymore. Twenty-five years later, each scarred by the trials of life, a potential tragedy recalls them to DC where they attempt to rebuild the old friendship that died during their separation.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,210 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Kort's Monster reviews
Since Kort proved himself to be an amazing character in Swan Song and Pyramid, I thought that I would do a little Kort story. Operation Frankenstein was kind of intriguing as well.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - T. Kort
Evolution reviews
Evolution of the characters. Ziva's life from Mossad through Somalia to becoming a proper Agent.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Ziva D.
Thongs and Condoms reviews
Searching an apartment, Tony and Ziva discuss thongs, porn and Ziva asks Tony for a condom. Constant Tiva. Description of sex.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Illicit Sex in the Big Chair reviews
Jen and Ziva have sex. Gibbs, Tony, McGee and Abby join in. Many pairings especially Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby. Plus Giva and Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Tony, Remember Me reviews
Ziva has died tragically and Tony is left mourning her restless soul. She insists on appearing to him and following him about, begging him not to forget her. He can't live without her. Should he just give up on life and join Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Ziva's Sex Toys reviews
Tony finds something that horrifies him in Ziva's bathroom. Sex Toys, Awkward Discussions, Tiva, UST, Sex, Kinky acts, Dates in Romantic Restaurants, Fast Driving, Passionate kisses in restaurant bathrooms...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Immoral Fantasies reviews
Tony and Ziva are undercover in a rundown motel. Emotions run high and the fantasies are conjured up by any object on which sex would be possible. Constant Tiva, almost no case details, lots of dirty sex and immoral fantasies. Definitely M rated.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Too Late Now reviews
Ziva has been lying comatose in a hospital bed for a year now. Tony visits her daily and reflects on missed opportunities and apologises. Will Ziva ever wake up? Can they express their love? How she will recover? Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby but mostly TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Awaiting Nothing reviews
Ziva awaits her release from the pain as the truck hurtles towards her. In one glorious instant it could all be over. But is that really what she wants? And what does Tony think?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Sibling Rivalry reviews
Ziva has a sister, come to avenge Ari's death, who captures Tony's heart. Can Ziva kill another rogue sibling or will she lose this fight?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Overbearing Predator reviews
Alex remembers her time as a sex slave in Russia. Possible Alex/Nikita sex in next chapter.
Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Alex
The gun against his temple reviews
Gibbs, Tony and Ziva must trust an assassin to do what Ziva did when she sent the bullet into Ari's skull. No Tiva - sorry
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Elusive Apparition reviews
While visiting a recent place of mass suicide, Tony and Ziva meet an elusive figure who reminds Ziva of her past pain. Tiva Connotations.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Nineteen Assassinations in One Night reviews
Nineteen professional hits in one night is a difficult case to solve - especially when Ziva seems to be reminiscing about her time as a Mossad Assassin. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Assassination reviews
The brown hair, once streaking behind her, now whipped the underside of the black helmet shielding her face from onlookers. One hand was poised near her gun, the other steering the motorcycle with a graceful ease. She was a deadly assassin ready to shoot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Leap of Faith reviews
Suicide is the one thing Ziva can never regret. Her feelings as she stands on the edge. Then she jumps... Only T for the self destructive themes. Hints at Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Kill Gibbs reviews
Revenge can be bitter sweet. Ziva is a killing machine for Mossad still and wants to cause a meaningful death. She wants to avenge her brother's killer Gibbs . Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Fellow Torture Victim and Old Rival reviews
Ziva meets an old rival from her Mossad days who happens to be a fellow torture victim. Memories of Somalia, Mossad and Ziva's Childhood. Some Tiva, some slightly lesbian Ziva but not out of character. Self harm also.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Kate vs Ziva unclothed reviews
Tony is confronted with images of both Kate and ZIva naked. Comparitive fantasies and reality. Which one does he prefer?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ziva owes Ari reviews
Ziva owes Ari for her new life at NCIS and he won't let her forget it. No plot just Ziva's thoughts throughout all seasons up to season seven -Shalom, Last Man Standing, Aliyah, Truth and COnsequences, Good Cop Bad Cop
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
Callen and Ziva reviews
Callen and Ziva have similar issues. Short thing on that.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ziva D., G. Callen - Complete
Rejected and Taken reviews
Ziva abandoned a daughter who has now been kidnapped but is the girl as innocent as she seems or is she an assassin worse than anyone could have imagined? Malachi/Ziva Eli/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
The English Lust reviews
Annabelle is consumed with lust for Kelly. I broke up the paragraphs so it is easier to read.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Resentment reviews
Annabelle and Kelly both resent each other deeply. Can they get passed their hatred. Please review.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Repulsed by his touch reviews
Kelly tries to make Flash jealous by sleeping with another boy but her plan goes wrong. She is also pursued by another, a girl. Which will Kelly choose? Hopefully my best story so far. Please review.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
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